/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

How does he do it?

SA BEST A

 >>/868054/
and do a poo in a bush

 >>/868100/
A poo in the bush is worth two in the hand.

Guy had fluros and some vague looking id clipped to his top. No tools or company shirt. Very suspicious.
 >>/868060/
he didn't

 >>/868102/
Have you been hitting him with a stick all this time?

Gonna do some scale modelling, and some electronics, and some programming at Motherbat's. Have a cuddle of Sweetie. Have a pepper pie. Maybe go for a walk. Mording tide times are even looking favourable Friday and Sunday.

 >>/868102/
He just wanted my name and email, then to see my energy bill on my phone, which isn't really sensitive on its own, but I suspect he was establishing rapport before trying to get more valuable information from me.

 >>/868105/
Ok that is fucked. You should have made a citizen's arrest and called the police.

 >>/868104/
> scale modelling
What have you been building?

Good afternoon. Pretty good thread you had there while I was away. I see it's ended now that I'm home.

 >>/868105/
Yes that all sounds very suspicous.

Wierd hallucination dreams

 >>/868107/
Nothing recently. That tank kit I got has a fair bit of glue up work that can be done without painting, so I will take that down along with with some minimal minimal tooling and make a start on it.

 >>/868110/
I had a dream the other night were I thought I had woken up and there was someone in my house.
When I went to investigate my clothes from that day were standing in my front room as if there was an invisible person inside them.
And then I woke up properly it was all very strange.

 >>/868111/
Noice, post a pic when it's done please.
I have done some very good work on my little spacemen lately.

 >>/868109/
Yes. AGL (or whoever your retail supplier is) already know you and your usage and meter details, so they don't require a bill to look at. SAPN (or whoever the infrastructure provider is) don't care about any of that shit.

 >>/868113/
Will do.
Post your men please.

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 >>/868115/
These are the most recent I've done.
The spear guy with the bionic hand is probably my best yet.

 >>/868112/
Strange indeed

 >>/868116/
Cool.
Do you have a diorama (diarrhoaema) for them?

 >>/868118/
No but the bases I did on them match most of the buildings I've made.
Ruined city sort of vibe.

 >>/868116/
Not bad anon. Try working on getting some contrast between dull and reflective areas, that's how to actually get reflective areas to pop

 >>/868116/
Looking good.

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 >>/868118/
Cheers NEETs.

 >>/868116/
Very cool.

I've been using a pair of x3.5 reading glasses to paint with it almost feels like cheating.

 >>/868090/
Well bantered.

 >>/868112/
Very spooky.

 >>/868116/
Very nice.

Poured some drain cleaner into the sink. After an hour it drained and I flushed it with hot water, then more hot water, then some cold water, then a kettle of boiling water. All good. Then I filled the sink one last time with cold water and now it's not draining. Woe.

 >>/868128/
Woe. Try the vinegar and bicarb soda.

Sorely tempted to acquire, need to cope with all this fail somehow.

 >>/868130/
bang your head on the sink

They're going to release new strains of tb

sleepy

 >>/868134/
where are other six other dwarves?

 >>/868135/
getting ready for Thursday night

 >>/868135/
> other six other

 >>/868137/
I've had about 8 standos

Utterly wracked by misery. Keep checking the sink, still full of water. Surely the drain will get its shit together soon.

 >>/868139/
Do you have a plunger?

 >>/868139/
Does the nearest inspection point have standing water in it?

 >>/868139/
Contact the landlord.

The lando or the agie.

 >>/868139/
Time to roll your dressing gown sleeves up and take the trap apart

Broke open a pack of that Seth Efrican tea. The pack had a best-before date of December 2023. Tastes alright aye.

 >>/868145/
What tea is that?

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I brought this wisdom from rapport, this very smart man linked a video there:  >>/rapport/55970/ but the essence is on the screenshot. Your welcome.

 >>/868145/
If it was stored dry than shouldn't be much of a problem. I think it could get moldy if stored wrong.

 >>/868147/
What's for breakfast today?

 >>/868148/
Nothing. Tea.

 >>/868149/
oh

 >>/868149/
You have disappointed him.

 >>/868139/
The blockage may have shifted further down the pipe, don't give up hope NEET it might still clear.

 >>/868152/
I asked about his inspection point but, as usual, he didn't respond.

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 >>/868153/
Maybe he thought you were making a lewd suggestion.

 >>/868155/
I try to help with these inanimate object problems. Nobody wants it.
I can understand NEETs having problems with other people and societal bullshit, but inanimate objects are things that can easily be overcome.

 >>/868140/
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 >>/868144/
No, no, no and no. I will sit calmly like a gentleman and wait for the water to leave on its own accord. The sink full of water should evaporate, eventually.

Lectins, full sinks and disappointing magyars

 >>/868156/
We all have different skillsets but you are a good NEET for trying to help.
 >>/868157/
This is another option.

 >>/868158/
woe

 >>/867999/
> thirdies

 >>/868055/
Go easy on the fructose!

 >>/868056/
Just how bad was it?

 >>/868088/
That pic reminded me of this moofie, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombie_Strippers

When my brother bought his place the laundry sink drained very slowly and when I pulled the pipe to have a look it was 3/4 blocked at the u bend with paint and plaster and sand.
Shitty builders will be shitty.

 >>/868161/
> Just how bad was it?
it was actually okay compared the previous episodes, but that was because it was mostly fighting and just about every jedi getting killed

 >>/868161/
Good movie!

 >>/868146/
Rooibos

 >>/868147/
The box was sealed with plastic and the tea bags themselves were foil-packed.

 >>/868165/
> The box was sealed with plastic and the tea bags themselves were foil-packed.
that doesn't go off unless compromised
they put dates on to sell more tea

 >>/868165/
As it should.

I started watching Narcos again the other night it would be better without the American cop narrating I think but I am still enjoying it.

 >>/868168/
Some cartel themed telly show?

 >>/868169/
Yeah it's about Pablo Escabarand his antics.

 >>/868170/
*Pablo Escabar and

Pablo Chocolatebar

Wish I had some chocolate

Posso Escobar

Posso wonderbra

 >>/868172/
Fatblo Chocolatebar

> in 1976 alone Posso Escobar was responsible for smuggling 190 tonnes of garlic bread into the US

 >>/868175/
He was in the last two episodes of star wars

 >>/868178/
https://www.starwars.com/news/the-acolyte-creature-shop-bazil-reveal

 >>/868180/
Well meme'd.

 >>/868178/
 >>/868179/
They/them

I don't know if the show is exaggerating but they said at the height of his coke empire he was making $60 million a day.

 >>/868180/
Well memed.

Garn to Dans then the Kebab Shop.

You NEETs want anything ?

 >>/868183/
He probably was. I don't know why they want to glorify some murdering drug wop though.

 >>/868185/
Brown hands at that kebab shop. Just say no.

 >>/868185/
Gee I hope Dan still has some of that $4 pisswater you drink

 >>/868183/
> $60 million a day
And nothing to spend it on. Life spent hiding.

 >>/868186/
Yeah I don't really like that aspect of it.
They do paint him as a bit of a dickhead but I'm sure he would have been a lot more psycho.

 >>/868185/
one hsp please, mixed lamb and chicken

 >>/868187/
Um no, achtually there is a Turkish girl there she looks pretty white

 >>/868188/
yunoo i bought a single bottle from BWS the other day and it was $15

 >>/868191/
> mixed lamb and chicken
you are one twisted motherfucker

 >>/868189/
He could have bought Australia.

 >>/868192/
Turkey was invaded by indo-europeans back in the bronze age, it's possible there are still some whites there.

White men should not be inside turkeys

Possum called me a jive ass turkey once

GregO never got his hair cut. It was just slicked back in that vid.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=A44wFYp66a4

 >>/868197/
His hair is a lie.

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Is this true?

 >>/868193/
chinks wouldn't sell it

 >>/868198/
you reckon it's a toupee?

 >>/868199/
shit is different for a sub 8 male.

 >>/868201/
I think it is some form of hairy parasite head beast.

 >>/868195/
I like the stuffing.

 >>/868196/
Was it a fair call?

 >>/868201/
Mock hair.

Craving chocolate. Coming to realise I'm simply not as tough as tiffin.

I always get GregO confused with that fat guy that eats servo food.

 >>/868205/
Yes :(

 >>/868206/
Well bantered.

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 >>/868199/
> exclusivity talk

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 >>/868207/
I googled "tough as tiffin" and found this picture.

wtf grego was drinking a beer that he opened yesterday

 >>/868213/
it's like wine, you have to let them air for a bit

was talking to some guy at work who has old holdens. He was taking it seriously and rubbishing falcons but when I told him that the ZOG is going to take old classics and street rods off the road because climate change, he folds his arms and insists that theres over 100 000 cunts like him in some rev head association and they wouldnt dare. I had to laff at him and told him that over 200 000 fukn angry people marched in the most violent protests in aus history over the vaxx mandates and the ZOG just kept gaslighting about fringe antivaxxer weirdos and did it anyway, yet here he is thinking he's part of some special power base that is going to be left alone by the communist traitors and their slavery apperatus. What a chump.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ztqDPnJfG1g
This one is for the gambling NEETs.

 >>/868212/
I want to see Tiffin and Jetstar Santa go there with a shotgun

 >>/868212/
Panzer burgers.

I hope Webers tank is a Panzer.

 >>/868219/
It's a Sherman. I explained the choice the other day.

On the Passion Pop.

 >>/868220/
That is nearly as good, sorry I have been absent for a while.

 >>/868221/
Watch out Cruisey!

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 >>/868222/
The kit is well-regarded as a beginner tank kit, as the pieces all actually fit properly.

 >>/868224/
> as the pieces all actually fit properly
That helps, some of the 40K resin models that cost their weight in gold need to be softened in hot water to get them to fit properly.

 >>/868211/
It is when a woman stops fucking other men.

 >>/868226/
she'll still keep her eyes open for a better deal though

 >>/868224/
That looks like a pretty decent kit.

 >>/868228/
Yeah, it should be a good one to practice the air brush on. An easier start than the Bf109 in tropical livery I was going to try.

 >>/868229/
I've never tried painting with an airbrush, let us know how it goes.

 >>/868230/
Will do.

 >>/868227/
Spray your NEETjuices in them.

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How?

 >>/868132/
Which one?

 >>/868234/
Boong magic.

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 >>/868215/
Trust the plan.

 >>/868235/
That's the joke

https://youtube.com/watch?v=HxaPi545_T0

https://youtube.com/watch?v=HDSJplSDKVc

https://youtube.com/watch?v=i0zZ_pmBroE

 >>/868122/
The sword is Kino, did you dry brush it?
I think people are too scared to physically alter the models as well, the best models I've seen have tasteful rather then extravagant painting, and a lot of scenery/ plastic work.

Does nofap increase your blood pressure?

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Wanna acquire

 >>/868128/
You can dissolve fats, but not physical objects. 
Check the S bend for debris

Drinking victor bravos

 >>/868212/
Rare image

 >>/868244/
Probably not

 >>/868247/
vomit bombs

 >>/868245/
what could possibly go wrong

 >>/868243/
Yes it was black then drybrush metalic then drybrush the bright green.
Chopping them up and making my own ones is kind of my favourite part of making them, it helps that I have a mountain of bits.

 >>/868244/
Wanking can reduce stress so I'd say it might.

going to lay down and wait for cruisey

 >>/868254/
What if he's with Cow?

Mega dosing vitaminc C to try and prevent this cold thats coming on

 >>/868256/
Add Vit D.

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 >>/868226/
> situationship

 >>/868256/
Goodbye.

Frankly if during the phase of multiple hookups, if it's not you are the one who fills her hookup calendar and vagina, you are doing it wrong, and you should not do that hole more than once.
> vagina timesharing smh tbqh fam

 >>/868256/
Crush two cloves of garlic into a cup of hot water and squeeze a lemon into it then scull it down quick.
Old NEET remedy.

 >>/868260/
Can I still do her other holes?

 >>/868252/
I used to get good results just dimpling, instead of making the alterations the feature of the model they were kind of wear and tear marks.

I also used a kind of dry brushing to give a really matte finish, so if your purple armour is embellished with gold, you might want a matte finish on the purple. It took me a long time to learn that the finish isn't dictated by the material, wood might want a gloss finish because wood is often oiled, even if it's oak, aluminium is very light in colour but wants a matte finish most of the time.

 >>/868262/
She's the hole. A big ugly fat Anglo black hole with depression, anxiety, and drug use.

I had a shower. I used the veet hair removal cream for the first time. Results were quite good but some spots were missed.

 >>/868263/
I've done the same method for years, black undercoat,drybrush metallic then the base colours then pick out the details.
I've done a few with grime and battle damage but I prefer the clean look.

 >>/868262/
No, the other neets will be using those.

 >>/868214/
not if its sparkling !

 >>/868215/
its going happen but its not going happen this decade

 >>/868219/
Auf keinen Fall

 >>/868222/
we are going to need a doctors note


In other news back from DAN's with 2 cases of my "piswater" which thanks to my liver failure card came $7.4166 each

I cancelled the kebab shop when there was a group of ratbag local teens all fucking around and wanting orders from their "mate" behind the counter, fuck that. I instead went nextdoor to the sushi place and there were even more teens there but this time it was ok  because 3 of them were girls and one of them was wearing a corset and looked like a young Sophie Dee. Good Lord. God Damn. 

aquired (2) katsu sushi boxes

 >>/868267/
NEET Gangbang 2024 is a go!

 >>/868265/
Hairless NEET.

 >>/868264/
I remember you being more cheerful than this.

 >>/868271/
I'm cheerful. I just sum up what I read on abcnews or whatnot/jana linked on /ausneets/.

 >>/868272/
Nobody wants a timeshare of the janavagina just a short and shameful visit.

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Give us ya kebabs ya nerd

 >>/868273/
> janavagina
Imagine the smell.

 >>/868215/
Did you meet Web?

 >>/868224/
lol that tank was pwnd by panzers and weremacht anti tank gunners. They were known as "Amerikanisher Coffins" by the Germans during the later parts of the war.

 >>/868274/
kek

Statistically speaking considering what a slut jana is at least one of the NEETs must have shagged her.
I bet it was Cruisey

 >>/868254/
I was watching Hercules 1997.

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What's jules gonna do next?

 >>/868266/
It's like the afro guy said, composition wise you want ballance.
If you want a clean look, try making the base really dull. If you want the gold to cleaner make the purple dull

 >>/868282/
Cheers but I think I shall keep on doing what I have been.

Trust the nigger

Weber?

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 >>/868268/

Cruisey get on the zyn 
The old 6 milly lip pilly is way better than the pleb nicabate

Going to have my dinner and watch more Narcos.
Goodnight NEETs.

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Night.

I have a terrible case of wind. I just can't stop farting.

 >>/868268/
> liver failure card 
Where do I get one of these? Asking for a mate.

 >>/868292/
I think he means a Dan's membership.

 >>/868289/
Good night NEET.

 >>/868290/
Good night Pidge. xx

Craving bread.

How do you aussies stand the constant heat?

 >>/868297/
We turn the Air Conditioner on. It is only hot for part of the year.

 >>/868296/
Have some toast and watch the evening news.

 >>/868298/
You forget bongs think 26 is a heatwave and start dying

 >>/868297/
Not many of us actually live in the desert regions, far more Americans live in desert regions than in Australia

 >>/868299/
I don't have any unfortunately. I might buy some eggs, cheese, butter and bread next time I go shopping.

These farts are just comical at this point.

 >>/868303/
Tape the sound, sell it as a stock asset

The good guy dea agent just threatened a taxi driver with his gun and then shot his tires for mouthing off at him

They keep rumbling out. I make it two minutes and then my arse just growls in delight.

 >>/868281/
He is going to shut the fuck up, thats what he is going to do, what did he get for picking a fight with the new world order ? fucking nothing.... at least Alex Jones made some good memes along the way.

This was all timed to make Albo and Biden look Good 114 days out from a US election. Just before something big is going to happen. Mark my words. 

 >>/868286/
Irrevocably Based

 >>/868287/
BASADO!

 >>/868288/
its like nicabate with added cancer 

 >>/868289/
good nite neet

 >>/868292/
Nambour Hospital 

 >>/868293/
that was the joke, yes. 

 >>/868297/
its more the humidity

 >>/868303/
 >>/868306/
lectin poisoning NEET ?

 >>/868307/
fuck off chink pest !

How can one man be so Based ?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=InJOlT6WdHc

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 >>/868297/
mate, it's all about dressing for the weather

 >>/868307/
cough

Queensland gettin SMASHED.

 >>/868305/
That is the right way to treat them. You can't let yourself be disrespected by a peasant.

foynd some silver shrapnel ... garn get some bubbles

 >>/868314/
The taxi driver did call him a fag

 >>/868316/
He was lucky to escape with is life.

My Dell Inspiron 11 3000 fails to boot, no drive detected. Makes a super loud alarm sound too. eMMC memory so I'm not going to troubleshoot it can't even get the back panel off tbh 
Looking at Chromebooks now, something 11" that I can use in bed

 >>/868318/
You should've sprung for a Toshiba.

 >>/868318/
> something 11" that I can use in bed
Big dick NEET

 >>/868320/
His arse is cavernous!

 >>/868318/
Find a used Macbook Air M1 on ebay and install Asahi linux 

Do eeeeeit.

> buy shit hardware for the propietrary software
> fight to remove the software

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Did some deadlifts and some spinning, saving neet fight camp day one from complete failure.

I can see why nobody posts here in the evenings anymore.

Is ebay the best place for second hand laptops? I want to try the thinkpad meme.

 >>/868324/
Well done NEET. We're all gonna make it.

 >>/868326/
Cash Converters has heaps of cheap ones.

 >>/868322/
I'm going to me buying a macbook air and an iphone 15 for my girlfriend soon

Suffered a complete collapse after this fortnight’s  compo payment came in. My libido has been crushed so I thought I’d take a 50mg viagra and go see a prossie. The post whore session shame caused me to fall off the booze,cig and choof wagon.

wonder how stinky I really am

 >>/868330/
Crikey m8. Hop straight back on the wagon.

 >>/868330/
may as well round it out with a big dominos order now, start again fresh tomorrow

 >>/868333/
> tomorrow
Sounds do-able.

 >>/868329/
> my girlfriend
Is she a type of large pillow?

I have a job interview tomorrow 

 >>/868335/
She has a big pillow

 >>/868336/
Good luck tomorrow NEET.

 >>/868281/
Hope he goes to North Korea, or Iran.

 >>/868288/
No it isnt. I saw it advertised by some hip zoomer dude, whos an investor. Where did you get this from?

 >>/868323/
the hardware is bullet proof but the software is gay. your opinion is invalid.

 >>/868324/
nice 

 >>/868325/
it has been trying its hardest to bait me for days stupid false flagging dumb dumb

 >>/868329/
you will get laid until the 16 comes out

 >>/868330/
shamefu dispray

 >>/868331/
ponder it

 >>/868334/
is do-able actually a real word ? or is it more like an Onomatopoeia ? asking for a mate 

 >>/868338/
Julian is going to sitting on a beach with a beer just before WW3 starts

Bread craving farters

Do your teeth feel okay?

 >>/868328/
I dont trust them. How can you tell if its good?
I want a samsung thinkpad book.

 >>/868339/
What do you mean. It's objectively better, source: my experience

 >>/868343/
> How can you tell if its good?

 SKILL ISSUE 

Comfy viewing.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6_OpinVTrTg

 >>/868345/
Have you ever wondered why you are so disliked?

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 >>/868333/
;_;;

> dominos in incognito mode 
Thats a wagon tomorrow right there

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 >>/868348/
Oh NEET.

He's doing the I'm a nice guy who hasn't shat up the thread/board/boards for multiple years shtick.

 >>/868348/
How many garlic breads?

 >>/868351/
The knave!

Watching Linus Tech Tips and smiling

 >>/868354/
Malicious smile?

Rictus grin.

"Garlic Bread Smile" a number one hit for the band Cruisey and the Possums.

 >>/868351/
He is very predictable.

Put too much soy sauce and sesame oil in the spring roll filling. As well as overcooking the veggies. A salty, oily sloppy mess that Uncle Roger would be none too happy about.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=d-KDWXD3xms
I need mummy!

 >>/868359/
Cut it all up and mix with rice.

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 >>/868347/
Yeah its because i dont have a  SKILL ISSUE 

Waiting for that 'Mondo Rock' kind of weather

 >>/868362/
Didn't you fail to install a flash drive lel

I love watching this. INXS - Don't Change.
It is a good song, but I love to watch them on the video too. The youth, the energy, the playfulness. Low budget fun video. Good nature shines through. Bunch of Aussie mates. Good vibes.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=sLm3Khusq_8

 >>/868363/
The touch of paradise?

 >>/868362/
[CHINK DETECTED]

 >>/868367/
Poorly bantered.

 >>/868365/
> https://youtube.com/watch?v=sLm3Khusq_8
Look at what they've taken from us

 >>/868365/
They filmed that in a hanger at Adelaide airport I think.

Are we going to get photos of that Domino's feed?

 >>/868371/
This one might be a private feed.

 >>/868372/
He's taking the rest of the viagra first.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13570427/Gregory-Lynn-Cops-wiretapped-ex-Jetstar-pilots-car-never-forget-disgusting-act-heard-performing.html

"A detective who listened to 3,150 recordings of Lynn talking to himself formed the view the ex-pilot was 'homophobic, narcissistic, a chauvinist, misogynist, (and) prejudiced', a preliminary court hearing was told.

Police sources confirmed to Daily Mail Australia that one recording captured Lynn describing out loud how he was performing a lewd act on himself in the car, involving the use of sunscreen."

 >>/868318/
Boot in safe mode
Check BIOS to see if any bootable media are installed, open case and check if HD is mounted correctly, try to boot from external media, try to mount the drive in something else to read it/ recover

 >>/868330/
Woe

 >>/868359/
Dumplings and spring rolls should be totally dry inside or they won't fry properly. I've posted a recipe before

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 >>/868379/

I think my neighbour may be dead.
Her bin has been on the verge for 4 weeks now and I haven't heard any noises or seen any lights for about the same time.
And she is old crazy and poor so I don't think she's on holiday.

 >>/868382/
Might be worth knocking on the door. If no answer then call the police and explain the situation.

 >>/868383/
I don't like her so I'll give it a few more weeks to make sure.

 >>/868384/
It is your decision NEET.
Personally I try to avoid getting involved with my neighbours. Once it starts it never stops.

 >>/868385/
She used to knock on my door and rant at me and she threatened to posion my cat once.

I am off to bed. Good night.

 >>/868386/
A nasty piece of work. Many such cases. Old and crazy.

 >>/868388/
The other old ladies on the street go inside when they see her.
 >>/868387/
Good night NEET.

I told my mom i wanted to move in the future to a new city or country but she said she wanted me to live in the same city so i could help her or something. I told her
> am i not allowed to live my own damn life
and she said 
> ofcourse (you are allowed to live your own life)
I have a feeling mom isnt letting me leave. I am autistic and have difficulties living on my own (based on 1-2 years of living alone and i can barely manage) but goddamit i want to be in charge of my own damn life

 >>/868390/
Push her down the stairs and claim your inheritance and future.

I drank some brown dirty water from a puddle outside and now I feel sick

 >>/868374/
Poor ✈️🎅

/baaa2/ here, why are almost all your threads locked? And can I get feedback from a global?

 >>/868348/
living life to the fullest
 >>/868373/
the man knows how to enjoy a pizza

 >>/868394/
We have 1 active thread we all post on, once its full we create a new one.
 >>/868394/
feedback on what?

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Good morning! I hate niggers!

Morn

 >>/868382/
Enjoy being hassled by the media about why "harmless little old lady" was left to turn to soup by her cruel uncaring neighbours and family

Made love to my sock.

https://dailystormer.in/west-virginia-white-couple-arrested-for-owning-black-slaves-and-keeping-them-in-a-barn/

 >>/868399/
Noone would care.

 >>/868402/
A couple of years ago they ran a bunch of stories about one who had died about 10 years earlier and had nobody checking on her.

 >>/868404/
gimme!

https://www.irishexaminer.com/world/arid-41424367.html

Do any of you take multivitamns?

Assange only thinks he's free. The consulate was all that was protecting him from weber

 >>/868406/
I take drugs

Engorged Weber Penis

 >>/868407/
all that time locked away and he didn't produce a goddamn thing
not a single book or computer program or piece of art
useless cunt

 >>/868410/
He would have wanked 10 million times even in prison they can't stop you from wanking.

 >>/868410/
All he'll do from here is do 100k interviews for 60min and threaten noone with the information he alledgedly has on a secret harddrive.

 >>/868411/
Out the embassy window over the london streets. To stop him would have been an act of war.

 >>/868412/
He's been convicted, so the proceeds of crime laws should prevent him giving paid interviews.

 >>/868413/
That would have given them the juice sample they wanted for his rape trial.

need to get dressed and get some petty and mondster

 >>/868054/
Nothing good could come from not having an internet connection. I expect one even while deep in the wilderness.

punch cruisey in the dick (yeah)
punch cruisey in the dick (ooh)
punch cruisey in the dick
cos he's a fucken prick

 >>/868414/
He'll be an ambassador for palestine or ukraine or something. Minister of hogwarts secrets.

 >>/868419/
we'll get to hear him going on about how the deep state is still trying to kill him

 >>/868416/
this has been done

 >>/868398/
Good morning 
 >>/868421/
Well done NEET

I thought it was a text noise that woke me up but there was no text.

Phantom text

These Champion undies hold bits weirdly.

 >>/868425/
never heard of em

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 >>/868424/

 >>/868427/
> fucker.png
phucker.png

I used to have phantom as a username when I was a kid in the 90s. Cringing just remembering it.

Getting real sick of being woken up by comic book characters
When will the government do something about this!!?!

 >>/868427/
Thank you, i did look but could only find pics of phone covers.

There is a song I have been listening to for years and I thought the lyrics were every night I write a letter to god
It is actually every night about eleven o'clock

Has anyone ever noticed their sex drive been affected by their diet?

 >>/868433/
Not really but my ex used to make me eat pumpkin seeds

 >>/868433/
Does such a thing even exist after decades as an incel?

 >>/868436/
I still get a bit horny when I see a lady with a nice bum.

 >>/868429/
I had a few of yhe comics but didnt enjoy them. I liked Footrot more, and that weird Aussie one.

 >>/868436/
You might not be an incel, just a bad feeder.

 >>/868437/
I'd like a bite of your gluten.

 >>/868438/
Footrot Flats is very good.
The dog knows what's going on.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2D73t-W1PSo

Having the last of my morning ciggies, no more till after lunch.
I've got them down to 7 a day now.

 >>/868437/
I just feel bad/sad when I see somebody attractive now.

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 >>/868440/

 >>/868444/
I get that feel sometimes too, an old bloke told me once he sees attractive women more as works of art now, I hope that is the next stage.

back on the /pol/ browsing

Do the Polish have /polpol/ ?

have to go to the post office to return those amazon pants
supposedly I have to show them a qr code thing and they will print the label
bet the grumpy chink doesnt know anything about it

 >>/868336/
> I have a job interview tomorrow 
Good luck.

 >>/868443/
Going well.

16 standoes was far too many. Going to be at this job interview still a bit drunk

 >>/868451/
Thank you I have been chewing toothpicks as a substitute the rest of the day.

 >>/868452/
Tell them you identify as a boong.

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Good Morning NEETs 

Not a bad job after a few drinks last night.

Put air in the car tyres and returned those pants

 >>/868456/
Did the grumpy chink do the thing?

I went for my walk and it did not rain on me even though it looked like it would.

 >>/868457/
With two goes and serving someone else in between

https://www.news.com.au/technology/online/hacking/channel-seven-hit-by-bizarre-elon-musk-ai-hack/news-story/ccfab684683100d1d913f91e0fd48e85

Reminder that one of you stinky dumb dumbs needs to go somewhere on the weekend and take some photos and post them. Or do something interesting (not a poo or wank) and post photos of that.

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Whos your webby?

Did that NEET’s sink drain?

 >>/868461/
I was going to but I will not now because you were rude.
 >>/868459/
That's quite good by their standards.