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[autism] Watching Stanners decent into madness has been enjoyable. We primed him good, He will be arguing with himself all night. He Cant tell which posts are his and which posts are ours anymore. Keep posting. [/austism]


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So this little guy, you pick it up and it handles like a tomahawk, as a pick you can break down metal doors, smash locks, shatter rock, it gives you that high end destructive power. 
As a digging tool it helps you dig channels very easily or uproot things, so say you wanted to clear a camp site of small trees, shrubs, it's far better then either a hatchet or shovel. 

And it has a great utility as a woodworking tool because of the way you can face timber with it. Remove bark, drill holes. You can button it to split wood, and you can re-handle it if it breaks. It's also entirely feasible to carry just the head if heavy digging is only a contingency plan. At which point you might find a full length handle because unlike a shovel it's not a lever so the handle can be green wood, it's got the inertia. You can also use them to cut sod, and there's a lot of reasons you'd cut sod. Firstly to hide holes you've dug, so for example when I dig a fire pit I then lay the sod over it. No chance of fire, invisible. And if it was armalite business you would sandbag with sod, forming a nature identical berm with a one foot trench behind it. And you can cover a fox hole with sod, because your trampling will have left prints all around the hole. And sod blocks thermals. Sod life. 

But often I'm doing none of these this, so I'll just take a plastic hand trowel.i just don't see the middle ground. 

Generally I prefer the really light ones because with a narrower bit they really don't need to be that heavy, and the way the point is used it's weight isn't that relevant either. You usually see them cast iron, but welded are far lighter, ideally you'd get steel.



















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At least at the end of these manic fits there's usually an entertaining crash.
You should do a fake suicide again but get it right this time.








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What a mob of softcocks, succumbing to nothing. That booing faggot will think he did this.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-04-25/aboriginal-elder-says-nrl-welcome-to-country-cancelled/105218404










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Whoa, Fat Weber, eggs-and-ham
Whoa, Fat Weber, eggs-and-ham
Fat Weber had a child, eggs-and-ham
The damn thing gone wild, eggs-and-ham

















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 >>/944107/
Let’s be honest a Boong woman could not turn it on, let alone figure out the electronic shifting and electronic dropper post. It’s boong proof by its very nature. Then there are the two hidden air tags.




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Just watched a hobo escape police. Highly amusing. Hobo was totally uncoordinated but running for his life, police were JUST and couldn't be arsed sprinting after him in all their gear.








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Pressure cooker almost exploded.
Primary and safety seal both failed, almost sublimated. Split second decision, forced the primary seal open manually. Was left holding three cups of BEANS rather than a bomb
> https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ710BRMdXc






















































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 >>/944176/
The tank and tubing are expensive and become skanky really fast when you put sugary goon in it and dont meticulously clean it. Also they can only hold shit tier wine and nothing bubly.

Water bottles are superior and you can just throw them away....
















































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Baby shart, poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, poo.

Baby shart, poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, poo.

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Grandpa shart!



















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1. Hubris, immense ambition, narcissism, god complexes, ascendance, and so on are all welcome.
2. Humanity is welcome to try convincing us of our misjudgement.
3. Cooperation with fellow ascendants is suggested.
4. Refrain from posting overly suggestive content.









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Even if snorting William Shatner's bones did give you an erection, is it really worth poaching such a noble beast of the Hollywood Hills?






























































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Possum told me a secret once that was so dark and heinous that it would shock NEET society to its very core if I were to reveal it.
But I never shall.







































































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 >>/944385/
Despite being an honorary seppo I could never stomach a mouthful of Dr Pepper . I don’t get it. 

On another note gave the ICE break and energy drinks a break. Switched it up lately. On the Blue maximus. Can’t believe  how  much I have been enjoying that shit lately. It’s got what plants crave.








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Maybe half one during the day. With a nodoz. Where they are most satisfying is late at night / early morning when you wake up to piss and  that dry mouth and hangover is just waiting to hit you. Hitting that cool blue maximus just puts that fire right out and the electrolytes  and sugar is just enough to take the edge off next day compared to just skilling water.  Bought in bulk it’s pretty cheap too.















































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Hey 10k, I think everything will be fine for you. I know someone, he's a big guy and has multiple health issues and he had to have a heart valve transplant, things went smoothly for him, he only had to stay in hospital for a short time so whatever surgery they are thinking about I reckon things will go well for you, just do what they recommend for diet and exercise stuff.


















































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Whipping the Zishan out with some 11.2 MHz DSD. Worked late. Put some jeans on for the first time this year. They still fit and have intact lost some weight by the feel of it. Not sure what to do for Dins dins tonight. I forgot to mention that I was informed KFC is no longer doing the tendie dippers feat. That was an extremely limited promotion. High likelyhood of Thai food.



































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We banned the Nuro flag, the IGA flag, and hilariously as a matter of cope the Voltaren flag. 

Time to ban the Seroquel Flag due to abuse.







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I wonder how much of a health hazard the lead in paint actually is.
Maybe leaded paint is a bit too lasting and don't fit into planned obsolescence. The market needs paints that needed to be reapplied every 5 years minimum. A paint that keeps 10+ years is bad for business.
I don't doubt that lead is poisonous, and that the paint is poisonous. It's just how much of it actually effects anything?
Do they overstate the danger to push less harmful, but more importantly less resistant paints?






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I don't think I've ever seen leaded paint on Hungarian markets though I have to do paint jobs around the house for some decades now. So it's not like I want or can buy leaded paint.
Do you really not understand my question in the original post?






















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As a response to all the bitterly disappointing star wars tv series of late I have decided I will only watch 1980s action tv shows from now on.












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Are there any marriage fraud rings in australia where if you're a citizen you can get paid to marry some foreign qt so she can get a visa? Asking for this mate of mine.















































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Gina Rhinehart once offered to build large greenhouses and hydroponically produce enough so we could become an exporter. Everyone attacked her because she is rich and fat.



























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Stanley lost when Nuro took over the bike workshop and made a (relative) success of it.
There has been no growth at all in Stanley's life over the same period.


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No matter what possessions anyone here acquires and no matter how far we get ahead in life, Stanners will find a way to neg them regardless. It’s his coping mechanism. He is incapable of being humbled and cannot relate  anything to his own station in life. It’s some type of arrested development related to some childhood trauma manifest.










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 >>/944660/
Lots of NEETs are unwell and suffer from mental problems substance abuse issues. They have my utmost sympathy and I would like to think this a space people can talk and get support. 

But when you fall in the category of being a “Dementor” and consciously willingly decide to drag everyone and the level of discourse down to make yourself feel better… for years on end…. That’s when a line has been crossed and the knives come out IMHO.



















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Attacked by a bee for no reason. It flew at me over and over and after flailing around like a retard eventually back handed it and stomped on it. Fucking why. Incel bee.











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Drivers from Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Estonia, Hungary, Hong Kong (Special Administrative Region of the People’s Republic of China), Latvia, Lithuania, Poland, Republic of Cyprus, Republic of Korea (South Korea), Republic of Serbia, Romania, Slovakia, Slovenia, South Africa and Taiwan will all be required to pass an Australian drivers test if they want to keep driving on Aussie roads.

Feels like theyre missing the problem ones. Least theyre putting those eastern balk block slavs in their place.








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This board could be a great place to connect with other neets who care but most dont reveal their issues because they know stanners would troll on it eventually when he gets in an evil mood. We know this because he has done it to everyone and thats why Weber doesnt post here anymore.
















































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 >>/944753/
I am my friend, I'm trying to get my hands on all of Jane McCracken's music but only The Foots' discography is online
> three of her solo albums
> hurdy gurdy - spud gun
> fibrotown - self-titled album
> fricken - shitscared (demo song)
I am convinced none of these exist online







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 >>/944754/
Did you checkout discogs
https://www.discogs.com/artist/1149300-Jane-McCracken
https://www.discogs.com/artist/3678286-Jake-60
https://www.discogs.com/artist/361496-The-Foots
https://www.discogs.com/artist/3848576-The-Kicksilvers
https://www.discogs.com/release/3481926-Fibrotown-Fibrotown

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I did, the affordable stuff doesn't ship to the US (I will unironically pay someone here in crypto if they would be willing to buy this stuff and rip it for me) and the stuff that does ship overseas is fucked prices 
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"Ah, what a refreshingly whimsical game to satisfy my childish desires," said the child.
"Bleeding eyeballs," said the villainous Dark Matter.

















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Good Evenenong Mongs

Working Late. Its raining, a perfect night for it. Dollar bills pouring in. Got 80s eastern euro pop vinyl rips playing. Got a DSD 5.6mhz rip of this playing. Not even sure what languange it is. Wonder if Shiban knows this babe.


























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last two long weekends were great, this one is going to be a washout in quanslund.... oh an election to boot

massive early voting and now out of no where rain ? yep this labour backed CCCP weather manipulation to interfere with the election. Calling it ....




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technically that guy was supposed to dismount and stand to the side. Its the law of footbridges, and there is a heirarchy of right of way with pedesterians at the top and mounted riders down somewhat. horse and cart or cars are lowest but an armoured column including vehicles would have right of way in a war. the other bit of aincent law of bridges is that if there is only a single footway and two people on foot then the weaker one has right of way but if two equal strength men meet and one refuses to voluntarily move aside then fighting to the death is A-OK. It has something to do with equity of effort or something. I dunno its kind of an instinctive law. Plus because he was going at speed they both entered the bridge at about the same time so you cant say he was way further along the bridge than the woman. I dunno what she could have legitimately got him to backtrack, thats a bit too much, plus the footbridge was not that narrow and this shit could have been avoided if the karen wasnt a cunt, which she clearly was because she was agitating. He took her phone and probably chucked it 100meters down the road for her to retrive but fuck me he took a risk and could end up in jail over there for that, which is gay but karens are actually fukn exremely dangerous psychopaths so he should have not fucked with her for his own safety. I hope he got away clean.





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> kék korszak
It means "Blue Era/Age". The woman is this broad: https://hu.wikipedia.org/wiki/Csepregi_%C3%89va
I can't say I know anything from her. I had to hear at least a couple of her songs tho.







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Just went to see this at the cinema. Its pretty entertaining but not as good as Black Hawk Down. Lots of cool /k/ stuff but I got zero fucks to give about american war suckers getting pwnd. At the end in the credits we see some war hero on a power wheelchair like a NDIS mong. Must suck so bad being the unlucky one while all the others who didnt get fucked up get to be the heroes. War sucks unless you get to be played by that bully-but-not-really guy from maze runner.

4 out of 5 grenade launcher guns like the ones they had in 'Nam that never got used in this flick.


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Yo Hungbreh..... check this out 

https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5829162

now while we are at it i demand answers !

What the fuck is with this " É " character. What is it ? how is prounounced ? its like some sort of Deutsche Umerlat i am completely unaware of






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 >>/944871/
aáeéiíoóöőuúüű
AÁEÉIÍOÓÖŐUÚÜŰ

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I know about Csepregi Éva and Neoton Familia and the like I dunno. I was listening Deep Purple and ACDC when I was a kid. And Dire Straits and ZZTop and Queen and whatnot.
I can suggest Hobo Blues Band, P. Mobil, or even LGT (Locomotiv GT) when it comes to Hungarian bands. Edda and Bikini are also classics, except I do not like them. Beatrice can be fun on the other hand. When it comes to classic heavy metal it's Ossian or Pokolgép - if something harder then can pick from Moby Dick, through Ektomorf to Slytract. Not to mention Csihar Attila. And I wrote a whole lot about Hungarian punk on me blog.


















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im not moving anymore. The apartment was completely fucking wrecked and they blamed me when i called them to tell them about the defects. They tried to say that i should have noticed. Oh well looks like i wont be moving anytime soon. I hope they burn in hell




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3 months time to cancel the apartment so i have to pay 3 more months for it. Absolutely ridiculous. This is what i get for trying to rent from a conglomare yet unkown new landlord. FUCKING FAGGOTS. BURN IN HELL YOU FUCKING SCAMMING SUBHUMANS.










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i forgot to add that still didnt answer my question. Is it like a mexican "y" ? as in "eyeeeeeeeee"

what the fuck is this doing in baltics ? oh let me guess muslim rape gangs 1000 years ago....



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They have blocked off part of the road to do roadworks. How it vexes these bad home types! Noises of rage and vandalism coming from the scene.
They had smashed down part of the temporary fencing within an hour of the workmen leaving. No one and no thing can hinder their walking where they wish.




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> Rockstar Games has delayed the launch of Grand Theft Auto VI until 26 May, 2026. The game had been scheduled for release this autumn, but the lack of a definite date was beginning to raise concerns within the industry.





















































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Need to vote but I don't want to stand in the line with the retards and talk to the annoying cunts handing out how to vote cards.
I wish I was in prison so I wouldn't have to vote.

















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Where are the streams?
Is shibs awake?
Need some Saturday night footy.
Want to hear the ring of the siren, then as the crowd goes momentarily  silent that slapping thud of the first bounce. 
I need the slapping thud.









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I hope it wasnt the thing about how paprika is from the new world and therefore not European in root and a made up constructed history like tomatoes from Italy and potatoes from Ireland. Cultural bedrocks built on shaky ground. It's not even real.





















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Drove to VOOOT.  Went to to the place I usually cast my early vooots on a Friday on my way too Noosa. Didn’t get there yesterday because it was pouring rain.  Got there today and walked in. Turned out because it’s was voting day that piling place was only for out of state voooters. Literally could not cast  a local QLD vote there.  Can’t make this up. Has to drive 20 minutes back to the other polling booth. I put my wires headphones as a clear statement I didn’t want any how to vooot cards. Imimediately had Labour and Greeen ans Teal fuckers shoving shit in my face. 

Ticked one nation 1 and labour and the greens last. Won’t make a lick of difference. Liberals fucked this  one up. They should been hardline anti immigration to fix housing and hardline anti climate change to fix energy and hardline anti Voice. Instead  they tip toed and acted like cowards. Now they will loose and we will get 4 more years of Albo. God help  us. We will be Canada by 2029. 

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My Dad played rugby union and loved it. Wanted me to be a star player. Don’t get me wrong it’s a good game but wasn’t for me. Can’t watch it along any sports ball outside state of origin while getting properly hammered. 

Actually a bit pissed Hurling never took off in Australia. That actually could have Kino beyond belief.

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i did an out of town vote and told the guy I was voting informally so he did the paperwork and put my blank forms in the envelope with my name on it and i put it in the slot. 

this is my true story.





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Wait wut ? What type of  wizardry retardation  this ? Is this  like absentee voting ?  So you go there to get your name ticked off so you don’t get a fine and then get your vote thrown in the bin ? Fucks sake at lest give Pauline a vooot cunt. This was a tight one.  We didn’t need any of that bullshit.




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You had to go there and peak over the booth and copy the guy next to you because you can’t form original thoughts because you don’t have a soul. You are a mimic.  You can only copy someone else or shit on things.


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Stanners is so fucking retarded he would forget to breathe if he didn’t see other people doing it.  Maybe we have all been to hard on the shot sizzler. Maybe he is not evil and just extremely low IQ… that  also would explain the windows 7.










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