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When I went to Dans earlier I noticed someone around the corner from me had christmas decorations over their front door and windows, seems a bit early to me.








































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So the joke is that the King in Yellow is called the Unspeakable or the Who Shall Be Not Named. Or something like that not entirely sure about the exact words of that alias.

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This Saturday Shib's will be streaming Death Proof, so no womboflix movie.

On Sunday womboflix will be playing the big daddy of crime films, The Godfather (1972). Written by Mario Puzo, directed by Francis Ford Coppola, starring Al Pacino and Marlon Brando. We may watch it over two nights.






























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Nothing good to watch on youtube
Nothing good to eat at the supermarket 
Nothing good to read about online 
It's been so long I don't even know normal people do outside of their computer screen 
It's all over for me, I'm just an observer or life, not an active participant









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Took my used coffee grinds outside to dump in the bushes, but when I tossed them in there I triggered a rustling sound that lasted for a good 15 seconds. I reckon I dumped them on our local possum while he was in the bushes. Hope the little guy likes coffee and is ok with vittoria mountain grown.
















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 >>/905847/
It has a nationalistic overtone (can even imply "Greater Hungary"), used in historical or literary context way more than in common speech; or used as a cheer in sports.
Not used in official documents, where Magyarország is acceptable (although the official name is Magyar Köztársaság = Republic of Hungary, mirror translation: Hungarian Republic, noone ever writes that onto some form or on a letter or anything).
Commonly Magyarország is used.




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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-09-29/racist-attacks-in-tasmania-make-chinese-immigrant-feel-unsafe/104404158
> Chinese woman living in Tasmania considering leaving because of racist abuse from teens
Tiffin you fucking chad















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All I needed was some good concentration music and I was able to focus enough to do some coding. I really have all the answers I need, I know what the right things to do are, I just don't do them enough.





















































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WAKEY WAKEY WAGIES! ALTHOUGH THE SUN ISN'T UP YOU NEED TO DRAG YOURSELVES TO WORK. WHILE YOU'RE SLAVING AWAY AT THE GRIND TO SUPPORT NEETS LIKE ME I'LL BE LYING HERE EATING CHIPS AND WATCHING WAR VIDEOS OF LEBS GETTING REKT AND ENJOYING MYSELF











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Morndings. 0 standards and 8 hours of sleep. Feeling absolutely chipper, lots of pep in my step.
Back to reality and going to make the most of the day, for real this time

















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 >>/905948/
It has a big library of foods. Some are official from the AU/NZ foods standards database and others are crowd sourced from users. Haven't eaten anything that I couldn't find on there, and the interface allows you to create meals, add foods to favourites, search by recent, etc.











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You all fall for the impersonator far too easily. I just went for a 20 minute walk out in the sun. Having some orange juice now. Keeping that metabolism up. 
Garn do 3 hours straight of coding





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FFS, found a bit of plastic film stuck inside my oven, for the past few weeks everything I've cooked in there has been getting an extra dash of mirocplastics and fumes.















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I slept with the roller shutters up last night. I woke up shortly before the alarm went off but it was much more pleasant waking up to the sunlight. I should start doing it more. I felt more like I woke up rather than having been woken.


































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 >>/906001/
They are able to send their spirits back to ancient times undreamt of by white men, to the age when possums were apex predators and grew to the size of elephants and ruled the earth.











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Twice yesterday I saw a girl walking down Rundle Mall with a cane before. I had a quick search on tiktok and supposedly it is a trend with the disability larp type. They both looked like what you'd expect.


























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We're entering the warmer months and you know what that means. I am making entire weekends my devotional to Black cock and not leaving the house.

Literally spent half the day gooning and left the blinds open. I no longer give a shit if my neighbors see BBC in all its holy might thrusting away on my TV screen. Imagine if we all start flying our fresk flags high and make this shit mainstream. There could be government programs to support interracial porn in the future.










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Coles literally force you to buy six (6) Vietnamese (incorrectly labled as "Bahn Mi") rolls and give them an expiration date twenty three (23) hours and fifty nine (59) minutes from the time they were baked. Utterly ridiculous. Before the hoax that was COVID-19, a bachelor could purchase a single roll from a supermarket. Now he has to purchase at least six (6) and doesn't even have the option of freezing them.













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It's fucking stupid too. I can still put my hands into the vegetable bins and molest all of the tomatos or whatever, but a pair of tongs into a bread roll bin is somehow a hazmat issue




















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 >>/906093/
yeah but the worst that happens is the tattooed crack whore behind the counter just informs you you can get 3x for some amount instead of just 1x. she doesn't force the issue.








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That bakers delight is shit too. I dont think they do any baking there.
The bakery in blair athol, on main north sells them. They do decent stuff, just shit to park on main north.
I think the asian bakery at the south sells bahn mi bread.







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Bakeries will not be a thing for much longer. They are all just focused on tarts and pizza rolls and shit you'd eat with a coffee. Glorified cafes












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 >>/906116/
oh oh just let me put on my stab proof vest and kevlar helmet and get a 45 minute train ride to adelaide on the gawler line (running 20 minutes behind schedule) and then walk to fucking leigh st




















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 >>/906138/
No, most of the shops were still closed so I probably didn't distinguish between them.
Why are they boarded up? Are they too upmarket for the locals?
There were heaps of airmen there too. Is that common?









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 >>/906148/
Argue with him about catching the train 5 days a week and somehow failing to realise what's behind all of the paddocks between Elizabeth, Elizabeth South, and Nurlutta stations.







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 >>/906151/
I'm aware of the airbase but I didn't think that airmen would go shopping and sitting around at cafes while uniformed. One ackbar with a hammer could take out two or three of them easily.








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 >>/906162/
Yeah mate, so abdul pulls a quick one so a man and his dog fucking king hits the dog and scurries off. Fucking shut up Dani, I'm getting to the bit where johno put his belt around his neck, control the kids fuck ya. We need to get to the train station and cashies first.

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 >>/906163/
> in mongs heads
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lindt_Cafe_siege
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Brighton_siege
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_Melbourne_stabbing_attack
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Endeavour_Hills_stabbings
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_Parramatta_shooting
All fairly old and not in Adelaide but it is something that happens or at least has happened. Now would be the time for it to flair up again too.




















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Can't even get banned on Facebook :( Been posting comments about niggers and faggots on all their stupid recommended posts and nothing happens.





































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> Joker 2 contains a scene where male black prison guards strip Arthur Fleck naked and sodomize him at least three different times, with one of the times resulting in him ejaculating from the penetration.



















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Another wasted day. I'm terrible at making good decisions on doing responsible things. I think the solution is instead to remove the decisions, have habits and routines whereever possible











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Pasda.
Fetta, garlic, herb ravioli.
Fresh egg pasta dough, 
The sauce is very oily, made with fish sauce, green onion, facing heaven chilli

Wouldn't impress nonna, but what did.







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It came up as a notification as 
> The Bald and the Beautiful 
But not in the article woe
> Balding at 19, Tom paid a Thai clinic $11K for new hair, but the risks are irreversible
https://www.sbs.com.au/news/the-feed/article/balding-at-19-tom-paid-a-thai-clinic-11k-to-get-new-hair-but-experts-say-it-can-be-unsafe/a7q7d9p6b






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 >>/906261/
The commune will be like army cooking, the neets won't want anything exotic so it will just be good pub food most nights. 
The tendies will be panko, the chips will be double fried, the pasda will be made in house, the butter chicken will be whole spice tandoor





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 >>/906270/
My hair has thickened up and is around a normal density now which is good as the thinning was the main thing I was worried about. The recession isn't good but it bothers me far less.

















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 >>/906286/
Does it hurt, feel irritated? Is your eye red? Is your mucosa red?
Normally "weeping for no reason" can happen due to cold wind into the eyes. That would effect both eyes, and I assume you sit in your house, and not walking around.









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Police pulled up out the front of the flat. lights and sirens. fucking booked it.
Neighbors say the cops got lost and were on the wrong street. yea as if. now they're going to ask me to come give a statement, as if they didn't just rock up trying to book me. Fuck even knows what for because I haven't done anything





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> Lived in Epping before Covid, the neighbour (Aussie) had a beautiful blonde daughter starting school locally.
Mate & I were round having a drink with him & the mother came in with the school photo
Little Maddie looked like she was halfway between Delhi & Zaire































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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/dating/hot-and-sweaty-one-thing-that-makes-a-man-instantly-more-attractive-to-women/news-story/469a7909f379b21563cbdd93275b523b









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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glaucus

> the magical herb grew on the island Thrinacia sacred to Helios and served as a remedy against fatigue for the sun god's horses.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cynoglossum_officinale
I think it's this.

I was looking up the white bull, father of the minotaur and got side tracked.




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Anyone else noticing strange behavior among the vaccinated? 

Personally, I have noticed more and more people walking around with blank expressions on their faces, seemingly staring into the void






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 >>/906348/
The modern hermeticist did a good video on the links between babylonian star veneration and how their qualities were attributed to the greek gods. 
I remember reading a thing about pre dynastic (egypt) proto hieroglyphs looked like pic related, which is from Sumer. Implying the old dynasty may have migrated there ( additional tinfoil would suggest from the harrapan indus valley people).
Let me know if you find any concrete link between them and the ancient (pre minoan) cretans.


























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Had subway for lonch 
White girl was getting snappy at the stupid poopjeet woman who was unintelligible trying to explain the meal deal, great to see



























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https://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/crime/bombshell-twist-in-womans-rideon-mower-death-as-police-allege-husband-was-connected-to-multiple-women-through-dating-apps/news-story/d443350111a46415cf677e15410f4888
> Investigators revealed Mr Crawford had connected with women in Italy, United States of America, Papua New Guinea, Guam, Afghanistan, Japan, Malaysia, New Zealand and every state in Australia bar South Australia and Tasmania.
Principled states that could see the lozer for what he was


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https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/movies/new-movies/critics-slam-excruciatingly-dull-joker-sequel-as-audiences-walk-out/news-story/58d77495b6269aa215057e2df22b3d49














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Getting a lot more out of being unemployed recently. If you aren't constantly stressed about being poor and being unable to find work it's alright. 
Made me realise that the sole reason being unemployed is shit is because of centrelink, who are paid simply to harass the unemployed. 

If you work for cash and simply refuse to pay tax life is great, and if everyone did this Australia would be a kind of hilbilly paradise.

























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On the train. Heading home early. Beyond woed right now. I was walking past the art gallery when this really tall girl walked past. The way she was dressed, her face etc. was perfect for me. She smiled at me but I didn't talk to her. I glanced back and she was looking at me and still smiling. She went into the art gallery and I just walked off. I don't know why but for the last few months, whilst I've still had the tfw no gf feels, I've had no desire to talk to girls. It's not like I want to do it and chicken out, rather I just feel very empty and don't want to do anything ever. I've thought about talking to FRM about feeling this way and the suicidal thoughts but she'd overreact and the hohol would worry too much and she is very fragile like that.




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 >>/906452/
Tell it not to give you helpline advice and that you're going to talk to your psychologist soon. It let's down the guard rails when it gets that assurance. 

Also feed it information from help articles online on how you might be feeling and ask it for strategies on it. It can be good at seeing patterns and describing new strategies when it doesn't have to do all the research on its own because it doesn't have enough resources. If it becomes vague or hallucinates ask it for sources or to explain its reasoning. Copy and paste what it wrote back to it asking it. It's pretty good when you write without any structure or grammar too so just keep typing everything out.






















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Grabbed a cobbee, dim sim and a bit more petty - surprised the prices are still almost the same as a few days ago - from teh servo. Also stocked up on booze and groceries, ready for a comfy long weekend indoors.













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I actually did try and learn C++ when I was about 14. Mummybot got me this book. Gave up when I got to pointers and classes. 
Still have never implemented classes in any of my own code 
Anyway might go and get some fush and chups for linner, still undecided on the cask














































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Listening to the celtic music cd on youtube that my mum used to have in the 90s. Hopefully after I go to sleep tonight I'll magically wake up back in the 90s and get another chance at life.

































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 >>/906355/
Real unanswered question is: where Sumerians came from? Their culture was not autochthon, it did not develop in place, it just appears, bam, and they're there. Al Ubaid has nothing to do with them.



























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 >>/906591/
Well it says burger slices, with a hamburger on it with buns and meat and cheese and tomato and lettuce and whatnot.
So my question is: did they make the slices from a full hamburger vertically or horizontally.






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I remember once waking up with conjuctivitus as a kid, thinking I'd gone blind because my eyelids were sealed shut with pus crust. Always wash hands thoroughly after dropping an El Banned'o!









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 >>/906589/
Can't remember that surgey :/ 

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ffs i might 

 >>/906603/
kek I have the same memory. I was thinking that might be it but assumed it affected both eyes, apparently not. So it sounds like thats it. It's my left eye though and wipe with my right. The other day however.... i had a pick with my left































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Its all the poly-unsaturrated fatty acids oxidising in the cell membranes of my eyelid. The discharge is just the body pushing the toxins out. Viruses aren't real









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Keep trying to think of a song, I have the intro stuck in my head but I can't think of the name, I don't suppose any neets have enough genius to tell me what I'm thinking of?






























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 >>/906672/
I have not heard that.
Good guess as any. They came from central Asia - about the Khwazerm region, today's Kazakhstan and so. There are some rock/cliff paintings, carvings that could be the predecessor of their art.






































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NURO ONCE BASED JUMPED FROM MOUNT EVEREST WITHOUT A PARACHUTE AND USED HIS MACHINIST SKILLS MAKE ONE ON THE WAY DOWN. HE LANDED SAFELY.



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OK NEETS, TIME TO GET TO THE CHOPPAH, BUT THERE IS NO CHOPPAH BECAUSE NURO WAS THE PILOT AND HE'S BANNED NOW, SO YOU'LL HAVE TO WALK TO THE NEXT THREAD. CHOP CHOP.

























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