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end of the road edition

> Current and upcoming races:
15.04 - 18.04 Il Giro d'Abruzzo 2.1
16.04 Ronde van Limburg 1.1
18.04 Classic Grand Besançon Doubs 1.1
18.04 De Brabantse Pijl - La Fleche Brabançonne WE 1.Pro
18.04 De Brabantse Pijl - La Fleche Brabançonne ME 1.Pro
20.04 Grand Prix Feminin de Chambery 1.1 WE
20.04 Tour du Doubs 1.1
20.04 Amstel Gold Race Ladies Edition 1.WWT
20.04 Amstel Gold Race 1.UWT
21.04 Ronde de Mouscron 1.1 WE
21.04 - 25.04 Tour of the Alps 2.Pro
23.04 La Fleche Wallonne 1.UWT
23.04 La Fleche Wallonne Feminine 1.WWT
19.04 Tour du Jura Cycliste 1.1
20.04 Tour du Doubs 1.1
20.04 Grand Prix Feminin de Chambery 1.1 WE
20.04 Amstel Gold Race Ladies Edition 1.WWT
20.04 Amstel Gold Race 1.UWT
21.04 Ronde de Mouscron 1.1 WE
21.04 - 25.04 Tour of the Alps 2.Pro
23.04 La Fleche Wallonne 1.UWT
23.04 La Fleche Wallonne Feminine 1.WWT
24.04 - 27.04 Vuelta Asturias Julio Alvarez Mendo 2.1
25.04 Gran Premio Della Liberazione Donne 1.1 WE
27.04 Liege-Bastogne-Liege Femmes 1.WWT
27.04 Liege-Bastogne-Liege 1.UWT

> Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Vrhn7DWy

> Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

> Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

> Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/

> Velodrama league code:
51196855
kek, the flags are all wrong here. I could enable manual flags and add the most common /cyc/ flags and just have a UCI flag for guest nations

> I should have named it /cyc/ instead
um, I guess I should have. nothing is stopping you from creating one yourself.













 >>/15/
It is supposed to be this way, we shall wait until 4chan comes back in whatever form but meanwhile a temporary solution is mandated.
Anything involving account making sucks, Element might be too much hassle, a surrogate 4chan will do just right.





endchan has been around for a while. I'm sorry for not adding more manual flags, but that's all the time I have right now.






Was pretty funny thatvthe first thing I thought yesterday was to check the goomble and change my name. Saw that polebert was already in action.
Good to see berts come together





last thread for race format post and bertolo profiles:
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/148152751/
soy thread:
https://soyjak.st/mtv/thread/88059.html

 >>/28/
Once I noticed it is not some maintenance and then Xed out this is major shit, I figured the only way to fucking smoke signal something is that stupid game.
I was sure this is not ending like this, but I am too much of a normie to come up with something like this endchan thing so I hoped other berts will recognize others are aware, reduced to name changing too and come up with a solution that is not some discord or reddit.










> “Ik ben zo dom geweest”
there's a whole apology from the 
bidon thrower on hln.
https://www.hln.be/binnenland/exclusief-bidongooier-schrijft-brief-aan-mathieu-van-der-poel-ik-ben-zo-dom-geweest~a672cab8/



















 >>/64/
just think about how some dopeur from Spain/Italy/Belgium/USA/UK/Ecuador stole a grand tour from a french rider who would have earned it and it will appear from alone




 >>/67/
if he becomes WC I wonder if he'll do some late career TT arc to try and get that too
with the entirety of canyon at his fingertips they might come up with some monstrosity of a bike

checked the goombling league to see if there were any signs of life from berts and wasn't disappointed

so i guess we're hanging here for now

 >>/70/
Very good, very nice.
There are a few missing, but all will come together with time.
Don't think 4chan itself will be down for that long, although the previous iteration is done for, and that's a good thing.

I see flags are starting to show up now, please no Malawi or Burgerland.






 >>/71/
4chan wasn't exactly a moneymaker, don't know if it'll be back that fast
and you have to deal with the feds and whatever because of the nature of some anons

 >>/77/
Yes, the biggest risk is, because it wasn't a cashcow, slopification of 4chan will be attempted, perhaps after selling it off low at this point.
Imagine the horrors of a discordified 4chan chimera.





> bialetti sold to Chinese consortium
mamma mia, italy has fallen. thankfully these things are indestructible. All coffee machines I had broke down eventually, so I just use the Italian steel boxes to make coffee. Yeah french press or filter would be an alternative or I even made coffee turkish style for a while, but the bialetti gets me the coffee I need to empty my bowels before a ride.
















 >>/98/
well, that wouldn't be too surprising
didn't he do a better performance on Colle delle Finestre than froome in last year's Avenir?
i really wouldn't be surprised


 >>/98/
GC goes as

> Bennett 2.5
> Brenner 4
> Covid 6
> Torres 7
> Howson 8
> Cruz 15
> Meintjes 23
> Fancellu 26
> Rondel 29

Some BIG names of the abruzzian pro peloton if you asked me



 >>/93/
I was busy this evening. I will toy around with the settings and add more stuff like banners once I'm back home. Just don't make me having to do actual janitor stuff, although writing funny UCI rulebook reasons for the ban like hurting the image of the sport sounds enticing.


this should cover the cycling nations flags if your own flag gets wrongly displayed by the default option. don't abuse, not everyone can be bertaczek.











Some jannie leaked rapeape’s internal mail relevant tidbit
> As for when the site will be back (and it will be back), "We get there when we get there". Obviously we have a lot of work ahead of us with respect to patching holes and updating software, so please bear with us. Maybe catch up on your backlog, watch some anime, play some vidya, and enjoy this extended break from reports and shitposting.




















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Il Giro d'Abruzzo (2.1)
Stage 3
San Demetrio ne' Vestini - Roccaraso (Aremogna)
160km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-abruzzo/2025/startlist

Live Stats:
https://www.ilgirodabruzzo.it/en/live/tappa/3/

Race Guide:
https://www.ilgirodabruzzo.it/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/AmwlpZ9E28nIXoASBhSg_080425-103342.pdf

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
Eurosport / Rai Sport
13:40 CET


> Today, riders no longer use these, but they do still use the ‘bidons finals’. ‘It involves a mix of stimulants such as caffeine, painkillers, bronchodilators and heart medication that are mixed in a bottle’, says Tom Teulingkx, SKA chairman and member of the medical unit at the Belgian cycling federation.

Anyone tried this yet




 >>/142/
Don't think they realized yet that bardet stops halfway through the season
Don't have farmers for the italian races either. Meanwhile guys like Onley the lonely have to do the full ardennes when he really only stands half a chance in fleche.

 >>/143/
> And alongside himself, the Dane sees two young Brit's that the team can rest their hopes upon for the future. "If we look at paper, Oscar Onley is one of the best in the world. And Max Poole has the potential to be that," he concludes. "If you have two of the biggest talents out there, they’re the ones you should build around."
if they think the collarbros are some of the best runners in the peloton maybe this explains it. put tobias in concussion protocol



Also weird that Frank VDB said last year he was on point farm duty this year and the only realistic easy race he's done is Volta NXT and maybe alula


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looking at their remaining race schedule i can only conclude they've given up. come autumn vino will have his boys on the hirschi schedule and they are doing three non-WT races post-Dauphine. most charitable explanation is they are under serious financial pressure to fold and dont have any other choice. more likely explanation is their management is retarded




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PCS is covering it, didn't see it
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-abruzzo/2025/stage-3/live
but the official RCS web page is very well done. I should look for photos there more often. and I think this chan allows the upload of multiple images in one post. let me test this.






 >>/158/
the mtb "community" is still in shambles after their victory podium was reduced to the common top 3 spots instead of top 5 at the start of the season.































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 >>/205/
> The next ride is shirtless, with little doubt
Reminder that now is the time to do some heattraining or you berts are going to complain again in the summer. The undershirt stays until it's 25 degree here












> Na 2 jaar keert Shari Bossuyt terug in het peloton bij AG Insurance-Soudal, haar schorsing loopt af op 12 juni. "Ik ben ongelooflijk dankbaar voor deze kans", laat onze landgenote weten.

BOOOOOOO (it's that bitch that got caught with the same shit as Troon Aerts)





















 >>/237/
> Evenepoel says his faith has helped him a lot during his rehabilitation. He shares certain values ​​and rituals from Islam with his partner Oumi Rayane.

> "I really got to know that in the past year - it's something I share with Oumi. For me, it's something to hold on to in life. It's something beautiful. Oumi and I prayed a lot and that was something to hold on to during a difficult period."

ride my brave mujahideen



> Consefroy longterm Knee Injury
> Lapeira longterm Knee Injury
> Lafay longterm Knee Injury
bros what is decathlong doing




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Did Bert who set this up do some more work? Because everything works pretty well now and looks good. Anyway, thank you for your service! A BIG promotion at the /cyc/ office is very much deserved







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 >>/250/
Yes, this is what I was thinking too, if this can just live on its own with no maintenance from the founding Bernd (I think, who else would have setup a Bayern flag) this will be a top sekrit bert lair, drilled in the mountain with all the amenities needed to survive all but biggest of crises.
For now it is still open but soon we're changing our team names Bert and it is invitational only, with very few invitations available.







> In an exclusive interview with VTM NIEUWS, Evenepoel went into more detail. “Praying is something very unique that we share together. It’s just a really nice moment together. It also ensures that you get a certain calmness about yourself, that you can accept things more easily. That has all ensured that I have become calmer inside. That I have started to deal with everything a bit more calmly, after a rather stormy period.”

> “I get extra strength and motivation from it. Asking for certain wishes, for example, and just making sure that everything remains stable. A nice support to have throughout the day.”

> Does Evenepoel also want to be converted? “That hasn’t been discussed yet. It’s just something nice that we do at home. A nice thing that we share together.”

Fucking hell he really will be a muslim by the end of the year, don't chute berts




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La Fleche Brabanconne ""OFFICIAL"" /bet/

> Aert 4.5
> Pidcvck 4.75
> Evenepoel 6.5
> Berg 13
> Aranburu 13
> Grosso 17
> Hermans 17
> Narvaez 19
> Morgado 19
> Powless 26
> Benoot 26
> Girmay 26
> Blackmore 34
> Teuns 34
> Strong 34
> Fredheim 41
> Trentin 41
> Lutsenko 51
>  51
...
> Kopecky 151
> Delgado 201
> Voisard 251
> 







> FPM (Free Palestine Maastricht) will protest at the start of the Amstel Gold Race on Sunday. The pro-Palestinian organisation opposes the participation of the Israeli team Israel-Premier Tech in the Dutch classic.

> “Among the cyclists is a so-called ‘Israeli’ team, supported by the Zionist billionaire Ron Baron and set up as part of ‘Start-Up Nation’, a propaganda machine of the regime”, FPM writes on Instagram. “It is not just cycling, it is sportswashing: a deliberate attempt to whitewash the crimes of apartheid and occupation through international sports. (…) Boycott the race. Break the silence.”

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 >>/246/
nice thing that this site doesn't have the 300x100 banner size restrictions, so I could just create something quick and dirty.
don't know if I could do something with the /cyc/ house in Hoogerheide and the original Puck Moonen complaining about Bert and the first squeaker posts as well. post them if you have them or I have to look for them in my image folder.




Wonder how other /sp/ threads are doing. /tennis/, /heem/ or /f1/ were already too bloated and a nuke was a blessing but /biathlon/ was doing pretty fine.




 >>/280/
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little fixie bitch? I’ll have you know I have a top of the range carbon Cervelo, and I’ve raced numerous crits, and I have over 300 confirmed KOMs on strava. I am trained in bicycle maintenance and I’m the top mechanic in the country. You are nothing to me but just another commuter. I will wipe you the fuck out on any climb, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, faggot. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Feather dealerships across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I could drop you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with one foot clipped in. Not only am I a cat 1 winner, but I have access to the entire arsenal of aero bars, stems, forks, you name it, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this forum, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn moron. I will fart a wet one as I am dropping you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.














> As a child I dreamed of climbing the mountains of the world and everyone who knows me knows how much I dreamed and fought for it, I always had in mind to have a great victory but not like this... This only makes me understand that God is great and knows when the right moment is in our lives, today is my first victory as a professional and with my team @teampetrolike and I thank my family, my girlfriend and my second family at busbanza, every person who has been in this process everyone has helped me be here, I can say that I fulfilled my dream and I will continue fighting for those who remain
say what you want about conti shitters but only they will wax poetic about winning 2.1 stages designed for points farming. dare is say sovl

















 >>/300/
 >>/301/
Yes, my last post I tried to get captcha for, in futility was how I never played the Cyberpunk, how I tried playing Fallout Vegas and GTA V and it was 3 minutes before I turned them off and how it was going to be the same for the Czech and my game, probably.
And I dropped a humblebrag how I knew people from CDProjekt Red and this was not endearing me to the game.

BUT there is a great arcade game for acoustics, Art of Rally, non stop repeating time trials for hours.
One of the Polish flags in the top 100 are me.
And the old Re-Volt game is still very fun but you have to be a Discord community-bro and rely on outside sites to get top results and resources.



Il Giro d'Abruzzo (2.1)
Stage 4
Corropoli - Isola del Gran Sasso (Santuario di San Gabriele)
167km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-abruzzo/2025/startlist

Live Stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-abruzzo/2025/stage-4/live
https://www.ilgirodabruzzo.it/en/live/tappa/4/

Race Guide:
https://www.ilgirodabruzzo.it/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/AmwlpZ9E28nIXoASBhSg_080425-103342.pdf

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
Eurosport / Rai Sport
13:40 CET

Current Jersey Wearers:
GC
Georg ZIMMERMANN
Points
Filippo FIORELLI
KOM
Federico GUZZO
Youth
Pablo TORRES








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Classic Grand Besançon Doubs (1.1)
Besançon - Montfaucon
168.65km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/classic-grand-besancon-doubs/2025/startlist

Live Stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/classic-grand-besancon-doubs/2025/result/live

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
Eurosport MAX / TNT Sport / France 3 Burgogne-Franche-Comté / L'Équipe
14:30 CET


admin there’s a /cyc/ on sharty do I tell them I think it’s the german coomer british shizo and one of the americans (not the shizo) 






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De Brabantse Pijl - La Flèche Brabançonne ME (1.Pro)
Beersel - Overijse
162.6km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/brabantse-pijl/2025/startlist

Live Stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/brabantse-pijl/2025/result/live

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
Eurosport / TNT Sports / Sporza / RTL / L'Équipe TV / TV2
15:00 CET




> Cyclisme : l’UCI va tester la limitation des braquets en fin de saison
how is this supposed to even work. gives the small lightweight riders all the advantage as the watt monsters would just run out of gears.





> Have you monitored other chains like 8kun? I've seen cyc nowhere else. It'll take a few weeks I think.
I'm sorry Bert, try to find /cyc/ harder.

 >>/336/
idk bert the entire admin is doxxed lots of people with an axe to grind if too many of them bail they wont be able to get a new group going as vetting will be impossible




 >>/344/
I'm not going to power trip and banning people because I don't like them. yeah, when they become a pain in the ass or post rosenbert pics, then it's a ban. but there are some janitor tools like banning image hashes, that could come in handy if fignon-anon should ever find this place.






 >>/327/
Alpha Centauri situeish, capsules scattered all around the interwebz waiting for outside contact.
Don't tell them, this wasn't exactly an IQ test - to get along on endchan - but it was a general fitness, maybe a "g" test.
Schizobrit is definitely there, I don't mind him most of the time but he is still a schizo. Bet all the trannies will be there too.
 >>/349/
9 stars, me like most of us, it will be bold if someone has more.




> have to do one of the quizzes in the OP to find out about the link to this website.
> have to watch a race and see the link painted on the street at 69km and some bert holding up a small cardboard 700 meters from the finish line
yup, that should be good enough to find this place

NORDHAGEN has a serious chance to get his first (of many) professional wins at GP Doubs. should just be a w/k test which should suit him. personally I am rooting for KULSET and DINA






wasn't aware that pogi's gf rides for patje's angels now. I guess van der Breggen tries to win the arrow femmes avec zwift




 >>/367/
remco goes through even a sliver of the suffering wout goes through daily and he cowardly flees to a higher power. wout simply wallows in his kwab, basks in it.



 >>/370/
im becoming a remco truther solely because it would be the only thing that will stop ardennes being a pogstomp. if the prophet isnt in form and pog isnt assassinated we will just be witnessing alot of greatness this week.






> "My mobile phone exploded after my victory. Not only with congratulations, but also with messages from people who wanted to reserve a piece of camembert. People had been joking about it within the group for days, but it turns out to be a fable," says Loockx.

> “That is also a mystery to us,” chairman Laurent Aubry tells Sporza. “In the past, the winner would get a big box of camembert on the podium. But it wasn’t filled with kilos of that cheese. It was filled with cider and two cubes of camembert.”

> Aubry can laugh about the fact that the entire cycling world has believed in the myth for decades. “To be honest, it seems quite complex to me to pay the winner his weight in camembert. You really need a lot of cheese for that, and that wouldn’t be good for the figure either,” the Frenchman laughs.

never been more disappointed









I looked on sharty fit and it's indeed schizos and coomposters. Let them stay here, a containment board, if you will.

Miss me some rusbert though












> Might venture to tiz chat and see if I can get a small announcement, that's asking a lot I know but just maybe. Berts must be reunited. This will not do.
kek, (habs?)bert finally getting the right idea. considering 8kun, some alt-chan backstory. they used to have an active /sp/orts board on old 8chan, but they moved away after the whole migration to a new board engine failed. /sp/ was the guineapig for that operation. they moved first to this site, but then to 76chan that adopted the url one of the regular posters and is still active as sportschan.org. but they are more geared to baseball and american football and spend most of their time discussing news and politics. they don't have flags, which I think is essential for /cyc/.

 >>/397/
> Unfortnuately cyc seemed to reject any form of outer thread community and we've got to scan the web to bring everyone back until 4chan maybe comes back in a few months.
filtered hard

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Really, hmm, curious who made it and who didn't to G1 and who formed other echelons.
It is coming together eventually as we have discussed extensively but I don't know if /cyc/ office will not make these bits of information actionable in some form.




 >>/401/
Madouasbertao was at most lurking for weeks now, it was all feastbertao posting with the Portugese flag.

Oh it's you. I also keep forgetting to change my flag manually and end up with the land of the free.



































 >>/437/
My Strade tactix, I am not so sure about Pidcock's podium so I went with a mixed-use jobber who can still slip into top 30.
 >>/438/
It will be annoying, but you can ride to a bike shop with a compressor and ask them to overinflate it so it pops in.






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So I went to a new hairdresser since my usual one is gone, dead. How do these Turks do it so cheap. And they are like "yes sir, okay sir" and actually take their time. They even gave me a free bottle of wax.





> Evenepoel will therefore have to ride with stabilizing tape in the upcoming races. "That will allow me to do it. As long as I grip the handlebars firmly, I don't feel any pain. I just hope I don't ride through a pothole too often, because then I get a big stab of pain.

> on Lelgian roads
LOL. I hope you didn't pick this guy Bert



> On Sunday, Van Aert finished 4th in Paris-Roubaix. He fell and that crash left its mark.

> "It did bother me a bit. Maybe more than I thought," Van Aert said.

excuse already set for another moral victory






 >>/461/
Yeah, she has that unfortunate ass shape that weighs down a lot and takes 1 out of the total max score of 10.
Had a girl like that, dark enough to maybe come off as a beurette, especially when tanned, but her ass was maxed out for her carrying capabilities because she was a dancer but it wasn't perfect and it had this saggy quality to it.

Oumi has a great ass still. Don't know why I am writing this, maybe nostalgia to the olden days of no worry in life despite being rather poor and limited in possibilities.


is there a reason why so many of the best riders in the peloton are wifeguys? feels disproportionate to other sports, i suppose there are no cyclista groupies.

grand doubs stream on squeaker tv isn't geoblocked, very nice:
https://france3-regions.francetvinfo.fr/bourgogne-franche-comte/doubs/besancon/direct-suivez-avec-nous-la-classic-grand-besancon-doubs-2025-6-manche-de-la-coupe-de-france-de-cyclisme-3138935.html









hearing jose been's voice fills me with an indescribable rage. i do not understand how they dont can her. surely they can find some jobber to talk shit while commentating cyclismo and not actively hinder the experience.



 >>/478/
i mentally block out that they did commentary. i have a soft spot for the two scottish bipolar queers [obree/millar] i really like the old peugeout documentary, very good classic cyclismo. 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tyt4VwgZoYY











Tudor really dropped the ball this race, should have been an easy GC win for Brenner pass
UAE dopage not even worth mentioning

















































 >>/534/
He may be still there, it was hectic(tm) up the first Moskesstraat, but anyway once he was on the startlist my TEUNS doubts vaporized for the Incinerator of Itzulia.


























































































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> I made a /cyc/ lifeboat discord server btw I've put it on the goombler team name. I have to wait until the entry opens for spring races because only the woman race was up but hopefully at least the polish dude will be able to see it and maybe he can edit league name, idk. The link is as the DS's name so I don't doubt every goombler over the next week will see, especially as I'm very likely to win Amstel. 

> The future of cyc relies on me winning amstel goomble so if you have any secret pick you MUST disclose it now.
 
> I can’t post discord link but look on goomble league then look at the womans league, I am on the bottom with link.






alright. this is it. im never picking shitcock again. this time i really mean it. this time is different then the last time i said this. nope. not picking him. never again. last time.


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Again, an adjustment from Remco to Wout needed those two extra points that may have been spent on Morgado or the Urgay champ.
Again, an adjustment that is detrimental to the performance of me team.






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 >>/592/
it's really funny, but they can't make new teams for superclasico sixes until Amstel openes for picks. so they made teams for the girls velogoomblin. one of them is indeed habsbert. yeah, it's cruel how we actually know about it.





>  How is he ‘washed’ or is his form that bad that he shouldn’t go to the Giro? If anything, he is getting better and it proves he should be going to the Giro to keep improving.

> Stop spreading this bullshit men, he’s a really hardworking cyclist who deserves respect. He is probably one of the best and most complete cyclists from the last ten years.















from my estimates all of the /cyc/ GC top10 made it here, except the danes and the ever-elusive Quinde. Most of the top20 is filled out too, seems like almost all of the attentionpayers made it.







 >>/671/
how many times are they supposed to ride this up? 810m of elevations over and over again, I wonder who wants to even participate in this besides the pure climbers.










 >>/685/
good, glad to be back, being rangebanned for months is shit
any fellow berts riding AGR as well tomorrow (and watching the race on the road on Sunday)? see you all there




God FUCKING damnit someone is sending schizo brit here. Of course "suddenly" that Fignon retard will show up too and we are gone, dead








 >>/691/
There are always more lurkers than posters, and the chans are full of funny guys who like to pull "pranks" and fuck with communities. Endchan has its own handful of bored tards, can't do much about it.

 >>/694/
Those numbers might not be correct. Give it a bit of time and will change. Plus it shows only those who have realtime enabled.

I'm sure team leaders at the /cyc/ office will take responsibility for their juniors. Upper management better not let this go unpunished.




My best suggestion: ignore the things which nag you. If trolls see they can provoke reaction they continues. Do not feed the trolls.






 >>/698/
I haven't followed the developments of endchan lately. I just glanced over /operate/ and saw some ddos attack happened a while ago and the other active boards here being populated the by allah A*stralians and some dvach refugees. this might be a problem if this site is somewhat banned in Russia, as one of our regular poster is from there, but we haven't managed to get in contact with him yet.
any possible problems or possible downtimes we need to be aware off? like yesterday it was shortly down, but o'dilly dilly aka odilitime fixed it quickly. the other imageboards with /sp/orts boards or good old sportschan for that matter either don't have flags and/or throw too many errors when trying to post many images and webms.


 >>/709/
It was flood, and the attacker tried dos too. Happened similar before 2-3 years ago.
Yes, it is banned in Russia, not sure if both our domains. But by now Russians lurking on chans should know by now how to avoid government censorship. Also tor.
Short outages can happen, nothing in the plans in the near future. We added more disk space couple/some days ago, had to switch off the server.
If one domain isn't working try the other.





















 >>/722/
I'm not on the computer with which I created the thread. but if the bert who posted the reference to endchan can delete his post I think we are safe for now. lets pray burgerschizo won't find this board

speaking of - how does this work here, you just create your own boards and moderate shit yourself? fuck 4chan then, thats way better




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 >>/735/
I saw this the other day on a Swiss newspaper. I don't know what they expect, some Zaugg winning Lombardia victory type again. maybe Hirschi wins LBL if the big tree are injured or having other season priorities one day if he's lucky.


I wonder if that ameribert who was the moderator is here, I bet he's devastated to have lost his powers. Now, finally we as adults can discuss whatever we want in our containment thread. No one to police the threads. No ridiculous "to make this cycling related....". We are finally free of janiotorial subjugation. 

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tJ6kqBOZWBw

Also did Irishbert find his way?


 >>/735/
I don't know that guy is heavily autistic and always sucks off the same riders, like that time he couldn't stop going on about van gils.
Sporza articles are the same, pure delusion same with Wuyts. Those nieuwsblad columns are sterile






 >>/709/
i hope he manages to find us, i feel like he is one of the people who was the most invested in /cyc/. Who knows what happens to his mental health otherwise


So missing in action are:

> danes

> slovenians

> irish bert

> rusbert

> finns

 
And maybe some extra dutch and frenchies. A few brits also, first brit post was made it seems. I remember a lot more burgers too.

We must find other brit, irish, finns and rusbro as a priority. They won't survive on the outside in the likes of r/peloton or tiz chats. Also green text format is absolutely diabolical. Automatically double spaces?



time to go through some fraudulence
> 32 UIJTDEBROEKS Cian Team Visma | Lease a Bike +1:27
> 59 NORDHAGEN Jørgen Team Visma | Lease a Bike +5:17











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Tour du Jura Cycliste (1.1)
#Fraisans - Mont Poupet (Salin-les-Bains)/#
177.3km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-du-jura-cycliste/2025/startlist

Live Stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-du-jura-cycliste/2025/result/live

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
Eurosport MAX / TNT Sport / France 3 Burgogne-Franche-Comté / L'Équipe
14:30 CET




 >>/770/
When Vino did his Ironman Hawaii 10 years after his career ended he only was 6 or 7 minutes slower on 180km than Wurf. He barely missed out on a overall top ten cycling split

Honestly if you ask me I rate yesterday show as impressive as grug vs pogi in rvv. A shame wout was hindered by his knee this winter or he would have surely been up there with these two. I say trust the plan and do the exact same schedule next year, he just got unlucky














> “What’s wrong with Wout!?” I was caught off guard today by how much negative chatter followed Wout Van Aert’s excellent performance in Brabantse Pijl. Are many seeing what I’m seeing? Apparently not. So I took a few minutes this afternoon to share my thoughts on his comeback performances—and how they might be pointing to bigger-picture goals that most people are missing. 1. “Wout is washed. His sprint is pathetic compared to his 2021 Champs-Élysées-winning sprint.”
Let’s kick this off with some facts that hit differently. Ironically, “2021 Champs-Élysées-winning Wout” lost Brabantse Pijl in a sprint to 128-pound Tom Pidcock. Yes, that’s right—the same guy who, in the same year, won the field sprint on the Champs-Élysées got beaten by a rookie pro climber in a sprint. This year? Wout lost the sprint to Olympic champion Remco… after both of them dropped Pidcock on a climb earlier. That sounds like an improvement over 2021 to me. Was he exceptional in the Tour de France in 2021? Absolutely. I would expect something similar in 2025.


> Jan: "Er moeten keuzes gemaakt zijn in de training tijdens de stage op Tenerife. Volgens mij wilden ze de VLamax, het vermogen van je lichaam om heel snel melkzuur op te bouwen, zo laag mogelijk trainen voor langere inspanningen. Zo kan het lijken dat Van Aert minder goed is dan een paar jaar geleden. Maar dan vergeten we dat hij onderweg nu meer vermogen aan het duwen is dan toen. Het niveau is gewoon gestegen en eigenlijk is Van Aert ook heel goed."























 >>/763/
I wonder if it's genetics like how africans develop way faster than europeans. Same with a lot of the third world. Not saying norway is third world, but then again

What are the odds Pidcvck actually does well? He's got history at amstel gold. But against Remcuck and Pog odds are heavily stacked against him. I think top 5.





> Pourquoi ce sont toujours les Français qui mettent le doute? C'est bizarre, non? Ce ne sont jamais les équipes espagnoles, italiennes ou belges. On est des râleurs je pense et parce qu'on ne gagne pas, ce sont les autres qui trichent", a jugé Bernard Hinault. "C'est quand même terrible, il faut qu'ils arrêtent. Ils tuent leur propre sport. Ils pourraient fermer leur gueule de temps en temps, ça fait du bien
> Quelles sont les preuves? Il est contrôlé comme ses coureurs (de Bernaudeau, NDLR), peut-être plus que les autres avec ses performances", a encore répondu Hinault, pas vraiment sur la même ligne que son ancien coéquipier. "Il faut arrêter les conneries. Je trouve ça ridicule qu'on soit toujours en train de mettre la suspicion sur les coureurs étrangers. Qu'est-ce qu'on dirait s'il était Français? Quand Alaphilippe a gagné des classiques et les Mondiaux, est-ce qu'on a dit qu'il y avait un doute? Non. Ça me fait mal au cœur d'entendre ça tout le temps."
> Vainqueur de Paris-Roubaix en tenue de champion du monde en 1981, Bernard Hinault s'est une nouvelle fois régalé dimanche dernier, où Pogacar a terminé deuxième de "l'Enfer du Nord" derrière Mathieu van der Poel. "Depuis que Pogacar est arrivé, ça me fait rêver", a lancé le Breton. "Avant, je me mettais devant la télévision pour les dix dernières minutes ou les dix derniers kilomètres car je savais qu'il n'allait rien se passer. Il y a une telle bagarre entre ces champions que ça te passionne, tu te dis 'ils vont se mettre une branlée ou quoi ces cons?' Et ils le font!"

Based Hinault is a believer

 >>/814/
just watch it in French 
https://france3-regions.francetvinfo.fr/bourgogne-franche-comte/jura/direct-suivez-le-tour-du-jura-2025-pour-sa-22e-edition-pour-savoir-qui-passera-la-ligne-d-arrivee-au-mont-poupet-3139163.html



 >>/818/
> Quand Alaphilippe a gagné des classiques et les Mondiaux, est-ce qu'on a dit qu'il y avait un doute?

Many people were saying allah was doped though


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not sure how known this is, but our favourite female commentator is the DoC for q361/2. so just know when ever you see a social media post or press release from them, a certain someone is behind it

 >>/822/
Bergeudeau is a sport director though. His remark was completely retarded even, what will happen if the dude puts his data? Yeah his watts are big, so what? Only a retard like vayer thinks that 7w/kg is a proof of doping

 >>/824/
Why? Because she is a commentator and writer? She seems quite universally disliked for many reasons. Over opinionated and irriting. I must admit she does splurge out a lot of information during races, which is nice. But sometimes it's too much and you want a commentator to 'chill' with. 

I bet she is autistic.

always get a kick out of seeing how everyone in the pedalton wears white shoes. one brave total shitter seems to be in bright blue god bless

 >>/826/
for how nepotism-ridden cycling is you'd think the ones without prior connections would be the cream of the crop. id rather listen to some geriatric has-beens then the woman. scrolling r*ddit seems to show some people out there geniunely enjoy her commentary.
> I really like listening to [REDACTED]'s commentary. It's a shame we don't get more races with her here in the US.



 >>/828/
>  I really like listening to [REDACTED]'s commentary. It's a shame we don't get more races with her here in the US.

No need to guess the motives for these posts, imagine the upgoats and social credits they received. I don't mind her when she's on topic but her voice is coarse and boring.

Also she's a massive advertisement board, she goes through the teams in the peloton basically reeling out and saying "x sponsor does xyz, they sell this that the other" etc. That's fucking annoying.




Lidl doing Tirol Rundfahrt with T*o, Lennergy and Ciccone. who is supposed to be the leader in this team? they face stiff competition in Colin STÜSSI.
> tfw no Rusbert seething at Stüssi












Truce in Russia/Ukraine apparently, now we know where rusbert has been. Brokering peace, just in time for Amstel tomorrow.





























 >>/876/
Yes, the Freigrafschaft/Franches-Comté even belonged to Barbarossa at a time of history. It was an independent unit but most of the time in some form or another part of the middle empire of Burgundy-Flanders until they lost to the Suisse confederacy.

 >>/876/
I have probably sunk at least 14hr a day into HOI4 the past week, never played EU4 but it's on the list. Victoria 3 or 4 whatever it is looks pretty fun too. I concluded CK3 is just a big pile of shite.

 >>/877/
Your Syndic was a 6-6-6 for a while and his name was Honegger.
 >>/878/
Luckily never got into HOI4 for good, I will buy it on some humblebundle though. Wonder when they will make EUV offishel.

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Amstel Gold Race OFFICIAL /bet/

> Pogacar 1.44
> Evenepoel 6.5
> Nys 15
> Pidcvck 17
> Aert 21
> Gils 23
> Healy 23
> Matthews 29
> Laurance 34
> Aranburu 51
> Skjelmose 81
> Powless 81
> Berg 101
> Hirschi 101
> Benoot 101
> Vansevenant 101
> Gregoire 126
...
> Madouas 151
> Blackmore 151
> Scaroni 151
> Sheffield 151
> Allah 251
> Braet 301
> Toilet 401
> Kubis 501
> Voisard 1001

 >>/879/
Download it for free, I get my games from skidrow reloaded mostly. Most up to date version. New DLC's are brilliant. I spent enough with paradox. They are greedy and predatory. What they did with CK3 by introducing game mechanics to base game, of which you can only manage consequences through DLC, put me off giving any money to them for life.










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I liked Sagan being quirky because it was his honest approach to life but pooshit's attempt at 'quirk' is so forced that it creates a sensation of physical cringe. I cannot watch his interviews. He even races cringe. I have never seen anything like it. The worst one is when he gave the italian young rider his glasses, how demeaning. Shoot past him in the final km with treacle piss then the poor lad comes second, and you go to offer glasses like he's a fanboy?

Hate him and his harlot wife.


















 >>/908/
I inserted new information by calling him the next next big cope hope for Belgium after another disappointing performance of the former next Remco
> 59 UIJTEBROEKS Cian +14:47


The only way to Suisse post is on my phone, which is easier right now thanks to not having to wait 15 minutes. I will just use the fake Suisse flag at home when I post screenshots from now on.

 >>/907/
The second is another first year U23 that also finished third last week in Roubaix. Another CX baby for the roodhof brothers, they seem to have found the formula



I know picking Remco is the obvious thing to do, but this being his 2nd race of the season two days after his 1st, 90 km shorter with half the climbing race makes me a bit hesitant.











 >>/921/
Yes, it's time to take over the jobs that those we lost left behind. Take one or two tasks:
burger hour DJ
wine tester
rider food collages maker
Z2 7 hours indoor rapist

































> official Amstel Gold Race website is hosted on the website of the beer
you even have to insert a fake date to proof that you are not underage.




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Amstel Gold Race (1.UWT)
Maastricht - Berg en Terblijt
255.9km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/amstel-gold-race/2025/startlist

Live Stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/amstel-gold-race/2025/result/live

Race Guide:
https://downloads.ctfassets.net/drbpbdc6kt5k/4NcmX9MAnMkw8fLAdVBLH2/ed0bbb463bab10ddae37530fbeba147a/2025_ROA_Amstel_Gold_Race_Technical_Guide.pdf
https://ridewithgps.com/routes/49587656

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
Eurosport / France 3 / VRT 1 - sporza / RTL TVI / NPO 1 / Česká televize sportPlus / RTS 2 / RSI 2 
14:30 CET



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looking through last years Amstel thread. good to know that rusbert had trouble finding some half decent profile of the race as well. the official one is a really terrible screenshot. how to order one from bertolo rosso? he should make a folder like rusbert and it should be a link in OP.
also kek at my post from last year where I literally mentioned Swedish NC in a post, because I didn't know his name.

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/140058767/#140058767

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Tour du Doubs (1.1)
Pontarlier - Morteau
196.9km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-du-doubs/2025/startlist

Live Stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-du-doubs/2025/result/live

Race Guide:
https://www.vcmm.fr/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/Version-numerique-compressee.pdf

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
Eurosport MAX / TNT Sport / France 3 Burgogne-Franche-Comté / L'Équipe
14:30 CET



https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/senna-remijn

Jesus who is doing the photoshopping at Alpecin. This is the worst one I have EVER seen


 >>/968/
true. if it was more calibrated it would make sense but i dont blame him for only having one pricing for superclasico. my problem is when a rider becomes a mandatory pick, either by being ludicrously underpriced or pog/mvdp level. having underpriced riders reduces the ability to make unique/novel picks, having overpriced automatic winners makes it so you dont have enough points to pick other riders who could get a result. ideally tulett/pog would be banned for amstel


 >>/973/
yes but neither will the other six pointers. you cant make enough picks in the 10-14 range because your picking two big names, and tulett is better than the other sixshitters.

























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