/bert/ - ciclismo

 >>/82518/
When I see more all caps, cringy wordplay, frogposting then I will believe that all those way too soon "he gone/he won't make it/he can't be good because reason" is playful performance, otherwise control group is just normalposting like on cyclingnews or watching in a bar over a beer.
 >>/82522/
Surely this psyops to hide his real illness.

> Gaudu

 >>/82535/
:)

And how the FUCK is that Witśen so good, especially yesterday.

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roidlic bros what happened (posted with reaction image)

> 40 years draught because we're a clean nation
> too talent comes and give us hope
> everybody act like he's doped
Really we're not being rewarded for carrying this sport for so long

170km ride tomorrow for worker's day
someone pray for me

 >>/82544/
I pray you will skore some mit fotos

 >>/82545/
might post, I will be going to the primal source of duvels

So this is 66kg pogi. I reckon he'd still win the tour at that weight. How much more can he add before he loses to skelly Jonas?

Oh boi, that spam in the catalog lol. I'm kinda busy right now. I hope bossmann can take care of it, playing janitor on the phone sucks.

> this is fine

thanks I guess, this time without deleting this thread.

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> the bertaček special
I bonked massively, and the BB in me grabbel bike suddenly makes some weird clicking noise on every full rotation

 >>/82556/
time to p*rchase some new wheels and shoes innit

 >>/82556/
The fuck is that road around 40k? Straight rampa that you bombed down and immediately climbed up again?

 >>/82558/
> Straight rampa that you bombed down and immediately climbed up again?
yes, and thats where the bonking happened

 >>/82556/
Aren't you going too hard? All your rides are tempo+ it seems

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 >>/82560/
tempo+ is where the fun is at, and cycling for me is only about fun. don't care if its inefficient for training or whatever

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 >>/82556/
I somehow dehydrated twice this week on sub 2h rides 
also that is obviously the ONLY correct mindset to have (non debatable)  >>/82561/

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 >>/82556/
> bonking on 60 km ride
VERY based

 >>/82561/
holy based

 >>/82561/
damn straight

 >>/82561/
Hehe, fair enough. Take it cool on the descent I can see the collector looming over you though

 >>/82567/
today was actually the sketchiest ride in a long time. had some -25% to -30% descents on pretty shitty gravel, down Hadersfeld, on 40mm tyres. but alas, the collector has to wait

This motor was promised to him 3000 years ago and now it behaves like THIS?!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hUMV6rIC56w

 >>/82569/
lmao

 >>/82569/
ouch

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 >>/82569/
cursed bike

 >>/82571/
Well it better ouch if he is going to chutzpah on an eletric moter.

 >>/82573/
the bike just saw some palestenian kid in the weeds

 >>/82552/
he'd get smoked in current form by vingo desu

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Payupiggud for a smartwatch.
That amazon Balance 2 XT I have mentioned.
It was a sale, I am innocent.

 >>/82576/
its alright we all pigged bigger sins

 >>/82575/
2bqh I think he's hiding how strong he is uphill because he doesn't need to drop anyone right now with how good his sprint is; he doesn't care if he wins Romandie and Suisse on bonis

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> paypiging
I am still thinken of that power2max paypig thing
Perhaps it would be a good time to buy new chainrings since these probably have some 50k on them

 >>/82579/
the favero RS are red though
red is faster

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 >>/82581/
yea
I know

> 380€ for PM + 100€ for new rings
It's not that much and would extend the life of me bike for couple of years (hopefully)
Will think about it

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based motopacing

 >>/82583/
just check a nearby dumbster for someone's discarded components

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 >>/82585/
> the discarded components I told you about

Watching highlights of Romandie 2019
What a comfy race that was, I don't remember it at all
> prime ROGLIC
> fraud COSTA
> slippy THOMAS
> GAUDU
> BETANCUR, SPILAK, ZAKARIN and FRANK of all places
> GROSS SHARTS on Bora

ROGLIC almost won 5 stages, Kirby says "ski jumper" every 30 seconds
We have to go back

 >>/82587/
ah yes, the slippy G incident. what year was that?

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 >>/82588/
2021

 >>/82587/
plus it was the last year the sport was still /clean/ as well

 >>/82584/
> the camera is just zoomed in bro