/baaa2/ - Jordan Killed Her Inc

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Historically, the autistic ritual encouraged the PDD infected to fall down a flight of stairs backward holding a night light and a hand mirror, into a darkened basement. As they backfired into the mirror, they were supposed to be able to catch a view of their future target's anus. There was, however, a chance that they would see a belt (or the face of Hector) instead, indicating that they were going to shower before they would have the chance to stalk discord.
In the ritual of today, Muddy Megan allegedly appears to individuals or groups who seethingly invoke her name in an act of Coprophilia. This is done by repeatedly screeching her name into a mirror placed in a semi clogged or flooding toilet. The name must be uttered 13 times on February. The Muddy Megan apparition allegedly appears as a tranny, diaper,  or flushed kitten that can either be into erp, jenk, or other perverted natures, and is often seen covered in butt mud (hence the name). The lore surrounding the hallucinations state that participants may endure the apparition screaming at them, about Klim, brown pounding them, stealing their soiled toilet paper, drinking out the toilet, or demanding attention.

I sacrificed the innocence of my childhood memories to see how Mittens would respond. I may have enabled this retard, but at least it confirms some damning shit. A corroborating source says what Mitten claims is NOT bait. I was hoping I could get this nigger to cope and be anti-contact at the very least and then progress to dropping the pedo shit altogether, but I am too lazy and biased to be a therapist long-term. I cannot gain anything from this guy. He probably will not change.

This thread is for klim and Jordan to go back and forth. You are welcome retards riddled with PDD.

so its been a while
look like we need a dedicated news thread to keep track of all these updates
current list of actives
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC13rt4tCrpKgsMVSyQGmaWA
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpe3yg4NgGoGeP10f2KNV7Q
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPzomeRv2cqB8tdqC57UPaw
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGqPTWBpkdXNe4oN0A1eyHg

https://www.deviantart.com/taultvault
https://www.deviantart.com/michaelinsis
https://www.deviantart.com/twintells
https://www.deviantart.com/dookchook
https://www.deviantart.com/markdellis
https://www.deviantart.com/nethernets

https://aethy.com/@rosesan
https://inkbunny.net/jansnotsure
theres a diddlesky too but i aint remember what that is

k man you aint banned from posting here but try not to shit it up ay try to keep on topic
we need one dedicated thread where people can find diddles info

Entertainment Thread 5
whatever happens happens.

Regardless of what happens, it happens, ai wrote this.

They make sexy art and OCs! I will fuck those!

just raped thylatank ama

Kl1m

OLD THREAD: https://endchan.org/baaa2/res/30764.html

new ai thread to commemorate the day that geordzilla attacked the country of baaapan 2

luckily the beast was driven back into the sea with a barrage of bitter lemons and the support of global strike force endadmin
but legend has it that the beast will rise again to steal unguarded children and poopies

KLIM IS NOW A DRAWFAG

Klim is now drawing for you all, as Jordan Manuel Rivera is his Role Model, Muse, Visionary, and Inspiration.

A huge sincere thank you to Jordan/Yonkers/Macker/Poopcat/Mittens… Klim is now a respected artist, just like him!!!

[ ] “Klim has broken new ground in modernistic art. His genius is finally revealed in just a few strokes. These are destined for prominent galleries in New York, London and Paris. A true masterful original talent” - Paris Match, May 21, 2023

[ ] “Incredible. Awe-inspiring. Absolutely delightful. This will be remembered by generations upon generations of people and will be taught about in history classes thousands of years from now. No one will ever forget this masterpiece. You, Klim, are a true ARTIST!” - Anonymous, 06/13/23

[ ] “Okay in all honesty I kinda dig this, as much as it fucks with my brain” - 11san/XP_Fag, 11/02/23

[ ] "This is unironically good. I've been staring at this for like three minutes straight and I can still come up with new interpretations. Is it a tree? A beautiful woman? A construction site? A field of boulders? A pair of breasts? Birds? This is what art is meant to be. It's meant to leave you thinking on your feet, coming up with your own interpretations of what you're seeing. It isn't meant to be cut and dry, set in stone. This is genuinely one of the greatest pieces of art I've seen in these threads, not even joking" - Anonymous, 07/15/24

Klim is now one of us:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mRe8J4scGtU
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ycw_plHh_oc