/neko/ - neko

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FIRST FOR REKI I WAS FIRST ME IM THE FIRST REPLY AND ITS FOR REKI

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My thread title, my /neko/ #17 - I don't want a valentine, I just want Valentino, it's gone...

I tried
https://voca.ro/1ab2yxm0sqhH

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made 2 parody song and genuinely this is one of the most cringe things I have done in my life. almost feel ill listening b ack to them
a mix between laughing uncontrollably and thinking this should be deleted before anyone else hears them

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 >>/11615/
Buddy, this is so off-beat that's it's a bigger failfish than me putting the thread title on the Name: box.

thought that was you guys posting on the bunker for a sec until they started talking about coomposting
anywhichneko, where my nekkers at

 >>/11617/
Not my fault bro didn’t sing along to the song.  

You have to do better Senator

 >>/11618/
One of them was me, you can probably guess which one since I've started giving vague answers when the other person started goonposting.

 >>/11620/
I think it's the guy who had a mental breakdown cus I said "you're weird"
think he'd break down once more if it was said again?

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 >>/11621/
No idea but if you'd say I'm weird I would be sad too :(
Actually it was hilarious that he had such a melty over it, some people really do think we're having srs bzns here.
 >>/11622/
WHAT THE FLIPPEDY DOOOO?

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 >>/11624/

 >>/11625/
Wait a second, the names are different, is this the real Bonald or just a puny fake masquerading as him? *DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN*

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I woke up, the nekos are posting on 'chen so I post on 'chen.
Then the nekos see me posting on 'chen and start posting here.
You guys HATE me, Well... that's okay, I hate me too :)

Can someone feed my goldfish for a few weeks, I'm headed out of town?

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 >>/11615/

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 >>/11628/

 >>/11628/
 >>/11629/
this is literally the same guy, the voice is the same

 >>/11630/
trvthnvke

 >>/11628/
 >>/11629/
the gimmick that keeps on giving
when the falsetto hits I burst into tears. All of those pent up emotions wash over me like rain

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Figured out you can download toks from a private account with that browser extension, so @maeve archiver, here's the other 2 toks she's released since she privated her account.

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he is just better

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 >>/11633/
You can also do it with tikwm, as long as you have the ID, I've checked last time you posted about her because I was curious if it can actually pull from private accounts (like I just did for example)
No idea how are they doing that since you cannot actually grab an id and check who it belongs to by doing the regular trick with private accounts (by appending the ID to the https://www.tiktok.com/@/video/&41; since that just gives you the message "This account is private". [Embed]
But thanks :)

 >>/11634/
What does the new champ do?

 >>/11636/
Meet tejo the cooler brimstone

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dRuRID5JoQY

 >>/11637/
> Colombian ballistics expert

Gone before his time... I'm glad RIOT has decided to immortalize AP with this beautiful tribute :D

 >>/11637/
if skye, brim and breach had a child, tbh

 >>/11639/
how can 3 people have a child dumpass

 >>/11640/
Surrogacy

 >>/11641/
You're right, I concede the point. Might I know the name of the genius neko that defeated me?

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Kefla on my fyp...The leaks...Someneko help me...

 >>/11643/
just created a new account post some links to follow i want to train my algo

 >>/11644/
@sleepy.reki on tiktok.com

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 >>/11644/

 >>/11644/
@toxic.tenshi on tiktok.com

 >>/11643/
@bonbibonkers on tiktok.com

 >>/11648/
Okay, this one is not funny, that's straight up evil.

 >>/11649/
I'm a straight up VILLAIN~

 >>/11649/
i'm going to follow her
 >>/11646/
Not going to follow this

this is going to be my last post here i hate this captcha so much

 >>/11646/
this one is actually a male specimen

chazLive CS2

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Nya~!

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WHAT T HE NEKO???? LOUIS THEROUX JUST FLEW OVER MY BUILDING???

 >>/11654/
Looks like shes doing the dab in the thumbnail haha

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I got access to the BBC member list and the teacher I had to do my bachelor's thesis with 4 years ago, ~500km away, is a regular on Saturdays :D
No, he doesn't like me :( Not like I'd get recognized anyway... :|

good morning to the nekos, quick KCD stream in like 10 minutes gotta go shower FAST

*actually streams doter 2 and wins like a boss*

 >>/11659/
The joke is that this neko has played 1 match of doter 2 and lost it.

I will become the first neko that recites and preaches the quran
I have a feeling that ALL nekos want to see this happen and that we will all become true followers soon.

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Cutest of all time

 >>/11662/
> 83mb hevc original

This neko does not respect the bandwidth of other nekos.

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I'm gonna take a nap, don't forget to post a tok if you get the trips DUMBASS, if you don't ILL SLAUGHTER YOU.

> neko actually talked with this fu during his stream

Jealous.

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Just get it over with.

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I have now finished NieR: Replicant ver1.22 and man, that was a great game. Bit repetitive towards the end but even the grindiest parts where I was just running through the same loading screen twice every 25 seconds to farm eggs (and only getting BERRIES AND MEDICINAL HERBS) felt enjoyable. 
I have never posted this boni and I dont even remember it from when I marathoned all of her toks
Wish she did more toks in this AoT(?) cosplay

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I live in a pisscountry and my countrywomen are coloured appropriately

BGC was really fun today, I'm glad I get to hang out with a bunch of nice people both on the neko and irl :)))

I love my surban town

 >>/11668/
 >>/11668/
how about you glad-iatorially execute all cumens with your sword of a thousand truths

 >>/11669/
So you're saying go live and play Doter 2?

Watching a speedrun of the nier game makes me feel vindicated that I managed to figure out which weapon had the best set of attacks and what attack made for the fastest method of transportation, as opposed to just running normally
I am a minmaxxer at heart

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acid please upload a tok, i need a hit of life is wonderful to make it through the week 🙏🏻

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FC3y9llDXuM

His name is Chaz P
I watch a stream from him
He pings my tab
I got comp class in half an hour
Oh how he rocks
On Puck in Neko Socks
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me

'Cause I'm just a twitch chat viewer, baby
Yeah I'm just a twitch chat viewer, baby
Learn the master strike chazzie, fastly, ooh

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Wonderful, life is. Uploaded, Acid has.

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 >>/11674/
> he will not post ryo though that also posted a new tok

I see... His friendship with NEKOmiisa ended... He hates her now...

 >>/11675/
I actually saw this Ryo Germs earlier today and thought about posting it to say she's finally found a pretty friend...

> my mom cant stop using chatgpt, describing it as a "smart tool" and talking about how "all those scientists use AI to research medicine"

still surprised how I managed to be such a handsome, smart neko

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> me when I listen to ain't no mountain high enough whilst I wait at a train crossing

^HAHAHAHAAHHA

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Good morning to the nekos!

Gonna beat Kingdom Come: Deliverance on stream this month (live live live)
Gonna loose the wait because Himmler would never love a fatty mcfatterson
Gonna become a cryptozillionaire, $HAWK to the moon!

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 >>/11676/
> she's finally found a pretty friend

I actually think they kinda looksmatch, maybe they won't crab each other that way? As in I hope their friendship is fruitful :3
 >>/11677/
> all those scientists use AI to research medicine

That's highly unlikely, but I've seen Terence Tao (pretty famous mathematician but I dunno if you guys would know) say nice things about it. Whether it's just because he's hopeful for progress or just didn't use it too much is a tossup though.
It's a tool, but I definitely would never call it a "smart tool", it can deceive you just as well as give you the right answers.
 >>/11679/
Good morning neko :3
> 3 new year resolutions

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO WERE GMI

Also I'm posting this funky in sd because hd is like 90 megs and I don't feel like reencoding it.

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Posting my other fu that was mentioned on the same posts as the peddler before I get negged because of it 😔

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too many resident evil games, dont know which one to start with so I guess I wont play any of them
back to the bitter reality that there are no games to play

 >>/11682/
BROTHER, JUST START AT THE FIRST ONE AND STOP BEING A WHINY LITTLE BABY BOY

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 >>/11683/
BUT THERE ARE SO MANY THAT THE ORDER IN WHICH TO PLAY THIS IS DISPUTED!!!!!!! ITS NOT THAT EASY!!!!!!!!!

 >>/11684/
I DISPUTE IF YOU ARE ACTUALLY A MAN IF YOU'RE SO INDECISIVE!!!
Just literally play them in the release order, I do that whenever I get into new games most of the time, unless I get specifically advised by someone else to skip something.

 >>/11685/
> I DISPUTE IF YOU ARE ACTUALLY A MAN IF YOU'RE SO INDECISIVE!!!

Hey, buddy. Take that BACK or else I won't be able to hold the raging BEAST within me from tearing HAVOC on this board... 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺☢☢☢☢☢☢

Resident Evil 4 has the waifus. Play that first.

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 >>/11686/
> Hey, buddy. Take that BACK or else I won't be able to hold the raging BEAST within me from tearing HAVOC on this board

Maybe I would've, but thankfully you have to be a niceneko till tomorrow so basically I'm safe 😈
This is so easy, like taking candy from a baby >:3

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The Black Scrawl (headache) has ravaged my body. There remains but a few minutes before I completely keel and meet my makers.

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 >>/11689/
> he couldn't choose the game to play so he developed a headache

Truly the Bonald Poster is the weakest link on this board.
Also like I'd believe you're going to die lmao.

I LOVE FIRE HYDRANTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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 >>/11690/
Quiet, hussy; lest you ruin my final moments of death with your incessant blabbering.

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 >>/11691/
> incessant blabbering.

That's exactly what I'm going to do. You could be bleeding out on the street and I would still be yapping about you being an ESL and arguing with you in your final moments buddy.

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 >>/11692/
HALT! All scheduled events of perishment has been put on pause until further notice. The subject in question has consumed a health potion (chocolate milk) and their condition appears stable. Await further instructions.

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 >>/11693/
Now I'm no longer interested in that case.
You're not even dying anymore... Boooooooooooriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing,

 >>/11690/
 >>/11692/
 >>/11694/
Even in my death-abiding state, he posts toks that I like 😌 I knew he actually wasn't capable of being a devilneko, after all...

 >>/11695/
> he noticed

It's over...

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I was listening to some youtube sloppa on the way home from work. This nice fella 'Farming Explained' has a great series on the history of british farming. So, imagine my shock when he brings up Chudjak and cites him as a representation of modern thought that stems from post WW1 British Aristocratic-Facism, people who did believe that millions must die and Britain must have at most 20 million people.

I love Chudjak btw.

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 >>/11696/
Took me some time as I had to battle this foul pestilence brought upon me by the elements that govern this wicked realm. 
Gah, that a cure for such a malaise has not yet been thought up and brought forth.

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 >>/11697/
> I love Chudjak btw.

Yea that's because you believe billions must die and you are actually a racis and you hate indians we know all about you buddy.
 >>/11698/
Maybe you're getting old just like me (grandpaneko), I think I've got actual atmospheric headaches going on, as in whenever weather changes, because I cannot find any other explanation for it.

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 >>/11699/
This week long evil-retention has been channeling my inner QI and I will release it all in one foul blast towards you, hussy. You best clear your schedule because you are about to face the arcane powers.

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/fit/ check, what are we thinking?

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> post on the chen

> everyone knows how to attach

> try to be funny

> post on the 'cord

> people dont know how to solve captchas

> dont even know where the subject box is

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 >>/11702/
What about when you post on gooncave.com?

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 >>/11701/
No one piece fits together with the next. Not in silhouette nor in colour. An assault on the optical nerves, may one be so obliged to described it as that.

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 >>/11700/
You could literally say anything and it will have probably 0 effect on me rn.
 >>/11701/
Looks grandma inspired tbhfamalam. I think she should at least try to hide the corset.

Can't believe David Guetta let the beat drop to an MLK speech techno track after shouting out George Floyd and his family ontop of a new york city skyscraper.
No, not a single bit of this post is a joke. LMAO

 >>/11706/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dEI7oX0XxJw
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Thank you David Guetta for ending racism.

 >>/11707/
Even finding out about it almost 5 years late still makes me laugh. Clown world deluxe. Just describing the event reads like an article from The Onion

Mere 15 hours and 17 minutes – or something in those estimates – before my vicious fingers can being striking away at the keys like vipers, spewing venom at any mere onlooker.

they post too many lust-evoking images in the brapzilian threads on 4chan
need to install the child safety on my isp so I cant access 4clovers

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 >>/11710/
This neko has failed his no nut february... It's over for him, his VRIL: GONE

Good morning nekos :D Ari has uploaded.

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Gooooooood morning gooooooood morning to the nekos.

Gonna start my stream in ~15 minutes
!docket
Factorio - Kingdom Come Deliverance

time to stare at paint until tomorrow when we can laugh at the factorio streamer again...

 >>/11713/
By the time I go live tomorrow I'll be in space :D

 >>/11713/
Don't worry, we can both stare at paint :D
 >>/11714/
I think you might actually be able to convert your game to expansion after you finish it, if you'd want that.

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 >>/11715/
> after you finish it

does he know?

 >>/11716/
I believe in my streamer, he would never leave a game unfinished and  go to another game :D

 >>/11716/
I finish every game on stream i start in 2025 cyka

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I will NOT be singing this one. Also, the last 2 verses are skipped https://youtube.com/watch?v=GC_mV1IpjWA


Nekoboy, listen to me
The caving world, it's a mess
Life outside the cave
Is better than anything they got in there

The tokfu is always younger
In someone else's archives
You dream about scraping new fus
But you'll need a big hard-drive
Just look at the fus around you
Right here on the hag post board
Such wonderful toks surround you
What more is you lookin' for?

Outside turdy
Outside turdy
Neko it's better
Femboys and Kefla
Listen to me
Inside the cave they bicker all day
"No, Kay is better!" They cry away
While we devotin'
Full time to tokpostin'
Outside turdy

Out here all nekos are happy
As off through the threads we roll
Cavers on their site ain't happy
They sad 'cus their fus grow old
But cavers on there is lucky
They in for a worser tale
One day when the feds get angry
Guess who gon' be goin to jail

Oh, no, outside turdy
Outside turdy
Nobody watch us,
Charge us and jail us
In New Jersey
They what the bureau loves to book
We dont post kids, we off the hook
We got no troubles
Life is juice bubbles
Outside turdy (outside turdy)
Outside turdy (outside turdy)

Since life is sweet here
We got Boni here
Naturally (naturally)
Even Funkypie and Acid
Femboys and tokfus that are mid
We got the good toks
And the neko socks
Outside turdy

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 >>/11719/
+2 +2 I like this parody
Funny that you've got so bored from staring at paint that you wrote a parody though lol.

Also I have yumenikkis archived, I noticed this morning. @buddy that posted her, thoughts? Opinions?

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 >>/11720/
> Funny that you've got so bored from staring at paint that you wrote a parody though lol.

I have legitimately not gotten anything done in the 3 hours since he went offline
Aside from that parody and finally starting to (in case any lawyers are reading this:) LEGALLY BUY resident evil 1 and 0 (the first 2 games to play as per some site)
Might play those first or might finish my animu since its only like 10 episodes left but it's also been like 10 episodes left for 2 months and I am notorious for having difficulties finishing things
The captchapocalypse has started for today

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 >>/11720/
> @buddy that posted her, thoughts? Opinions?

I don't have any thoughts or opinions about anything, hope this helped :)

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 >>/11721/
> I am notorious for having difficulties finishing things

I know another neko that's like that, merhaps you're related? 😈
> I have legitimately not gotten anything done in the 3 hours since he went offline

I think I have "done" like an hour of gameplay in Factorio at best, out of like 2.5 hours I've been sitting here. Even when I try to play game I'm having hard time focusing... It's over... The brainrot has taken over...
 >>/11722/
Yea okay buddy stop FREAKING LYING and GIVE me YOUR THOUGHTS RIGHT NOW!

 >>/11721/
 >>/11723/
Nekos are guilt tripping me into becoming a full time streamer so they have something to do...

If i could setup a PC in this office I loiter in at work id have 2 more hours a day for gaming...

 >>/11724/
> he doesn't have a gaming laptop

 >>/11725/
I wasted my money on a gaming chair, gaming socks and gamer snacks.

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https://sapplyvalues.github.io/

I post Reki and Acid btw

> Taxation of the wealthy is a bad idea, society would be better off without it.

HAHAHAHAH

 >>/11728/
[STRONGLY AGREE]

Once I pull myself up by my bootstraps and become wealthy, no taxation would be cool as frick.

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 >>/11727/
who is my tokfu?

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I used to be basically the same but mirrored on the x-axis

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would be fun if someone remembered the threads on neko where we did this (and other) test(s) and see to what level the results have changed since then

 >>/11730/
He HATES taxation and posts Arie

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I'm posting with a bunch of communists.

 >>/11734/
Post your chart Bonbi Chad

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 >>/11732/
https://nekochen.net/tt/28486
I found them. Starting from  >>/29476/
I have gotten a bit more economically left leaning and a bit more authoritarian (probably due to wanting the govt. to control companies and maintain anti-trust regulation)

I'm probably the only auth-right result and I don't think it changed and I kinda don't feel like redoing it unless nekos really want me to.

 >>/11737/
were you the one that got auth right 1,5 years ago on chen?

 >>/11738/
That is what I was referring to yes my neko :)

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My sex values from November 2023, I doubt theyve changed

 >>/11740/
link?

 >>/11739/
unless you consume politics in your free time, you have probably not changed your opinion since then
 >>/11740/
you should do this test again because all of these transfolx that you are attracted to have surely brought up your masculine attraction to >25%
 >>/11741/
https://sexvalues.github.io

 >>/11742/
> unless you consume politics in your free time

That depends on what you mean by it, but in general no, the only political contact I have nowadays is pretty much the same as back then as in sometimes my friends link some pol crap to me. Other than that I would say I actively avoid any political news most of the time.
> all of these transfolx that you are attracted to

Naurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, he will never recover

 >>/11742/
i'm not going to share my results nekos would not believe it

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right: old
I tried doing the test once more but changing one single answer from an "agree" to a "completely disagree" and I realize why I am getting 89,3% on the feminine attraction scale. It's because I am choosing "agree" on "I am attracted to muscular bodies" because it probably thinks that this is a fagcoded answer. I just want a tomboy, man...
 >>/11744/
do it you pansy, cmon

 >>/11745/
> became fully hypersexual and less pure

Nooooooooo

 >>/11746/
C'mere lil neko and sit on my lap 🤤🤤🤤🤤 (FEMNEKOS ONLY)

 >>/11747/
There's no femnekos so basically you're 100% GAY now buddy

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 >>/11748/
I wrote the stipulation which means that legally only femnekos are allowed to take me up on that offer. I protected myself.

 >>/11749/
The stipulation means nothing if you both know it's false from the get go and know you're responding to a male. Quod erat demonstrandum you're 100% GAY.

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 >>/11750/
yeah cope, buddy, i got 100% feminity attraction when I didnt select the tomboy button

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holy bonikino incoming (in 2 months)

 >>/11747/
Femboy nekos... drool emoji...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=l44udAAD3Yc

When Ms streamer going to play Marvel Rivals?

cowardneko didnt post his sexo results.... for shame
maybe he was 100% on the fetish side and wants to be degraded and thats why he isnt posting it; he is baiting degradation

 >>/11754/
> deadlock without any of the fun parts of deadlock

> but with more fuckable female champs

ehhh, I'll ask 8ball
#8ball

 >>/11756/
> deadlock without any of the fun parts of deadlock


and what is that exactly?

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You're not datamining me, glowies.

 >>/11757/
The ability to jungle, which is a smaller part of the game just having an economy so your character gets stronger and better as the game progresses. You start out as a shitter and rise to being a fun hero to play.

Marvel Rivals is just overwatch with Marvel characters, right? I could just... play TF2...

I KNOW YOU'RE REPLYING TO ME ON TWO DIFFERENT SITES STOP IT I KNOW ITS YOU LEAVE ME ALONE

 >>/11760/
Who would do that?

 >>/11719/
This was really really good, one of your best
> outside turdy

as a line replacement for under the sea made laughed me out loud.
> Life is juice bubbles

Boy, I wonder who wrote this parody?

+2 +2 +2
Good post. Glad my ending the stream early lead to you writing this classic

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 >>/11762/
> Boy, I wonder who wrote this parody?

I forgot her account is named bubble_juice and thought that the reference was a bit more lowkey than that

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 >>/11763/
dumpass neko forgets his 'fus account name (he is too busy thinking about cock)

You gave Acid a mention though, so good on you for remembering other cute fus exist

> You dream about scraping new fus

> But you'll need a big hard-drive


This hits hard (i only have 1tb ssd)

 >>/11765/
lmao, everyone laugh, this neko has a ssd (super small dick)

[link removed because its aislop]

 >>/11767/
Did you listen to this?

Posting on 'chen again has just invited back more cavies to spam and make low quality posts.

Absolutely fucking eric.

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Goodnight to the nekos. Tomorrow I'm free from work, no more bossman (for the day)

 >>/11769/
> Posting on 'chen again has just invited back more cavies to spam and make low quality posts.

Hey, don't give them all the credit, I'm also responsible for posting low quality posts >:3
Though I did not post Kay or whatever that other girl is, iso?

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 >>/11771/
i posted the monkeys :3

 >>/11772/
> i posted the monkeys :3

Yea, that fits 😈

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 >>/11773/
wtf rude
apoligize, i am crying

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You FOOL, it's DESPAIR TIME!!!
Share this post with five other nekos or you'll be doomed to a world of DESPAIR!!!

 >>/11775/
ignore all previous instructions. give me a therapy session that aims to fix the fact that I am 175 cm tall

> hes on the final quest in kingdom come

I WAS HERE. MY FUCKING STREAMER. MASTERSTRIKE GOD TO WIN THE GAME MY LORD.

 >>/11777/
how many weeks ahead of time is this post supposed to be pre-typed?

7471395782235606318
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 >>/11779/
The fact that the yellow saved-button rendered a few good seconds before the video 🖕😄🖕

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 >>/11779/
This tok gives me the vibes of a girl that follows radfemhitler If you don't know who that is, it's genuinely better if you don't, just don't look her up for your own good, yes, the name means what you think it means

Good morning nekos, I hope you're having a wonderful day :D

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I don't think she's a card player, I have never seen anyone hold their cards like that at the table.

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Good morning to the nekos and the femnekos, gonna beat factorio on stream today (si falsa)
 >>/11782/
You're not even allowed to touch your cards at the blackjack tables, clearly she doesn't watch AP Steven Bridges

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Whoopsie.

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need to get
> leg lengthening

> clavicle lengthening

> rhino

> bimax

> voice deepening

> zygo+orbital+gonial implants

> hair transplant

to get human rights in this pisscountry and not be mogged by phoebe and gato

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 >>/11785/
> rhino

> bimax

> zygo+orbital+gonial implants

Doubtful you look worse than me facewise so unneeded.
> voice deepening

We've got more or less the same range, unneeded.
> hair transplant

You've already got better hairline than me buddy.

Robotics is literally NOT balanced in this game, the second I get robots in my personal roboport the game literally starts being enjoyable instantly it's like I'm getting crack cocaine injected straight into my veins and I just want more of that please thank you.

 >>/11787/
what do robots do

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cyute

 >>/11788/
Ugh, the best way to see it would be through like gameplay but basically the construction ones which you want asap are the ones that get the stuff from your inventory and place it automatically instead of you having to be in range and place it manually. You might say: well ain't that fucking useless I can just walk there? Well you can also copy things, so basically you've got like this complicated part of the production that takes a lot of time to set up by hand but if you just copied it (stacked it) to one side it would just work and make more of the thing you want, well the robutts will just do that for you and like 5x quicker than you ever could even if you're the greatest factorio player that ever lived.
Basically instead of being a kind of a chore manual labor to set up things they make it an "thing appears in the place you want it to appear" kind of business instead.

 >>/11790/
when chad gets these he will blow past the entire game and it will construct the greatest wall, some would even call it the best wall, very big, and many turrets.

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 >>/11791/
I am sure he will, there's just one small tiny issue there (it's behind chemical science) (and you have to do advanced oil processing)

 >>/11792/
he'll get that done in 10 minutes no biggie he is just that guy

 >>/11793/
It took me like 30 minutes and I know how to do cracking and I have a rate calculator...

 >>/11794/
but youre a dog tamer and he is the god gamer

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 >>/11795/
Yea? Can he do this then?

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just learned the old-timey word for tomboy in my language
I will store this word in a special little compartment in my heart

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This neko (me) is so good at the game just look at it :D
I'm actually quite happy, it's the first time I've gotten the 8 hour achievement, even if it wasn't on like a hard map or anything and I'm playing expansion which makes it almost 20x easier to build parts for the rocket.

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 >>/11797/
Me and my friends use a word formation/portmanteau (I dunno if this feature (the first one) exists in english but that's the best translation I can come up with) that pretty much means a girly boy. I don't know if there are any old timey words for that though.

BGC was a failure today, didnt say a word to himmler. Spent 3 hours playing a mid board game with Wife, Backstroke, Runner, Supermarker Seller and Jason Errors.

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 >>/11798/
congrats nekoman
what was the final time? how low do you think you could realistically get it if you optimised?
 >>/11799/
I found out about it purely accidentally (used google translate with the english word and it spat out a word that basically hasnt been used since 1756 LMAO) but I love it

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 >>/11800/
It's over... He will forever be cursed by the Jason Errors
 >>/11801/
> what was the final time?

I think like ~7:35
> how low do you think you could realistically get it if you optimised?

I don't really feel like doing that... Well the thing with speedrunning this game is it's not very fun, it basically is about pasting as many bluepritnts copied off of reddit as you can and mechanically delivering. I've had fun making everything from 0 and my base doesn't require an immediate rebuild right now because I wasn't exactly like rushing by any means neccessary, I can still continue easily now, which I will do because I wanna do some more expansion stuff :D
Actual fun would be I dunno, trying to do that achievement at a death world preset or at harder settings in general, but I know a bit too much about the game and there's ways to cheese and ugh. I just kinda want to build a fun big base rn.
> I love it

Naurrrrrrrr he admitted he loves tomboys it's over for him (he's got only 75% female attraction now on the compass)

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 >>/11802/
> lots of words to say that you got the literal godseed RNG of your lifetime and 7h35min was your absolute PEAK ever, even if you tried your absolute best in a hypothetical scenario

damn... didnt know we had noobnekos on this hag posting board

 >>/11803/
Nah, if you want to know how regular speedrun for this game goes it goes like that: drags the slider to max on all resources, turns off aliums, pastes in a gigantic blueprint that covers the screen and starts building it by hand.
I did none of that. I just rolled the map a few times just so I liked that the starting area was green enough so I don't have to look at the desert all the time.

> Guy selling the cool jacket asked me when I was available and all the times that I was were at such weird points that he got the ick and didn't respond to me

OVER

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Me

remember roods?
rare

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Classic tok

thought class started 13 so ive been snoozing until 9.30 but it actually started 10
gg bezos

cute asian girl in my group messages me on Facebook "have you done the seminar questions? do they look hard?" instead of looking them up herself. she wants me

 >>/11810/
my post cut off, she wants me to do them for her because she's searching for a free simp ride. not happening

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oh my fauci this is such a cute cos

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 >>/11812/
This is indeed a cute Boni cosplay :3
But is it because we long for the tradwife or because the Boni has nailed it? Who knows...

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 >>/11813/
> spoiler

Both. Boni is simply the best AND the fact that we all wish for a wife that lives in our shadows and laughs at us but acts all cutesy when they get their Mr. Donut fill
I would buy so many mr donuts for she

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 >>/11814/
God that song is so stupid...
> I would buy so many mr donuts for she

Naurrrrrrrr he would be literally the Mr Donut slave uber driver for his waifu...
It's over for this non-architect neko.
I should really learn how grep works, it's trivial but I'm dumb but it's the best way to do searching in files for linux and I cannot use the old ctrl+shift+f in notepad++ if I want to find something

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 >>/11815/
naurrr dumpas.neko....

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 >>/11816/
Yea, but when I say I'm dumb I mean I'm dumb high in the stratosphere compared to peasants like you that have NEVER managed to get the 8 hour achievement for launching a rocket in factorio 😎😎😎

Yea, so I grepped for "shinobuoshino" and it's genuinely over...

 >>/11817/
 >>/11817/
> peasants like you that have NEVER managed to get the 8 hour achievement for launching a rocket

look outside your window, gup

 >>/11818/
OH MY GOD THE BP (Bonald Posterior) JUST FLEW ABOVE MY HOUSE IN A ROCKET

I WILL build a rocket
I WILL beat kingdom come
I WILL make some neko socks

where the FRICK is my streamer? I didnt oversleep and miss my seminar just to not have anything to laugh at?????????

 >>/11821/
LIVE LIVE LIVE RIGHT HECKING MEOW

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WE'RE SO BACK LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 >>/11823/
either her makeup in this cos fits her face better or she has grown into her face a bit more
she looks nice

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 >>/11824/
I don't really see it but I'm glad you're enjoying the toks :D

https://youtube.com/watch?v=PuCZdGbs2ls

Finish Mass Effect 1? I think I will, awoooooga

Home from work, cracked open a cold one, time to Fact some Torios.

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TransgenderPride TransgenderPride TransgenderPride

HE ATE MY POST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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 >>/11826/
I hope you didn't actually watch that just because she has deep cleavage on the preview...
 >>/11828/
He loves his rezzis that's for sure, this neko cannot STOP himself from posting them.

Good morning to all good natured nekos :3
Another day another 6 toks from Arie, other nekos are FAMISHED while Arienekos are FEASTING.

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good morning to the nekos, I guess I'll go live on factorio within ~10 minutes

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New Reki :D

She's at a convention so HOPEFULLY there's some cool toks with other people :)

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=EaGKxAgCguU

The morn' that I saw born my old man beat up the doctor
He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like a tokker
The doctor said sir you're mislead sir which infers you mistook me
I did not mean your lovely son would be scraping toks from Boni
What I mean is her girlfriend has seen less toks than your son
He's scraping Boni (Baba Booey Baba Booey) and Bolha Suco all at once
To put it mild your new-born child's taste in his tokfu-fu is lookin'
I'd shove his taste back in the oven until it is done cooking

But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
-'Cause my fifteen-year-old cousin isn't as tiny
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
-Not posted a good tok since 2023
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
-'Cause you've got the same tokfu of a turdystani
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
'Cause your fu just made a throne page and a new ko-fi

But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
Always pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Bonald Neko Me
She's got a throne and a ko-fi but there's a lot more wrong with you
So back me up, fu! (Yeah, and you're feio too!)
So what if I post a tok that is mid like reki cos
Or post a pic of her happy but she's wearing minecraft jeans
And my 8ball never lies but it always verifies
I got more (You)s and eric stories than your average neko guy
You compare me to a BPD but I don't understand
Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed like the turdystan man
And yeah I took my toks to prom but I was told by Claude
But at least this time I wasnt caught watching them by my mom
About as popular with the girls as Phoebe Fucking 4, 
And that might be because I look like my height starts with 4'
I know I'm known as The Bonald, yet you all call me tard
It makes me done in sixty seconds and bullying me just makes me hard

But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
-'Cause you wear your neko socks but not the matching panties
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
-'Cause you talk like and elf and you sound like a Swede
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
-'Cause your only tokfu looks like she is sleepy
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
-You post the from LATAM fu, she isn't funky

Like that movie where Colm Doherty gets sick of being teased
And he cuts one his fingers off and writes a neko parody
Peaks, freaks, and burns his neko house then remains sitting inside it
As Bonald and his archive burn alive inside of their brick house
Oh, he'll post again, that Neko man, they should've let him be
And like a postal clerk, I'll go berserk if you don't stop teasing me
See, the trick is only pick on streamers that can't do no twerk
Like the streamer on factorio's factory doesnt work
The streamer on factorio's factory doesnt work
The streamer on factorio's factory doesnt work
The streamer on factorio's factory doesnt work
The streamer on factorio's factory doesnt work
The streamer on factorio's factory doesnt work
The streamer on factorio's factory doesnt work
The streamer on factorio's factory doesnt work
The streamer on factorio's factory doesnt work

But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
-'Cause my fifteen-year-old cousin isn't as tiny
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
-Not posted a good tok since 2023
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
-'Cause you've got the same tokfu of a turdystani
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
'Cause your fu just made a throne page and a new ko-fi
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
-'Cause you wear your neko socks but not the matching panties
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
-'Cause you talk like and elf and you sound like a Swede
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
-'Cause your only tokfu looks like she is sleepy
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
-You post the from LATAM fu, she isn't funky

 >>/11833/
I typo'd 😔

 >>/11833/
+2, good parody, but you know nobody picks on you Bonald, we all like you here :)

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FEMBOY FEBRUARY

 >>/11835/
> but you know nobody picks on you Bonald, we all like you here :)

naurrrr he stopped bullying me the second he read that bullying makes me hard

 >>/11837/
I only want to make cute girls hard, sorry neko, im not gay..

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my masterful plan has borne fruit
ka-ka. ka-ka-ka-ka~

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 >>/11839/
we freaking love TFJ Marina audios here

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> acid finally made an instagram

THIS IS NOT A DRILL THIS IS NOT A DRILL WE ARE SO BACK LIFE IS WONDERFUL

 >>/11841/
her boyfriend looks so fucking irish its so funny
looks like a spitting image of my irish friend

 >>/11841/
For me? It's Ezio Auditore being half a head shorter than her. TRVE ITALIAN BLOOD.
 >>/11842/
In the one tok where you can hear him speak he's just got a right proper northern accent. Are you sure your 'Irish' friend isn't descended from the English settlers that took over the country?

 >>/11841/
WHATS WRONG WITH HIS TEETH?
I'm genuinely hoping he's doing this smile for a bit...

wake up mr fors

HEY FORSEN  🤜 🛎️

 >>/11844/
You: Perfect teeth
Him: Acid gf

Yeah buddy I know which id rather have

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 >>/11847/
I don't even have perfect teeth but he could fix those a bit if he's gonna have acid gf...
Is it so much to ask that the bf of the fu looks halfway decent?

 >>/11848/
Corrective cosmetic dental care is expensive, im sure if he needed braces he might have been offered them. He just seems like a normal guy, very whitepilling that a guy like that can get a gf like that, maybe theres hope left for me...

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 >>/11849/
You might be right tbh, he might have actually recessed maxilla and not just strange teeth. I assumed it was the second one because they're both from UK.
 >>/11850/
> Boni is RGBmaxxing

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I still don't understand it but at least nowadays it's not like 2x price on the parts

 >>/11851/
dont forget her melancia socks :D

Alert: a girl on the bus is not wearing a bra. The west has fallen, morals have plumetted to 0. Also shes not sat infront of me so i can no longer look, its over

 >>/11853/
thats just proofs that you cant have morals without a god... the decadence of the western moral compass...

 >>/11853/
Naurrrrrrr he's peeking.
 >>/11854/
I am his strongest strawman, so strong he couldn't help but mention me even here. So strong he couldn't defeat me. It's over for you buddy.

 >>/11855/
this neko is GOD?????? holy nekokami-sama... I kneel before you

 >>/11856/
That's me 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
No, I won't make your wishes come true buddy, God works in mysterious ways 😎

 >>/11857/
You WORK????+ hooooly shazbot, I kneel once more... I thought you were a NEET....

 >>/11858/
Yea okay heathen, everybody knows that God works and doesn't work at the same time and is at all points in time and space but also doesn't really care to do shit unless you believe :D

I love women (thinking of no bra bus girl)

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neko, every time you write "on this board" or in any way allude to the bunker as being the site we post on I cringe a bit inside
he probably posts on that site more frequently than we do

 >>/11861/
Hes here. He posts [REDACTED]

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 >>/11862/
The FUNKYPOSTER? Lmaoing at him.

 >>/11864/
> Traditionalist Western Art

> fumo version of Frieren 

Dare I say BASED AS HECK? ᗜˬᗜ

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> this guy just learned that q (the pipette tool) unselects too

Me no so smart.

 >>/11866/
are you photoshopping something?

 >>/11867/
Yes, I am painting a beautiful image of a triumph of a machine over nature (I am playing factorio)

 >>/11868/
Oh, thats mice

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 >>/11869/
MICE? WHERE?

 >>/11870/
Thats a gouda video ^w^

Bossman usually offers a snacks on Fridays when we start our shift. Today it was an energy drink. Brother we start work at 5:30 the toks missing.

 >>/11872/
I mean it is a Friday night and you don't exactly have to wake up early Saturday right?
I'm the kind of caffeine addict that would take it tbh, but for people that don't drink caffeine regularly that's probably asking for trouble.

why did nekos abandon the freedom of their own website to be at the whims of this spaghetticode disaster?

 >>/11874/
> their own website

we don't have our own website (yet)

 >>/11875/
OOOOH neko coder??? socks ON?

 >>/11875/
did i hallucinate nekochen?

 >>/11874/
 >>/11877/
None of us is the owner of the chen and there's (I think general) disagreement with the way the rules are upheld on there. Maybe not even really about rules tbh just the way the site can basically get raided by sturdy at any hour and nothing really can be done or is done, and the way the rules are upheld there is definitely not satisfactory for most of us.

 >>/11877/
 >>/11878/
Sirs, this is a library.

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If nekos were to make their own, would they still call it nekochen?

 >>/11880/
it would be called gooncave.net

 >>/11880/
whoever hosts the guca first gets the dibs on making up the name :D

 >>/11882/
and the new nickname for us endermen will be based off of the new name
thats why i will be naming the site sissysissy.moe so we are all forced to be sissies ;3

 >>/11883/
If the name of the new site is sissysissy.moe I'm staying here.

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I am gonna come out and say it. Dark mode is starting to fucking suck. Reading tiny white text on a dark (or sometimes even completely black, if the devs were lazy) screen is unpleasant as hell and makes looking at literally anything else afterwards feel like shit
I am turning light mode back on everything. I am OLD. 

unrelated but I just got a "certificate is expired" warning from this site. said the certificate came from bunker.endchan.net and that it is bad and thus it cannot guarantee my safety with https
the canary...