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The $3000 Centrelink Bonus Payments 2024 is expected to release in early june 2024 with its additional benefits for seniors, parents, disabled and students. Anyone falling in this category can claim the bonuses.
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 >>/857028/
> I really need this money for electricity rent and furniture
> I have just moved house
> Used to have built in cupboards
> Not now so I need a cupboard for my clothes so I don’t have to put them on the floor
https://www.nera.org.au/3000-centrelink-bonus-payments/
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''Good Morning NEETs"

Are you ready to die for Israel ?

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cpddxy9r4mdo
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 >>/857034/
It's the only way to secure peace in the ME. They are Rome and Palestine isn't a country. Those greasy Egyptian/Jordanians should go back where they came from.
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 >>/857034/
/pol/ had a few solutions for this that usually boiled down to killing draft enforcers, drill instructors, COs, at the first opportunity etc.
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> couple of bees get stuck between the curtains and the window
> free them off by opening said window
> try to close it
> shitdoesntwork.gif
> try a couple more times 
> suddenly the glass breaks
> the glass guillotine falls on my fingers
> bloodpuddle.jpeg
god dammit, now I won't be able to practice for at least 1 week
romanian hospitals almost as bad as prisons
I can't even go outside to get a coffee and they fucking confiscated my clothes
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 >>/857051/
You should have been wearing gloves doing injury risky shit like opening an old stuck window. You should have used an appropriate tool. This is what happens when you are drunk and unwary.
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Harry who happens to be Barry's cousin or something said he would knock a hundo to put towards the brakes. He is still thinking about whats best for the car. I'm gonna refuse because my cover story is that the old falcon got written off and has good parts that I can swap into the wagon. Looks like my hail mary email where I said I'd put it into an immediate renovation cycle and was not gonna turn it into a tradies rubbish bin on wheels or live in it like a homeless turd, was hitting the right notes. I even chucked in a plea for "the widows son" for good measure.
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Do any of you have experience with getting rainwater tanks pumped out?
I heard some noises outside and the wooden tank stand has started to collapse and the tank is now leaning against part of the verandah.
Leaning on about a 7 degree angle.
The tap on it hasn't been opened in about 40 years.
I am worried that if I open the tap it won't close again and there will be no way to regulate ~2000 litres of water/sludge coming out.
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https://www.9news.com.au/world/haiti-usa-missionary-couple-from-us-among-three-killed-by-gunmen/13ac2b2b-1239-43ee-9010-2bce46d5e07b
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 >>/857066/
oh that
who cares?
dumbass white christians trying to force their religion on a population of niggers that killed all the whites there previously
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 >>/857065/
not really, I'm going to get him to pick me up and then hand over the car, mechanically and mechanics who know it. Then I'm going to drive straight home and go over it as best I can and sit down and plan out the renovations. It may well be mechanically perfect and apart from the high milage and usual shit like brakes, belts and tyres I wont have to do shit except the turbo conversion
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Where do you propose the fucking 2000 litres of brown water go? All over the back verandah and house footings? The tap isn't threaded for a connector and I don't have 200 10 litre buckets.
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 >>/857063/
> will be no way to regulate ~2000 litres of water/sludge coming out.
Can you get a hose on it and put that down a storm water or household sewage? Keep an eye on what comes out.

If its going to tip or cause a flood I would focus on draining it.
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Where's Nuro when you need him?
He probably knows some spiffy buttchugging engineering technique that can drain a cubic gallon a minute.
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A reminder that /ausneets/ is looking for a new BO.
If you think you have what it takes please email [email protected]

Currently the only applicant is Tiffin. I have also received an email from another NEET endorsing Tiffin.
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Bake the chips before adding froxen peas, jarred olives and cocktail onion. Back in the oven for 5 minutes. Drizzle on tomato sauce, mayo and sriracha. Add 8(eight) eggs and throw her back in. Top with a mix of cheddar/mozzarella, chilli flake and green onion.
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https://www.sbsun.com/2024/05/23/fontana-pays-nearly-900000-for-psychological-torture-inflicted-by-police-to-get-false-confession/
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I'm back. Wiring went okay. Got 12V at my desk now. Can take up to 350W but I dont think the cable would take it.
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Thank you, NEET.
I am going to run a bead of silicone around the blue thing just in case and then I should be able to hang it off the tap on the tank and connect a garden hose to the bucket.
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 >>/857160/
The thing about being good at writing is that a lot of normies who think they are good at writing are not good at writing. Being good at writing means you are good at not being a normie.
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The best authors write one book and then become a recluse, their name only popping up again when they've died.
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> recluse
Got me remember how the band got called Impure Recluse in the movie Hevi Reissu (Heavy Trip).
Wanted to upload a pic of the actual band name: Impaled Rectum. So I searched:
> hevi reissu impaled rectum
I really should have expect the results I did not expected.
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not a lot
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thanks hungry bro

the doc soothed the wounds today
apparently the glass bit a tendon 
for the next month I can't do jack shit
2 years and a half of progress lost
so it goes
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 >>/857210/
If you're allowed to use the other fingers on that hand, I'd keep practicing and just skip the notes that you would use the middle finger on.
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 >>/857244/
They will all be Colubians with their tits out, like hooters. We will not do uber eats or door dash. If you want an EL Nuro you can drive there drunk and we will cover your legal costs.

Its the El Nuro Guarantee
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-13454587/Saucy-Secrets-Jana-Hocking.html
Jana now has an 'agony aunt' column.
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> If you think you have what it takes

That's funny coming from someone who didn't have what it took, and now you think you're in a position to judge others.
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Today, is payday. And on this day we bow our heads and thank our government overlords for this pittance. Amen.
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I told her I text him yesterday morning not to come because I was tired from the dinner. I did not mention Saturday. I then mentioned the rain water tank saga, getting her sufficiently worried to forget Bill.
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Ok neets, it's time for our best experts on kino to meet and discuss which movies to play next on womboflix. Nominate a movie to be added to the list or vote for an existing movie to be played.

Godzilla(2014)
Rambo (2008)
Showdown in Little Tokyo(1991)
Who Killed Captain Alex
Wasabi(2001)
Truman Show(1998)
Trading Places(1983)
Fritz the cat
The Commitments
Scum
Wolf Of Wall Street(2013)
The Bourne Identity/The Bourne Supremacy/The Bourne Ultimatum
Don's Party
The Holy Mountain(1973)
Mortal Kombat(2021)
Top Gun (1986)
The Grey(2011)
Dogs in Space (1986)
Reckless Kelly(1993)
Unhinged (2020)
Bronson (2008)
Midnight Run (1988)
Following(1998)
The Usual Suspects(1995)
True Romance (1993)
Prisoners (2013)
Beaches (1988)
American Psycho(2000)
The Untouchables(1987)
Apocalypto(2006)
Once Upon A Time In Holywood(2019)
The Northman (2022)
Samurai Cop(1991)
Ex Machina(2014)
Back To The Future (1985)
Spiderman Across The Spiderverse (2023)
Annie Hall(1977)
Saltburn(2023)
Hard Eight (1996)
Gladiator(2000)
True Grit(2010)
The Wild Geese(1978)
Upgrade(2018)
Alpha(2018)
Eyes Wide Shut(1999)
Star wars/Empire Strikes Back/Return Of The Jedi
The Warriors (1979)
The Magnificent 7 (1960)
Office Space(1999)
The Imitation Game(2014)
Steve Jobs(2015)
Predator 1(1987)/Predator 2(1990)
Dr Strangelove
Barry Lyndon(1975)
Conspiracy Theory(1997)
Iron Man 1/2/3; The Avengers 1
Until The End Of The World (1991)
Sirens (1994)
Paul(2011)
Drive(2011)
The Naked Lunch(1991)
Renfield(2023)
Police Academy(1984)
Place Beyond The Pines(2012)
Southpark bigger longer uncut(1999)
Fast And Furious(2001)
Mean Girls(2004)
Force of Nature(2020)
The Game(1997)
Weird Science(1985)
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https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/bbc-stars-act-infuriates-pilot-gets-kicked-off/news-story/40e250bf3f3c003e5e74acaa0dfa0897
women are mental
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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/maccas-releases-new-permanent-dessert-item-at-mccafe/news-story/8cee5e0aa16d50a75238968175b27e83
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The most I've laughed recently was at Gangs of new york a few weeks ago at all the racism. What are some movies or tv with lots of funny racism/sexism in them?
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The first time I went to Tasmania as a kid I had Chester Chicken twice. I don't think they exist anymore.
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https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/at-work/24yo-aussie-reveals-she-hasnt-been-able-to-get-a-job-after-university/news-story/0e21a44626979dc90e6b2730b1a94fc9
dumb slut
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https://www.news.com.au/national/western-australia/harrowing-find-inside-killers-45m-home-after-mum-and-teenage-daughter-shot-dead/news-story/d0edce0753338f2a5aa3b2e5b78ca18f
time for another gun grab
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-05-27/victoria-police-youth-crime-presentation-labelled-racist/103877374
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https://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/military/jacqui-lambie-reveals-bold-plan-to-build-national-guard/news-story/469336965d0e45855b74e332488b9010
> Offering slogan to go with her plan: “If you’re not earning or learning, then you are serving”
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> The Malinauskas government has committed $59 million in water and sewer infrastructure upgrades in Adelaide's northern suburbs.
This is all Weber's fault.
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Trying to get into the habit of having cups of tea as a coping mechanism, rather than junk food or goon or nicotine.
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They'd be a disappointment, like most of the slop those places sell. I only eat it because I am mentally week and it makes me feel good for a few minutes.
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Also got jars of leggo's bolognaise and napoletana sauce for $3.40. Woolworths brand dried spaghetti or shells or whatever are $1.00. That's two meals for $4.40.
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is a loss of interest in alcohol in a previously big drinker a sign something is wrong internally?
yesterday I had two cans of drink
saturday I had one glass of wine
friday I had two cans of drink
I've just been sitting on them and not feeling like any more, yet before that I was doing 16-20 standards a day easy
I don't feel sick or anything
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I lost $100 on the pokies. Weber's system didn't work.
I got up to $170 which was good but I thought that is not enough - Weber's system should get me higher - but then I lost all the money.
I am never going back.
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It would have been the perfect hat to go with Weber's wizard robe. Davo should have ganked it. Do the kids still talk about ganking shit?
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My eyes still sting from all the cigarette smoke in that nasty pokies den.
They don't smoke in there, I think it comes from outside and also from their clothes and hair.
Maybe they breathe it out after coming back in from their smoke breaks too.
Rushing back in to make sure no-one steals their machine.
Misery and despair in there. Very depressing.
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You can yeet something. But I think that might mean throw.
You can rack something but I think that is exclusively shoplifting, not a hat mugging.
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 >>/857482/
> But I think that might mean throw.
yes
> You can rack something but I think that is exclusively shoplifting
rack has replacing ganking
thank you
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 >>/857472/
Yes, her surname is Móga. Piroska is the given name. It means "Little Red". Kinda sorta, it's the diminutive of Red.
> backward
It's the proper order. You guys have to change it all the time when creating various lists, like for a phonebook or something.
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 >>/857496/
Yes. I've been telling you fucks for years that professional gamblers will stop when they're as little as 10% up, but you tards don't listen.
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 >>/857490/
Might call her Piros (= Red), or Piri (another diminutive form). Or Riska, which would be funny for it's stereotypical name for cows. Or improvise something, like Pirinyó (= tiny), or evolve this further to Pici (= small, tiny), etc. etc.

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1973 Mexican movie?
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> Might call her Piros (= Red), or Piri (another diminutive form). Or Riska, which would be funny for it's stereotypical name for cows. Or improvise something, like Pirinyó (= tiny), or evolve this further to Pici (= small, tiny), etc. etc.
I guess it would depend on the girl, and if she was smoll and a good sport or whatever.
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 >>/857500/
You're a hypothetical gambler. It's not about winning.
If eating was about getting full, you'd stick to rice or bread.
I do it because I enjoy it.
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 >>/857504/
Most grills would like Pici - unless a whale and would think I mock her -, I'd think should be definitely used disregarding the actual proportions. But yes, depends on the individual, she could inspire other nicknames.

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I don't mind watching those, but do I wanna watch it twice (for I stream the same thing twice)? And most importantly would be there others besides imiss, board, and me?
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I got the songs "Daydream Believer" and "I'm a Believer" mixed up. I thought Daydream Believer was sounding too slow.
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bniaustraliaBNI Australia
What do you get in a room full of Directors? Lolly Salad 🍬🍭 #lollysalad #bniaustralia #fyp #networkmarketing #giversgain
original sound - BNI Australia
Queensland
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Listening to the Best of The Monkees CD torrent. mp3.
They got a lot of shit as a "fake" band but they have some good songs.
People said they monkeyed around, but they were too busy singing to put anybody down.
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Remember the MonkNEET cover? I was told it was mean and narky and I shouldn't be making fun of Monk after losing his fourth or fifth job in as many weeks.
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Good Monkees songs:
Theme from The Monkees
Last Train to Clarkesville
Daydream Believer
I'm a Believer
Pleasant Valley Sunday
A Little Bit Me, A Little Bit You
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how come the max file size on the board is 300mb but endchan throws a fit if you try and upload even a 100mb attachment?
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The fightback has begun.
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/article/2024/may/26/out-of-control-flock-of-100-feral-chickens-torments-village-norfolk
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Victorian chicken growers association has started holocausting chickens on the governments orders so that bird flu in Australia can be the next big distraction.
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pork tenderloin is usually about $12 for 500-600g.
doesn't have fat on it for crackling, but usually roasts alright and is enough for two meals or one big boi
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This natural fibres effort of mine is not going well. The pure wool beanie is causing scalp itch and also a red rash on my forehead.
I wish I hadn't thrown out the polar fleece one. I will have to buy a new one.
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Big day. Been to Dan's, BCF, Coles, Bunnings, Woolies, two servos and two op shops. Garn back to Coles shortly for cheap handbags.
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Clearly its time we did a weekend of Aliens:
number three Aliens: resurrection
number five Aliens: that one where jussey smollet gets fludged. 
I trust on your honor to schedule this into the programme as soon as possible.
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kind of its the closest thing i could find at the shops to guzmans green sauce, and i just found out they make that in a blender, in house, it does not come from a vat in an inustrial facility like maccas nugget sauce
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There is a new 2009 Falcon in my garage. The drive back from Harry's was flawless. I think he sold it because he was afraid of the high K's. It'll take me ten years to make it to 500 000 and then retire the barra. Going over it starting tomorrow but I'm probably going to be disappointed that there is basically nothing to do. Might hunt around for a mechanic with a tranny flusher and do it twice in 1000Km. Might also swap out the engine oil for cheap stuff and put good stuff in after 1000Km again. Never had an Auto before, its pretty nice.
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> Its probably got fentanyl and nicotine in it.

Dude its bug protein. They are slowly sneaking bug Protein into all the processed food and getting us used to it.....
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2hr wank to an audio book of A History of Central Banking by Stephen Mitford Goodson.
Learnt a new Jew slur, 'Marrano'.
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Fell back asleep. Dreamt that I was falling for a whore, then gave her an ultimatum, which she refused to reply to.
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Harry was about as straight and square as a lay preacher.Dude drove me to his home and his fat dumbass labrador comes out, lol. The Falcon has had literally the easiest life with a professional mechanic doing service every ten k km. It was the last and highest spec ex government fleet car that Ford made, Its got the velour civil service pattern seats and flip out key fobs. Its mint.I was super careful not to give the impression I was taking advantage of him. I slipped in an extra hundo so he doesnt feel so bad about disposing of it, which I think he kinda does, dude apologises he didnt get back to me for two weeks, said he had issues with scammers, like a normie gets symptoms from the cognitive dissonance.  The Falcon has had literally the easiest life with a professional mechanic doing service every ten k km. It was the last and highest spec ex government fleet car that Ford made, Its got the velour civil service pattern seats and flip out key fobs. Its mint.
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Sounds like it went alright, flushing the tranny fluid is a good idea. Do the gear changes sound okay? 
How was the trip with the single chicky babe?
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Still thinking about that dream. I think I worked there, maybe as a cleaner. I asked why she hadn't asked me to pay for her. I think we were friends. The fuck is this shit.
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The femoid was totally hot but she drives like a woman on the slick narrow winding roads. speeding and hands off the wheel to gesticulate. I got car sick straight away and was glad to piss off after her bunnings stop. 

The wagon is a lot quieter than the ute and I can barely hear the engine. I have to get used to the sounds of the torque converter but it snaps into the gears appropriately. I know its never had a tranny flush because I dropped in at the mechanics service and sussed it out before i got the falc.
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Trying to open the rainwater tank tap, but it's stuck.
I took the nut off the bottom. Can I just smack the threaded rod upwards to drive the tap handle out? Pressumably there's a rubber or fibre ballcock of some sort in the middle which will resist that.
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Bought two tins of salmon from woolies, noticed that even though it's the same brand, the tins are slightly different. Concerning.
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I don't need a new one, I need the water out of the tank.
I can't unscrew or smash the tap off the tank as that's what is holding the bucket under the nozzle.
If it wont budge I can probably cut into the tap body with a hacksaw between the tank and the valve to let the water into the bucket.
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One of them says 'product of alaska', the other 'product of alaska, packed in thailand'. Next time I'll be more careful about where I buy from
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if you cut into it, there will water leaking out while you do it and it will be a pain in the arse. Just get a big fukn spanner that fits nicely on the tap and turn it like its supposed to be used.
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having a turkey subway for lunch
that and the snot blocking will be my only treats for the week, based on the amount of fucking money I've had to spend today
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Tap neet got me motivated, replaced the washer in the stopcock for the toilet in the second bathroom, had to use a lot of force to unscrew it and also tried to replace the washer on the sink tap but it wouldn't budge, so instead of forceing it and risk cracking it I used a shifter to simply turn it off even tighter so no more leaks in there. In the main bathroom replaced the cold water sink washer and when I pulled the old one out the actual rubber of the washer was gone, no sign of it no idea where it went but at least now I can use the cold water tap again.
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I keep worrying that the washers here are so old they're disintegrating and I'm drinking rubber particles
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Another stressful JSP appointment out of the way. Sucks walking past cafes and smelling stuff like bacon cooking but you can't afford it.
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I spent the whole morning cooking sos I can eat lunch.
> put too much dough in the bread maker and made a unholy mess that took 20 minutes to clean up

> Tops of the pies got burned

> beans in the pressure cooker still aren't ready. 

> fire went out in the parlour fireplace.


Losing, Thinking of driving to KFC TBQH
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This is actually the nuro bat signal. Whenever alex jones or elon needs nuro to carry out a mission they signal it by getting the chinks to pass him a box with only 7 rice rolls in it.
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we won the cheese rolling this year
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I love the way Bunnings can't even give you a day, let alone a time, when they'll drop the shit off you paid for.
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I did this stuff called 5-MEO from this American hobo femoid I was kicking it with. It made me feel like I died and got reborn. It was powerful magic desu
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-05-28/sensory-friendly-quiet-dinners-for-autistic-community/103870686
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Went to the dump to dispose of engine oil. Drove onto the weighbridge while there was still another car there like a mong. The council worker stuck his head out the little office thing and was waving me back.
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Don't be a fool, this is a once-in-a-lifetime chance for monk to make enough money to afford a place of his own, he just needs to load up on quality goon to get his confidence pumped up and take the rest to cas for a night of high stakes gambling. It's what she would've wanted.
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How do you get the complementary food and drinks when you are in the pokies den?
Do you have to ask? No-one offered me anything yesterday.
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Think its an american thing to get 'comped' free food and drinks when your donating money to the cas. Maybe it happens for the real high rollers here.
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I recognise my mistake at the pokies yesterday. Once I got the free games and got up to $170 I should have cashed out.
If I wanted to keep playing I should have gone to a new machine after that.
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Still mad at that asian dealer bitch on the roulette table. I was having a good run and had a considerable stack of chips. A pajeet on my table was even hyping me up. I then went to cash out and the lady behind the counter told me I had to go back to the dealer and exchange my chips for actual cash chips. That table was too small time for cash chips apparently. Then the fucking bitch ignored me and pretended I was invisible when I asked for cash chips. I got frustrated and was heavily affected by the standards so just started betting again. Fucking lost it all in a few turns and then had to go back to the atms. Cheeky cunts.
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> If I wanted to keep playing I should have gone to a new machine after that.
No, you should have gone home with the extra $70 in your pocket.
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No I think Smoothbrain Cruisey is right (for once). It is not about making money it is about having a good time.
If you are still having fun and want to play a bit more you should do it.
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Got into a cleaning mode. I ran the breadmaker with dough in the oven bit and it smoked but it was outside on the BBQ, lol. I spent twenty minutes thinking up how to clean it because they're so much of a bitch to clean they're disposible, which is a criminal in wastefulness but suits me cos I get them for free. Worst loaf of bread I ever made in the thing. The mixer baffle wasnt on and it just warmed up the loaf instead of cooking it. They are not programmable and the menus are best guess unless i want to time them and write it down in a database. I will get around to reprogramming the EEEPROM after I finish the microwave link project, you know, ''in my oscilloscope laborotory? I also cleaned something else which is the start of much in depth cleaning and examination.
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One of your first ute mods should be to install a cake tin with a lid and run the coolant lines around it via some copper tubing. You can bake bread and cakes as you drive.
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such as it is, The profile the average NEET on this board draws judgement from those more funtional that the lives you lead are so completely dysfunctional, dole recipient, health choices and attitude, that it would be a massive step up for (You) to get a head injury and thence on the governent teat, I cringe at the thought of bored NEETs being entrusted with NDIS money, either as mongs or mong herders.
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Bunnings couldn't be bothered telling me about when I can expect a delivery. Pretty quick to take my money though.
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Monk has already decided to get the standards. Decided earlier in the day. All the rest is just going through the motions. The pretence that some other decision could still be made.
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I was wanking in the backyard when a bird flew overhead and dropped a big sloppy shit down onto my cock and I used the bird shit as lube.
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Can't even get a half-price pixxa from Dominos on a Tuesday anymore, unless you get 3 or more that is.
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> Judi Dench confirms retirement as she shares heartbreaking health update
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/judi-dench-confirms-retirement-as-she-shares-heartbreaking-health-update/news-story/1e861dec1ab447e06081810cf994a13a
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oy vey, shut it down
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Awful day today. I felt woed upon waking up. A girl in a newsboy cap at uni kept smiling at me but I didn't talk to her. I've got that horrible not-quite-alive feeling again. pic very related. The schizo bag at the train station told me I "looked very presentable" and that she liked my hat. She didn't remember me despite our earlier conversations. She hangs around the train stations and talks about butterflies or my clothes. She pays close attention to the graffiti in the area and will ask about the meaning of it. Unsurprisingly she often finds butterflies in it.
I befriended a hoholette. She is an engineering student but is basically a neet in that she is asocial and does the bare minimum of work for uni. She said she mostly plays video games when she isn't at uni and that I was the only person she'd spoken to in weeks other than her mother. Her English is excellent so I don't know how that works - she strikes me as the type to have been raised by the internet. I don't know much about Ukraine but she was still impressed by the bits of trivia I learnt from the kaycee. I was expecting her to play open world fantasy games but oddly enough she is into online fps games. I might try to find a game we can both play together. On her laptop she had some tabs open for some imageboard in slav moonrunes. She is definitely not my type in terms of looks (she has that awkward gaunt look that slavs often do) nor in terms of her personality (she is too much like me), but it is nice to have an irl friend. I guess we will see if I can keep this social thing up.
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Was going to make 'Cola wings' with the kilo of free-range chicken I scored for half price but simply cannot be fucked now. Into the toaster oven they go!
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I could finish that burger in a couple of bites.
I actually get nervous looking at the burger because that's all there is, what will I eat when the burger is gone?
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morning neets, might spend this morning learning the ancient mystic ninja meditation techniques of kuji-kiri,
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Morning NEETs. 
Got a drug over from smoking government weed last night. That shit is like heroin. Never again.
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> RIN - STRENGTH of mind and body 
> Pyo - Direction of ENERGY 
> TO - HARMONY with the universe
> SHA - HEALING of self and others
> KAI - PREMONITION of danger
> JIN - KNOWING THE THOUGHTS OF OTHERS 
> RETSU - MASTERY OF TIME AND SPACE
> ZAI - CONTROL of the elements of nature
> ZEN - ENLIGHTENMENT
Apparently it's all about mystic finger positioning which lets you unlock the secrets of the universe and grants you special powers. Might give the 'KNOWING THE THOUGHTS OF OTHERS' spell a try on that qt at IGA this morning when I go to buy some chockies.
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> drug over

thats not a word, its a hangover no matter what substance it is. Best thing about opiates is you get the opposite, an afterglow for the next day.
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He was one of the ones posting non-stop gore and drone footage of war crimes, so hopefully he dies hilariously and horribly in 4K resolution.
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Its bad weed, that medical marijiuana, i've never been so wasted off a couple of crumbs, I forgot my password and got paranoid that I'd be locked out of everything forever and completely fucked. Leave the government weed for the tax office bureaucrats, NEETs.
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https://www.infowars.com/posts/1236-increase-in-deaths-following-covid-vaccination-study/

Why isnt AJ selling a vaxx antidote?

Oh wait, he actually is, right in the middle of the article.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaped_compact_disc

Holy smokes! what will they think of next?
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Try 18 meters of down pipe, assorted elbows, etc. If they're going to charge me $50 for a ute you best believe they better expedite the delivery.
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I did the monthly shop.
Picked up a new fleece beanie at Drakes to replace the itchy wool one which has given me the rash.
It was $17, on discount from $22. Looked good quality.
I saw on my receipt after that it had scanned at full price. I said to the checkout matron "I just need to go and do a price check on that beanie" and left the trolley and went to see if I was mistaken about the beanie price. I always do my own price checks these days after too many incidents of muffled phone requests for someone to come and do one which leave me standing there for minutes like a jerk off. When I got to the beanie display I saw on the tag's fine print that the special ended yesterday.
I was going to just return the beanie for a refund or maybe see if the lady would give me the discount price so I would get $5 back but when I explained about the old tag still being up she said I get the beanie for free. $22 back to my debit card and a nice new beanie in my bag.
She took my word for it all too - didn't send anyone else out to verify. A bit of good fortune has gone my way. I was right to renounce natural fibres.
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When I want something for free I take the item to another aisle and poo on it and complain to the lady that there's poo on it and I'll get rid of it for them.
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canvas. might think about taking the back seats out and moving the cargo cage forward and leaving a crawlspace in the center. Its pretty plush interior. I was worried that the previous owner was a smoker which would have written it off for me. I gotta get a big mat for the boot. Going over it with a fine brush and the vacuum in the sunshine now. 

Might take a break and go for a run and have a bath.
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Bunnings delivery driver forgot the 6m lengths of pipe -- the entire reason for opting for delivery.
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Ive never watched those movies.
I almost watched it once when I saw it at the video store but it was next to a copy of surf nazis for some reason and I suddenly didn't want to watch it.
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I always enjoy using imdb to track down obscure actresses who appeared once nude in mainstream movies for a few seconds. Maybe that's a hobby I can put on my resume.
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Why are you simping for government dope? I just told you how bad it was. It came from some mong who has a script and uses it to trade for harder drugs and more of homegrown. Its probably genetically modified to make you retarded.
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> Police Academy
Based, I will be there.
George Gaynes as Commandant Lassard, legendary performance.
And Leslie Easterbrook - very easy on the eyes.

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