a random baaa2 banner

/baaa2/ - Autism

Dunking on the mentally ill

New Thread
Max 20 files0 B total
[New Thread]

thumbnail of 00023-3403887905.png
thumbnail of 00023-3403887905.png
00023-3403887905 png
(375.01 KB, 512x528)
What does 'Klim' actually mean for Yonkers?

What is IT? 
What the hell is a 'Klim'?
[●] https://youtube.com/watch?v=cIGvYqB74nY 

Is klim some sort of computer software program, like a virus?
Is it like some sort of secret conspiracy group against him?
Is it merely a single individual?
Is klim like the 'One World Order' or something?
Is klim even real? Is it just a figment of his warped imagination? Does klim actually exist?
Is klim nothing more than a meme he plays along with?
Is 'klim' some form of extension of his own paranoid delusions?
Is klim some sort of secret 'art-stealing' society?
Is it one of his bigoted targets against 'Boomers'?
Is klim a terrorist?
Is klim a male? Female? Other?
Is it just 'milk' spelt backward?

Here is the Official©®™ KlimBot Canon

A Quick rundown on Klim:

> Rothschild’s bow to Klim
> In contact with aliens
> Possess psychic-like abilities
> Control mack city with an iron but fair fist
> Own castles & banks globally
> Direct descendants of the ancient royal bloodline
> Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Klimtopia will be the first city)
> Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
> First designer babies will in all likelihood be Klim babies
> said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
> Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
> They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
> You likely have Klimbots inside you right now
> Klim is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set-up the meeting between the Pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Klim bunker in Wilkes Land?
> They learned fluent Flufferian in under a week
> Nation states entrust their gold reserves with Klim. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Klim
> Klim is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
> In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know his ultimate plans yet. We hope they're a benevolent being.

Klim! You can see it, in the clouds up in the sky.
Klim! Floats by in clusters in our water supply.
Klim! It's in all of us, man. Our pores, and in our hair.
Klim! What we conceal in those corny clothes we wear.
Klim is all.
Klim is divine.
Klim is in control.
Klim whips and chains our soul.
We carry credit cards.
We live in fear of art.
Klim is the Om.
Klim is revolution.
Klim is Love.
Klim is the tapeworm,
in the bottle of cheap tequila.
That comes alive at night,
And sneaks up and bite our nipples.
thumbnail of 00063-2907948717.png
thumbnail of 00063-2907948717.png
00063-2907948717 png
(366.15 KB, 512x512)
So, WHY does Yonkers have such a massive ‘Hate Boner’ for his Klim?

He is *always* talking about and drawing attention to him.

- Sexual?
- Unrequited love?
- A replacement for never having an older male role model?
- Re-directed self-hatred/self-loathing?
- Rage at the knowledge that he killed his own brother?
- His inability to accept his PDD and social isolation?
- Knowledge he has no future: no gf/wife/children/forever alone?
- Jealousy/Envy?
- Seeing his own reflection in a Mirror?

Here we can discuss the implementation of the Final Solution to the Klim Problem.

According to Yonkers ‘Lore’, Klim is the reason why everything is wrong…


Jews Thailand Terrorists Putin Capitalism Racism Climate Change Trump Pedos China ISIS Conspiracy Iran Pollution Niggers Brexit Clinton Volcanos Hacking Homosexuals North Korea Prolapse Hitler Hate USA Taliban Spies Nazis Gun Laws Mental Health Aliens Freedom Drugs Epstein Forest Fires Liberals Tooth Decay 9/11 Eggs Corona Virus Stalin Immigrants Allah Fascism Plastics State-Sponsored Terrorism Vaccines GOP Assassination Greta Hostages AIDS Flatulence Ukraine Drought Organized Crime Furries Inflation Homeland Security Dandruff Afghanistan Computer Infrastructure Earthquakes KKK Moon Lizard People Service Disruption Fluoridation Trannies Israel Herpes Hate Crimes BLM Bad Breath The Death of QEII Abortion Stock Market WW2 The Price of Fuel Judgement Day Syphilis Healthcare Minimum Wage Heatwaves WW3 Unions Student Loans…


Yonkers was RIGHT!

©®™ Poopcat Co. 2022 
“Secret Squirrel Seen Shitting on Secret Starter Road”
ϞϞ(๑⚈ ․̫ ⚈๑)∩

🙄 inb4 Poopcat’s childish retarded PDD screaming-sperg-out paranoid delusional BULLSHIT nonsense AAAA klim did it no u yaddah yaddah yaddah… 

thumbnail of Gaming_5000x3125.jpg
thumbnail of Gaming_5000x3125.jpg
Gaming_5000x3125 jpg
(6.68 MB, 5000x3125)
hes autistic and he grooms little girls on discord. sunio
#0001 he gets them to write his name on their chest in eyeliner. nasty autistic man
4 replies omitted. Click to expand viewer

it isn't hebrew nonsense, i acutally want you fcuking gone bunyan holy shit. if you aren't to apologize and/or repent for your sins then i dont see why you should bitch at me or come here on where i 'lurk' at nowadays. seriously. i had tried getting you to stop being a brat along with many others but i guess you're jsut deemed stupid and a sick fuck to even listen to any advice, whether it's "improving" your "art", "making music", wanting to "draw" at all, avatarfagging as "tomoko", and doing something that isn't making you "lonely" or sperg out "HENTAI HENTAI HENTAI" on a fucking american circlejerking imageboard of a website. Seriously, Clyde. You are 18 years old and you're still a bigger idiot like before, and you still can't fucking let go of the oppai loli children you love so much because you're desperately getting yourslf into fucking japanese culture when in reality you live with your mom and are english, only. you have done nothing to learn anything about anime, you do nothing with your life besides shitscribble your shitty poptropica art style and argue with me because I'm doing fucking better than you, and more mature than your "age". Hell I even BEHAVE better than you.
I've never thirsted for fucking anyone, not fig, not pettan, not any teen child.. no. I have not done any sick allegation you keep claiming out of your ass so much. 
Bunyan, what I'm saying is: Please end your life, you worthless trash of a being. Just stop trying if you won't do shit to 'fix' your already irredeemable life. Fucking leave the internet, IMN.
thumbnail of JnvT3pkIjhYg.jpg
thumbnail of JnvT3pkIjhYg.jpg
JnvT3pkIjhYg jpg
(73.96 KB, 967x919)
Oh Poopcat. You have let us all down here today. You replied angrily to shitpost bait, rather than choose to just ignore it. You failed yourself again. Everyone here is deeply disappointed in you, Yonkers, for doing the exact opposite of what you would say you would do. What is worse is that you have let YOURSELF down. Now everybody here knows that you are not only a complete fool, but a fucking retard. Be proud of your massive failure today.

It's clear the twice-weekly Psychotherapy Groups you attend are doing absolutely nothing to help you at all. Just cooperate with them, and you will feel better.

thumbnail of 6a33f32a0f86d1866b334bad725701d2.jpg
thumbnail of 6a33f32a0f86d1866b334bad725701d2.jpg
6a33f32a0f86d1866b... jpg
(27.79 KB, 594x663)
are you tired of living? want to complain? have you given up all hope? are you looking for a place to express all of your deepest most revolting secrets? join the tower. the tower exists purely as a place for all twists to come out in the open, a shadow pocket for everything truely heartfelt to be sunk into. blood poets, suffering seers, widowed heartaches , unrequited love
the tower only sinks the knife deeper, sigh

thumbnail of 1602268572-2f3.png
thumbnail of 1602268572-2f3.png
1602268572-2f3 png
(94.63 KB, 554x521)
you should all stop
i did NOTHING to you
i did NOTHING to be called a 'lolcow'
just STOP
i am NOT starruko
i am NOT macker
i'm not yonkers, poopcat, mittens, ralsei asriel none of these fucking names, and i'm also not poofyscarfy either. i'm fucking NOTHING. i'm just a figment of your imagination that you keep shoving in others' throats to either fucking disgust them unreasonably, or so they join your fucking side and be negative too.
this is NOT being said out of PDD, opposite talk or whatever stupid excuse you want to use this as, so you can also disregard it just like the other victims you fucked over if not nearly scar them for life
what matters is, i literally dont want to be talked about by you at all, not anymore... i don't want you trolls. i dont want you as well, klim. you're just as worse as them.
you're all insufferable for even posting any of my accounts, even on the drawthreads, or even any of my 'family' or any fucking phone number, every single dox info... it needs to stop. you need to stop

Wasn't talking to you poop factory, I was addressing the spam that was starting up. Not like you contribute to anything going on that isn't involving you or your boyfriend.

Oh ffs... why can't he tell that was a piss-take, and have to take it so fucking seriously?
It's not fucking important. It just isn’t. Get a fucking grip.
talking to yourself again ay geordie
and everyone know you like shit takes more than piss takes
oh well
at least you can get a grip on the button mushroom and continue ruining that piss closet with your excuse of disability grade fatness

Post(s) action:

Moderation Help

New Thread
Max 20 files0 B total