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 >>/6885/
Well he sounds like he's SHIT at the game. Because I, the god chadrick of deadlock, had a 66.7% winrate on Haven, which is back in the map pool, so it's haven A site planting all day every day boys lets freaking actually freaking go freaking heck freaking yeah


i changed my name to something that women will HATE so that they get emotional and talk to me (this will make them confuse their hatred with LOVE) (this is called rizz)


IMPORTANT LIFE UPDATE:
I have quit deadlock for the foreseeable future. Despite meeting a girl in game that I was going to duo with, I am doing this because I must. I think the girl thinks I am gay anyways but she did say that her, and I quote, "the way my pussy leaked when you said [that you play] McGinnis"



> It's an old couple get on the bus and spend a full minute yapping to the bus driver episode
Dozens of people waiting so some boomers can ask Dave how his wife is doing








finishing installing valoslop today, also gonna go into the city centre and buy some crap so won't be around to play for a few hours.

also, neko i've seen your new name. do you really think THAT is relevant enough to make people angry? do women still listen to them??



 >>/6902/
Ah, you're trying to attract one specific female. It'll never work, nothing ever happens, moonfaced china men will never love you long time.

Back home, bought some cool t-shirts, I'll post them later.
















fucking hate fireworks users, bonfire night (5th of november) has overtime turned into bonfire fortnight, with people setting off fireworks a week either side of the date because most of the time it doesn't fall on a hecking weekend on no.

fuck you, tough shit, grow up and stop using fireworks (always shit anyway) fuck you fuck you fuck you
 >>/6918/
 >>/6919/
basically my balls got twisted up internally, was very painful and they had to do surgery to untie the veins. thats why i say don't get it twisted, it's life advice.








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> if 28cl trans was so good, then why didn't they make a 32cl-
Is what I wanted to snapshot and post the moment I stepped into the big store, but to my dismay they renamed it to 32cl FLORAL and I just fell to my knees in the cup aisle. We're never coming back from this cumchalicesisters.
 >>/6905/
> Welcome to fabulous Skeg Vegas
You're a Def Leppard fan? Name three of their songs.
I want to write more things about other posts but I have nothing pleasant to say 😔 It's going to be a long No Negging November.



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> ☆ #ROHANKISHIBE !! #cosplay #onthisday #xyzbca #animecosplay #gaming #jojosbizarreadventure #jojo #jojocosplay #jjba #jjbacosplay #rohankishibecosplay #jojopart4 #anime #halloween #cosplayer #cosplayergirl #cosplaygirl #crossplay #crossplayer

The depression disappears whenever a cute girl cosplays a boy on tiktok.com
thank you acid, very cool.

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> no posts since my post this morning
Do get it twisted, neko is DEAD.

I will now make another longwinded blogpost about falling in love with a girl at BGC. She's cute, short, has a nice smile, she's good at the game and takes joy in it, I shrimply love her. And this time she doesn't seem to be a BPD Sexo Majesto MTF FTM, nonbinary acesexual. She's just... a relatively normal girl. I think she's a little autistic from something she said today about it, but it is what it is, I also could be considered autistic I guess for archiving my toks.

She was speaking to me today about terraria, but the conversation got derailed by others so I missed my chance to keep being a gamer.

She's actually beaten the game, I admitted I've not even beaten a single mech boss. (Girls like it when a guy is humble and bad at video games). I play a mage, she plays a ranger, can I make it anymore obvious?




 >>/6936/
> hold the frame
Am I retarded and misunderstanding a common norweigen saying, or is this just gibbish/a typo?
> more plates more dates
Another plate of dinner (fast food sloppa)... Sure thing neko...

 >>/6937/
> Am I retarded and misunderstanding a common norweigen saying
Hold the frame as in keep calm and collected as in pretend to be a cool guy but actually cool.
It's an inkie term, you wouldn't get it *smoking_Joker.jpeg*
> fast food sloppa
NOT THOSE KIND OF PLATES, GYM PLATES...


 >>/6938/
My new job has a 30 days free gym subscription offer at their gym, I'll sign up to it tonight and hit the gym every day, all chest no legs. I'll diet too, all veggies no eggs. Yeah, then I'll make myself a smoothie. Yeah, then me and wifey make a movie.


 >>/6941/
It's free and I have to begin the trial within a month of starting employment, so either now or 2 weeks from now at most.

No reason to not start it, I'll check it out, maybe I can go in, do a workout, shower and be ready for work. Maybe I can do a workout after work, I shall see.

95% chance I am not motivated and don't use it, in which case I've lost nothing.

5% chance I get /fit/ become a chadrick and Cute BGC girl turns out to be a lesbian



 >>/6944/
"You have a boyfriend? A cute boyfriend?"
Genuinely don't know, the only lezzers I knew weren't exactly hidden about it. Depending on how much you talk it comes up if she's in relationship, if not, who knows?























 >>/6966/
really funny tenshillion edit, take my +2 kind stranger.
 >>/6967/
She got banned for being anti-french. I have said things worse than her every time I've played valorant and I have never even received a chat ban, it's just a skill issue I'm afraid.
 >>/6965/
I am still riding this high 10 hours later. She wants me fr, this good mood will carry me to sunday, where I will rizz her up with a funfact about piss.



LATAMposter: Can u swim?
GERMANICposter: No
LATAMposter: Then a dog is better than you because it swims

GERMANICposter: Can you swim?
LATAMposter: Yes!
GERMANICposter: Then what's the difference between you and a dog?
LATAMposter: *shocked* GERMANICposter rocks!

LATAMposter: Why do you GERMANICposters post different tokkers, we all post Boni
GERMANICposter: Horses come in different colours, but donkeys are all the same

send this to all germanic posters






 >>/6976/
Life is Wonderful. 
Posting ugly tokkers and pretending they're cute.
Blogposting (Unironically I was the most prolific blogposter in the day)
Terraria
Book of Eric posts
Wait instead of Weight
Furhaps 
48 donuts
FUCK YOU
Calling people buddy or buster
Alley cats
Jazz hands to clap
Calling abbles babbles
Calling abbles a he/him
Calling abbles canon and valid
Calling abbles skinny even when he was a chubster
Posting that one abbles tok but renaming the file to luna (it laughs me every time)
'Laughs me' or 'laughed me' is a gimmick I made








 >>/6983/
 >>/6984/
Obviously trans. Clocked it from the thumbnail.
 >>/6982/
 >>/6984/
I only worked for like an hour. I spent nearly 2 hours today sat in an office reading. It's been 3 weeks, surely they'd have caught me by now, right? I'm paranoid that my boss somehow knows I'm not working.

I'm getting everything done, there's no cause for complaints, but I'm also just reading fanfiction for half my first.


 >>/6986/
We're assigned to specific areas. I've been sent to cover for people in addition to my own space like 5 or 6 times, so it does happen. And honestly everywhere else seems more public, there's more work to do. I have to keep like 30 offices clean but on any given day at most 5 have been used, so there's not much to do.

The woman who works in the same building as me is responsible for lecture halls that are used daily by dozens of students, so there's actually shit to clean.



 >>/6988/
I don't get this question, what's wrong with working as a cleaner? I've worked jobs that you get just to have a job and get paid before and I'm definitely not ashamed of it.
 >>/6989/
I don't think you did, IIRC the only thing you mentioned is that you're getting a job that's anything just because you can't find something good.

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 >>/6990/
I didn't read the question as, 'zomg you work as a cleaner? that's so cringe and anti-kaypilled. I just read it as neko not knowing what I worked as)
Cleaning is a good job mate, but professionals have standards
1: be polite
2: be efficient
3: have a plan to clean everything you see


But yeah I've worked the sweltering hot summer of 2022 and 2023 as a cleaner where I did my undergraduate degree. That was a pretty good job, literally lived on campus, woke up at 8:45, grabbed breakfast in the canteen, arrived at work at 9am and worked till 1pm.
Though, that was working in a group so I actually did shit for 4 hours, far more supervison and oversight. If we ran out of stuff to do they'd have us polishing railings and stuff on stairwells, which is an absurdly pointless task.
> getting a job that's anything
That was the plan, just happy to have some kind of income for a few months whilst I figure out a long term solution.


Was thinking about moving to the United States but now that Hitler 3.0 has just been elected... I feel sorry for all the transisters in US right now, thoughts and prayers.

 >>/6991/
> I didn't read the question as, 'zomg you work as a cleaner? that's so cringe and anti-kaypilled. I just read it as neko not knowing what I worked as)
I mean maybe, if so it was strangely worded but sure.

It is kind of strange for a cleaner to not have anything to do, but if they pay for you sitting on your ass then godspeed, I would love that personally.
> Hitler 3.0
Naurrr he mentioned politics it's over...

 >>/6992/
There's stuff to do, and if all the offices I had to keep clean actually had people using them daily, I'd be working for most of my 3 hour shift.

I show up, I clean the two toilets in my area, then I go through every office, maybe 3 or 4 need a bit of work a day, and by the time I've done that I've seen the whole place so I know if any carpets need hoovering, then I do that. If it looks clean I just leave it.

 >>/6989/
had no clue, thought you were working some office-cubicle job and were reading pdfs but had nothing to do for half  the day
if youre cleaning then I callback my message about asking for more work, just hide and read your A03 king, don't let the blue collar slave labourers draw not one more drop of water from the stone that is your holy temple body. when i last worked in a warehouse i would go hide between the 7 meter tall pallet stacks and read neko

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 >>/6990/
persecution complexneko....
 >>/6992/
> if so it was strangely worded but sure.
how else do you ask someone if they work as a cleaner if you dont know if someone works as a cleaner?
< e-excuse me n-n-neko... would you purrchance describe your professional duties as that of a Sanitation and Waste Management Engineer??? 🤜🤛 ARIGATO for answering my question !!!!






 >>/6995/
> how else do you ask someone if they work as a cleaner if you dont know if someone works as a cleaner?
"Oh so you work as a cleaner?" would suffice :)
Or literally any other version that is not so dry and you have to infer the tone on nothing in particular.










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150 swifted in 6 days skull emoji transpride emoji


zomg, going to berlin to watch womemes play valorant, that is soooo fucking cool, instead of watching a game of skill like dota 2, you're watching valoslop. i HATE VALORA TI HATE VALORANT I HATE VALORANT I HATE VALORANT

alright im queing up to play swifted right now im gonna find a valorant egf to watch game changers with, then we'll become gender changers.









you ever hear a song that tickles your brain just right to the point where it feels like you just took a deep breath of fresh winter air? I live for that feeling. Happens a few times a year if I am lucky but its great every time

 >>/7020/
> like you just took a deep breath of fresh winter air
I think I know what you're talking about although it might be a bit different for me.
It does happen more often when I get drunk and listen to music, although it happens naturally too sometimes.
Maybe I should listen to more music again, I haven't been looking for anything good for a while.


Once my exam is over on friday (if I pass this I will be incredibly surprised) I will be playing 美女,请别影响我学习 on stream to disprove the haters that say that I dont have rizz
t. ChazriddlerPrinceton



> mom stresses the fuck out in kitchen and turns on 50 different appliances leading to a fuse breaking
> turn it back on, modem no longer working at all
> probably no Internet for 2 weeks straight
bros... I don't think putting off studying until the last 2 days was a smart idea

 >>/7026/
> probably no Internet for 2 weeks straight
Can't you connect your phone to at least get it working for basic stuff?
> modem no longer working at all
Yea that sucks... Check if it's not that specific outlet but other than that, you're shit outta luck.


 >>/7028/
> would be enough to download a few pdfs of old exams
Yea more or less what I've had in mind. As long as you've got a few hundred megabytes to spare you should be fine.
> already checked outlets and all that jazz
RIP, I guess you've got a new paperweight

> promises a stream
> less than 2 hours later claims his internet wont work for 2 weeks
classic move from ChazriddlePrinceton

I will get my stream, even if I have to fly to Skegness International Airport and beat it out of you.



can't believe this is how people in the 1800s lived... without Internet and only being able to listen to stuff on Spotify and post with their nekos on they phone...
day 1 of no net november

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There's this other cleaning job I could go for, it's 10pm-6am, so I'd be working from 5pm-8pm, then 10pm-6am, I'd be full on night shift guy at that point. It's full time, so would bring in enough money for me to move out, get an apartment in the city centre and that would half my commute times, I'd be living on my own, which would be nice too. But then I wouldn't have much time for myself, 3 hours a day at most before the rise and grind starts. And evening shifts would make it harder to be awake for BGC Sundays where I see my BGC Wife (I haven't been able to stop daydreaming about dating her, it's becoming a serious problem, I need her to tell me she's a lesbian this sunday to break the curse).

I'd also hate my life and want to die if I was working 55 hours a week. Then again I already hate my life and want to die due to my lack of an iPhone. But seriously I need something to do, ahhhhh where are the hecking hobbies or obbys.



Posting more of the racist, homerphobic, trainsphobic, trump supporting asuka cosplayer because I think she's cyute and it makes you leftwing libsharks seethe!!!!





I've made jokes about this trump thing but I'm sick of seeing UK and German cosplayers reposting about the American election. Buster, its got nowt to do with you. Quit filling my feed with repost spam about how trump supporters aren't welcome in your community.  It's a nothingburger like 2016.

 >>/7039/
Yeap, I'm definitely not looking at any cosplayer social media for like a week.
Don't care.
> It's a nothingburger like 2016.
> he hasn't read Project 2025 page 204
I see, if you haven't gotten your pamphlet I'm sure it will arrive soon :)






valorant is a bad game made for children who cannot handle the dark realism of cs:go

load into comp, zero comms, we're getting shit on, one guy goes after round 3, doesn't come back till midway through round 5, we try to surrender, one guy votes no, incredible.

 >>/7046/
And the worst part is the game doesn't let you ABANDON like in Dota or CS. I literally cannot play valorant until that game finishes. I either sit there, not enjoy my life for 45 minutes, or I alt f4 and I'm forced to play another game, when I really just wanted a nice game of valorant for the evening.

Oh, but at least you can buy SKINS!!! in a game where you can't trade skins.

 >>/7047/
just go stroke that shit for 45 min. mic loud, moaning and all tsh. go ham on a nekka to punish your teammates for their mistakes. prove that you're still f~ling joy despite dat shit game. beat ur shit up talking real blue and bruised from the grippability








 >>/7055/
> they specifically visit here and know it will piss you off
This explains why there's always over 100 realtime users 'on this thread'. Literally every company is lurking here to PISS ME OFF.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH




 >>/7059/
That's why I posted it. He has been following her for 7 months and he's dropped at LEAST £5000

Okay, it might be a little less, turns out you get a small discount if you buy bundles of gift subs, but still, we're talking like minimum £4000 on Tenshi in 7 months. And half of that goes to Amazon.

If I was Tenshi I'd be a little bit annoyed and just tell him, hey dude, if you want to support ME, stop paying the 50% amazon tax and just swifted paypal.
> average rent in my country for a year
Even in the UK he's spending a ton of money, when I was an undergraduate student I had £9000 to live on for the year, so he's spending what I'd live on in a year on Tenshillion.

I guess someone needs to pay for her flights to Berlin...

I've watched the whole Nolan Batman Trilogy, it was okay, kinda high on the cheese factor and at moments unintentionally funny but at least it definitely wasn't boring.


 >>/7062/
FOR YOU
I get it now why people said it was just badly shot (as in he meant it would be very painful for the CIA to take it off, as in it was a threat) but it is funny that 90% of the meme material is in the first 5 minutes of the movie and I've never seen almost anything past that.
Also I don't think it was my version (it might be) but whoever edited the movie really messed up, there was so many ratio changes that I've stopped counting but just in the first 10 minutes you can probably count like 3 or 4. Like one scene will be in 16:9, then 21:9 then back to 16:9, I think there were even non-standard ratios.











Missed my bus. 15 min till next one. So I'll miss my 2nd bus, adding another 20 minute weight time.

Late home by 35 minutes because i can't just start and finish work 5 minutes early to insure I catch the bus.






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I was going to make a bad post where I present to be the nier anime neko, and joke about how the anime has made me understand the pains of being a woman, something something, please call me Alice now. But that would've been bad. It's No Negging November, don't neg your nekos.


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 >>/7081/
I finally logged back into valorant to find I've got a 30 minute ban for all the dodging I've been doing. I cannot even finish one game, whilst you, the superior neko gets to finish instead of a dame.

It's officially over for me, this is it, the end of the rine, rine ends here.

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RINE ENDS

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 >>/7090/
the reason I rage quit most recently was because of 0 comms, one guy was afk for 2 rounds, and 2 people on my team were clearly duo'd, they were silently cordinating so they're on VC together but can't be arsed to say anything in team chat.

i called for a surrender vote at 0-6, after the afk guy had come back. someone voted no, so i said FUCK this and quit the game.

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 >>/7091/
yesterday I had a game where I top fagged on my team and won us the game as KAY/O.

but even a number 1 victory royale, yeah fortnite we bout to get down, was enough to make me have fun. having to hear two grown ass arabs, ahem, i mean, 'swedes', beg one guy on our team for 'skins' every round made me want to shoot myself with my vandal skin (Sakura)

why did I make this in 2 posts instead of one? I forgor to write it all as one, sorry for adding to the post count with no contribution :/

Maybe I'll play Persona 5: Royal, I have it on steam, and haven't played it before. I looked at my steam today and I've only touched 2 games in the last 2 weeks, Crusader Kings 3, and Slay the Spire. I jsut get home from work, seethe, and then run it down StS. Maybe Persona 5 would be fun, i could discuss who is best girl with you nekos :D im sure everyneko 'cept thisneko has played it b4..




 >>/7095/
> Isn't that a movie?
Now that you mention it, I think there's a movie like that. Wasn't it that thing about being trapped in a moving room cube thingie (or hypercube or whatever in the sequel)? That was kind of fun.





 >>/7100/
> badder than me
> taller than me
> better at valorant than me
> posts cuter tokkers than me
yeah i give up. please never come to skegness, the one thing i have in my life is BGC Wife and you would steal her away with your chadrick aura.




 >>/7104/
short, slender, wears glasses, is blonde, her name is lola, she was a show girl but that was 30 years ago


> play valorant
> neither of my duelists entry
> nobody comms
> one guy insta denies my attempts to surrender
> they lose a player at mid-game
> still stomp us 4-5




IMPORTANT LIFE UPDATE:
I have quit valorant for the foreseeable future. Despite meeting a girl in game that I was going to duo with, I am doing this because I must. I think the girl thinks I am gay anyways but she did say that her, and I quote, "the way my pussy leaked when you said [that you play] Deadlock"





 >>/7113/
this neko thinks companies work fast AHAHHAAHAH I won't have Internet for fukxing MONTHS

someone cut my fucking fiber cable just so I wouldn't stream that movie about the evil dog for the 1 year anniversary rewatcj party which was supposed to be TODAY (4 hours ago)




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Nekos, would it be cringe or endearing to any potential cute girls at BGC if I brought a manga and just so happened to be reading it like 20-30minutes early.

'Oh, this thing? Yeah haha, I was a big fan of the anime so I'm trying to get into the LNs'
It's BLUE PERIOD, it's about art students, there might just so happen to be a cute girl there who does an art degree, and maybe we get to talking, maybe she's seen the anime and will discuss it with me?

Is this idea a FailFish or a WinFin?







 >>/7124/
Immediately as I begun to walk home, the depression was hitting me. BGC is nice, even for all it's flaws, the social interaction eases the pain of my soul for a few hours.

On the bus ride home I hit rock bottom again. Back to the weekly routine of boredom, my only solace being 7 days away.

I feel like shit and it's probably my own fault somehow. I can't even feel good about my day, I just seethe that it's over. This is a terrible state to be in, it's so gloomy, dark and cold. I miss the sun, I miss the summer, I fucking miss when nekochen was actually for the nekos.


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Had a 2 hour nap. Life is wonderful, depression has disappeared, I wasn't sad, just tired :D
 >>/7126/
Furhaps...

Usually I'm working wednesdays so can't go :P

omg cute reki new cosplay omg zomg domg :D
back to bed, time for the 8 hour part of the nap

> go to bed at 9 pm to get 10 hours of sleep before waking up EARLY at 7 am
> wake after 3 hours for no reason at all
> won't sleep a single second more
can't believe doing everything right means I get punished











gonna be real with you guys because you are my nekos so listen up if I was sputnikprinceton the Zupporter right now I would have continued to type out the lyrics to I'm Blue because they start with "yo listen up" but I'm NOT I'm gonna type something equally typical holy fuck I love ass so much I want to hug ass I want to use ass as(s) a pillow I want to bite ass cheeks I want to hug a girl around her ass and lift her up into the sky so she can reach the stars
I know ass is the right way to be because no matter how shit life goes, never have I thought "man, what I would do for some nice tits right now" or cared to look at a woman's rack. but, leave a nice ass in pants in front of me and I might go HUMMINA HUMMINA if you catch my drift  >>/7138/ thank you neko hope you have ass good of a day as you can and don't get assaulted

watching the nier anime and there was a sad scene and my thought process was "I think this is supposed to be sad but man that's a nice ass" thank fuck Yoko Taro is based because the amount of fan service that is exclusively ass based is topping charts
God bless that assaholic




 >>/7143/
I revisited a boulder problem that I struggled with and only barely managed to complete (by complete fluke) last time. Tried my original solution this time and no dice, was super hard. Looked at it a  it different for a while and managed to find a different solution which I gave a shot. First AND second tried that bitch with my new strat. Felt like that one Fat Boy Slim album cover genuinely. I'm already number 1,why even try? I had beaten the game and nothing else mattered to me. I had won. a big dude with chemical structures tattood all over his arm and his petite asian GF came over to try my solution just because it looked so smart.
need to get me one of those tbh



 >>/7145/
Is this show good?

This girl seems like the new anime girl everyone wants to cosplay, and I've heard this OP in a lot of stuff, is it goated with the sauce or is it just forgetable FOTMsloppa and I instead should watch Sakurasao No Pet No Kanajo?








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Saw a cute redhead working at the Mango store today. She looked like a cross between my first girlfriend and my future wife.

Sorry Sexo Majesto,  I am cured from my BPD INSANO lust. I only romantically crave a cute, modest redhead wife to live on a farm with.

Pics related, I found a 2b mango and Bonnie!!! Omg @Bonald check out this cute Bonnie



> There has been a suspicious new login made to your account
> Pressing "This was not me" leads to a password reset
> Pressing "This was me" leads to another password reset
Who designed this?


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 >>/7159/
she is seemingly gonna cosplay A2 from the hit anime Nier-Automata Ver1.1a that Bonald has been watching recently.
hooly fuck you dont know how much League I am gonna grind now that my internet is back up
I have missed out on like 50 games and my friend has outranked me, I gotta catch back up FAURRRRK

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Josh Ing casually reading my posts to see when my internet is down so he can make a few calls, pull a few strings and get my fu to spam every social media when I cant scrape...
He must be a long-lost cousin of the Bogdanoff's












watching Made In Abyss because of a recommendation and I cant wait for the furry girl to show up
had to watch it with subs cus the main character had a voice worse than tenshis


almost got ran over by a turk on a bike today
just saw this really cute girl with easily the best outfit I've seen in years and a sneak peek of her midriff. would've complimented her if she hadn't gotten on the bus at the stop I got off




> still no replies to my manga posts
I will pay it forward and reply to the last 10 posts that aren't mine and that I haven't already replied to.
 >>/7158/
Sounds like heaven for Indian scammers who try to get old people to read out the password reset text message.
 >>/7161/
You posted all the Bone dva toks except for the one about Sneezer... Not even a comment on the fact that your fu reps a band you despise? Must hurt, but us Cheeser fans stay winning.
 >>/7170/
I don't know what else to reply to this so take my (You)
 >>/7172/
That's the bird from Oyasumi PunPun in the background of the dva picture right? My friend read that and he said it made him depressed.
 >>/7173/
> a voice worse than tenshis
I'll have to check this out, her voice can be really freaking shrill and annoying. The only voices I always dislike more than that are the obviously fake and uncomfortable ones you hear trans women do online. That's an automatic X out of the browser tab if I hear the strained, pained attempts of a 23 year old man trying to sound like a woman.
 >>/7174/
Good luck!!!
 >>/7175/
You keep seeing cute girls on a daily basis, is it even possible to suffer where you live?
 >>/7176/
 >>/7177/
Heh, made me chuckle.
 >>/7178/
Racist joke? Cringe, downvoted, take my -2.

fatty sat in front of me during class. had a full fucking roll of oreos to a 3 hour lecture. fatty eating can be ticked off of your bingo card for today
a grown woman with 20 games installed on her phone. fatty was also dopamine addicted. gg


 >>/7179/
> Racist joke? Cringe, downvoted, take my -2.
More of a hitlerious pun, than a racist joke :)
> still no replies to my manga posts
Sorry but I just don't know what to say about Blue Period, since I genuinely believe it is not a thing for me just from the short description. I guess good for you and have fun reading it :)
 >>/7180/
Naurrrr he was watching intently a fatty for THREE hours. I bet you would LOVE to watch her devour another 3 rolls of Oreos HUH?
Maybe FOCUS on your LECTURE next time BUDDY

 >>/7182/
we all know you love all rolls there are fatty don't @ me if you're just thinking about bread rolls, cookie rolls, flubber rolls and nat20 rolls NERD lmao gotten CYA wouldn't wanna BE YA
anyways this lecture and the one on Monday have probably been the lectures that I've paid the most attention to ever in my life. unwavering attention for the entire time (listening wise, not much to see on the powerpoints (like 3 sentences per slide) so my eyes wander) 
 >>/7179/
yappalicious post, yappaholical concoction




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 >>/7180/
> bingo card
what the spruce, a neko has a card named after him??
I didn't get my bingo card, was it sent by mail?
 >>/7183/
> my eyes wander
> directly to the ass of the fatty mcfat eating her oreos
not being the chubby chaser allegations
 >>/7184/
Why would your ability to be fat change if you WERE a woman? You was a man now and you're not fat.

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 >>/6872/
Cute LATAM posted
 >>/6874/
Toga cosplay
 >>/6875/
Neko Nickname (Bonald)
 >>/6878/
Overly long blogpost about nothing (jk)
 >>/6879/
 >>/6880/
 >>/6885/
 >>/6884/
 >>/6883/
 >>/6881/
Valorant
 >>/6887/
Funny Joke That Laughs Me
 >>/6899/
Furry Comment
 >>/6894/
 >>/6900/
Depressing Blogpost
 >>/6903/
Brokeback Reference
 >>/6906/
 >>/6907/
ESLs Arguing over Grammar
 >>/6918/
Buddy
 >>/6926/
Omg germ hi
 >>/6933/
Overly long blogpost about nothing
 >>/6971/
Funny joke that laughs me
 >>/6977/
Life is wonderful
 >>/6985/
Trans accusation
 >>/7064/
Non-Neko Makes A Post
 >>/7093/
2B
 >>/7095/
Song Link Posted
THAT'S BINGO, LEFT SIDE.
 >>/7139/
Overly long post about women's bodies
 >>/7142/
feet
Another bingo, 4th line
 >>/7180/
fat hate post











 >>/6884/
I should've made a space for 'Original Content' because this cup throw image laughs me every time.




 >>/7188/
> Overly long post about women's bodies
double reply just to say that you cannot call that overly long. if anything, I had to HOLD BACK in order to not make the post any longer, which is not easy for me given my passion for female behinds and bottoms



 >>/7194/
Everything I do is just a poor mimicry of something you've done before. You are the greatest neko, I am lucky and humbled to have the opportunity to have the chance to have the privilege to share /neko/ with you.

My liege.
My king.
My fucking streamer.


 >>/7196/
I was kinda hoping for something a little more. I've been struggling with my mental health these past few weeks and a nice reply from my neko buddy would really give me the poggers mood boost I need to wage it up until Payday.

I understand you're busy being a cool and a Chadrick though. Sorry to bother you Buster Brawn...











Today I went to BGC Wednesdays and hung out in the same group as BGC Wife for the whole afternoon. I gave inched closer to asking her on a date. Maybe girls like good guys who are cowardly.


 >>/7209/
Uhhh... Ive shaken her hand once or twice, but only when she offered. I haven't even tapped her shoulder to get her attention.  BUT this is intentional, she seems to have some kind of auditory issue, so I try to be careful in speaking to her from the front at a respectful distance (Unironically had work training about this recently so trying to be a good guy greg)

 >>/7210/
The good guy greg ain't tapping it. Either you want something to happen in which case you might want to try being more proactive in chasing and see if she's reciprocating or you're counting on blind luck which means that the chances will be very slim.
Just don't sit there thinking that "slow approach" is the correct choice, if she's not interested it doesn't matter how slow you'll take it.
Now that I think about it every single time I've seen women interested in me the touch barrier has been broken very quickly, so GET TO WORK BUDDY



 >>/7212/
> I have blogged asking for advice
> Tell me EXACTLY what to do
I'm not a redpill coach to give you exact advice, what's more my experience is limited enough that I wouldn't say "Yea this will work 100% just do this and that".
You should just do the usual song and dance, be interested in what she's talking about, try to ask her leading questions, duh, pretend that you care if you must.
What you're actually searching for is a moment where physical contact is non-awkward and too forced, whether it's a joke where you give her a bump with your shoulder, or you ask her to show you something (I dunno, nails, a scar, her hands are cold, anything really depends on the conversation) and you can touch so then you can measure her response carefully.
Double entendres work too, well as long as she can get it (yeap, I've known girls that would not get crass jokes and they were interested, not just trying to shut me down), whether you can do that in BGC or not I dunno, but it also gives good info on whether she's comfortable around you (or she can be a prude which will give false info but if it's subtle enough and she's a prude she will most probably just not understand it)
I dunno, it's genuinely not easy to condense courtship into easy soundbites, you just got to be quick on your feet and try to actively search for an opening. As long as she's comfortable enough around you it shouldn't be too hard.





























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TDC update: I've been meaning to quit for the past month because there's so many people and it's so resident sleeper but the coach is so wholesome chungus to me that I'd just feel bad.
Also zomg, is that the Morthi yall talked about?
 >>/7226/
Everything on that shelf was a diol, don't get too cocky lil barky :^)
 >>/7231/
I've known that fu for weeks because some tadpole posted on her on the chen
 >>/7247/
Calling that a midfu would be a compliment 🤮







 >>/7249/
yeah obviously, but it's an addiction buddy. at least I can say that it is one unlike the following list, including but not limited to:
smokers
gooners
fat people
alcoholics
druggies
potheads
consoomers
the girl in front of me in class today who kept looking at her schedule on her laptop and phone once at least every 15 minutes as if something would magically change
fat people
troons
roidheads
fat people
fat people
tiktok scrooollers
nail biters
energy drink chuggers

there are probably more that I cant remember at this point in time but the sum of the cardamom is that the only way I can quit this godforsaken game is by having a statistically anomalous level of a string of bad games that spans 2-3 days before I've had enough and cut it out of my life for the next 10 months






 >>/7255/
> his mangos need to remind the audience who the characters are because the writer was not able to make them interesting enough to be remembered
time for you to read some bigboy stuff like カードキャプターさくら

 >>/7256/
every manga i've read has this little panels between volumes, sometimes it's an extra little scene called an omake, sometimes it's funfacts about the characters, sometimes it's a pretty picture of Ayukawa Ryuji my WIFE.



 >>/7258/
For example, in Volume 4, there's like 4 pages at the end of  >>/7255/ Hashida going home, it introduces his three sisters and has a little comedy bit where each of them wants a boyfriend. The oldest wants a hottie, the middle wants a guy who's gonna be successful in life, and the youngest wants a cute guy. Hashida mentions Yatora, who is a very driven person and by his admission 'a hottie', so the two elder sisters are interested, the youngest one tugs on his sleeve and asks if he's cute, Hashida says no, so she says "okay, not for me" and turns away.

It's a cute little bit that fleshes out a side character, as the story has no reason to introduce Hashida's sisters.







I can't do it. I saw her on the bus today, it seems she catches the same bus home that I catch to go to work. I didn't say hello, I can't bring myself to disturb someone on the bus.

But also, she's like 18, I am nearly 7 years older than her. It'll never work. No. In my Japanese Hen in Ties,  they're always childhood best friends, no age difference.  I am a grown man,  a certified retiree neko prowling after an EIGHTEEN year old.

She's younger than ACID. And Acid is still just a kid in my mind. No, my neko November resolution is to only pursue Christmas Cakes. Both meanings.
 >>/7266/
Wow it was coal









got sent a friend request on facebook by a woman who looks to be like 6 years older than me and absolutely can beat my ass (she has a black belt in tae kwon do)
is she flirting with me or am I missing something?

discovered a cheat code to being happy

read manga on the bus
> bus is super late
> driver is retarded and makes a wrong turn, adding 10 minutes to our journey as he loops back around
> literally do not care because im reading manga



























Look Back was an enjoyable movie with a nice moral to enjoy the little moments in life. 8/10
The Garden of Words is pretty standard Makoto Shinkaisloppa, nothing really happens but god it looks pretty and also I want to fuck my teacher now 6/10
Geowizard Cornwall Adventure was fun as all Geowizard adventures are, kind of a shame he petered out by cutting himself on a rock, but I would've been surprised if he got away with no injuries, he acted like an idiot the whole series: 8/10



 >>/7306/
Three too many unfortunately but there's no use crying over spilt milk. We will simply have to look foward and make sure not to repeat this mistake in the future. Learn from our faults to grow as people 💪















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 >>/7320/
I've made some depressing blogposts recently, and a couple of days genuinely been down in the dumps. After a particularly long day, missing two buses, I got home and had the weirdest desire to self harm, something I've never done (except if you count overeating as a form of self harm).

I napped, and the feelings went away.

Reki cosplayed Jinx yesterday. Life is wonderful.

Life isn't so bad right now, it's just fucking gloomy, it's november, by the time I get to work it's dark, by the time I get home it's pitch black, but I need to constantly reassure myself of the good things in life
> My work is fucking easy, I am practically being paid to look at 4chan on my phone
> I get to post on neko and spend saturdays watching kinos with friends
> I get to hang out with a big group of nice people on sunday
> There's a new girl for me to fixate/daydream about dating but never approach romantically

Life is significantly better than August, except it was sunny in August. I need to be happier.

Reki cosplayed Jinx yesterday. Life is wonderful.


I keep coming up with new reasons to not try and ask NuBGC Girl out. I'm significantly older than her, she has neurodivergent problems different to mine (I am some kind of depressive, she's got a semi-physical condition), she's friends with and hangs out with a few people I find annoying. I like to invent excuses. It's funny, I've asked a few girls out over the last few years, and it's usually the ones I care little for that I hype myself up into doing it for. Any I actually like, I talk myself out of.

Reki cosplayed Jinx yesterday. Life is wonderful.




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 >>/7325/
**She's got autism and auditory issues. Loud environments can overwhelm her, as well as seemingly specific sounds, like crisp packets (americans call them chips). I now sound like a fucking stalker because I noticed she grew uncomfortable when the individual sat next to her was scrunching up a packet.





 >>/7330/
> she's got a bunch of facial piercings and some ugly cringe tattoos
watch out boni, Rekiposter might start posting you soon xD
 >>/7328/
I wouldn't call her sexo, she's just cute, I love her smile, she's also gotten a lot more social over the last 2 months. I dunno, she's pretty. Hanako-esque for the Katawa metaphor.




















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