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Yonkers: "I do not act or show any signs of Autism"

Yonkers Official©®™ Tactics and Techniques Due to his Autism (Part 1 of 2)

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 1: Pretend to be his dead brother, endlessly.

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 2: Use an absurd escape clause, ie. ‘I was only joking’; ‘I wasn’t serious’; ‘I was just fucking with you’.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 3: Be abusive. Be aggressive. Be hostile. Be negative. Show hatred. (cf. #49)

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 4: Never be wrong; always be seen to be right, even to the detriment of my own credibility.

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 Yonkers Tactic N° 5: Delusion: “I literally have magic”; “I cannot die”; “I am a scientist”; “I am over 1,000 years old”; “I am a cat/dragon…”; “I have cat parents”; “I literally lived in France”.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 6: Invent facts because I know nothing of my adversaries.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 7: Piteously and childishly ask for help/collaboration, then violently refuse it when offered.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 8: Use Baby words/talk; act infantile and childish.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 9: Create/Invent imaginary infantile cartoon friends/worlds. (cf. #26)

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 10: Blatantly lie, despite copious evidence.

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 11: Reply with complete unintelligible nonsense/indecipherable riddles when unable to think of anything original to say. (cf. #43)

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 12: Insult/Attack the poster rather than answer the question to avoid the hard truth and/or facts as presented. (cf. #23)

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 13: YELL; Flip out; use Tard screeching; AAAAAAAAA etc.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 14: Deflect attention toward myself.

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 15: Be incapable of neither making nor implementing plans, therefore never finish anything I plan/announce.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 16: Loudly blame others for my own shortcomings. (cf. #4)

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 17: Flail arms above head wildly to attract attention to myself.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 18: Continually change the name I want to be known as.

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 19: Make a loud, demented, deluded response of self-justification, which will only prove to degrade my minimal credibility even further. (cf. #44)

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 20: Avoidance. At all costs.

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 21: Make death threats.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 22: Refuse to listen and/or learn/take advice.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 23: Focus on a completely irrelevant thing and disregard the subject/question/statement/discourse. (Cf. #’s14 & 20).

➽ Jordan Rivera's LARP Tactic N° 24: Ask something by doing the exact opposite; live in “Opposite Land”; Objective: Draw attention to myself.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 25: Justify and defend my autistic deluded fantasies.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 26: Create/Invent imaginary companies etc. (cf. #9)

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 27: Be incapable of social interaction and interpersonal dialogue.

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 28: Totally humiliate and degrade myself to gain respect.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 29: Remain unemployed and unemployable.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 30: Constantly crave attention. (cf. #44)

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Fuck off where? This is the mock Jordan Rivera board and he is mocking Jordan Rivera. Sounds like he is in exactly the right place.
Are you in the right place Anonymous?

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i dont care if you try to say he isn't a pedo, you dont fucking look at someone, AFTER saying some weird shit to a childhood pic of somebody and think you can excuse his behavior.

I am very disappointed in you, Jordan. You know who this is. They showed me and taught me step by step to post here. You are in so much trouble. Making lots of people upset on many different places. If you want to own up to this face to face with me, I might consider it. I think a complete blocking of allowing you on the internet for a week might be right for now.
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> To make Bloody Mary appear, you look into a mirror at midnight and chant "Bloody Mary" three times. You are then supposed to see your own bloodied face in the reflection. Mary" three times in hopes of seeing her in the mirror
Instead it's shit faced.

> inb- 
Dead meme.
> we ca- 
Being a profic/fictophile doesn't make me a fucking map you moron. I hate real children, and pixels are not such thing. If you see it like that then go get help or rehab, this isnt good to think like that. 
> is laugha- 
Oh really, what's my new account then? Idiot.

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