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On other news - I keep getting invaded!
> meet neighborhood loli and her mom
> tell loli my mother made a cake and I'm visiting her
> loli wants a slice of cake
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> promise to bring it over when I return home
> several hours later
> return home with cake in the evening
> immediately go to kitchen to cut off a slice for the loli
> have to prevent cats from stealing the cake
> sudden rustle from behind
> get jumped at and hugged
> Beeernd, is that my caaake?
> neighborhood loli out of nowhere

She must have stalked me or whatever. No idea how she even knew I had come home. Yes, I left the front door open because I was carrying a lot of things but she was in my kitchen in under a minute. Her mom came shortly after to drag her loli back home - with a slice of cake on a plate.
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That's a 22.5 degree angle, but my saw doesn't do that like this because the sides are also mitered. So I held it to a 12" high speed carbide tipped cross cut blade with a wedge I also cut in a sketchy way.

One wrong kickback and I might have been a few ounces lighter.

These are the times in the multiverse where countless Bears either died or were dismembered. The trick is getting into the correct timeline.

Hey, if God didn't want me to do this, he would have made the fan I bought go that extra 22.5 degrees so I wouldn't have to wedge it.

Works great now though. Now I can turn on a fan that blows directly on me in bed with a flipping remote control velcro'd to the wall. 

It's bliss.
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today israel hit irans nuclear facilities and killed all major nuclear scientists and the entire military command. and its far from over. israel de facto declared unrestricted war on iran.

this is magnitudes bigger than the exploding pagers fucking up hezbollah

not bad im impressed and amused. this will keep iran from supplying russia with drones bc theyll need them now


i hope they kill Khamenei too and turn iran into persia again
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Iran hit US bases in Qatar but no dmg.

as its summer solstice i wanted to say this may be the last summer of peace before ww3 but it looks like i wont even get that. its starting now. russia and china will probably intervene on irans side. Alice onions on this?
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Naa, WW3 isn't scheduled till 2027, you're good.

That's when USA annexes and occupies Greenland, then invades Canada, takes panama back and blockades bab-el-mandeb, and of course takes Taiwan as a US territory.

Then you can choose between China and US and die if you take China. EU is a joke, not even in the running. Nato is a gnat. 

There's good reason why it's called the United Federation of Planets (UFP) and not the CCCP of plannets.
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I flipping get kt now

DEI

Demihuman Enslavement Isekai

Damn it all makes sense now, this Karen driven agenda was because their fetish is LARPing as a slave/master. They want the "minority illegal lesser" to have power over them so they can have their servile fantasy where the lesser slave races get to use them as they wish. 

I hope I explained it well enough but listen, these girl boss Karens like control but it's not sexually satisfying. But they're also subjugated all the simps and orbiters around them, they need Chad but they also been brainwashed to hate men, so they need someone to dominate them, the ones they hold to a higher status who can demean them and that domination is their fetish.

It's not my style but I finally get it.

I get it man
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lmao
US general Chris Donahue the commanding general of united states army europe and africa and commander of allied land command said NATO could take Kaliningrad "in a timeframe that is unheard of and faster than we’ve ever been able to do."
with ground forces from Polan and Lithuania ofc
https://kyivindependent.com/why-a-us-generals-kaliningrad-threat-to-russia-is-so-significant-07-2025/

pls do it that would be hilarious!!i will personally come and help

map included for no-geography beras
red is russian enclave Kaliningrad sandwiched between Lithuania and Poland. black dots are where Bernd is in Munich and me in Vilnius
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air raid alarm and wireless emergency alert threw me out of bed early this morning. russian drone flew over Vilnius and crashed somewhere. fuck my nerves. tupper is more paranoid than ever.
https://www.lrt.lt/en/news-in-english/19/2626025/drone-from-belarus-breaches-lithuanian-airspace
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Would love to see. Can't we just have WW3 already? Give me a fear of death pls. Give me the kind of scarcity that forces me to eat these awful sunchokes and sit on my roof with a rifle. I wanna see hideous fatty with rainbow hair screaming with oxy withdrawls get euthenized for not pulling they/them/turtle's weight in the compound while I get special rations for doing the work of three men.

Please put me in a makeshift shelter with 40% obease noodle arms and watch that fat melt away in the hot sun.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=z5KYZ74OAak
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Ah, convergent evolution, one of my favorite topics!

You probably think of Australian marsupials. The first Europeans were astonished how much some resemble European mammals.
A classic was giving European students the skull of a thylacine and ask them which species this is. The skull looks remarkably like a dog's even though it's an utterly unrelated (and now sadly extinct) marsupial.

Afrotheria are still my favorite.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afrotheria
Aardvarks look like pigs but are Afrotheria
Dugongs look like walruses but are Afrotheria.
Golden moles look like moles but are Afrotheria
Elephant shrews look like shrews but are Afrotheria.
Otter shrews look like otters but are Afrotheria.
Hyraces look like marmots but are Afrotheria.
Tenrecs look like hedgehogs but are Afrotheria

If humanity ever discovers an inhabited earth-like planet, lifeforms there will probably look eerily similar to earth because of convergent evolution.
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So apart from the industrial output of the Ottoman Empire in WWI and convergent evolution in Afrotheria, we must also talk about Neuroptera like the Antlion Alice showed here
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Neuroptera or net-winged insects are an ancient insect order and have been fluttering around since the Periman, about 275 million years ago.
While mostly obscure nowadays, they once were the dominant insects and since most modern insect orders didn't exist back the, they filled the ecologic niches and diversified into the most ridiculous forms.

The extinct Kalligrammatidae roamed the sky of the Triassic and looked exactly like modern Nymphalid butterflies - but were Neuropterans.
Myrmeleontoidea look like small dragonflies but are Neuropterans.
Ascalaphidae look like a crossover between large dragonflies and butterflies - but are Neuropterans.
Dilaridae look like small fuzzy moths - but are Neuropterans.
Ithonidae look lice cicadas but are Neuropterans.
Nevrorthidae look like Alder- or Dobsonflies and the larvae also live in water under stones - but they're Neuropterans.
Mantispidae look like a praying mantis but are Neuropterans.
Coniopterygidae look like tiny aphids - but are Neuropterans.
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That's amazing!
How did they figure this out, DNA sequencing?

I'm really curious how the prehistoric world looked like. So many completely different creatures but still familiar
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Did you see the lunar eclipse?
I stayed up late to see it. There were a few clouds and of course lots of light from the city but visibility was good. No pics though, sorry!
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Yeah but there were thin clouds at the horizon. The eclipsed moon was barely visible. Host did take photos with the tele lens but it turned out garbage bc no tripod. I've seen better lunar eclipses. We thought about going somewhere dark for the eclipse but the forecast was bad all around so we didn't pull it off.
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Lithuania declared state of emergency over balloons sent from belarus.
https://www.lrt.lt/en/news-in-english/19/2770083/lithuania-s-govt-declares-nationwide-emergency-over-smuggler-balloons-from-belarus

its repurposed weather balloons used to smuggle cigarettes into EU. shit disrupts air traffic too the airport had to close several times in recent weeks. which is also why the fuckers do that.
not sure what that means yet looks like we can not only arrest refuggers they send us across the border but also citizens that pick up contraband from the balloons. and by 'citizens' i mean russians.
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Yeah, on and off. Tamamo said it worked for him and when I checked last morning, it did. Now it's again offline. Sorry, I can't do anything about that, it's woflo's job and he's more or less permanently AWOL. I wrote you an email. But as said, I'd like to wait a bit before we continue D&D here again. Fragmenting the posts like that is a pain in the ass...
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Wait, this is brilliant!
Blue is really an allegory of Europe. 
> create some unnecessary risk, regulation or burden
> demand everybody follows or else the earth explodes
From immigration, regulations and restrictions to moral terror and virtue signalling. It's always the blue button. You gotta participate, otherwise you're a literal nazi terrorist endangering society.

And contrary to Bearsian conspiracies, the fault lies not with 'The Government', it's ordinary people. Because they're fucking stupid. They demand all this to save the world. And the problem is mostly Karens.

> import all the aggressive young men so the poor little refugee children won't die
> destroy the industry so children on the other side of the world don't drown from climate change
> impose mass surveillance to save the children from bad things on the internet

Many such cases. Sad!
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I saw an awesome Starlink Train this evening, shortly after sundown. It was extremely compact, about twice the size of a mid-altitude passenger jet. About 1/5 if the one in the pic. Basically a very short white streak crossing the sky. First I thought it was a plane but it got very bright until fading again. Then I thought it was a meteor or space debris breaking up, I could barely see it consisted of several objects but was far too slow for anything in re-entry. Alas - Starlink Train. I've seen several spread out over the entire sky, but this one must have been extremely shortly after release. It lasted about half a minute before it went out of sight.

It was this launch:
https://www.space.com/space-exploration/launches-spacecraft/spacex-falcon-9-starlink-launch-group-17-53-ocisly

Liftoff was, 1:05pm EDT and payload was deployed 1h later. I saw the densely packed satellites at 21:47 CEST. So less than 3h after liftoff and about 1h 40min after deployment. Pretty cool!


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