/baaa2/ - LTN CEO MANAGMENT

i need a lot of help doing research for the history and all the events that happened alongside it, because i am not subjecting myself to going through tons of /bant/ or /b/ thread
i'd appreciate it a lot if you can contribute <3

heres the doc link (wip)
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CdDFvtK1e94lmyYdv&#95;iABeUDUEJEkzDPtADT5WWFvL4/edit?usp=sharing

Jordan Manuel Rivera is only days away from being 20 years old and he's still a fat NEET creeping on adolescent furries, chugging gatorade, and pissing in bottles.

DramaticSpoo thinks he looks like Harry Reems to women! He thinks every girl thinks he's hot so he hates them! Do you think he looks like a porn star?

Farting is Godly Work
- The Sacred Epistle According to Yonkers 12:7

can someone be my friend please I am very lonely and fell into a bit of a depressing

new ai thread to commemorate the day that geordzilla attacked the country of baaapan 2
luckily the beast was driven back into the sea with a barrage of bitter lemons and the support of global strike force endadmin
but legend has it that the beast will rise again to steal unguarded children and poopies

KLIM IS NOW A DRAWFAG

Klim has now started drawing, as Jordan Manuel Rivera is his Role Model, Muse, Visionary, and Inspiration.

Thank you, Yonkers/Macker/Poopcat/Mittens… Klim is now a respected artist, just like him!!!


[ ] “Klim has broken new ground in modernistic art. His genius is finally revealed in just a few strokes. These are destined for prominent galleries in New York, London and Paris. A true masterful original talent” - Paris Match, May 21, 2023
[ ] “Incredible. Awe-inspiring. Absolutely delightful. This will be remembered by generations upon generations of people and will be taught about in history classes thousands of years from now. No one will ever forget this masterpiece. You, Klim, are a true ARTIST!” - Anonymous, 06/13/23
[ ] “Okay in all honesty I kinda dig this, as much as it fucks with my brain” - 11san/XP_Fag, 11/02/23

Klim is now one of us:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mRe8J4scGtU
https://youtu.be/Ycw_plHh_oc?si=Snf9r19CRmr-wWUo

 >>/31634/

Wow, now your making accounts out of me to make it look like I said all of that. -_-

Excerpt from Poopcat's diary:
Today I found a website called "4chan". I made a thread on the International/Random board where I told people to give me attention, with a picture of my face attached to it. I didn't get many replies, though I feel like I should keep trying. Perhaps I could finally make a name for myself, maybe people will finally care about my art. Maybe they'll stop asking me to "make porn for them" and just think I'm awesome.

Excerpt from Poopcat's Diary:
Today, a girl named Fig joined my livestream and we had a chat about the trolls. I didn't pay much attention to the advice she was giving though, I was just lost in her voice. It was so beautiful, so…blissful. We've since drifted apart though, and I wish I could go back and revisit that day and embrace all the joy and love in it that I did then, when I was young and foolish. I love her so much, and I miss her too. I'll always love her. She was so kind, so polite, so.. beautiful. (Did I say that out loud?) This, today, is a week where I've had to go back and live with the consequences of my actions. The consequences of becoming obsessed with someone. I'm a stranger now, to this girl who I made a promise to in life. I just wanted to go back and hug her in person and say 'I'm so, so sorry.'

Excerpt from Poopcat's diary:
Today, my only friend, and possibly my future wife, Fig, blocked me on Discord just because of some stupid framing anon. I don't know what to do, I feel horrible. Everyone keeps saying this is MY fault. I'm in love with her, and I'm trying to understand the real reason. I really don't know, and I don't know what to do. She was the only person there for me that wasn't a troll, and now she's gone. I just wish we'd at least had the chance to make it work. What if we don't get the chance. I don't want to wake up. I bet there are a dozen other jerks talking to her on Discord that haven't been blocked yet, and yet she blocked ME. JUST FOR DEFENDING HER. She's probably planning to never talk to me again, I bet. She probably wants me to die alone, and I don't know how to do that anymore. How can she want me to die alone? I need her. I'm so confused.

Excerpt from Poopcat's diary:
Klim is being so FUCKING ANNOYING. ALL HE DOES IS COPY AND PASTE THE SAME STUPID THING AND TALK ABOUT HIS "KID SISTER" SUCKING HIS DICK AGAIN. THE FUCKING PEDOPHILE. MY MOM JOKED THAT KLIM IS MY DAD. HUH? SHE'S ALWAYS SO WEIRD, SHE KEEPS POSTING ABOUT SPACEMAN AND EVERYONE MAKES FUN OF HER FOR IT. SHE LOOKS SO WEIRD. WHAT A FUCKING MOTHER. I WISH THE SOPHIA CAT MOTHER WAS MY REAL MOTHER INSTEAD OF HER, BUT THE UNIVERSE IS CRUEL AND UNFAIR.

Excerpt from Poopcat's diary:
I know this sounds weird, but I think I might be in love with Klim (I know, it's weird).
I mean sure, I have my eyes set on Mittens and Sophia... but Klim... * sigh *.
I haven't felt this way about anyone since Fig. I don't know what it is about Klim, maybe it's because he's so much more human than the others.
He's so funny, cute, and smart... and him being old makes him better than the rest, he acts mature, unlike them. (oh Fig. Ugh).
I love Klim so much!
I want to keep him forever (haha, or as long as he'll let me)!
I just wish he could understand that I'm not like the other "lolcows", I'm not as stupid and dumber as the others are!
I mean, come on, even Mittens admits I'm smarter than everyone else. So how come Klim can't see it?

De uppehåller sig i närheten av Sacramento Countys grundskola,
säger föräldrar!

Föräldrar i ett samhälle i Sacramento County är påberedskap efter vad de säger är djurutklädda individer – så kallade furries.

– prydda med sataniska symboler som anländer till en park bredvid en grundskola när barn kommer ut.

En lugn eftermiddag i Antelopes Firestone Park sa Kris Williams att det är runt slutet av skolan att problemen börjar.

"Hela den här veckan har jag gett upp allt jag måste göra," sa Williams.

— Rektorn kom inte tillbaka till mig och andra föräldrar.

Den senaste veckan har furries anlänt till Firestone Park, som 
ligger bredvid Olive Grove Elementary School.

"De skapar problem, gör sina TikTok-videor, filmar argument
 från föräldrar som inte vill ha dem här," sa Williams.

Williams var oroad över osäkerheten kring individernas 
specifika identiteter.

"De har de sataniska pentagrammen och det faktum att vi 
inte vet vilka de är," 
sa han.

Hans oro förstärktes ytterligare när han visades en suggestiv 
TikTok från en av de djurutklädda personerna. 

Williams sa att videon är av en djurutklädd person som 
skjuter upp ett rum och vänder vapnet mot sig själv.

En annan förälder som ville vara anonym uttryckte oro över att de 
djurutklädda individerna anlände under en tid på dagen då de flesta 
små barn var ute i parken.

Dry Creek Elementary School District sa i ett uttalande.

"Vi är medvetna om att de djurutklädda individerna, 
vanligen kallade furries, har setts i parker nära två av våra skolor", 
och "furriesna bryter inte mot några lagar genom att 
vara utklädda i en offentlig park. 
Dessa parker är inte en del av skolans område."

Torsdag eftermiddag sågs en på campus och polis tillkallades.
Individen utklädd till ett djur lämnade campus men kunde senare 
ses på andra sidan parken.

 

Williams upprepade oro från andra föräldrar som CBS13 pratade med.

"Jag förstår att det tekniskt sett inte finns några lagar som bryts, 
men det är alarmerande att se videon och känna 
till saker och ting", sa han.


Sacramento County Sheriff's Office sa att de inte har fått några 
samtal om service i närheten av Firestone Park, 
men Dry Creek Elementary School District sa att deras 
resurstjänstemän är kontrakterade 
genom avdelningen.

Furries är allt annat än normalt och friskt och 
inget som ska tolereras i ett sunt och kristet samhälle!