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 >>/3202/

> no implosion 

Bitch please. I lived through 2001 and 2008 its overdue. (I was just a cub in 2001 tho, still it was a huge crash). Ever heard of the dot com bust? The gold bubble? The real-estate collapse? The great recession? And more before my time. I'm not saying it will go to zero, I'm not a doomer, but a "market correction of significance" is long past due and look at the fucking financials before you run you bitch mouth fool! We're poised m'fucka, poised I say! Mind the gap. But listen you and I are still just cherubs, we won't care if the stock market is halved we won't care if our 401k becomes a 201k because we will still be working like plebs when it recovers in 5 years.

Mark my words, we will see hardship in our lifetime and it won't all be a slow burn. Get yo shit together mate.
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 >>/3205/
And?
2001, 2008 and 2020 were absolute nothingburgers. Did you lose money on the stock market in the long run? I certainly didn't. Alice is still mad because we could have made a real fortune, like several millions, and wasted the opportunity but it was no net loss. Diversify, don't fall for meme investments and you will emerge richer from every crisis. It's really not that hard. Lumi once gave the advice to invest in S&P 500. Probably best idea the lad ever had. S&P increased 5-fold since the 2008 low. So call me when civilization breaks down and tthe dead pile up in the streets. Nothing will happen. At least not anytime soon. Western civilization will slowly be eroded by foreign invaders but that's our fault, not theirs.
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 >>/3212/

Forgot mag name.

No I made tons of money bc had rich relatives that threw money at me bc my mom was so far in debt she could never recover. She died in the red. 

For 2001, no I didn't see any action  bc too smol, but 2008 I put money from inheritance in the market $12,000 invested.

That investment ia still in an IRA, should have been a college fund but u know, stupid. Anyway, didn't spend it for college and now it's like 200k or something. I'll have to look. My 401k is a separate thing, that's not on the same order, but again, can't spend it unless I want yo give half to taxes and fees.

I'm poised to put cash in when it drops. If it never drops again, well fuck me, but I'll bet it does. 25% at least. As you know, I made some cash over the summer and I had more. It's going in.

If gold comes back down, do'll that too.
You know you've been hanging around gen A too much when you you can hear these words in their original form without trying.

-Skibidi toilet
-erm what the sigma
-gegagedigeda o
Honorable mention:
-number one victory royale

This shit is like tapeworm eggs in the brain.
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 >>/4541/
I have no idea what any of that means and I intend to keep it this way. Is that what Bestie talks about?

Host only hangs out with gen X or literal boomers.
Wait no, neighborhood loli asked him something about some new monster movie for kids or something. Too bad, we don't watch movies and are completely detached from any worldly worries, trends or fashions. Feels good man.
 >>/5700/

Not swamp life, no rednecks in the beach community I grew up. No dinosaurs or alligators. We had surfers and snobs, soccor moms and Catholic Karens. Lots of drugs passed around, it was everywhere but I stayed out of that because my siblings had more than enough. Who needs moonshine when they have shrooms, acid, pot, cocaine, heroine, crack, then the prescription stuff and pills, uppers downers, ludes, molly, percoset, vicodin, valium, ambien, and so on.

I was poor, but we were in a rich neighborhood. My dad made today's equivalent of probably close to a mil a year but he died when I was 3 and left my mother a house and hot rod cars not much else. He didn't save it. She sold the artwork, cars, everything of value, went on SSI and  food stamps, she'd ask for money from the relatives, could barely afford taxes and then we moved to a house worth 1/4 the amount inland in a reasonable new suburb where I went to HS. When I was in college the inheritance started rolling in from all the rich relatives. Got cars, cash, weird ass antiques like that smoothbore musket, first got an old 300TD with engine problems, then a suzuki? I think it was? One of those foriegn cars, definitely Suzuki Swift, tiny hatchback that I used for years, then I got cash and bought a 300zx. Awesome non-turbo one with tiny back seats. It was old though and eventually was burning so much oil it couldn't even idle right   
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Then I was given a toyota sedan that I still have, and bought my truck, had that forever. A volvo was briefly involved, no power, noisey, reliabile but I had too many cars so I sold it cheap.

I want an SUV but I don't want to spend 80k on it. I could but I'm too frugal. Maybe in 10 years if they still let us buy gas engines, those fuckers.

Fucking candidate says "it's the price of democracy" and that bitch is in the lead. I'd rather vote for a squirrel than idiots that think huge lithium batteries are good for the environment. Fuck 

[Gwen] that's enough, let's not break my Bear.
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 >>/5763/
My apologies, I couldn't find a proper subtitled version yesterday so I made you one. 

It's a masterpiece created by a bunch of students long ago, shortly after the movie came out. The scene with Gandalf and Frodo in the carriage is my favorite.
 >>/5776/

idky but when I tried to watch it, it lagged out and now is stuck in infinite loading then it plays a few seconds then again. so I tried to download and nope it kept getting stuck. It might be on my end, I've seen this before with video downloads

will try again
 >>/5777/
nice triple7
i think the endchan servers not good with large files. took me like 50 tries to dl the video just click retry when the dl fails and it continues where it stopped.

germans sure are crazy but you gotta admire their productivity. nice soundtrack too.
 >>/5704/
> Fucking candidate says "it's the price of democracy" and that bitch is in the lead.

She's really not if you see the statistics of new republican voters (way up) vs democrat voters (down), although the media would like you to think she is popular.
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 >>/5935/
isnt that all irrelevant? in the end a few thousand voters in swing states will decide the election. such a weird voting system

> the media would like you to think she is popular
more a quetion of whos slightly less unpopular. theyre both a nightmare

whats your bet on jimmy carter? will he live to election day to vote for kamala? he already looks like some egyptian mummy. how is he even gonna cast his vote? oh wait - dead people voting is normal on the USA
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 >>/6219/
looks fine to me but i know nothing about guns

I had borrowed the motor scooter of a friend and tried to refill it at a gas station. The terminal was super modern with thousands of options on a touch screen. An the scooter had both a battery and a gas tank. Both were tiny. I was confused.
Continued to discuss this with Cat after I woke up which felt dumb. Of course Cat doesn't care.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BwstuYiXU9g

JESUS, THANK YOU JESUS! I almost kit the homeless with my car every morning, these fuckers are even with rats, having rat parties in parking lots at 3am. Talk about goblins, these homeless need a culling too. 

YES we'll be sending them to "camps" where they will be "concentrated" and "contained" I wonder if they'll have special showers?" Yakumo, we need you to design some "showers" for these homeless drug addicted, diseased goblins, I mean unhoused civilians. they aren't the illegals, the illegals will go 10 to a one bedroom apartment like civilized people, The "homeless" are crime-nados. They walk around like zombies, yelling to themselves at 2 in the morning.

So it was the 90's I think, Rudy Giuliani, the newly elected Mayor of New York "took care" of the homeless situation. One day, suddenly and without warning, all the homeless were gone. No one knows where they went. 

This is the America I love, the one that treats savages like savages. Now President Trump, please next round up the MS13 and other gangs and taggers send them to your "humane" concentration camps. Please please please. Next then round up the obese, they're killing the environment. 

When you come for me, for whatever reason, I will be honored to end myself.  Oh it makes a Bear giddy. I already love this new president if he can do ANYTHING!!! about this BULLSHIT homeless problem. Fuck.

Can we also round up the Chinese "spies"? Don't leave any behind.
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 >>/6401/
Your homeless problem is really crazy. How did this happen? Rounding them up and putting them in camps would be more humane than letting them destroy themselves and the entire neighborhood. That's just fucked up.

> One day, suddenly and without warning, all the homeless were gone. No one knows where they went. 
Ah yes, just like with the Jews here 80 years ago.

> showers
Should I apply for Trump's cabinet? Well he's in control of Senate and House now and has more power than most other recent US presidents. So I'm excited what he'll be able to achieve. He's got no excuse not to deliver this time.

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