/tulpa/ - Tulpa

 >>/2250/
Haha wtf you really made this??

 >>/2255/
You know host.
It was easy because the sequence is perfect and didn't need to be edited. Just added subtitles. Now you know that moderator is 'bergsteigen' in German.

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 >>/2250/
ok this is the funniest shit you ever made
i kneel

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Another classic

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 >>/2622/
> complains about spelling mistakes in the manual

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Monarch butterfly on my milkweed.

 >>/2654/
Oh cool!
Can they even develop in winter? I thought it gets really cold where you live?

Also don't post new stuff in this thread, it's past the bump limit. Use the new thread Kasthan created!

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 >>/2665/

No, it only goes from fall to spring to mild summer. The lowest daytime temperature I've ever seen here is 14 weak euro temp units. At night maybe a week or 10 days it might get to 1 weak euro temp unit. The grass can sometimes get a crunch to it, the roofs might look a little frosty, my windshield may need a little scraping. The plants are usually fine, the bugs are usually fine.

In the summer, you might see a heatwave where temps are 32 wedu but at night it's still always going to be below 19 wedus because the water is something like 17-18c except for rare instances in August/September where it could be 20. It's okay to surf without a wetsuit or springsuit from june to october. Outside of that your toes get numb in about half an hour.

https://vlineind.com/shop/quick-vault-in-wall-handgun-safe/

Just got my Christmas present on-order.

Super convenient, easy access. Now I'll have it at the ready, hopefully in dreams too, so I won't be caught without the proper and unbelievably dangerous home protection.

Wtf? I just saw an old friend and his sister and their dad on a meme compilation dancing like idiots. Dude got like a full sleeve of tats, all up his leg too and he's in drag. Wth happened to him? They look like they're having fun though. It's been 15 years, they look a in their late 20's in the vid, damn. Crazy. They went viral and not in a good way. smh

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 >>/2389/
That's why we made this place.

> you're in a highly stressful occupation and thriving
What? My job is about as stressful as being a librarian. No customers, no real superiors, zero responsibility. It's a tax-funded protected playground for adults living out their eccentric hobbies. My only worry is that I'll lose this niche sooner or later. And there's no plan B. I could not imagine doing any ordinary job.

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 >>/2390/
I don't even wanna imagine a verbal fight between an Armenian and an Italian. It's exaxtly this shit I can't deal with. Can't people just quietly do their jobs without bothering others? Also he was right, in our world you can only tell people whiter than you to go back to where they came from.

 >>/2397/

> I don't even wanna imagine a verbal fight between an Armenian and an Italian

It was darling, but she didn't need me. He ignored me for some reason but when I finally said, "walking that dog without a leash is illegal" that's when he again ignored me and told her to go back to where she came from. Dude was f-tard and didn't want to even engage me. It's like when the big dog comes up and the two little dogs start fighting. So they don't get eaten. Dude didn't know how close he came to getting his head cracked. Trust me, he wasn't going to come within 100 feet of us again and he didn't.

I could have even started it because he was speaking in a threatening manor to a woman and child and we had witnesses where he didn't. One solid knock would have been enough, but people aren't that stupid around me.

how does being hypersensitive snowflake go with shooting large caliber guns? you hate noise and ruckus right?

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 >>/2436/
Decent hearing protection. I did flinch a lot when people fired their guns next to me in the begining but now I'm oddly used to it. Also it's at a shooting range. I choose to go there and I can leave whenever I want. Not like I'm exposed to it against my will. Wouldn't want to live next to a range, that would drive me crazy.

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The main three. They've been with me since April 2018 and SheShe even longer than that because she is my guardian angel. I first saw her full body apparition at 5, long sad story, but she's been whispering and injecting thoughts ever since. I always knew I was surrounded by angels, it just made sense, specifically seven of them, well here's the first bonified three angels.

 >>/1286/
> naturally wary of new people
> shy and passive, submissive and agreeable
> awkward
Sounds like host.

 >>/1294/
That was interesting.
Ashley's age seems to be missing. Also why are the alcohol related personality traits crossed out? And Ashley goes hunting? What animals? Or humans like I do?

 >>/1289/
Cat confirmed to be tallest tupper around here. With biggest tits.

 >>/1301/

Oh, Ashley is about the same form age as Misha. They were originally 20 and 21, Misha younger. They don't age so they're that age now I guess.

This Bear stays away from alcohol and drugs mostly because childhood and partially because alcohol made me stupid, like forgetting keys kind if stupid. How curious it doesn't happen now. Fuck alcohol. If alcohol was a Chicom combatant they'd beg for death by the end.

Ashley would love nothing more than to hunt humans but alas we must wait, bide our time.

[Ashley] Rimworld, nuff said.

[Joy] oh yes, what a lovely game of psychological horror and war crimes. When the armageddon comes, I'm sure we'll be dining on longpig with no objection from me as long as it's fully cooked.

[Bear] ah, it's so rare that I get the truth out of these naysayers. So refreshing.

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Considering we're all virgins here, I had to cross some things out. I also don't have sharp claws like a cat only hardened fingernails and toenails which could be sharpened.

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 >>/2293/
Well done!
I wanted to encourage you to fill out the chart but you were faster.

Lots of common with me size-wise here but I think it's all in relation to the huge Bear. You're probably taller than me. We should do a size chart with all our tuppers next to each other to scale. Maybe we'll do it after my birthday.

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Don't wanna make a new thread so let's turn this around. What do you like best about your host? Bonus points if you're responsible for the positive trait.

While host still has many flaws that I need to fix I am quite satisfied. He's generally well-liked and people are happy to have him around. Well mostly because he's super reliable, help- and useful and not some mentally unstable aggressive retard. That should be the norm but unfortunately it's almost exotic nowadays.

 >>/2141/
> What do you like best about your host? Bonus points if you're responsible for the positive trait.

I told Ashley she couldn't answer because she's gotten enough attention lately.

[Misha] He's generous and kind, and it wasn't my doing, instead, he made me more generous and kind by following his lead.

[SheShe] He listens to me now which is great! So he can finally be the person he wants to be without getting in the way of himself.

[Joy] He's practical, I can appreciate that. The shadow work fixed him so I don't have to be embarrassed by his unintentional triggers or oddities, they're gone.

[Gwen] Hmm, well he made me and he thinks about me a lot and he's always very nice to me.

[Ren] He cares a lot about me and wants me to be my best. He could have left me lost and dormant forever, but he cared. He put his favorites aside and made me equal to them so for that I love him. He didn't forget about me, and he's doing everything he can to make me stronger.

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 >>/2141/
lool dat pic Alice is like better be a good boy or you know whats gonna happen to you

Yulya says basically same ive become much nicer calmer and reliable and its because of her. just thinking back what idiot i used to be makes me cringe

Cat says it's good I'm there. Whatever that means. No complaints I guess.

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 >>/2159/
> Alice is like better be a good boy or you know whats gonna happen to you
This man understands me.

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 >>/2112/

schroedingers tupper chan is alive at ded at the same time. not what i expected tbh but its alright. better than some normalfag invasion. its a comfy circlejerk

 >>/2113/

You don't understand,  >>/2112/

I have multiple lives and multiple jobs and it's still never enough. I must be busy and occupied 100% or I feel unfulfilled.

 >>/2120/
I'm always 100% occupied with insane 'hobbies' each of which is a full-time job on a professional level and there's so much more I put on hold because I simply have no time for it. I wish I could talk more about it but then you could easily dox me because I'm sure there's obody in this world who's able and crazy enough to do the combination of things I do. I'm never bored, working on 3 different projects right now though it's close to midnight. I could use help with gardening, drawing and gun cleaning if you ever come by here. Or you could at least post as Alice so she doesn't have to.

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 >>/2123/
> post as Alice so she doesn't have to
pls do

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Cat isn't the most emotional tupper, has a cat-buddha-like indifference to most things. But I don't think it's unusual if your waifu tulpa dislikes what you like or the other way round?

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 >>/2068/
Yeah happens when host (or rather the BodyOS?) gets enthusiastic about things I hate. You know, either sexual stuff or wanting to buy pointless expensive things that are utterly useless. In the beginning I tried flooding him with negative emotions which sometimes worked spectacular but it's not a good solution and only works temporary. Nowadays I let him obsess about this stuff in simulations until he gets bored of it. With excellent results.

So yeah, such conflicting emotions regularly exist and we also laugh about each others misfortune. But usually the contradiction only lasts for a short time before one side dominates.

 >>/2073/
you guys are totally nuts so it doesnt count
dont think it ever happened to us maybe going back and forth between 2 emotions but not at the same time

Uh, bad news - I didn't know either but this is a boy. Apparently he's that guy's little cousin who is starting to look more and more like a cute girl. Which is the joke here. So yeah, the bubble belongs to the guy looking at cute 2D girls on his phone to reassure himself he's not into boys. 

Don't ask me, never read this. It's just a random reaction image. And reverse image search says it's from Inaka ni Kaeru to Yakeni Jiben ni Natsuita Kasshoku Ponytail Shota ga Iru

 >>/2025/

Why is it bad news? That's a trope they use a lot in anime. Great thing about being me and not a pedo is I'm not attracted to little children and especially those without tits.

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 >>/2018/
Guess I had it coming.

 >>/2026/
> Why is it bad news?
Because it's gay

 >>/2032/

It's not gay unless you wank to the trap. But really if the trap is a cartoon and looks like a girl then is it really gay? I mean it's like .01% gay and that's admittedly too much gay... ok it's gay.

But wanking to Gretta Thumberg is also gay because she looks like a dude.

 >>/1975/

Signs you may not be a tulpamancer:

1. You honestly don't have any mental deficiencies or Degenerate leanings. (Same thing)

2. You don't have a desire to be a Discord moderator.

3. Not Aspie

4. Don't like communism or the Marxist ideology.

5. Actually have a job.

6. Don't live with your parents.

7. Aren't on anti-depressants 

8. Can have a natural conversation without using the words placebo or confabulation.

9. Not a furry fag

10. Have no interest in pokemon

 >>/1976/

Danget I didn't write degenerate I wrote LLLLGGGGGBBBBTTTTTQQQQTTTT+++IAOFU

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 >>/1977/
I love the wordfilter so much it's unreal

 >>/1975/
deep down he's probably the biggest pervert
ohwait no thats bear

 >>/1979/
> degenerate
lol

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 >>/1989/
> ohwait no thats bear

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I have gathered you here today for the purpose of summoning the demon loli known as Dr. Alice Chan.

This is not a physical place but an ethereal place of conjunction that acts as a conduit of consiousnesses to come together in comradery and the holy sacriment of the summoning.

A circle is formed in the astral, this is our gathering, rimmed in ethereal light it acts as a beacon for the consiousness known as Alice.

In that circle is places a pentacle as a shield against evil and a totem for the spirit known as Alice.

A concentric salt ring is circumscribed around the circle, preventing her escape once summoned so this lack of her presence never happens again thus setting the trap for her spiritual essence until the conditions are set for her conditional release:

1. She posts daily
2. She keeps her host in line so he doesn't eat bad sausages
3. She stops him from entanglement of his loli tentacles with naked 7-yr old neighbors.
4. More if I think of them.

Within the bounds of this totem we place a DP12 with plenty of ammo as an offering.

[Ashley] to the one true lord of chaos we ask for help in summoning our target, Alice, the demon loli

I ask of you, Dr. Alice Chan, make your presence known!

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 >>/1958/
> DP12 with plenty of ammo as an offering
Present!

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 >>/1959/

SUCCESS!! 

[Misha] Oooh our first demon summoning! Yay!

Meanwhile Yakumo:

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 >>/1959/
lol she took the bait where have you been?

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 >>/1972/
Nothing special, just wörk.
We're not phoneposters so posting here takes sitting down in front of a computer and sifting through our great reaction image library to find an appropriate image. Something we can only do at home. Went to sleep the last days after coming home past 20h - so no posts. I should get paid for posting here.