/bert/ - ciclismo

 >>/83415/
PCS had Almeida as #191 in their provisional startlist and hasn't added anyone else.

Abdullah will probably have the #191.

 >>/83416/
Canadian races will be monument tier this year

 >>/83406/
Why, we bertmen are hardmen. And there's Brtek too.
 >>/83408/
Good squires remember their bankster overlords with fondness.

 >>/83415/
If it doesn't the green checkmark it's not real

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I'm tired boss, Jonas torty (30!) velopoints.

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> QUINTANA
> PAREDES
> BOMFIN DE ALMEIDA
> SENEGAGLEA FERNANDESH
> DA SILVA
> DA SILVA
> DA SILVA
> COLORADO
> CHAVEZ
> DOS SANTOS
> DOS SANTOS PRADO
> DOS SANTOS
> DA SILVA SANTOS

A very stacked startlist of the 11th Settimana do Brasil Volta Ciclistica de São Paulo-Inter

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EASY TOP 50 in the /cyc/ league

 >>/83424/
> mas
yeah, how about no. bertnal was fun to watch last year, but I don't see enough return on investment.

Some of these teams are absolutely ABYSMAL
Troon AERTS of all places is running
CUCKELMANN
Bardiana learned no lesson and are sending the next uzbeki dopeur

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Et voila

 >>/83427/
Yeah, you can actually pull this off with Huens and not hate it.

Marcellusi in Sprinter? What kind of retarded nonsense is that

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> 30
nope

thinking pellizari for 20 is rather overvalued
personally i believe in VINE SOLER tandem of chaos

Vlasov for 6 points, what a steal

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 >>/83427/
Improved

 >>/83433/
 Crescioli also decent 6pts

> Vos sprinted top 10 with a broken collarbone
The anti collector, proper hardwoman

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 >>/83403/
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just bread and watter innit all of these efforts are done standing at sub 70 rpm except for sprints. Somehow these watts don't seem to be winning much though. One win over 5 seasons in an off brand race with 36 starters, I think my local gravel kreisliga gets that many starters on our best days. 
Dope can only get you so far but hey at least the watts are making international media headlines

 >>/83436/
I read you did taekwondo too?

"Jan Hirt will attempt to repeat his top 10 GC finishes in 2022 and 2024 with a strong performance across the 21 stages."
joke of the day

 >>/83437/
Yea and it'll come in handy when it comes to fending off WADA in the future. Broken doorbell? I WILL be answering the ring.

 >>/83439/
sweet! I also did it for a while, reached 1. Kup (was under 16 so not allowed to reach 1. Dan), collected a few tyrolean championships back in the day

 >>/83436/
I remember seeing that 500W for an hour thing before, I think I posted it here then.
Was some insta reel

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 >>/83438/
he hasn't done anything at all this season but hey surely this will be his race

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> prestigious 1st travers of the fag department
what did the belgians mean by this?
Some BIG names on the startlist thoughbert
> ACKOWIAK
> NOVAK
> LECOQ
> VAN DAMME
> CARDINAL
> superstar BORREMANS
> GOOLD?
> PUFFY
> VAN DICK
> CRAPS
> KESS
> ANASTASIA
> D'AIUTO
> GRAVELLE
> WINTER
> LEWANDOWSKI

 >>/83436/
Weren't you german, why are you cosplaying as a burger?

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 >>/83445/
Actually I'm cosplaying as Malawi. On the internet we can be anything we want

Made a team in 5 minutes
Will not touch it again.

Learned my lessons.

clearly vingo is the trap here

 >>/83448/
very clearly

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 >>/83446/
I thought you really were from Malawi

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Easy

 >>/83451/
La creatura

 >>/83450/
I am from Malawi

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One chute away from winning it btw

The real question is « is pelizzari worth 20 pts » 
Sure he is a great rider but there is no telling that a cheaper Yates just wouldn’t be as great. It also does grand you more points to spend else where.

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 >>/83446/
> https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/gift-manyenje

 >>/83456/
malawibert names > sudaca names
gift, blessing, peter vs franklin, jefferson, jose. Clear case

 >>/83455/
Can anyone even tell who will be 2-3 in GC
Yates has fucking sucked for 2 years now and he still seems like a good choice here 
I'm picking hindlel

> Understandably, Van Aert received many reactions. “I didn’t sleep a minute the night after Paris-Roubaix. I received more than 300 messages, including one from the assistant to the King of Belgium who wanted to get in touch with me. The next day, I spoke with the King. That was a very special moment. He had kind words for me and said that the whole country was proud of me
I'm happy for him but I really hope people will just let him be now and stop hyping him like crazy

 >>/83458/
hindley has sucked big time so far I don't know

 >>/83460/
He was good in liege

 >>/83460/
He sucked even bigger time before the vuelta last year

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 >>/83461/
Bertaczek left a krtek graffiti behind

Also time to jump to the new thread:
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 >>/83455/
I have been meaning to pick Pellizzari for the Giro since Valenciana basically, but that price is pretty steep

 >>/83463/
cute!