/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

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Cruisey has let me down. He has let /ausneets/ down. Worst of all, he has let himself down.

The first three hundred or so posts in this thread should be about how Cruisey has disappointed or failed you in some way.

 >>/855986/
How?

I got banned by imissfather and had a bunch of my posts deleted after I complained about nuro threatening to kill me.

I'm gay
now reply based or you're also gay

 >>/856023/
Mess with the bull you get the horns.

Oh i forgot to say, I saw a whore I was stalking online, IRL the other day.

 >>/855988/
Cruisey never disappointed me because I never had any hopes for him anyway

 >>/855987/
He didn't let me down.

might haveta drag out the hardcopy comix while the NAS is down for repairs. I got uh all the Aliens comics, except for the gay new shit which I stopped getting.

 >>/856030/
> Aliens comics
were they any good?

 >>/856031/
errr he bought them, read them, kept them, going to re-read them, are u stupid retard or somethin

 >>/856025/
> bull
boss

> horns
micropenis

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Be cautious.

Is $8 for a chocolate eclair too much?

 >>/856036/
no

 >>/856036/
offer them an extra $200 if they don't respond

 >>/856027/
should've blackmailed her.

We need an edition dedicated to nuro's magnificent physique, let's think of some titles.

 >>/856040/
Too soon.

TIME TO ORDER DINDINS

 >>/856040/
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 >>/856041/
he can't resist riding

 >>/856031/
Yes, actually. It really expands the Aliens Universe which is fascinating and some really creative writers came up with a spoopy backstory. The art would knock your smelly neet socks off.

A reminder that /ausneets/ is looking for a new BO.

If you think you have what it takes please email: [email protected]

 >>/856046/
Good luck

Cruisey is a good bloke.

 >>/856029/
You didnt make him wear a franger.

Fifo ya mutt, where's our story?
Stop shitting so much.

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 >>/856036/
At this time of day, it's risky.

 >>/856040/
His forearms are strong and defined from gripping the handle rods so hard.

 >>/856045/
Where did the prometheus aliens come from that made the alien aliens, and why do predator aliens come from?

 >>/856046/
Everyone worthy except Weber has done it at least once.

 >>/856046/
What's the pay like? We've all heard about those sweet dan sponsorship deals.

Room service still hasnt been.

 >>/856055/
they come from prometheus. the predators just always were

 >>/856057/
I heard you get a special discount card to use at Dan's.

 >>/856058/
J U S T

 >>/856056/
I’m banned for another 30 minutes or so lol

 >>/856058/
Go and explore the boring city. Scarborough Beach is alright.

 >>/856055/
The Architects? We dont know. Just some paleo fanfic written on teh walls of a cave.

Room service tug

 >>/856064/
like cruisey's tug stories

 >>/856064/
That was George Lucas in Temple of Doom, u scrub

 >>/856066/
Has cruisey ever fucked a white woman?

Aliens OMNIBUS: One thru six, baby.

watching Jigsaw (2017).
It is okayish.

Phillip Duncan's Based take on the weather for the next week

https://youtube.com/watch?v=o1HnTZXtcT8

trey

J

 >>/856074/
She has a big ass

 >>/856075/
Would you eat that big food?

Pastry on the pies turned out splendidly. Really lucky to try freexing the flour for 3 mos, It was super loose and almost saggy and stayed together nice and thin. I'm a genius pastry autist, really.

 >>/856076/
mcdonalds don't sell big food no more.

 >>/856078/
Well bantered.

 >>/856077/
Sounds Greta but did you forget to attach your image?

 >>/856077/
I eat frozen pies that I cook in the microwave

*great
Bloody cunt autocorrect

watching invasion of the body snatchers
> of course it's a big conspiracy
< what's a conspiracy?
> everything

 >>/856081/
Hot water pastry ones would be alright from froxen.

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Looking forward to tonight. All this bad talk about Cruisey even though he offered to his host tonight.

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 >>/856085/
> even though he offered to his host tonight.

What does this mean? You should post on your own language boards, Chang.

 >>/856059/
Where did the promethiuses come from?

 >>/856068/
More than enough to know what most varieties are like.
I haven't fucked a thai, or an Indian or an Arab.
Thai/jungle gook is top of list of to do.

 >>/856061/
The sheets are stinky will also be weird if I bring someone else over

 >>/856062/
Were you a naughty boy?

 >>/856087/
400 in call, 500 plus uber and 150 deposit for outcall.

 >>/856090/
We both know, they won't need to stay long.

15 minute quickie

 >>/856092/
Thats NDIS money.

 >>/856095/
He's earned every cent of it.

A local radio station will be at a select servo tomorrow morning, offering any type of fuel at 91.9 cents a litre. All hell is garn break loose.

 >>/856097/
Garn early NEET.

 >>/856074/
Vile. Its actually surprising she would do that in front of everyone like that. Must be real low IQ.

 >>/856085/
Cruel.

Can't relax. Too poor to pay for a tugger. Too fat for autofellatio. Woe.

 >>/856101/
What brand vacuum do you have?

has webby's casual racisms ever made the news?

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 >>/856097/
Golden times on the horizon unna

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Ready.

 >>/856100/
A lot of his videos have hundreds of thousands of views. Some several million. He loves it.

 >>/856103/
No but one the government blocks access to internet without digital id they will have a weekly segment on the news about all the bad things people have said online.

 >>/856107/
Will Joslin be a weekly star?

 >>/856095/
They tax me to fund the clients, so I can buy goods and services that can be taxed. Is circle of life.

 >>/856094/
3hr no cum, after 2hrs of tugs with no cum.

 >>/856097/
Weboig X?

 >>/856108/
Not the first week that's reserved for me.

WHERE THE FUCK IS SHE?!

 >>/856109/
your life is a circle of degeneracy, a spiral really.

 >>/856110/
She new?

 >>/856113/
She's with karen now.

 >>/856116/
RIP.

What songs should we play at his funeral?

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 >>/856118/
Macho Man by Village People.

 >>/856120/
No wonder it was 5hrs no cum.

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 >>/856120/
I rather like her, would buy her cd.

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 >>/856103/
Not the news, but some comments I made on Andrew Bolt’s blog blew up on twitter and got referred to the race discrimination commissioner. Bolt had to delete them and apologise to readers and a short while later the Herald Sun introduced a moderation team and then required you create an account to post.

 >>/856124/
Greatest Tug and Hits would make a good release.

 >>/856126/
They fear Joslin.

 >>/856128/
I maintain Obama was a classless porch monkey and I still want to know how many tons of fried chicken and watermelon they consumed after Mandela’s funeral.

 >>/856127/
I can hear her singing "you cum now"

 >>/856120/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VFFQrdOpNY0

Thinking of going to coles.

 >>/856132/
isn't it a bit late for that?

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 >>/856132/
getting some neet treats?

 >>/856132/
I'd like the following for a little dessert snack: one of those iced mud cakes from the bakery, some choc chip ice cream, a can of cherries and a 200g block of cadbury to melt on and pour over the rest of it.

Motherbot is going to send me thousands of dollars soon. 
Considering a poke

 >>/856132/
Chocolate time.

 >>/856136/
Gone within the week.

 >>/856136/
 >>/856138/
I hope he gets a free coke during it.

 >>/856136/
Ask her to hold it in trust for you until you get your life together.

 >>/856140/
It's the key to getting my life together. Pay off those fines, hold the rest of it for when I can finally look for a rental

Garn bakery tomorrow. Get a vanilla slice

 >>/856141/
Sounds do-able. 
Have you blocked that drug fiend friend yet?

Going to Coles. Will fried chicken breast keep in the fridge overnight?

 >>/856144/
of course

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 >>/856141/
> hold the rest of it

 >>/856146/
kek

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Night.

 >>/856143/
No but those situations are easy to avoid (fr fr)

 >>/856148/
Good night Pidge. xx
Lovely colouring on that one.

This nigga Monk rides the wagon for a few days and thinks he has all his problems solved.

 >>/856136/
> Considering a poke
Sensible, a few thousand wouldn't make much difference to your life - you need more.

kind of looking forward to the compo arc

 >>/856153/
Looking forward to hearing about it. Still wiping.

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 >>/856129/
Obama was a gay Nigger and Big Mike is a Tranny. Bidens 2020 election has been Obama's 3rd term. He is stil running the show.

 >>/856154/
sorry mate , my bussy is a proper mess, need to eat more fibre.

Half time. Been a good game of footy so far. Carn doggies.

 >>/856155/
Would.

Went back to the tugger. Didn't cum again. Giving up on this life. It's all pointless.

 >>/856114/
Never enough

 >>/856159/
you need to splash out on a pricey scarletblue whore

 >>/856159/
> Didn't cum again.
Erectile dysfunction.

 >>/856144/
Of you close the door it should stay in.

A random old lady approached me earlier and said that Jesus loves me.

 >>/856162/
Tug addiction

 >>/856161/
It would have been cheaper. I went soft just then. I'm a fucking retard. Weber is right.

 >>/856164/
So does the moon.

Not even having a goon. Maybe it's because I haven't had a choof in a couple days. Wanted to kick the shit out of a bus stop on the way home.

Nice mark, carn doggies

 >>/856168/
> Wanted to kick the shit out of a bus stop 
Bogan tier.

 >>/856170/
Absolute drongo. Just a fucking waste of a human.

 >>/856171/
Nah he's alright.

 >>/856172/
No. Don't entertain my bullshit, I'm a self centred faggot that thinks the world owes me.

 >>/856173/
That is your Dad talking.

 >>/856174/
He was always right. I'd call him but he'd tell me to fuck off because the dogs are playing.

Had a wank. Took me about 3mins. Theres some trauma thing I think. That tugger shouldn't have said she was into me. I believe flattery because I'm a needy child with an infants mindset. The only words I know are mine and whaaa. I deserve a hiding.

 >>/856164/
should've asked her for a tug

> I deserve
Fucking me, me, me. I'm a cunt. No humility.

 >>/856176/
Nah you're alright.

 >>/856166/
I spent a foul amount on whores from 2018-2021. The best whores were the cheaper ones where you lucked out and they were slim and under 35 and enjoyed/were good really good at pretending they liked it.

 >>/856179/
Is this Weber?

Still think about the taiwanese whore I took out to a strawberry farm the day after. It was a date in my head at least.

 >>/856176/
> some trauma thing
Phone down to reception and see if they can send up a fridge meme.

 >>/856182/
Oh NEET.

 >>/856180/
This one gave me the full gfe. I think I was going soft because I believed we were falling in love or something. Did you get them off of scarlett blue/real babes type places?
Any sketchy moments? I've always been too scared to let one come around or go to they're place. 
Hotel would work but then it's an extra 100 or so.

These whores are psychopathic vampires sucking the naive goodness out of lonely men.

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 >>/856182/
It's so easy for them to get under your skin. Pussy will rot your mind and eat your soul.

 >>/856183/
Might actually call lifeline or something. Not doing good.

3min on hold. Could jump off a patio in this time.

I hope you are okay Cruisey. I am thinking of you. You are a good fella.

 >>/856185/
go to their place fam especially of scarlet blue.Its always a hotel or airbnb. Its never really dodge, they want you to feel comfy so you hand over the cash.
You weren't relaxed enough to nut fam. You have to be relaxed, if you anxious or uncomfy at all you won't buss.

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> the wheels have fallen off the wagon

i warned you about that bloody wagon mate

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 >>/856184/
That night she let me stay for another hour for 50 bucks. we'd have smoke breaks together, then come back in and fuck. Let me film as long as I didn't get her face in it. Said some things to me shouldn't of, let me have genuine cuddles post bust. I had an honor android at the time, she told me she worked at their factory for a bit.

Well that was pointless. Least it was a bloke, not sure I could've said that to a woman. Carnal shit.

 >>/856194/
It is good to get it out. You did well to call.

 >>/856191/
> relaxed enough
Yeah, that's probably it.

You need to do a 30 minute wiping routine before they arrive.

 >>/856193/
The intimacy is crushing. Iktf bro. This chick made me feel like a teenager falling for someone. Consciously I knew it was bullshit but my ego didn't care.

Umpire just ruined the footy finish.

This doesn't feel like our original o7 poster.

 >>/856193/
> she told me she worked at their factory for a bit.
I wonder which job is worse?

It's a me
o7

 >>/856203/
The pixels seem off.

Kek

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I didn't get anything nordy.

 >>/856206/
What did you get?

 >>/856207/
chicken breast
red kidney beans
butter beans
spinach
rocket
great ocean road cheddar
carrots

 >>/856208/
Good healthy selections.

 >>/856192/
No. One. Cares.

 >>/856210/
He acts all high and mighty about the alcoholism despite admitting to smoking meth  >>/855903/

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 >>/856210/
COOL STORY BRO

IGA WON

can't sleep, fug

 >>/856214/
Have a chamomile.

 >>/856215/
if I'm still awake at midnight, yeah

 >>/856216/
If you are worried about being affected by it tomorrow you could just drink 1/3 or 1/4 of one now and go to bed.

I sort of fell asleep then work up

 >>/856217/
I've already had chammolie several times this week. Fuck it, I'll make some.

https://youtube.com/shorts/5dKM3am2r-w?si=qO1nBCJ_2Ds8gDY8

I'm going to rape him when he passes out from the chamomile.

Made a plan for tomorrow. Should be good. Good night.

 >>/856222/
Good night.

 >>/856222/
Night fella.

According to reddit nicknames for the pokies include:
> The tradie's laptop
> The pensioner's piano

I am off to bed NEETs. Good night.

Can't make any plans for tomorrow if I can't get to sleep

 >>/856226/
Night

 >>/856227/
Do a poo

 >>/856181/
No

One mystery person in BEST A won the entire $150m Powerballs. Hope it was Motherbat.

 >>/856166/
> Weber is right.
I am rarely right about anything. Don’t be a dingbat. XO.

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That's incredibly sad.

 >>/856190/
Lmao

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Weak cunt

 >>/856200/
Thanks o7

 >>/856213/
Looking forward to the 2024 transformation.

 >>/856231/
she would have but she spaced buying the ticket

Good morning NEETs.

I'm not saying good morning because I'm going to go back to sleep

I want a good morning

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mording

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Good morning NEETs.

I hope Cruisey is okay.

 >>/856243/
Thank you. Still feeling stupid.

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Mrogadin

 >>/856244/
Life could be much worse. You could declare you won.

 >>/856245/
Good morning NEET.

 >>/856244/
Go for a walk and find somewhere nice for breakfast.

She didn't win powerballs.

morning bros

 >>/856249/
Woe.

 >>/856250/
Good morning NEET.

mango mondster and a packet of arnott's raspberry shortcakes for breakfast

 >>/856249/
lotto players are generally losers

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Good Morning NEETs

 >>/856255/
morning chief

 >>/856254/
Say something nice about Motherbat.

Awful indigestion

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 >>/856113/
She'll post today for sure. She has to.

Nuro got bootleg platters off the dark web, once.

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Webby's Old Moo made me a passable marinara pasta, once.

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Good morning NEETs.

accidentally that packet of biscuits

 >>/856266/
that packet of raspberry shortcakes would've eaten you first if given half the chance

Another day on earth bros

 >>/856268/
Ain't it grand

Could be worse

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-05-23/etiquette-of-dropping-in-to-friends-house/103852588
imagine having friends

garn local to get a few freddos neets, you want anything?

 >>/856272/
Get me a big freddo

Caramelised koala

 >>/856272/
Pack of Smarties

 >>/856264/
Weber's motherbat did a shitty wiring job when she built my gaming rig, once. but amazingly its still going

Fucking bitch at IGA had the coof. FFS, why didn't I get vaccinated before?

Fark, forgot to submit job search applications and now got to phone JSP. Sick of this bullshit.

 >>/856277/
Goodbye.

 >>/856277/
She should've been wearing a fucking mask. This country has learned nothing from covid. God knows how many boomer shoppers she'd killed with her coof.

 >>/856281/
Death to the normies.

 >>/856277/
Its now called flirt, chadliving.

I went for a swim in the river and wanked myself off with a jellyfish.

 >>/856284/
I heard you fucked a dolphin in the swan river

 >>/856285/
It sucks you felt you had to lie about mong compo

postie is bringing my hoselink stuff in the next 2 hours
gonna spray bill tomorrow
make it look liek he pissed he pants

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Is this that Mythbusters faggot?

 >>/856288/
Looks like it. I wonder how much they paid him for that photo.

 >>/856288/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4RrS2hwvveI

Servo pastie and a 1 litre red maximus

 >>/856285/
That's why they don't go near the river anymore but once I get enough money for a boat and some scuba gear the oceans will be my new playground.

 >>/856292/
Go out in Weber's kayak

 >>/856294/
A kayak is good for shallow water raiding but I want to go far and deep where the larger and exotic creatures are, I could be the first person to molest a giant squid and have a humpback whale gangbang.

 >>/856293/
got some context for the image macro?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13451945/women-common-shower-mistake-body-fuse-together.html

 >>/856296/
which picture are you having trouble with, laddie?

 >>/856298/
the image macro.

 >>/856299/
that's what we call pepe the frog using a computer keyboard

 >>/856296/
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2024/feb/03/australian-undercover-police-autistic-13-year-old-fixation-islamic-state

 >>/856300/
an image macro is a picture with writing explaining something in the picture. Its often called a "meme" by complete retards who cant into internet culture.

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This might be my only way of re-entering teh workforce, depending on what sort of 'background check' they do.

ungh NAS is not posting after I swapped out the PSU three times. might order a new one this time.

 >>/856303/
it will just be a criminal record check
unless you have convictions for theft/armed robbery/rape/murder/dangerous driving they're not going to care

 >>/856302/
Your shitbox Falcon still not fixed I take it.

 >>/856306/
Roger Dingleberry or whoever is still working on the flux capacitor or something

 >>/856303/
Don't do it mate, you were meant for greater things than being an uber driver.

Good morning NEETs.

ok, garn get jabbed, you neets want anything?

 >>/856310/
get three jabs for me pls.

 >>/856310/
just a poo jab please

https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/australian-ski-resort-forced-to-close-weeks-out-from-winter-season/news-story/e92b1949993f4f5fd9d590c28e5259ec
> A fire broke out at Charlotte Pass Snow Resort’s sewerage treatment plant near Mount Kosciuszko’s peak on Friday, May 17.
I did a poo there on April 1.

 >>/856291/
Goodbye neet.

 >>/856308/
he will be /ausneets/ first pajeet delivery driver

 >>/856286/
I didn't lie

 >>/856310/
Grab me a couple as well thanks.

 >>/856317/
Why haven't you explained what happened?

 >>/856308/
> mate

I would do uber if I was a more confident driver. I think I would enjoy it.
Unfortunately I am a bad and anxious driver.

 >>/856314/
hot spicey poo?

 >>/856320/
Mate, everyone here is mates with each other except you mate. You're little johnny no-mates.

Is there any way of getting the government to pay for IT certs like comptia?

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 >>/856319/
He’s my favorite client and I’m fond of him, feel kinda bad about it. Basically he’s severely autistic non verbal. He can escalate with violence and has problems with emotional regulation, if he starts getting angry he just keeps getting angrier and you just have to ride out and try deescalate best you can.

So we went out for a nice two hour walk on a path near the beach, I bought a snack with us but he didn’t want it when we got halfway. When we got back to the car it was pretty much lunchtime and he was happy and not asking for food so I decided we could just go straight home and he could have lunch there. When we got home he escalated very quickly, I knew it was probably because of hunger, so in between giving him reassurance and trying to avoid being whacked or poked in the throat I start putting his lunch on the table. It’s counterintuitive but getting close to him and giving him firm hugs helps calm him, whilst hugging him you lightly  put you hands on his wrists so you can kind of predict if he’s about to strike you, he tried lunge for my face while I had  hold of my wrist,  he’s pretty strong, all though I redirected it away from my face , having hold of his wrist he pushed my arm
Back behind my head and wrenched my shoulder .

 >>/856277/
Sleep tight.

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 >>/856287/
Dangerous. Bill is accident prone as is and it might cause a big
B I L L E D

https://voca.ro/1gmrT1vNVI6C

 >>/856325/
It sounds like you did as well as you could in a difficult situation.
What is the medical prognosis for the shoulder?

 >>/856321/
It wouldn't be worth the abuse you'd get when Uber make you collect 5 separate orders and people's food is going cold or melting or whatever.

 >>/856331/
> make you collect 5 separate orders
Do they make them do that? I thought you could choose which jobs you take.

 >>/856304/
The drives need to be tested.

 >>/856325/
> he tried lunge for my face
That's when you start throwing haymakers.

 >>/856309/
Good afternoon NEET.

 >>/856314/
Spooky.

 >>/856332/
Dunno, but I've ordered sundaes at maccas before and they'll collect my order and then collect another 3 or 4 while they're there and then deliver mine last, at which point the sundae is basically milk

 >>/856330/
I'm going to the physio today, earliest I could get in. Don't know yet, gp was talking about getting an ultrasoud. Hope its not too serious.

 >>/856337/
I always guessed the Pajeet drivers choose to do that themselves because they are pieces of shit trying to maximise how much money they make and not caring about the customers.

 >>/856329/
Lovely.

 >>/856338/
Good luck NEET.

 >>/856339/
That is probably the case, but I'm sure Uber puts pressure on them to do the same too.

 >>/856338/
Hope it's ok.

 >>/856333/
wont post retard, even without any drives attached. 
mobo or cpu. likely mobo got fried when something in the PSU got hot when I switched it on and smoke came out.

 >>/856344/
> retard 
This is starting to wear thin.

 >>/856342/
> I'm sure Uber puts pressure on them
I see no reason to be sure of that.

 >>/856325/
Sounds like you practiced that story.

 >>/856346/
at 7am or 10pm when there are bugger all drivers about? you bet they do

Want to get a nuro style lunch, but I don't know of anywhere around here that does pork knuckles. Might get a halal snack pack.

going to dans

 >>/856345/
not for me

 >>/856351/
They look good.

 >>/856353/
needs more pork knuckle

where do you buy cooked porked knuckle?

 >>/856344/
If it posts with bad drives it won't load because the drives are fucked. Hard drives don't like power spikes.