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The $3000 Centrelink Bonus Payments 2024 is expected to release in early june 2024 with its additional benefits for seniors, parents, disabled and students. Anyone falling in this category can claim the bonuses.

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 >>/857028/
> I really need this money for electricity rent and furniture
> I have just moved house
> Used to have built in cupboards
> Not now so I need a cupboard for my clothes so I don’t have to put them on the floor
https://www.nera.org.au/3000-centrelink-bonus-payments/












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> couple of bees get stuck between the curtains and the window
> free them off by opening said window
> try to close it
> shitdoesntwork.gif
> try a couple more times 
> suddenly the glass breaks
> the glass guillotine falls on my fingers
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god dammit, now I won't be able to practice for at least 1 week
romanian hospitals almost as bad as prisons
I can't even go outside to get a coffee and they fucking confiscated my clothes











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 >>/857046/
Harry who happens to be Barry's cousin or something said he would knock a hundo to put towards the brakes. He is still thinking about whats best for the car. I'm gonna refuse because my cover story is that the old falcon got written off and has good parts that I can swap into the wagon. Looks like my hail mary email where I said I'd put it into an immediate renovation cycle and was not gonna turn it into a tradies rubbish bin on wheels or live in it like a homeless turd, was hitting the right notes. I even chucked in a plea for "the widows son" for good measure.








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Do any of you have experience with getting rainwater tanks pumped out?
I heard some noises outside and the wooden tank stand has started to collapse and the tank is now leaning against part of the verandah.
Leaning on about a 7 degree angle.
The tap on it hasn't been opened in about 40 years.
I am worried that if I open the tap it won't close again and there will be no way to regulate ~2000 litres of water/sludge coming out.












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 >>/857065/
not really, I'm going to get him to pick me up and then hand over the car, mechanically and mechanics who know it. Then I'm going to drive straight home and go over it as best I can and sit down and plan out the renovations. It may well be mechanically perfect and apart from the high milage and usual shit like brakes, belts and tyres I wont have to do shit except the turbo conversion











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> will be no way to regulate ~2000 litres of water/sludge coming out.
Can you get a hose on it and put that down a storm water or household sewage? Keep an eye on what comes out.

If its going to tip or cause a flood I would focus on draining it.























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Bake the chips before adding froxen peas, jarred olives and cocktail onion. Back in the oven for 5 minutes. Drizzle on tomato sauce, mayo and sriracha. Add 8(eight) eggs and throw her back in. Top with a mix of cheddar/mozzarella, chilli flake and green onion.









































































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> recluse
Got me remember how the band got called Impure Recluse in the movie Hevi Reissu (Heavy Trip).
Wanted to upload a pic of the actual band name: Impaled Rectum. So I searched:
> hevi reissu impaled rectum
I really should have expect the results I did not expected.























































































































































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Ok neets, it's time for our best experts on kino to meet and discuss which movies to play next on womboflix. Nominate a movie to be added to the list or vote for an existing movie to be played.

Godzilla(2014)
Rambo (2008)
Showdown in Little Tokyo(1991)
Who Killed Captain Alex
Wasabi(2001)
Truman Show(1998)
Trading Places(1983)
Fritz the cat
The Commitments
Scum
Wolf Of Wall Street(2013)
The Bourne Identity/The Bourne Supremacy/The Bourne Ultimatum
Don's Party
The Holy Mountain(1973)
Mortal Kombat(2021)
Top Gun (1986)
The Grey(2011)
Dogs in Space (1986)
Reckless Kelly(1993)
Unhinged (2020)
Bronson (2008)
Midnight Run (1988)
Following(1998)
The Usual Suspects(1995)
True Romance (1993)
Prisoners (2013)
Beaches (1988)
American Psycho(2000)
The Untouchables(1987)
Apocalypto(2006)
Once Upon A Time In Holywood(2019)
The Northman (2022)
Samurai Cop(1991)
Ex Machina(2014)
Back To The Future (1985)
Spiderman Across The Spiderverse (2023)
Annie Hall(1977)
Saltburn(2023)
Hard Eight (1996)
Gladiator(2000)
True Grit(2010)
The Wild Geese(1978)
Upgrade(2018)
Alpha(2018)
Eyes Wide Shut(1999)
Star wars/Empire Strikes Back/Return Of The Jedi
The Warriors (1979)
The Magnificent 7 (1960)
Office Space(1999)
The Imitation Game(2014)
Steve Jobs(2015)
Predator 1(1987)/Predator 2(1990)
Dr Strangelove
Barry Lyndon(1975)
Conspiracy Theory(1997)
Iron Man 1/2/3; The Avengers 1
Until The End Of The World (1991)
Sirens (1994)
Paul(2011)
Drive(2011)
The Naked Lunch(1991)
Renfield(2023)
Police Academy(1984)
Place Beyond The Pines(2012)
Southpark bigger longer uncut(1999)
Fast And Furious(2001)
Mean Girls(2004)
Force of Nature(2020)
The Game(1997)
Weird Science(1985)




































































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https://www.news.com.au/national/western-australia/harrowing-find-inside-killers-45m-home-after-mum-and-teenage-daughter-shot-dead/news-story/d0edce0753338f2a5aa3b2e5b78ca18f
time for another gun grab















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https://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/military/jacqui-lambie-reveals-bold-plan-to-build-national-guard/news-story/469336965d0e45855b74e332488b9010
> Offering slogan to go with her plan: “If you’re not earning or learning, then you are serving”






































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is a loss of interest in alcohol in a previously big drinker a sign something is wrong internally?
yesterday I had two cans of drink
saturday I had one glass of wine
friday I had two cans of drink
I've just been sitting on them and not feeling like any more, yet before that I was doing 16-20 standards a day easy
I don't feel sick or anything

















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I lost $100 on the pokies. Weber's system didn't work.
I got up to $170 which was good but I thought that is not enough - Weber's system should get me higher - but then I lost all the money.
I am never going back.






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My eyes still sting from all the cigarette smoke in that nasty pokies den.
They don't smoke in there, I think it comes from outside and also from their clothes and hair.
Maybe they breathe it out after coming back in from their smoke breaks too.
Rushing back in to make sure no-one steals their machine.
Misery and despair in there. Very depressing.









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 >>/857472/
Yes, her surname is Móga. Piroska is the given name. It means "Little Red". Kinda sorta, it's the diminutive of Red.
> backward
It's the proper order. You guys have to change it all the time when creating various lists, like for a phonebook or something.














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 >>/857490/
Might call her Piros (= Red), or Piri (another diminutive form). Or Riska, which would be funny for it's stereotypical name for cows. Or improvise something, like Pirinyó (= tiny), or evolve this further to Pici (= small, tiny), etc. etc.

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1973 Mexican movie?

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> Might call her Piros (= Red), or Piri (another diminutive form). Or Riska, which would be funny for it's stereotypical name for cows. Or improvise something, like Pirinyó (= tiny), or evolve this further to Pici (= small, tiny), etc. etc.
I guess it would depend on the girl, and if she was smoll and a good sport or whatever.










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 >>/857504/
Most grills would like Pici - unless a whale and would think I mock her -, I'd think should be definitely used disregarding the actual proportions. But yes, depends on the individual, she could inspire other nicknames.

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I don't mind watching those, but do I wanna watch it twice (for I stream the same thing twice)? And most importantly would be there others besides imiss, board, and me?

























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Listening to the Best of The Monkees CD torrent. mp3.
They got a lot of shit as a "fake" band but they have some good songs.
People said they monkeyed around, but they were too busy singing to put anybody down.







































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This natural fibres effort of mine is not going well. The pure wool beanie is causing scalp itch and also a red rash on my forehead.
I wish I hadn't thrown out the polar fleece one. I will have to buy a new one.







































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There is a new 2009 Falcon in my garage. The drive back from Harry's was flawless. I think he sold it because he was afraid of the high K's. It'll take me ten years to make it to 500 000 and then retire the barra. Going over it starting tomorrow but I'm probably going to be disappointed that there is basically nothing to do. Might hunt around for a mechanic with a tranny flusher and do it twice in 1000Km. Might also swap out the engine oil for cheap stuff and put good stuff in after 1000Km again. Never had an Auto before, its pretty nice.













































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Harry was about as straight and square as a lay preacher.Dude drove me to his home and his fat dumbass labrador comes out, lol. The Falcon has had literally the easiest life with a professional mechanic doing service every ten k km. It was the last and highest spec ex government fleet car that Ford made, Its got the velour civil service pattern seats and flip out key fobs. Its mint.I was super careful not to give the impression I was taking advantage of him. I slipped in an extra hundo so he doesnt feel so bad about disposing of it, which I think he kinda does, dude apologises he didnt get back to me for two weeks, said he had issues with scammers, like a normie gets symptoms from the cognitive dissonance.  The Falcon has had literally the easiest life with a professional mechanic doing service every ten k km. It was the last and highest spec ex government fleet car that Ford made, Its got the velour civil service pattern seats and flip out key fobs. Its mint.

























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 >>/857679/
The femoid was totally hot but she drives like a woman on the slick narrow winding roads. speeding and hands off the wheel to gesticulate. I got car sick straight away and was glad to piss off after her bunnings stop. 

The wagon is a lot quieter than the ute and I can barely hear the engine. I have to get used to the sounds of the torque converter but it snaps into the gears appropriately. I know its never had a tranny flush because I dropped in at the mechanics service and sussed it out before i got the falc.






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I don't need a new one, I need the water out of the tank.
I can't unscrew or smash the tap off the tank as that's what is holding the bucket under the nozzle.
If it wont budge I can probably cut into the tap body with a hacksaw between the tank and the valve to let the water into the bucket.















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Tap neet got me motivated, replaced the washer in the stopcock for the toilet in the second bathroom, had to use a lot of force to unscrew it and also tried to replace the washer on the sink tap but it wouldn't budge, so instead of forceing it and risk cracking it I used a shifter to simply turn it off even tighter so no more leaks in there. In the main bathroom replaced the cold water sink washer and when I pulled the old one out the actual rubber of the washer was gone, no sign of it no idea where it went but at least now I can use the cold water tap again.


























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I spent the whole morning cooking sos I can eat lunch.
> put too much dough in the bread maker and made a unholy mess that took 20 minutes to clean up

> Tops of the pies got burned

> beans in the pressure cooker still aren't ready. 

> fire went out in the parlour fireplace.


Losing, Thinking of driving to KFC TBQH





































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Went to the dump to dispose of engine oil. Drove onto the weighbridge while there was still another car there like a mong. The council worker stuck his head out the little office thing and was waving me back.





























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 >>/857798/
Don't be a fool, this is a once-in-a-lifetime chance for monk to make enough money to afford a place of his own, he just needs to load up on quality goon to get his confidence pumped up and take the rest to cas for a night of high stakes gambling. It's what she would've wanted.











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I recognise my mistake at the pokies yesterday. Once I got the free games and got up to $170 I should have cashed out.
If I wanted to keep playing I should have gone to a new machine after that.





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Still mad at that asian dealer bitch on the roulette table. I was having a good run and had a considerable stack of chips. A pajeet on my table was even hyping me up. I then went to cash out and the lady behind the counter told me I had to go back to the dealer and exchange my chips for actual cash chips. That table was too small time for cash chips apparently. Then the fucking bitch ignored me and pretended I was invisible when I asked for cash chips. I got frustrated and was heavily affected by the standards so just started betting again. Fucking lost it all in a few turns and then had to go back to the atms. Cheeky cunts.

















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Got into a cleaning mode. I ran the breadmaker with dough in the oven bit and it smoked but it was outside on the BBQ, lol. I spent twenty minutes thinking up how to clean it because they're so much of a bitch to clean they're disposible, which is a criminal in wastefulness but suits me cos I get them for free. Worst loaf of bread I ever made in the thing. The mixer baffle wasnt on and it just warmed up the loaf instead of cooking it. They are not programmable and the menus are best guess unless i want to time them and write it down in a database. I will get around to reprogramming the EEEPROM after I finish the microwave link project, you know, ''in my oscilloscope laborotory? I also cleaned something else which is the start of much in depth cleaning and examination.












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 >>/857839/
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such as it is, The profile the average NEET on this board draws judgement from those more funtional that the lives you lead are so completely dysfunctional, dole recipient, health choices and attitude, that it would be a massive step up for (You) to get a head injury and thence on the governent teat, I cringe at the thought of bored NEETs being entrusted with NDIS money, either as mongs or mong herders.















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Monk has already decided to get the standards. Decided earlier in the day. All the rest is just going through the motions. The pretence that some other decision could still be made.



























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> Judi Dench confirms retirement as she shares heartbreaking health update
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/judi-dench-confirms-retirement-as-she-shares-heartbreaking-health-update/news-story/1e861dec1ab447e06081810cf994a13a























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Awful day today. I felt woed upon waking up. A girl in a newsboy cap at uni kept smiling at me but I didn't talk to her. I've got that horrible not-quite-alive feeling again. pic very related. The schizo bag at the train station told me I "looked very presentable" and that she liked my hat. She didn't remember me despite our earlier conversations. She hangs around the train stations and talks about butterflies or my clothes. She pays close attention to the graffiti in the area and will ask about the meaning of it. Unsurprisingly she often finds butterflies in it.
I befriended a hoholette. She is an engineering student but is basically a neet in that she is asocial and does the bare minimum of work for uni. She said she mostly plays video games when she isn't at uni and that I was the only person she'd spoken to in weeks other than her mother. Her English is excellent so I don't know how that works - she strikes me as the type to have been raised by the internet. I don't know much about Ukraine but she was still impressed by the bits of trivia I learnt from the kaycee. I was expecting her to play open world fantasy games but oddly enough she is into online fps games. I might try to find a game we can both play together. On her laptop she had some tabs open for some imageboard in slav moonrunes. She is definitely not my type in terms of looks (she has that awkward gaunt look that slavs often do) nor in terms of her personality (she is too much like me), but it is nice to have an irl friend. I guess we will see if I can keep this social thing up.


































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> RIN - STRENGTH of mind and body 
> Pyo - Direction of ENERGY 
> TO - HARMONY with the universe
> SHA - HEALING of self and others
> KAI - PREMONITION of danger
> JIN - KNOWING THE THOUGHTS OF OTHERS 
> RETSU - MASTERY OF TIME AND SPACE
> ZAI - CONTROL of the elements of nature
> ZEN - ENLIGHTENMENT
Apparently it's all about mystic finger positioning which lets you unlock the secrets of the universe and grants you special powers. Might give the 'KNOWING THE THOUGHTS OF OTHERS' spell a try on that qt at IGA this morning when I go to buy some chockies.








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 >>/857947/
Its bad weed, that medical marijiuana, i've never been so wasted off a couple of crumbs, I forgot my password and got paranoid that I'd be locked out of everything forever and completely fucked. Leave the government weed for the tax office bureaucrats, NEETs.



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https://www.infowars.com/posts/1236-increase-in-deaths-following-covid-vaccination-study/

Why isnt AJ selling a vaxx antidote?

Oh wait, he actually is, right in the middle of the article.


































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I did the monthly shop.
Picked up a new fleece beanie at Drakes to replace the itchy wool one which has given me the rash.
It was $17, on discount from $22. Looked good quality.
I saw on my receipt after that it had scanned at full price. I said to the checkout matron "I just need to go and do a price check on that beanie" and left the trolley and went to see if I was mistaken about the beanie price. I always do my own price checks these days after too many incidents of muffled phone requests for someone to come and do one which leave me standing there for minutes like a jerk off. When I got to the beanie display I saw on the tag's fine print that the special ended yesterday.
I was going to just return the beanie for a refund or maybe see if the lady would give me the discount price so I would get $5 back but when I explained about the old tag still being up she said I get the beanie for free. $22 back to my debit card and a nice new beanie in my bag.
She took my word for it all too - didn't send anyone else out to verify. A bit of good fortune has gone my way. I was right to renounce natural fibres.





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canvas. might think about taking the back seats out and moving the cargo cage forward and leaving a crawlspace in the center. Its pretty plush interior. I was worried that the previous owner was a smoker which would have written it off for me. I gotta get a big mat for the boot. Going over it with a fine brush and the vacuum in the sunshine now. 

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 >>/857997/
Why are you simping for government dope? I just told you how bad it was. It came from some mong who has a script and uses it to trade for harder drugs and more of homegrown. Its probably genetically modified to make you retarded.











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