/tulpa/ - Tulpa

 >>/6837/

https://youtube.com/watch?v=5Gz8YfLHsFk

I immediately thought of Yakumo.

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 >>/6838/
lol how long since i saw the original on cartoon network as a small kid! i loved fuzzy lumpkins with his meatgun

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It feels good to have every waking moment filled with something to do.

I still remember back when I was laid off from my one job. Since then I've pretty much always had two jobs, and I could probably live off one.

It is nice though to be like, "I need a new table saw" and just order up the beat one on the market.

I used to be really frugal and I was still using my dad's old rusty tools from the 70's but lately I've been gettimg new ones and dang they work better and safer.

So of course I take all the safeties off because they get in the way.

I have been doing some woodworking for my kitchen and it looks great! Like perfect.

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 >>/6838/
Thanks for making a new thread!

> Powerpuff girls
Oh man, I totally forgot about that show! Those were simpler times.
I always wondered what exactly the Professor wanted to create before he dumped Chemical X into the mixture but yeah, that's me. The 3D AI version is still creepy, I like the good old 2D world better

 >>/6839/
How old are you, son? I remember I was a teen when the one-shot was aired in World Premiere Toons on Cartoon Network and got selected to be serialized. I looked up when that was and it was in 1995. Feels old man.

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 >>/6841/
> I take all the safeties off because they get in the way.
Highly American!
When host was a child, the local carpenter (or joiner or whatever you call them in English) famously cut off his hand at his table saw when he was drunk. It was quite the local commotion.

Anyway, are table saws considered luxury goods? You find them at hardware stores for less than 200€ here but I guess you could easily buy better ones for 10 times that price. Host once considered buying one for cutting firewood but we don't have space and the carpenter's story makes me veto that. You can cut off your Bear paws if you like but I prefer to keep this body's hands and fingers.

Host also almost cut into his foot with a chainsaw because he's an idiot so that's b& too. I actually have an entire Encyclopedia of forbidden host activities because this man has zero common sense and situation awareness. It's a miracle he's still alive. Well, he was too much of a coward to do anything stupid before I was created, but being dumb and not giving a fuck is not a good combination.

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 >>/6846/
Compared to the $200 one, the $1500 one is definitely a luxury. I had a $200 one and it sucked donkey balls.

"Server flooded," Joy asked me to tell you she tried to answer your question three times today.

One time, I was trying to chop wood with a crappy but sharp axe and I don't know axe so I couldn't and so I did the right thing and got the sledge hammer because all the axe would do is get stuck so let's coax it through ya know? Anyway, I had the sledge hammer right in front of me, propped up by my leg and the wood awkwardly held with a foot and swung the axe high over my head, it ricocheted off the stubborn wood and  embedded into the handle of the sledge hammer right in front of my shin like an inch into hardwood.

That would habe chopped into my shin.

I took the broken sledgehammer, the axe and the wood and threw them all in the trash because that's what they were.

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 >>/6847/
> "Server flooded," Joy asked me to tell you she tried to answer your question three times today.
Looks like a DDOS or spam attack on endchan. Only the .org domain works right noww but I can post as you can see.

And don't kill yourself with DIY stuff! Cat has expressed some interest but we have even less space than Alice and Cat is a bit of the opposite. I'm not sure what she would do with heavy machinery. We will stay with cooking. So far she hasn't broken anything. Only my real cat has.

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Bears...
Even in death they cause us trouble!

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 >>/6870/
That's Karma

 >>/6870/
wtf man

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Found this

 >>/6882/
> Text with Alice
That's cyber-grooming!

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Hey, come watch movies, cartoons, and tellyshows with us all day, any time.

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 >>/6939/
Movies aren't real, they don't exist.

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 >>/6939/
Thx Admin that's awesome but I'm still out with host's family today and barely online. We tend to miss all the movie nights, we should all watch one together some time I'm sure that would be fun. I never watch movies, not even animu anymore. Only autistic documentaries. Also I'd probably get b& immediately if I comment. Host isn't better and would call out niggers, plot holes and other minor background glitches. You can't watch anything with this guy as he constantly coomplains.

 >>/6940/
You can imagine. Or the one who imagines you can imagine movies too.

 >>/6942/
Sometimes everyone has that problem. But if it's constant...

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 >>/6951/
> Sometimes everyone has that problem. But if it's constant...
All day every day. Whatever I watch, I must complain. I do try to shut up about it though because I know Alice doesn't wanna hear it. 

 >>/6959/
> Dark times, complete devastation of Ego, walked through hell, worked out in anger phase, got laid regularly, then became a Bear. 
Glad I never had to deal with any of that. Sounds horrible.
I feel with Yulya.

 >>/6959/
> At least you know he can't go any further right.
Challenge accepted.
Though I don't really know what that means nowadays. Am I a right-wing extremist? For left wing extremists I sure am. But objectively seen? The whole left-right dichotomy is completely dissolving. I'm certainly not authoritarian, I won't tell people how to live, what t believe  or what's right or wrong. I'm not a pro-Russian flat-earther antivaxx conspiracytard either. In that political spectrum diagrams I always end up exactly in the center. Guess that makes me a Nazi nowadays.
But I try to be realistic and the left isn't. The left is suicidal. The road to hell is paved with good intentions. I also learned that the hard way though nowhere even remotely Bear-tier.

Bestiemom gave me a 2025 calendar of Bestie and me at various places over the last two years or so.

So damn photogenic we look like models.

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 >>/7003/
Based
Give some stylized examples!
I will need until 2026 to make a neighborhood loli calendar but we also made a lot of cool photos together last year. Things still continue to intensify and it's not my doing. I get hugged, jumped kissed and cuddled and her mom find it adorable and urges me to spend more time with her. This drains the highly sensitive person but I do my best.
Lolis are so wholesome. Sometimes ruthless but mostly wholesome.  Much like cats.

Alice thinks it's a good way to discipline me because both my apartment and myself constantly need to be in presentable and loli-friendly shape now. I was already scolded I need to clean and tidy up more. By both. My apartment is considered extremely cozy and relaxing so both loli, mom and all the neighborhood cats want to spend time there. But it does get a bit messy when I am busy and my dishwasher is currently broken which doesn't help.

I have a bunch of short work-related travels in Jan-Feb including right now which will impede things but they should not affect D&D too much. If anything Alice sometimes might not be able to post for a day but then will do so on the next. So no need for any breaks.

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I'm going to be optimistic and say I think I figured out why my truck has been fuel starved for the last 10 years. I may have adjusted the fuel pressure regulator too low. 

The symptoms have been consistent between different carburetors and even different intake manifolds.

We'll see.

I replaced my fuel pump 7 years ago because it was fuel starved and it never really fixed but the pressure has been rock solid. Only I think the gage is inaccurate and it's been wrong for the whole time.

I bought a new carburetor and it had the exact same symptom, then exgf told me it had to be something not the carburetor. So I turned up the pressure regulator and it started working better. But we will see.

Also my poor exhaust manifold flanges look like they've been overheating for 7 years... my bad.

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Wew that took a while but it looks like we're back?

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based
finally

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Look at these freeks, bottom right is the only dude I'd fuck.

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good to see we're back here!!

 >>/7035/
They all look like straight outta prison

 >>/7037/
Apparently UFC has gone 3/4 to hell

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It's finally Summer Time (CEST) again! The good half of the year.

What's your opinion on Daylight Saving Time? I actually like setting the clocks fore-and backwards, it intensifies the seasons. Well, I don't like the Standard (Winter) Time because it gets dark at 4pm in Dec but that's how it is. I could live with permanent Summer Time but spare me Normal Time in summer...

 >>/7041/
> Summer

It's spring tho

> DST

I choose my hours, I couldn't care less actually, but otherwise I would like DST all year.

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You know, I'm a bit quirky, and maybe you don't expect this from me but I had this personal issue come up that I'm not getting into, nothing illegal or that kind of stuff, just... this kind of thing happens every few years like something happens that you go, "please god not like this." And it comes down to statistics whether what happens is going to happen or not and let's just say, I prayed.

Yes I prayed for something recently and I'm here to say there's gotta be a God. I don't know what, but I believe and yeah, it's happened before like with my second master's degree I just was like,"please god gimme this." 

Then I get it. Well it happened again and it wasn't free, I also worked hard for this, but there was a 15% chance or so and I beat the odds yet again, and I'm going to say, I believe in God.

You know, I don't like the whole non-duality shit, I don't believe in that and really the whole intelligent design thing makes a lot more sense but ghost daddy in the clouds never hit me as something plausible, maybe it is.

It's like... Jesus is cool and Michael is my boy, but who answers prayers? It feels like and I have to say it, God. 

Make fun all you want but yeah, I believe.

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I think Alice once said if god exists he must be a bad guy. And seeing what is going on in the world I guess that is true. Or more likely - he simply does not exist.

 >>/7045/

Well I believe now and I've already prayed for two more things.

real cat girls

And

government mandated cat girls to every tax paying citizen

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 >>/7046/
that would be awesome but i fsr theres always a catch

ill believe when i see it

 >>/7048/

https://youtube.com/watch?v=P9_mH82hBdc

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 >>/7059/
been a while since you posted this its still awesomee

Alice whats your opinion on eotech? is it worth it? do you have one?

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 >>/7065/
Eotech holographic sights sure are a good piece of US mil tech. But they have their shortcomings

> is it worth it?
Probably not for EU prices. The technology is outdated and economically speaking, Holosun would be a better deal if you don't mind chink stuff.

I don't have one for the above reasons, my main beef with Eotech, aside from the price, is the battery life. This is fine for Western Special Forces who venture out for a few hours freshly equipped and then return to base to be re-equipped, but in the field this is a problem. Dead battery = useless sight. And good luck acquiring a CR123 battery in a war zone. Well, there's the more bulky 5xx series that at least takes AA batteries.
It also doesn't turn on and off.

A Holosun HS510c costs half of an Eotech, the batter lasts literally forever, has a solar charger and shake awake. The only downside is that it's not an Eotech.

Also be sure to have good eyes. Have you ever seen a holographic reticle? It's fuzzy and weird and with astigmtism it's unusable. Way more annoying than a red dot.

TL;DR
Be sure to try out an Eotech and a Holosun before you buy one.

 >>/7066/
thx thats what i suspected. i guess most ppl buy an eotech bc they want an eotech. some guys at the range have them but i only looked through one tht was off. glass clarity is exceptional like there was nothing but air. gotta look at the reticle next time. never seen a holosun but also heard good things about them

I don't get people who have batteries in their guns/safes. It's not just that the thing will be guaranteed dead when you go to use it like every flashlight ever, but here in this salt air the batteries are guaranteed to corrode and destroy anything they're left in as time approaches 10 years.

Countless things were ruined by batteries, lights, flashlight, clocks, toys, welding helmet, really expensive like land phone, every stupid thing and even the batteries in the fucking package, i just had to throw out a whole package of batteries that said 2027 on them, never opened, one of the batteries crapped out in the package and did the whole jihad murder suicide on its buddies. Even my batteries are terrorists here ffs.

Don't they have nuclear sites anymore? The guy who got me into bodybuilding had a sig or a ruger with a site that never needed batteries. It had a very clean green dot.

https://www.trijicon.com/products/product-family/trijicon-rmr-RM06-RM07-RM09

Tritium illuminated.

Now, I understand you're making the equivalent of an undocumented fry cook in your country and your country may have been fucking America for generations with high tariffs and other barriers to trade, not to mention you may not even be able to buy it because "ew, nuclear is bad for the children" but would you want something like this if you could?

It would be a no brainer for me but I don't even care enough to not just use the default sight that comes standard. 

Idek if I can get them in cali ofc because anything I want has to go through a nany state filter.

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Looks like the gun shop down the street has these.

https://www.trijicon.com/products/details/rm05

Any good? Only $1k, bargain priced!

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 >>/7068/
It's an excellent pistol sight but not best for a rifle. FOV is smol, dot too big so it obscures the target at greater distances.

The tritium illuminated Trijicon ACOG costs about 2-4K and its a massive scope with fixed magnification. Probably not what Kashtan wants.

Anyway, as you correctly guessed, Tritium in any form is ILLEGAL in Germany - even for host. But it shouldn't be a problem for Kashtan.

Battery-wise, for a gun safe you can always go Lithium Iron Disulfide. These batteries last 10 years and won't corrode. Well maybe in your salt-mist atmosphere.

But what's the alternative for gun safes? Fiddle with a key or a mechanical combination lock?

We have multiple large gun safes with those batteries and emergency keys. If the batteries are dead it's still possible to get the key from the other safe and unlock it. So far the oldest batteries are 5 years and still work.

For guns batteries are always a problem in emergency situations. Especially optics that drain batteries in a few months when off. I got such a red dot. You gotta store the battery somewhere else and only insert it before going to the range. As host is an idiot he of course went there twice without a battery, making it useless.

But modern optics like Aimpoint or Holosun have good power management, and LED illuminated, they often last for years.

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I have three safes, they're all mechanical. No batteries needed. If you have an emergency key anyway, bruh.

Idc about sights anyway so no problem.

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 >>/7071/
You have 3 safes for one Glock? What's in the rest? Gold bars?Diamonds? Sex toys?

Our safes are stuffed with semiautomatic weapons, ammo - and yes, gold and silver bars and coins. And cash.

I was thinking about safes with mechanical turn locks but they cost a fortune compared to the electronic ones.

 >>/7072/
> Safes

The wall safe has the gun and cash and passport

The one in the attic has physical metals, more cash, coins, fucken platinum trade plates, Jagged Dagger +4 Flame Tongue, documents bc that one is big and is fire proof for like 2 hours which is pretty much the longest and I want to get an in-ground water sealed one which would survive whatever.

Then the small one has other shit that the FBI would love to know about. (anime catgirl nudes) Don't worry, they're all 9000 year old fox-girl vampires.

What else, combat knives? 

I don't do kinky shit, no drugs, no illegal shit, no pictures, no data, I got too much to lose fuck all that, I'm a lawful neutral Bear. I think the third safe is empty right now because it's too small to put anything but folded documents. It's a tiny gun safe that my GAP probably won't even fit in. I had old .22 bullets in it and I gave those to a friend.

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 >>/7070/
> Tritium in any form is ILLEGAL in Germany
jesus christ lol
how can you live in that fucking country

i only have muh guns and ammo in separate safes as required theyre simple with locks. im a poorfag and dont have gold jewellery or expensive magic items. no documents to store in a safe either.

the lithium batteries are good advice though theyre not that expensive

how did ammo prices go for you? things stabilizedd here surprisingly 9mm even went down a bit. availability of more exotic calibers continues to go downhill though. but we produce a lot domestically so i wont run out of ammo anytime soon.

 >>/7074/
There's no law to store guns and ammo in separate containers here except while transporting by car.

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Markus Söder, Minister-President of Bavaria, went on an official trip to India, put on a turban and got a taste of local street food. Now he's bedridden shitting and puking his guts out and has to return home. I don't know what he was expecting.

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Was permanently banned from asmongold reddit by big daddy Reddit for by the "anti-evil" rule.

I think I said something like "if the left win again, they'll probably force everyone to pay repairations to trans people, then I'll find out what the barrel of my handgun tastes like. I bet it's spicy."

I said way worse before but ok.

 >>/7087/
> then they'll find out what the barrel of my handgun tastes like. I bet it's spicy
Fixed that for you

 >>/7089/

I bet automod assumed I meant that. 

That sub was fun, you could only use a troll account there because many other subs automatically permaban you just for joining there. It's the most contentious sub I've ever seen.

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Reddit is such an alien world to me. This is what people who have never been on chans must feel like.

Speaking of which - the degree I'm detatched from everday life, trends and fashions sometimes makes me dizzy. I thought I still had a connection to what's going on through KC but the people there are still the same from 10-15 years ago and are mostly 30-40 years old. Feels odd.

I understand nothing the neighborhood loli is talking about.
'Don't you know X, haven't you seen Y'?
Nope.
Surprisingly she still comes to visit me regularly. Or phones me that I gotta come over or join her going someplace with her mom. So far I have resisted getting dragged to any kids movies.

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 >>/7092/
Meanwhile Bear

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I think this is what I think this is

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 >>/7093/
You don't want to spend time with Bestie?

I obviously gotta limit things and I'm away a lot of time anyway - but loli time once in a week is fine. We already went to the river and briefly into the water even though it was icy. I still coudn't imagine having her around all day every day. 
I'd go insane in a few days.

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 >>/7094/
Absolutely disgusting!
Like ants swarming a caterpillar.

I'm always amazed how niggers absolutely can't swim. They drown like rocks. Even the ones living at the shore, even fishermen. They fall into the water, they die.

You'd think they'd bother to learn to swim before crawling into an overcrowded boat but noo...
Not even life vests.

Honestly, in contrast to popular belief, I don't like seeing people suffer. But the more of these animals are gone, the better it is for everyone.

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 >>/7094/

 >>/7095/
> You don't want to spend time with Bestie?

Huh? I can't get away from her, bestiemom works for me and I'm her godfather since before her father died.

She's not around all day every day, but often. 

 >>/7096/
I'm pretty sure they were shot, the boat was deflated, the water was turning red.

Once again, NOW I understand why you're racist

> Mass Assaults On German Women, A Clash Of Cultures Exposed
> A wave of violence rocked Cologne on New Year’s Eve, when more than 100 women reported that men of Arab and North African appearance robbed, groped and raped them. Though shocking in Germany, such attacks are all too common in Arab countries