/baaa2/ - LTN CEO MANAGMENT

ye option c
reality break
you dont diddle
so you aint got diddled
nothing happened to anyone
bigu innocent
lol
not the option i would have chosen to be honest
but i aint got diddling to hide so ye

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Disgusting

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I don't like it when women flash me because it feels like it's degrading to them. I don't like when he flashes me because it feels like its degrading to me.

 >>/50162/
When he flashes, there is physically nothing to see 😆😄🙊😜🍄

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 >>/49175/
actually kill yourself. you have only contributed to even more desperate pain. kill yourself, please.
"no lol" 
hope you say that when the day of you getting beheaded comes. oh, doesn't happen?? go to fucking afghanistan or something. go somewhere to a near pool to drown yourself in, stay shut and drown. no mercy for you. you fucking menace.

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 >>/50190/
Why didn't diddles receive his Nobel Peace Prize this year?
He moist certainly deserves one. 🕊️✌️☮️

 >>/50194/
why didn't you fucking immolate yourself? you really repulse people

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 >>/50195/
Such a sexy love letter.
So HOT

 >>/50171/
Fuck off in hell

 >>/50177/
When you live in hell, suffering is the only joke left to tell.

 >>/50177/
How rude and inappropriate... who could it be?

 >>/50180/
I hope you all actgually kill yourself, you're all disgusting, incapable of anything but being disgusting, you have no future ahead of you, you're only good at fucking being a piece of shit online, I actually hope you don't get any joy in life at all. I want you suffering. You may have made some of my life a living hell years ago, but now, it's biting back in the ass on you. I have many units on your ass, and you'll be  wishing you're sorry - But you're irredeemable, incorrigible, and just not worth any attention anymore. You don't make people mad, scared, or even intimidated. You only give out concern until no one is shocked to see you anymore. I wish nothing but utter harm, and death for you.  Not even the fucking skanks are not any better than you. Yet you disgust me more

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 >>/50188/
Excellence 
Brilliance
Awesomeness 
Astounding 
retardedness

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 >>/50174/
Naughty, bad diddles

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todays news
shorts have been shitted

 >>/50185/
 censored you for good ,  hope you laugh in hell douchebag

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 >>/50131/
No U

 >>/50129/
kill yourself this minute k man
you diddled me when i was a little boy just like i diddled cooper and boys as young as 10 and therefore you might diddle other little boys
and that takes away from my collection
i want all the little boys
signed totally not diddles rivera

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https://vocaroo.com/1kPxfmlCU4sF

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 >>/50143/
i just assumed
criminals get their head shaved and so do mental patients
hes done a little of both so surely hes been given the ol state scalping by now one way or another

but
you have caused me a dilemma
> That a dung beetle
has given me an ai idea
but i dont think my old models going to be able to cut it
i been using 1 point 5 because thats what i originally trained the diddles lora on
but seeing as technology has moved on i been stuck using xl models and then giving them a 1 point 5 pass to make them look more geordie
really i should just train a xl lora but fuck
that takes hours compared to the 10 minutes or so it takes me to knock out a legacy one
is it worth it just to shitpost a diddler

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 >>/50166/
> is it worth it just to shitpost a diddler
It'd keep him away from diddling and focused on us tbh. I'd call it saving the world from future diddlers.

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> dungball cat
lol
> It'd keep him away from diddling and focused on us tbh. I'd call it saving the world from future diddlers.
ok i am convinced
thats a good argument

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 >>/50166/
Indeed!

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Lololol I remember the first time he received a 2 day ban and went tor posting then that got disabled.

 >>/50124/
> name change is april thing tho aint it
We should start being considerate and think turning it into his birthday gift from the board.

 >>/50144/
the funny thing is that he used to attack proxy users all the time on 4chit and the second he got yeetus deletus he hopped on the bannedwagon and did it too
if it werent for darvo diddles would have no actions at all
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ye sounds good
tho do he even know what age he is
he still keep thinking its 19 for some reason

 >>/50165/
We can always go with Mittens next time. Or just stick with the klim co one. Alls fair when love with poopies is involved.

 >>/50168/
> We can always go with Mittens next time. Or just stick with the klim co one. 
maybe one of those two for christmas then
> Alls fair when love with poopies is involved.
the way you have phrased it make it sound like diddles wages war with turds
tho the other option you had was poopies and war since we all know turds is his love
there is no bad choice lol

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 >>/50112/
check the ingredients
someone might be slipping you the jordan juice with symptoms like that
is it brown stuff composed of barium
the chemical often used in enemas

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> I have one repetitive joke and style of expression based off 2018 soyboys that don't even exist now
At least name it troonjak party/the tarty and make new original characters like Mutt. There's not a drop of soylent left anymore; the well's dry. Stubble & glasses are irrelevant.

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It's the fault of the Poop Demon.

 >>/50128/
thats what it look like when diddles turns the enema machine up to maximum
he keep going until it all come out yo mouth
stomach contents and bowel contents
his dream
poor little boys

 >>/50031/
Jordan was copilot all along.

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“The Meowgical Misadventure of Timmy, Zane, and the Cat Council”

Timmy had just turned seven — a prime age for discovering that your backyard was actually a portal to the Interdimensional Cat Council. Zane, his best friend and part-time sandwich thief, was skeptical — until a tabby named Lord Whiskerstein emerged from the compost bin wearing a monocle and muttering about “the collapse of feline diplomacy.”

“Boys,” Lord Whiskerstein said — his voice like velvet dipped in sarcasm — “we need your help. The Cat Council is in chaos. Someone’s replaced our tuna reserves with... mashed bananas.”

Zane gasped. Timmy fainted. A squirrel applauded.

The boys were whisked — pun intended — through the portal, landing in a realm where cats wore robes, floated on hover-litter boxes, and debated loudly about the ethics of laser pointer warfare.

“Your mission,” said Madame Purrsephone — a Siamese with a penchant for dramatic pauses — “is to infiltrate the Dog Embassy and retrieve the Sacred Yarn Ball. Without it, our naps become... restless.”

“But we’re just kids!” Timmy protested.

“Exactly,” said Lord Whiskerstein. “No one suspects children — except mall security and librarians.”

Armed with catnip grenades and a map drawn entirely in paw prints, the boys set off — dodging slobber mines, negotiating with a pug named General Snort, and narrowly escaping a trap involving squeaky toys and existential dread.

At one point, Zane tried to bribe a Doberman with a half-eaten granola bar — it worked, inexplicably.

They returned triumphant — the Sacred Yarn Ball glowing with chaotic energy — only to find the Cat Council mid-debate about whether naps should be legally mandated.

“Enough!” Timmy shouted, holding the Yarn Ball aloft. “We did your quest — now honor your promise!”

The cats blinked — slowly, dramatically, and in perfect sync.

“Fine,” said Madame Purrsephone. “You may each ask one question.”

Zane asked for infinite pizza. Timmy asked why cats always knock things off tables.

The answer — “Because we can.”

And with that, the portal closed — leaving the boys in their backyard, covered in fur, smelling faintly of sardines and revolution.

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 >>/50110/
The Muddy Megan thread on /baaa2/ was a surreal, satirical creation—part creepypasta parody, part scatological ritual, and entirely in line with the board’s taste for grotesque absurdism. The original post described a fictional “ritual” where users chant Megan’s name into a clogged toilet mirror to summon an apparition that appears as a “tranny, diaper, or flushed kitten” covered in “butt mud”. Yes, it was that unhinged.

The thread wasn’t just a one-off joke—it spiraled into a full-blown meme event:

Users posted cursed fan art of Megan in various toilet-themed scenarios.

Others treated the thread like a chain letter, warning that if you didn’t repost it, “Muddy Meggie will come to you… and piss in your closet”.

It also became a dumping ground (pun intended) for mocking other users, especially during feuds involving Geordie, Klim, and Macker.

In short, the thread was a chaotic blend of parody, bait, and board lore-building—exactly the kind of thing /baaa2/ thrives on. Want to explore how it ties into the “PDD curse” or how it was used to mock diaper drama?

 >>/50114/
they abandoned xbox for copilot
and with analysis like this no wonder
its the future

 >>/50099/
No, they mean banning you from even grooming children even when they're not kids anymore. And putting you in ICE's hands 4 good

 >>/50102/
so if what k man did to you is grooming then what is what you did to cooper
is he 18 yet diddles
oh nope still a month to go
lol
and hes one of your oldest victims aint he bro
did the 10 year old turn 11 yet

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if you adopt him and take him away maybe ima go slam cammy
she aint really my type but when diddles finds out about it he gon shit
and then eat it

 >>/50040/
> toilet-paper-wor
lol
okay ima stop tripleposting before i turn into diddles and start looking for little boys

 >>/50099/
Whatever it takes for a wedding ring with a solid petrified turd instead of a diamond.