/normie/ - Normie Reservation

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I'm sorry that you had a difficult life to lose your faith, but sometimes God has a special plan and tests us  I just want you to know that I'll be praying for you. This a Christian community though, not a debate club. Unless you're going to accept us and listen to what we have to say, then please go.

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You mean phone companies? Which do you recommend? I just want cheap internet so I can browse my Facebook and check my work email. I used to have AOL but it stopped working and the I couldn't fix it so I canceled it. Is IRC the fastest one because it has less letters for the computer to run through?

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> free
Software Freedoms

"Free software" refers to freedom, not price. It means that the user has four essential freedoms:

Freedom 0 is the freedom to run the program as you wish.
Freedom 1 is the freedom to study the source code and change it to do what you wish
Freedom 2 is the freedom to help your neighbour. That's the freedom to make copies and distribute them to others: to give them away or sell them.
Freedom 3 is the freedom to help your community. That's the freedom to distribute modified versions, so that everybody can benefit from your contribution.
With all 4 of these essential freedoms, a program is a free software. That means that it is distributed in an ethical way, a way that respects everyone's freedom.

Then idea of a free software movement is that every software user should always have these freedom; no one should ever take these freedoms away from you.

The software you are describing as "free" is in fact nonfree software (proprietary software). This software can take control of its users.

Thanks for the helpful warning. I wI'll always support American programmers by buying their software, I am after all an American patriot. Tell me what software is from Communist countries and I'll tell my family to avoid them even if Mr. Putin pays for it. I didn't fight in the Korean War just to give my pension away to Communist programmers!

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> tfw most mainframes use free software
It's not like you can decide what software you want to use, it's what software you have to use in order to enjoy your daily convenient life.  

this board uses free software :^)

Well, if you're right about that then I'll just have to boycot those sites. Hopefully Trump can kick out the KGB spies and give the programming jobs back to our fellow American vets. I served in the 189th batallion and I intend to keep on fighting the Communists until the day I die!

I saw some report on the deep web. Scary stuff. That secret society poop is all fake news the deep web is the illuminati. You know the pizzagate thing? That was russian deep web provocateurs trying to shake things up in washington. Its kind of a corny thing but I see the news anchors as the modern day truthwarriors. They say the facts and online they make up some pie in the sky poop with fucking  fake news. We need to shut down these weirdo conspiracy sites and put these fake news writers in a mass grave.

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I know, Snowden was such a traitor, he should be hung. How are we gonna catch the terrorists if even my kids and me know we're being spied on?

You know know the deep web is real and I know because I saw a CNN video on it. Criminals use it to access shady dating websites like Ashley Madison which let's adulterers have unsanctified flings. I think I found a portal to the derp web too once when I was browsing the web and suddenly there was an animated pop-up of a dancer and the window started flickering too. I couldn't close the window because there was no "X" and the page kept refreshing- those hackers think of everything! So I had to pull out the plug from my phone to stop the hackers from stealing all my data. I called my bank after that to cancel my credit cards. Remember to do that so you can outsmart the hackers when they make your computer freeze.

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I stayed up all night watching the older episodes on netflix, I hope I didnt miss anything.

 >>/44/
We already gave Snowden a fair trial on CNN and he's guilty! Now they should assassinate him in Moscow like we did Bin Laden.

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Don't forget the Christmas specials, they're the best.

Anyone else really in to The Big Bang Theory?
I think its the best TV show ever
I love the laugh track! It tells me when the funny is because most of the jokes are too smart for me to get

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Hey wats up wit dat? GIVE IT HEEERE.....MAAAAAN, AMAZING GAM....COOL PLAYS MAN, AND COOL TEAM, MADE IT WOW! IT WAS...UM, WOW....YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? WOW....JUST WOW.... I'LL REMEMBER THAT GAM UNTIL THE DAY I DIE!!!

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Hearing about Jesus relaxes me, like gospel music. Sometimes when I'm driving and listening to recordings of my priest's best sermons I bought from my megachurch's store, I feel myself nodding off to sleep, but that'd be OK. I know  that Jesus would take the wheel from my weary arms and I and my hummer would be safe: yea tho I pass into a school at high velocity and there was a valley of death, I would fear no charges, for thou would be with me. Thy choir CD comforts me. You prepareth a table before me in the presence of my enemies. My engine runneth over. And I shall dwell in the house of THE LORD forever and ever.

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Yea, THE LORD has provided an alibi in the presence of my enemies. When I was a suspect for injuring a Buddhist hippie, I made sure my slick city church gave me plenty of good character witnesses. 

The most important things to care about in life are God, getting the highest paying job you can, and family in that order. I tell my kids not to become a hippy or try to save the world, because you'll be helping the Prince of Darkness extend his reign. The world will be gone soon anyhow, just forget maximizing your happiness now, and focus on how happy you'll be in the future when your everything here is gone.

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Yeah it's hard not to drive an SUV in the 'burbs if you got kids. People look at you funny so I got one too.

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Pfft first pic is some dude who wrecked it, second pic is some negro mobile, I'd not touch that poop, not with even my metric wrenches.

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I only buy American, and Americans make the biggest, hardest pickup trucks. I don't need big dick when I can buy a big truck and show it. It takes 2 hours to find parking every day in the city where I work, but it's still worth it.

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Nice truck tho its a Ford.  But living in the city is for faggots and assholes who have a poop job that does poopall for the world.  GTFO to the hills, don't waste your time with the egg cars schmucks.  They ruined the California vote with the assistance of the fucking DMV.

And only a woman talks like you do, "how long to find a parking spot" heh no real person thinks like that.

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Oh I meant to post the second one to google hangouts. I also apologetically told my father in law I still haven't learned the proper way to drink wine in a refined way. He said:

"Open mouth and swallow."

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Here I am eating at burger king. I always try to take a picture of myself every time I eat and upload it.

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Just got back from a foodie foo fighters tribute band the food fighters! THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST OF CHEW. 
The great thing about taste is everyone can have their mouth clawed open and no one is special. You may be able to string a bean in a new york minute. We are there too writing memos in the sewers in cloaks homie. I have been there seen it all done it all. I am a traveler so I know how the world works. The whole thing about not eating pork or meat with an animal with split hooves originated from the fact that hovved animals get worms. Today I learned we all can eat some baby back ribs and not fight with each other in the only ways we are really given the clearence socially to do so. But I am just the run of the mill old codger don't mind me. Just remember this little speech because the 60s I was there listening to the radio. "Monday Monday can't trust that day". The fucking 70s bro. That is how it was everyone was kek in the 70s. Then the bankers sold out with coke and started the new order of business. Just imagine in 10 years we will be in charge still we are the heart of the nation only boomers can make the nation bloom. So tune in because I am having some margaritas and I honestly could give a poop what anyone thinks about me or my past as a child abuser. Eat the fucking food I brought you guys barbecue eat the food and mind your fucking business.
"Feed your noggin" - Bill Nye

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I think classic rock is great just like my dad and mom. I love going to concerts to support wasted old rock stars. Modern music aint been worth nothing since the Beatles broke up. It's full of vulgar lyrics and it's not about the music anymore. And don't get me started about how country music was corrupted by sex and female singers.

I'm pretty hardcore about music. I can even play guitar. I know how to play 3 songs (all by the Beatles) on guitar hero.

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I prefer my tunes like by food. Its all about the taste. The flavor. I saw a video of a old afro-american man beating  a stick on a scaffold. Maybe it was a deck but like a stage. This artisan visionart would tap away on his scaffold as he wanted to advertize his shoe shining stand. he would tap tap on the scaffold. He would do the whirly-do with the rag. This man had taken all of the limber viral energy that ceased with ther noose and the musket and the blade and he harnessed the spirit of his people. There is no recording of this sound however it is clear he invented modern percussion even drum loops to an extent. Some say this was a blues gospal man. This was in the early 1900s and that is music. So I do have taste that is why Drake is the continuation of the battering boy tappin on the stand.

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Hot dogs are my favorite food. My typical Friday is eating hot dogs with my girl on a sofa in the living room, watching reality shows, and playing League of Legends or Overwatch, which is also my ideal Friday. As long as I can keep eating hot dogs and watching TV on Sundays I'll be very happy about life.

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Gotta have that snap. The threshold where when you puncture the skin you are snapping your way to flavor town. The wines of the saturate.

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Though I do declare there is some cases where the weiners are jib jabbin their way into my cubby.Me and my plus-size goddess bff  Dorthy will get together and make pigs and a blankwet. Battered franks. One day Dorthy was reading this book by some lardass lawyer called John Decamp. I am like ok soul sista feed your noggin but do not let books tell you the sky is falling. I told that woman fake news was around back in the 80s because why else would people take their children out of daycares by the tens of thousands? So I thought this big and beautiful Dorthy gal would just make some pigs in the blanket for us to eat and talk poop about anyone who is not playing a role in life. Kept on ratteling on about the franks being covered up. Something about larry king and cnn. This ditzy bitch didnt know where she was. Before I almost had to clinch her trap shut she fucking went the extra mile and now is not my friend anymore. I do not hang out with the perveyours of filth. This woman to my suprise had not covered the franks at all! There where no pigs in the blanket. She actually brought that crazy book to my fucking house by that loverboy lawyer Decamp. It was called the Franklin cover up. I thought she was being playful about the meal we would have but she is wired reading this vintage fake news and I am here getting my dick sucked on the reg by a woman that knows her weight is the reason I am allowed to treat her like my  lubed up hand. I dick down these dames and I eat real sausage. I fucking eat it all and give no quarter to any of these bastards! I have been mentored by Joey Chesnut I know the hot dog game. I know it very well. I know it to the soggy buns that where dipped in water I am the bleiter-nom eating hards of mane and meat to get my fill! This aint the farm league you keep your head on a swivel or find yourself hannging on a hook. Shook and cured. Aight tho what about the hebrew nationals? I can fuck with a chub pack of hebrew nationals as long as they stop spinning like a dradel if you know what I mean. Beanie ball bearing babies we are the boomers you are the new cummers the liability. How do you spell liability? M i L L E N I A L.

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I bought this for $400. It's great because my watch can tell me the weather!

How do I save as a jpeg and e-mail it?

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First double-click on the blue E on your desktop. You have to use Microsoft Edge.