/neko/ - neko

 >>/10830/
Hah, I get it, his name is not Johnny, it's Hjalmar

 >>/10824/
Ive never done an official iq test, only on those phony websites
> EQ

idk how to do a test of that
> NPQ

idk what this is unless its a NO PENIS QUOTIENT in which case I failed it cus I have one (1) penis

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 >>/10826/
> claim to have 112 IQ on 'cord

> roll 112 IQ on 'chen

coincidence?

!!!FALE NOSEBL33D!!!

> start game I want to play

> get sidetracked and forget to play it

I have 7,5 hours of playtime in NieR Replicant now and I have not gotten past the new game button
time to nut up or shut up and activate GAMER Mode.

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i can finally quit

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 >>/10835/
Speaking of vidya, there's a PS3 (4?) here at me mum's house with RDR and the Uncharted trilogy, and some more lesser games.
Maybe I should take it with me when I return home since I'm dropping out and won't be doing shit next semester. Don't have any display to plug it in to though.

 >>/10837/
why are you dropping out

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 >>/10838/
I'm quitting society and going to yiff in the woods.

 >>/10837/
Maybe you should NOT DROP OUT FUCKO and KEEP STUDYING or I WILL COME PERSONALLY to your place AND GIVE YOU A WEDGIE

good neko morning (its not 5 am yet so its not a new day as I have not yet gone to sleep)

recent development on my fyp but there are way too many shinobu edits
also bro i have so much real life sex with human women that its insane i cant go to sleep early cus these girls are all lined up outside my house and theyre all like "neko, oh neko, please pick me next!!!!" and give their sexomatic resumes listing their sexing skills and shit and im like "girl you are a DEI hire. DEI more like dookie eater idiot" and handpick the tan tomboys cus theyre like my type yknow but there are still so many I cant get through them all cus im kind of a loverboy I cant just pump and dump I gotta get to know these women and give them some love some cuddles maybe make them feel loved if they are open to it so yeah im stuck here at almost 5 am the new day all bruised and bloody just begging for some beauty sleep so they all decided to grant me some mercy (there is always tomorrow)

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 >>/10842/
> human women

Stopped reading here.
If she doesn't have a tail, I gotta bail.

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 >>/10842/
This neko is so tired that he's got some microsleeps in and is pretty much almost hallucinating while awake.
Just go to sleep buddy.
 >>/10843/
> Stopped reading here.

And yet you have posted a human woman... Curious... Nary a tail on her either...

Today is the first day in my entire life that I've used ffplay unironically. What other things will happen today? Probably not much.

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good morning, life is fucking miserable, I am sick with the common cold, sniffling, sore throat, oversleeping, I hate my life and I want to die.

at least it is FRY DAY, and I only have one more day of 'work' before the weekend, which I will spend doing nothing and then complain when it's back to work.

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 >>/10845/
Good morning Acidneko :3
> common cold

It's over, the longcovid is coming. I hope you're prepared...
> wasting weekend

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I hope you do have a decent day today and not get too sick like some of us (the sickly ones) (the ones that cannot get healthy for a week imagine being so weak).

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 >>/10844/
gay and bad taste
 >>/10843/
HMoAF supremacy

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Me mum's takeaways from the ongoing Albion trip:
> everything's too expensive, fish'n'chips for two was 45 euros

> there's no crosswalks anywhere so she's scared of being ran over

> got her bag opened four times unnoticed but nothing was missing

 >>/10844/
> human woman

She's a DEMON 👿, they have horns and TAILS o algo.

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 >>/10848/
> She's a DEMON 👿, they have horns and TAILS o algo.

Cope, don't see any tails in the tok = she's a normal human just flavored. You've fallen furryneko. You've fallen and you can't get up.
> takeaways

Seems about right probably. Tourist trap spots are very often absolute trash to go to.

 >>/10848/
> 45 euros for fish and chips

is she in londonistan? I reckon I could get fish and chips for 2 for about 25 euros where I live, which is still very pricy.

fish and chips be like
> frozen cod from the supermarket, £2.50

> frozen chips from the supermarket, £0.8

> put it in year old oil

> sell it for £15

and brits lose their marbles over it

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2025 will be the year I defeat a Mech Boss in Terraria.

This acid tok is so funny, certified early youtube core.
 >>/10851/
Fish and Chips were a staple back when they were cheap, thats where the expression "cheap as chips" comes from. My family stopped buying stuff from the chip shop now that prices are insane, a couple of months ago we got a bag of chips, a pot of curry sauce and a fishcake for £6, it's insane.

Obviously energy prices have risen, but methinks the local chippy protests too much.

Will there be a movie this caturday?

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 >>/10852/
> 2025 will be the year I defeat a Mech Boss in Terraria.

This is a lie.
> certified early youtube core

I forgot that song exists but I seem to genuinely like it, even though I generally hate this kind of late 90s nickelback-like pretend "rock". Well aside from the funny memes that is.
> local chippy protests too much

There's pretty much 0 incentive to cut back on prices and all the incentive to increase them no matter what is going on. This is the world we live in, and these are the hands were given.

 >>/10853/
yes
at 11 pm my time I think it was so that wageslaveneko can get home from work

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 >>/10855/
Today?

 >>/10856/
oh yeah today not saturday

> Bossman letting us go 30min early because its the last day of the month

This is why India will be a superpower in 2026

 >>/10858/
Well then you'll be 30 minutes early so you'll have just the time to watch the NEW WARLOCKRACY SLOPPA
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bpxhxw6DkB0

 >>/10859/
Finally, we are retvrning to tradition

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> find out about personality disorder

> think "hmm that applies to me somewhat"

> read the common traits of it

> ... sense of inferiority

> close the tab

yeah, had a feeling that it couldn't be me

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 >>/10861/
> sense of inferiority

Damn, it really does describe you to a T then 😏

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 >>/10861/
Vro was reading about schizoid personality disorder 💀

I beat the tutorial of NieR Replicant but how do they assume people are supposed to keep playing the rest of the game when the #1 best song in the entire franchise is in the first room after the tutorial? 
 >>/10863/
AvPD actually

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 >>/10864/
Schizoid and avoidant are just synonyms for Asperger's anyway. You like being alone? You think before acting? You don't know how to project from your diaphragm and give firm handshakes? I have bad news neko...

I have BCD, Big Cock Disorder. This is why im still a virgin at 38.

 >>/10866/
If you'd have that you would be a sexhaver by 18 not a virgin by 38

 >>/10859/
> 3 minutes in and he's just schizo rambling random gibberish

kino

 >>/10867/
This has always confused me, how would having a big dick get you sex? Women cannot see your dick until they've seen you naked, which they'd only agree to if they're already willing to have sex with you. Big dicks are not a ticket to free sex, as nobody knows you have a big dick.

 >>/10869/
Yea they're not unless you're willing to send your dick pics to random women online. Then it has probably a decent chance of working especially if you match with a size queen.
Though I might be overestimating the amount of size queens there are out there.

 >>/10870/
I don't believe there are women out there that act like men when it comes to sex, women are the fairer, gentler sex. For the female species, sex is about love, union and something beautiful. It isn't done easily, it is earned, slowly, over many months of courtship.

Men, on the other hand, are pigs, we eat and we fuck whenever possible, we do not think, we hold no joy, love or wonder in our hearts, we are like animals, unfeeling, just acting.

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 >>/10869/
> Women cannot see your dick until they've seen you naked

🚨Self-report🚨. They can tell, and that's why all the fus avoid you lolkeklmao.
I was bestowed with that same gift. For example, I can tell exactly how long attached file's member is 😳

 >>/10872/
> Women can tell

> I was bestowed with that same gift

Neko casually admits that HE is a TRANNY.

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We are 5 replies away from this being the largest thread since we moved to 'cord

Despite the posting issues
Despite posting resuming on 'chen
Despite neko literally shitting himself to death (Rest in Peace King)

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 >>/10871/
Good post +2, loved that you kept up the joke going through the whole thing.
 >>/10872/
> They can tell

They really can't, at least not the ones that I've met closely. IIRC most women are actually pretty bad at measuring or telling how long their partners are.
 >>/10873/
Well, he is the femboyneko after all.

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 >>/10873/
Don't tempt me, I'd be so UwU

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I am 2 hours into the game now. I fear that this game will be too much for my sheer little heart to handle. So far, the entire plot has been just the thing that pulls my heart strings. We will see what the future holds in store for us

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 >>/10874/
> Despite the posting issues

Yea those didn't go away for me, you guys don't have to deal with recaptcha being as nasty as I do.
> Despite posting resuming on 'chen

I would post there but I'm not gonna if you guys aren't going to.
> Despite neko literally shitting himself to death (Rest in Peace King)

Here would go a snarky comment but I will be nice and say I hope he recovers quickly that dumbo 😈
 >>/10876/
> that fu advises for others to transition

Crrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiinge.

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 >>/10878/
I am already recovered except for the fact that I still cannot get food down at any impressive capacity
 Ate 3 tacos a few days ago (as we were watching GeoWizard) and I just couldn't process it. It was stuck in my stomach and still felt non-metabolised by the morning 10 hours later I had to puke it up to get rid of it
Today, though, I managed to eat 3 small slices of oven pizza. Might attempt to eat a few more during the movie

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> I would post there but I'm not gonna if you guys aren't going to.

This site is getting on my nerves with how often I am getting "We are getting automatic traffic from your computer/network" limited but this is where you guys have posted by the time I wake up in the afternoon so this is where I post, too