/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

How?

SA BEST A

 >>/886403/
 >>/886401/

 >>/886392/
You think the NSN et al want to hear from or interact with unemployed alcoholics?

 >>/886405/
Monk's an asset.

 >>/886406/
He's a big guy.

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> a sudden stench of Discord and damp dunnies...

 >>/886408/
And deattached structures?

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> Monk later tonight.

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 >>/886400/
You don't have to totally give up. If you feel overwhelmed you can just take the rest of the day off and try again tomorrow.

 >>/886411/
lel he took the whole day off and he's taking tomorrow off too apparently

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 >>/886407/
For you

 >>/886405/
Why would they be hearing from me? I'm not a neo-Nazi

 >>/886415/
So it wasn't you with all the
> longhouse
> humiliation ritual
> wank wank wank
from right-wing twitter in the past year?

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 >>/886414/
All I hear is white noise

 >>/886414/
hope that dunny roll on his head gets peeled back

 >>/886416/
That doesn't make me a neo-Nazi

waiting for the NEETbux

 >>/886419/
Just as well. You're gook-loving is incompatible with real right-wing politics.

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Ready.

 >>/886421/
I'm a cosmopolitan guy

 >>/886420/
how much you getting?

 >>/886424/
1400 euro

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 >>/886421/
Monk is a throwback to the mighty aryan pastoralists of old. He destroys the enemy male population and breeds with their women.

 >>/886425/
That sounds pretty gud

Some of you take this all far too seriously

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 >>/886423/
Based.

 >>/886423/
The only standards you have are from dans

 >>/886429/
I don't think that young man was wearing any undies.

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Should get one of these for Sweetie. The Suimin cups are half price too!

 >>/886431/
Hot!

mongs on the online marketplace. terminally low IQ. unbelievable retardation.
If you want lolcows, that's where you find them

I am feeling unwelcome. Just a big silly chungus for posting here all these years and opening my heart to the neetboard. 
Fine! Have it your way. I'm leaving and I mean it this time

 >>/886435/
Monk? No!

 >>/886425/
You should move to Hungary. Don't need to learn the language juse get help from someone to set up up automatic utilities payment, and figuring out what grocery to buy.

 >>/886427/
Double of minimum wage here.

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Grab a few packs of these too

 >>/886435/
Do not take things to heart. We value you. Do not leave.

 >>/886437/
> You should move to Hungary. Don't need to learn the language juse get help from someone to set up up automatic utilities payment, and figuring out what grocery to buy.
That sounds great but i dont know how to move there.

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oh fucking Snap !

 >>/886441/
Where is that fat sack of shit going?

 >>/886441/
 >>/886442/
lol he's probably going to die in burgherland

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 >>/886442/
To a pool party

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@Cruisey

 >>/886445/
He will like that one.

 >>/886437/
Fairly certain his home country would cut off his benefits when he moved?

Pre-approved ejaculation

 >>/886411/
Doable

 >>/886447/
They do in australia, which is a shame, because we could house  hundreds of thousand of dsp recepients more cheaply overseas.

 >>/886441/
woe, they assange'd him

 >>/886435/
I was not present.

 >>/886445/
She could fix me.

 >>/886435/
Look after yourself NEET, the nasty NEETs aren't worth it

 >>/886452/
Don't lie. You just turned the Australian flag off.

 >>/886454/
Weber lashes out

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I think I better dance now

 >>/886456/
Heck you!

 >>/886447/
It's the EU. Everyone moves wherever they want, everyone owns property wherever they want, everyone own businesses wherever they want. There are German pensioners living here. I think still needs a registered home address back in the home country tho.

 >>/886453/
>  fix 
spank

Faszom.

 >>/886448/
Apply for it!

 >>/886451/
Should've consulted nuro on his legal defence.

 >>/886456/
He is very unhappy.

 >>/886459/
That would make sense if there was just one EU GDP and one EU tax system, but there isn't.

 >>/886464/
Yes.

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 >>/886453/
I have this one in mind for that

Monk you are a good NEET, I am sorry if I have been unkind to you. It is just frustrating to see you struggle like this. I want you to thrive.

 >>/886458/
Language!

 >>/886467/
The massage table would need to be in the middle of a very large room.

 >>/886465/
You know nothing about the EU.

 >>/886438/
Those things taste like crap.

yeah what would I know

 >>/886472/
When you're hungry anything tastes good.

Too many poets in the commune, not even a meme

 >>/886470/
Rent out a function centre from a pub and write it off as a tax deduction.

 >>/886408/
He started up this morning but fucked off due to a frosty reception.

 >>/886460/
Part of the healing process

Two fat alcoholics arguing over who is more worthy of being a Nazi

Possum is a slave driving NEET

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 >>/886472/

 >>/886471/
You called him out. Well done.

 >>/886472/
I like the lemon ones.

gaped and raped

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Wanna be taken for lunch like this by Cruisey.

Fucking idiots on RBT giving the pigs all the evidence they need.

overwanked and outflanked

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 >>/886479/
The competition at the top is unimagineable.

 >>/886485/
I bet he takes his mongs out like that.

 >>/886488/
> literally-me.jpg
You look well.

 >>/886489/
Yeah, except he drives them around in a Datsun 120Y

 >>/886490/
And the jacket still fits him.

Very foggy outside, double checked all the doors and windows are locked, will take out the garbage in the morning.

 >>/886492/
That would be good for job interviews.

 >>/886477/
Guess that explains the numerous deleted posts in teh logs.

 >>/886495/
Probably a much needed clean out tbh

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 >>/886493/
All the jugs emptied?

Can't believe there are recycling cucks who actually waste time cleaning out their empty plastic containers. It all goes to some dump in the phillipines anyway.

 >>/886497/
I started feeling ill when I saw the dark skin and it all just got worse from there.

 >>/886498/
I do things correctly. I am high conscientiuosousness.

took a really dark shit

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Thunder and lightning. Very very frightening.

 >>/886501/
I hope no-one saw you. How did you carry it home?

 >>/886499/
kek

 >>/886502/
❤️

We all need to chip in and get webby a Brandi Love cameo for his birthday

 >>/886503/
Why would he even take one, surely he could do one himself.

 >>/886501/
> really dark shit
Sleep tight.

TAUGHT TO FEAR JESUS IN A SMALL TOWN

 >>/886506/
> Brandi Love
Vile coal burner. She is busted and bogged.

DILLON

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 >>/886509/

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Night.

(You) sunnavabitch

 >>/886512/
You have to stop

 >>/886513/
Goodnight post deleter :)

 >>/886513/
Good night Pidge. xx

 >>/886462/
They denied the wank because they didn't approve of the visual material.

 >>/886518/
> the visual material
Boong porn? That is discrimination.

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 >>/886501/

I haven't had any grog in months.

 >>/886521/
Has your health and sense of wellbeing improved?

Thunda dunda
Lizard is out

Been listening to stiff little fingers and remembering being young

 >>/886522/
idk, I feel about the same.

 >>/886519/
Always trying to keep the black mans wank down

 >>/886523/
> Lizard is out
RIP Puff.

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Gonna do my weight training while pajeet is droning away in remote learning tomorrow. Shit will be so cash.

 >>/886528/
Just go to work you big dope

 >>/886529/
> Just go to work
Do you even remember the name of this board?

 >>/886530/
NEET MINDSET

/ausproles/

Very heavy downpour.

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 >>/886533/
really heavy?

/bougihuns/

 >>/886532/
/okay?/

 >>/886534/
That's big and heavy

I think its time to start a remote TAFE course, leave racism behind and live cheaply in south east Asia with a jungle gook gf

watching youtube videos on stonehenge, trying to fall asleep

Or go to work tomorrow

 >>/886538/
a solid plan except for the racism part

 >>/886538/
That sounds good.

running water sure would be nice

 >>/886543/
That sort of luxury makes NEETs soft.

 >>/886538/
That's the easy out

 >>/886544/
Will have to call that fucking plumber out again.

 >>/886546/
Is it the same issue as before?

 >>/886546/
serpentine turd

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 >>/886445/
She would bang like a dunny door. Her generation invented fucking like barn animals.

Oof, someone's seething.

>>>/operate/res/19477

 >>/operate/19477/

 >>/886552/
He's right.

 >>/886553/
Show us your rollerblades NEET

 >>/886551/
> someone
< Mac
< m .
Hmmmm.

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 >>/886555/

 >>/886557/
My bussy echoes like that after I eat kangaroo

Not sure I wanted that boner.
I was raped

Chilli chorizo onion baked potato thingo now with eggs!

 >>/886560/
nice!

ordered toothpastes and mouthwashes for 50 euro

 >>/886562/
Expensive.

 >>/886563/
Thats what happens when you pick natural toothpastes and mouthwashes.

 >>/886564/
> natural toothpastes
Give a definition of this.

 >>/886563/
I gargle seawater from the dog beach.

 >>/886565/
Its natural. I dont know. No artificial chemicals

Another blessed 4 hours in the kitchen doing shit that should only take 20 minutes. Oh Seven...

i want to smash someones face in

How do I disappear without a trace and start again

 >>/886570/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z9NYDgbKsBE

 >>/886571/
There used to be a vacuum repair shop.

It was supposed to be a comfy rest of the night watching Predator 2 for teh first time on the telly but NO, I had to get hungry...

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Either i pick a shitty apartment in a shitty location but i get to move out fast or i pick a apartment in a area i like but i move in on november

 >>/886575/
Wait until November. It is not too far away.

Chorizo is in. Step one of ~4.

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I wish i wasnt scared of people. Otherwise i would apply

Potat in. S2O4.

Capsicum and onion in.

2nd sickie chucked

 >>/886578/
Not bad. Spacious kitchen.

 >>/886581/
Srsly?

I hate this thing.

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 >>/886556/

 >>/886582/
 >>/886583/
Stabbed any kids lately?

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 >>/886585/

morning bros

 >>/886587/
morning

iceland,hungary,poland or czechia.
Where should i move? Im sick of crime and i just want to live in peace. I dont have any skills but i am willing to work in a factory or some other shit job

 >>/886589/
> sick of crime and i just want to live in peace.
Iceland.

 >>/886590/
im going to apply for a strawberry picker job. Hopefully i get it

 >>/886591/
I thought Iceland only has sheep dingleberry picker job openings.

 >>/886592/
Why didnt you say Hungary? Is it not safe?

 >>/886589/
both poland and chechia has recently elected kike eu-regime loving neoliberal governments and theyre starting to become the second france/germany

 >>/886594/
except poorer

 >>/886587/
 >>/886588/
Good morning NEETs.

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I cook ya neets some breakfast

 >>/886597/
Yesterdays stew was beautiful, is there any left?

had a bacon egg and cheese roll from a disreputable looking chink bakery, feeling queasy, should've gone to maccas instead

 >>/886599/
Dolands with racism is the best medicine.

Mrogles NEET dudes

Rent inspection today neets, frantically trying to get the place clean. Every year that goes by this old boong gets a bit older, a bit tireder, a bit less able to cope with the basic demands of living like being able to clean his place twice a year.

 >>/886601/
Good morning NEET.

 >>/886602/
I have always enjoyed your posts rushing to clean everything up.

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Good Morning NEETs

 >>/886605/
Good morning NEET.

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Good morning NEETs.

 >>/886602/
Good luck NEET.

 >>/886608/
Good morning NEET.

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oooooofffffffffff

 >>/886611/
Why did you post that Nuro?

 >>/886612/
there is at least one NEET here who plays the banjo

 >>/886613/
Did you think he would like seeing that?

> do you want to respond to nuro?
> all the no thanks are already taken

 >>/886614/
no thanks ;)

I have been thinking about that NEET's leather jacket. Wanna acquire a nice fitting leather jacket.

 >>/886617/
5XL?

I had a fake leather jacket many years ago. I found I got quite sweaty in it.

Risen 
Back on the wagon today

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 >>/886620/
Good morning King. Good luck.

google search totally unusable. Totally gamed by SEO and sold out to advertisers

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 its more likely than you think ! 

 >>/886618/
That would fit nicely.

 >>/886623/
Someone should pay her to remove that stupid thing from her nose.

 >>/886620/
Good luck King.  >>/886619/

 >>/886619/
It looked good on you.  >>/886626/ I don't know why I replied here.

rent inspection DONE. No more cleaning for another 6 months. Thanks god.

 >>/886628/
That is good news NEET.
It is inhuman how we have to run and jump for these real estate people and the lando.

The fake leather jacket was very difficult to wash and I found it began to smell. I think it grew mould or something. In the end I had to throw it out.

 >>/886630/
You were too hot for it and it had to go.

 >>/886631/
> You were too hot for it
I don't deny it.

You need a degree to become a chartered accountant

 >>/886628/
Stomped it down the drain?

 >>/886637/
Imagine the smell.

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I see Satan

S A T A N

 >>/886639/
Good.

 >>/886623/
The microwave told me that she's a fed

 >>/886639/
Tumeric is the gateway drug of cooker medicine

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WINNING

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What the fudge is this?

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt28466465/

Why post normie brain rot

 >>/886645/
Because most of us watch it.

 >>/886646/
> Because most of us watch it.

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 >>/886646/
Speak for yourself, fucking retarded normie triple nigger faggot cunt

 >>/886646/
No, the two discord queers do.

 >>/886651/
cruisin for a brusin ?

 >>/886650/
That looks like a Jaycar catalogue.

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 >>/886653/

 >>/886650/
What have you got there NEET? Is that buckwheat?

 >>/886653/
> a Jaycar catalogue.
My exact body type.

 >>/886655/
Yeah, buckwheat cooked in milk with a little bit of butter. I added some chopped apple, blueberries, strawberries and some peanut butter.

 >>/886657/
Sounds very nice.

 >>/886657/
That sounds alright.

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 >>/886650/
 >>/886654/
you can usually get anything from jaycar catalogue off aliexpress these days for 1/3 the price....

Had a rub. She walked on my hips and I felt her toes on my nads. She said they're open until 8, I presume hinting that they are a tugger late.

There's nothing as normalfag than hating Rick and Morty.

Wizzy better be out of bed.

 >>/886662/

 >>/886662/
richard and mortimer is high iq

 >>/886660/
> aliexpress
> ....

wizzy is a poofter

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 >>/886656/
You look well.

 >>/886661/
> hinting that they are a tugger late
Rubs by day, tugs by night.

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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

 >>/886672/
Based.

 >>/886672/
Nice photo.

 >>/886672/
Based, IGA could only dream of posting something so nice.

 >>/886651/
KEK

 >>/886651/
 >>/886676/
samefag

 >>/886660/
Begone, chink.

 >>/886593/
Some areas perhaps. Most places there is some chance gypsies will rob or stab you, or both. At some places chances are higher then elsewhere.
But it's not like migrants will throw a grenade through your window. Or get a dozen little girls stabbed at some dance studio. All kinds of savagery can happen around here but not like the above. That's exclusively Westerner experience.

 >>/886595/
Kek.

 >>/886621/
I imagine that's the typical xp of life for the fellas on this board. Perhaps mine too.

 >>/886623/
She's disgusting with that shit in her nose.

 >>/886636/
> Hunger Games
How can be that mentioned in the same image with practically the rest of the titles.

 >>/886672/
I hope you were polite when you asked the normies to move out of your photo, Nuro.

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 >>/886677/
seethe

 >>/886680/
They flee the stench of his undried clothes.

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 >>/886680/
npros dmt desver meanners

 >>/886683/
KEK

 >>/886685/
 >>/886677/

on the anzac cookies

 >>/886688/
> cookies

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 >>/886689/

Tired and woe'd, just need to recover

 >>/886691/
then do

don't not, do

don't snot, sneed

i taught a llama to drive a train