/b/ - Random

how many people do you know who have died after taking the covid vaccine?

I posted a lot of pictures of my step mom's ass on chan, did the hackers stole that too?

> be me 
> brain rotting from boredom  
> refreshing thread every 10 seconds to find something interesting 
> nothing

Anons drop something crazy. I want brain damage.
Literally anything - Drop your most problematic, crazy, canceled-tier opinion, the kind that’d get you banned anywhere else. Dump your rage on your enemy or something. Drop gore or cursed images.

Otk hush money edition

> be 12
> sit alone at home
> decide I need a mission something fun
> grab fishing rod, go to some crusty-ass pond in a park
> signs say “no fishing”
> start fishing like I own the place. 
> old people complaining “YOU CAN’T FISH HERE!!”
> lol ok grandma
> catch a lot of fish anyway thow’em in a trash bag like trophies
> janitor squad comes from nowhere
> “Do you think fishing is allowed here?”
> sure thing officer mop
> mission complete tho
> go home with my fish bag
> don’t eat them
> don’t clean them
> dump ’em in a pot just let them rot
> few days later: fish are perfect
> put them in a bag, tie it up head to public waterpark
> walk into waterpark like nothing’s wrong
> go straight for the baby’s pool
> no hesitation
> cover yourself and throw the fish of the bag inside
> dead fish, smell, screaming children
> lifeguard walks in like he’s saving someones life
> get kicked out
> That was fun tho. Cool memory

> went to get my hair trimmed
> the woman cutting my hair was heavy set
> mfw into that
> the occasionally her belly pushed up against me
> fighting the erect the whole time
> pull on my abdomen 
> almost passed out
> the whole time was a struggle waiting for this torment to end
> luckily the cover apron didnt show my struggle


Why does god do this shit to me STOP FUCKING TEASING ME FFS ITS NOT FUNNY

tread #7

Push Ups Supremacy, let's get going b/ros. For the last two digits, do that many push ups before doing anything else, doubles? Apply the next number on the left, alternatively. Try the deck of pain, you pick out two cards from a deck and do that many push ups, doubles double the number, jokers triple number before or after it, double jokers? quadruple the numbers for the card you pull out next. Simple as. The person who can do more push ups is clearly superior than the one that does less.

ejijda this is a test

Naked dead bodies pls :3
The story behind them would be nice too!