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NEW: Russian bodybuilder and daredevil Sergey Boytsov claims to have set a world record.
Boytsov claims to have set a world record for the world's first gymnastic turns under a balloon at an altitude of 1500 meters *without* a parachute.
Boytsov says there was no "insurance,"


https://x.com/CollinRugg/status/1935745063780598151


> Why eating carbs is vital for brain health and the best ones for weight loss

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/health-fitness/diet/nutrition/best-carbohydrates-for-weight-loss/

> The drink that could lengthen your lifespan - and is linked to a lower risk of dementia, diabetes and heart disease

Drinking coffee might not only perk you up, it may even help you live longer, scientists suggest.

Experts found caffeine - the component of the morning favourite that gives it stimulating powers - influenced how cells grow, repair and respond to stress.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-14853137/caffeine-diabetes-dementia-heart-disease.html




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Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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 >>/4286/
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


 >>/4291/
What the hell just explained to me, new bitch? Will you know that I graduated with my class of navy stamps and I entered the Booty Privacy in Al-Quadea, and I have more than 300 kills. I was trained by the Battle of Gorilla and I am a top sniper in all US. There. Troops. You are not something for me, but just started. I will clean the fuck and interested carefully what you never see before, sign my terrible words. Do you think you can come from saying it is amazing from the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we say I call my private service to cross the United States and IP is trained right now to be better prepared for the storm, hg. A storm that brings a small thing you call your life. You are dead dead, girl. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you over 700 hundreds, and this is just my empty hands. You haven't only trained in unwanted attacks, but I can get the "Smart" meaning. But you have nothing, you are not, and now you pay a price, you God. I went on all anger on her and you will be shaken in it. You have fucking dead, Kidw.










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> "it looks to be that he shit his arse off to death while also pissing piss and he kept shitting and pissing for roughly 4 hours, until his colon was shit out and his dick was bitten off by a californian worm of some kind, he then appeared to crawl dickless, arseless and shitless to the nearest highway where he was subsequently ran over over 40 thousand times, I've never seen injuries like this before, that's not even the worst part, what's worse is that he was playing cod mobile at the time and his kill death ratio got fucking wrecked as a result, its a good thing he was dead before the local wildlife raped his corpse without mercy, a passerby heard the sloshing of his ground up innards and called 911, we're dealing with a sicko here horatio"
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> "a neighbour heard a loud scream and when she looked out her window, the perp was seen to be running away from the scene naked and covered in purple paint, the victim was found round the back of the property with an entire GameStop's inventory lodged deep inside his anus, that's not even the worst part, the killer made sure to file down the victims fingers all the way to the second knuckle, so even if he tried to scoop out the game cartridges he would have been unable to, there's more to it than that though, look at how his mouth is contorted in that way, the first responders said that when they attempted to resuscitate a ball of shit rolled out and they noted that the smell was so not there that it was confusing that shit wouldn't smell, that was when they noticed they no longer had noses, the killer actually stole the first responders noses the night before, they think to confuse them when they saw said shit and, if you look here at the victims feet, they've actually been replaced with kitchen benches, who would do such a thing?"




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> "wow would you look at that, the skin is all fucked up like he got burned to shit or something, seems like he fell over into a vat of shit judging by the smell, dang, what a disgusting scene we have here, really truly, I dont think ive ever been this disgusted by a victim before, what kind of beta allows this to happen to them, embarrassing."




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