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 >>/1543/
> Jan Böhmermann
One of the most disgusting leftist agitators we have, disguising his anti-German political agenda as 'comedy'.

Also that didn't age well, it's a parody of Rammstein Singer Till Lindemann who's accused of drugging, beating and raping his groupies. Video still accurately portraits German militant 'tolerance'.

> It's perfectly legal for them to do whatever they fuck they want to do
Lmao, question the 6 millions as almost 93 year old granny and you go to jail indefinitely because you're a grave danger for democracy
https://www.dw.com/en/germany-93-year-old-holocaust-denier-sent-back-to-jail/a-61336650

Or be sentenced for mass murder at age 97 because as teen girl you've been working as a secretary in a concentration camp 80 years ago. Progressive!
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/dec/20/nazi-camp-secretary-irmgard-furchner-stutthof-germany

> Freedom of speech
Haha yeah you can say funny swear words on TV but only to white people and commoners. You will get your home searched and a prison sentence if you insult someone browner than you - or a politician. Hate crime! German police is very active patrolling social media for xenophobic remarks every time some sandnigger rapes and kills a local girl or random people on the street.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2021/09/09/pimmelgate-german-politician-police-raid/
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/09/23/technology/germany-internet-speech-arrest.html

But the commies have dug their own grave by importing sandniggers from the worst warzones around the globe.  They will turn this place into a more repressive regime than Afghanistan and Iran combined.

 >>/1548/

I think your rant lacks nuances required to appreciate the diversity experienced here.

Yes, there are goofy af politicians here and it's a growing culture of idiocracy, blatent bribery, and pandering. But better than most places still, so I'll stay. If I'm staying I'll keep my trad values. Like idk decency and respect. It's too much to ask for lately for many.

My hatred for humans doesn't go as far as those who are decent and respectful. I coukd care less what color they are or what they believe.



















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It's not just America but we need a culling nonetheless.

No, it's not glandular, no it's not big bones, it may be a disease, but even if it is a mental illness you should still be fined and taxed for the burden on society.  End yourself you fucking donut punching Discord moderator.

[Ashley] Bear has a special place in his heart for the overweight, he was abused by two of them as a child so it figures.


I'd rather say everyone but Germans would joke about this.

I can't understand what's it saying in the beginning. 'Wir dürfen keine [unintelligible] sein!' The Reichsflugscheibe is a nice extra touch. Too bad it's fake, wish companies had the balls to make such commercials nowadays.


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 >>/1855/
This. Being obese needs to become socially inacceptable and outright illegal. It's also a sign of having a weak mind and character. Being fat, poor and dumb often go hand in hand.

 >>/1900/
The fuck is this that guy's way more creepy than any raptor. which was covered in feathers btw and probably looked like an oversized pheasant,  not as cool as in the movie.

 >>/1907/

I'm so happy they're finally not depicting dinosaurs like plucked chickens anymore. Seriously stupid how they were showing them and we knew this when I was a wee little cub. Fucking finally not listening to the mongoloids anymore.

My first girlfriend had a beaver that was a little harry the first time I saw it, but she shaved it afterwards with a little heart patch, it was very cute.

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Autumn is very good at keeping the BodyOS in check. She's like the BOS whisperer without saying a word.

[Ashley] Flipping silence, she understands that the BodyOS doesn't need words, it needs discipline and direction. Amazing. I didn't have that knowledge when I did this nonsense babysitting.




https://youtube.com/watch?v=qmTAo5_q2l0

Brings a tear to my American eye, with pride, not the gay kind of pride, the American kind of pride, those gay type bastards ain't American... well technically they are, but... well, as long as they're not in your face about it it's fine with me, I don't judge those limp-wristed, fruity, brown ring lickers. I guess they're ok. 

[Ashley] Just stop already.
















 >>/3104/

People tend to lose their nerve around me, can't imagine why. If it happens, believe me, I wouldn't be said [NWOR]ress' biggest problem. You see, I am there and I am capable to some extent, 100kg of muscle and towering a head over most people, looking like a marine or a pro-player as I am, I'm not an easy mark. However, if said strumpet was stupid enough or just not aware of the association to me and did it anyway, then, like I said, she'd not survive it and it wouldn't be by my hands nor would it be a "fair" fight, there would be no fight.

The girls I escort, my friends, are pretty little gangsters with loads of money and connections. They don't need brawn or weapons, and neither brawn nor weapons could stop them. How do you fight what you don't see, who you couldn't know and have never met before?

If I was alone with Bestie that's a different story. Here's how I picture it going down.

The weirdo pushes her head into the glass. I grab Bestie and look around to see who she's with, she could be with a large gang for all I know, this may be a plant to get me to "hit first" and get that on camera so they can go to town, direct assault could be a death sentence for me, so I'd pull Bestie close and get between her and the weirdo and look down at her to see what she's doing. If she just laughs like a clown and starts retreating, whip out phone and record, follow her safely, get as much information as I can, say nothing, do nothing else. Again, I'd have to be especially aware if she was going back to her gang, I wouldn't leave the safety of the mall flock. Last thing I want is a news anchor pushing a microphone in front of her or me, we'd leave immediately afterward. Witnesses would likely be confused as to what even happened.

Based on the evidence collected, weirdo would get what she deserves eventually. What she couldn't know is I roll with vicious animals, sociopathic zealots to their own kind, ruthless, intelligent, unforgiving monsters. You see us and you may be intimidated by me, but you don't understand that I'm the least among them. They don't do things that can be traced. They work the long game. This woman wouldn't know who or why or what is happening, just a long series of unfortunate bad luck leading to her destruction; death by a thousand cuts.

If she tries to pick a fight, I'd scream like a monster, loud and hard and long as I can and I have some big lungs. Everyone from 100 yards would wonder wtf is going on. I'd just continue to scream like I was going to die while protecting bestie. This lady would lose whatever game she was playing, no one expects that from someone like me and that's the point. Don't be easily played, don't be an easy mark, be confusing, say nothing, just scream LOUD and I would be having so much fun believe me, I'll try not to laugh. At that point mall security would separate the parties and we'd tell our side of it. She'd lose any case period, my lawyers are not the kind regular people can afford and they'd work for free for me.

Let's go deeper. She stabs Bestie. Assuming she still has the knife, I'd have to overwhelm her and it would be over quickly. Either I die or she does. I'd be lauded and revered by my friends for that one. (even moreso) She would have to die, sliced through, gutted, an unfortunate accident while trying to protect myself and my young friend. To the best of my ability.

Anyway, these are all just fun thought exercises, when it happens I'll let you know what happens. I've told you other stories, I could tell you a few more of the kind of thing that did happen.

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 >>/3104/

This is fun, let's continue.

Here's reality. Bestie is always and I mean ALWAYS sandwiched between me and someone else AT ALL TIMES. I wouldn't be alone with her in this situation, there's always someone with more free time than me around. I'm usually there to act as a witness and lookout. My friends are paranoid to say it mildly. Though it may happen, it's just very rare, but we covered that base already above.

So I'm there with one of my little light-weight, innocent looking friends and this happens. I simply protect Bestie, that's the end of my involvement. I keep her safe, get her safe, and that's all I need to be concerned with. That's my job and it's unforgivable to do anything else. I am told not to engage period and believe me if I did, I'd be in trouble with them too.

Exactly what they do would be well planned and choreographed. I would guess if it was my exgf, then there would be a fight. If it was Bestie's mom, it would be unpredictable by me. My exgf is the alpha of the group as she was born to be, but her sister is just as ruthless, she's the one who instructed me to scream and she's used that before to great effect. There are two different strategies, one to eliminate witnesses and one to get as many around you as possible.

If it was the narcissist it would be verbal battle no odd woman could possibly win. Again, it would involve gaining as many witnesses as possible since the narcissist is a very smol person. I know these strategies also from the fact that they're constantly grilling Bestie and Bestie is kind of a pacifist which is a great disappointment to them all. That's why she's in BJJ, to train her instincts, make it automatic.

So she was at school the oither day and there's an asshole boy who used to bully her but he bullied a lot of people. Well he came walking up looking for trouble and she stuck out her elbow  as if going for his throat and he stopped and walked away.

That's not BJJ, that's something I taught her lol. I asked her about it and she said, "I was just stretching. (wink)" damn

 >>/3104/
fucked up but still harmless prank. in western europe she'd get stabbed to death by 10 arabs

i often think i can take care of myself but what if youre with a girl or even child and get attacked? cant even run away. 

i'd like to say it doesnt happen here bc we dont have niggers or arabs but it does. some nutjob kidnapped a 9yo girl some weeks ago and locked her in his garage for 2 days before police got him. was some lunatic who also stole other peoples cats and dogs and kept them in cages. so its good for kids to train self defense and how not to end up in some cellar.






So as you know, I've done everything, but kitchen work isn't one of those things, however, my exgf did, she worked at Burger King and for the state college during college and I heard horror stories that makes this video seem like a parody in the other direction. Much much worse. See, here in America, the objective is to offer the lowest quality product people can huff down their maw, and as long as it's loaded with fat, salt and sugar, the big three food groups, it could be basically cardboard and no one would notice. I should make a video for you that shows what a chicken nugget looks like, it's pink slime sponge with cardboard.

She would make tuna sandwiches that were absolutely delicious, because she actually cared about food safety, but her fellow employees were about as lax as it gets.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-u_P0_yWLhM


 >>/3199/

China might have us beat, I don't think anyone is reconstituting oil out of the sewer here. Food is still really cheap even if it doubled in price in two years.

BTW, it is true that we just had inflation that doubled everything's price without exaggeration. The way people have accomplished this is two fold, one our idiotic crypt keeper president gave everyone tones of money, like so much money that people bought up everything to the breaking point. Of course I didn't see a dime because I make too much money. Two everyone is given debt here like water, everyone is typically balls deep in credit card debt at shark loan prices. It's going to all come crashing down and I'm going to be giddy as a schoolgirl when these fuckers lose everything. I'll spit in the fat little faces of these entitled pigs. I can't fucking wait. It's not an if, it's a when and I believe it has to be just after the election or just before. That is going to coincide with the start of the war. There's no turning back now.

A Bear can dream anyway.

 >>/3201/
It's more or less the same here. Germany spends tens of billions on social welfare per year, at least half of which is fraud. With covid lockdown aids, literally billions ended up in the middle east because arabs made up fake businesses and collected the aid. But Germans want it that way. We pay 12 billions for 'development aid' in shithole countries per year, we're financing bicycle lanes in Peru, campaigns for positive masculinity in Uganda,  improving road surfaces in Tanzania, company cars for Nigerian parlamentarians. It's no joke. Even the people in those countries themselves say this is for nothing, the money disappears oin the pockets of corrupt politicians and buerocrats. Does that make Germany spend less? Nope, because that would be right wing extremism.

But don't get your hopes up, there will be no big bang. The financial system is vodoo magic, actually always was. Some counrties like Argentina live with permanent 3digit inflation rates. It will be a slow demise of the west but no implosion.

 >>/3202/

> no implosion 

Bitch please. I lived through 2001 and 2008 its overdue. (I was just a cub in 2001 tho, still it was a huge crash). Ever heard of the dot com bust? The gold bubble? The real-estate collapse? The great recession? And more before my time. I'm not saying it will go to zero, I'm not a doomer, but a "market correction of significance" is long past due and look at the fucking financials before you run you bitch mouth fool! We're poised m'fucka, poised I say! Mind the gap. But listen you and I are still just cherubs, we won't care if the stock market is halved we won't care if our 401k becomes a 201k because we will still be working like plebs when it recovers in 5 years.

Mark my words, we will see hardship in our lifetime and it won't all be a slow burn. Get yo shit together mate.

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And?
2001, 2008 and 2020 were absolute nothingburgers. Did you lose money on the stock market in the long run? I certainly didn't. Alice is still mad because we could have made a real fortune, like several millions, and wasted the opportunity but it was no net loss. Diversify, don't fall for meme investments and you will emerge richer from every crisis. It's really not that hard. Lumi once gave the advice to invest in S&P 500. Probably best idea the lad ever had. S&P increased 5-fold since the 2008 low. So call me when civilization breaks down and tthe dead pile up in the streets. Nothing will happen. At least not anytime soon. Western civilization will slowly be eroded by foreign invaders but that's our fault, not theirs.


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 >>/3212/

Forgot mag name.

No I made tons of money bc had rich relatives that threw money at me bc my mom was so far in debt she could never recover. She died in the red. 

For 2001, no I didn't see any action  bc too smol, but 2008 I put money from inheritance in the market $12,000 invested.

That investment ia still in an IRA, should have been a college fund but u know, stupid. Anyway, didn't spend it for college and now it's like 200k or something. I'll have to look. My 401k is a separate thing, that's not on the same order, but again, can't spend it unless I want yo give half to taxes and fees.

I'm poised to put cash in when it drops. If it never drops again, well fuck me, but I'll bet it does. 25% at least. As you know, I made some cash over the summer and I had more. It's going in.

If gold comes back down, do'll that too.




You know you've been hanging around gen A too much when you you can hear these words in their original form without trying.

-Skibidi toilet
-erm what the sigma
-gegagedigeda o
Honorable mention:
-number one victory royale

This shit is like tapeworm eggs in the brain.

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 >>/4541/
I have no idea what any of that means and I intend to keep it this way. Is that what Bestie talks about?

Host only hangs out with gen X or literal boomers.
Wait no, neighborhood loli asked him something about some new monster movie for kids or something. Too bad, we don't watch movies and are completely detached from any worldly worries, trends or fashions. Feels good man.









 >>/5700/

Not swamp life, no rednecks in the beach community I grew up. No dinosaurs or alligators. We had surfers and snobs, soccor moms and Catholic Karens. Lots of drugs passed around, it was everywhere but I stayed out of that because my siblings had more than enough. Who needs moonshine when they have shrooms, acid, pot, cocaine, heroine, crack, then the prescription stuff and pills, uppers downers, ludes, molly, percoset, vicodin, valium, ambien, and so on.

I was poor, but we were in a rich neighborhood. My dad made today's equivalent of probably close to a mil a year but he died when I was 3 and left my mother a house and hot rod cars not much else. He didn't save it. She sold the artwork, cars, everything of value, went on SSI and  food stamps, she'd ask for money from the relatives, could barely afford taxes and then we moved to a house worth 1/4 the amount inland in a reasonable new suburb where I went to HS. When I was in college the inheritance started rolling in from all the rich relatives. Got cars, cash, weird ass antiques like that smoothbore musket, first got an old 300TD with engine problems, then a suzuki? I think it was? One of those foriegn cars, definitely Suzuki Swift, tiny hatchback that I used for years, then I got cash and bought a 300zx. Awesome non-turbo one with tiny back seats. It was old though and eventually was burning so much oil it couldn't even idle right   
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Then I was given a toyota sedan that I still have, and bought my truck, had that forever. A volvo was briefly involved, no power, noisey, reliabile but I had too many cars so I sold it cheap.

I want an SUV but I don't want to spend 80k on it. I could but I'm too frugal. Maybe in 10 years if they still let us buy gas engines, those fuckers.

Fucking candidate says "it's the price of democracy" and that bitch is in the lead. I'd rather vote for a squirrel than idiots that think huge lithium batteries are good for the environment. Fuck 

[Gwen] that's enough, let's not break my Bear.




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 >>/5763/
My apologies, I couldn't find a proper subtitled version yesterday so I made you one. 

It's a masterpiece created by a bunch of students long ago, shortly after the movie came out. The scene with Gandalf and Frodo in the carriage is my favorite.

 >>/5776/

idky but when I tried to watch it, it lagged out and now is stuck in infinite loading then it plays a few seconds then again. so I tried to download and nope it kept getting stuck. It might be on my end, I've seen this before with video downloads

will try again

 >>/5777/
nice triple7
i think the endchan servers not good with large files. took me like 50 tries to dl the video just click retry when the dl fails and it continues where it stopped.

germans sure are crazy but you gotta admire their productivity. nice soundtrack too.



 >>/5704/
> Fucking candidate says "it's the price of democracy" and that bitch is in the lead.

She's really not if you see the statistics of new republican voters (way up) vs democrat voters (down), although the media would like you to think she is popular.

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isnt that all irrelevant? in the end a few thousand voters in swing states will decide the election. such a weird voting system

> the media would like you to think she is popular
more a quetion of whos slightly less unpopular. theyre both a nightmare

whats your bet on jimmy carter? will he live to election day to vote for kamala? he already looks like some egyptian mummy. how is he even gonna cast his vote? oh wait - dead people voting is normal on the USA









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looks fine to me but i know nothing about guns

I had borrowed the motor scooter of a friend and tried to refill it at a gas station. The terminal was super modern with thousands of options on a touch screen. An the scooter had both a battery and a gas tank. Both were tiny. I was confused.
Continued to discuss this with Cat after I woke up which felt dumb. Of course Cat doesn't care.






https://youtube.com/watch?v=BwstuYiXU9g

JESUS, THANK YOU JESUS! I almost kit the homeless with my car every morning, these fuckers are even with rats, having rat parties in parking lots at 3am. Talk about goblins, these homeless need a culling too. 

YES we'll be sending them to "camps" where they will be "concentrated" and "contained" I wonder if they'll have special showers?" Yakumo, we need you to design some "showers" for these homeless drug addicted, diseased goblins, I mean unhoused civilians. they aren't the illegals, the illegals will go 10 to a one bedroom apartment like civilized people, The "homeless" are crime-nados. They walk around like zombies, yelling to themselves at 2 in the morning.

So it was the 90's I think, Rudy Giuliani, the newly elected Mayor of New York "took care" of the homeless situation. One day, suddenly and without warning, all the homeless were gone. No one knows where they went. 

This is the America I love, the one that treats savages like savages. Now President Trump, please next round up the MS13 and other gangs and taggers send them to your "humane" concentration camps. Please please please. Next then round up the obese, they're killing the environment. 

When you come for me, for whatever reason, I will be honored to end myself.  Oh it makes a Bear giddy. I already love this new president if he can do ANYTHING!!! about this BULLSHIT homeless problem. Fuck.

Can we also round up the Chinese "spies"? Don't leave any behind.

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Your homeless problem is really crazy. How did this happen? Rounding them up and putting them in camps would be more humane than letting them destroy themselves and the entire neighborhood. That's just fucked up.

> One day, suddenly and without warning, all the homeless were gone. No one knows where they went. 
Ah yes, just like with the Jews here 80 years ago.

> showers
Should I apply for Trump's cabinet? Well he's in control of Senate and House now and has more power than most other recent US presidents. So I'm excited what he'll be able to achieve. He's got no excuse not to deliver this time.








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