/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

I feel only despair.

 >>/877289/
Many such cases lol.

>>/Ausneets/877291/
How? ! 

badly need to shit

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ling ling 

henlo? 

arcohor derivery at front door

I put my cock away too quickly and let out a big squirt of piss into my cumdies.

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 >>/877290/
> this thread

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Trump needs to make this about technological society and its future

Made noodle cup. Will consume then poo.

>>/877302/
> noodle cup
Oriental flavour?

No more reddit memes pls

 >>/877303/
Hot & Spicy

>>/Ausneets/877291/
How? 

They need to double the size of the red flavour dirt packet. I presume that is where the hot flavour is stored.

Went to the fishmonger. Got some gar. Just fried a couple fillets and found out they dont know how to prep. Bits of scales and bones through it.

 >>/877307/
Maybe it's concentrate.

I enjoyed those last few posts, thank you.

 >>/877308/
> Got some gar
Price per kilo? That stuff is worth more than gold.

> Bits of scales and bones through it
Disappointing. You should tell them you weren't happy.

Apparently an Australian won the Hungarian Formula 1 Grand Prix.

>>/Ausneets/877310/
You're welcome.

I have put the towels on the line. I hope they will dry by the end of the day. Cutting it close.

 >>/877311/
I think $26.
I got 6.

 >>/877315/
> $26
That is very cheap.

That other thread needs to be taken to the vet and put to sleep.

 >>/877308/
Gar will almost certainly have bones. They can’t fillet too deep or there will be no meat left. Scales are another matter.

 >>/877317/
It reeks of Weber.

 >>/877312/
A rich man’s sport. Hard to identify with any of the drivers.

Went to shit midway through my edging session. I was holding my cock upwards because I was fully erect. I somehow pissed as the poo came out. Got piss fucking everywhere.

At the commune NEETs will be forced to shit outside and be hosed down until they prove themselves worthy of using a toilet.

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>>/877321/

 >>/877321/
> I was holding my cock upwards
You need to push it down and keep it trapped under the toilet seat.

 >>/877323/
I thought I was cumming at first. It was a fucking weird feeling.

 >>/877324/
There isn't enough room.

Nuro sank to his knees in the night saying pray's by the steet-light, once.

>>/Ausneets/877326/
Large member?

 >>/877328/
He'll end up the same way as Coolio. He is about the same age Coolio was.

 >>/877328/
all the little neeties want to be like him

rape

 >>/877332/
two please

I need to have a shower but I can't stop shitting. On my seventh so far. Why the fuck does this happen? I won't shit for a few days and then I'm like a fire hose.

>>/877334/
bear perhaps?

 >>/877318/
I'm fine with those little feather ones, these were the harder ones that connect to the fins.
Nice fish though. Had it with salt and a bit of lemon juice.

>>/877298/
>>/877319/

>>/877321/
lol

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Took me a couple of weeks, but I found it again..

 >>/877339/
What is the lore behind this? I still have it saved for some reason. I see weber is one of their clients?

 >>/877339/
don't know what this is but i know kino when i see it. nicholas is my favourite

 >>/877340/
I think their CEO or MD tried connecting with Weber on LinkedIn and Weber found the video on their website and posted it here for everybody to enjoy.

 >>/877339/
We need to make something similar for UMMPTY

 >>/877339/
Robert wouldn't show his last name. Not a team player.

 >>/877344/
'Robert' is probably his white country name too

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>>/877344/

 >>/877345/
Bobby Wang

 >>/877339/
That han chinees man is probably shitting rocks that his CCP handler will use this on him at his next evaluation.

drinking rum

>>/877339/
Boomer squad.

I did another cleaning session. Sweating again.
Too fat to function.

 >>/877347/
The top cocks.

Whatching those.. things.. walking around lizbef

>>/877355/
niggers?

 >>/877357/
trust us to light a fire in the drive way so the beer truck can't get in

Shat on the wagies, back in action.

 >>/877357/
Imagine if the commune was actually a cyberspace hallucination like a shit tier Matrix where everything is uncanny like in this pic

 >>/877360/
With Monk as the dev

 >>/877357/
We have all lost a lot of weight.

 >>/877355/
> things
Indians?

 >>/877360/
a psychic party you attend in your sleep every night, but when you wake up you can't remember the dream but you're melancholy because you know you were somewhere better

A NEET called Cow a thing once.

 >>/877364/
That's how I feel after a night at Possum's.
My arse is melancholic.

 >>/877363/
we only use slurs around these parts, buddy

Longing for a time long ago when the gape sealed, but it was worth the damage.

did some tidying
earned a second rum

 >>/877368/
Bill has a tube of gape sealer

I hate that powerades are now all ION4. It's watered down.

 >>/877359/
What does that mean NEET?

 >>/877370/
Easier to just get an inch wide grommit now.

 >>/877366/
His cooking is terrible.

 >>/877371/
I get the Maximus 1 litre ones from the supermarket. They have a sugar-free blue one, although I am quite partial to red.

 >>/877374/
It is not. Possum can cook well. He just doesn't share.

 >>/877374/
He knows better than to offer me legumes. I'll only flick beans, I wont eat them.

 >>/877375/
They are quite good. I dont like gatorade.

https://olympics.com/en/paris-2024/schedule/shooting
We need a Womboflix stream of some of the good sports during the Olympics.

 >>/877379/
I wonder if the air rifle girl is competing this year.

 >>/877380/
Katarina? I don't think so. Or at least the SSAA hasn't mentioned her in their propaganda.
The UK girl (Seonaid) is alright to look at.

 >>/877334/
Your arse is very troublesome. Get it under control!

I am surrounded by the elderly here. All the neighbours. Ambulances, nursing service hatchback visits. Weak old voices floating in from the street.
I feel surrounded by death.

 >>/877383/
Could be a lot worse.

 >>/877381/
The Hungarian one doesn't look very friendly.

 >>/877382/
It's passed his best before date.

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 >>/877351/
wish I was you

need to stop reading about politics, do something productive

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 >>/877385/
they're just a bit weird

 >>/877388/
I am glad I sold my shares in your factory. That is all I'm going to say.

>>/877389/
Yikes.

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 >>/877364/
Technology makes reality a nightmare, read Industrial Society

 >>/877391/
If I was the coach they'd be getting that shit out of their noses and ditching the hair dye.

 >>/877392/
Books are a form of technology

 >>/877393/
You would get taken to the human rights tribunal and lose your job.

 >>/877395/
I'll let Big Fella adjudicate on this.

*upsets a female shooter while she's on her rags*
*gets shot in the back*

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 >>/877394/
and libraries are gulags, whats your point?

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Womboflix movies this weekend will be the ww2 espionage movie Operation Crossbow (1965) and the historical horror movie A Field In England (2013)

>>/877399/
interesting

>>/877398/
Good lines?

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ready

https://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/in-sydney-s-little-india-raj-has-to-close-his-food-cart-by-7pm-or-face-council-s-wrath-20240709-p5jsc9.html

Imagine the rubbish

Three dollars pocket change, couldn't even get two dim sims. Fucked up economy

>>/877402/
Looking good.

>>/Ausneets/877401/
I'm deep on retards.

 >>/877399/
Golden age kino action and some Intellectual Souffle ?

 >>/877404/
Dim sims are upmarket food now, didnt you hear? Too good for (You) apparently.

$40 for a 8kilo cylinder of LPG here.

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>>/877339/

> ^ausneets/877410@877290
stapler is normie tool

 >>/877403/
> go to country with highest living standards
> undermine living standards to make money
> get told to fuck off
> break law
> cry about racism

agarn tap

 >>/877410/
Well bantered.

having another rum
earned it

 >>/877415/
> earned it
You need an impartial outside judge to determine that.

 >>/877416/
He's still adjudicating on the girls' nose rings and hair dye.

>>/877415/
just feel right?

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this is a meme from /brit/ (formerly brit/pol/) it deals with the complex emotions associated with going to work. it is from a broader meme category known as "toil hoomers" all of which came from 8brit as far as i can remember

 >>/877418/
I actually cleaned up some mess that was causing my serious mental distress.

 >>/877419/
An interesting cultural artifact.

 >>/877420/
Is there much mess still to clean?

 >>/877422/
A bit. Should finish it tonight.

877423@877290
Excellent.

 >>/877419/
Trifecror of normie, zoomer and brainrot

 >>/877399/
Field in England is an excellent film.

Brainrot unopened will last in the fridge for about a month if you grab the packets at the back of the supermarket fridge

 >>/877427/
This isn't funny.

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this is fucked

6000 people without support coordinators due to the ndia price freeze.
Theyre acting like $100+ per hour for basic budgetting and consulting isn't enough.

 >>/877430/
Take a page out of Cat's  >>/877429/ book.

 >>/877430/
I will sit in a bowling place looking at my phone for $99 an hour, fuck these guys, I'll undercut them.

 >>/877430/
> Theyre acting like $100+ per hour for basic budgetting and consulting isn't enough
I think you're forgetting preparing eggs on crumpets

the fire and fury of the filipino immigrant herder

https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/kings-guard-horse-bites-tourist-so-hard-she-faints/news-story/86f9676e50d253223c94ad34a1878604

877429@877290
cruel and unusual punishment

>>/877435/
FOR ENGLAND!

 >>/877437/
Reckon the horse got an extra pint of beer and an extra carrot that night.

> ^osneets/877430@877290
NDIS needs to die
T.jp skelli

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Thinking of growing a jd vance style beard.

 >>/877440/
you can't even grow pubes

GregO has faild us, he only used one layer of paper towel to heat a pie up in the microwave, then he wondered why it wasn't cooked.

 >>/877442/
He's a mong, and not the good kind.

 >>/877440/
It would suit you.

 >>/877435/
I don't know where the queen found biting horses but the warning sign clearly says that the horses bite.

 >>/877445/
They're war horses. They're trained to fuck people up.

 >>/877446/
Tiffin will use highly trained Possums in his elite force to protect the commune.

Has biden actually been seen in public recently? He announced his withdrawal on twitter.

 >>/877447/
we need WAR POSSUMS to fight them. Giant possums, bred for size, so an executive can ride them into battle

 >>/877448/
not public-public since the debate
pretty weak quitting on shitter

 >>/877450/
some of the ones in the Adelaide parklands are the size of a labrador

 >>/877446/
equine oral offensive

 >>/877449/
That's a lot of popcorn NEET

>>/877449/
would look really good

 >>/877449/
Well beaned.

 >>/877451/
> pretty weak quitting on shitter
He may just say fuck it all and do nothing for the next 3 months.
May also get turfed under the 25th Amendment.

 >>/877451/
He is an old broken-down pile of crap. Trump broke the man.

 >>/877457/
Kamala Harris invoking the 25th ammendment on Biden now would be a real girl boss power move.

 >>/877458/
> He is an old broken-down pile of crap. 
iktf

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maybe watch this

 >>/877459/
hopefully he publicly calls her a nigger or something on his way out

 >>/877462/
He would have my respect if he did that.

>>/877449/
Good sloppa.

 >>/877454/
 >>/877455/
 >>/877456/
basic pilot recipie has run out. Making alot of something else tomorrow.

 >>/877463/
The news meltdown would be spectacular

>>/877435/
lol

 >>/877443/
He'll be disappointed when he reads this.

What Happens if You STOP Using Your Cell Phone Before Bed for 14 Days
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=CozZ1Rcm55E
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CozZ1Rcm55E
> The blue light suppresses your melatonin level so exposed to it before going to sleep will prevent you falling asleep and/or have a good night rest

 >>/877461/
Speaking of Dustbin Hoofman, we should watch Sleepers and Rain Man.

 >>/877449/
Looks good, but where the is the tray?

garn cooka sloppa

>>/877469/
Ithey TwinkTok.

https://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/hero-father-identified-after-sydney-train-tragedy-20240722-p5jvjm.html

Pajeet cannot escape the train anywhere

 >>/877473/
They have not factored in how a bedtime wank helps a NEET sleep.

>>/877475/
 カ

 >>/877474/
They are like moths to a flame.

 >>/877469/
WELL YEAH WHAT IF YOU REDSHIFT YOUR SCREEN ? HUH ?

My neck is killing me because I got gooned the other night and slept in a strange position while passed out

>>/877479/
Goon tax.

 >>/877479/
You will need to get on the goon again and reverse the sleeping position to feel better.

>>/Ausneets/877478/
Cringe.

>>/877479/
Kek.

beef mince frying up with some garlic, olive oil, chili flakes

>>/877481/
Smart.

 >>/877479/
Many such cases. I slept so heavily on my arm once it was numb all morning.

 >>/877484/
Bachelor chow.

 >>/877487/
> chow
I have never liked this word.

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 >>/877488/
I am sorry for offending you with it. I can't do anything right.

 >>/877489/
Calm down, NEET. You weren't to know. It doesn't offend me, it just gives me the ick.

Coles own brand passionfruit softdrink is Kirk's Pasito, I think.

Chow is a form of cuisine. Its crispy factor 5 and scoville 9 usually

 >>/877487/
I've since added tomato paste, buckwheat, red kidney beans, cannelini beans, black beans, bay leaves, oregano, salt,

 >>/877493/
canned beans are stodge

 >>/877494/
Relentless negativity. Control yourself please.

Not going to use my phone in bed tonight. Also all the light globes in my room are blown. 
Just going to put the phone out of reach and head into the land of nod. Should be easy given I slept like 2 hours last night

>>/877496/
Good luck NEET.

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DRIED BEANS NEETS RISE UP

>>/877499/
Hot!

4 episodes of Law & Order on tonight, Cruisedog.

 >>/877501/
He should time the ad breaks to squirt.

 >>/877493/
That sounds nice.

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>>/877502/

>>/877502/
>>/877503/

http:

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>>/877506/

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>>/877506/

 >>/877465/
It had BEANS, that's all that really matters.

 >>/877510/
Beans are the future.

ausetts/8775@@877290
very annoying ukulele

 >>/877512/
there is no ukulele in that song, NEET

 >>/877490/
> ick
You did that on purpose

 >>/877509/
not a comfy post

 >>/877501/
I watch it on stan

Or netflix or whatever it is.

 >>/877515/
The nazi chud I was replying to needs to see that actions have consequences.

Wage gave me a headache. Garn choof but probably dont need it.

 >>/877509/
Oh man imagine the cops coming in while you're on discord 

 >>/877518/
I just like esoteric health memes nigger

>>/877510/
SILENCE CANNED BEAN PEON

>>/877519/
Is your arse under control yet?

 >>/877522/
Yeah. Blood was only momentary.

https://www.noticer.news/one-in-five-australians-disabled-autism-increasing/
> A record 21.4% of Australians are disabled and autism is up 41.8%, disturbing new figures show
kek

 >>/877518/
consequences abound, don't go there

>>/877514/
little bit

 >>/877525/
going to watch tv

 >>/877527/
Maybe there's something comfy on

Joe Biden is dead

>>/877529/
Proofs?

>>/877530/
I made it up

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Law and Order

> ^osneets/877533@877290
Twitsies look interested.

>>/877533/
Good haul.

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Night.

 >>/877529/
you might actually be right

Very productive coding session at the library today. Going to try for a session every day until I've got my shit together. This is working well.

 >>/877538/
How many hours? 
What did you get done on your web scraper?

 >>/877538/
Well done, sounds like you now have a good system in place.

>>/Ausneets/877536/
Good night Pidge. xx

 >>/877534/
They were 'Reduced to Clear', just like the Pringies.

 >>/877535/
Cheers

> ^ausneets/877538@877290
Good work NET.

Big mother fucker huntsman on the bin that only because visible when I put it on the street due to the street light
Took off all my clothes to double check and I'm safe

 >>/877544/
> I'm safe
It could have crawled up your bum and you would still be safe. They're harmless.

LibraryNEET never responds

 >>/877539/
I'll never be completely done with it, always new ideas to add, but it's working well
 >>/877540/
A system I can trust

 >>/877544/
it's winter, the fuckers aren't supposed to be around

 >>/877546/
His replies are overdue and attracting late fees.

 >>/877549/
Well bantered.

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what sort of fitness standards does a person need to join the australian army these days?

sleepy, listeing to youtube videos on history again

Might be nordy tomorrow

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Farken whoite dog carnt

Making croutons because nothing elese to do with my life :)

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A better person would tip the rest down the sink. A better person.

 >>/877556/
Is that you NEET?

Found a couple of croutons in my undies.

 >>/877544/
Did you check your cavity?

>>/877549/
Heh

morngin neets

>>/877561/
Morning.

where's the best place to find fresh pepes neets?

 >>/877564/
Under Weber's floorboards. He has so many fine frog pics, he doesn't notice how many fall through the cracks.

>>/877561/
>>/877563/
Good morning NEETs.

>>/877564/
>>>/ausneets/

 >>/877565/
He hasn't been happy with you eating all his snacks.

Apparently Biden hasn't been seen in the past 5 days.

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>>/Ausneets/877462/
He gets out strong.

>>/Ausneets/877569/
He's dead.

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Good Morning NEETs

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 >>/877571/
We keep on riding though.

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>>/877572/

 >>/877572/
Good morning nuro. Do you have any new information on the trump assassination attempt or biden's disappearance?

/g/ is full of Indians

 >>/877577/
I commented on an video about some Indian math faggots on YouTube when I got out of bed.
> "india #1 poo in the street"

 >>/877576/
there was literally no media coverage thismorning on abc because someone used "nasty words" in the hearing 

owen on the war room is breaking the hearing down live right now.

If I walked into his shop and he was watching Infowars I'd turn 720 and walk out.

Possum taught me how to krump

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jDGGTDtc3ww

 >>/877554/
in every place I ever stayed I policed up loose rocks around my area so boongs have nothing. Those cunts will cuck rocks at you in mobs. TBD

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vEkLy7A37T0

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mRniKsa5kls

>>/877572/
kek

 >>/877582/
This tickles my KKK funny bone

https://www.news.com.au/sport/olympics/australias-paris-olympics-outfit-roasted-in-viral-social-media-post/news-story/5922ad55a8512e267d98267c0e3eb199
these ungrateful parasites live a life of luxury, leisure, and international travel on government funding and have the gall to criticise the uniform
they'll get to the olympics and fail to win a medal and spend their time fucking niggers

>>/877588/
Guttersnipe rind

>>/Ausneets/877553/
You better not be.

>>/ausneets/877589@877290
Am not.

>>/877588/
Those skirts look good NGL

@Weber

Big winds coming your way.

 >>/877593/
They would suit you.

 >>/877592/
Anyone would be woed by stupid work uniform

>>/877596/
Oh?

 >>/877598/
Do you know the meaning of guttersnipe?

 >>/877596/
He will need some charcoal tablets.

 >>/877594/
Ghost of Cloggers Past

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 >>/877590/
drinking 1.5 litres of red softdrink now in preparation
already done a couple of warm-up shidposts

http://www.news.com.u/nostical/suth-ustralia/farmer-admits- leaving-sex-keyth-livestock/news-story/f1d6f40b40c544ka9034b

http:///www.dellymail.co.uk/health/article-136609599/Hor-extreme-eater-disters-livestream.html

>>/877605/
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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>>/877608/

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Who didn't understand

 >>/877610/
I was called a guttersnipe, which is another word for street urchin.

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Sit-ups and lemons for morning tea.

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the other side of the anorexia coin i suppose