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As Requested.
Can you just imagine Yonkers sitting in the stand in Court, as a witness for the Prosecution?
[Prosecutor, talks quietly to Judge] My Client has been independently examined by five separate psychiatrists, and each one of them has declared him to have a sub-70 IQ, being that of an idiot.
[Judge to Prosecutor] If your Client wishes to speak publicly in Court, I cannot legally prevent him. Continue.
[Prosecutor to Yonkers] Were you able to identify the Defendant from the Police line-up?
[Yonkers] ALL of them were Klim!
[Prosecutor] Can you point out the Defendant in the Courtroom right now?
[Yonkers] Him [points] and Him! [points] All of them! [Points to his own mother] And him! [points across the entire courtroom]. ALL of them are Klim!
[Defence Barrister] Objection, Your Honour. The witness just pointed to a seeing-eye dog.
[Yonkers] EVERYONE IS KLIM! ALL OF THEM! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[Judge] ORDER! Err... what is your evidence against the Defendant?
[Yonkers] I just know it is Klim AAAAA…
[Yonkers, pointing at the Judge] You, grey-haired old man with a beard and glasses; YOU are KLIM! You MUST be! [Launches himself to physically attack the Judge]
[Judge] SILENCE in Court! Prosecutor, please advise your client to control and behave himself in this Court, or I shall hold him in Contempt.
[Yonkers, restrained by two court security officers] I HATE YOU KLIM... YOU DID THIS TO ME... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
[Judge, Prosecutor and Defence Attorney look at each other in silence...]
[Judge] Case dismissed.
[Judge, whispering to his Clerk of the Court] I should have sentenced him to serve a minimum of 90 days in a secure psychiatric facility. But...
[Yonkers Mother physically launches herself to attack the Judge] LEAVE MY SON ALONE!
[Judge] ORDER! Order in my Court! For such contempt, I Sentence BOTH of you to serve a minimum of 90 days in a secure psychiatric facility, with no access to any electronic devices. You are hereby both declared as "Vexatious and Frivolous Litigants". CLEAR THIS COURT!
[Yonkers and Carmen dragged off in handcuffs, screaming incoherently].
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