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The longest recorded fart in human history is claimed to be 2 minutes and 42 seconds, achieved by a man named Bernard Clemmens in 1979. This record was recognized by the Guinness World Records. However, it's important to note that records like these can be anecdotal and not always officially verified







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Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.













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picked up a pair of these recently, going to couple them with my black wool trousers and possibly a slim fit black t shirt, not sure what to wear as a coat/jacket though

anyway, the quality of these boots is pretty good, the leather is soft and not thick, the captoe also seems to be real, I may however have a cobbler add a slab of rubber to the sole to increase the lifespan of them 

anyone have any ideas for a coat to wear? I was thinking perhaps a wool overcoat







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I shit out an intact nearly whole mushroom, I shit earlier and just now I've gone to have a piss and I noticed what I thought was a slug in the toilet, I picked it out and it was clearly a mushroom, I had a smell and it stunk of shit, I threw it in the bin, this is the first ever instance I can think of other than shitting out chopped peanuts that I've shit out complete food, I googled it and apparently it's quite common, akin to the sweetcorn being found in shit, mad shit guys.

I've had the colour settings on my monitor set to 'cool' ever since I got it, I changed it to 'normal' yesterday and it's a world of difference, it's like an entirely new experience when on the PC now.






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