Posting some wallpapers in here from time to time.
Using a filter on Cutout Pro with the right image and some tweaks they turn out looking hand painted and really cool.
here is the first one
and finally just the raw image
Dude, these are incredible. You really are going all out to impress the three other anon here aren't you?
If we keep making quality oc, she'll just have to come back.
that looks really good, did you edit the picture at all? the eyes are slightly bigger if I'm not mistaken
I would laugh if that wasnt so painfully true
I didnt resize the eyes, mostly small errors like a fixing things like weird angles, creases, colours, edges and things blending oddly together. some of her pictures work out well and others dont work at all
can you make a version with a dark background please?
top surgery really suits him. glad they left the dark brown pancake nipples.
i tried it but the feathering is janky
i didn't know this was real. i thought you shooped the whole thing from a photo https://www.instagram.com/p/CeQ2Q1GOLv0/
9/11 only gets a day for mourning while gays get a “pride” month because homosexuality is a bigger tragedy
that's true, we need a whole month to mourn
all fags at half-mast
I can't get over how shitty this magazine cover is. It literally looks like someone made it in ms paint.
Good on you guys. I thought I was the only one that noticed the obvious.I asked the question why is there a gay pride MONTH but only a Memorial DAY.
affirmative action designers
"Drink Cherry-Cream soda, just like Lil' Ashner does. Gives ya pep, brightens yer teeth."
Product does not claim nor assert that if used according to directions it will make you as cute as Lil' Ashner.
> Cherry-Cream soda
Ashley ain't drinkin' that shiz
Faygo is alright, but their cola tastes like watered down RC cola and Moonmist is absolute shit. Just do the dew, man. Faygo has the best grape drank on the market though. My only complaint is that it makes your poop green.
And if you want to elevate your taste buds try Olde Frothingsloch, the beer with the foam on the bottom.
aw you've never had the one at wendys
I had no idea that even existed? Not sure how I missed out on this for so long? Maybe it's not offered in my area? I will definitely go find out next time I head into town. I do like cherry limeade and usually get one when I go to Firehouse Subs or Sonic. It gives me an awful migraine though but I'll continue to drink that crap. My favorite thing from Wendy's is the Cheesy Cheddarburger and since it's no longer on the menu, niggers can't seem to figure out how to put cheese sauce on a Dave's single cheeseburger so I rarely go to Wendy's anymore since there were no good ones in my area but they recently opened a brand new one near me. I just haven't gone yet because it's in the opposite direction of my usual errands.
yeah, if they have the fancy machine get "dave's cherry cream soda", it's the best fucking soda on earth
> froth on the bottom
Are you sure you're not just opening them the wrong way? I mean, you are getting up in age.
OK you whippersnappers I'll be 30 in a few months so I guess that probably makes me the old man on this board but with no regrets I've accepted my fate.
This is how we opened beer cans when I was in the Seabees. We didn't need no stinkin' assault weapons, we just walked up to the Taliban and opened a can of beer with our teeth and they ran away like the sissies they were.https://youtube.com/watch?v=JKo1dZEHIxE
you're very mature for your age
Thanks, Anon. And speaking from personal experience I think that the military has the ability to change a smart ass know it all wise cracking kid into an adult mature beyond his years.
My enlistment ended in 2014 but how the military's status is now I don't know but from articles I've read the military seems more interested in appeasing the LGBQ crowd the social justice warriors and woke crowd much to the chagrin of those now proudly serving.
oh, yeah, this is more of a pol thread thing but our military is fucked.
Yup, agreed, sad but true.
Super Smash Bros reveal style wallpaper
quick, i need to know what her moveset is
she's very light, slowest fall speed in the game
A moves revolve around swinging a bass guitar except for the side smash which is her signature upper jump uppercut
when you roll she does the cannibal roll
neutral B - throws pepsi can
side B - sends out charging pug companion
down B - counter like eveyrone fucking else
up B - she disappears never to be seen again
I always find one more thing I don't like after I post it
ok here it is. this was a very hard. I thought it would be easy cause I could trace the lines and use a direct reference, but that was not the case. you'd better all like it, and if not too bad cause I'm done with it.
bulkier but higher quality png
nice! the detailing on the hair and clothing folds looks really good
the skintone looks a little washed out though
> I always find one more thing I don't like after I post it
yeah i hate that
nice, just put it on my phone
that is fucking awesome. what program do you use again? cut-out pro?
this one turned out really well
I am adding the darkened one to my collection
thanks, yeah Im using https://www.cutout.pro/turn-selfie-into-cartoon-anime-comic which does 95% of the work to convert the photo into a painted looking image, then I use photoshop to make some minor tweaks.
I'm glad you like them.
it does great but definitely still needs a human touch up. tried it with rose.
what a slut
what is that in her mouth?
is she biting some poor fellow's cock?
she's taking a picture of herself nipping some gook's yellow cock?
I took that pic. She's literally biting the head of my cock off. Banana flavored condoms are dumb. Minions are dumb.
> ashley will never get you off with her awful cockney accent
How many men do you think have penetrated Ashley? If she truly looks like Ashton she may still be a virgin? Tbh as funny as Ash is I just can't find her attractive with the FtM look. Most men are desperate though and will stick it in anything.
he's one of those "gay" trannies. he goes to the club and they run a train on him cause he still looks like a teenager.
> Most men are desperate though and will stick it in anything.
can confirm, just fucked my toaster. It was toasty but left burnt marks on the shaft 6/10
> Most men are desperate though and will stick it in anything.
As a man who routinely gets stuck in things at work and requires assistance. My ass is often slapped and lewd comments are made about my "man pussy". I'm always the butt of the joke. The thing is. I don't think they are joking. I no longer go out for drinks with them after work. Don't want to end up pinned to a pinball machine like Jodie Foster.
you've gotta cover it with conditioner first
uh oh, don't get stuck in a window or they might recreate that one flash game on you
You're just gay. I'd do Ashley so hard. She'd have to call Mary afterwards and tell her that the patriarchy has absolutely ruined her and she won't be able to march for women's rights for at least a week. Mary would understand. She's been there many times before.
Ashton is a demisexual poopkin, you're bisexual at best if you're attracted to pee
I don't care! I'm in love! I'm in love! and I don't care who knows! You hear that world!? I love poo!
And who can blame you
your favorite? even above Rose?
Rose is cool but she's a distant second to the Ash who I'd walk a million miles for one of her smiles.
Well you do that Seabee. I'm going to go to the corner store and just pick her up some sour brite crawlers. When she asks where you've been, I'm going to tell her you went out for smokes and never came back.
> a million miles
that'd take like 40 years if you walk fast. you'd be dead by the time you reach her.
I don't smoke. Smoking is for suckers. It's a Jewish scheme to slowly eliminate the Goy.
Knowing what's waiting for me at the end of my journey I could do it in 5 and she would be so happy to see me.
> 5 years
> 548 miles a day
> Seabee gets up at 6am sharp every day and sprints at 30mph
> continues until midnight, stopping only to eat his MREs in 5 minutes or less
> stays strong thinking about the glorious pity smile waiting at the end of his journey
I don't understand? What's waiting for you? She? You mean your wife? Why is she a million miles away and not at home in your marital bed? Is she scandalous? Are you both polyamorous? Are you a domestic abuser and she stays at a women's shelter? Are you dark triad personality? 50 Shades of Seabee?
it's a hyperbole you fucking goose.
we the audience are meant to assume that Seabee has entered into a covenant with Ashley that she'll smile at him if he run around the circumference of the earth at the equator 40 times.
Dayum, it must be my turn in the barrel.
I don't know Seabee? That's quite the feat just to simp. Ashley will probably have moved again by the time you get there.
if that one dude was actually her and she really is estranged from her family she could be anywhere. might not even be in Colorado anymore
It's OK, she can move all she wants because:
She's been living in my mind for quite some time
I can't remember when
So wherever I go she's there
Along with that smile and pixie hair
No amount of miles can separate us
Her presence in my mind borders on infectious
Actual physical miles present no barrier
For she is with me in my mind as I carry her
My journey has ended and I set her free
And now she stands without constraint before me
She looks longingly at me, smiles and says,
"I love you my dear Seabee"
now Ashley's a retard as all who know know
but even a retard to some things says no
for a tard may enlist if they're duped by a crimp
but what tard makes a boyfriend out of a sad simp?
none! none! none at all! not a retard alive
not a retard who's full or full times one point five
if they've got two brain cells to bounce off of each other
they would sooner go on a date with their brother
for a simp is a simp is a simp you see
and the mightiest simp in the land of the free
well surely you'll know if you've ever seen he
you've seen the simpest simp that you'll ever see be
Look at me!
Look at me NOW!
It is fun to have fun
But you have to know how
Oh dear! You do not like my game
What a shame! What a shame! Wha a shame