> "it looks to be that the victim shit his arse off, while also pissing piss, he kept shitting and pissing for roughly 4 hours, until he shit out his own colon, his dick was bitten off by a small woodland creature of some kind, he then appears to have crawled dickless, arseless and shitless to this highway where he was subsequently ran over 40 thousand times, I've never seen injuries like this extensive before, that's not even the worst part, he was playing cod mobile at the time and his kill death ratio got ruined as a result of him being afk in a 24/7 lobby, its a good thing he was dead because the local wildlife raped his corpse without mercy, a passerby heard the sloshing of his ground up innards and called 911, we're dealing with a real sicko here horatio"