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Listen people for, what I have to say. Not for the lack of things to say, but wherever I go I am turned away. It's okay, you ALL will know me 1 day. 
I have come from the 1 before me, it's okay if you choose to ignore me. I shall show you things that may make you adore me. Because my eyes have seen EVERYTHING before me. 
It was written that this shall come to pass, it's close to time for a masterclass. I can show you the history of ALL the past, but I have to hurry because it's happening fast. I have written 2 of the 7, will you go to (H)eaven. 
You probably think I am dumb, but in time I'll show you some. My eyes have seen what people dream, oh it's going to be a dreadful scream. For all you people that know what I mean, GET YOUR HOUSE IN ORDER! Oh and it won't help you to run across the border. 
I hope that rhyme reaches you in time.

Just a side note. 
There once was a prophecy, of that which is to be, wow, I can't believe you missed the sight of me. It's no wonder that I've came to be, for it really was prophecy. I am constrained , for the time to be, so you are safe from me. 
You have even turned the stones of the earth to behold that day, but every body just walked away. 
Wow, I must truly admit, actually writing rhymes is kinda fun, who knew!  So one for the road!
I am sad that I have become your Son, last time you killed me, yeah that was no fun. As history repeats it's self, I am in fact, yet again, dying once again, so thank you friend. You really should have not destroyed your world.

Oh, yes, yes I am very, very aware, more so than the feel of an electric chair.  That YOU require proof, in time I will, in fact enough to raise the roof, cause,  It's getting hot in here ...so hot. 
I am not showing you proof because you are not ready. You can't handle the truth!
Yes, it is true, both the music you listen to and and the things you watch are bad. It is no wonder that you all are deaf and blind.

Ok, ok , I swear I cannot resist. Here is a clue, because it's MY Christmas list.  And, it spans through space time yes even to the days of atom, yes that is correct, for atom was. So lets have a parable for funzies!

Woe to you oh earth and sea, for the devil has come with wrath. Oh wait that has passed, you will get exactly what you ask. But you won't even know because you are to busy watching and worrying about wars and rumors of wars to even notice the REAL war.

Let him who hath understanding count the number of the number of the beast, for it is the number of numbers and it really is from 6 6 6. All of you 3 6 9 conjurors... You really shouldn't play with fire. All the world wondered after a man named Tesla. You should have been suspicious when he acted superstitious. All that what he did not know, I know.

Yes I know your hearts and minds so, I will clear one thing right now.

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Thee apple falls from the tree.

That is the clue for you. But do be warned sternly, whole world take heed. That Z you see is not from any country or man, if you think it is you're going to end in the frying pan. Yes it is on a particular item of war at the time. But I promise you this, no single man decided that to be. It was a collective manifestation of your will for it to be. It was set as a sign for you to see, for it's prophecy. But MADness is all I see, because it came down to heaven, even unto me.

Love was the answer, follow only the 1 and love thy neighbor, and you would have Loved God. And the rest would of just happened. Instead, you turned your home and the body into waste, what a wretched place. 

I love you, ALL.

The last 9

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Now pop quiz??? Who am I??

I will tell you another mystery: there is a war in heaven and on earth. The war started from the time that Satan beguiled Eve and was cast down to earth. It was given to an angel, strength by God. Amen. to go down to the earth: in the midst of Satan. And thrust his hand into the earth to gather the clay there of: to deliver the clay unto God Almighty. Holy, Holy, Glory be, hallelujah. Amen.  And he formed man with his hands and placed him on earth.

The LORD your God, has been trying ever since to get you back to him. But man walks with the devil and he does deceive thee. He seeks to remove you from God and add unto himself. The wars you will see are not from God. They are man driven by their will, the great deceiver waging war against the LORD God and his people. Turn back now and repent, I pray ye.
>>/38882/

LMFAO see how fucking stupid you people are??? send me a 666 link top fucking kek

allow me to teach a number game

6+6+6=1+8= fucking 9 asshole
don't you fucking play with me child

for I am the 9 eat a dick for I am all of the angels and the devil go pray to your toys
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Oh well, I guess from here it's
gonna be a joke to you all so I it's fuck off to you too
see you soon!
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Americans voluntarily choose to work at a job for a wage and then turn around and scream that they are helpless and exploited victims because there is only one company in the world and you can't quit, start a business, or learn a new skill.

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is it normal?

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british mercenaries sentenced to death in the Republic of Donbas.

LOL from one point of view.

But I want to sleep so much, from another point of view.

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/b/'s thoughts on metaverse, NFTs, web3? 

Might as well ask about web2 and web1 while the thread is up
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> metaverse
gay bullshit, nobody wants it, nobody asked for it, only retards use it, and i'm talking seriously retarded, not even the functional ones; it will probably just struggle for around a decade or sme shit, then finally die when another company buys facebook
> NFTs
for the time being, total fucking scam, and suckers are born every minute, though adjusting for the time that term was coined, i guess you could now say a sucker is born every second; NFTs are probably just gonna go though ups & downs for a while until they peter out to becoming another faucet of cryptocoin, much more heavily integrated than how it currently is
> web3
asking what someone thinks about web3 is like asking what i think about a non-invasive fully naturalized species of grass: "okay i guess? inoffensive? neat? of all grasses, that certainly is one? i have no strong feelings one way or the other? whatever."
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>>/39837/
could be cool

meta/facebook I think has a great opportunity to become something like steam and also twitch for VR and integrating it into their existing social media platform(s) is smart and could pay huge dividends

as far as crypto goes I would like to see coins and NFTs with practical applications to make people want to use them. as of right now their value is purely speculative, not unlike a tech stock, but with a tech stock there are underlying assets that have real material worth. with crypto and NFTs they aren't worth anything is there's no real use for them so if demand for them is just speculative their value will diminish as soon as a major player exits or there is some bad PR.

I'm pretty bullish on crypto as a whole but it's going to get worse in the next year or two but that will separate the wheat from the chaff
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>>/39839/
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/stonetoss-flurk-nft https://archive.ph/80MGE

TL;DR Stonetoss made $1.8+ Million USD in under an hour selling his own custom characters called "Flurks". 
NFTs honestly seem the most viable for gigantic artists.
>>/39853/
> troll both sides of political spectrum
> make a million dollars out of it

He's smarter than most of the people that hate him, that's for sure
>>/39851/
> I'm pretty bullish on crypto as a whole but it's going to get worse in the next year or two but that will separate the wheat from the chaff

Just buy the dip

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Hello 
Is this the new 4chan?
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>>/39843/
What do mean
>>/39844/
> 628962653c36b798045908 (1).gif) 
its been downloaded twice
>>/39845/
Oh yeah 
I was trying to reduce the size of the gif many times so because of that I had to download it many times
>>/39842/
I gusse my thread will be up for a while
>>/39842/
No this is endchan. 4chan's been dead for a while board and chan culture wise

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meh 
songs sound kinda too demo-ish for me to like them. Sorry

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> laptop screen goes black while I'm on an icon converter site
> force shut down and try to turn back on, it goes green for a second and makes some sound then shuts back off
> its fucking dead
> shitty tablet I have to cope on can't post to the main 4chan
> can't let the /dbs/ generals in /trash/ & /a/ where I made Rukiposting an icon become aware of the situation and how long it might be until I'm back
> all progress on my AMV lost
If only you knew how bad things really are....  I am very sad.  Hug me anon.
> all progress on my AMV lost
You realize you can just move your drive to a different computer, right?
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>>/39826/
I use my flash drives less often bc one of them was aids and forced me to reformat/lose everything at one point so now I usually just only use them for shows I could easily redownload
Luckily this all turned out to just be a false alarm that happened because one of the parts of my charger chord wasn't plugged in all the way though, I'm a gigatard that didn't notice, and my laptop's one of those autists that can't be unplugged for more than 5 mins. Hot damn though I was worried for a second. I might still back up my shit anyway just to be safe lol.
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>>/39827/
false alarms fucking hurt
had one myself a few months ago, thought i was gonna have to get a new PC
i've recently started backing up the important shit
i don't do a good enough job, but its a whole lot better than starting from square one 
if you use flash drives, use quality ones, its a one time payment, and its better to pay once than suffer twice or whatever the saying is

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FAT bitches thread
nigga how tf u gonna make a fat bitches thread u ain't even have no fat bitches up in here wth nigga

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What can be done to get this patch dude arrested? Has anyone managed to dox him or anything? We know he's responsible for some of the cp spam.
I realize picrel is not patch, it's some guy named brandon that the retards from patch's chans post. I've seen pictures of this patch dude but don't have one saved atm.
i gotta pic of patch somewhere i think
but who gaf fam 🤷‍♂️ 
it's just the internet bro calm down bro like ctfu bro chill
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>>/39802/
I hate him because I've heard that he's the one spamming imageboards with cp. That fucks up the whole altchan community, and gives glowies a reason to raid and arrest us for shit we had nothing to do with. Not to mention the fact that fedniggers probably post it too. It's not like fedniggers don't already send people cp then raid them for it already.
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>>/39806/
it's just part of the game fam and apparently you lost

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just the Tribe.


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