/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

 >>/6315/
Chitin is indigestable by humans.

 >>/6473/
Is it? I honestly don't know? I've read that mushrooms are also made of chitin and that bug people and niggers can digest it better than westerners. I just know that I'm not eating the bugs.

... smarties are digestible by humans...

 >>/6512/
That means Ashley is digestible.

 >>/6513/
I'd eat her any day of the week.

 >>/4854/
holy fuck.  he even did a timestamp.
alright well enough, there's no guarantee he's telling the truth, but I kind of believe him just cause there's no real motive to lie about that.  ...and he is magic as well.

if Ash really does make videos again maybe we can get him to shill her again.  he's way more famous now than he was back then.

 >>/4769/
 >>/4770/
You're a fucking god. Thank you.

 >>/6460/
How could you not find it? Did you even look? https://youtube.com/watch?v=YjJ72-TyPXM

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 >>/6461/
the face my dog makes when i pet him too hard

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 >>/6507/
This must be your dog then.

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the fuck happened to this thread

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 >>/6414/
I've heard walmart bathrooms are a common venue for toe-tapping.  or at least they were before stuff like grindr.  I got one just a year ago, I think.  it's possible it was just a fucking weirdo but I think it was probably a fag.  I was going to this local rec center with my friend over the summer last year, we would work out and then go swim in the pool there.  when we went into the locker room there was this kid (like 16 or 17) in there just sitting on a bench with his towel, on his phone or something.  we go out to the pool, we're there for like 20 or 30 minutes, we come back, the kid is still there.  we go into the showers, they're open showers, no barriers or curtains or anything.  the kid follows us in.  my friend and I are both sissies who leave our swimsuits on in the showers, fortunately in this case, cause the kid is in there next to us, eying us up and down, and he's notably standing with his arms behind his back, protruding his pelvis, and at half-mast at least.  I have a feeling that was neither his first nor last shower that day.

 >>/6369/
If you're referring to a marriage license, then no. There is no easy way to hide from anyone in modern society and live a normal life. There is a paper trail for just about everything. There are discrepancies but they are merely overlooked until corrected. There are private investigators that search for people who commit pseudocide and they have a very high success rate because most people get too confident with their new identity or have a longing to hear from family. If I was actually searching for someone, they could change their legal name, social security number, residence or even move to another country. All of this would be documented and accessible through various legal means. That most difficult part would be doing the leg work. The other thing is most people just aren't intelligent enough to find someone. It's 4D Chess irl. You have to be highly intuitive and spatial intelligence isn't most people's strong suit. I assure you I'm not a glow nigger.

 >>/6371/
you are one fucked up dude

 >>/6375/
Don't worry. I wouldn't doxx you. Nobody wants to doxx you. You're completely safe, Craig.

 >>/6377/
yeah yeah, you found my youtube account great job

 >>/6379/
You must have dealt with a lot of shit people in your life. I'm just fucking with you. I'm not going to do anything that would jeopardize you. It's funny how all you robots get so uptight about doxxing. Most of you aren't worth it and the rest of you have nothing to lose from the notoriety. We all have a few ponies in the closet.

 >>/6345/
i aint gonna be a wageslave for some jew im gonna make it big on my own, im gonna become a crypto billionaire you'll see

 >>/6345/

I'm gonna get struck and partially by a Walmart truck driven by an overworked driver and then I'll be able to finance Ashley's sitcom pilot "Uncle Steve's Tickle Game." Television's own Amanda Bearse will play Grandma Jones.

 >>/6347/

*paralyzed

 >>/6347/
Ash doesn't want your money neckbeard.  but I on the other hand have spent years saving up enough GBP for my mom to fund her full hollywood motion picture: "The Queen of the Incels", featuring Ron Paul playing himself (they insist we shoehorn a love interest into the story)

 >>/6347/
I'm pretty sure we can get David Faustino (Bud) to play Uncle Steve since his career is in the toilet.

 >>/6199/
so 5

 >>/6198/
Please refrain from making Halloween themed posts until October. This is not a grocery store.

That is the face of some massive regret right there.

 >>/6325/
oh no she's off the wagon again

she's getting married anyway though unless someone figured out that that was fake

Hey, fake-Ash! Do a fake-Vocaroo and tell us if you're going to get fake-married. Really lay that fake-southwestern accent on thick this time. Better yet, do a real British one.

 >>/6306/
no no before the vocaroo ordeal, the facebook pictures.  are you saying that was the same person?

 >>/5708/
and also there are about 10 people here who all know each other and the "topic" is an egirl
come on, try it, you'll feel great.  everyone's doing it.

 >>/5712/
> come on, try it, you'll feel great. everyone's doing it.
Just because this is the logic your tranny cult uses doesn't mean every thinking person has a bandwagon mentality. If you must know who writes what, go use shitty Discord and stick to it.

 >>/5714/
ok, I was trying to be "cool" about it, but you know what?  no, this is cyberbullying and I will not tolerate it.  I am a proud member of the LGBTBBQ and I'm going to have a good long chat with the owners of this website.  hope you enjoyed being a transphobe while you could.

 >>/5715/
I figured you butt pirates would come after my booty sooner or later

 >>/5686/
That's not Luke. Luke digivolved into her new form.

Attention, please! Attention, everyone! Autism speak. It's time to listen.
 >>/6172/
Go on.

 >>/6176/
lol not only is it the fake board it's already fucking dead, good job retard

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don't mess with australia

 >>/6183/
Don't mess with Texas either

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