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Uhh thats cool anyways here's something no newfag understands

Once upon a time, down by the equator
Was a bird so absurd, an annihilator
Ten feet tall, with a beak like an axe
It always traveled alone, never hunted in packs
With a neck held high, he could spot his next feast
Banging his head, till the beast was deceased
South America was isolated all on its own
The place where terror birds made their home NO
Smilodon to compete for a snack
Just fields of sloth for them to attack
It comes - Titanis the Terror Bird
Run, Run for your life
It hunts for survival
No one's its Rival
After a million years continents they did drift
As they came together, the ground it did lift
Volcanoes, spewing fire in the sky
The isthmus was formed, and now you know why
Species from the north, and the south they ran
The Great American interchange began
Terror birds are running north moving their feet
With smilodon, and other foes to meet
This time around they're not hunting alone
As predators compete for the throne
It comes - Titanis the Terror Bird
Run, Run for your life
It hunts for survival
Now it has Rivals
Run, Run for your life
Your life's on the line
For the first time
Titanis on his way to mexico
Looking for something to eat
He spies a tasty mixotoxodon
It's time to eat meat
He's gotta run, he's gotta feast
He's gonna show you who is the beast
It's the thrill of the chase
Raining down terror all over the place
And the dire wolves smelled the meat
And they were thinking they wanted to eat
Well they circled around the beast they had found
Ready to fight for their meal tonight
Run, Run for your life
It hunts for survival
Now it has Rivals
Rivals
Rivals




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What is going on with the world?
"Emotional Cheating", "Emotional Incest".
Since when did people start using words like this?
Its sex-negativity and paranoia. Its victorian-puritanism
all over again. Were turning the clock back to the past
where people are paranoid and are forced to wear chasity belts.
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> be riding on muh motorcycle at night 
> see two retards tryna rape some girl
> (me) "stand back, foul creatures!" I say this while holding my gun
> (girl) "it's zone fighter!"
> (me) "yeah, that's my name. Don't wear it out."
> I shoot retard number one
> I shoot retard number two
> (girl)"thank you, zone fighter! I love you!"
> (me) "nobody loves, darling. We just survive." Pushes off of her and rides off

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I want to publish a book (online and offline) that has very bright thoughts but has also strong controversial sentences.
Who could I contact to review the book before publishing?
I wanted to send it to CIA for review but it seems their website requires javascript to send information.
If not CIA, then who?
The book would be mostly published in the US, it's in English.
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 >>/73923/
Crazyness?? I'm the definition of a vanillacel and I NEED a James Madison bodypillow
Last night I was fucking gloomy cause it was so cold and i have no moid to hold. And James Madison is the most adorable little thing in the world

 >>/73947/
There is nothing wrong with 
having a James Madison body pillow.
But it's a bit crazy, 
just as it is crazy that I have a dana taranova body pillow.
but yeah a body pillow is great.
Now I sleep every night next to one of the most beautiful girls in existence, holding her in my arms.
no arguing and complaining, just love.

your r9k flavored posting persona is getting boring to see everywhere. in any case of seriousness, I'd throw this equally cringe r9k guy your way that I'm in contact with if it meant not having to see bad threads being made everywhere



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