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Did my job search effort. At 80 points and $800 a fortnight I'm doing 16 applications a month for $1600. Getting $100 AUD for doing a seek quick apply and forwarding an email is pretty good.
 >>/813536/
80kg bodyweight
140kg 1rm bench press
90kg 1rm overhead press
160kg 1rm squat
190kg 1rm deadlift
(i know my lower body is weak as shit compared to my upper body)
 >>/813485/
> 50 push ups and 50 sit ups
I don't think I could do one of either.

> 1 hour walk
Could literally kill me.

 >>/813502/
> what's a cheap way to get vegies?
I don't know of one. Broccoli was $8.90 a kilo at the supermarket today.
I just buy whatever is cheapest, but sometimes there is not much.

 >>/813516/
Same here. They tried to stop me driving home last time because I was still high on laughing gas. I still went.

 >>/813518/
No.

 >>/813519/
The neetbux do increase inline with CPI. Big increases last two times.
 >>/813549/
> 140kg 1rm bench press
> 90kg 1rm overhead press
Wew, mirin'.
> lower body is weak as shit
Eh, squatting twice your bodyweight is still pretty good.
How much does a basic car service cost these days?
I forgot to ask when I booked it.
It has been 2.5 years since I last got one. Haven't put air in the tires during that time either.
In the Wrestling when they lift someone overhead they do one hand in the armpit and the other one in the upper thigh/crotch region.
The lifted wrestler often helps by stabilising himself by putting a hand on the lifter's shoulder.
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Would you NEETs say this fella looks like he would have killed his wife?
I reckon he did. Just a vibe.

https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/news/samantha-murphy-search-psychic-claims-to-connect-with-missing-mum/news-story/907e8cbee694c130c37cebaabb1beb96
 >>/813607/
This year two of my goals were to do an amateur fight and run a marathon. Just need to keep training. It's the only thing that bring me any kind of fulfillment
 >>/813507/
Must be fun as fuck being a schizophrenic poly drug addict. You just know woke society is just gonna give you meth on script so you dont chaos shit up. 

 >>/813469/
How the fuk do brown ppl think its their right to serve food to whites? They should be bootblacks and chimney sweeps as befits tbier place as shudra caste race.
 >>/813633/
Thing about injury they never want to talk about is how it's for life. 
Minor pain that never goes away is major pain and even if you won tats tomorrow you couldn't buy back your health
 >>/813581/
The older Maxxis minion EXO's were the better generation. How the fuk is a butyl ring better than the full inside sleeve they were using before? How the fuk that even bonded? NOthing bonds to butyl its gonna split you fell for the meme. Sads
 >>/813644/
Ho Ho HOly shit neets I didnt realize you could do your own comedy sketches on tiktok and get upddots on reddit.  I havent laffed so much since Fast Forward
Bossman found out I'm quitting earlier than I would have liked, but again he can't stop me. 

My tenureship as execute director of lawns, might fittings and zero mice is almost at an end. Wage was a terrible mistake and I'm returning to neet
 >>/813679/
You look good enough already.
Honestly those roid monsters always look better in the before photos than after photos.
There is a point in the middle (natty limit) where they should have stopped.
 >>/813678/
I had to put a new washer in the workshop tap the other week. Ended up turning the water off and unscrewing the whole tap from the wall. Ended up cleaning the threads because autism. Upon reassembly i noticed the tap would no longer sit straight 90 deg without leaking. Had to make a special trip to get plumbers tape to make sure this MF tap sat straight. 

> tfw first world problems

Lord Nuro has spoken.
 >>/813684/
The roid monsters (who don't skip leg day) get thighs that rub together as they walk and they can't run properly.
Their bodies get so big they have to hold their arms out at an unnatural angle, and they can't reach their bum to wipe.
Australia is less than 50% Australian now
https://www.abs.gov.au/media-centre/media-releases/2021-census-nearly-half-australians-have-parent-born-overseas
 >>/813710/
Here in barnaby land
74.0% of people were born in Australia. The next most common countries of birth were Iraq 2.4%, England 2.0%, India 1.1%, Nepal 1.1%, and New Zealand 1.0%.
boongs are at 7.9%
I've become obsessed by the track Epilogue from the crysis 2 soundtrack, and keep playing it over and over again like the autist I am.
Considering a goon despite telling myself I wouldn't 
Just one more night of gooning and then I'll get my life together 

 >>/813723/
Meh, its ok.
I'm on the Jason Bourne soundtrack
I like to watch my animes with an English dub.
I don't like the Japanese voices and Japanese words.
Having to read subtitles is hard when I'm eating a big bowl of slop.
 >>/813746/
I remember one morning long ago i had to drop my car in for a service. My parents were away and i got fucking deadly drunk on cognac. Woke up the next morning sick as,  downed some milk, got stuck at a train crossing while a long train of coal buckets went by. Hot sun had to puke did a right hand turn (traffic fully stopped) mad it to the park and puked my guts out.

Turns out coppas were behind me. Saw it and got me for going through a red light. Some judge even bought it up in court when looking at my traffic history. 

TLDR.... fuck tha po lease
Atlantean refugees once carved a giant possum statue on the giza plateau. Later some nigger egyptians vandalised it by turning it into a sphinx.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/one-thing-women-cant-get-enough-of-in-bed/news-story/a5ae277a7a5160b424e65862449ead2a
Australian Tyre giant Beaurepaires has collapsed tonight, following a failed attempt to sell the business to a rival company. It’s believed over 700 jobs and 100 stores will be directly impacted by the shut down.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-02-08/wildlife-photographer-of-the-year-peoples-choice-win-polar-bear/103440814
https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/news/sydney-trains-face-major-delays-after-guard-falls-off-moving-vehicle/news-story/987f4466b4f5cbba7060c3e7e2057e91
> She
Pulled the car out of storage and drove it somewhere to have something looked at and had a natter to the bloke.
Have not had a caffeinated beverage yet.
https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/two-us-mums-say-they-were-drugged-raped-by-bahamas-resort-staffers/news-story/edefed38d0da7dbe5688e5ff06aa83ae
vile whores
99% of these whores who claim to have had their drink "spiked" just got drunk and didn't have the strength of character to accept it so they invent some story about how their drink must have been "spiked".
The tests never find any evidence of drugs. Drink spiking is essentially a myth.
 >>/813809/
It’s okay. I haven’t advertised it anywhere. Only made a few posts on there. Wordpress is really easy once it’s set up. It’s all button menus
 >>/813853/
He was dating my sister and I left my keys wallet phone in his car. He drugged me with something that made me dozey. I had to follow him around while he said he didn’t know me and said I was trying to fight him or something. I couldn’t walk home because it would have been like a 45 minute walk.
I followed him until he took me back home.
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 >>/813591/
https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/homicide-detectives-join-investigation-into-samantha-murphys-disappearance/news-story/1822a0de55729d8f27dc1a46d1e65c42
> Mike Murphy was seen entering Buninyong Police Station on Friday morning, emerging one hour later with an officer by his side.
 >>/813888/
That water probably provides electrical 'load' for the machine. Same way you don't turn an electric kettle with less than the stated minimum in it lest you trip a breaker.
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 >>/813797/
We don't need them. Disregard normality, acquire basado spirit 

 >>/813801/
Get it together cunt 

 >>/813802/
A bit of testosterone never hurt anyone. It will probably cure my depression and help me leave reality behind 

 >>/813810/
ooof !!!

 >>/813847/
Dirty cheating whores 

 >>/813848/
https://thewest.com.au/news/australia/drink-spiking-a-myth-wa-study-ng-ya-245174
Women simply cannot be trusted. Integrity is a foreign concept to them. Women are effectively tall children

 >>/813852/
poast twitter account? 

 >>/813857/

 >>/813879/
I'm feeling much the same way after 4 hours sleep last night. It's Friday. Just feels right 

 >>/813894/
lol
 >>/813896/
> A bit of testosterone never hurt anyone. It will probably cure my depression and help me leave reality behind 
That's what you said about the goon and the cocaine - how'd that work out?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13059301/Jamberoo-Action-Park-ASWJ-Muslim-men-allegations.html
total moozi death
Watching Chris Hemsworth in Extraction (2020). Watching this mighty aryan warrior crush endless hordes of brown pajeet manlets is an absolute fucking delight. I wonder how many people who watch it feel that way, but don't dare say it or even allow themselves to think it.
25 in, 0 out, 50 in, 3 lots of free games, 60 out, 60 in, then gave up. 
Then put 50 in at the next pub and got 160 out. I think I might've put another 20 in somewhere. 
Had 225, now 260. Math is not an accurate representation of winning.
 >>/813821/
I wish more wranglers understood the system. 
Just had pajeet call me about doing marketing plans and managing an online presence. 
I said I knock clients back more than I accept them and if they're already receiving suitable supports, why should they change. 
Then when he said that they manage 100 herder cos I said I probably know the managers of half of them and I don't want to poach. 
He got angry when I said I had capacity to take new clients, I just don't want to.
Just got off the phone with the bank. Need to call me again tomorrow. For some reason they don't use emails. Heart palpitations. What's another few hundred grand of debt at this point.
Convinced I'm going to die soon and the country's going to hell. Feel like there's no point in exercising. Ignore feelings and do it anyway.
 >>/813970/
What actually happens is you get into debt playing it, then they let you pay off part of your debt by making posts on imageboards and discord telling others it's a great way to make money.
 >>/813982/
No it’s a real 10k bike I bought and are modding as part of a
commission. I will probably profit 2K of the deal. 

 >>/813983/
I run windows 10 AME in a Debian VM and it’s the best windows experience I have ever had. 2 years flawless.
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 >>/813987/
Personally I hate eebs, they are heavy as fuck and hard to throw around. On the bike track heirarchy they are somewhere above privately owned ee scooters but far below toy vehicles i.e. unpowered skateboards. Naturally powered beats ee scooters every time. You lazy fucks need to learn your place.
 >>/813990/
I haven't watched it yet but I hope he mentions the Swedish mercenaries Constantinople hired as the East didn't have a large army and they adopted Cyrillic while there.
 >>/813998/
I'm face blind.
His mummybot (Maria Ivanovna Shelomova) was a jew and that makes him as it comes down the maternal line. I don't make the rules.
Wearing a singlet. Shoulders, traps and chest look good. Still need to work on the gut but its doable while sucking in
How did that Samantha Murphy woman run from Ballarat to a Canadian Forest so quickly? That would take a few days of running and swimming, surely?
 >>/813993/
Based. Keegz started riding one because he "hurt" his wrist. The combination of the icecream and ebike was devastating and he rapidly put on the pounds. He is not physically able to ride a real bike anymore. Very sad. He wore out the last one by never pedalling. He just sits there and expects the poor little chink battery to drive his gargantuan arse up the steepest of hills.
 >>/814025/
Years ago, coming home from the city on the train, I took a photo of somebody in the carriage. Being a dumb drunk boong I forgot to put the phone on silent and it made that loud camera noise and everybody including the subject of the photograph looked at me.
Exclusive: Tucker Carlson Interviews Vladimir Putin (FULL)

MIRROR 1: https://twitter.com/TuckerCarlson/status/1755734526678925682
MIRROR 2: https://tuckercarlson.com/the-vladimir-putin-interview/
MIRROR 3: https://rumble.com/v4c9a1i-exclusive-tucker-carlson-interviews-vladimir-putin.html
MIRROR 4: https://www.brighteon.com/c8a4db52-43df-4c03-ae5d-a2b0049c575b
MIRROR 5: https://www.bitchute.com/video/Baf1zyvT3WcR/ [Embed]

00:00:00 Introduction
00:02:00 Putin gives a history lesson of Russia & Ukraine relations
00:25:04 NATO Expansion
00:30:40 NATO & Bill Clinton
00:41:10 Ukraine
00:48:30 What triggered this conflict?
01:02:37 A peaceful solution?
01:11:33 Who blew up the Nord Stream pipelines?
01:24:13 Re-establishing communication with the US government
01:36:33 How powerful is Zelensky?
01:48:36 Elon Musk & AI
01:51:07 Imprisoned American journalist Evan Gershkovich
Angels & Demons on tonight
Battle of Britain (1969) on too. Might be worth a record and a fast-forward. First rate cast.
ABC Kids is screening American Sniper, which is a bit WTF?
 >>/814047/
I've known a few Ukrainian refugee girls at uni. Their ungrateful attitude towards this country, especially as refugees, is quite unbecoming. The ones not at uni seem to be worse. I haven't spoken to any of them but I've seen them at Rundle mall and on the trains. They tend to fight and scream at each other quite a bit. I'd actually be curious to see how they perform against feral American Negresses.
There is one skanky one that more or less lives at uni. I've never once seen her studying, it seems she spends her time watching soapies and watching trashy influencer type stuff on youtube. There is another that I have actually talked to a bit. She is fairly normal for the most part but occasionally chimps out when something Russian is mentioned. I mentioned my intention of learning Russian which set her off about Russian literature being overrated in the west compared to Ukrainian literature. There was some author I don't remember the name of she said was actually a Ukrainian and that the Russians unfairly take credit for him. She gets angry about Russian tiktok audios which is pretty funny too. The war in Israel redirected a lot of the pro-Ukrainian interest to pro-Palestine stuff and that pissed her off. She wants to go back to Ukraine once the war is over. The economy will be fucked and there will be very few men to choose a husband from, the whole plan seems very unwise to me. Her degree is just an arts degree majoring in history too. At least if you were a civil engineer or some other male dominated profession you'd be able to find steady work.
 >>/814067/
> ABC Kids is screening American Sniper
Unbelievably based. The kids need to learn both how to kill ragheads and why you shouldn't become a zogbot.
> Coolio died on September 28, 2022, aged 59, from an accidental overdose of fentanyl, heroin, and methamphetamine. 
Just like floyd
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/aussie-sex-worker-slutshamed-for-sleeping-with-22-men-on-holiday/news-story/5f0f7d456fa32e719397b8a11aa863ab
imagine bragging about fucking 22 people in 10 days on national news
More niggers are massing where the domestic was. It could end up like 'Black Hawk Down'' before the night is out.
 >>/814112/
when did it become okay for a whore to not be ashamed that her family knows about her sluttery? its not that her family dont know thats weird, its that she was getting updoots for doxxing her stepdad who paid to see her onlyfans. fucksake that slaggart needs to be tarred and feathered and then set on fire.
Might write a script for an action-thriller movie with two lead characters, one based on webby and the other on tiffin
 >>/814066/
Real timestamps:
00:00:00 Introduction
00:02:00 Putin gives a history lesson of Russia & Ukraine relations
2:07:12 Tucker: Do ufos and interdimensional demons are in play?
2:07:17 Putin: No.
 >>/814189/
> 2:07:12 Tucker: Do ufos and interdimensional demons are in play?
> 2:07:17 Putin: No.
Disregard the russian jewish manlet, tucker knows what's going down
 >>/814199/
No. I make mistakes because I write one thing then I think better (like other word, idiom, expression) and swap to that, but that needs different grammar, which then I might edit, then overcomplicate things while I try to coordinate what I drilled in during school years and what I'd naturally write/say based on what I'm hearing in movies, telly shows, and songs, and what I'm accustomed to.
Like here  >>/814194/ I probably should have written "I have just noticed", or rather "I've just noticed" which in the end sounds without any remnants of the "have" because lack of articulation and talking quick: I(v) just noticed. But then why bother.
 >>/814218/
I wasn't brave enough to toughen up my bare feet in crocs. Gave up after the first walk in them on the beach when I wore some skin off the top of my feet.
 >>/814217/
> That's a fail on the lang. exam. People who can speak English for they learnt in Anglo countries while working there fail regularly.
Hmm. I am guessing they feel being overly verbose shows a better command of the language.
In the early days of the White Australia policy, the people administering the dictation test to migrants could choose another classical language if they didn't like the smart arse wog sitting the test. Latin and French were usually chosen to fuck them up.
 >>/814231/
In IT here they learn everything in Hungarian (liek programming has its own jargon, they have appropriate terms for "function", "variable", "loop", etc.). While programming they name functions in Hungarian and write comments in Hungarian. (Even if working for foreign company.)
 >>/814235/
The term isn't used now, but for a while here there was a style of function naming where the return type was incorporated into the function name and it was referred to as "braindead Hungarian notation". I think Linus Torvalds popularised the term.
 >>/814249/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungarian_notation
> The original Hungarian notation was invented by Charles Simonyi, a programmer who worked at Xerox PARC circa 1972–1981, and who later became Chief Architect at Microsoft. The name of the notation is a reference to Simonyi's nation of origin, and also, according to Andy Hertzfeld, because it made programs "look like they were written in some inscrutable foreign language".[2]
Mr President, I don’t see what this has to do with...

— Hey, Tucker, quit Russian me. Hah! Do you get it? Do you get it!?
 >>/814308/
Its not bad. I used to like Akira, specifically:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ybMgbaIt6FA

I'm not sure I like it anymore. I'm not opposed to this kind of motivational internet bro culture but I feel a little bit old for it. 
The Joe Rogan tier stoicism youtube circle has an inherent sense of malaise. Mental masturbation. It's ultimately fridge froggery. 
People making these grifter podcasts have never been shaking through withdrawal or awake for 50 hours. 
Cold plunges aren't healthy and AG1 liquid greens aren't real
returned from coles
i got some half-price mondster
a strawby milk for lunch
some mayonnaise
some shredded chook from the deli counter
some tiger rolls
some chux
and some mars bar 'secret centers' biscuits to try
https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/mutant-wolves-roaming-chernobyl-exclusion-zone-have-developed-cancerresilient-abilities/news-story/8901266890e00a635b6c608b2aa84484
can't make myself do anything this morning, can't even be fucked to get out of bed and use the proper keyboard
Back from Autobarn and Dan.
Only got one long neck of stdout and a half bottle of wine, as I don't want to alcohol in my system tomorrow morning if I get pulled over.
Monk be sitting on his giant green arse on a lily pad, catching flies with his tongue and denouncing frogs.
 >>/814362/
Yes. The first 25 mins are sort of an explanation of why the Ukraine region traditionally and culturally is part of the Russian territory. 
He talks about why they are not in NATO, nordstream was the US, where the foreign militants in Ukraine come from, how much money is pumped into it and his ideas on why that is, sanctions and how they have impacted global markets, relations with China and it's economy. Also very direct about how everyone's intelligence agencies know what is going on. 
I wouldn't say it's honest as obviously there's a Russian bias but it's pretty candid. 
I like all his stories about interacting with us presidents. 
I've never seen a world leader act like that.
 >>/814361/
I bought a second sausage bacon egg and cheese burger from yandina bakery yesterday with the intent of eating it thismorning. 

I also made a fancy ice coffee with organic coffee, honey, farmhouse gold in a jar shaken up with ice cubes. 

I also found half an oxy laying around and had a ckeeky line. Laying in bed with the aircon. Its raining. Maximum comfy has been achieved.
One of the bits that I'm wrapping my head around is how he doesn't seem to care whether it was a monarchy or Soviets or modern democracy.. It's just Russia and the system is less important than the collective identity.
 >>/814362/
Um yeah he called out Canada for honoring an actual Nazi in their parliament and accurately called the Ukrainian military command Nazis and said his military operation was to remove Nazi. 

Based.
 >>/814374/
He said that the US see him as a dumb country boy who didnt know what he was doing. 
Also that Clinton initially said that Russia could join NATO.
 >>/814381/
putin admitting to being Q would've been cool too. At least dropping some truth bombs on what aliens really are, in defiance of the american media/government establishment
 >>/814384/
Did you explain that your System is so trustworthy it is literally an investment, like putting money in the bank, while the current situation with inflation and the AUD means putting money in the bank is basically like gambling with it at a casino?
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/fashion/fashion-trends/freespirited-summer-fashion-hits-home-at-2024-adelaide-laneway-festival/news-story/4f187dd1434b5aef9b09d67cc5df54b8
https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/passenger-dies-midflight-after-litres-of-blood-spurts-from-face/news-story/3bcd402bc99fdaceb6ddd6d8ab15a398
BASED
 >>/814481/
this is why I don't fly, when they find me dead it'll almost certainly be hunched over my keyboard, piles of empty food wrappers and fast food containers scattered around my bloated, massive corpse
How many neets have actually owned tactical lifestyle goods like tactical pens, tactical soap, tactical wallets?
 >>/814512/
Type "about:config" in the address bar.
Click "I accept the risk!" when it comes up.
Find "image.animation" using the search box (just type "anim")
Double-click "image.animation_mode."
In the next box, type ether "once," so the animated GIFs only get one chance to play, or "none" so they never can.
 >>/814527/
With that assume it is an accurate assessment
> The amount of blood circulating within an individual depends on their size and weight, but the average human adult has nearly 5 liters of circulating blood.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30252333/

If its two or three litres, he's not going to live.

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