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I was writing a huge blogspot on the previous thread on how I'm skipping school today while this thread was made.
That's why I don't have realtime enabled, because someone would notice the word salad down there and think what is blud waffling about 💀 and then write FUCK YOU 🖕🖕🖕 and that would hurt my feelings maybe.






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I've started getting the hots for yet another girl out of the 200 in my class

I'm other news unrelated to the paragraph above, I think theres only one hijabi in my entire class


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HOLY FUUUUXK I SUFFER INS WEDEN THERE ARE SO MANY GENUINELY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN THAT I DAY DREAM ABOUT LOVING MARRYING CUDDLING KISSING COMFORTING WHEN THEY'RE SAD AND FOSTERING FAMILIES WITH AND I HAVE NO GF IN MY COUNTRY
does this happen your your countries, internationally speaking?
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hard to explain, she's just my type








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Im not talking the "trimmed bush, brazilian strip" type of body hair if thats what youre thinking
Was a girl waiting for the same bus as me. dirty blonde hair in a ponytail, tanned skin, pretty glasses, a blouse that just barely didnt cover her entire stomach, a long, baggy(?) and straight denim skirt and nice white New Balance shoes with green notes. she was literally glowing in the sunlight on this mid september day. on her arms you could see surprisingly long blonde hair that were lighter than her skin, on her stomach you could see similar blonde peach fuzz and similar would be found on her face. In that moment I thought that I bet that she looks prettier with said hair as opposed to the popular opinion that women should be scraped clean like a barbershop floor at closing.
also dont think I would mind if my partner had armpit hair, pubic hair or leg hair. like, who cares
2025 will be my year, I am sure of it

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"ALLEYNIGGERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been on this 'cord before. There could be ALLEYNIGGERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good brushing up against his bare muscular chest. "I HATE ALLEYNIGGERS" he thought. "The Rise And Fall of Nekochen.net – The Blow That Killed A Community" reverberated his entire room, making it pulsate even as the Brazilian Favela Funk Compilation #13 DJ ARANHA ft. MC TUBARÃO circulated through his powerful thick synapses and washed away his (merited) fear of alleys after dark. "With an Oldneko Pass™ you can post whatever you want." he thought to himself out loud.



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https://youtube.com/watch?v=OH3bNgA1rkE
You say you never saw this comin', well, you're not alone
Cuckbox renovations to a Japanese home
My chat says I gave them the best laughs of their life
I saw a recent bossrush, I guess they were right
I wake up, assessin' the damages
Checkin' Twitch clips out
Pictures of me failboating against the twins
But it's laggy enough to get the deny out
I wake up, all donuts no eggs
I hit the game, all build no mechs
Yep, then I made myself a smoothie
Yeah, then me and nursie made a movie
Corruption, Hallow, Hallow to Corruption,
Ándale, ándale E.I, E.I, uh-oh,
You had me running far enough to switch the biome
You had the best run of all time at the time, though
Yeah, it wasn't mine, though

But I still played thirty hours
And I, I still played thirty hours for you, yeah

I remember playin' for Kay and Fen
Young streamer just trying to get the boss box
I remember being nervous to do Hard Mode
'Til I pictured everyneko with they Toad socks
Expert mode was CBT edition
I'm playin' with no summons in September
Dodge, dodge, dodge, like a colombian on Lotus
Then I get there and all the potions are drunken, neko
You don't love me, you just pretendin'
I need a happy beginnin', middle and endin'
Corruption, Hallo, Hallo to Corruption,
I'm getting mad in here, that's all that I know
Got a stream, thirty minutes for you
You call up for a bossfight, neko, it's 5 in the morning
You realize we're at the Chaz, not the Rotacao
Only thing ready is a snow biome build, neko, don't start with me
I used the OBS for you like it's no prob
'Cause you was at home complaining 'bout there's no slop
But you were watchin' a tenshi stream the whole time
Well I guess a valslop is better than no slop.

And I still played thirty hours


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if you had 100k to invest in stocks, would you invest in pepsi or coca-cola?

assume you can only invest in one
assume you are unable to research the stocks
assume you must pick solely based on your taste preference for either drink
assume you will never sell and you will HODL until you die

claudenekos, answer the question.



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> assume you will never sell and you will HODL until you die
Isn't the point of investing in stocks to cash out at some point (preferably around the time you retire)?
Either way I like pepsi taste better, but I haven't drank either for years at this point.
Does Pepsi make Mirinda? Because that's an actual sodie that I like and would call a guilty pleasure that I indulge in from time to time. Well, except for root beer but that's not sold anywhere here.












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I wrote an e-mail two months ago to my school saying that if they gave me a bike I'd do 150km monthly on it no cap frfr and they just replied today saying bet, come pick the bike up then lil pup AND don't forget to send a monthly pic showing how many km's you rode 🖕 and it's so over this place is very hilly and I bet it's one of those really crap and really heavy chink bikes and I don't even have room inside to store it and there's no bike culture in this country so I'm gonna get run over by a car and (TRIGGER WARNING - SELF HARM) get hurt and it's so over.



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Your school gave you a free bike???? WTF how is that even a thing, if I tried that my school would send me an email like this: "🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 Poor nigga *tuah*"
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We already know your exact location buddy because you KEEP DOXXING YOURSELF



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 >>/5176/
bro was NOT cut out to be king. God Emperor Donald Trump has dodged not one, but two bullets this election cycle, Harold gets in one little fight and his mom got scared, she said you're moving in with your auntie and uncle in bel-air.













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I was following the mod list, the better bodies thing had a nude option but I don't think I've got that.
Also I fucked up because I've installed a different mod for faces and I've got some characters with pink hair and pink ears. Guess it's time to download the recommended one.









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Woke up and felt like skipping class today. Thought "I'll check what today's powerpoint looks like before I decide."
At a single glance I realized that I would need to be present to decode whatever arcane incantations were used to conjure said powerpoint. Le sigh



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Now that I think about it, do you think autists have hard time reading social cues because they can't keep eye contact?
Well that and being inexperienced but I think it's pretty natural to be able to read those if you can maintain more or less constant eye contact.



















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I have settings on that make it that the night is really fucking dark, unless it's a non-cloudy night, which this one wasn't, it was raining and there was an epic thunderstorm during our duel.
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> Is that even possible??? 💀
Wow... Such an achievement... I cannot believe someone could do that...





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Walked from Hastings to Fairlight. Looks short on a map but God what a trek. The lift was down so we (I) had to start off with the steepest climb one can imagine. There was an elderly couple behind me, so to avoid embarrassment I had no choice but to do it in one go, quickly, with beads of sweat falling ceaselessly from my brow like the rain promised by the grey clouds hanging overhead. Somehow the route continued uphill for seemingly 90% of the journey, despite never really getting noticeably higher. People criticise modern day Everest climbers for being rich yuppies helped the whole way by sherpa guides doing the real work, but if its even twice as hard as my hill then they have my awe and adoration forever.

After a little while the sun came out, and while it did leave me more parched and breathless, the views were worth it. Wish I'd brought more water though, what was left in my bottle was gone within the first 20 minutes. 

Have attached roughly a million photos to this post, apologies for how similar many of them are but there are a few gems. Had to resist the urge to explore down every little path, there was too much for one trip. I was very tempted by the 'disused quarry' marked on the guidestones but my mouth was too dry at that point to contemplate anything too adventurous.

I went a bit further up past the sign saying the beach was closed due to cliff collapse, but sensibly turned back when I reached a particularly steep area with a guide rope. Maybe another time. I believe that's where the naturist beach is - there was a sign saying "beach ahead: clothing optional", and the existence of such a beach was mentioned in a pamphlet in the only pub in Fairlight. Hardly the weather for it though, even if the cliff was intact. There was an abandoned bike - maybe the owner was down there with his cock on the rocks. Noy for me personally.

The fellow hikers all seemed nice. Lots of "hello"s as you passed and jokey comments about the climb. A very pleasant countryside feel to it all, helped by the fact they all seemed to be retirees. Wouldn't get that in the big city fr fr.

The view really was beautiful. Some great vistas. The sea glittering in blue and white, the sand on the beach, the cool wind rustling through the leaves of a hundred trees and shrubs. You're meant to be able to see France when the visibility is good, and I think I could make out the glow of a lighthouse, though maybe that was just a far off ship.

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Thou art so right, dram tadpole ^_^
Oldnekos rememb'r yond on the 23st day of may at 12:51, while I wast sitting on mine own study's physics office conveying to writeth a literature on environmental duty, I hath opened mine own brows'r on phantasm mode and post'd a portrait of hath said whose thou art talking about! Any oldnekos present?



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Thank you for sharing neko. The cliff pictures especially remind me of when I went to Jersey and we visited the breeding site of the Red-Billed Choughs reintroduction project, a lovely walk across the Jersey cliffside, to see the environment these birds are being reintroduced to.

Sadly, for a variety of reasons, the red-billed chough reintroduction project is failing. There's now fewer adult choughs than the number they brought over in ~2018, which shows a breeding failure and that the risks to their life from the local quarry has made this reintroduction project unsuccessful.

Thank you for posting and reminding me that there's a beautiful world out there outside of this house I feel trapped in currently. And thank you to the Red-Billed Choughs for defrauding the Jersey government. FUCK YOU JERSEY 🖕🖕🖕























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Took the bus down to Eastbourne. I'd heard this was just a crappier version of Brighton, but I'm quite fond of it so far. The same warm, pretty, just slightly too windy beaches as Brighton, but with a quarter of the people and a median age of 55. Very comfy. Relaxing. Should have made my base here and done Hastings during the day rather than vice versa.










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Fuck you I've got a perfect joke now it's RUINED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
It's over (nao falsa) (to koniec)






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he's too busy getting tens of thousands in 'gifts' from his wealthy donor friends, cutting the heating bill for our pensioners and freeing thieves and killers from prison so he can lock up 'hate speech' speakers to care about our beaches (vital to the economy) 

Maybe if Israel told him to do it, he'd do it.




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In about an hour I'll go live and try and map out a Sapienza SA/SO No Knockouts, Accident Kills only, No Explosives run.

If you recall fortunately, we figured out a route for one of the targets but not the second, so we'll get on that.

And see if I've lost all ability to play the game in the 2 months I've not played it.








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 >>/5282/
Look closer. Watch her waist as she moves, the deliberate way she angles herself to look svelte.

And listen to the music. Note the woman chanting "fat fat fat fat fat fat". The conclusion is undeniable.












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> normalmente nao uso essas lentes pra esse cosplay
I would say "these" since she is referring to the blue ones she has one, since she then says that she usually use brown lenses for reimu
> então eu tô usando essas mesmo que é da cor natural do meu olho
< why does she not go natural then
she said that she does it to make the blue in her eyes look bigger
> "now I get the purpose of the contacts, sorry that I didnt watch the full yaptok before doing this"
naurrr I didnt watch the full translationvideo before starting to type naurrrrr
> iluminadinho
if I had to use my knowledge of women, I would probably say that it makes her look more shiny/glowing cus thats a thing I remember women caring about
> [FUCK YOU gestured in gang signs]
kkkkkkkk funny neko
> sombra marrom
brown eyeshadow? sei lá
> puxadinha
If I had to say that in english I would probably say "a little flick"
like with the lipstick, she gives it "a little flick" ontop

I watched that tok last night and I liked it and now I watched it again with the translations and I liked it again :3 also I didnt realize passar could be used for apply so that does clear a lot of the meaning up for me
> does all that cute maquiagem to ruin it with a flashbang filter






















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was looking for a meme template and this was in the recommended on the side HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY FISH MOOOOOOOOOOOOLEY https://www.tiktok.com/@ahtrr_ [Embed]
FAT BITCHES NEED TO BLOW UP






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Why wouldn't you? Today I'm going to walk in all well-dressed (business casual flannel shirt and the tightest shorts I can pull up my fat ass), give everyone a firm handshake (peck on the back of the hand for the ladies) and offer a ciggie to whoever I sit next to. Go up to the teacher and tell him how much I love business and being rich. Life WILL BE wonderful.

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> genuinely revolting
I wouldn't call it that, but she is bimbomaxxing and it's just unsightly. And I thought that Aritok was kinda wack because of the angle and the dance.
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> I DONT WANT TO GO TO
SCHOOL I JUST WANNA BREAK THE RULES
Good morning :)
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It's actually that easy (to get a good grade in the business class)

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 >>/5322/
So true buddy, that's why I won't be going to class today and haven't for several months. :D
I also haven't had class in several months...
 >>/5323/
This neko is a genius and will go far in this world.
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This Neko's 'fu buys things on AliExpress, a pox upon his house, corpus, blight and poryphillic hemophilia (bad clan) to he.

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> a pox upon his house, corpus, blight and poryphillic hemophilia (bad clan) to he
My apolocheese but I am immune to all diseases since I'm true incarnate (Nerevarine). Sounds like poor people (false incarnate) problems. N'wah.
Actually though AliExpress is good for some things and I bet it's one of those things, since she probably bought something very cheap but got taxed out of wazoo for no reason.





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Lmao, the image on the wiki is "at Wrocław Zoo" as in in Poland. I could visit there if I wanted. I think there were like bigger bears there but I might be mistaken. I know for sure that Polar Bears are hyuge and would be a death experience.
> In awe at this lad.
He do be looking spiffy.
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Think about all the networking possibilities. You could network, smoke some cigs, network some more while smoking some cigs, it will be WONDERFUL.

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Now that I think about it my post does not really make much sense, the part where I say that there were bigger bears there is about Asia. As in I thought there were much bigger bears in Asia.







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> located in Berlin, Germany
THEYRE APPROPRIATING MY CULTURE AGAIN. FUCK YOU GERMANS 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕





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> What would you have recommended?
Gameplay wise? Probably Snowbreak. But then if she's going just for popularity I guess ZZZ is the most popular rn, maybe Nikke?
For cute cosplays I would choose FGO though, that would be peak.













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I genuinely think the west side story is a certain "mood" but maybe that's because I haven't watched many movies like that.
If you want an actual nebulous recommendation, how about a comedy? But not like a dry comedy, an actual comedy flick, I bet there's a bunch that I haven't watched that are good.



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I asked for aesthetics and moods, nobody gave any of the like, neko
those two concepts are supposed to be undefined and broad so that theres room for interpretation. kind of like  feelings and emotions are
"elves" and "comedy" are too defined, too narrow and thus dont fulfill the laws of the universe that had been put forth for this herculean task


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She did tell you she wanted to research the properties of morrowind liquor. What did you think she was gonna do?
> a new low for the Mages Guild
you and I both know that this isn't close to the worst of the mages guild... the arch mage employs a fucking telvanni spy as his chief advisor.

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> What did you think she was gonna do?
Tbh, after reading Ajira's reports I'm not even surprised she just drank them all at once lmao.
> the arch mage employs a fucking telvanni spy as his chief advisor.
I did not know that. But then I always kill Trebonius most of the time not doing any quests for him because he's an ass.

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It's another guild quest that leads you to find him, maybe the head of the Balmora's mages guild, or maybe Sadrith Mora's mages guild. One of them sends you to investigate a telvanni spy and you eventually find that it's the arch mage's personal advisor.




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Genre: Brutalist
Characteristics: Geometrical, Concrete, Utilitarian means (from the french beton brut lit. "rough concrete"
Mood / aesthetics: Towering, cold, distant, imposing, unease, alien, foreign

perhaps I wasnt clear about what kinds of ways the categories could be separated







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Fake news spread by Far-Right Racists who hate our lord and saviour Sir Keir Starmer, Prime Minister For Life of his majesty's great britain and northern ireland.

Those who spread such images online are liable for up to 15 years in supermax prison, though they're considering bringing back the death penalty for traitors.

Hail Starmer. Hail Starmer. 
send help life is not wonderful albion has fallen. oh god they're outside my d








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> get home at 3 pm
> going to bed around now
I just sat and thought for a minute. Thought about what I have achieved or even managed to do at all during these 7 hours of solitude.
Silch. I havent even done my vocab grind for today which I just realized existed and will take like 35 minutes
Toller leben...






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Thank you pookie, helping Starmie Warmie look his best has earned you a VIP holiday, a weekend getaway to Skeg Vegas, all inclusive (Caravan stay, full english breakfast, fish and chips for dinner)



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> At least 10 EU countries will not extradite criminals to UK because of Brexit
> France, Germany and Poland among countries who will not send their own nationals to Britain
HAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU KEIR STARMER 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕



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SA/SO on COLARDO complete.
Only took me like an hour of routing.

I did it on professional and knocked out so many guards so. This is gonna be a hard one to do with no knockouts, most of the targets have permanent bodyguards attached to them, and there's 4 targets.

The current route only has one accident kill, 3 other normal kills but I just hide the body. A pretty good section where I perfectly time a headshot one target into an accident kill on another though.


I've got 2/4 on Master difficulty, SA/SO no knockouts, and I've got a route to take me to the final 2, but splitting them off and being able to kill the last guys is quite difficult. Might take me a lot of attempts to figure this out.







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 >>/5397/
> Acid's voice is cute.
I mean... It's okay, I wouldn't call it very cute though.
> Arie has many styles.
Yea, including complete wack. But thankfully most of the time it's okay.
There's a reason why I've chosen an old(ish) tok from this account and it's because the rest were at least questionable
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> and now I am sicker than a snicker.
> to koniec
Acabou... I hope you get better neko :)

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There really is no better feeling than when you've just finished a really long bathroom break. All the bad stuff is removed from your body, life is wonderful and cleansing and I'm one SA/SO away from completing Hitman 1 SA/SO







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> I am installing WSL...
That sounds retarded, why not dual boot like every single person ever? It's not even a problem if you configure GRUB properly afterwards (to skip the system choice unless needed)
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> Sat 14/09/24
He's a time traveler too!!!



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 >>/5412/
It took an hour but after a lot of testing it seems like despite registering my ssd with windows on it as being connected to my SATA-1 port, it wasnt loading it in the boot setup. so I could just swap it to another sata port and then it worked.
I would give my computer 1-2 more years before it completely crumbles


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> I would give my computer 1-2 more years before it completely crumbles
Hopefully you upgrade by then :)
You will not upgrade by then and it'll crash and burn I bet
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Uhhhhh, let's just say that the windows boot practices are not exactly the most stable in the world. I wonder if they've actually updated it for 10/11 or are they still going with 20+ year old way of booting.
On the other hand every time windows tries to do anything with that it inadvertently fucks with linux installation because they would rather erase your linux installation than try to maintain any semblance of compatibility.











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It's like "eeeeeeh", but it can be done well I bet, I just don't know if I really like this cos of Ari, but I think that was the best microwave edit I've seen so far when it comes to technical execution.




















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 >>/5444/
I've never had any, not a popular taste in my country. Should I buy some? I think it's possible I would just have to search for them or somthing.
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You will live out your Katawa Shoujo dream RIGHT NOW buddy.
And by that I mean you will replay the game :)

Attaching is it really that easy? I just walk out and meet the cos fu and then I rizz her up?



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At least they're cute toks with effort... in the past four days my neighbourfu has posted four OOTDtoks (one with the bestie), shilled three different stores, two toks about cutting her hair (it's so over) and showed how to make a homemade cheese, ham and pineapple pizza. That's a total of ten contributions towards 742X filenames.

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> make post
> tab back into tigtog
> new tok from her two minutes ago
> eight seconds of selfierecording, baby voice filter audio, huge text saying "HELLO MY NAME IS NEIGHBOURFU AND I WANT TO BUY ALL THE SHOES I SEE"
I hate real women, I'm unfollowing her, deleting the archive and filling the empty space on my hard drive with the Kefla leaked sets.



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 >>/5448/
> new shrivix tok
> it's just an ad
Acabou... Shrivixnekos...
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> I hate real women
Relatable.
> Kefla leaked sets
You have Kefla leaked sets and you DIDNT SHARE?
I bet you also have Emory patreon leaks, MODS STONE HIM TO DEATH
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I dunno, this cos is kinda... I bet the character is dismissive and she's trying to be in character but I don't like that kind of attitude characters so I don't feel it.
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> #funny
They didn't lie, I actually laughed at stuffing gram gram joke.




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 >>/5455/
She looks far too happy, ellen would also never dance like this.
Failboat, missed the point of the character, also the background has far too many things going on... a door and a window???? just give me a plain white wall to stare at instead so it doesn't overwhelm me.
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Cow come he keeps adding new content and it's not paid DLC??? does Eric 'ConcernedApe' Werner fucking hate money?
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Call me crazy but this is a Hanako Ikezawa cosplay, because of the burn marks on her face.
I know the hair is wrong, but that sorta looks like Hanako's casual outfit.









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> Call me crazy but this is a Hanako Ikezawa cosplay, because of the burn marks on her face.
> #sidneyprescottscream
I like your theory better though :)
> does Eric 'ConcernedApe' Werner fucking hate money?
I don't think he is worried about muns anymore. Pretty sure stardew sold in millions of dollars, maybe even tens of millions. Guy is set for life and is just doing it because he likes to develop games.
Nvm I just checked, it sold 30 million copies, that's an order of magnitude more.
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Okay the closet cosplay is kinda cute, even if the girl is mid.

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insanely good OC, mind if I put this in the book of Eric 'ConcernedApe' posts?
 >>/5467/
I've seen Katawa Shoujo cosplays before online but at this point I doubt anyone is cosplaying it anyway.

Shrivix would obviously cosplay Lilly. But who would (You)r tokker cosplay from the hit video game and movie franchise 'Katawa Shoujo'?




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Good morning nekos,

You are a treasured part of my life and reading your posts makes my days better. Even if life isn't wonderful,  it is better due to the existence of the slowhole known as /neko/















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Maybe this was it, I ended up getting in bed at 8pm and waking up at 8am. Just a casual 12 hour sleep, where I didn't wake up every few hours like normal.

Maybe sleeping with headphones in as I CONSOOOOOOOOM an audio book is bad for my sleep?

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if I boot up calamity again I probably need to change class
everywhere I read people say ranger is dogshit (and gets even worse post ML), everything I watch shows that ranger is worse than all the other subclasses
calamity empress has got hands

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> Maybe sleeping with headphones in as I CONSOOOOOOOOM an audio book is bad for my sleep
Depends on your audio levels and how comfortable are your headphones. Personally I have decent enough headphones/position that it doesn't bother me and I put my audio at the level that I wouldn't be able to hear while sleeping (because of the natural decrease in hearing sensitivity during sleep)
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> ranger is worse than all the other subclasses
I thought summoner is the worst. His testimony doesn't match. BAILIFF!!11

Me on the other hand I've done practically nothing yesterday. I even booted up Stardew but I don't think I feel like playing that after Terraria, I need something a bit more lively.

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I will be sat at my computer in silence, unmoving, unblinking for the next 5 hours and 31 minutes as I wait for the next DLC for Crusader Kings III to release.

Despite being a swedish studio, Paradox decides to release their DLCs/Updates at 5pm in Sveden, thank you paracucks, very cool.


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 >>/5491/
Crusader Kings isn't a map painting simulator, it's a dynasty simulator.

Unlike the other Paradox games like Eurvpa Universalis, Hearts of Iron, Victoria, >Imperator: Rome, Crusader Kings is about the characters more so than the nations they rule.

It's an incest 'em up, how habsburg can you get before your empire falls apart.














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 >>/5501/
> can't discern between Expert mode Calamity and Infernum mode Calamity
My care about calamity index went from 0 to -0.2 :)
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> plus I said summoner was the hardest, not the worst
Yes, the famous discrepancy between worst and hardest (???)
I think your opinion ain't worth shit at this point, if that's what you're going to say.







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Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)







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> interviewer doesn't see me and grabs another guy for my scheduled interview time 
> fire alarm goes off 20 minutes later
> spend 30 minutes outside in the rain
> finally interview 
> it goes well
:D



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eae gentle tô bebado
ontem (o dia passado, tlgd?) falei português por talvez mais ou menos duas horas e foi muito ruim. tudo tá fodendo
hoje, encontrei o rapaz tuga e completamente errei tudo. acabou e já passou
amanhã? nada melhorará
sifro na suécia


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it's crazy to think that if i hadn't just decided to browse /wsg/ one day in late 2018, i wouldn't be posting here today. i would have spent the last few years spending my time somewhere else, without the nekos. there might not BE any nekos if not for me posting "life is wonderful" every day for 2.3 years on nekochen.net

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Additionally if I hadn't decided to look up universities on a whim on August 15th 2019, out of sheer boredom of hopelessness, I wouldn't have ended up going to university 3 weeks later, so I would've been stuck at home going nowhere in life for another year.

Sometimes singular actions can end up being impactful and positive.

I'm sorry for blogposting a little, I'm in a thinking mood but in a good way at least, it's nice to think about all the little actions in life that have led to good things.

I semi-regularly check in on /ksg/ - Katawa Shoujo General on 4chan's /vg/ board and though I've not posted there in years at this point, it's nice to see another slowhole place where people are positive to one another and discussing a niche interest.

I'm gonna felt something tomorrow. I haven't finished felting anything since that Whale that I made as a present for BGC Girl. It made me happy to make that, it was thoughtful. I MADE something for someone. I hope she still looks at it regularly and likes it. I'm probably gonna felt a lifesize model of Kay, zomg that would be so freaking epic.
/s
unless....

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Yesterday I went back to TDC (bored of skipping class) and there was a new guy (new for me, he's been there for the last two weeks) wearing the official Swedenland futbol shirt and with a very forced hue accent.
I checked his phone number after returning home and he's from nowhere close to scandi, but it was funny.
 >>/5525/
If my secretfu didn't delete half her toks every other week and I didn't write her @ + tigtog on my browser, I would've never found the tittygee's...



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 >>/5523/
It's never over, until you lay down to die :)
 >>/5526/
> I'm probably gonna felt a lifesize model of Kay
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It's okay to blogpost, me personally, I love reading blogposts
 >>/5529/
She looks so much like snoojak that I actually thought you posted her. I had to do like a double take to make sure it isn't her.
Uncanny.









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> open /v/
> DEI!!! GO WOKE GO BROKE
> ZOMG DEADLOCK IS SATANIC
> MUH CENSHORSHIP NO BIG TITS IN GAMES
> CONCORD CONCORD CONCORD!!!!
how do they have the energy to do this day in and day out


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> open /v/
That was your first (and main) mistake.
Also the answer is: It's just twitter but a little bit edgier. I don't know either why people spend multiple hours on twitter posting about muh politics.




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spent like 2 hours trying to refresh back into this slowhole. i HATE it here.

say what you will about 'chen, it didn't go down, it was serviceable and we had a good run. I checked it earlier and there's still people posting on it once a day, so it's not even safe to go back. who are these people checking a dead site on the daily.










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Good morning nekos, zomg I got quads, check 'em.
 >>/5553/
> Aomori
Aomori patreon pack leaks when????
 >>/5552/
Using deductive reasoning, facts, logic and my own eyes, I have determined that the individual on the right is a biological female (AFAB) and therefore it is not gay to post her.


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NO WAY, Rekiposter got quads... It's over...
> individual on the right is a biological female (AFAB)
Yea I dunno, especially since it's coming from the INFAMOUS gayposter (the one and only) (the neko that posts crossdressers half of the time)
 >>/5556/
And a bom dia to you neko :)

New susu tummy :3




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> NekoScore is an estimation of your in-game MMR (Matchmaking Rating) in Deadlock.
MMR is called 'NekoScore' in Deadlock. It is a CERTIFIED game by Nekos, for Nekos.

The only thing Neko relatd in Valorant is that it includes a tranny character.

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I'm installing Deadlock right now (I got a key from an anime profile).

Will be streaming LIVE on ChazPrinceton when it's installed
-ChazPrinceton

t. Chaz










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 >>/5571/
I didnt get one (that was why I was too fatigued to type in chat (i still watched you pubstomp those 2 poor sods still playing))
blogpost: speaking a different language is way harder than typing in it blogpost end, over








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 >>/5576/
alternative reply: it's been 2 working days since my job interview and im getting antsy, they still haven't replied. god i hope they accept. I really think I presented myself well there. haircut, nice shirt, gave them both firm handshakes.






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Sorry Chazza, you were stomping them so hard that I started snoozing... Apparently you were still on when I got up to shut off the 'puter, but yeah..
Why can't I sleep for more than 4 hours, I even got some earplugs :( Now I'm still tired and can't get more bread for so many hours and will be eepy all day everyday...
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I don't like this tok. I can't STAND those Joejoe cosplays.








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the game is real good. i've discovered an upgrade you can buy where you imbue an ability so that once you use it, it refreshes your magazine fully.

warden's long reload time? now countered by pressing the RUN FAST ability. gg ez.



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It's actually not as stupid as you think, it's the only ability that you actually would want to save for after you spend your whole mag.
Also it has a 12-sec cd, so it wouldn't be that much better on the flask.


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because I throw my Q and E to start the fight, and when I start a fight I always have a full magazine (I constantly reload). Putting on the W allows me to refresh my ammo mid fight and prevents those scenarios where I don't kill someone and stand around reloading for 4 seconds as they fortnite dance on me.
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It only gives a shield at the max upgrade, and that is the last ability I will purchase in the game. And a shield in the middle of a fight is just as useful as a shield at the start of a fight, it'll still get used.


























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 >>/5620/
> not 4 beers 2 cigs any%
ngmi
Do better.
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> a favelado can get cute anime girl
> I get naffin
It's SO OVER
> it was hinnykin
I genuinely only drank whatever was the strongest at cheapest prices. Well as long as it was not instant vomit inducing.
Yes, I drank like 20 beers weekly at some point why do you ask?















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> come home from movie night
> realise cat has pissed on the bed in our absence
> washing machine breaks trying to wash bedding
> water all over the kitchen floor
> now spending my evening in a laundromat

How are your sundays going nekobros?

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> How are your sundays going nekobros?
Apparently a lot better than yours even though I have literally done nothing all day lmao.
I'm sorry neko, I hope it'll actually improve for you however much it can.

















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think my friend is feeling disillusioned with life because he has started watching YouTube grifters that peddle insane ideology
one of the examples is that Sv3rige guy who is all about the whole raw meat only diet and how eating rice is not just as bad as but also WORSE than eating candy and pure sugar with your food
 not long before he dips his toes in the whole red pill movement I reckon














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game becomes so much easier when you are several people playng cute bunnies
i won 2 runs back to back on normal mode time to step up and do something even more difficult!!!:
assignments without losing focus




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> missed a call from the place I interviewed at last week
> got a text asking me when I'd be free for a call tomorrow
:D

pogchamp, life is wonderful, SHIRLEY they won't be calling me to call me a loser bitch and tell me I don't have the job.

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 >>/5674/
I wouldn't say that's unexpected.
Although I was hoping my taunt will give you at least a little motivation
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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 >>/5676/
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
There's actually about 0% chance you're getting rejected, especially since they've texted you to set up a call.








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hey buddy I'm waiting on a call today that'll tell me I've gotten a job.
**I have never actually watched a vtuber, I just saw a youtube video saying she was graduating and wanted to post it here because I know you nekos love vchubas and especially Amelia Watson (best chuba)



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