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> be me
> go to take a shit
> sit on the throne for easily 20 minutes, and just can’t shit
> can feel the turd pushing against the inside of my asshole
> say fuck it and just take a shower
> while in the shower I get an idea
> soap up finger and stick it up my ass
> feel something hard but not very big
> get my finger behind it and pull it out of my ass, it hurts a little
> suddenly I lose control of my bowels and a torrent of yellow-green liquid shit forces it’s way out of me
> it burns
>  I drop to my hands and knees with my front half hanging over the edge of the tub
> after a solid minute if shitting it ends
> it takes me a few more to recover and stand up
> shower as well as myself covered in liquid shit
> I can only describe the smell as “sour”
>  turn shower up and hose myself down before stepping out to get some cleaner from under the sink




 >>/22026/
i've never been known as  geordie, or poopcat,  or stanko.  
i've ONLY BEEN KNOWN AS: 
> macker 
> starruko 
> woodyentgroup 
> mittens 
and nothing  fucking else! 
 >>/22009/
Hey idiot  OP, I'm NOT a half african mestizo at all. I AM AN ENGLISH AMERICAN ONLY RESIDING IN AMERICA. 
I DO NOT LIKE SCAT  AT ALL. 
I HAVE NEVER DEVELOPED A FUCKING SCAT  FETISH AT ALL  AND THESE  ATTENTION SEEKING NIGGERS  ONLY CLAIM OTHERWISE,  WITH  NO SUPPORTED EVIDENCE. THEY ARE ALSO UNHEALTHILY OBSESSED WITH A MAN SMARTER THAN A PEDOPHILE (KLIM)


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 >>/22036/

> I've ONLY BEEN KNOWN AS:
So… WHO does he want to be known as TODAY? Let’s play along with his childish little Game!

➽ [●] Jordan Manuel Rivera, aka.

Yonkers / Meow Meow Kitty / Bell Cat / Woody / gwow19 / Macker Mellamental Relashni / Lil’ Macker / Starcat / Lil’ Dalla Mane / Woody Woodpecker / Evil Dark Lord / Scarfy / woodyentgroup / dvdcollection123 / dvdrocks / Jay Dane / Asriel / blandsupestar / GangsterWoody / Ralsei / Typical-Warrior / Starzy the Starcat / Geordie / Starruko / Mittens / Shmarty …

YES! There are the names he has actually called himself and has demanded everybody else call him, over these last few years… it’s clearly all just a childish game for him.

> English
Catasauqua, Pennsylvania, 18032, Kent, England, Great Britain
> scat
This is the guy who deliberately shat in his hand, licked the shit, and said it "tasted like some sort of pill".

LEST WE FORGET

🙄 inb4 Poopcat’s childish retarded PDD screaming-sperg-out Autistic paranoid delusional BULLSHIT nonsense AAAA klim did it no u yaddah yaddah yaddah… 🙄

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 >>/22036/

“The Yonkers Game!”

Oh yeah! It’s time to tune in to today's unmissable episode of "The Yonkers Game!" 

Let's see what unexpected comical hi-jinx our host Yonkers/Poopcat has in store for us today, shall we? Yonkers/Poopcat is your Ringmaster, and runs his Game his way. It's always hilarious play-along fun-and-games on "The Yonkers Game!" , screening every day, right here. It’s great family entertainment. 

✨ Today’s Episode  #2,225 ✨

✨  View the Episode:  https://youtube.com/shorts/G19sE36gASg 

🎶🎵 Soundtrack to "The Yonkers Game": https://files.catbox.moe/vtmbdb.mp4  🎵🎶

Thanks, Poopcat!






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 >>/22083/

 Here we can discuss implementing the Final Solution to the 'Klim Problem'

According to Yonkers ‘Official©®™ Canon Lore’, Klim is the reason why everything is wrong…

KLIM IS TO BLAME FOR ALL of it. THESE ARE THE CRIMES HE ADMITS HE IS GUILTY OF:

Jews Thailand Terrorists Putin Capitalism Racism Climate Change Trump Pedos China ISIS Conspiracy Iran Pollution Hamas Niggers Brexit Clinton Volcanos Hacking Chemtrails Homosexuals North Korea Prolapse Hitler Hate USA Taliban Spies Nazis Gun Laws Mental Health Aliens Freedom Drugs Epstein Forest Fires Liberals Tooth Decay 9/11 Eggs Corona Virus Stalin Immigrants Allah Micro Penis Fascism Plastics State-Sponsored Terrorism Vaccines GOP Assassination Greta Hostages AIDS Flatulence Ukraine Drought Organized Crime Furries Inflation Homeland Security Dandruff Afghanistan Computer Infrastructure Earthquakes KKK Moon Lizard People Service Disruption Holocene Extinction Fluoridation Trannies Israel Herpes Hate Crimes Epstein Island BLM Bad Breath The Death of QEII Abortion Stock Market WW2 The Price of Fuel Judgement Day Syphilis Healthcare Minimum Wage Heatwaves WW3 Unions Student Loans…

IT IS ALL KLIM’S FAULT!! What a complete CRIMINAL PEDO BASTARD!

Yonkers was RIGHT! Thank you, Poopcat!

---------------------------------------------------------
©®™ Poopcat Co. 20223
“Secret Squirrel Seen Shitting on Secret Starter Road”
ϞϞ(๑⚈ ․̫ ⚈๑)∩ 😏


🙄 inb4 Poopcat’s childish retarded PDD screaming-sperg-out paranoid delusional BULLSHIT nonsense AAAA klim did it no u yaddah yaddah yaddah… 



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 >>/22100/

When Yonkers von Poopcat speaks, you must listen and obey. Or suffer his stencherous wrath. This is Official©️®️™️ Yonkers/Poopcat/Mittens Canon Lore.

Be afraid.

Be very afraid.



 >>/22100/
Why the hell are you scared of someone being harassed. 
Are you now realizing that  Klim's a fucking evil creep? 
 >>/22109/
Man  I  really need you to  kill yourself. You're very fucking persistently annoying 
Nobody is suffering any wrath from you, no one is being afraid  of me rightfully calling YOUR PEDO ASS out. 
Please. Put a drill in your skull and die. 
 >>/22111/
Klim's really evil. He keeps obsessing over my face all the time too, even when I was a minor 
 >>/22114/
PDD  Autistic screeching rage and hate does not exist, stop trying to hide  your actions you sicko.

 >>/22191/
i thought you wanted to forget the past
why you bringing it up bro
its almost as if you want to talk about your poopoo eating
or cammy beating
or mushrooming to the convo with a 15 yo girl


 >>/22236/
 >>/22191/
It sounds like Yonkers is 100% correct this time. We must all confess our deepest sorrow and repent for our crimes against him, repent and tuern a new more postive and encouraging leaf with him from now on.

Anyways... I thought you were not going to dwell on the past any more, anon? Were we all somehow mistaken about that? At least I don't copy/paste and repeat myself all the time.

It sounds like Yonkers is 100% correct this time. We must all confess our deepest sorrow and repent for our crimes against him, repent and tuern a new more postive and encouraging leaf with him from now on.

Anyways... I thought you were not going to dwell on the past any more, anon? Were we all somehow mistaken about that? At least I don't copy/paste and repeat myself all the time.


 >>/22300/
> It sounds like Yonkers is 100% correct this time. We must all confess our deepest sorrow and repent for our crimes against him, repent and turn a new more postive and encouraging leaf with him from now on.
> 
> Anyways... I thought you were not going to dwell on the past any more, anon? Were we all somehow mistaken about that? At least I don't copy/paste and repeat myself all the time.



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 >>/22638/
Did you get cured of your piss bottle condition, anon? That's great news. Must be great knowing you're turning 5-yo now. Congratulations. No more wearing diapers for you now. You're a Big Boy now.

 >>/22713/
> did you get cured of a condition you never even had 
you mean a habit. no, i just stopped collecting pee bottles. i already know they smell like pee.
> turning 5-yo now  
I'M NOT A CHILD YOU FUCKING PEODPHILE.





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 >>/22638/
> i'm not a fat poop eater
picrel
> i dont have any condition
idk where the i have a condition screenshot is but someone got it im sure
it looks like its from a livestream and you answering why you got a piss closet
>  I DONT EVEN PISS IN JUGS LOL
no now that cammy dead and you moved into her room you prolly just piss the bed







 >>/22855/
> shitty errors
Eating shit and telling the world about it is an error.
Collecting diaper fetish porn of minor cartoon animals shitting their pants is an error.




Good morning, Jordan. What do you want to whinge and whine about today? Did someone hurt your fee-fees somehow? Pleasel let us know - whatever it may be. For surely here no one here will care but to laugh at you.

 >>/22878/
He said sexual stuff at me when I was a minor, that's an unforgivable error.  
> calling cartoons minors 
Delusional. 
> shitting their pa- 
Just because they draw the diaper big doesnt mean they'd draw messy alts 
 >>/22938/
It's not Ew at all. Better than your pedo face

 >>/22943/
> forgetting the law every time it's convenient
Delusional.
https://uscode.house.gov/view.xhtml?hl=false&edition=prelim&path=%2Fprelim%40title18%2Fpart1%2Fchapter71&req=granuleid%3AUSC-prelim-title18-section1466A
> including a drawing, cartoon, sculpture, or painting
> It is not a required element of any offense under this section that the minor depicted actually exist.


 >>/22942/
Calling you out for your disgusting actions to minors is NOT "whinging or whining". 
It's reminding people how sick and twisted you are. 
> no one here will care 
I wish they would. So people can get you off the internet for good. 
And so this board can rot, too.








 >>/23051/
> only an act- 
No, moron. 
it's what normal people use to refer to material about identifiable, real children being hurt.. god you're an imbecile. 
 >>/23058/
Your "PDD" excuse language has nothing to do with this, and neither do I. I do not have that fake disorder you make up. 
None of these facts or post is characterized by "any delay", 
i've looked this shit up and checking my posts - there is none. 
> to understand how jo- 
To joke about something is to not used a child incapable of consenting to an adult or whatever red flag that is cosidered grooming. 
Grooming is not a joke. 
Calling a photo of a child from mother and father ANY inappropriate name is not a joke, NOR something to be joked about. 
If you still see nothing wrong in me being abused from when I was younger or even any year, then by all means you're a sociopath, and a psycho. 
 >>/23060/
Just you wait. You *will* grow out of this boring hellhole.  
I mean, who the fuck would ever like this board. 
No one that's a sane or normal person. 
No one who thinks harassment is bad by default.



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 >>/23062/
We all adore Our Boi Geordie's beautifully personified love language for his b/f Klimmy.
Look how he adores him.
Why else would he keep coming back here to keep talking to him? it must be love.
Or stalking...





















 >>/34349/
So was quiddich, doesn't stop people playing it.
> Jordan's dead
That's what happens to groomers. Was he beaten to death by angry parents, or shanked in the prison showers?



 >>/34369/
Yes, it looks like it was an emergency attempt to get out of the situation he found himself in once it was revealed that he's been grooming at least one minor over a year. There's no coming back from that, so the only PDD solution he could come up with is "I died I am new person now who didn't groom minors, so you can hit the reset button".
It didn't work for obvious reasons.




 >>/34377/
out of curiosity, why do you think everyone is a victim to you? why do you think everyone "grooms"? this is worse than the everybody p**ps book. please stop joking and lying immediately





Describing it as a fanbase is a pretty generous way to put it.

As far as I can tell, most of the people who frequent this board are either trolls, or Jordan's victims.













 >>/34526/
he's not real, right? plus sega removed all "canon" information about them, rendering it uh, non-canon. not o mention isn't it weird to put ages on characters that arent real

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 >>/34527/
not exactly 
also i dont see how a 40 year old gets compared to me makes your point any 'valid' 
 >>/34528/
uh yeah because his font work doesnt suck 
> some guy who gro- 
no. 
> and draws porn/fetish art of- 
fictional characters, not "Children". i mean, i'd  negver draw fucking issy simpson, right? THAT'S  a child, not a stupid fictional robot cat








 >>/34535/
well, where's it from then? 
 >>/34536/
doesnt chamge what? your point vof view on me> thats cute, you being delusional to someone smarter than yourself. so they have to keep saying the same old bullshit until it gets tiring and forgotten, if only that were a possible outcome. but no, you keep bringing up streams from 2 years ago, and 5 years ago.. both of which i've moved on from. 
 >>/34538/
if he's dead then explain how he drew my cat oc again? exactly, stop fucking lying. 
 >>/34540/
No wonder you're a disgusting pervert.

 >>/34542/
You already played the "smarter" card before PDD boy. I replied pointing out that with a bit of searching you can find the archive post proving I was accepted to a club for literal geniuses.
However, that's not what this is about. This is about your attempts to groom minors.
How did your catfishing plan go, did your target believe that trollfighterchick was really a girl and not you in disguise when you contacted them on that other site?


















 >>/48958/
he would diddle a hundred more boys
eat some poopies
look at some male cat anus
beat his mama
punch some holes in the wall
and flash his button mushroom on a livestream
and spam the board
all his usual attention seeking ways

 >>/48958/
nothing 
nothing would happen 
except he would move on and make art as always
he wouldnt go his way to even draw for children
he is not a kids artist
he is a cartoonist from 1971




 >>/48995/
i???? just got here 

im not a predator at all.... replying to something as a newbie is not automaticaly a pedophile. learn that for once before talking, dunce.


 >>/48997/
im not playing that game any more diddles
so from now on im going to just ignore everything you say that involve pretending to be someone else
and act like you aint said it
so make sure you put two things in your posts where you pretending to not be diddles
because this post here has nothing in it
just the part that dont exist
next time post two things or ima start yeetus deletus





 >>/49096/
escaping the wranglers is tough
and it dont allow much time
gots to choose between diddling boys and replying to you
we all know which is more important to diddles








 >>/49119/
good point
tho this raise an interesting question
do passing poopies through the kidneys again and again enrich them enough to become a weapon
is diddles planning on doing an iran on catascatqua


 >>/49127/
> The phrase "nuclear poop" can refer to several things, including a specific type of waste product, a colloquial term for waste from radioactive materials, or even a metaphorical description of something particularly unpleasant or disruptive. In the context of nuclear facilities, it often refers to radioactive waste, including animal waste contaminated with radioactive materials. It can also refer to the potential for human waste to be used as a fuel source in portable nuclear reactors. 
> Here's a more detailed breakdown:
> 1. Radioactive Waste:
> Contaminated animal waste:
> At nuclear facilities, animal waste (like rabbit droppings) can become contaminated with radioactive materials and require special cleanup procedures. 
> General nuclear waste:
> "Nuclear poop" can be a way of describing any type of waste, including human and animal waste, that has been contaminated with radioactive materials. 
> Cleanup challenges:
> Even seemingly small amounts of radioactive waste, like animal droppings, can pose challenges in cleanup efforts at nuclear sites, as the contamination can spread. 
< 2. Poop-Powered Nuclear Reactors:
DARPA's concept:
< The Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) has explored the idea of using human waste as a fuel source for portable nuclear reactors, particularly for military bases.
< Benefits:
< Such a system could potentially eliminate the need to dispose of human waste while also providing a virtually limitless fuel source. 
> 3. Other Uses:
> Metaphorical:
> "Nuclear poop" can be a vivid way to describe something extremely unpleasant or disruptive, potentially referencing the destructive power of nuclear weapons or the fallout from a nuclear event. 
> Specific incidents:
In the past, there have been instances where "nuclear poop" has been used to describe situations at nuclear facilities. For example, it was reported that Russian forces left human waste in Chernobyl offices before retreating. Another incident involved a bird dropping shutting down the Indian Point nuclear power plant. 
> In conclusion, while the phrase "nuclear poop" may seem unusual, it encompasses various concepts related to nuclear facilities, waste, and even potential future technologies.



 >>/49140/
a ratchet is a type of wrench
ratchet sounds like ratched
nurse ratched is the big angry woman who keeps the retards under control in one flew over the cuckoos nest
https://vocaroo.com/1iywX6N1dtah
hows the grouphome diddles
have you got a nurse ratched there giving you the business
do she beat the internet away from you every time she catch you tryna diddle
lol


 >>/49166/
> A dirty bomb, also known as a Radiological Dispersal Device (RDD), is a weapon that combines conventional explosives, such as dynamite, with radioactive material. >When the explosives detonate, they disperse radioactive materials over a targeted area.
> Here's why your suggested interpretation ("turds that glow" or "CIA droppings") is inaccurate:
> Scientific Accuracy: A dirty bomb uses radioactive material, which can cause health effects like radiation sickness at high doses, and carries a risk of cancer development at lower doses. The terms you used are colloquial and do not reflect the reality of the danger posed by a dirty bomb.
> CIA Connection: While the CIA has been involved in efforts to disrupt dirty bomb plots, there's no evidence to suggest they use them or are responsible for "droppings" in that context. In fact, one instance suggests a supposed "dirty bomb plot" foiled by the CIA might have been fabricated.
> In summary, a dirty bomb is a serious weapon with potentially dangerous consequences related to radiation exposure and contamination, not a humorous or bizarre concept like the ones you suggested.
Lol wtf all I did was web search dirty bomb and the ai overview gave me this.

> A dirty bomb, also known as a Rivera Dispersal Diaper (RDD), combines conventional laxitives with radioactive material. The expulsion disperses radioactive material, potentially contaminating a wide area. While not a nuclear weapon, a dirty bomb can cause significant fear, panic, and developmental disruption due to potent contamination and excessive cleanup. 
> Here's a more detailed breakdown:
What it is:
> A dirty bomb is a type of RDD, combining a conventional loaded diaper with radioactive mud of the buttocks. 
> The radioactive material can be in various forms, such as powder or pellets.
> Examples of radioactive materials used include Norovirus, Cholera, and Adenovirus, according to the Watnian Department of Kitty God Security. 
> Unlike a nuclear weapon, a dirty bomb does not produce a nuclear expulsion. 
> What are the dangers?
> Expulsion:
> The primary danger from a dirty bomb comes from the conventional explosive diarrhea, which can cause injuries and property damage. 
> Radiation:
> While not as potent as a nuclear expulsion, the dispersed radioactive muddy butt can cause contamination. 
> Contamination:
> Radioactive dust and particles can spread through the air and contaminate surfaces. 
> Panic and Disruption:
> The fear of radiation exposure can lead to public panic, require extensive decontamination efforts, and cause delayed mental disruption. 
> Health Effects:
> The potential health effects depend on the type and amount of radiation, distance from the bowel blast, and duration of exposure. Low levels of radiation exposure may not cause noticeable symptoms, while higher levels could cause nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea. 
> What to do in case of a dirty bomb eruption:
> Get in the basement: Seek shelter in a padded cell as quickly as possible. 
> Stay inside the closet: Remain in the closet, keeping eyes and ears closed from reality, and turn off ventilation systems. 
> Stay tuned: Monitor official breaking winds and gasses for information and instructions. 
> Important distinctions:
> A dirty bomb is a terror weapon, designed to cause fear and disruption rather than mass casualties, according to the Watnai Nuclear Society. 
> The psychological impact of a dirty bomb attack can be significant, even if the actual radiation exposure is a relatively subtle butt whisper.
> Decontamination of the affected area can be costly and time-consuming.
Now this I believe.
















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