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The first three hundred or so posts in this thread should be about how Cruisey has disappointed or failed you in some way.
I got banned by imissfather and had a bunch of my posts deleted after I complained about nuro threatening to kill me.
might haveta drag out the hardcopy comix while the NAS is down for repairs. I got uh all the Aliens comics, except for the gay new shit which I stopped getting.
 >>/856031/
Yes, actually. It really expands the Aliens Universe which is fascinating and some really creative writers came up with a spoopy backstory. The art would knock your smelly neet socks off.
Pastry on the pies turned out splendidly. Really lucky to try freexing the flour for 3 mos, It was super loose and almost saggy and stayed together nice and thin. I'm a genius pastry autist, really.
watching invasion of the body snatchers
> of course it's a big conspiracy
< what's a conspiracy?
> everything
 >>/856068/
More than enough to know what most varieties are like.
I haven't fucked a thai, or an Indian or an Arab.
Thai/jungle gook is top of list of to do.
A local radio station will be at a select servo tomorrow morning, offering any type of fuel at 91.9 cents a litre. All hell is garn break loose.
 >>/856103/
No but one the government blocks access to internet without digital id they will have a weekly segment on the news about all the bad things people have said online.
 >>/856103/
Not the news, but some comments I made on Andrew Bolt’s blog blew up on twitter and got referred to the race discrimination commissioner. Bolt had to delete them and apologise to readers and a short while later the Herald Sun introduced a moderation team and then required you create an account to post.
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I maintain Obama was a classless porch monkey and I still want to know how many tons of fried chicken and watermelon they consumed after Mandela’s funeral.
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I'd like the following for a little dessert snack: one of those iced mud cakes from the bakery, some choc chip ice cream, a can of cherries and a 200g block of cadbury to melt on and pour over the rest of it.
Not even having a goon. Maybe it's because I haven't had a choof in a couple days. Wanted to kick the shit out of a bus stop on the way home.
Had a wank. Took me about 3mins. Theres some trauma thing I think. That tugger shouldn't have said she was into me. I believe flattery because I'm a needy child with an infants mindset. The only words I know are mine and whaaa. I deserve a hiding.
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I spent a foul amount on whores from 2018-2021. The best whores were the cheaper ones where you lucked out and they were slim and under 35 and enjoyed/were good really good at pretending they liked it.
Still think about the taiwanese whore I took out to a strawberry farm the day after. It was a date in my head at least.
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This one gave me the full gfe. I think I was going soft because I believed we were falling in love or something. Did you get them off of scarlett blue/real babes type places?
Any sketchy moments? I've always been too scared to let one come around or go to they're place. 
Hotel would work but then it's an extra 100 or so.
 >>/856185/
go to their place fam especially of scarlet blue.Its always a hotel or airbnb. Its never really dodge, they want you to feel comfy so you hand over the cash.
You weren't relaxed enough to nut fam. You have to be relaxed, if you anxious or uncomfy at all you won't buss.
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That night she let me stay for another hour for 50 bucks. we'd have smoke breaks together, then come back in and fuck. Let me film as long as I didn't get her face in it. Said some things to me shouldn't of, let me have genuine cuddles post bust. I had an honor android at the time, she told me she worked at their factory for a bit.
Well that was pointless. Least it was a bloke, not sure I could've said that to a woman. Carnal shit.
 >>/856193/
The intimacy is crushing. Iktf bro. This chick made me feel like a teenager falling for someone. Consciously I knew it was bullshit but my ego didn't care.
According to reddit nicknames for the pokies include:
> The tradie's laptop
> The pensioner's piano
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-05-23/etiquette-of-dropping-in-to-friends-house/103852588
imagine having friends
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She should've been wearing a fucking mask. This country has learned nothing from covid. God knows how many boomer shoppers she'd killed with her coof.
postie is bringing my hoselink stuff in the next 2 hours
gonna spray bill tomorrow
make it look liek he pissed he pants
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That's why they don't go near the river anymore but once I get enough money for a boat and some scuba gear the oceans will be my new playground.
 >>/856294/
A kayak is good for shallow water raiding but I want to go far and deep where the larger and exotic creatures are, I could be the first person to molest a giant squid and have a humpback whale gangbang.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13451945/women-common-shower-mistake-body-fuse-together.html
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an image macro is a picture with writing explaining something in the picture. Its often called a "meme" by complete retards who cant into internet culture.
 >>/856303/
it will just be a criminal record check
unless you have convictions for theft/armed robbery/rape/murder/dangerous driving they're not going to care
https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/australian-ski-resort-forced-to-close-weeks-out-from-winter-season/news-story/e92b1949993f4f5fd9d590c28e5259ec
> A fire broke out at Charlotte Pass Snow Resort’s sewerage treatment plant near Mount Kosciuszko’s peak on Friday, May 17.
I did a poo there on April 1.
I would do uber if I was a more confident driver. I think I would enjoy it.
Unfortunately I am a bad and anxious driver.
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He’s my favorite client and I’m fond of him, feel kinda bad about it. Basically he’s severely autistic non verbal. He can escalate with violence and has problems with emotional regulation, if he starts getting angry he just keeps getting angrier and you just have to ride out and try deescalate best you can.

So we went out for a nice two hour walk on a path near the beach, I bought a snack with us but he didn’t want it when we got halfway. When we got back to the car it was pretty much lunchtime and he was happy and not asking for food so I decided we could just go straight home and he could have lunch there. When we got home he escalated very quickly, I knew it was probably because of hunger, so in between giving him reassurance and trying to avoid being whacked or poked in the throat I start putting his lunch on the table. It’s counterintuitive but getting close to him and giving him firm hugs helps calm him, whilst hugging him you lightly  put you hands on his wrists so you can kind of predict if he’s about to strike you, he tried lunge for my face while I had  hold of my wrist,  he’s pretty strong, all though I redirected it away from my face , having hold of his wrist he pushed my arm
Back behind my head and wrenched my shoulder .
 >>/856321/
It wouldn't be worth the abuse you'd get when Uber make you collect 5 separate orders and people's food is going cold or melting or whatever.
 >>/856332/
Dunno, but I've ordered sundaes at maccas before and they'll collect my order and then collect another 3 or 4 while they're there and then deliver mine last, at which point the sundae is basically milk
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I'm going to the physio today, earliest I could get in. Don't know yet, gp was talking about getting an ultrasoud. Hope its not too serious.
 >>/856337/
I always guessed the Pajeet drivers choose to do that themselves because they are pieces of shit trying to maximise how much money they make and not caring about the customers.
 >>/856333/
wont post retard, even without any drives attached. 
mobo or cpu. likely mobo got fried when something in the PSU got hot when I switched it on and smoke came out.
Want to get a nuro style lunch, but I don't know of anywhere around here that does pork knuckles. Might get a halal snack pack.
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noted. i took the smoking psu apart and the transformer was burning. The windings must be shorted and that means a current over supply. probably whole board is fuked :(
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https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/78575/woolworths-cook-pork-knuckle

Best place would be your local butcher I think and cook it yourself.
> Thursday's division one winner, who bought the ticket from a drive-through convenience store in Salisbury
Was this one of the NEETs?
the guy on the checkout at dans had a hipster moustache and tries to act like he is everybody's friend
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At that dinner at the yacht club a few weeks back, I was peripherally involved in a conversation with a couple of people about a game called "dirty marbles". A few days later I got a text message from one of the other people in that conversation saying that Wombat has "invited us all to tea and a game of dirty marbles afterwards" and "hope you can make it?".
Receiving no other instructions, or information on the meal to be served, I decided to play it safe and acquire a bottle of Shiraz Mataro and a bottle of Riesling. I think that is what grownups do?
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/wheel-of-fortune-contestant-offers-wild-xrated-guess-sending-audience-into-hysterics/news-story/160a25b827d0ec3fb0e3cd31bd075428
dumb fucking nigger
Imagine inviting Weber to dinner and not knowing whether he was going to eat and drink everything in your house, clog your toilet, or worse.
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Its all been taken care of. Didn't even have to call them (unless I didn't do the applications within two business days). All that stress for nothing.
The bedroom curtains move whenever there is a strong wind outside.
There must be gaps around the windows. No wonder it is hard to keep the room heated.
I can feel the cold air creeping in at night. Gentle breeze on my face.
We would be happier playing cards and board games than being online all day.
Real social contact. No screens. No TV. No pornography. Just wholesome group masturbation sessions.
Went back to freo. Smells like piss. The markets are for hippies. No pokes at the pubs which are full of yuppies. What a state.
If a bruv would've helped me out, I may have a higher opinion of it.
Theres not even a direct train or bus to the cas.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-05-24/nt-cannonball-run-crash-tragedy-30th-anniversary/103884604
typical fucking japs ruining something for everybody else
Claremont shopping centre (their West Lakes) doesn't have a food court. 
They do have a Peter Shearer though which I thought closed down.
Got sent a photo of the delivery Pajeet putting a parcel in my letterbox. Made me realise how rusty and decrepit the letter box has become.
My neighbour next door just repainted his. Didn't offer to do mine even though they are the same colour.
> Greyhound bus to WA
What a nightmare trip that would be. Imagine how many people would do number 2 in the toilet. I would probably go insane or pass out from trying not to breathe the fouled and claustrophobic air.
A dirt bike bogan just stacked it outside after getting hit by his 7 or 8 year old daughter who was on some sort of little motorised quad bike.
He was walking next to her and holding the handle bars to steer for her but the bike had too much power and she went whizzing off and he stacked it.
At least she had a helmet on. I have seen worse from these scumbags.
 >>/856444/
Wut? Most of this year his bloody kids have had parties and competitions and other shite on weekends, or I have been down at Victor tending to his bloody wife's mother.
What free shit can you get if you're a student? Eg I know microsoft lets people do certain courses free if you have an edu email address.
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It was meant to be renewed around the time I renewed my car registration, saw the envelope and figured it was a reminder about that, forgot to open it.
Monk is right though, if you can drive around for half a year without a loicense and not even know, what's the point in paying speeding fines, what are they going to do?
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Can't even renew it online because it's been expired for more than 6 months. I'm surprised my insurance company didn't check to see if I had a current license when I applied to them earlier this year.
Internet is running like shit for me. I tried changing my VPN IP and restarting the router but it still slow. Should I try unplugging and leaving the router for a bit?
Back at the hotel. Will go for another prowl in a couple of hours. I think some of those whores were just wagie girls going home. I cant tell the difference.
Were there any great games on the wii? I never got to play it, always wanted to. Looked interesting.
Ahhh. Fuck. Lol.
Are you following me?
> are you working?
Usually people call up, not follow me down the street
> spaghett all over the footpath

She was a bit of an ugly mole anyhow.
perth is a dangerous place, if a man doesn't watch himself he can soon find a strange hand wrapped around his penis
I used to be ok at reading small, close text back when I had a small monitor and spent most my waking hours hunched a foot or two in front of it. Then I got a big screen tv that I sit 8 feet back from. My distance vision has improved but it's getting worse at close range.
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Went for a night walk. Saw a pair of possums race down a wire, jump on a roof of a house, then race across across the tin roof of the garage, causing an unholy thumping and rattling.
Sleep tight sweet princess
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/article/2024/may/24/dog-that-inspired-doge-meme-and-became-the-face-of-dogecoin-dies
It's like a binary jeet, all the information in the world yet no insight, understanding, wisdom, no actual intelligence.
 >>/856678/
There are actually teams of pajeets who hire white guys to impersonate experienced white guys with large github repos and do online programming jobs, it was in a recent episode of darknet diaries. The white guys who front for these teams don't have to have any real technical knowledge, they just pass all technical questions onto the pajeet scammers. It would be a good job for monk.
Knowledge is only one part of intelligence, this so called AI is just a plagiarism bot.
Big tech is trying to market plagiarism as a product
 >>/856685/
>  it was in a recent episode of darknet diaries
which one?
scrolling backwards through his youtube channel and can't see anything obvious in the video names
took 5 giant turds 
my ass is burning and I can't see straight 
drunk, may the next day bring better fortune
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taking it easy, shops closed, so i can catch up on work without people bugging me

will prob pop an oxy and go for a ride thisafter noon

its my bday next week, i could possibly be flying to melbourne if get ahead of backlog i got
Put the car through the car wash and got some chux and mondster etc. Came home and there was a car load of police talking to residents across the road. Put the cold stuff in the fridge and went for a half hour drive, hoping they’d fuck off in that time. Doing a poo now.
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I don’t know if there had been an incident or it was some community engagement shit or what. I just didn’t want it turning into an inspection while the house looks such a mess.
 >>/856732/
I’m surprised an operator like Tiffo puts metadata into his photos.
And before you hurf a durf about setting a deliberately wrong date, if they get the camera they can work out the delta
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/celebrity-photos/anya-taylorjoy-wears-buttbaring-outfit-for-talk-show-appearance/news-story/c6906992a02600c611ee82ac92a2f19c
I haven't eaten today. I decided that being extra hungry might help in the event that the food these people make for dinner is yucky. It will be slightly easier to eat if I am starving.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/rural/2024-05-25/butcher-shop-24-7-charters-towers-family-goats-prices/103870232
imagine living somewhere where honesty boxes actually work
https://www.noticer.news/criminals-steal-8-8-billion-from-ndis/
> Commission Michael Phelan warned in 2022 while boss of the Australian Criminal Intelligence Commission that as much as one-fifth of NDIS funding was being abused by crime syndicates.
https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/news/youtuber-camouflaged-in-leaves-frightens-joggers-on-popular-sydney-running-track/news-story/da62a2b528b5228952282fefe1ef5619
I got up early today I am tired and will need a nap.
I can't guarantee I will be up on time for womboflix tonight.
https://www.news.com.au/finance/why-australias-housing-crisis-is-going-to-last-a-very-long-time-and-it-doesnt-matter-where-you-are-on-the-ladder/news-story/b8f205b742bac0c409a9a0153ef411cc
> We may need to bunk up. The RBA itself has said putting more Australians into each house would help avoid a total disaster.
How long before Albosleazy tries passing a law that single home owners need to take lodgers?
I shit myself today, (true)
To see if I still stain.
I focus on the smell,
The only thing that's real.

The skid marks tear a hole,
The old familiar stench.
Try to wipe it all away,
But I remember everything.

What have I become,
My smelly friend?
Everyone I know,
Runs away in the end.

And you could have it all,
My empire of poo.
I will let you down,
I will make you spew.

I shit myself today,
Underwear in dismay.
I tried to hide the mess,
But the odor gives it away.

Beneath the stains of time,
The feeling disappears.
You are someone else,
I am still right here.

What have I become,
My smelly friend?
Everyone I know,
Runs away in the end.

And you could have it all,
My empire of poo.
I will let you down,
I will make you spew.

If I could start again,
A million wipes away,
I would be more clean,
And end this stinky day.
Job application demanded online psychometric testing as the first stage of recruitment. 
Fuck employers.
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Ok neets, Westworld (1973) will be on womboflix, a sci-fi western thriller about a theme park full of robots who go out of control and menace the tourists. Written and directed by Michael Crichton, who would 2 decades later write a novel about a theme park full of artificially created dinosaurs who get out of control and menace the tourists. 1 hour, https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
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also everyone remember Nuro Picked it, its like a an early bet on the pokies at the rose and crown, you cant lose. 

burritos acquired, back home, time for a shower, some more champas and some kino !
I'm still confused as is to who proudneet is/was. I never heard of him until his friend came looking for him.
Reading Josephus' The Jewish War.
Didn't realise it was so funny, he's basically Soros 2000 years ago.
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Landed my first bream last night. Dropped phone into the water while releasing the damn thing (spiky little bastards). An hour later after dealing with that situation and then messing with tangled line I hooked what might've been the exact same fish, though it looked a tad bigger. Both were roughly 20cm in length (5 under the minimum legal size).
 >>/856923/
It is pretty easy to gut a fish, I'm sure he knows how. Just because you're faggot father didn't teach you doesn't mean our fathers didn't teach us.
Thanks for the movie. Probably from meself I wouldn't have realized there are other stuff in the Westworld "franchise" than the recent telly show.
My father took me fishing but he was just abusive and nasty the whole time and didn't teach me anything.
 >>/856944/
It was pretty good.
Dinner was spit roasted lamb and chicken and we made toasted pita bread wrap things. Followed by some sticky date pudding and ice cream.
> Body camera video shows police confronting a woman found living above a Family Fare grocery store in Midland, Michigan. She told police she'd been living in the sign for about a year. She'd fashioned a living space there, complete with a little desk, houseplant, computer printer, Keurig coffeemaker, and a cubbyhole full of food, according to police. (Video provided by Midland Police Department)

I like to imagine living in such places in the event of a zombie apocalypse.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=R28ZSY2Sc2A
NEETs my stores open later today. Your medicine should be available when you need it. For that I am sorry today on Sorry day.
 >>/856988/
That faggot Musk is offering $1m for it.
That's quite insulting given the work, if it was even possible, would be worth tens or hundreds of billions.
He's basically asking for 200x compression when 10x is about the best anybody has got.
They'd have known all of this before they fleeced investors.
 >>/856989/
> That faggot Musk is offering $1m for it.
lol, he did okay in last nights moofie though

> 10x is about the best anybody has got.
I wonder why they can't accept some dataloss and have that build in with some kind of parity like check. It doesn't add up for me.

I don't understand the current need for it. If you had a well designed wire going from your head to a concealed pack in your mobility chair (if you are fully paralysed) why does it need to be wireless? If I had a choice to have the technology with a small wire when fully paralysed or not have the technology, I would choose the wire.
 >>/856992/
> I wonder why they can't accept some dataloss and have that build in with some kind of parity like check. It doesn't add up for me.
yeah I don't know they aren't just doing some kind of pattern recognition and discarding the noise
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Tonight on womboflix will be Spaceman (2024) - an astronaut on a solo mission to Jupiter encounters a giant alien spider and reflects on his life and love. Starring Adam Sandler. If cruisey doesn't turn up, I might stream Aliens instead. 7pm AEST
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Cruisey is gonna have an unfortunate accident with a white van and end up with a broken leg in the nullabor today. Better cue up Aliens now.

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