/baaa2/ - Autism

I AM A VERY MATURE MAN WITH A GREAT SENSE of ORIGINALITY AND NO PERVERSION AT ALL

I am completely normal.

YONKERS WITHOUT SIN = HERESY

 >>/22180/
> ive obviously never fucking sinned.

Uh oh... Yonkers just committed HERESY! YONKERS IS GUILTY OF THE HERESY OF PELAGIANISM

“ If "sin" could not be avoided it could not be considered sin. In Pelagius' view, the doctrine of original sin placed too little emphasis on the human capacity for self-improvement, leading either to despair or to reliance on forgiveness without responsibility. He also argued that many young Christians were comforted with false security about their salvation leading them to relax their Christian practice. ”

Pelagianism was decisively condemned as heretical at the Council of Carthage in 418 AD.
Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pelagianism#Free_will_and_original_sin

HERETICS ARE CUT OFF AND EXCOMMUNICATED FROM THE CHURCH AND THUS CONDEMNED TO HELL... POOPCAT WILL THUS BE IN HELL TOGETHER WITH KLIM – how Ironic! 

( Also cf. Heresy: https://en.wikipedia.org/?curid=20611083 )

Sinless Perfectionism is Unbiblical, Yonkers!
“The Bible... says that ‘If we claim to be without sin, we deceive ourselves and the truth is not in us’ (1 John 1:8).”
Read about your sin, Yonkers: https://au.thegospelcoalition.org/article/godly-heresy-sinless-perfectionism/

"If I am saved and all of my sins are forgiven, why not continue to sin?"
Read about your sin, Yonkers: 
https://www.gotquestions.org/forgiven-why-not-sin.html

"Is eternal security a “license” to sin?"
Read about your sin, Yonkers: 
https://www.gotquestions.org/license-sin.html

Christ's sinless life is set against the background of the scriptural testimony to the sinfulness of man.

Job declared that man is “abominable and corrupt”, one who “drinks injustice like water” (Job 15:16). Solomon acknowledged, “there is no one who does not sin” (1 Kings 8:46). The apostle John warned, “If we say we have no sin, we deceive ourselves” and "make Him a liar” (1 John 1:8, 10). The apostle Paul summed it all up when he said, “none is righteous, no, not one” (Rom. 3:10). 

John 8:7
“Let the one among you who is without sin be the first to throw a stone at her.”

YONKERS IS FUCKED ETERNALLY BY HIS OWN ADMISSION!

Why does this random half-african-american mestizo (who apparently loves poop?!?) have an entire fanbase/board dedicated to him? I'm scared

Did 'El Demonio que Come Caca' get a job yet?

Yonkers is getting coal for Christmas o algo.

Entertainment Thread 5
whatever happens happens.

Regardless of what happens, it happens, ai wrote this.

Continuing from this thread:  >>/31037/

JORDAN'S AMAZING WORKS OF ART

Oh wow! Just look at how he has progressed as an artist over the years! What a creative character maker!

Yonkers: "I do not act or show any signs of Autism"

Yonkers Official©®™ Tactics and Techniques Due to his Autism (Part 1 of 2)



➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 1: Pretend to be his dead brother, endlessly.

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 2: Use an absurd escape clause, ie. ‘I was only joking’; ‘I wasn’t serious’; ‘I was just fucking with you’.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 3: Be abusive. Be aggressive. Be hostile. Be negative. Show hatred. (cf. #49)

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 4: Never be wrong; always be seen to be right, even to the detriment of my own credibility.

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 Yonkers Tactic N° 5: Delusion: “I literally have magic”; “I cannot die”; “I am a scientist”; “I am over 1,000 years old”; “I am a cat/dragon…”; “I have cat parents”; “I literally lived in France”.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 6: Invent facts because I know nothing of my adversaries.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 7: Piteously and childishly ask for help/collaboration, then violently refuse it when offered.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 8: Use Baby words/talk; act infantile and childish.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 9: Create/Invent imaginary infantile cartoon friends/worlds. (cf. #26)

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 10: Blatantly lie, despite copious evidence.

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 11: Reply with complete unintelligible nonsense/indecipherable riddles when unable to think of anything original to say. (cf. #43)

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 12: Insult/Attack the poster rather than answer the question to avoid the hard truth and/or facts as presented. (cf. #23)

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 13: YELL; Flip out; use Tard screeching; AAAAAAAAA etc.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 14: Deflect attention toward myself.

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 15: Be incapable of neither making nor implementing plans, therefore never finish anything I plan/announce.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 16: Loudly blame others for my own shortcomings. (cf. #4)

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 17: Flail arms above head wildly to attract attention to myself.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 18: Continually change the name I want to be known as.

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 19: Make a loud, demented, deluded response of self-justification, which will only prove to degrade my minimal credibility even further. (cf. #44)

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 20: Avoidance. At all costs.

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 21: Make death threats.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 22: Refuse to listen and/or learn/take advice.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 23: Focus on a completely irrelevant thing and disregard the subject/question/statement/discourse. (Cf. #’s14 & 20).

➽ Jordan Rivera's LARP Tactic N° 24: Ask something by doing the exact opposite; live in “Opposite Land”; Objective: Draw attention to myself.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 25: Justify and defend my autistic deluded fantasies.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 26: Create/Invent imaginary companies etc. (cf. #9)

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 27: Be incapable of social interaction and interpersonal dialogue.

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 28: Totally humiliate and degrade myself to gain respect.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 29: Remain unemployed and unemployable.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 30: Constantly crave attention. (cf. #44)

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