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 >>/778322/
I wouldn't put it past him. You need to get a fancy, espinbike, like the one I'm sure the silver fox has in the exercise and recreation area of his disabled toilet.
 >>/778329/
hehe
Goondaddy and BigUNNA have both banned you lol.
Based Stanners was only banned the once. Imagine being twice as hated as even IGA. Christ you're pathetic.
 >>/778326/
was gonna cook up lamb roast but as i am home didnt want it stinking up the place

i much prefer to put a roast on and go out for a drive and have it waiting fro me when i get home
Do normies really use the internet without adblockers? I've tried browsing the web a few times with microsoft edge and the experience was unbearable
My mobile provider gave me 60GB of bonus data to use because of the big outage the other day.
But it is using up the bonus data before my plan data, even though the bonus data has a longer expiry on it.
So I am getting FUCKED.
 >>/778364/
I use firefox with ublock origin on the latest linux. I've never had any issues with youtube not working, nor do I get any ads. I don't understand what you've done wrong that you need to disable your ad blocker to use youtube.
What browser, blocker, and OS are you using?
 >>/778365/
to hunt IGA you must become his mental age 

 >>/778366/
accurate day off and it raining i am hitting the cognac hard

 >>/778368/
i use vivaldi and the usual extensions, turns out vivaldi has its own ad and tracker blocking i forgot about, and also i use another DNS and also have some IP rules on the router

> sifting through 5 layers of abstraction to fin a problem ... feeling like an optus CEO rite now
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What an absolute cunt of a night! My local HJ's wouldn't accept picrel so had to settle for something inferior. Then the KFC app fucked me over by charging for wings never recieved. And to top it all off the gym covered its windows with promo labelling ruining any chance of a solid wank.
 >>/778394/
ChickenDinner was the BO and GoonDaddy was a vol. The latter banned nuro and the former supported the decision. BigUNNA has also banned it but the pest keeps coming back.
 >>/778397/
Home as in Nambour Caravan Park. Which is not in Nambour. Which is not a caravan park either. Its short term single occupant housing. When does your lease run out ?
Ban them both all they do is talk about each other and try and start conversations about themselves.
Neither has done anything interesting or entertaining in years.
Can totally understand why nobody wants to spend all day cleaning up their shit though.
 >>/778388/
> And to top it all off the gym covered its windows with promo labelling ruining any chance of a solid wank.
The absolute state of this country!
Is there a name for the phobia of getting rabies from having a bat flying overhead poop on you? Asking for a mate of mine.
 >>/778423/
A grand a week to mostly sit by a conveyer. Means I can do full effort workouts during the week.
Talking to a cute Malaysian chick in my broken Malaysian
There is so much drink driving in Mad Men.
He just got in his car with a full glass of whisky in hand.
Still thinking about that tranny shit in the new Doctor Who.
It was just so ridiculous. They can't possibly believe all that crap. It almost felt like a parody.
Do the normies buy it?
 >>/778509/
They are pretty expensive from what I understand but they last a long time. What are you looking to do? Besser blocks might be the way to go if you aren't fussed about aesthetics.
I finished reading the Demon Slayer manga.
I probably should have waited for new TV episodes to come out. I find manga hard to follow. It is difficult to draw all the fighting so that you can understand what is happening.
It is all drawn in black and white too so you can't even tell characters apart sometimes.
I think I am going to need to play some music while on the spin bike in future. I did it in silence the last two days and there was nothing to think about except how much time was left on the clock.
I found myself in the existential dread zone.
Dropped mummybot off at the bus stop. She has a 12 hour bus ride home. She was annoying as expected but I enjoyed more time with her than I expected too. Also good morning neets
https://www.news.com.au/national/politics/detainee-released-after-high-court-decision-refuses-ankle-monitoring-uncontactable/news-story/53268ca28068ea8f40d59554ed91bd49
> Released detainee unmonitored, on the run
 >>/778570/
At the flats I live the local pajeets managed to stuff the garbage bins to overflowing, only two days after they were emptied. And that's with 2 of the flats here being unoccupied. God knows how bad it's going to be when they move more pajeet families into those empty flats.
 >>/778574/
The idea of flattening boxes and crushing cans etc never occurs to them. And how do they have so much rubbish, given they exist on rice and slop?
Don't have any clean clothes to wear. Wearing tattered undies with a big hole around the arse and some trackies covered in several weeks of cum. I look like one of those Gauls from Rome Total War.
Put the washing on. Not sure what I'm going to do about it being wet though.
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I've been reading Warhammer 40K stories and one of the authors writes the space marines as basically super autistics in a way I find very funny.
There was one where they get invited to a victory celebration for saving a city and at the party after they didn't know waht to do so or how to talk to normal people they just stood in parade formation in the corner for 6 hours an ignored everyone.
payday today, i'm getting paid enough that i get nothing from cenno anymore and now i'm thinking i might just cut them loose
although it's actually good for staying inside and doing some report work
nothing good is outside today except maybe food
 >>/778624/
The pull/knocker thing is for the front door. There are 3 casement windows in the bathroom, toilet, and laundry, so 3 each of the locks and stays.
I spent nearly $300 a few months back on 18 sash window lifters and 9 sash window locks in polished brass.
Can't remember what the brass hinges and shit cost or the door knobs throughout the house.
Can't believe idiots do this sort of refresh of their house every year or two.
In Judge Dredd they just fake the lotto winners each week and the city keeps all the money.
There was a story were they locked up a journalist for trying to tell people about it.
 >>/778670/
That is a risk with all lotteries, so they are very tightly regulated now.
Very tempting to have no winner or for the people who run it to have one of their friends or relatives win.
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https://english.elpais.com/international/2023-04-17/china-turns-to-high-rise-solution-to-maintain-worlds-most-voracious-pork-market.html?outputType=amp

The commune
That was an interesting expedition.
Now they have closed the train station the boongs and junkies have moved to the little park across the road they kindly made for them.
And the god botherers have moved from half a block down the road to right next to the rail crossing.
 >>/778724/
His massive ego and narcissism made him unable to anticipate the extent to which his opponents would get the better of him. He thinks everyone is stupid except him.
> Hard Solo 
An adult actor killed on the set of a Star Wars parody porn movie. Detergent Jones is hired to investigate.
I got wet when I made my trip to the shopping centre to get lotto tickets.
I had to abandon my dignity and run through the car park.
The drive thru qt at red rooter was a chink. Chips and gravy were $8, I'm still shocked by how expensive everything is. I want to go back in time to the 2000s
> Afghanistan was third as place of birth and parents' birth after Australia and England, overtaking Scotland, and Hazaraghi was the language next most frequently spoken at home after English.
ooooooooof!
https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/news/surprise-find-shocks-residents-of-a-nsw-town/news-story/c53969dbb0d499fd96179841ddff418e
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Cooked the roast pork and ate it with gravy and chips until I felt like a stuffed pig. Currently wallowing in a food coma
I crashed my bike before. I swerved off the footpath to avoid a precipitous drop between the slabs and my bike slid in the mud. I managed it fairly well by putting my feet down on the ground and dropping my bike down between my legs as I stumbled forward a bit. I didn't end up getting hurt which is good but I was quite embarrassed as it was in front of the neighbours. Having my last coffee for the day. Going to relax and watch some Gilmore Girls.
 >>/778753/
I like how you make all these threats despite the asymmetry in information. He knows your name and address, has photos of you etc. where as you don't know anything about him beyond that photo from 15 years ago.
Just horrible
https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/news/elderly-woman-90-dies-after-alleged-sexual-assaulted-at-aged-care-facility/news-story/02336fd4f9de914fd70afe7770140cbc

> “As you can understand, being elderly, her skin has torn significantly where pressure was applied.”
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Ok, this Sunday on womboflix we will be showing Weekend at Bernie's (1989), a dark comedy about two young insurance corporation employees who discover that their boss Bernie is dead after arriving at his house in The Hamptons.

On Saturday Shiban will be streaming a movie.

I'm not sure yet whether I'll stream anything during the week.
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Raining heavy. Finished wage early. Got the goods. Avoided all the traffic and motorway chaos that the other wageys are dealing with. 

Dry, warm, and BASED.
 >>/778841/
yeah i have barely been finishing it lately but i skipped lunch today so it is getting devoured

also i mostly eat one of large chips on the way home

something something sodium ....
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Started setting up the GPS tracker now that I have a working $10 phone service. Tested the ring fencing by driving to the bottle shop and back.
 >>/778854/
Motherbat saw a story on the news a while back about a guy whose car was stolen but had a tracker on it that allowed him to tell the police where it was being driven and the car was recovered the same night. So she decided I needed one for the Corvette. About the same time she started hassling me about what I wanted for Christmas and wouldn't take 'nothing' for an answer.
Using a mobile app you can configure the tracker to send alerts when it starts moving or leaves a predefined location, along with some other stuff.
The screenshot shows it complaining it was being tampered with, due to a light level change (it has a sensor for that) and me picking it up off the table, then leaving home, then coming back home, then being tampered with again as I took it back inside the house.
Once it goes in the Corvette the tamper things shouldn't happen unless somebody goes rooting around for it.
This particular model isn't hard wired and can last 6 months on one battery charge.
 >>/778821/
Two original recipe boigs with pepper mayo and a 10 pack of wicked wings and two popcorn go buckets and a large potato and gravy please. And a large Mountain Dew.
 >>/778871/
I still have to wire in the dashcam that Nuro did the GPS cable for. I need to pull some interior trim off and tap some wires because I don't want visible wiring in the cabin.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12798025/Ana-Armas-35-inch-Hollywood-bombshell-filming-Eden.html
Ana is on the gold coast where those two monsters can get at her.
Subway's new choc mint debiscuits are alright. Not worth making a special trip for, but not as bad as I thought they might be.
 >>/778892/
Or just tell them they'll never be white and poke them in the chest repeatedly. Pajeets are cowards and won't fight back.
They might run you over later though
 >>/778893/
Oporto do 5 and 10 packs with a caramel dipping sauce that are alright.
Failing that you probably have to go to an Argentinian restaurant, at which point I'd argue you didn't get a big enough steak if you have room for what are basically sugary doughnut sticks.
 >>/778903/
Probably one so decadent that you couldn't even get in the foyer. They may also hire out penthouse apartments and things for actors. It might even be there are hotels that are so exclusive you don't even know they exist.
 >>/778910/
You can complain via kfc.com.au or whatever, but they send it to the store manager who will insist on phoning you during the next lot of business hours.
Only other option would be to get your bank to reverse the transaction, but they either won't do it, or they'll void your whole credit/debit card depending on what you tell them.
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 >>/778910/
just google the store, ring it and tell them they goofed your order

but if they missed your 4 buck order thats all they will give you

they gave me 6 pieces of original the other day instead of hot and spicy so i rang and they gave me a ticket for free ones

when i cashed it a week later they were busy as fuck and the manager was pissed he had to spend his time on the shit through the drive through window
going to watch some of my television serials
i'll be back later to see if any good posters have posted and to wish some of you good night
I think it would be funny if tiffin became a vol here and started turning the board into /nuro/ as he'd either get removed or neets would just leave. All that planning and conspiring on their little discord and it would all just fall through.
Fucking senile cunt across the road is staring at my house. I've got a fucking hatchet handle here, I'll show the fucking dog around if he keeps this up.
I just cleared my history for the first time in half a decade when I first installed this OS. The computer froze up momentarily but managed to get through it.
YouTube was very bad. Wierd properganda, Indian jiberush, videos with 5 likes.
An hour I'll never get back
I like how tiffo isn't even sure if IGA is here lol. He probably moved on months ago and it is now just nuro being schizophrenic.
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Oh-oh oh no that's okay Tiffinz, I understand you're too busy to hang out with me this Christmas like last year. You're a very busy strongk male. Maybe next year? I still wuv you. That IGA is a very bad person yeah.He gopho-oh-....-oh yeah.
 >>/778961/
Thanks shibs. I think we might see a movie tomorrow night, to provide a little diversion from the evening dramas that have become too common around here.
 >>/778983/
Salsa, pork mince, cooked up with some onion, peas, cheese.
 >>/778984/
380g.
https://www.coles.com.au/product/doritos-cheese-supreme-corn-chips-sharepack-380g-3568331
Lot of calories today. Oh boy. Diet wagon broke down hard today. First day sober in several weeks though. No shakes.
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Tomorrow night on womboflix, we'll be streaming The Killer (2023). Starring Michael Fassbender, and directed by David Fincher. Solitary, cold, methodical and unencumbered by scruples or regrets, a killer waits in the shadows, watching for his next target. Yet, the longer he waits, the more he thinks he's losing his mind, if not his cool.

A warning - this is not an action movie. 7pm AEDT Wednesday night.
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Will be 7 days off the durries in a few hours. Been quite trying at times. I've made my mind up completely that I have no reason to smoke anymore and they do nothing for me so impulses and cravings to buy cigs haven't been too bad. I'm finding it quite difficult to deal with the restless anxious feeling that somethings missing, endless cups of tea/coffee and diet soft drink help a bit but aren't a real substitute. Been getting these strange woe attacks, like that feeling right before you cry but it doesn't happen.  Ill just try relax the best I can and let time pass while hoping it goes away and I can feel normal again.
Having a conservative goon, one big heiny can and two heiny stubbies while I watch the premier league review show.
 >>/779006/
Good work mate, proud of you. There will come a point where even if you get the urge to smoke you'd want to keep the momentum up, I'm that way at times but I tell myself that I don't want to break my 2+ year streak. You'll get there. I fucked up and replaced tobacco with coffee, though.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/disgusting-mcdonalds-find-leaves-customer-with-fever-and-vomiting/news-story/ec2bf1a6b3ef75bb1d6b70cc0f3cee40
Wage complete. 
I probably should have made a claim for an emergency cenno payment before I started, but oh well.
 >>/779027/
It's a piece of piss. Just sat at a workstation folding cardboard boxes into shape, they were the size of pack of panadol. Then put them and some plastic moulding on the belt for the next person to work on. Other monkey work like that. Just sit there day dreaming with some nicabates in the gob. Much better than repeated lifting etc. 
Had to listen to a hyperactive bogan chick talk about her new boyfriend for hours like a chick in highschool would. Also had a jeet who finished his masters and hasn't been able to land a helpdesk job ask to add me on LinkedIn. Never should have mentioned my past. 
Other than that its fine.
Losers and haters don't want to believe that I meander through the streets of Adelaide carrying the weight of a heart bursting with boundless love and melancholy ... and yet I persist ...
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Tonight on womboflix we will have a special screening of The Killer (2023). Directed by David Fincher, who did Se7en and written by the same guy who wrote the screenplay for Se7en, Andrew Kevin Walker. 7pm AEDT. Bring your own quarter pounder to hoe into.
https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/insane-video-shows-python-carrying-possum-by-the-head/news-story/b9b40042f7dfa859073f8d218fc41691
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/most-requested-maccas-item-returns-for-first-time-since-2020/news-story/1cb8db56623c4a2808ee75bc44958f3b
THE MCRIB IS BACK BABBY
 >>/778870/
This time I made roast pork and baked beans - very simple recipe, just roast the pork, cut it into chunks, then heat it in a pot with some baked beans and worshectshire sauce.

I reuse the plastic containers, yes. But I take the food out before defrosting it in the microwave.
Do aspergerish neets find themselves listening to the same song over and over again 100+ times for a week or two?
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 >>/779110/
Wasn’t me. Just got to Noosa.  Was not expecting today to be sunny. Nor was anyone really. It seems literally everyone just left work early and headed to the beach today. 

YEEEEEEEEEAARRRHHHHHHHHHHHH
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12801945/Northern-Areas-Council-dumps-Welcome-Country.html
BEST A
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12799139/mum-lost-entire-nose-cancer.html
if that was me, I'd put a gun in the hole and pull the trigger
 >>/779131/
I think she is still married.
Looks like Megamind was birthed by a surrogate.
Would have been funny if Paris had birthed it. All of her slutting around from age 12 would have been like training for the day she had to pop that out.
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We will be streaming The Killer (2023) tonight neets. I haven't seen it myself, but it seems to be a bout an introverted loner who sits in dark rooms thinking to himself a lot and stalking people, as well as binge eating a lot of maccas. 1 hour. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
the doctor contacted her on the way home and said the womb ultrasound showed a 3mm 'spot' in her uterus so she has to get a cunt scrape and some other stuff done
 >>/779165/
That ingredients list is a bit concerning. I'd feel better if it said chicken and not meat. haha
Looks good though. Give us a pic at the end when you've cooked them.
Bogan chick immediately snapped at me when I accidentally and slightly let a pallet fall onto the ground making a slight bang. 
I hate women
 >>/779181/
Because she has already caused me to take numerous days off work to drive her to appointments and she was just doing things like going to BUPA and getting a proof of identity card and some jeans and stuff. She can also get a bus from Victor to the CBD for $14.
have to go and sit outside two businesses in the CBD tomorrow with a laptop and an antenna and grab some wifi handshakes and I guarantee some nosy cunt will interfere
 >>/779219/
I DON'T APPROVE OF ALL THESE NEW FLAVOURS OF SHAPES.
I THINK THEY INTRODUCE NEW ONES BECAUSE THEIR DATA SUGGESTS PEOPLE BUY NEW FLAVOURS TO TRY THEM BUT REPEAT BUYERS ARE RELATIVELY RARE.
https://www.wikifeet.com/Pippa_Pipkin
They're very oddly shaped. I couldn't get over the feet tbh.
The meatlovers ones are nice, I wouldn't have them with French onion dip though since they're nice on their own. The cheese one wouldn't suit the dip either.
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I left my phone at teh wage and had to set the alarm on my G-shock but i somehow started the hourly timer and then the 5 minute snooze alarm when I was lying in bed and couldnt sleep, dicking around with it. Had to get up and download the manual after finally figuring out that the model number is on the back in tiny tiny writing. Who teh fuk needs a five minute alarm until the end of time anyway? Might have some yoghurt and blueberries while im up
 >>/779241/
Someone on some other imageboard (might've been 4chan's /vt/ but I think it might've been somewhere here?) said she was Eastern European and the American accent is fake. I find that rather hard to believe myself. She sounds too consistently American, even when she is laughing or angry.
 >>/779253/
Pipkin Pippa. There is one neet madly in love with her and at least one other neet with a moderate interest in her but somewhat put off by her feet.
Goodnight neets. I bought some new soap today so I will use it tomorrow. A big departure from the usual brand I buy.
 >>/779271/
I don't think there had no consequences, even without online harassment. What led to her right to that porn shooting must had not been pleasant either, she did not do that because everything was fine.
 >>/779272/
> she did not do that because everything was fine
there are only two races my friend, the rich and the poor 
given her dad managed to buy the tape and delete it from the internet, I fucking bet she didn't do it for the money 
what other reasons are left? 
spite? give me a break, you can pay back your dad in a thousand different ways without whoring yourself out 
she's a stupid whore; end of the story 
> I don't think there had no consequences
she's living fine off her daddy's money 
no social media presence? c'mon we're doing that voluntarily 
nobody will date her? there is a fool/sucker for every goddamn vagina on this earth 
all she has to do is either make up a bullshit story portraying herself as the victim or find someone who has no idea about her past (which is fairly easy) 
it's as easy as moving towns 
meanwhile most of us would never recover from a minor fuck up
 >>/779273/
Well that's the thing. Even you did not write:
> there are only two races my friend, the happy and the poor 
Sure, money can buy lots of things, but won't save from suffering. Rich people (unless they worked their ass off - and I'm not talking an honest day's work like hoeing on the potato field, or standing at the assembly line - to raise themselves out from poverty) aren't aware that their wealth gives them cushion from all kinds of crap, so they find things on their own to feel bad about. And to be honest poor people are doing good to dig themselves further down into the mud with shitty choices, like became an alcoholic, or give way to their impulses and they end up in prison, or stew on their jealousy.
First world problem exists too, there is a reason why Westerners cry to their psychologist all the time and eat prozac by handfuls.
A young rich girl whom mind and psyche works normally won't end up in porn. Perhaps she was abused or just simply was ignored by her parents.
And then we don't know what was like to her after she did the scene and since. Her daddy buying the tape might not was for her, but because it reflected bad on her daddy. I literally can hear the conversation:
> You stupid whore what did you do!!?? Do you know what will my business partners say about me!!?? Do you know how much it cost to keep this family clean from your idiotism!!!??
< You always just thinking about yourself, Dad! But what about me!!?? I can't live my life like this!!??
etc etc... I'm sure it was full of morale too bad (for them, I don't care), they'll never learn from it.
Sure social media looks all nice, but social media is for creating a storefront and put all the nice things there. And usually the more nice things out there the less nice the things are inside.
> she's a stupid whore
So? Stupid whores can't suffer?
And I'm not "defending" her. I'm really just being objective. It's stupid to be angry because she's a whore, or have social media presence, or whatever. It's stupid to feel bad about it. It's so petty. For the same reason one could rage about half the people on this planet, and and be assblasted all day every day. Pointless.

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Good evening.
 >>/779288/
I'll need to go get a quadruple dare, a custard tart and a box of ktimes, yell at an ethnic or some cunt in a gopher then get home in time for it to fall right out of me and chux it up. 
One of you will need to play bill.
How many wanks a day do you have neets? I can't even concentrate without having first had my morning one.
Went to pol. 
Been walking around doing imaginary violence.
I should stop going there but there and here are the only sites I know.
 >>/779298/
pol and ausneets should be sufficient for a healthy and non-degenerate intellectual development - other forums would simply lead to confusion and misinformation
Doing no coffee yesterday was bad, I ended up with a really bad headache and my anxiety increased anyway. I had a few cups in the hope that it would help, it didn't. I did only have three cups instead of the 6+ that I usually have. I'll just have a few cups of tea today, gradually wean myself off caffeine in a less retarded way.

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