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It's Dec. 6th, St. Nicholas!
We got the traditional nuts, mandarins and gingerbread that was shared with neighborhood loli. Now it's time to make my own gingerbread. It will take a few days, pics will follow.

 >>/6672/
> Give me a recipe and Cat will bake it! 
I dunno if you can get oblates in Asia but you could make soft gingerbread. Mine is harder so you can use it with cookie cutter forms but the soft one that is placed on oblates is even better!


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You'll need:
6 	eggs
180 g 	sugar
2 ks 	honey
1 ts 	cinnamon
1 ts	vanilla
1 ts	gingerbread spice
1 kt 	salt
250 g 	ground almonds
250 g 	ground hazel nuts
200 g 	candied orange peel
200 g 	candied lemon peel	
200 g 	couverture chocolate 
50 x	oblates, 7 - 9 cm diam.

You can use fresh or candied citrus peel, needs to be grouund in a mixer. There's also ready-made gingerbread spice. If you can't get it mix pimenta, cinnamon, ginger, cardamom, nutmeg, cloves, anis and fennel.

Throw eggs, sugar and honey in a mixer and mix for 5min. slowly mix in the rest until you receive a tough paste. Smear a flat layer of about 1cm thickness on the oblates and bake them at 140°C for 20min. Take them out and after they're half-cooled, use the couverture to coat them with chocolate. You can also use any other coating like white chocolate or sugar glazing.
That's it!

The recipe makes 30-50 pieces so you may wanna halve everything. Good luck!
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 >>/6858/
> swastika gingerbread
why am i not even surprised? ok somehow i am! well played!
and this in a country where you go to jail for making cookies in the wrong shape. will you give them to someone?

also /tulpa/ timestamp or it never happened!

not sure i will manage to make my cookies before christmas but i will definitely make them! but maybe between christmas and new year heres more time.
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 >>/6918/
Merry Christmas my friens
it was glorious entire family had a great time ate drank and laughed too much attended christmas mass. it was chill. literally. its about freezing point no california neverwinter weather. managed to keep Yulya around most of the time she was also happy. especially in church. good opportunity to shamelessly copy and practice cleric things

going to sleep now its 2am. we hope you also had a great christmas!
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 >>/6993/

There's no "taking the day off" when you don't have a working kitchen and work two jobs and the truck breaks down again because of Chinese parts and you can't buy good parts because China flooded the market until everyone went out of business.

There's only one solution, take China out of the equation.

Oh and happy holliday whatever I might take a day off in Spring. I couldn't stop even of I was deathly ill at this point, the tiling must go on.
 >>/7099/

Okay, NOW I understand why you want Hitler back.

> German court gives woman harsher punishment than convicted rapist for calling him 'disgraceful pig' The woman was found guilty of defaming the man, who was convicted for gang-raping a 15-year-old girl in Hamburg in 2020.
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Loli sleepover (IRL).
I don't care if you believe me, but the neighborhood loli is sometimes allowed to spend the night here. Yes, with Bernd. 4real. She pesters her mom about it relentlessly, and usually I have more reservations about it than her mom. Don't ask me, the whole situation is surreal. It's not what you think and mostly stressful for me. Children have too much energy and stupid ideas all the time. I'm just glad she didn't break anything or injure herself. My apartment is a museum, not a playground. We spent most of the night outside in the garden under the stars with the cats and even made a small camp fire.

Anyway, learned the loli has a tupper-like imaginary pokemon friend and her mom taught her how to go on VPT-like adventures. WTF?
Not that it's unusual for 9yos to have imaginary friends, less so than for 40somethings, but she essentially did the same as we did in the VPT exercise. She's a good narrator and played DM while I reported what I saw and experienced. I'm just glad she didn't ask me if I had an imaginary friend. I wouldn't have told her about Alice anyway but it still would have been uncomfortable. 

Naturally, Alice isn't too happy about the whole thing and not overly fond of the loli either. Disturbs the peace, is exhausting, doesn't behave properly enough for tupper.

Mfw loli mom lets her 9yo daughter spend the night with her neighbor, but neighbor's tupper doesn't like it. What is this timeline?
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 >>/7218/
Bernd is by definition a beta loser. That's what KC is about. Beta losers insulting each other and blaming women.

I'm with Bear, it was cringe and annoying. Of course host only did it to sleep and cuddle with loli but even that turned out mostly uncomfortable. She and the cats sucked up all space in bed.

So let's learn from Bear and pretend not to be at home. Guess that will be ineffective though, neither that girl nor her mother have any sense of private space


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