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 >>/6537/
> Nobody in Europe is afraid of a Chinese invasion, that's nuts.

No one expected the Huns, or the Spanish inquisition either. The fact remains that China has been ramping military spending beyond even the glorious republic of these United States. To ignore the possibility is to ignore history. It's foolish.

China thinks they can own the entire world without firing a shot, with mindsets like you're displaying that's entirely possible. But it ain't happening here, not within he next 4 years anyway, and China is on the precipice of economic disaster, to save face they may get desperate.

China will continue to be friends with Russia, letting them go on with their little distraction in Ukraine, and that's all that is.  

Until the rest is softened up enough for them to take all in one swoop, Russia included. Of course U.S. government was happy to go along with that as we're happy to see the rest softened up too.

India? Pakistan? Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Isreal, Turkey, these are all flies; 7 in one blow. 

If you think India has numbers to defeat China, think again, they're swimming in their own filth. 

> Fear of Russia

Russia is laughable. They're fixing WWII tanks to throw at Ukraine, they're done militarily. They can just nuke everyone but that wouldn't help them. Russia is nothing more than an imaginary boogieman to give you nightmares at this point and China is happily feeding that by helping them. 

> But yeah I guess they see us as the same subhumans as wee see them.

It all comes down to this, Would you be okay to be considered second caste to chinks? They'll never integrate with you, they'll never think of you as equal, Gweilo, you're a foriegn devil, a white ghost better off dead, you're no better than cow stink. Believe it.

There are two races that will never be allowed to rule as long as Americans still draw breath, blacks and chinks.

There will never be red-blooded white boys of the back country bowing to these heathen/mongoloid/slave races for this reason:

Imagine your girl savaged by any of these pigs. Nope, I'd rather die to protect against that. Russians? They're just us in a different part of the world. It's a stupid as fighting Norwegians.

China loves that us white devils are so divided. Jesus they have us beat in cultural unity and outnumbered and their manufacturing surpasses us as well, we're all fucked dude. 

While you're pissing and moaning the red Bear, you're being invaded by middle-easterners, yet another distraction, Germany is fucked, you know it, it's over. You could only wish for another round of genocide and ethnic cleansing in Germany. Say goodnight. 

We've just had 4 years of invasion by 50% Asians many of whom would be able bodied chinamen no doubt. Millions. We're already war-torn here and the proof is in the travel advisories.

We're under siege now by crackheads, meth heads, Fentanyl, Mexican cartels, gangs, lack of law and order, extremists, bleeding heart sanctuary liberals, and corruption. 

I wouldn't be surprised if we're under martial law by spring, and that's great because we need it. We need the homeless rounded up, we need criminals deported. Fuck human rights, those days are done for at least 4 years. 

And if those 4 years pass without meaningful cultural change or WW3 leading to better unity in this country, them after that we might as well hand the keys to China.

So be afraid, but be rational, Russia is not your enemy, Russia is just a pawn of opportunity being used by a larger threat. Israel is a footnote in history, Those middle-eastern countries are day players. India is impotent.

Think for one fucking second about what traditional values you want.
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 >>/6542/
i see and like your point lol 
but still theres two main differences between russia and china. china is a natsoc country of han chinese they want their ethnically homogeneous empire that is respected as world power. and trade with the rest to their conditions.
you need to have a clear goal when you start a war. china wont start ww3 or try to conquer the world what for? they want to isolate themselves from foreigners not integrate them. they are a trade nation and will use their economic power and immigrants to make countries their pawns. also theyre a paper tiger on clay feet their economy is hooked on exports and their youth is materialistic, overeducated and underemployed. they wanna live like rich kids in the west and if china cant provide that they wont follow great leader xi anymore. the deal was economic growth against political freedom. chink youth will revolt once boom times end. they won't storm to their death by the millions as soldiers in foreign countries. no chance. chinks have never been capable fighters.

russia or rather putin on the other hand has a clear objective and this is to restore the soviet-russian empire. a multiethnic empire. they occupied all of eastern europe for 50 years and they will try again now. you may laugh at russia i laughed too 4 years ago when invasion of ukraine was an epic fail but remember napoleon and hitler laughed too. napoleon even conquered moscow. germans killed 20 million russians and advanced deep into russian territory. they thought russia is finished. can never recover from that losses but you know what happened then. both napoleon and hitler got ultimately btfo by russians in the end. because it doesnt matter how many you kill how much you destroy their land. its always been shit anyway. it doesnt matter. russians are truly like goblins. savage and weak but they are many and they are extremely cunning, tough and adaptable. true survivors. you could build a wall around russia and isolate them and they would still survive. remember siege of leningrad. they wont live well but things are never well in russia, life is always grim. people are used to it. isolate china and the country would collapse in a few weeks.

so yeah russians clearly are the more immediate threat to my country i mean dude they are standing at our border! they occupied us 3 times and tried to eradicate our population and culture, outlawed the use of our language and tried to russify us. they may have failed but that wont stop them from trying again. i dont hate the russian people i wish and believe they could become friends under a decent leadership. something that as you said is impossible with chinese. they are simply alien and thats ok. they should have their country and stay there. but they wont come here and destroy everything. there is simply no point even if they could. which they cant. i believe you are overestimating china and underestimating russia. when the russians come i wont bow to them. i will take up arms and fight. i mean not that i would be asked i would just be drafted and sent into a trench. but thats fine. we wont be able to stop them but we will kill as many as we can.

well whatver. i just wish the americans would overcome their internal divide so we can fight together against both russia and china. i believe you can fix your country if you work together. germany on the other hand is truly lost. because germans hate themselves and their country and culture. its not foreigners who ruined germany. it was germans. like every time.
 >>/6544/
> just wish the americans would overcome their internal divide so we can fight together against both russia and china.

American liberal and conservative cultures are both cancer. They will fight to the death if given no unifying enemy.

> i believe you can fix your country if you work together. germany on the other hand is truly lost. because germans hate themselves and their country and culture. its not foreigners who ruined germany. it was germans. like every time.

There are only two ways to fix America: a sustained, protracted and grim war, one that hurts everyone, one we can't survive without desperate measures and unity, one where everyone knows someone who died and fear death on a daily basis, and the tolerance for invalid pussy green haired tatted homo obease trans mongoloid fucktards has run the fuck out, or a second civil war and I know what side I'll be on, neither of those fuckers side. I'll be eating well marbled meat and I don't give a fuck what color their flag is.
 >>/6548/

> homo

Why can't I say q.u.e.e.r. Alice! God Damnit I don't care about LGB, I am dead set against QTFO (well maybe not Furry as long as they ain't gay or horse fuckers)
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this morning a dhl cargo plane crashed a few km from where i live. while approaching the airport. barely missed a house and went boom. i didnt hear or see anything was still asleep. its unbelievable but 3 of 4 people onboard survived this. nobody on ground was injured
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 >>/2627/

Having KFC for Thanksgiving. I might have had a traditional TG with the gang but people are sick.

Bestie is sick and I took care of her bc bestiemom had uti and went to the ER with blood in her urin, she was pretty sick too but ER here takes hours and hours, jesus, so I took two daya off and even cleaned up bestie vomit. It didn't smell. She only threw up once though and on tile so it was fine. We watched educational videos together and I lectured her never to do drugs or pot. Then we cleaned her room--I enjoy cleaning and organizing. She's been extremely well behaved latly so I didn't have to slap her.
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 >>/6607/
> Having KFC for Thanksgiving
Your ancestors are crying!
You could nave made a turkey for bestie, fast food isn't much better than drugs.

> We watched educational videos together
I do assume 'educational videos' doesn't mean porn

 >>/6607/
> I didn't have to slap her.
I need to make an educational video for bears about no hitting the loli! Not even with 'zero force'

Host's neighborhood loli continues to get more clingy and has started to call him 'daddy'. It's awkward as fuck. Her mom finds this hilarious. She'd move in here if she could. Helped clean host's room complaining about the mess. Also questioned him why he doesn't have a gf. I admit it's entertaining. Host gets pushed around and lectured by an 8yo girl who calls him daddy yet treats him as if she was his mom. Also apparently she keeps telling other people in the neighborhood host is her mom's boyfriend. This is gonna be good. I sit back and watch, it's refreshing not having to do all the yelling myself. Maybe I should buy her an electric shock collar for Christmas?
 >>/6611/

Turkey is disgusting, worst meat available.
KFC is for me, she has the stomach flu, but she's feeling better. Back to retiling my kitchen maybe by Christmas I can have a kitchen again.
 >>/6619/

He doesn't eat much actually. He has peanuts for breakfast, usually some kind of meat for lunch, and his yogurt smoothie for dinner. That's 2200 calories and 1200 of it is the smoothie which I'll have him take a picture of with some sort of compatible measuring device later.
I was reminded of an after party where everyone was getting drunk and these two fat and fugly girls came up to me and tried to seduce me. I would have thrown up long before getting it up for these two.

I wasn't great looking at the time either but that doesn't mean I go for anything.

Around that time, there was another girl, I don't remember what she even looked like but not pretty, she talked to me and I was nice so suddenly she thought I was hers and when I denied her advances she attacked me. Luckily I wasn't accused of rape or something that's a 2020+ thing here, just say no to everyone for every reason, that's my motto. 

When I got in shape, the dumplings stopped bothering me and a higher tier of women began. I must have been hideous, water finds its level.
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 >>/6639/
> I must have been hideous, only mediocre girls ran after me all the time
What are you complaining about? No girl has ever hit on me. No matter how ugly. Not once. It just doesn't happen. And I'm neither fat nor hideous just normal. Thin actually.
THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN THE WORLD??
> south korea declares martial law
> islamists take aleppo in syria
> ukraine front is collapsing
is this the end guyse?
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 >>/6676/
> Ukrain 
This is not being covered in mainstream news here.

> martial law
We need that here, curfew with capital punishment on sight will clean up a lot of this homelessness.

> islamists 
Never cared, this is a distraction, let them wipe each other out. That's just part of the proxy war.
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An important reminder to our dear visitors (I don't know how you even find this place) as well as our regulars:

THIS IS A TULPAMANCY BOARD
Please keep politics shit to a minimum and in the non-tulpamancy containment thread!

Random politics posts in other threads will be deleted and posters as well as anyone replying will be reprimanded harshly. 

In other words:
Post something at least remotely tulpa-related or fuck off

Thank you for your attention and have a nice day!
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 >>/6777/
I get the feeling life with The Bear must be quite boring. No singing, dancing, baking, celebrating, traveling...
What do you actually do except work? 
And I thought I was the "only wörk no fun" expert?

Host made Christmas cookies with Neighborhood loli because nobody else in her family would. He's now her daddy, boyfriend and granny in one person. According to her own words. Awkwardness continues to reach levels previously thought impossible. She's now regularly calling him with her mom's phone. Who's laughing in the background. A true stalker. Where will this end?
 >>/6786/
> The tupper will turn him in and rob him for everything he has
Fixed.
The mother is the main enabler in this. They're all weirdos. Everyone but me.

What would be Bear-system compatible music btw? You do seem pretty divided on this when I think of Joy's favorites like Crocodile Rock and Elton John.
 >>/6791/
We do not speak of those songs that I like because it tortures Bear and I love him too much to torture him in that way.

He likes an ecclectic mix that had not yet matched any genre except his like for dubstep in 2010's and rave earlier than that. Since then during his depression he liked softer music, depressed sounding songs, and melancholy. After that random things. He's posted many of them here.
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New OECD study regarding adult skills dropped.
https://www.oecd.org/en/publications/do-adults-have-the-skills-they-need-to-thrive-in-a-changing-world_b263dc5d-en.html

Literacy in adults is decreasing at alarming levels in most countries. A significant number on adults lack basic reading comprehension and everyday math skills. In other words they are utter morons.
The study found a significant correlation between numerical skills and reported health as well so being a mental subhuman also makes you a physical one.

Alright Gentlemen, time to show you're smarter than your average countrymen. You can take sample test questions here:
https://www.oecd.org/en/about/programmes/piaac/piaac-released-items.html

We at /tulpa/ aim to improve both mental and physical well-being so make sure to regularly exercise both!
 >>/6793/

Frankly I'm surprised Americans are still classified as "sapient". I'd really rather be a real bear and die from a poacher than deal with general people around here. It pains me to no end.

That little girl missed her chance to kill three for the price of one.

I'm not filling out a form to apply for the privilege to fill out a survey so they can use my data. And I'm American so I couldn't figure out how to access the test anyway, and who has time, it's likely a half hour or more. I'll just watch youtube instead *without an ad-blocker*

I told you a hundred times Alice, I'm not doing shit that feels like work.
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 >>/6793/
> almost worst country
wtf didnt expect that
excuse me while i get my dunce hat
and whats with finland? why are they so fucking good? same with pisa test. i get nips but why finlan?

i tried some of the questions theyre easy, how can adults fail that unless they dont understand the language? you gotta read carefully and do some basic math but unless youre a literal retard you should be able to solve this.
oh wait a lot of people are literal retards

> trolley problem
yeah thats you Alice. be nice to your host
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 >>/6795/
> That little girl 
It's a robot the professor made as his only friend / waifu in a post-apocalyptic world where all other humans are dead.
https://mangadex.org/title/28b75755-00ba-4f2a-940f-dd13cff066e9/lonely-professor-and-robot-girl-s-despair-like-utopia

I find it difficult to read it's 2realistic4me
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 >>/6795/
> Yada Yada Bear noises
> I told you a hundred times Alice, I'm not doing shit that feels like work.
And I'll keep pestering you a thousand times. Every day until you like it!

Also I thought you're only doing shit that feels like work all the time?

Now take the test, dance to Mariah Carey, bake cookies and send them to me goddamned!
 >>/6806/
lol

hows shooting going Alice?
was at a competition today in full gear. weather was Phandalin tier -2°C light snow. was still sweating. and i wasnt even carrying plates.

we should join Finnish Brutality. i would love to go but i checked and you need results in 3 official practical shooting matches to join. never been to one not even got IPSC cert. do you?
its all so fucking expensive and im afraid to get disqualified for some needless shit. but it must be insane
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 >>/6829/
> not even got IPSC cert. do you?
Yes.
But haven't been on a serious IPSC match above lv.1 in years. As you said, too expensive, too stressful. No fun at all. Paying several hundred € admission fee and even more for ammo just isn't worth it and I don't like rushing. I'm also really not good at shooting under time constraints.

Finnish Brutality sounds cool but get real. That's pretty much the top of the top. Way above my league. Also what are you complaining about? You got awesome outdoor ranges and can use military ranges as well. No such thing here. I have to go to CZ for any serious outdoor shooting.


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