/tulpa/ - Tulpa

 >>/7041/
> Summer

It's spring tho

> DST

I choose my hours, I couldn't care less actually, but otherwise I would like DST all year.

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You know, I'm a bit quirky, and maybe you don't expect this from me but I had this personal issue come up that I'm not getting into, nothing illegal or that kind of stuff, just... this kind of thing happens every few years like something happens that you go, "please god not like this." And it comes down to statistics whether what happens is going to happen or not and let's just say, I prayed.

Yes I prayed for something recently and I'm here to say there's gotta be a God. I don't know what, but I believe and yeah, it's happened before like with my second master's degree I just was like,"please god gimme this." 

Then I get it. Well it happened again and it wasn't free, I also worked hard for this, but there was a 15% chance or so and I beat the odds yet again, and I'm going to say, I believe in God.

You know, I don't like the whole non-duality shit, I don't believe in that and really the whole intelligent design thing makes a lot more sense but ghost daddy in the clouds never hit me as something plausible, maybe it is.

It's like... Jesus is cool and Michael is my boy, but who answers prayers? It feels like and I have to say it, God. 

Make fun all you want but yeah, I believe.

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I think Alice once said if god exists he must be a bad guy. And seeing what is going on in the world I guess that is true. Or more likely - he simply does not exist.

 >>/7045/

Well I believe now and I've already prayed for two more things.

real cat girls

And

government mandated cat girls to every tax paying citizen

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 >>/7046/
that would be awesome but i fsr theres always a catch

ill believe when i see it

 >>/7048/

https://youtube.com/watch?v=P9_mH82hBdc

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 >>/7059/
been a while since you posted this its still awesomee

Alice whats your opinion on eotech? is it worth it? do you have one?

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 >>/7065/
Eotech holographic sights sure are a good piece of US mil tech. But they have their shortcomings

> is it worth it?
Probably not for EU prices. The technology is outdated and economically speaking, Holosun would be a better deal if you don't mind chink stuff.

I don't have one for the above reasons, my main beef with Eotech, aside from the price, is the battery life. This is fine for Western Special Forces who venture out for a few hours freshly equipped and then return to base to be re-equipped, but in the field this is a problem. Dead battery = useless sight. And good luck acquiring a CR123 battery in a war zone. Well, there's the more bulky 5xx series that at least takes AA batteries.
It also doesn't turn on and off.

A Holosun HS510c costs half of an Eotech, the batter lasts literally forever, has a solar charger and shake awake. The only downside is that it's not an Eotech.

Also be sure to have good eyes. Have you ever seen a holographic reticle? It's fuzzy and weird and with astigmtism it's unusable. Way more annoying than a red dot.

TL;DR
Be sure to try out an Eotech and a Holosun before you buy one.

 >>/7066/
thx thats what i suspected. i guess most ppl buy an eotech bc they want an eotech. some guys at the range have them but i only looked through one tht was off. glass clarity is exceptional like there was nothing but air. gotta look at the reticle next time. never seen a holosun but also heard good things about them

I don't get people who have batteries in their guns/safes. It's not just that the thing will be guaranteed dead when you go to use it like every flashlight ever, but here in this salt air the batteries are guaranteed to corrode and destroy anything they're left in as time approaches 10 years.

Countless things were ruined by batteries, lights, flashlight, clocks, toys, welding helmet, really expensive like land phone, every stupid thing and even the batteries in the fucking package, i just had to throw out a whole package of batteries that said 2027 on them, never opened, one of the batteries crapped out in the package and did the whole jihad murder suicide on its buddies. Even my batteries are terrorists here ffs.

Don't they have nuclear sites anymore? The guy who got me into bodybuilding had a sig or a ruger with a site that never needed batteries. It had a very clean green dot.

https://www.trijicon.com/products/product-family/trijicon-rmr-RM06-RM07-RM09

Tritium illuminated.

Now, I understand you're making the equivalent of an undocumented fry cook in your country and your country may have been fucking America for generations with high tariffs and other barriers to trade, not to mention you may not even be able to buy it because "ew, nuclear is bad for the children" but would you want something like this if you could?

It would be a no brainer for me but I don't even care enough to not just use the default sight that comes standard. 

Idek if I can get them in cali ofc because anything I want has to go through a nany state filter.

 >>/7068/

Looks like the gun shop down the street has these.

https://www.trijicon.com/products/details/rm05

Any good? Only $1k, bargain priced!

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 >>/7068/
It's an excellent pistol sight but not best for a rifle. FOV is smol, dot too big so it obscures the target at greater distances.

The tritium illuminated Trijicon ACOG costs about 2-4K and its a massive scope with fixed magnification. Probably not what Kashtan wants.

Anyway, as you correctly guessed, Tritium in any form is ILLEGAL in Germany - even for host. But it shouldn't be a problem for Kashtan.

Battery-wise, for a gun safe you can always go Lithium Iron Disulfide. These batteries last 10 years and won't corrode. Well maybe in your salt-mist atmosphere.

But what's the alternative for gun safes? Fiddle with a key or a mechanical combination lock?

We have multiple large gun safes with those batteries and emergency keys. If the batteries are dead it's still possible to get the key from the other safe and unlock it. So far the oldest batteries are 5 years and still work.

For guns batteries are always a problem in emergency situations. Especially optics that drain batteries in a few months when off. I got such a red dot. You gotta store the battery somewhere else and only insert it before going to the range. As host is an idiot he of course went there twice without a battery, making it useless.

But modern optics like Aimpoint or Holosun have good power management, and LED illuminated, they often last for years.

 >>/7070/

I have three safes, they're all mechanical. No batteries needed. If you have an emergency key anyway, bruh.

Idc about sights anyway so no problem.

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 >>/7071/
You have 3 safes for one Glock? What's in the rest? Gold bars?Diamonds? Sex toys?

Our safes are stuffed with semiautomatic weapons, ammo - and yes, gold and silver bars and coins. And cash.

I was thinking about safes with mechanical turn locks but they cost a fortune compared to the electronic ones.

 >>/7072/
> Safes

The wall safe has the gun and cash and passport

The one in the attic has physical metals, more cash, coins, fucken platinum trade plates, Jagged Dagger +4 Flame Tongue, documents bc that one is big and is fire proof for like 2 hours which is pretty much the longest and I want to get an in-ground water sealed one which would survive whatever.

Then the small one has other shit that the FBI would love to know about. (anime catgirl nudes) Don't worry, they're all 9000 year old fox-girl vampires.

What else, combat knives? 

I don't do kinky shit, no drugs, no illegal shit, no pictures, no data, I got too much to lose fuck all that, I'm a lawful neutral Bear. I think the third safe is empty right now because it's too small to put anything but folded documents. It's a tiny gun safe that my GAP probably won't even fit in. I had old .22 bullets in it and I gave those to a friend.

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 >>/7070/
> Tritium in any form is ILLEGAL in Germany
jesus christ lol
how can you live in that fucking country

i only have muh guns and ammo in separate safes as required theyre simple with locks. im a poorfag and dont have gold jewellery or expensive magic items. no documents to store in a safe either.

the lithium batteries are good advice though theyre not that expensive

how did ammo prices go for you? things stabilizedd here surprisingly 9mm even went down a bit. availability of more exotic calibers continues to go downhill though. but we produce a lot domestically so i wont run out of ammo anytime soon.

 >>/7074/
There's no law to store guns and ammo in separate containers here except while transporting by car.

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Markus Söder, Minister-President of Bavaria, went on an official trip to India, put on a turban and got a taste of local street food. Now he's bedridden shitting and puking his guts out and has to return home. I don't know what he was expecting.

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Was permanently banned from asmongold reddit by big daddy Reddit for by the "anti-evil" rule.

I think I said something like "if the left win again, they'll probably force everyone to pay repairations to trans people, then I'll find out what the barrel of my handgun tastes like. I bet it's spicy."

I said way worse before but ok.

 >>/7087/
> then they'll find out what the barrel of my handgun tastes like. I bet it's spicy
Fixed that for you

 >>/7089/

I bet automod assumed I meant that. 

That sub was fun, you could only use a troll account there because many other subs automatically permaban you just for joining there. It's the most contentious sub I've ever seen.

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Reddit is such an alien world to me. This is what people who have never been on chans must feel like.

Speaking of which - the degree I'm detatched from everday life, trends and fashions sometimes makes me dizzy. I thought I still had a connection to what's going on through KC but the people there are still the same from 10-15 years ago and are mostly 30-40 years old. Feels odd.

I understand nothing the neighborhood loli is talking about.
'Don't you know X, haven't you seen Y'?
Nope.
Surprisingly she still comes to visit me regularly. Or phones me that I gotta come over or join her going someplace with her mom. So far I have resisted getting dragged to any kids movies.

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 >>/7092/
Meanwhile Bear

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I think this is what I think this is

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 >>/7093/
You don't want to spend time with Bestie?

I obviously gotta limit things and I'm away a lot of time anyway - but loli time once in a week is fine. We already went to the river and briefly into the water even though it was icy. I still coudn't imagine having her around all day every day. 
I'd go insane in a few days.

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 >>/7094/
Absolutely disgusting!
Like ants swarming a caterpillar.

I'm always amazed how niggers absolutely can't swim. They drown like rocks. Even the ones living at the shore, even fishermen. They fall into the water, they die.

You'd think they'd bother to learn to swim before crawling into an overcrowded boat but noo...
Not even life vests.

Honestly, in contrast to popular belief, I don't like seeing people suffer. But the more of these animals are gone, the better it is for everyone.

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 >>/7094/

 >>/7095/
> You don't want to spend time with Bestie?

Huh? I can't get away from her, bestiemom works for me and I'm her godfather since before her father died.

She's not around all day every day, but often. 

 >>/7096/
I'm pretty sure they were shot, the boat was deflated, the water was turning red.

Once again, NOW I understand why you're racist

> Mass Assaults On German Women, A Clash Of Cultures Exposed
> A wave of violence rocked Cologne on New Year’s Eve, when more than 100 women reported that men of Arab and North African appearance robbed, groped and raped them. Though shocking in Germany, such attacks are all too common in Arab countries

Testing

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new pope dropped.
onions?

 >>/7133/

Idk anything, was Catholic originally, subsequently hate all religions especially Catholicism, go figure.

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 >>/7133/
> American pope
Trump predicted this!

Well at least it's not a nigger though they're the most conservative ones. Would have been funny too.

Test Again

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Listen, mira mi ahora, some lefty on morning radio, and I don't listen to morning radio, but it was on where I could hear it. Dude said Trump is disingenuous because he's creating factory jobs he thinks will make America great and this boomer said kids today, when they're not on his lawn, are not interested in factory jobs.

He said they'd rather work in the service industry given equal pay.

Okay, this got the bear in me all riled up.

So would you rather:

Work 2-3 waiter jobs to make 40 hours because these places only hire part time. Get minimum wage and hope for tips to make it up meaning some nights you get absolute shit customers and they bone you dry. You have to fight with Fernando and Felipe who get all the best hours because they have kids, and you often get called in to cover the owner's daughter while if you need someone to cover you not a fucking peep out of anyone. No medical, no Hollidays, no vacation, no sick, having to police the fucktards and deal with the karens.

OOOORRRRRRR

You clock in at 7, out at 3:30 5 days a week, sick leave, vacation, Healthcare, 401k matching, it's substantially an easier job, no fucking jhonny puking on the floor, no cleaning up after the diabetes patients after they destroy the bathroom, no Karens!! No public people at all. 

No. No no no.

Factory job>service industry every fucking day you stupid ass hymie boomtard. 

My first business that didn't succeed was open to the public and holy fucking shit if you don't think the cross-section of America is the worst dregs of the animal kingdom the you're ignorant.

These fat fucking literal mongoloid dirty assholes... what level of hell is below the 9th level, because service industry is there. 

Kill me now, please, before I ever have to go back. No wonder I was depressed.

I worked in a factory and machine shop for about 3 years in college and god damnit fond memories. Working in the service industry, NO FUCKING WONDER THE MENTAL ILLNESS EPIDEMIC!!

No... I live on the shell of a cracked and rotten egg of society. One wrong step and hell is wrought on Earth.

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 >>/7147/
100% this.
I can't imagine working in 'service industry'. I can't deal with people. It's a nightmare. Even with all the superior EU social benefits and regular working hours I couldn't do it. It's bad enough at university. 

I'd love to work in a museum ivory tower where visitors don't have access. I did that for a while before funding ran out, it was like in a library or rather a monastery. Absolute - I mean ABSOLUTE silence. Archive rooms that nobody ever entered, a few scientists brooding over their work without talking. Really like a medieval monastery. Completely detached from the outside world. Too much indoor though. Now I am much more outside in nature. But university is increasingly overrrun by insane leftists politicizing everything.

 >>/7148/
> too much indoor

Bear's office is inside another office at his day job. He goes days without seeing anyone. Even without talking to anyone at work. Sometimes he sneaks out to go to the bathroom and 9/10 times no one sees him.

He does research in his day job, ya know those crazy research papers no one ever reads or understands but they're absolutely crucial for metrics? That's him, except his papers and calculations actually work out and have realistic assumptions unlike virtually everyone else. Yes most high level research papers are either very simple and just record and present data or are written to sound impressive but are actually garbage.

[Bear] Best job ever

His other job is in the entertainment industry but his clients are basically unique and generous with funds. They also don't want anyone else distracting him or his business partner so no new clients basically. Unless someone dies, that's not going to change, he's on long term contract and for the kind of work he has to do, it's crazy he gets paid that well.

[Bear] it's actually a nightmare most of the time but it gets easier every year.

 >>/7149/
Yeah I write relatively few research papers but they're high-quality, no bullshit. No idea who reads them.
I also noticed that a lot of people who cite my papers don't seem to have much idea what they're about. Most are chinks. In my narrow field of work, if you google it, my papers pop up pretty much on top. But it's utterly unimportant. I still wonder why anybody funds it. It's interesting but has zero practical impact.

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On other news - I keep getting invaded!
> meet neighborhood loli and her mom
> tell loli my mother made a cake and I'm visiting her
> loli wants a slice of cake
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> promise to bring it over when I return home
> several hours later
> return home with cake in the evening
> immediately go to kitchen to cut off a slice for the loli
> have to prevent cats from stealing the cake
> sudden rustle from behind
> get jumped at and hugged
> Beeernd, is that my caaake?
> neighborhood loli out of nowhere

She must have stalked me or whatever. No idea how she even knew I had come home. Yes, I left the front door open because I was carrying a lot of things but she was in my kitchen in under a minute. Her mom came shortly after to drag her loli back home - with a slice of cake on a plate.

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Shhh, no one tell Alice how I cut this!

 >>/7145/
 >>/7152/
awesome pis as always. how close do you have to get?

 >>/7151/
> loli home invasion
kid is gonna move in with you. daughteru acquired

 >>/7153/
> Shhh, no one tell Alice how I cut this!
in a highly unsafe manner i presume

 >>/7154/

That's a 22.5 degree angle, but my saw doesn't do that like this because the sides are also mitered. So I held it to a 12" high speed carbide tipped cross cut blade with a wedge I also cut in a sketchy way.

One wrong kickback and I might have been a few ounces lighter.

These are the times in the multiverse where countless Bears either died or were dismembered. The trick is getting into the correct timeline.

Hey, if God didn't want me to do this, he would have made the fan I bought go that extra 22.5 degrees so I wouldn't have to wedge it.

Works great now though. Now I can turn on a fan that blows directly on me in bed with a flipping remote control velcro'd to the wall. 

It's bliss.

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 >>/7156/
 >>/7154/

Note the sketchy saw marks in the cut, those were kickback close calls.

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 >>/7153/
 >>/7154/
 >>/7156/
An interesting way to lose weight but Alice does not approve of it!
I would have yelled you down and/or punched you in the face if you attempted that as my host. With your own fists.

How will Joy write our D&D adventures without fingers?

today israel hit irans nuclear facilities and killed all major nuclear scientists and the entire military command. and its far from over. israel de facto declared unrestricted war on iran.

this is magnitudes bigger than the exploding pagers fucking up hezbollah

not bad im impressed and amused. this will keep iran from supplying russia with drones bc theyll need them now


i hope they kill Khamenei too and turn iran into persia again

https://youtube.com/watch?v=j4AxM4nUz3Q

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BwDkOAjaB_I

I loved that show and Voyager

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 >>/7187/
Haha wtf?

 >>/7182/
USA bombed Iran's nuclear facilities with B2 bombers dropping GBU-57.

 >>/7188/
Iran hit US bases in Qatar but no dmg.

as its summer solstice i wanted to say this may be the last summer of peace before ww3 but it looks like i wont even get that. its starting now. russia and china will probably intervene on irans side. Alice onions on this?

 >>/7189/

Naa, WW3 isn't scheduled till 2027, you're good.

That's when USA annexes and occupies Greenland, then invades Canada, takes panama back and blockades bab-el-mandeb, and of course takes Taiwan as a US territory.

Then you can choose between China and US and die if you take China. EU is a joke, not even in the running. Nato is a gnat. 

There's good reason why it's called the United Federation of Planets (UFP) and not the CCCP of plannets.

I flipping get kt now

DEI

Demihuman Enslavement Isekai

Damn it all makes sense now, this Karen driven agenda was because their fetish is LARPing as a slave/master. They want the "minority illegal lesser" to have power over them so they can have their servile fantasy where the lesser slave races get to use them as they wish. 

I hope I explained it well enough but listen, these girl boss Karens like control but it's not sexually satisfying. But they're also subjugated all the simps and orbiters around them, they need Chad but they also been brainwashed to hate men, so they need someone to dominate them, the ones they hold to a higher status who can demean them and that domination is their fetish.

It's not my style but I finally get it.

I get it man