/agatha2/ - E-Girl Purgatory

 >>/78079/
> used and abused whoreslut
See: Ciara, Marky.
Quite literal used goods. Fundamentally damaged and broken beyond repair. 

> try and sanctify themselves into a pure and untainted angelic existence
Intangible. Audrey was the better proponent of this daring thesis and even she ended up being a cumdumpster and toilet paper for internet incels' assholes.

This being said, the pinnacle of an egirl is, in my opinion, Muffy.
Reserved yet playful and kind, cute yet humble, intelligent yet courteous, naturally elegant and tasteful without it being contrived.

 >>/78079/
> pure and untainted angelic existence
doesn't exist. even ika got caught hanging in porn and dating discord servers looking for a boyfriend. all women are whores that deserve to be raped by me

 >>/78081/
 >>/78083/

Ok ok lemme rephrase. When I said that I meant more of how they portray themselves. Like do you think a proper egirl should only be slutty and whorish or should a proper egirl give the ILLUSION of purity and untaintedness. This can also be interpreted to personal preference.

I vvonted ohrenge, eet gave me lemon lime.

 >>/78086/
There is no ideal or proper e-girl, since if she were ideal, she wouldn't be an e-girl in the first place, and a proper e-girl is a ridiculous concept to even consider since the "standards" of what might make her so vary with each person.

 >>/78079/
agatha is the only correct answer, but let's be honest everyone will reply with their favourite

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Easy.

The pinnacle of egirls is Kennedi - an egilrl who doesn't want to be an egirl.

All the other whores craved attention. Kennedi never did.

 >>/78079/
The whole ciara vs erica was imo.
Both posted nudes on 4chan around the same time.
Both made videos making fun of each other and they hated each other.

Of course its Agatha

 >>/78119/
I guess rose too (randytaylor69)

 >>/78079/
it's iris

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 >>/78079/
I think that the pinnacle of an e-girl would be Marky 
> iconic infamous sam hyde grooming lore (many e-girls are jealous of her because of it and hyde's fanbase fawns over marky whenever the drama is mentioned) 
> 9/10 even without makeup and sleep deprived (literal model tier)
> ciara was one of her orbitors and even gifted marky a hoodie (which makes ciara a lower tier than marky even if eliza is pretty popular)
> marky did some modeling 
> good taste in anime 
> not a zoomer retard like the other girls 
> high iq enough to make some cash but kinda impulsive enough to spill her secrets over discord 
> bodycount low (at least for the modern woman, this making marky a virgin)
> posted nudes with her face on it during a holiday which ruined her reputation but makes her an e-girl (she gave away her reputation for 4chan)
> knows how to play video games 
> knows how to draw 
> her mother is beautiful 
> even if marky is 27 years old she is still the prettiest e-girl in this board
> people still care about her after all these years even if she didn't die like bianca or ciara (I don't want to be rude but when those girls died their popularity increased ALOT)
> marky is a degen like us 

This being said Marky is the best in the whole board

 >>/78131/
> Bodycount low
that's a cope
> high iq
no
> prettiest
she hit the wall at full speed have you seen her lately?

her lore is interesting because of her mania and bad choices but I'm gonna have to go with ciara. she was funnier, smarter, prettier and now she's preserved for all of time that way. with marky we have had to watch her turn into something sad and unfortunate like agatha.

 >>/78108/
kennedi might as well be a different species than these other girls, who have debilitating mental illness, attention (and drug) addiction and are huge sluts. she barely qualifies as an egirl in that regard. there is no "good" egirl because wanting to be an egirl is wanting to be human garbage.

 >>/78108/
Kennedi was one of the biggest attention whores of all

 >>/78138/
Ciara is preserved forever as a ghoulish drug zombie. She looked like shit before she died. She was definitely NOT smart either and also she fucked more guys than Marky.

 >>/78145/
marky is 27 I wouldn't be surprised if she's breaking into triple digit body count by now

 >>/78145/
and ciara was smarter and more clever (actually funny female). marky was just dusty and pretentious but she never did or said one intelligent thing. in fact, quite the opposite.

she used to have the right aesthetic to enamor or appear interesting, smart, heckin based, or whatever the looker might imagine. now even the look and the illusion of something greater are lost.

 >>/78147/
> actually funny female

ciara is funny only if you have tiktok brainrot

 >>/78148/
she had some self awareness and jokes. I found that much more endearing than marky's
> lel so random artsy and deep (and more blood remember that one time guys??)

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 >>/78138/
> prettier 
even if marky is in her mid twenties she still looks better than ciara did when she was in her late teens. Marky is model tier ciara was kinda pretty but plain and mid

 >>/78152/
ciara looks better
marky looks odd and trannyish in that photo and even worse now

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 >>/78154/
> ciara looks better
no

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 >>/78157/
> ciara looks better
yes

 >>/78138/
if you want to talk about walls, then ciara hit hers when she was 17. as a proof of that, 90% of the pics posted in her threads are from 2015-2016, when she was 15-16. all her iconic pics like the k-on nazi hail, the ones in adidas tracksuits, etc are all from the same period. nobody cares about walled ciara.

 >>/78158/
> no make-up after a night spent at the ER and drinking

still mogs that mutant faced ugly ghoul

So you want to be an e-girl.

Do you have:

Accessible yet ethereal beauty? Are you a girl next door type? Or better yet, a tomboy next door?

Do you possess niche knowledge of things typically associated with socially backward teenage boys?

Do you have at least a rudimentary command of post-ironic quasi-4chan humor?

Will you post sexually suggestive photos as a minor while feigning shock at how they're perceived?

Are you willing to fuck at least one of your mid-tier orbitors, both infuriating and giving hope to the rest?

Can you generate enough lore to give your male audience a false sense of parasocial familiarity?

Will you disappear for long enough intervals to invite speculation of either your death or maturation?

Will you privately complain how doxxing has ruined your life while simultaneously lurking on imageboards?

You you attempt and fail at monetizing your micro-celebrity before finally being shunned for hitting the wall at age 23?

Is your name Ashley Jones? She's the best e-girl which is why everyone forgot her.

https://icum.to/

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 >>/78158/
ok anon let's compare this ordinary daily day life selfie mirror of marky with this perfect iconic pic of ciara underwater, you see ciara is still mid even if the picture is creative and marky's picture would be "meh" if she was mid but since marky is very beautiful it makes it 10/10, the lightning is bad but it's still cute. Ciara was mid looking her features resamble a medieval peasant while Marky's resemble nobility. I don't know how to word it but I think you get it.

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 >>/78163/
> she needs makeup to not look like the cryptkeeper!
> not walled though!
rough times for the markybros

 >>/78164/
phd level understanding of egirls right here

 >>/78164/
Oh boy another brahkie clone 🙄

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> 10/10
that's like a 7-7.5 my guy

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kennedi reverse walled and is beautiful inside and out. no other egirl can claim this

 >>/78171/
nigga that's what you look like if you are completely wasted after a day without sleep unless you have make up, which marky never uses.
 >>/78170/
that underwater pic is also from 2015-16 too, so yeah even in her peak ciara gets mogged

 >>/78176/
she's a stuck up bitch

 >>/78177/
> ciara mogged
> by the granny tranny
hehe very funny 🤣

 >>/78179/
she was kind to me. you were probably disrespecting her and treating her like one of these broads that will suck your dick for drugs or a place to crash

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 >>/78176/
yeah sure the "reverse wall" that defies physics and entropy. 
let's be honest she looks like a middleaged fat woman and she's still frauding her 5 inches forehead. make us a favor and stfu schizophrenic brazilian.

 >>/78183/
Oh my sweet summer child. How do you think jobless little Kenni has been paying for her san francisco penthouse?

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 >>/78180/
> ciarafag calling beautiful angel marky old 
haha so ironic

 >>/78164/
This shit should be stickied atop of the catalog

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> ciara
> good looking
Junkie bitch always looked off even at her "best", and that nose of hers did her no favors since she was always looking like pic related

 >>/78083/
I can tell you're the anon who got pissed she didn't post nudes during a mental breakdown and it's so funny to watch you seethe. She joined the PornHub official discord server as a joke (she didn't send a single message in it), and joined a single dating server, posted an sfw ad before leaving not long after. She's a grown ass woman, she's allowed to join discord servers that you don't like. You're acting like you caught her swinging around a strippers pole. Kill yourself, this is why you'll never get a girlfriend and can only dream of raping one. Ika was fucking child's play compared to some of the other girls on this board. Hope she's doing somewhat alright. This kind of life isn't good for anyone.

 >>/78176/
ken kinda looks like a man even in her best pics her aesthic fashion sense is good but her face is kinda goofy

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 >>/78174/
I doubt you see women more beautiful than marky on the streets

egirls are all mid. it's like larping as a 5* chef when no one would eat at your restaurant. so you started giving away free meals to the homeless and call that a large demand.

 >>/78193/
That parted cowlick hairstyle doesn't do her any favours tbh

 >>/78193/
literally every single day. try leaving the house or moving to a place with more than 10 people living there. Her appeal is being relatively pretty while seeming attainable to incels and other weirdos.

 >>/78198/
correction: BEING attainable to incels and other weirdos

 >>/78198/
absolutely delusional or deliberately lying in bad faith.
if she's so common looking then post at least 10 instagrams of everyday girls (<1k followers) who match her beauty in less than 15 minutes.

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 >>/78198/
so you agree that Marky is very pretty and the fact she was humble enough to date men like us makes her an e-girl? I have to admit Erica is super beautiful as well but her beauty is more "normie beautiful stacy you have a crush on" while marky's beauty is more like "autistic anime cute next door girlfriend". Both of them are the best looking, i'm being 100% honest here.

 >>/78201/
no
 >>/78205/
> Jewish internet comedian
> brazilian pedrophile
> russian 4chan mod
> /mu/ tranny
> like us
like you maybe

 >>/78205/
apples and dog shit
Erica mogs

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 >>/78211/
erica life mogs marky but they are both cute even if erica is more stacy like (both in mindset and looks)

 >>/78205/
Erica's pics are all fraudmaxxed lol she looks way different in candids

 >>/78215/
erica is insanely mid and normie looking. they are just trolling.

 >>/78213/
they are both pretty but erica has a more natural beauty, gives off light and happiness from her smile. marky's aesthetic and persona feel a bit contrived, not to even get into the lifemogging you speak of.

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 >>/78213/
Reminder that Erica fucked this guy when she was 15

 >>/78190/
t. Ika

 >>/78220/
Not everyone who disagrees with you is Ika, just for future reference.

ashley jones, it doesn't even come close, she is a genuinely autistic weirdo

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 >>/78139/
Kennedi had debilitating anxiety but made strides in getting rid of a lot of it as she got older, but she was also never a BPDthot with manic episodes so it's much different from run of the mill egirl mental disorder. It's why people still orbit her after years of almost total radio silence, and probably why she was never posting on r9k even after realizing her popularity. Eventually she realized what she had to do to get what she wanted was disappear. I still wonder if she'll ever go back to using rateyourmusic and last fm.

 >>/78185/
> middleaged fat woman
She's underweight she still has the face of a 16 year old. Cherrypicking a pic where she's wearing a heavy coat doesn't change anything. Neither does the pic of her at 14. She looked awful as a younger teen because she was so malnourished and mentally ill, now she looks beautiful, albeit still too skinny based on the most recent pics.

 >>/78224/
This is all verifiable fanfiction and yes she has done pretty much everything you expect from the typical e-girl. The only thing that saved her from not turning into a full blown out whore was her OCD.

 >>/78224/
> t. man of culture

I thought that Bee girl was the best

Whatever happened there?

 >>/78243/
She just stopped selfposting here, she was posting on /b/ a few nights ago though

What do you guys think of Audrey and where does she rank

 >>/78243/
she got preggo by her groomer

 >>/78244/
link?

 >>/78244/
I saw that too. I thought it was just a lookalike.

 >>/78247/
https://archived.moe/b/thread/920900411

 >>/78247/
> link?

 >>/75675/

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 >>/78164/
> Are you willing to fuck at least one of your mid-tier orbitors, both infuriating and giving hope to the rest?
Huh? When did that happen?

Also, you forgot "Are you willing to flirt with your 30yo orbiters as a minor?" 😏

 >>/78264/
She fucked Will

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 >>/78191/
ur mum is goofy

Ken is ETHEREAL

 >>/78272/
> the brazilian is back at it

no matter how hard you shill her or how many threads you make about her this bitch is ugly and walled and nobody gives a shit.
please kill yourself john munch.

 >>/78185/
This is the most mentally ill post on this entire board made this year so far.
Congratulations.

 >>/78324/
that's not even in the top 100

 >>/78299/
she mogs your favorite girl
and all the ones you hate
the ones who have come and gone
and the ones who have yet to be

 >>/78268/
Who? Is that her pug or something?

 >>/78268/
Who? Is that one of her pugs or something?

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 >>/78324/
You should train Brevity on the app Elevate

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 >>/78243/
No you didn't