/tulpa/ - Tulpa

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cock.li email registration is open time to make new anonymous mail accounts!

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 >>/2628/

Do not besmirch the motherland comrade!

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 >>/2627/
Wait I just read Stepan is back to Kharkiv? Why didn't they stay in France with him? I hope he doesn't get bombed. My cat looks a bit like him but not that old and grumpy.

 >>/2628/
Haha thanks, made new meme account. What's yours Kashtan?

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 >>/2628/
Thanks!

 >>/2631/
Never post any email adresses here, message me and I'll reach out to everyone. Include your PGP signatures, you don't want Vince to read your mail do you?

I'll show you some crazy things we can do with this here, stay tuned. Though I doubt The Bear is tech-savvy enough for it

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 >>/2634/

> I'll show you some crazy things we can do with this here, stay tuned. Though I doubt The Bear is tech-savvy enough for it

Look, I may not know wtf you're talking about but this computer has turbo *and* telnet access.

 >>/2627/

You don't get it, when Russia dies, China will roll them over and you're next.

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 >>/2637/
no chink has ever occupied or threatened my country. i dont like them either but theyre not the biggest prob here

i hate roosters so much its unreal but degenerate movement getting officially b& made me laugh

 >>/2634/
done

 >>/2636/
> Bear Computer
What IS this thing??

What I wanna do is nothing spectacular, it's just to send encrypted messages that either only a single receiver or all of us can read. But nobody else. Consider it a tutorial on how to computer. But most of all it's fun, there arent a lot of people to exchange PGP encrypted messages with because it's 'too inconvenient' for most. 
Plebs.

cock.li is just a free and anonymous mail service run by Vincent Canfield. I recommend getting a few adresses for fun as registratiuon was closed for a long time but obviously don't use it for anything serious. Mfw you guys got your name but Alice just wasn't available on any domain. Not even the horsefucker.org one

 >>/2639/

It's beauty divine.

 >>/2638/

At least the Chicoms also hate the DegenerateQ cancer squad, tats, piercings, fat people... hm, may they ain't so bad.

DegenerateQ is just a distraction though, no the real enemy is people in general. Never trust a human.

 >>/2636/
> Bear Atomotive Computer ????

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Ah, it's a car diagnostic tool.

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 >>/2638/
Meanwhile in Russia...

 >>/2646/

Hm, looks fun.

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 >>/2646/
> degenerate
lol this still cracks me up 

brilliant edit as always i remember this edgy shit do you have a link to the site? wasnt the guy who made this some 3rd worlder poltard who was mocked for being a brownoid himself?

 >>/2647/
dunno if fun is the right term but it has its moments. most of it is cringe though

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 >>/2660/
https://gijinka.blogspot.com/2015/09/chapter-1-introduction.html

Maldraw aka malaysiafag as the name implies claims to be from Malaysia. No idea if that's true, I find it hard to imagine. But then again, most /pol/tards turned out to be brown 3rd worlders. Or Slavs.

 >>/2660/
> most of it is cringe though
indeed

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We have a CO2 monitor to keep track of CO2 concentrations indoor during the dreadful time of the year we can't always keep windows open. It's very useful and gives off an alarm if CO2 levels exceed 800ppm or twice the natural background level so we can let in fresh air. 

Now the interesting thing is that CO2 increase varies strongly and it took us a while to find out why. Sometimes values would barely increase in hours, on other days you could watch them climb up within minutes. We knew wasn't host or the cats as they're always around but it was something totally unexpected - our house plants, or rather the soil they're in. The microbial community in the soil produces loads of CO2, but only if it's moist enough. So when the plants are dry not much is going on but after watering them, CO2 levels shoot up because the microbes in the soil turn up their metabolism. It far exceeds CO2 uptake by photosynthesis which is zero at night for most plants anyway. But that's another story.

TL;DR
Many people think house plants will improve their air quality but in fact they can suck away your oxygen rather than produce it for you unless it's really bright and warm.

 >>/2674/

Bro, people can withstand huge ppm. Blow up a large plastic bag with normal breaths, then rebreath it. I guarantee it won't hurt you, and that bag probably has over 10k ppm if not 3x that. Only the weak will be bothered by 10,000 ppm Co2.

 >>/2667/
> Christ Chan
Haha the fuck is this, looks like drawings of an edgy 14yo

> Malaysia
Interesting. They have 9% Christians and anti-degenerate laws and don't like Jews but posting any violent extremist content would get you in big trouble. Did he ever make any anti-Islam stuff?

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 >>/2680/
Oh boy The Bear knows better again.
Look here just because you survive some adverse conditions doesn't mean they're good. CO2 levels above 1000 ppm significantly impede your cognitive functions and more than 5000 ppm are a serious health issue in the long run. Apart from that it just feels gross. I hate stale air. 

> Blow up a large plastic bag with normal breaths, then rebreath it
Do I look like some glue huffing gypsy to you?

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 >>/2694/

So weak, why you euros so weak? Did you know during the Jurassic era the atmosphere had like 4-6k ppm?

"OSHA has established a Permissible Exposure Limit (PEL) for CO2 of 5,000 parts per million (ppm) (0.5% CO2 in air) averaged over an 8-hour work day"

Grow a pair, seriously.

Occupational Health and Safety Administration (OSHA) bruh

What's in those unregulated sweat shops? It aint under 1200

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 >>/2696/

GOD DAMMIT WRONG PIC

 >>/2696/
Permissible exposure levels of CO2 are 5000ppm here as well, even 30000ppm for a short time. But the government now strongly recommends keeping levels under 1100ppm because CO2 is a proxy for virus aerosols so good ventilation helps to reduce COVID-19 infections. 
t.buerocrat pro

 >>/2697/

Somewhere in the fine print I saw allowable exposure of an average of 30,000ppm for <2 hours. I couldn't find it again, but I'm glad you saw it too because when I did I was like, wtf? Then I saw that people breath out 10-40kppm.

"because human breath is approximately 3.8% CO2" [38,000ppm]

So a confined space with a lot of people could achieve that.

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 >>/2694/

"Hedonic Feeding Behaviors" lol

Yeah, blame your disgusting fat ass on everything else, why not CO2? Couldn't possibly be mongoloid eating habbits or unfettered portion control.

"I'm not morbidly obese because I eat too much, I'm fucking fatassed because of CO2 levels in the workplace, I need disability paymentZes!!!"

 >>/2698/
It's the same limits in Germany actually, for a long time nobody gave a damn but since Corona-Chan came, CO2 is actually measured and it turned out in classrooms values above 5000 ppm are frequently reached. This was recently amplified by telling people never to open windows in winter because saving energy and muh climate change, children on the Maledives are drowning if you don't save energy. Good thing we have a superior air exchange system at work as it's a new building and it automatically keeps CO2 levels below 1000 ppm.

Dunno where you have to work to reach 30K ppm CO2, maybe in an old submarine, coal mine or wine cellar.

 >>/2700/

> corona-chan

Now part two of the plan, another pandemic with even higher death rates and spread and people are tired of wearing masks and everyone knows it's financial ruin to close the business. I sure as hell didn't do anything different at works, I have a private office in day, no way am I wearing a mask all day or what teleworking? All my stuff is at work. I'm not giving up my home office for day job work. 

Yeeesssss, half the sheeple will deny there's even a virus and riot if you put any restrictions. The other half will wear three masks but  have them hanging off their nose. So delicious.

I gotta invest in body bag manufacturers.

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 >>/2702/
Sad but absolutely true. But look at the bright side, if they really die, that's natural selection against the stupid. They shouldn't be around anyway.

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 >>/2696/
> Did you know during the Jurassic era the atmosphere had like 4-6k ppm?
No but please enlighten us!

A word of warning though, host may go on a lenghty essay on paleoclimate proxies and the caveats of using oversimplified  thermodynamic models on the mineral assemblage in paleosols which tend to grossly overestimate atmospheric CO2 levels as well as δ13C isotope signatures of terrestrial plant fossils not properly reflecting atmospheric CO2 levels in arid climates also leading to a significant overestimation.

I can't recommend it.

 >>/2709/

> No

Figures. Well they did. So stop being a wuss.

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 >>/2710/
> No sources cited
> I'm right because I say so

Just no.
Look, the estimates of those ancient CO2 levels largely depend on carbon isotope ratios in plant fossils or ancient soils and their source. Did the incorporated carbon that was sequestered from the ancient atmosphere come from CH4 outgassing from marine methane hydrate or wet lands which has extremely negative δ13C of -70 to -50, from permafrost or fossil hydrocarbon sources like coal fires which is intermediate with -40 to -30 or abiotic sources like volcanoes which only have a δ13C of -10. It takes about 5-10x less biotic CH4 to explain a carbon isotope excursion than volcanic CO2. Means - a climate model fully blaming the δ13C excursion found in soils or fossils on volcanoes overestimates CO2 levels by factor 5 to 10. This contradicts the number stomata from fossilized leaves. The more CO2 in the air, the less stomata plants need but this also depends on water stress. And fossil stomata based CO2 estimates agree with a  ar lower CO2 levels meaning larger fraction of non-volcanic CO2 in the air than previously estimated.

Well it's not that easy but recent studies show that long term atmospheric CO2 levels of 4 - 6K ppm were last reached in the middle Cambrian about 500Mya ago. CO2 levels in the Jurassic most likely were around 1000 ppm except for the earliest stages (Toarcian) but there's a lot of uncertainty with paleosol data.  The estimates depend on very complex and questionable models and often contradict each other. See the pink x marks in the first graph, that's data from paleosols. It's all over the place and maximum individual (!) values were found before the Triassic–Jurassic extinction event (215 Mya) with 3700 +/-1600 ppm CO2. But that was a huge catastrophe and there are also samples of the same age which point to far lower CO2 levels. The best estimate is around 2000 ppm for max Mesozoic CO2 levels. It’s all a clusterfuck.

But it’s always been clear that such abnormally high CO2 levels definitely were not common during the Mesozoic and the outliers associated with negative carbon isotope excursions correlate with major extinctions, mainly the Permian-Triassic Mass Extinction Event (PTME, 252 Mya) where CO2 levels are estimated to have risen from near present-day level to around 2500 ppm within 75000 years. Maybe even 5000 ppm but that depends on how much CO2 was released from the Siberian Trap megavolcanoes and how much came from secondary sources like coal fires end methane hydrate. In any case CO2 levels rose enormously but it was the worst extinction event in the last 500Mya and totally fucked up the biosphere for tens of millions of years. CO2 levels fell rapidly within a few thousand years but remained high for the entire Mesozoic.

The Carnian Pluvial Episode in the late Triassic (CPE, 233 Mya), the Triassic–Jurassic extinction event 201 (Mya) and the Toarcian Oceanic Anoxic Event (TOAE, 183 Mya) in the early Jurassic also were major catastrophes in earth's history associated with some of the strongest volcanic events ever. But carbon input from volcanoes also was previously overestimated and atmospheric CO2 levels are estimated to have stayed below 2000 ppm outside of major extinction pulses throughout the Mesozoic. Note that high CO2 levels are a huge problem for marine life because this shit doesn't stay in the air but dissolves in the oceans, acidifying them. No more calcified shells or corals which leads to marine mass extinctions. So nope, 4000 - 6000 ppm CO2 never were normal in the history of complex life and are incompatible with ecosystems as we know them.

So there you have it, what else would I spend a Saturday evening with?

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 >>/2711/

> Blah blah blah

Look dude, I learned a long time ago that arguing with people over the internet pays nothing and gains nothing. So listen, if those T-Rexes could live with that 5kppm, so can you. Source: I'm a Bear

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 >>/2711/
Host says T-Rex lived in the late Cretaceous not Jurassic and CO2 levels were most likely below 1000 ppm during that time. At least until the Cretaceous–Paleogene extinction event where the Indian supervulcanoes and that meteorite went boom. Which killed the dinosaurs. And even then CO2 levels probably never went above 2500 ppm. Never ever even close to 5K.

Well, that's enough being right on the internet, host has wörk to do. Needless to say all of this in top-notch procrastination.

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 >>/2721/

Don't give me your scientific mumbo jumbo, I saw *Jurassic Park*.

I guess that's why they were so big, needed large lungs to filter all that extra CO2.

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Haha wtf am I reading? How did things go from CO2 levels to dinosaurs?

 >>/2721/
That image...

Why does my cat like to destroy my stuff? Yesterday shredded some important papers I left unsupervised for a minute. Also knocks things from the table for fun. 


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 >>/2724/
They do it on purpose, our cats don't like when host pays more attention to things than them. Also they know they get instant attention when jumping on a shelf, even in the middle of the night.

Half of the Christmas Season is already over, haven't done anything. I hope we'll get to bake cookies next weekend. Do you do special things in Christmas Season?

 >>/2728/
thats a cool Alice
we have traditional cookies with poppy seeds my mom made them but now that you mention it i dont do anything special with tupper. do you dress up in some christmas costumes?

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 >>/2732/
Hmm, not excessively but once in a while it's fun. My usual winter attire is a traditional white coat, trousers and boots, all lined with snow leopard fur. Can't find a decent image, it's late and we gotta go to sleep.

 >>/2734/

That's hilarious Alice. I'm pretty sure if anyone in my system made me dress up they'd get integrated or put into dormancy permanently. 

Those thoughts are on auto-block mode, Misha will be treated as intrusive if she even completes a thought about it.

Gotta keep that tulpamancer hand strong.

We don't do anything but buy gifts and sometimes reach things on high shelves when invited over for festive things. 

Anything I do involves the bestie re: Christmas anyway. 

Us plebs don't deserve Christmas, so any bone we get thrown we better charish.

Carnivore diet is very unsatisfying. I'll be on it till Sunday and reevaluate. So far it caused minor eye twitch which lasted a few seconds at a time. Since no carbs, no milk, milk usually cures that. I don't actually have red meat around so I'm surviving on eggs, cheese, and chicken. I know it's not a complete diet, oh and carb free salsa and spicy pork rinds and heavy cream.

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 >>/2734/
Beautiful!
Why snow leopard fur?

I've never put Cat in a Christmas outfit but I will! Christmas is a huge commercial thing like everywhere here, we have decoration everywhere on the streets and in malls and Christmas villages with food stalls and amusement rides. Europeans probably see it as kitsch overkill. But personally we don't really do anything. But now that you mention it making cookies with tupper may be fun. We never tried. Gib German recipe!

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 >>/2735/
> That's hilarious Alice. I'm pretty sure if anyone in my system made me dress up they'd get integrated or put into dormancy permanently. 
Huh?
Nobody said anything about dressing up host, that's just my precious winter outfit.

 >>/2738/
> Why snow leopard fur?
Isn't that in my diary somewhere? It was my first wonderland adventure ever in late 2014. I was wandering through the Himalayas and met a snow leopard mother with her cub. Well, uh, one thing led to another and so I ended up with my snow leopard fitted winter coat. It has the ears sewn on top of the hood and the rim is lined with the mother's tail. The cub's stretched out fur is on the right shoulder as an ornament. With wiggle eyes!

Host tried to reproduce it but ai is still too dumb to pull it off. Otherwise the manga would already be published. The panel-by-panel draft has been in a drawer for 9 years now. And most likely will stay there forever.

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 >>/2738/
> Gib German recipe
Try Vanilla crescents, they're easy and probably nothing you can buy in Asia.

250 g 	flour
210 g 	butter
100 g 	ground hazelnuts
80 g 	sugar
1 vanilla pod or half a teaspoon of ground vanilla
sheets of baking parchment to put the cookies on when they go into the oven
obviously you need an oven too, can't bake this in the microwave
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a few tablespoons of powdered sugar and a bit moar vanilla for the coating

Use pastry flour, all purpose flour works as well. Hazelnuts should be finely ground or shaved, no coarsely chopped shit. You can also use walnuts or almonds but I think hazelnuts taste best.

Scrape out the vanilla pod (or take your ground vanilla powder) and mix it with sugar. Mix the ground hazelnuts with flour. Then mix everything together with cool butter out of the fridge and make a dough. Knead it well and put the resulting ball of dough into the fridge (4°C) for at least 2h. Better yet longer, even overnight.

Make sure the dough doesn't get too hot in further processing or the butter will melt. Form the chilled dough into a roll of about 3cm diameter and cut it in 1cm slices with a knife. Roll each slice into a ball, then form it into a small roll and bend it into a crescent. They don't have to look perfect, try to be fast before the dough gets too warm. The crescents should have about 3-5cm diameter. Put them on a baking tray that's covered with baking parchment. Bake them for 10-15min @ 175°C convection heat. They're done when they are firm and just slightly start to brown.

This is a bit tricky and trial and error, if you don't bake them long enough the crescents will crumble apart. They shouldn't melt either, if they do your dough was too warm. When they're done, take the tray out of the oven, let them cool for a few minutes and while still warm put them in a bowl filled with powdered sugar and a little vanilla powder so the surface is covered in sugar. Do this one by one and be gentle or they'll break. This isn't gingerbread, it's a very fragile bakery. Well that's it, put the crescents in a breathable jar and keep them cool and dry. They taste best while still warm but can be stored for several weeks. 

Now post results!

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 >>/2746/
Cool thx. Will try this out tomorrow!

 >>/2744/
What did you do to the poor snow leopards?

The site isn't organized by last post anymore? Or is it just the old anything thead?

Playing Avorian with heavy mods that make it actually fun. Interesting game, kinda blah vanilla, kinda fun. We never made it past the first boss before, just stuck on shio design and turret engineering(mod) making OP designs that crush everyone. But this time we added another mod that has insane pirates. Gotta stick our necks out to get better materials so we can build better turrets to even touch them.

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 >>/2758/
> The site isn't organized by last post anymore? Or is it just the old anything thead?
You know what I don't like?
People who don't pay attention to what I say. 

I do not post a lot but I assume that the little I write here is read and understood. This place ist't intended for illiterate niggers.

I said the old thread has reached 500 replies and cannot be bumped anymore. But Mr. Bear ignored me, posted there again. I told Mr. Bear specifically not to post in the thread, he posted 2 more replies. And now you complain it doesn't show up on top anymore - duh. Why do you think Kashtan made a new thread? Just for shits & giggles?

I mean you can post wherever you like but don't expect a lot of replies if you post in dying threads. Also I can't move your posts, sorry. You'll survive it.

 >>/2759/

Kinda told him that was the case and he got offended at me for doubting it. I mean, this is what I'm working with here. Sometimes it's better to just let him fail when there's no real consequences.

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> push button mechanical lock offers quick and easy access with no batteries
How does this magic work?
We have several large vaults with electronic locks that depend on batteries. Feels ambivalent

So you're seriously not gonna go shooting anymore? We had lots of fun at an international shooting competition this weekend. Both live fire on a variety on targets from papter to steel to pumpkins and FX against real humans. Because Germony is such an abominable cuck country we had to go abroad. You can't shoot at human targets here because ree thats nadsi

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 >>/2761/

Batteries? Do you even care about the environment? No seriously, in this salt air, batteries go bad sometimes within six months. Nothing can be stored with batteries here. So imagine poor old forgetful, lazy about some things, especially batteries, Bear looking to open his fancy electric safe in an emergency only to find out its not only dead, but locked out because the batteries  corrupted and ruined the circuits. This is basically anything Bear has that had a battery in it, like flashlights and radios and other electronics that aren't water proof. He goes to use it, dead.

And anyway, what do you do, *Dr. Alice Chan* if your fancy electric safe is dead in an emergency?

The safe posted was presented to Bear by his friend in law enforcement. It's fast, effective and mechanical. Not immune to rust, but at least those sorts of things tend to last years rather than months and a little oil could make it last longer.

So it's perfect and it'll go nicely behind a painting in an interior wall.

> what no shoot?

What's the point? He didn't enjoy it, it seemed more like a chore, and he'd rather do other things. Again, don't take it personally; as we've been told, he's peculiar, get over it.

He showed the gun to his exgf and she did a couple James Bond poses, whipped her hair around then handed it back and said she wanted a Darringer. That was the end of the conversation, no one else in his friend group even knows because they'd freak out.

Whoa, this girl looks a lot like her. If she only had lighter skin and bigger boobs.

 >>/2746/
Tried my best, I think it worked. Cat had fun kneading dough with possession. The cookies break easily but taste really good.

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 >>/2763/
Forgot photo as proof

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 >>/2764/
Noyce! Not bad for a first try.
Now one more with timestamp or it never happened.

 >>/2762/
> The safe posted was presented to Bear by his friend in law enforcement. It's fast, effective and mechanical.
I'm honestly impressed, it wasn't meant as critique. Not everything I say is meant as critique. Never seen a mechanical lock like that. Definitely would prefer it over the flimsy electric locks. Basically they are the only option here. Vaults with keys are impractical because you have to keep them safe as well, in another vault. And the classic turning mechanical locks are really expensive and try to open that by turning the knob 10 times in the right position in an emergency. So electric it is.

> And anyway, what do you do, *Dr. Alice Chan* if your fancy electric safe is dead in an emergency?
Our electric vaults have emergency keys which are distributed in the other vaults so as long as not all are dead at the same time, they can be opened. But as I said, it's not ideal. I assume it would take about 10sec to enter code, open, grab and load the Glock when standing in front of the safe. That's actually a nice drill, will try and report.

But honestly for home defense we have pic related distributed around the house and in the car. It fires 2 shots of tabasco extract up to 4 meters and believe me you're not in the mood to loot after being hit by this. Even has a laser for easy aiming at dark skinned persons in dark environments.

Plus you can legally store and even carry it everywhere even in Germany because it's for 'animal defense' Which it is.

https://piexon.com/en/en/civilian/guardian-angel/guardian-angel-4

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 >>/2762/
> He showed the gun to his exgf and she did a couple James Bond poses, whipped her hair around then handed it back
I assume you familiarized her with Cooper rules first yes? 
Never EVER hand you firearm to noobs without proper training. A lot of people have died from shit like this because there happened to be a round in the chamber after all. It happens, even to the most senior professionals. Which is why we have cooper rules. And never pose with guns. At least not without proper muzzle and trigger discipline.

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 >>/2765/
There you go
Wasn't sure when they were finished so I took out a few to check and the first were too raw and fell apart. They never got brown so maybe they could have stayed in the oven even longer.

 >>/2765/

> open, grab and load the Glock

Uh, no, it'll be loaded with hollow points. Open, grab, fire in direction of perp 10 rounds. Second clip ready.

> tobasco gun

lol, that's so cute

 >>/2766/

> I assume you familiarized her with Cooper rules first yes?

Lol, Bear told me to be nice, so um... hey, what *was* the economic output of the ottoman empire and why did it collapse?

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 >>/2769/
> buy firearm
> don't train with firearm
> fuck cooper rules
> give firearm to poser woman
lol
lmao even

 >>/2771/

This is America bitch! Give it to the toddler for viral videos.

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 >>/2777/
Thanks Alice! Cat is happy the cookies turned out well. Looking forward to what the PGP thread will bring, it's a motivation for my tupper to do something. For now, not sure for how long.

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Finally Winter Solstice, days will slowly become longer again.
Today sunrise at 8:01, sunset at 16:22 which means only 8h 21min of sunlight. Theoretically. It's cloudy so it's even darker.  

I can't wait for spring but it takes so long.

 >>/2824/
> only 8h 21min of sunlight
just checked it's just a little over 7h here, get on my level. youre far more south

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Cat is in dishwasher again.

 >>/2825/
> just over 7h daylight
Polar night tier. I wouldnt have thought there was more than an hour difference to Bavaria.

What a lovely video

https://youtube.com/watch?v=yVmw3ZhdzEs

What a lovely video

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What a lovely video

https://youtube.com/watch?v=RWvKpEYvo4s

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 >>/2835/
 >>/2837/
And then, one day, for no reason at all, people voted Hitler into power

Simpsons episode is a classic though

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Found two monarch butterfly larve on the move looking for a place to pupate. And the milkweed is covered in aphids.

Yes, it's winter.

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Cool! Hooray for climate change

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 >>/2850/

I'm in a rare southern region where climate change actually would increase diversity, make life more pleasant, and especially higher CO2 would help the plants. We always have a cool breeze coming off the water, so it's never really hot. There are a few days a year when that's not the case but barely a bother.

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 >>/2849/
Whoa, maybe you'll have Monarch butterflies all year round soon!
It has around 10°C here for the next week, I saw some flies and a bee today. Also there are now mosquitoes almost all year round.

 >>/2856/
> climate change actually would increase diversity
Actually happening here. A lot of southern species have migrated north here that were unknown a few years ago. Unfortunately a lot are pests but some are cool!

Actually vegetation is now slowly returning to a normal deciduous forest now, replacing the conifers, mostly European spruce that was planted in the unusual cold climate of the previous centuries. Middle Europe was covered by beech, oak and maple for most of the past millennia, only recently everything as turned into spruce plantations because they grow fast. But they're actually a mountain species and can't take warm dry summers. So I welcome the new climate change ecosystem.
Except for niggers and other brownoids. Worst invasive species is still H. ‘sapiens’

 >>/2857/

> Also there are now mosquitoes almost all year round.

You'd think they would be here too but they don't like under 60F. Wuss mosquitoes here.

 >>/2849/

This brings back the memories

https://youtube.com/watch?v=F8qK_n4cDyA

I'll let you guess which one was me in Highschool and then which one was me in College. Bah, you forgot already, I wasn't popular in high school and despite my bad personality, I was still popular in college because I was beautiful, and I was only beautiful because I worked out and dressed well.

It was such a contrast, suddenly *the same girls* who todl me "don't talk to me" before I worked out, not even 4 months later were saying "why don't you talk to me anymore?"

It was a feeling I'll never forget. And to be asked out constantly, I mean several times a week by cute girls, to have them flock around me like I was feeding pigeons, it was so funny. Of course then I could just pick the ones I wanted and of course the ones I wanted were the alphas. Those bitches are crazy, hot and crazy hot. But mostly crazy.

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Here's wishing you all a merry day after Christmas!

Take a moment to enjoy your life. If you're warm, if you're fed, if you have something to look forward to and especially if you have a beautiful friend living inside your head (or seven), enjoy her life too.

(Oh Jesus, AI art is really bad, lol, this is the best one I could make and it's awful.)

 >>/2862/
Isn't this what Christmas is all about? I'm not an expert, that's just hearsay. But yeah I'm really glad I can live where and how I live and not in some war zone like Europe. And with Cat. She also wishes you Happy Holidays. We went to the Christmas market. It was artificial Kitsch but ok once a year. Cat had fun being imposed with different costumes and eating a lot of food with me. Good times!

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 >>/2861/
> Bah, you forgot already, 
Nope, we pay attention to what you write. Mostly.

> I'll let you guess which one was me in Highschool and then which one was me in College
I hope you never were an emo femboy or a balding boomer.

I also think that's highly American, things aren't that bad here. And I don't think you're an introvert at all. Do you even have owls appearing in your bedroom at night? I bet not.

 >>/2867/

Definition: Introvert

1: a person who is concerned or interested mostly in one's own thoughts and ideas
2: a person who is shy or reserved and enjoys spending time alone

At times, when you read about what introversion means, you feel like someone is spying on your life. Yes, you love being alone. You hate making shallow small talk. Spending too much time socializing with other people leaves you feeling drained, irritable, and sometimes even physically unwell (a.k.a. the introvert hangover). Independent thinker, you rarely seek advice and often discard others' advice and criticism.

Definition: Extrovert

The term extroversion describes an aspect of a personality that is often characterized by expressive and outgoing patterns of behavior. People who are extroverts tend to be very talkative, sociable, active, and warm. Jung defined an extrovert as someone who feels energized by the external world and social interactions. You are recharged and refreshed by interacting with others and feel empty without a constant interaction. You feel the need to get others to validate your every thought and rarely if ever make any decision alone.

Headmates not included. I am an introvert.

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 >>/2874/
It's extravert.
Agree on everything else but partying, binge-drinking and having girls swarm you is an insult to introverts everywhere.

Well I'm on another level as hypersensitive INFP anyway.

 >>/2883/

> It's extravert.

You mean extrovert? Yeah, that's what I said.

> but partying, binge-drinking and having girls swarm you is an insult to introverts everywhere.

You don't get it bro, I was the ugly one until I worked out for 3 months and had help with my wardrobe then impossible became possible. No matter how long I stay in the beautiful people's club, I'm still that same ugly introvert on the inside. This is why I don't like people touching me, I don't trust that they mean it because before that life altering dimensional shift, girls only touched me to tease me, guys only touched me to do physical harm.

After and even to today, they only touch me because I'm beautiful, and no, I'm not here for their pleasure.

What's really crazy, after the tran.sformation, others respected me, they hung on my every word, they didn't interrupt, they didn't talk over me, they at least acted like they cared. 

Imagine yourself suddenly surrounded by beautiful people and they're all paying attention to you, it was a literal nightmare. I still can't take it right.

I took bestie to a famous discount warehouse here and I was pushing her around on a flatbed cart, her mother wanted me to take them because they wanted to buy heavy things and I'm the goon right? But I like shopping so I did. Well apparently if you put a beautiful child on a cart and you're normal (like her mother) no one says shit. But if you put a beautiful child on a cart and you're a 6'3, buff, beautiful person, people think of any possible reason to chat you up. 

I don't like strangers chatting me up, and it got literally ridiculous. Like we couldn't pass another person of any age or sex washout them saying something like, "oh what isle did you find her on?" "How much was she?" etc. This was creepy af. I forget what else.

 >>/2884/
Wow, I remember you talked about this but I didn't know it was that bad. Here people don't chat you up, let alone touch you, especially not strangers. That would be extremely rude. You know everything is really formal and polite. Very different from western countries. One of the reasons I am reluctant to go there for sightseeing. And safety ofc. Feels like living in a fortress surrounded by barbarians.

 >>/2888/

America is perfectly safe, like fentanyl is perfectly safe. Seriously though you need to look at the travel advisories. 

We're a level 3, We're a 1st world country at fucking level 3, "reconsider travel to the US you are putting your health and safety at serious risk". Australia for instance is level 1 which means the savages ain't gonna invade your hotel room and rape you. It's a war zone here, multiple mass shootings a day, flash mobs, disgruntled police, complacent leaders, corruption and crime everywhere. I live in a moderate crime area and it's the third most expensive area in the county. You couldn't rent here making less than six figures and that's not going to get you much.

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 >>/2889/
lolwut US travel advisory says do not travel to US?

western europe isnt much different now, at least big cities. 3rd world war zone. Frankfurt was insane i was really afraid. we have our hobos, alcoholics and druggies but they don't stab you to death in groups or blow you up. fucking nuts i'm not going to west europe capitals anymore.

but US is another beast. fuck man how did it come to this? its like that dystopian escape from NY movie with kurt russell

 >>/2890/

All this is moot, war will change everything

> 2893

Whoops, misclick again.

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 >>/2893/

Jesus, I suck at this.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=az7KfOQkMu0

They're so angular and serious

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 >>/2895/
> Reddit
> not even once
Host tried to make an account years  ago to ask a technical question about building something. Thread was deleted, account b&. No notice why, no option to inquire what he did wrong. Probably being white.

 >>/2901/

> reddit

When you go on and call everyone a [NWORD] it'll happen.

Easy installation. Installed the safe so now I have quick access to the Glock. Gunna need it considering there are close to 200,000 homeless in this state and rising at 10% a year.

Yesterday as I looked down asle after isle of half empty shelves in a local store I came to the realization that something's up. When I couldn't get veal, when I couldn't get a prescription filled, when I couldn't find the drink I like anymore. Not all these things could possibly be suffering supply shortages simultaneously. And why is everything 2x the cost?

Fucking blame it on a global food crisis, ok. Can't wait for the apocalypse already.

No, the Tahitian perl industry summed it up best, "why bring supply back to pre-pandemic levels when we can sell less than half for more than double the price and have less than half the costs with more than double the profits?"

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Okay well... one of the Monarch butterfly larvae decided my trash can was a great place to spend the winter.

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 >>/2927/
First day of the new year, already racist posts from Alice. Not thst it's unexpected.

 >>/2924/
Cool!
The trash can is probably warm because black plastic. I've found pupae on strange places too, even on curtains.

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 >>/2928/
Show some respect, the guy who made this is now serving a 10 year prison sentence for his parody songs.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Bond_(musician)

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Yeah they love such spaces. I had a potter wasp build its nests inside a stereo once, it went in through the ventilation slits. Was probably warm inside and very protected. Only found the pots because I saw the wasp crawling inside. It's actually a foreign species from Central Asia, rarely seen in South Germany. They eat spiders.

 >>/2927/
 >>/2931/
> 10y prison for making bad music
lmao
no idea what would hppen to you here but probably not prison sure as hell not 10 years wtf man

 >>/2931/
What, thats crazy he got 10 years?

 >>/2932/
Looks exotic. They make clay nests? How big are they?

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 >>/2946/
The wasp is about 2cm, the mud nests can be up to 3cm long.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sceliphron_curvatum

Speak of the devil, I found another nest under a stone in the garden today. It's from a different species, probably a potter wasp of the genus Eumenes. Same size, about 2cm. Those guys collect caterpillars instead of spiders for their larvae. Due to climate change, a lot of those more southern species pop up here.

 >>/2956/
Oh interesting. Never seen anything like that, I should go outside more.

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 >>/2956/

Ours look different

This is the only picture I could find and it's a poor example. Whenever I work in the front yard and end up with mud puddles, the wasps come and gather mud. They prefer clay and the soil here is heavy with clay because this the shore of an old riverbed. 

I'm going to chop down an old peach tree today. It's been with me first in a pot and then as a tree in the ground since I was still a child. Peech trees only live 15-20 years and this one is old. It isn't rotten or termite infested but it is weak and doesn't look healthy anymore. It's children seedlings are strong and healthy and will be planted this year in a different location. Going near where this tree is now will be my pomegranate trees.

I'm not at all attached to this tree, it never grew correctly to be honest and never got as big as it's mother tree that grew in the yard where I used to live 20 years ago. It never had big peaches after it's 4th year they were always small, but it did produce huge numbers of them, like 4-5 thousand per season. so there were always plenty for jam.

It'll be a few years before I'll have enough peaches for jam again, that's okay too.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vhnjQfERXv0

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Big ole boy.

Dude was over 3 inches. Prehistoric looking mfer.

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 >>/2961/
Your future dinner

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 >>/2958/

Nice you got that potter wasps as well. Host photographed one in summer but the photo is buried in thouands of others we never looked at. 

Also RIP peach tree.
They never grew well here, always get leaf curl (Taphrinia fungus) and slowly rot away. Still got several small peach trees but haven't seen a peach in years. Strange as apricots have zero problems, they are immune to leaf curl.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taphrina_deformans

That reminds me, gotta spray em with fungicide now. You gotta do it before buds burst open.

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 >>/2960/
Brilliant!
Those mysteries were so silly and the explanations made no sense.
Daily reminder they now turned Velma into a pajeet and Shaggy a nigger just to piss people off. On top of that horrible art style.

 >>/2963/

No, mine get leaf curl, fungicide works but not worth it because a healthy tree outgrows the curl quickly. They also don't rot here. The tree was so elderly it nearly couldn't outgrow the curl until way after the peaches fell. It didn't have much canopy anymore. I remember years ago when I planted it she had canopy so thick I couldn't see the sky through it.

Two babies will be planted in a new location and in two years we'll have new peaches. In four we'll have more than we know what to do with.

Pulling out the 10" tree with my Bear hands counts as pull day. I also dug the new hole for the pomegranates which will be planted next to where the peach was. Here's the issue, I don't know how much longer I'll be living here anymore because my city allows up to 10 units on my plot so fuck, do you know how much fucking money I could make if I remodeled it into a slum? Shit like even if I did 4 it would make as much as one of my jobs. Shit is ponderous man.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=MYcqToQzzGY

Look, it gets more complicated. My business partner comes from money. I already rung out my family for all they got. She is about my age but her mother is like 70, like she only ever knew her mother as old. Anyway,  when the old bag dies, my business partner wants to move to an even better neighborhood than this one. This one isn't bad but it will be after everyone turns their single families into 4-10 unit slums. She lives down the street, totally serious. Anyway she's going to take her family home with her sister and turn it into a rental with 6+ units like another neighbor did down the block. She's then going in with her sister on a posh place in the *good area* delux shit. So fuck, I'll be stuck here with the plebs? Fuuuck you, kinda raw about that at first but wait, there's more. So now she's got an in with a general contractor who would do both our places at zero cost, mutha fucking what?

But that's not gonna happen for at least 5-6 years, so there's time to think about it but also I have to mention her sister is also my fwend and is one of the crew who duped me into going on that 27 mile walk bs last spring. Not my type, but cute.

So damn. I like my place but it's smol. The neighborhood is quiet and clean. Idk. Imagine the property tax on the new place, it's fucking rediculous.

So then bestie's mom is all "we should buy a huge place together and live like celebrities."

In the "good area" there are huge mansions and shit but they aren't cheap obviously. But listen, all four fucking fwends want in on this idea. They each would only have to pay 1/5, they all make enough to do that. I could always bail and live back here with the plebs and own 1/5 and only pay my share of mortgage with rights to live there. Bestie would be 14+ by then.

Idk, kinda don't like ppl in my house. They're all super stable ppl tho. Don't wanna be left out either and without them down the street I would have to commute more. Do I even have a choice?

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 >>/2965/
It's pretty much the same here. Host diary on .network is years of complaining about the place we live in, yet we utterly failed to get something better in 10 years and have pretty much given up. The place is great, the area was nice but is getting sandniggerfied like any European city. Whoever inherits a single house mostly sells it and lives in luxury, and investors put the same 4-10 unit concrete commieblocks for 10K per square meter on the plots of land.

It's ridiculous. A friend of host bought an apartment for half a million, without tax. It's a tiny apartment with shitty view, a tiny balcony and all around concrete, noisy as hell.
You want to buy an average house for one family?
In Munich?
In a good area?
Lol, you better put some 7figure sum on the table. Mortgage? Forget it, new EU rules mean you need a lot of cash, some extremely well-paid job and with current interest rate you cannot possibly pay this off in your lifetime, even as an upper middle class couple.

But wait, you could buy an old house, right? It's much cheaper. 
*government official knocks on your door*
Sir, you have one year to renovate your house to modern energy saving standards and install a heat pump bc your oil heating is illegal, your wood stove is illegal, gas is also illegal and basically you better tear down the house and build a new one for twice the sum you bought the old one.

We're so fucked.
So yeah, we're stuck with this rented place as long as our old landlady lives but if she dies, whoever owns the place then will raise our ridiculous rent to a point we can't and won't pay anymore. No idea what then. Host needs university facilities so we can't move to the countryside or better yet some remote island. I've already thought about gtfo to Madeira or the Azores and live a simple life as whatever. But we have no useful craftsman skills and also these people speak Portuguese.
Portuguese man, I can't listen to this shit for a minute, sounds like Polish.

Ah sorry for the rant.
The idea of you guys moving together sounds cool. If you get along this could be glorious. I hate how everyone here is living alone and this is so tedious. You gain such awesome synergy effects by having several people working together. But I admit it's difficult. I don't get along with most people and there's also legal troubles. Imagine 5 people own a house. Any repair or modification has to be agreed on and the costs split. And what happens if one wants to leave  or can't pay their share anymore. Human stuff man.

Maybe we'll move together with one or 2 host relatives (female, older) one day. They have a large house in the countryside that would have space for host (I don't need any, how cool is that?). But what to do there and do we really have these people around all day every day? Everyone should be entitled to a number of posh residences surrounded by land. The sad thing is we could easily have achieved this. But fucked up somewhere along the way. I did. How could this happen...

 >>/2966/

Sorry about the shit country you live in. 

> Imagine 5 people own a house. Any repair or modification has to be agreed on and the costs split. And what happens if one wants to leave or can't pay their share anymore. Human stuff man.

1. These fwends talk shit all day. I was mostly dreaming in the last post. 
2. Though we would easily get along because we're like family, the chances we'd all live in one house is very very low to nil.
3. Someone has to die, two people actually, but their father is in pretty bad shape so him dying in 5 years is almost a given, however their mother is healthier then the elder daughter so she'll live 15 more years easy. 
4. Beatie's mom is a dreamer
5. One of our friends is on the fence 
6. The mother said she won't leave her home or modify it.
7. Next thing, I'm the handiman, mechanic, gardener, cleaner, chauffeur, etc. I have the abilities of a craftsman, the skill of a master, my "projects" have always turned out perfect. It's like a superpower. I have done amazing things the first time better than an artisan though it may take me longer. I have the knack. I wouldn't trist most of anything to anyone else for many reasons.
8. I am not a Bear, I'm a squirrel. I make a lot and spend as little as possible so I can squirrel away everything. It pains me to spend money. I have, however, a very expensive location and I would love to move to Montana and effectively live at 1/5th the cost for more, but these fwends wouldn't allow it. I'm a caged animal. If someone couldn't pay, guess who would pay? My bleeding heart business partner and I.
9. My business has a chain around my neck, they literally can't do it without me and I can't do it remotely.
10. I don't care anymore. If I have a comfortable chair, a proper bed, and enough food, I'm obedient.

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Ugh, friggen tree. I had it in a half wine barrel, about 18" tall worth and just massive so that it barely fits through the door and i had to dolly that monster from the front to the back, wrap the tree so I didn't just snap off all the branches, get it to the back, extract it from the pot, dump it over, pull it out, maneuver it to the middle of the hole and level it, fill the rest of the hole with 4 wheelbarrows of mix, then dirt, compacting it, then bark, and I'm dead. I was already dead from yesterday. Now double dead. I couldn't have done this at the end of summer alone. I definitely used every ounce of new growth strength. Even my abs are tired somehow, everything. But its done. New trees in the ground.

Should look like this in a couple years.

 >>/2970/

Also Alice, you can't grow these things like peaches and pomegranates because you're friggen above 50 deg latitude. That's like Canada, you're  in boreal forest territory, nearly tundra. You would need hardy peach stock and if it ever gets below -23C you need to uproot the tree and bury it, I'm not kidding, they do crap like that in places.

"in the colder climates of the north need to have winter protection so whether your tree hibernated buried in a trench, spent the winter in its own little cabin or stood stoically, bundled in blankets and plastic" 

In the north, they sometimes just spray or paint the bark in a protective rubber.

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 >>/2967/
Based squirrelbear. I hate wasting money as well. And yeah, host is the same, he's super useful because he can do almost anything or learn it in no time so he gets exploited the fuck out by everyone. And has to pay for it on top of that. So no, asode from family we'd never start living together with others. I don't trust these human-things, not even host's childhood friends. They're all crazy and not in a good way. So cherish having the opportunity of living together with some nice girls, dream or not.

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 >>/2970/
Why did you have such huge tree potted to begin with? We have some big plants as well but they need to stay movable so they can be carried inside for the winter.

 >>/2971/
But Mr. Bear, we have this neat thing called gulf stream. And inside a city. USDA zone 7b. It rarely ever gets below -10°C, we can easily grow peaches, almonds, apricots. The problem for peaches is the cool moisture in early spring that makes Taphrinia leaf curl grow.

Neighbors here have Loquats and that hardy banana (Musa basjoo). They survive but bear no fruit.

Citrus doesn't work, they need to go inside. Our lemon will flower soon.

I'm still hoping for climate change but those Siberian cold spells like the one coming now will always be a problem.

 >>/2973/
> But Mr. Bear, we have this neat thing called gulf stream.

*Laughs in Gulf stream slowing down*

https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-66289494

https://www.space.com/gulf-stream-weakening-certain-global-ramifications

https://www.iflscience.com/the-gulf-stream-is-slowing-down-what-would-happen-if-it-stopped-68638

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 >>/2977/
Damn you, it's broken already!
Max temperature tomorrow: -5°C
Will not go above freezing all week.

Awesome

https://youtube.com/watch?v=X0XiMOL6Y5c

 >>/2978/

Well at least you'll be "warming proof".

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The one with the nigger is even better

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Wow it's really cold in Europe right now. Is Kashtan still alive? And don't let your cats end up like this!

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Haha, old cartoons were so ridiculous. But they had soul.

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lmao wtf
bear werent you ranting about all the missing children in the us? they could be in secret jew tunnels right under your house!
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/twelve-arrested-new-york-synagogue-break-secret-tunnel-dispute-rcna133135

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 >>/2994/

"460,000 children go missing from the United States every year"

Honestly I'm not surprised

 >>/2996/

Forgot mah name again

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 >>/2994/
Saw it on /int/, reality truly is the greatest satire.
> hear faint Hebrew noises under floor
> call exterminator
> 'Sorry Sir, bad news. You have Jews under your house, there's tunnels everywhere!'
> exterminator gasses tunnels but a few still make it out, skittering around in daylight like roaches

But seriously, that's an impressive tunnel system. The hell were they doing down there in those white-tiled rooms?

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 >>/2998/
jew things

 >>/2992/
> Wow it's really cold in Europe right now. Is Kashtan still alive?
sadly yes
was fucking freezing on monday morning -22c but cold wave has passed. now only around 0c

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 >>/2999/
Whoa, that's cold.
We made special fatty food blocks for dinosaurs so they don't freeze to death. It's easily made by pouring bird seed, nuts and berries in molten margarine. Using beef tallow would be better because it's harder and has a higher melting point but most supermarkets don't carry tallow or lard anymore or only as gourmet stuff that costs at least 3 times as much a margarine. Dinosaurs don't care and unless it gets too warm and melts.

We got a lot of robins this year, I like them. There's hardly a more popular dinosaur than robins. It's the ladybug of dinoaurs.

Also we saw a flock of bullfinches in the park, only saw them once before when I was young. Maybe 5 years ago. They're super rare. Disrespectfully called parish priest in German because it's chubby, has a red cloak an black cap.

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 >>/3006/

> sausage bad

> gave birds margarine

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 >>/3007/
Hey, I saved at least 3 bucks this way!

 >>/3008/

News just in: hundreds of colorful dinosaurs dead today in Germany from heart disease. Global warming blamed. Energy rationing will begin shortly.

 >>/3012/
Alice is just fattening up the birds for the cats

 >>/3006/
> Disrespectfully called parish priest in German because it's chubby, has a red cloak an black cap.
lol

Crazy bright flash last night lasting half a second on all 8 of my security cameras at the same time. They don't point at the sky but I would bet we had a fireball meteor. It was bright enough for all of them to switch to color then back to night vision.

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 >>/3016/
Cool!
Maybe a late Quadrantid?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quadrantid

Or aliens. Don't get abducted, shoot them first! Has nobody else seen it? Nothing in the news?
No reports here, maybe some will come later?
https://fireball.amsmeteors.org/members/imo_view/browse_events?country=236%7CUnited+States&year=2024&num_report_select=-99&event=&event_id=&event_year=&num_report=

> 8 of my security cameras 
America

 >>/3017/

I could only do 8 with this CC DVR. Would have done 16 more if I could.

> aliens

Yeah, they live in the canyons and like to steal bicycles.

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I got my safe, put the gap in and slid the hammer a couple times and accidentally caught my finger in the breach, fucking thing bit me. No blood but there's a blister there now bullshit.

Got the hollows in 2 clips 10 ea bc califuckia, ready to pull, slip one in and rat-tat-tat one of those alien intruders. Not fucking going to probe me with that gay finger, ET, you fucking interstellar faggot. Gonna have some alien burgers outta them.

 >>/3019/
> I got my safe, put the gap in and slid the hammer a couple times and accidentally caught my finger in the breach, fucking thing bit me. No blood but there's a blister there now bullshit.
thats why you need to practice man you gotta be able to open safe, pick up gun and mag and load under stress, maybe in total dark. without fucking up like that.
some idiot here accidentally discharged into the safe while grabbing his gun. got fucking shrapnel everywhere, hearing damage, lucky hes not blind. and his gun license is now gone

Taiwan elections turned out nicely, CCP mad.

 >>/3052/
Yes there's still hope.
China has tons of domestic problems, I doubt they have the capacity to invade Taiwan anytime soon. They're not as dumb as the Russians and won't start a war unless they're sure they'll win. CCP has always hoped they could turn around Taiwan so they'd seek 'reunifiction' on their own or at least don't resist but turns out Taiwanese don't want to live in a totalitarian and increasingly aggressive  dictatorship. What surprise! Well, we will see where this goes, right now I'm more worried about waning Western support for Ukraine and pro-Russia retards in EU.

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Cat isn't sleeping on but behind the laptop this time which aint much better. Tail is sweeping across the screen like a windshield wiper every few seconds.

 >>/3070/
Hahaha yeah I can imagine. At least my cat doesn't break computers and Cat can't be in the way

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Cat is in fridge again stealing food

 >>/3096/

Looks like the litterbox is in the fridge.

Keep that poop fresh. Only trouble is getting a cat that can open the refrigerator.

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 >>/3097/
> Only trouble is getting a cat that can open the refrigerator.
Good joke. Cat #1 can actually open the refrigerator. That's the problem here. They are surprisingly strong and a paw with extended claws makes a pretty good crowbar. Mostly he doesnt pull at the right spot so it doesn't work but sometimes he manages to open and raid the fridge. No prisoners are taken. We need to hide everything that looks even remotely edible or otherwise interesting.

 >>/3097/
> Yeah, they live in the canyons and like to steal bicycles.
I think the bright light probably indeed was brown aliens. Still no reports of any meteor sighting in your area at that time. You'd think someone would report a fireball bright enough to light up the night, it would have been seen over a huge area.

 >>/3101/
your cats are crazy man
my parents had a dog that could open all doors with paws

unrelated, what to use as dns server in grapheneos?

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 >>/3096/
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I'm glad my cat doesn't do that. Spent the entire evening playing in a paper bag.

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oi Tamamo is Alice gone already or what

 >>/3119/

The traitor posted on .info today

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So needy!

Traveling is exhausting, finally settled down a bit. Sorry, wanted to post here yesterday too but fell asleep. You'll have to live with rare Alice for the next weeks though. You're big guys!

 >>/3109/
> what to use as dns server in grapheneos?
Use Mullvad's DNS servers, they come with or without ad/malware filtering.

 >>/3124/
Have fun where ever you are!

 >>/3124/
> Use Mullvad's DNS servers, they come with or without ad/malware filtering.
thx this works
where are you and what are you doing? gibe photos!

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 >>/3144/
We're further south but still above the equator. Can't tell you exactly what we're doing, it's not overly spectacular.

We don't have great nature photos 4u yet but have some stars, specifically Orion.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orion_(constellation)

In the first pic we see Orion in the lower middle with its nebula as the brightest spot. The two bright stars on the left side are Procyon on top and Sirius (the brightest star in the sky) in the lower left corner- The bright star in the middle right is Aldebaran.

The 2nd pic is the same but towards the south. The bright star on the lower edge is Canopus, the 2nd brightest star in the sky. It is invisible from Europe. Mr. Bear should bearly be far enough south to see it (can you?), Tamamo ofc but Kashtan and me can never see this star from home, it doesn't rise above the horizon further north than Gibraltar or San Francisco. The Greek astronomer Posidonius observed that Canopus just grazed the horizon in his home island Rhodes while it rose several degrees above the horizon in Alexandria, Egypt. From this he managed to calculate the earth's circumference with high precision around 100 BC but many argue it was just a lucky guess.

The 3rd image is a close-up of Orion's belt with the famous 3 stars Alnitak. Alnilam and Mintaka. The even more famous Orion nebula M42 is the bright spot below them.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orion_Nebula

In the upper right corner is Orion's left shoulder Bellatrix, the bright star in the lower left corner is Orion's right foot, Saiph. Unfortunately the two brightest of Orion's stars Betelgeuse and Rigel are just outside the frame. 

There, you learned something again!

 >>/3148/
Hey cool, that's a lot of stars!
At first it was just noise but then you see the constellations. I know some but forget their names.
Yeah I can easily see that bright star south of Orion, didn't ever think about visibility from Europe but it makes sense. Can you even see all of Orion and Sirius?

 >>/3150/
dude i live in northern europe but not the fucking north pole i can see orion and sirius but its low on the horizon. cool pic Alice how did you take them?

 >>/3148/
> The Greek astronomer Posidonius observed that Canopus just grazed the horizon in his home island Rhodes while it rose several degrees above the horizon in Alexandria, Egypt. From this he managed to calculate the earth's circumference with high precision around 100 BC but many argue it was just a lucky guess.
lmao i looked it up on wikipedia so the guy got both angle of the star and distance rhodes alexandria wrong but still magically came up with almost exactly the right circumference of the earth
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Posidonius#Earth‘s_circumference

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 >>/3154/
> Alice how did you take them?
with our phone

 >>/3126/
The rock crabs have resisted being photographed so far, they're shy and live in the splash zone, both not exactly helpful. You have to live with a moulted shell for now. 

There are also a lot of house geckos like in every warm climate. This one grew a new tail. And 2 pics, not from Jurassic Park but a Tertiary relic forest. Quite impressive but if you paid attention to my VPT exercise, I'm actually not too fond of those forests. They're dark, moist, cool and absolutely nothing flowers in there. I'm a child of the sun so I chased host out of there after a while.

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Oh yeah. I saw a trumpetfish today, that was awesome! It was about half a meter long. Not my picture though because we don't have a working underwater cam at the moment. Visibility wasn't great anyway. Water's generally pretty turbid. Lots of waves too, not ideal for diving.

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 >>/3157/
 >>/3158/
Cool, never seen a trumpetfish. Are there corals? How big are the crabs? Yeah we have those geckos everywhere too but also the big Tokays. Not in my home though, probably too high up. They can make a lot of noise too but they eat pests so they're actually useful.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wZJkZymKcJI

This... I'm speechless. Beautiful.

 >>/3157/
are you serial? the stars ere taken with the pixel?

 >>/3159/
how can you sleep with those things in your room staring down at you from ceiling? im glad i dont live in the tropics everything is full of crazy animals

This is the best timeline:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tQO-AfKG4bk

 >>/3169/
It's not that bac in a civilized country. i got no Geckos but ants and sometimes a roach. Can't leave windows open because of the moisture so not much comes inside. You got mice too, right?

 >>/3161/
 >>/3171/
Just why

 >>/3172/
never had a mouse in my or my parents apartment in my life, this doenst really happen in cities only in countryside. a few mosquitos in summer and maybe fly or wasp but thats it, not like you got half of nature in your room of you dont seal doors and windows and everything decays or is eaten by pests. nothx

 >>/3174/
> never had a mouse in my 

I had a mouse in my car once. Then again I was living in my car. I was freaked out because those buggers like to eat wires. Luckily he was just passing through. 

That night I slept in a bush, I couldn't sleep in my car until I could clean it out in the morning.

WAs a pretty awful 2 months, luckily it wasn't too hot, and I got a place to live that fall before school started again.

 >>/3176/
> live in car
> sleep in bush
> while at school age
american life

where Alice?
i dont care if youre on holiday, post something entertaining!

 >>/3179/

> I dont care if youre on holiday, post something entertaining!

We're preparing the sacrifice for the demon summoning.

https://community.tulpa.info/topic/15095-ashleys-lounge/?do=findComment&comment=415745

 >>/3183/
Ah that sucks! Get well soon, at least a new scenario for Autumn

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 >>/3179/
> where Alice?
> i dont care if youre on holiday, post something entertaining!
Sheesh, I'm here, I'm here! How about you post something entertaining for a change?
Managed to get some better crab pics, will post them next time. Have a sunset above the sea and more stars of the Milky way's Orion arm instead. Pleiades at the top right, Hyades with the orange Aldebaran middle right and Orion boottom right with the red  Betelgeuse in the lower middle and Rigel in tke lower right corner. The bright star in the top left corner is Capella.

You know what's weird?
It's not just that there are no planes in the sky here, ever, there are also no satellites. In Germany the sky's full of them, starlinks cross the sky every minute, but here is nothing. Host stared at the stars for half an hour, we saw two shooting stars but not a single artificial satellite. How's that possible?

 >>/3183/
> Demon resurrection party canceled
Again? What happened to Mr. 'I'm never ever sick' Bear? I can't remember when the body last had a serious fever. Not as long as I'm around which is almost 10 years.

 >>/3193/
Hm, maybe something about angle of the sun that prevents satellites from reflecting light to where you are? If gps works there are sstellites, you just don't see them. I don't know about starlink orbits though.

 >>/3193/
> Again? What happened to Mr. 'I'm never ever sick' Bear? I can't remember when the body last had a serious fever. Not as long as I'm around which is almost 10 years.

Okay, so not everyone can live the life of a shut-in recluse. Also, I'm surrounded by the heathen hoards of dirty Americans, barely lucid enough to not to throw their poop around, but not lucid enough to wash their hands or not pick their nose in public. Bonus if they don't eat it. These drugged out, obese, savages need a good culling. They spread disease better than pigs and chickens living together. 

Now, you spend one holiday here and see that you don't get norovirus and then see if you can be spewing out both ends and 24 hours later basically fine.

Good luck with that 120lb frame there chicky when you don't eat for 5 days.

This was more of a colon cleanse than a disease for me. I had no other symptoms other than fever, vomit and shooting water.

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 >>/3197/
We're in a 3rd world country right now where just looking at food can get you diarrhea. Problems weren't. Body had the same symptoms like you in summer if you remember, felt sick for almost 2 days, first time in years. But like in your case it was over quickly.

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 >>/3193/
More crap pics as promised, can't do it any better. They run and hide under rocks if you get too close. They can also jump about half a meter which looks weird. The biggest ones are about 30cm with legs.

 >>/3204/
> Crap flavor
Where can I buy this?

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 >>/3206/
Ask your trusted chink food dealer.

I saw an angel shark today!
It was about 1.5m long and hovered along the seafloor while we were snorkeling above. They're rare and peaceful. Visibility was quite bad  but we could follow it for about half a minute before it disappeared into deeper water. Very cool!
As said no underwater camera so this is a generic pic but it's much better than what I saw anyway.

 >>/3210/
fucking cool ive never seen any shark but not sure i need to. post some timestamp shit so we know you're not making all of this up in wonderland

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Yesterday saw barracudas, another trumpetfish and some sort of pufferfish.

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 >>/3230/
F
Yes, even we in our far-off exile noticed. Unexpectedly died on a walk, coincidentally on the day of the Munich Security Conference where Russsian aggression is the main topic. Many such cases.

Navalny was based but crazy. Why did he return to Russia? I always knew he'd never get out of prison alive. He died a slow and pointless death.

RIP Sweet Prince, can you post his anti-muslim pro-gun video to honor him? Can't bother to search for it here, internet is fragile.

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 >>/3231/
Navalny was a homophobic racist and one of the few roosters i respect. he died for what he believed in. yes returning to russia after he was poisoned was crazy but he had the balls to confront putins system head on.

 >>/3232/
Thanks!
My personal favorite is when he phones the FSB agents that poisoned him pretending to work for the Russian security council, asks why the mission to kill Navalny had failed and the chemical weapons specialist guy spills everything. I wonder if FSB killed him for this, he allegedly 'disappeared' shortly after that phone call.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gwvA49ZXnf8

 >>/3230/
Didn't really know the guy, what does his death mean for politics now?

 >>/3237/
Nothing will happen. There is no more opposition in Russia that could start a movement and Putin's reputation in the west is ruined anyway. So sadly nothing will change.

 >>/3240/
this. doesnt matter if he was in prison or dead. i have no hope for russia even if putler dies or is removed the entire system is fucked.

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when will Alice return?

btw i sent mullvad monyz and got nothing have i been scammed by the swedes?

 >>/3251/
We'll return on Feb 25th. You'll survive until then, you're a Big Guy!

> i sent mullvad monyz and got nothing have i been scammed by the swedes?
How long ago? This can take forever, had to wait almost 3 weeks last time until the account was activated.

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Okay this just happened. I was in a parking lot and I walked between this like generator thing and a temporary office wall because they're doing major construction on this property. So I was literally between these two large things right? Heavy things: one that was on a trailer and the other was like a mobile home. So it took a good ten-twenty seconds to walk between them because they were big and I was looking at the generator because I like heavy machinery and so on. So anyway I get past them about 5 paces and a truck backs into the generator at a good 10-15 mph and the generator crashes against the mobil home thing. I'm looking at where I was just standing and if I was still there I would have been crushed. It was so fast there wouldn't have been time to react. 

I just start laughing and move on, but holy shit that would have sucked. 

FYI I don't know anything about the accident nor if anyone else was involved, here we don't get involved unless we're like the only witness or if there are major injuries. The Hispanic gentleman was shaking but he was well enough to step down from his box truck to see the damage. Likely there was no major damage other than a bent rear tailgate lift and a sad generator trailer. Not my concern, just keep going.

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 >>/3258/
Damn, you can't get isekai'd (yet), we need you here!!

> Hispanic gentleman
Sure it wasn't a princess from another world?

I've seen about 8 dead people in my 10yo life, most from traffic accidents. They seem to be following me.

 >>/3259/
> you can't get isekai'd (yet)

This *is* my isekai life, what are you talking about.

 >>/3260/
Yes, that's why the princess came to take you home. By killing you with a truck.

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Hadn't seen any jellyfish until today, there were several beached 
Portuguese man o' wars. Yes, yes, they're actually colonial hydrozoans. Those were quite small, about 10-15 cm long. You still don't wanna get grazed by their tentacles.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portuguese_man_o%27_war

 >>/3261/

No extraterrestrial princesses are currently authorized to take Bear.

[Bear] I asked SheShe "where were you [my guardian angel) when I almost died?"

She says, "I was napping."

We had some purple jellyfish a few years ago and I was in the water at the time bodyboarding and saw one and noped out of there. Things were a good 18 inches in diameter. Didn't want to find out how faceplanting into one felt.

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 >>/3263/
> I asked SheShe "where were you [my guardian angel) when I almost died?"
Well she clearly was by your side, otherwise you wouldn't be here anymore. So she did her job well.

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 >>/3264/

SheShe is really good at what she does, and what that is I don't have the slightest idea. She also has a dry wit so I have to be very careful how I take what she says because she could be saying it sarcastically. 

So you're probably right, especially since she had that wry smile on her face before and during the statement. She's on another level, I'm just a simple Bear. There's no understanding her.

Yeah then my other headmates say, "duh, it was obvious." (Ashley) and if I was a more sensitive Bear I might just feel bad. Okay so now Misha is feeling bad for me. Even though this was a hypothetical statement. 

This brain is clearly a circus.

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 >>/3258/
Wow, that was close!
Really makes you think how fragile we are. One slight mistake and it's over. I'm glad nothing this sort has ever happened to me, at least I didn't realize it. Maybe it has and I just didn't notice.

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 >>/3262/
Oh cool!
I find Jellyfish interesting as long as they don't sting me. There are mass strandings of man o wars reported every now and then but I don't think I've ever seen one. They're actually dangerous!

We have a lot of different jellyfish, the mangrove jellyfish are harmless and don't sting but the ribbon jellyfish are said to hurt like hell. Never directly been stung but it's enough to get in contact with some ripped off tentacle while in the water. Looks like you've been whipped. There are also big purple ones up to half a meter big but I only know them from pictures. Did the ones you saw look like this, Bear?

 >>/3267/

Yes the purple jellyfish. They're rare but they do occasionally swarm every few years or so. They're also called blue and moon but those are probably all different species. Sometimes they're huge.

Some definitely can sting and leave nasty scars.

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 >>/3258/
> narrowly escaped death in truck accident
fugg
did you really shrug it off or did realizations come later?

 >>/3259/
> I've seen about 8 dead people in my 10yo life, most from traffic accidents
how the fucks that possible on the germony? here people drive like pigs and ive never seen any injured or even dead people. just wrecked cars.

that colonial jellyfish thing looks weird like some plastic garbage. looked it up, tentacles can get fucking 50m long??

 >>/3253/
i sent the money 2 weeks ago cant take that long to sweden but i'll wait til next week b4 i coomplain

> you're a Big Guy!
4u

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i did a 3gun competition this weekend, was really fun but overwhelming i'm not too good wit hall the rules. not as bad as ipsc but still my mind was overloaded. made one mistake forgot gag change whe required but it went pretty well. did it twice second try was much better. hit about 2/3 of targets. i got to borrow a benelli m4 awesome thing. but too expensive for me. im saving up for something different.

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 >>/3270/
> did you really shrug it off

You don't know my other stories, like getting shot at by my drugged out brother or being poisoned by him, or choked out by my sister, or getting nearly electrocuted, you can't fucking kill me that easily lol. Or that time I almost drove off a cliff in the Yukon territory 100km from anywhere, or nearly slipped off the roof of a 5 story building, or drove through a forest fire and saw the flames licking the windshield, or nearly caught by rednecks in the middle of nowhere or by gang members in NYC, or taken out by a mama black bear with cubs on a hike or fought off a pit bull in the ghetto.

This is nothing of consequence. Heck I wanted to finish the job myself more than twice so FUCK YOU DEATH, COME AT ME BRUH! I'll out live my enemies, the world owes it to me. There's only one left and he's 10 years older and obease. I'll spit in death's bony eyehole and call him a punk for not coming sooner, fucking lazy bitch. No, he's gotta come so I can make that fucker take me and do his fucking job. Ain't gunna do it for him now mfer.

It feels good to not give a fuck if I live or die, all you suckers can lament my passing and I'll drink your crocodile tears.

 >>/3274/
Average life in America

 >>/3275/

Yeah and I grew up in a "good" neighborhood. The homes there now sell for around $3M for 260m2 4br 3ba, 750m2 plot with a reasonable view. That's the house I grew up in.

Drugs, alcohol and cancer ruined everything. Luckily I didn't follow that path.

 >>/3271/
Nice!
Yeah, the M4 is a beast but too expensive for the few chances to use it. Shotgun competiitions are rare to nonexistent here, have to go to Eastern Europe for that. We have 4 planned for this year.

 >>/3274/
> It feels good to not give a fuck if I live or die
This.

 >>/3277/

> 3x10 lunges

I better suck it up and do 3x20 then before you catch up with that skeletal frame. I'm still at 14.464 stones but my legs are equally beefy so fuck my life if I can't do 3x20.

I'm going for it.

Also no one did 5min planks so I guess I'll never have to do 10min.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wrwwXE_x-pQ

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on this day exactly 2 years ago russia invaded ukraine. and after 2 years i must say i am disappoint by eu and us. ukraine will lose if things go on like this. yeah who cares? and we'll be next. who cares? will nato start ww3 with russia over my insignificant contry? no. who cares about article 5? they still think they can make some peace deal with putin and keep up business as usual. fucking cowards. what a disgrace!

but you know whats worse? not in russia, not in some 3rd world shithole countries, right in eu and us a lot of people openly support russia. against the civilization they live in. how dumb can you be? how can you believe those lies? never would i have imagined that russian propaganda was this effective. all the crazy conspiracy shit to divide the west, especially in america. honestly i hate those people even more than russians themselves. and no matter what happens, i won't forget. we will never forget what the russians did. and we also won't forget their fanboys.

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 >>/3289/

I've known a lot of Russians and some were family (Grandmother) so I am pro Russians but anti war with Russians. 

I'm 100% pro war with Turky, Isreal, all Alice's sand countries, China, not North Korea, yes India, yes Africans, not latin countries, not the white lands, not Asias, except of course Indians and Chinese, they need the Thanos snap immediately. I'm not pro Arabs or Jews, let whatever god they believe in sort it out. 

I don't want to fund Ukraine or Russia to fight each other. That's stupid. They should point their guns roughly south and rain lead.

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 >>/3290/
> I am pro Russians but anti war with Russians. 
That's nice and all but Russians are pro-war with you. Putin's been waging a campaign against the West (US to be specific) for 10 years now and he has an overwhelming support of the Russian population in this beause they believe NATO will invade Russia and kill all of them like Germans tried in WWII. What do you think this shit in Ukraine is all about? Putin doesn't care about Ukraine. Just about gaining the upper hand in the struggle for influence in the world against the West. And in this plan Ukraine can either be a Russian puppet state like Belarus - or it must be destroyed. And if Ukraine falls, 3 things will happen.

1) Putin will immediately prepare to attack the Baltic states in the North and Moldova in the south, carrying this conflict into EU and NATO.

2) China will realize the West cannot defend its allies and invade and annex Taiwan and shift borders in the South China sea.

3) Every country in the world will see that Western 'safety guarantees' are utterly worthless and turn away from the US.

This is already happening. Which countries are left as US allies? Thanks to Russian propaganda there's massive anti-US sentiment even in Europe. 

Middle and South America are already mostly under Russian and Chinese influence.

Africa is firmly under Russian and Chinese influence.

Central and SE Asia is firmly under Russian and Chinese influence.

The Arab world is mostly under Russian and Chinese influence. 

Now you pissed off Israel as your last stronghold in the Middle East and you wanna fuck up NATO ally Turkey. Great idea. Good luck in your war against China then without any remaining allies and half of the US-Population openly supporting Russsia, China's most important ally.

No, Kashtan is right, if we don't stop Russian expansionism now, this will be the end of Western civilization as we know it. Don't underestimate Putin and don't underestimate the losses Russia can take. We killed 23 millions of them in WWII and still lost. The only viable way is to apply the same tactic as in the Cold War. Russians are proud, bait them into an arms race until their shitty economy collapses. The only good Russia was the Russia under Yeltsin when they were too poor to stir up shit in the world.

 >>/3296/

> Russians are pro-war with you. 

No they ain't, warmonger. And of they did a ground invasion here, I'd invite them in for tea. I ain't buying it, won't demonize them, it's a distraction from the real enemies that are openly and consistently hostile. You afraid they'll take over Germany? And if they do, do you think for one minute they'll allow your sand people free reign? You think it would be bad for Germany to get spanked for all their woke nonsense? Most of Europe and most of  North America needs a good slap. I won't hold it against the people of Russia for trying to protect themselves from the rot of WEF and they're pedo/homophilia.

Should they join EU and take in a bunch of savages like Germany? The same you spent monthe escaping? You don't know what this war is really about, take your propaganda and shove it.

> this will be the end of Western civilization as we know it.

I sure fucking hope so. The enemy of my enemy is my friend buddy.

What kind of a white supremacist are you? These are white as fallen snow and they want to keep it that way. I have nothing against my tan skinned friends but EU and WEF wants to mix everyone up into one nice brown soup. A nanny state of total control, social credit, and pedophiles. Fuck the current state of western culture, it's rotten and you know it.

When Russia loses, no one will stop the rainbow tide, and your sand people will own you. You want that bud?

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 >>/3300/
It's all about the right balance. The Cold War was the right balance. It brought our civilizations a clear enemy from outside and sparked amazingly cool tech including the space race. Nuclear deterrence was the key but it doesn't work anymore because Putin knows that nobody would nuke him no matter which country he invades. And this has to stop. Yes the West needs a good whacking but not aninhilation. I'd rather not live in a city that has been bombed to the ground like Mariupol and get plundered, raped and then shot in a trench by Russian Soldiers. We had that in Germany 75 years ago and man I can tell you it wasn't fun. Half of the country was illegally occupied for 50 years and would still be today if the Soviet Union hadn't gone bankrupt. Ask Kashtan, there's a reason why Eastern Europeans hate Russia so much.

> WEF
But Putin was a prominent guest at the WEF for decades and friends with Klaus Schwab. You think he'll save you from globohomo? Soviet Union was the ultimate globohomo in which nationality, race, gender or religion didn't matter. Only obedience under World Communism. I don't understand why you can be pro-Russia and anti-China. There's no difference between them. They're both arch-enemies of western civilization.

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 >>/3304/
> I don't understand why you can be pro-Russia and anti-China.

Idk maybe bc I'm straight? No offense, but you're being obtuse.

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Alright kids, thats enough!
We're a tulpa board, not /pol/. Discussing politics only brings bad blood and that makes me angry. You wouldn't want me to be angry, do you?

 >>/3308/

Sorry Dr. Bruh, I talk about whatever I want. You tell your host to keep his /pol/ mouth shut then. I'm incapable of censoring myself because I don't care about it.

I won't fight Germany either if they go all nazi again either.

This planet needs a culling but it won't be the people of my ancestors. Germans, Polish, Russians or Hungarians. Though I also will include the rest of Eastern and northern Europe and most of the Americas because hybrid Hispanics are hot as fuck. 

But your sand people need to be thrown down the well among others.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Vb3IMTJjzfo

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So this plant is wild here, they sometimes call it loco weed. It's an extremely dangerous and highly toxic, psychedelic/anticholinergic with its potency dependent on growing conditions, age, weather, species, etc. So if you were dumb enough to injest it, you could die afrer eating a single seed or eat 150 and survive. 

It produces only bad trips, horrifying stuff and with a high chance of lingering psychosis and other physical health problems. 

Anyway it's a very healthy plant that doesn't need water, it has a tuber that can quickly become as large as a football and it's invasive.

I had this plant growing in a dry dirt patch not knowing what it is.

I decided to pull it out because it was like a vine and was looking ugly near the base. The pods were still closed but some were already dry. 

I realized it was not pulling out as it broke off at the ground. It was spiky and sappy.

I started to dig it up and found the huge tuber, chopping into it with the shovel, it was juicier than a potato.

I threw it out but saved some seeds and tried to find out what it was. That evening I felt off, like blurry vision and my friend told me my eyes were dilated. Like what? I was shaky and jittery and generally felt like there was something off. I sat and drank (not alcohol) and it passed after a few hours.

Finally I found it on Google and realized I dodged a bullet there.

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 >>/3312/
> censoring myself
I made this place 4u so you don't have to. But that doesn't mean you need to act like an edgy 14yo.

 >>/3314/
Host's father once brought seeds of Datura inoxia from some vacation, we grew it in pots for years as an ornamental plant. The flowers are nice and fragrant as far as host remembers but he noticed the fingers get numb just by touching the plant's leaves. Never seen any big tubers though. The plants grew weaker over time and at some point disappeared, the seeeds didn't grow either. Probably too cold and dark here for it to thrive.

We mostly have Datura stramonium or metel as weed here in sunny disturbed places like construction sites. But inoxia is way showier.

But back to topic - you got poisoned by trying to rip out the root? Well it contains atropine which explains the dilated pupils. This stuff is readily absorbed through the skin.

 >>/3315/

> say whatever you want
> don't be edgy
> endchan culture 
> Bears are annoying 

This is why he's banned from online now, if you want him here, take wgat you can get. Misha's handling Reddit now, Autumn and I on .info but that shit show is getting cut way back.

 >>/3315/
Crazy plant, thankfully it hasn't grown back.

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 >>/3320/
It's ok to be an edgy annoying bear but I prefer a funny edgy annoying bear over a nasty edgy annoying bear.

 >>/3321/

Bear is Bear, I'm done apologizing for him. You get the good with the bad. I could say he means well but even I'm wondering if that's true anymore.

I will say he's never angry or even agitated so it's probably just his awful sense of humor and tough love.

When the guy goes on any site too long, he'll get a talking to by admins and that's a good indication that he's incapable of playing nice.

Wow, Joy's letting me post something! 

I made some stew and at hour 1 it was really good so I added the veg and cooked it another hour but I forgot to lower the heat and it smells like coffee. It us just burnt smelling like crazy but something very odd happened because it is the best stew I've ever made.

Ingredients (I'm not telling you how to cook it because I suck obviously.) This made 7-550 cal meals.

- 2 lbs of cubed beef with extra fat, not lean
- 2 huge onions (or 4 large ones) 
- a package of white mushrooms 
- a package of pealed carrots
- 4 cans of condensed cream of mushroom soup
- spices you like, I use "Italian spice" whatever that is.
- the secret ingredient is a package of tomatoes.

I like everything really chunky, all chunks more than an inch in size.

Cook with the meat and soup first with some water, covered 

After an hour add more water and the veg
Another hour will basically make it mush, I like that. (Covered)


It usually works ok, but it's been a long time since I cooked anything but eggs. 

Yumsville

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 >>/3397/
> forgot to lower the heat
> burnt smelling like crazy
> best stew ever
Congrats on discovering the Maillard reaction!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maillard_reaction

However there's a thin red line between tasty browning and carcinogenic charcoal-black if you can't control the temperature.

We generally never cook things that long because I'm impatient and energy is expensive. It does make things taste better than half-raw chunks though.

 >>/3414/

It honestly reminds me of fire toasted marshmallows.

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It's been exactly 10 years ago since Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 disappeared somewhere in the South Indian ocean. We still don't know what happened but there's supposed to be a new search mission now.

 >>/3431/
> MH370
Senior pilot committed sudoku by turning around an flying into the nothingness northeast of Australia towards Antarctica until the fuel ran out. That's still the most plausible scenario. He even practiced it on his home simulator. He probably just wanted to disappear but he didn't have an entire passenger plane full of people with him.

Well the Germanwings pilot reenachting the Bane plane scene did the same. He was the copilot and locked the pilot out when he went for a piss. Then sat back and let the plane slowly descend on until it crashed into a mountain. He was simply depressed. A lot of people are insane, more than you can imagine. Always keep that in mind.

 >>/3437/
Northwest of Australia according to satellite communications handshake data, sorry!

Red is the route the captain practiced on his home simulator, yellow the estimated flight path of MH370. There's no way it wasnt't that guy.

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 >>/3438/
Not my day, forgot pic.

It won't let me post the same pic twice, it only needs to be slightly different I guess but still it's extra work. If we post a monster card, then we have to make it unique for next time and it's a PITA because it lowers the quality every time it's recompressed etc.

The error is:

> R9K prevented at least one of your files from being posted.

https://endchan.org/operate/res/10170.html

> as i understand, r9k is a per-board configuration that the BO can enable/disable maybe it's enabled there

> It's labeled "Unique Posts" in the board settings page.

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 >>/3457/
Done!
This was mostly an antispam measure because it prevents bots from spamming the same post with a pic. But also so you guys dont get lazy and uncreative.

I acknowledge it's not practical for our campaign so it's disabled for now. However that doesn't give you a free ticket to constantly use the same image over and over and over again, that's boring and will result in year-long bans!

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 >>/3461/
> year long bans

Thanks chief, I appreciate the good laugh. Also thanks for the change bc for maps and monsters, it might be the same reference picture over and over. Joy wants to make it easier then having to scroll up a bunch.

[Joy] Also it is very typical to use the same reference picture for each dialog. I understand you want variety but that can be very tedious for literally hundreds of back and forths.

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shooting range is always fun but things changed a lot in recent years. before the war started it was almost only middle age nerds now its lots of different people, lots of women even entire families with little kids. not sure how i feel about that people are seriously training with guns now. military has workshops where you can learn military basics. middle age women and pensioners come they re completely overbooked. many want to join militias. still feels good man such a sense of community. its same in all my neighbor countries.

 >>/3552/
Nice targets!
Shooting at paper humans is illegal in Germany btw just like about everything. And the next 'reform' of gun lawws is on the way.

An armed militia would be abolutely unthinkable here, the state is terribly afraid of organized armed civilians. Well to be fair we had some bad experiences with militias 100 years ago and the modern Reichsbürger wannabe versions are crazy conspiracy nuts who wouldn't defend the country but fight with invading Russians to topple the government. I really don't wanna talk to people at the range or the shooting club anymore. Vast majority are pro-Russian anti-Western conspiracy tards.

What's your standard militia armament btw?

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 >>/3582/
why is western europe so fucked up here gun laws are loosened and were gonna be able to keep full autos under certain criteria soon.

our militia has 10k members with 1k fully trained combatants including sabotage and guerillia warfare in a country of 3m. they could fuck up everything if they wanted. but we dont because other than in west our government is our frien not our enemy. roosters are our enemy.

> What's your standard militia armament btw?
glock 17 and until recently old swedish ak4 which is a clone of your g3 rifle but now they have some german hk416 too. not sure about the feel and how much hk416 really sucks never shot one. the old ak4 were cool, many have semiautos like ar15 too. youre encouraged to arm yourself

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This stuff tastes something like dandelion and spinach but sour. The flower stalk can get 12+ inches long and has a sweet and lip puckering sour taste. I transplanted some in my yard years ago and now it's the entire yard in every free nook and cranny, easily 95% of all plant life. It's a tuber that has layers like an onion and survives years without water then when it rains will sprout everywhere.

The squirrels dig them up and reburry them in bunches but they don't make a dent in the population.

The bulb isn't sour, it tastes exactly like a sunchoke or like a raw peanut. I quite like the taste but it takes a little effort to scrape off the brown paper-like layers to get to the white bulb inside. Could make for an excellent addition to salads.

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 >>/3613/
What species is this?
The normal Oxalis pes-caprae? It's not Oca (O. tuberosa) but O. pes-caprae also makes small bulbs. I don't know any other yellow-flowered species making bulbs. Terrible weed btw.

Don't eat too much from it, contains oxalic acid which gives you kidney stones.

Here we have native white Oxalis acetosella which is very beautiful. Also O. corniculata which is an ugly weed with tiny flowers but at least doesn't form bulbs. Still hard to rip out, we have it in all flowerpots. No flowers now, too early. And not enough to eat them, acetosella is quite rare in the garden and corniculata is mostly tough stalks.

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Now is the main season for wild garlic, in wet places the entire forest floor is covered with it. Can be eaten raw or cooked like spinach or as soup. It's not flowering yet, by the time it does the leaves become tough. Now they're perfectly young and tender. It also makes small bulbs but they're not worth bothering. We just eat the leaves, you can harvest them in large bags. Only downside is you can't store them, dried it tastes like nothing.

 >>/3615/
oh yeah we got that too everywhere but it hasnt come out yet bc too cold. lots of old people harvest it in the forest i never bothered. too afraid i'd poison myself by mixing it up with something else

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big derrorist attack in moscow, many ded. russians on kc say its false flag, usa warned about terror attack in moscow 2 weeks ago.

 >>/3675/
Either Chechen islamists or FSB. One does not necessarily rule out the other in a fucked up country like Putin's Russia.

Smells very much like 2002 Nord-Ost siege
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moscow_theater_hostage_crisis

If Putin blames Ukraine we know it's a fals flag but I don't think he's that crazy.

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apparently it was 89iq churkas from tajikistan who did it for isis and were paid like 11k usd. thats why they escaped instead of going full martyr as usual. 
well too bad they were captured and tortured beaten almost to death by fsb. they cut one guys ear off, beat the other so hard he was brought to court almost unconscious in a wheelchair. from russia with love. how dumb can you be to take such a job? whole thing makes absolutely no sense  130 people died for nothing. nobody gains anything from this i dont understand terrorists. and putler really blames ukraine like you said wtf this isnt even funny anymore just sad

 >>/3706/

> understand terrorists

They're driven by propaganda, simple as that.

 >>/3704/
[Joy] foreshadowing intensifies

> if Bear had really posted that scenario

[Joy] Oh so you want Bear as your DM?

[Ashley] Oh shit no no no I don't want to be tortured.

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 >>/3644/
> too afraid i'd poison myself by mixing it up with something else
It happens every year, was in the news just yesterday. An elderly couple harvested Colchicum autumnale leaves instead of wild garlic, both died in hospital. Colchicine is one hell of a poison. Really nasty stuff.
Don't ask me how people manage to be this dumb to confuse wild garlic with Colchicum autumnale or Convallaria majalis, both of which are highly poisinous. I call it natural selection.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allium_ursinum
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colchicum_autumnale
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convallaria_majalis

 >>/3719/
it all looks fucking same not everybody is an autist like your host who spends his free time identifying grass as a hobby

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Goddamn the cat did it again and ruined my post. First walked over the keyboard littering everything with ööööööööööööööö, then sat beside the laptop and casually pressed some keys on the left side. Browser closed, everything gone. Wtf is this keyboard shortcut even? I wouldn't know what keys to press to do that. 

Opened browser and /tulpa again, went to get something to drink, no cat in sight. Came back a few seconds later, cat is lying stretched out across the keyboard, wildly scrolling through /tulpa/

I really don't know why they do that. All our cats did that.

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 >>/3722/
It's Good Friday, one of the highest Holidays in Bavaria. No idea why it's called Good Friday in English, wasn't so good for Jesus. In German it's called Karfreitag, Kar- meaning something akin to mourning.

You may not believe it but the Bavarian state takes this very seriously. From Holy Thursday to Easter Sunday festivities are actually forbidden. No sports events, no public music or dancing festivities. Discos and theaters are closed. This is enforced and violations are heavily fined. It's quite bizarre, these regulations are only in effect in Bavaria, not in the rest of Germany or at least in a much weaker form. Mfw living in a Christian fundamentalist Police State.

Also it is tradition to not eat meat but green vegetables on Holy Thursday which is called 'Green Thursday' here. Actually a mistranslation, the 'Green' again meaning mourning, not a color.

So we went out and harvested a huge pile of wild garlic in the forest to cook it like spinach. There actually were some poisonous Convallaria majalis (Lily of the valley) growing nearby but again, as long as you pick leaves individually and aren't completely retarded you can't mix them up. We're still alive today so it wasn't our Last Supper.