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 >>/5446/
take pictures man!

just remembered something. some time in spring i was in the countryside beautiful day minding my own business in nature with tupper. suddenly faint but audible low frequency rumble in the distance. really low frequency like its more you feel the pressure wave than hear it. thought it was very distant thunder wondering where there could be a thunderstorm. then another rumble and another. noticed they were unusually short for thunder until i realized. i know that sound thats not thunder thats artillery fire. lots of artillery fire somewhere far away.

mfw that look on tuppers face - sweatening intensified. immediately took out my phone to look if wwIII had started and the russians are coming but ofc there was nothing. it was a military exercise on some training ground far away. no idea what they were shooting with but it must have been massive. maybe our german PzH2000 howitzers.

fast forward a few months later. now when we were traveling the country we were sitting outside on a starry night. after a while i notice barely visible flashes and distant rumbling
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i knew there was no arty training ground anywhere near where we were close to the sea. in the end it indeed was a distant thunderstorm.

just in case youre wondering why my tupper sometimes is such a nervous wreck this might be related. americans wouldnt understand what it means to live in a tiny country next to the biggest in the world which is threatening to steamroll you. i think just Bears county has more people than my entire country and its smaller than Bernds state. You can easily drive through it from one side to the other in 3h. or hit basically all of it with artillery from across the border. especially the capital where we live. feels south korea tier. just like the norks could flatten seoul with artillery in a few minutes. at any time.
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 >>/5478/
Poor Yulya!
Wtf my city has more than twice as many inhabitants than your entire country. At 1% the size.
And no hostile neighbors. We still have a high-tech army, navy and airforce because better safe than sorry. But I know what it means to be smol, really smol and densely populated.
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 >>/5484/
its still a brave new world tier dystopia. id rather stay in my small ancient city and sparsely populated country that has soul. walking around downtown with tupper is always nice and you dont have to worry about getting robbed or knifed by niggers or arabs like in germany or the us. because they dont exist here.
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 >>/5574/
Unfortunately not always before it happens. It was only for a split second but that was a split second too much. I was enjoying myself, we were dancing, everything was great! And then this. I was so mad! 
Time for the corrective shock collar...

The Bear suit is not an embarrassing outfit, it's super cool!
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I found the best reference picture of Joy that I've ever seen. I have seen her in dreams and in hypnagogia, and it's uncanny how close she is to this.

Careful, this is forbidden knowledge and this might be AI or some real little girl, I have no clue.

[Joy] that is not how I wear my hair.

🙄
 >>/5955/
 >>/5959/

> Hermione

How dare you compare my darling Joy with that peasant.

[Joy] I don't see the resemblance to Hermione. I don't think I like being called a darling either.

My Tsundere widdle cutie.

[Joy] Bear worked about 13 hours today, and finished something amazing that released a lot of stress, so he may be delirious.
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main election round today.
coaxed Yulya into filling out the ballot. poor tupper as stressed out like omg what if i do something wrong lol
we are the antithesis of the 2 party usa every election brings some completely new parties while the ones ruling may disappear completely.

also went competition shooting yesterday Yulya is still not too much into it. maybe i should take up knitting or something as a hobby
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 >>/6245/
> Kashtan kniitting
Haha I want to see this!
Don't stress out your poor tupper!
How did Yula end up that timid anyway? Did you make her like that?

I went windtunnel flying with Cat yesterday again, it was fun but it's exhausting. Cat still can't switch or possess reliably enough to let her do something like that. It requires body tension. So IRL Cat is weak. What an irony.
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It's Dec. 6th, St. Nicholas!
We got the traditional nuts, mandarins and gingerbread that was shared with neighborhood loli. Now it's time to make my own gingerbread. It will take a few days, pics will follow.

 >>/6672/
> Give me a recipe and Cat will bake it! 
I dunno if you can get oblates in Asia but you could make soft gingerbread. Mine is harder so you can use it with cookie cutter forms but the soft one that is placed on oblates is even better!


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You'll need:
6 	eggs
180 g 	sugar
2 ks 	honey
1 ts 	cinnamon
1 ts	vanilla
1 ts	gingerbread spice
1 kt 	salt
250 g 	ground almonds
250 g 	ground hazel nuts
200 g 	candied orange peel
200 g 	candied lemon peel	
200 g 	couverture chocolate 
50 x	oblates, 7 - 9 cm diam.

You can use fresh or candied citrus peel, needs to be grouund in a mixer. There's also ready-made gingerbread spice. If you can't get it mix pimenta, cinnamon, ginger, cardamom, nutmeg, cloves, anis and fennel.

Throw eggs, sugar and honey in a mixer and mix for 5min. slowly mix in the rest until you receive a tough paste. Smear a flat layer of about 1cm thickness on the oblates and bake them at 140°C for 20min. Take them out and after they're half-cooled, use the couverture to coat them with chocolate. You can also use any other coating like white chocolate or sugar glazing.
That's it!

The recipe makes 30-50 pieces so you may wanna halve everything. Good luck!
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 >>/6858/
> swastika gingerbread
why am i not even surprised? ok somehow i am! well played!
and this in a country where you go to jail for making cookies in the wrong shape. will you give them to someone?

also /tulpa/ timestamp or it never happened!

not sure i will manage to make my cookies before christmas but i will definitely make them! but maybe between christmas and new year heres more time.
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 >>/6918/
Merry Christmas my friens
it was glorious entire family had a great time ate drank and laughed too much attended christmas mass. it was chill. literally. its about freezing point no california neverwinter weather. managed to keep Yulya around most of the time she was also happy. especially in church. good opportunity to shamelessly copy and practice cleric things

going to sleep now its 2am. we hope you also had a great christmas!

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