/CaptainBlackbeard/ - CaptainBlackbeard Radio

Quite literally the funniest thing we have ever seen.

Ahoy Mates!

Find CaptainBlackbeard on the new Dark Seas platform, Pitch! Very cool service we be enjoying quite a lot and we hope all of the top Dark Seas brothers of the coast sail on over there! We be making an effort to keep in contact on Pitch regularly. Find us, connect with us, send us naked pictures of beautiful ladies over on Pitch!!! Yaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

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☠ #17 | CaptainBlackbeard Radio | The Seven Who Stole CaptainBlackbeard's Treasure ☠


CaptainBlackbeard Radio New Episode!
Feb. 28th
#17: The Seven Who Stole CaptainBlackbeard's Treasure


Ahoy Mates!


We are so excited to bring ye this new episode which is going to be one of the most humorous and impressive productions we have ever released! A take on the classic "Dirty Dozen" genre of action stories. Elon Musk gathers seven of the worst of the worst to pull off one of the biggest heists of all time while settling old scores!


This episode is also a throwback to our earlier episodes as this one will feature tons of different comedy sketches and little segments on top of the main story. Having been bringing ye these pirate radio broadcasts for a few turns around the globe now. The production and technology of this one is far beyond anything we done before and would have been unthinkable not long ago. The future is incredibly exciting!


Deepest thank ye to Kingdom Market for supporting us in every way imaginable. Every interaction with The Great Kingdom has been exceptional. We did extensive research and signaling before we decided to bring a new sponsor before ye wonderful lads and lasses who have kept us afloat. The Great Kingdom is exceptional in every area and has one of the strongest passions to be the best on the Dark Seas.


Thank ye so much for all the support! Ye all keep CaptainBlackbeard afloat! We have received so many warm and positive messages. Especially asking when the next episode is coming out. This is the most fun thing in the world to make these pirate radio shows for ye, mates. It is the best feeling to know ye are out there enjoying them!


Thank ye, mates!!!!!!!! Yaaaaarrrrrrrr! xD

☠ #16 | CaptainBlackbeard Radio | The Death Of President Edward Teach ☠


X MARKS THE SPOT!!!


CaptainBlackbeard Radio New Episode!
Released: World Monkey Day, Feb 14th
#16: The Death Of President Edward Teach


The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground, CaptainBlackbeard Radio triumphantly returns for the highly anticipated sixteenth episode!!! The rumors of our death, were greatly exaggerated.


What would ye do, if ye were President of the United States? 


What would ye do, if an ultimately powerful head of a global cocaine cartel wanted ye dead?


We are so excited to finally bring ye this broadcast, as this story has been a shadow never leaving us for the last several months, desperately wanting to get made. This is a story of love and betrayal. Extreme violence. Corruption. Mass Chaos. And Big Dick Energy! Cocaine Cartels! Chainsawing One's Enemies. All circling around the President of the United States!


The only two things a pirate will run for is money and public office...


This episode is the conclusion of the two part story began in episode fifteen, with CaptainBlackbeard becoming President of the United States but is also an epic stand alone episode with one of the most wild stories we've ever written. This is the most pure episode we've ever released, with some of the most fun characters we've ever created. We would sincerely like to thank Kingdom Market, for finally bringing this story to reality.


This episode is an action packed, humor filled, high energy, life changing, psychedelic, audio thrill ride unlike anything ye have ever experienced before! Ye shall also receive interweaving stories and the best soundtrack designed to be the biggest bang for yer entertainment buck in cyberspace, on the information superway and across the Dark Seas! 


MUSIC FROM:


Richard Cheese
Tyler The Creator
The Jesus Lizard
Halsey
Stellius
Death In Vegas
Dead Kennedys
Franz Ferdinand
Paul Parrish
Asha Puthli
Giorgio Moroder
Eric Clapton
Reg Guest Syndicate
Paul Engermann
Ultimate Spinach
Talking Heads
Zeke
Massive Attack
Mozart


GUEST STARS:

Hillary Clinton
Huma Abedin
Bill Clinton
Joe Pesci
Morgan Freeman
Bill Gates
Alexandria Ocasio Cortez
Dr. Phil McGraw


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Mates, we would sincerely like to thank Kingdom Market for helping to get this broadcast out. Versus was the best professional experience, with the best people, we have ever been a part of. It took quite some time to find another project we felt comfortable with. However, after much research and several conversations, we are very happy to bring ye Kingdom Market and endorse them. From the first day of CaptainBlackbeard's existence on the Dark Seas, we have never cared about being the biggest but always wanted to be the best. And we believe Kingdom Market, top to bottom, exudes that same philosophy. Please visit and thank Kingdom Market, for supporting CaptainBlackbeard Radio.


Ye can find Kingdom Market, by directing yer TOR Browser to. Tor.Fish. Yer guide to the Dark Seas, Tor.Fish.

CaptainBlackbeard Radio
NEW EPISODE
December 14th!!!

Art and scenes inspired by CaptainBlackbeard Radio.

Ahoy Mates,


The Unclean Serene Unseen Offscreen Obscene Is In Episode Fourteen!


THE FINEST SOUNDS AROUND FROM THE UNDERGROUND RETURNS 4/20


Modern Warfare. 


What is it? 


Does it take place at the business end of rifle. 


Or does it rage in the theater of one's mind? 


Episode Fourteen, All Quiet On CaptainBlackbeard's Front explores and lampoons modern war in the 21st century!


Music From


101 Strings
Tetris 99
Dennis Madalone
Sandra Ledermann
A Perfect Circle
Franzl Lang
Cuby And The Blizzards
Lazerhawk
Black Diamond Heavies
Stone Temple Pilots
Lumerians
Holly Golightly
Gunship
Motorhead
Soundgarden
Budgie


Released 4/20 on only the finest Dark Seas outlets!

Ahoy Mates!!!



The Dark Sea's Mean Green Machine Returns For Number Thirteen!


CaptainBlackbeard Radio New Episode
World Radio Day Sunday, Feb 13th
#13: CaptainBlackbeard Goes META



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In this episode, CaptainBlackbeard Radio welcomes ye
to the FUTURE OF ENHANCED REALITY
and the story of
SEX, VIOLENCE and BETRAYAL
behind it!




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CaptainBlackbeard Radio New Episode
Released: World Radio Day Sunday, Feb 13th
#13: CaptainBlackbeard Goes META


The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground, CaptainBlackbeard Radio triumphantly returns for the highly anticipated thirteenth installment!!!


Batten down the hatches! The Dark Seas Pirate Radio show returns, with the most brutal and unflinching psychedelic thrill ride adventure through social media, Facebook, virtual reality and the future of humanity! In this episode, we examine one Mark Zuckerberg. What makes such a man? And what would make such a man collapse?


We also explore social media. What is it? What role does it play in society today? What is the future of it?


In this episode, ye will receive an all access pass to the future of enhanced reality as ye experience every phase of it. From beautiful beginning to the explosive end!


Ye shall also receive humor, interweaving stories and the best soundtrack designed to be the biggest bang for yer entertainment buck in cyberspace, on the information superway and across the Dark Seas!


This episode also features...

A Charlie Brown Kwanza
National Public Radio
How Can We Help Schizophrenics?
The Debut Of The New Life Invader Telephone!
Selling Out
CaptainBlackbeard News

...And so much more, in an action packed, humor filled, high energy, life changing, three hour audio thrill ride unlike anything ye have ever experienced before!


WE BE LIVIN' SCIENCE FICTION!



CaptainBlackbeard Radio is a universal pirate radio humor and music broadcast unlike anything ye have ever heard, for the lads and lasses of action across the Dark Seas.


PASSION!
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World Radio Day, CaptainBlackbeard Goes META!


We sincerely want to hear from ye! If ye enjoy this project and have any idea how we can improve it, music ye want to hear, stories or material ye think would be aces, ideas how to get this project in front of more of ye buccaneers or ye can help progress towards any of these goals. Please let us know!


Write the phrase "CaptainBlackbeard Radio Loves Ye" anywhere on the internet. And receive a bounty of $100 and ten free menu items from any participating Kentucky Fried Chicken or Taco Bell Location!



MUSIC FROM:


Alabama 3
Refused
Luscious Jackson
Rob D
Fanny
Ning
Jimmy Curtiss
The Zombies
Beastie Boys with Anthrax
Ministry
Gramatik
Yuri Morozov
The Monkees
Rob D
Luxury Elite
Raw Material


Guest Stars


Mark Zuckerberg
Bill Cosby
Mike Judge
Taylor Swift


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Mates, holy shit! THERE ARE A LOT OF YE OUT THERE! We sincerely hope ye are enjoying this project and the broadcasts! Since we received download numbers from our last broadcast from Darknet-Inside, we can honestly say 50-100x more of ye mates are listening than we originally thought and CaptainBlackbeard Radio numbers be astronomical when viewed through the lens of mainstream podcast numbers!


We have received so many terrific messages from so many great people saying how much they enjoy the broadcasts. And how they be sharing it with all their friends!!! Some of ye wonderful mates are sending them coast to coast! And playing them across the globe in virtual realms of every kind

Ahoy Mates!!!



The Dark Sea's Mean Green Machine Returns For Number Thirteen!


CaptainBlackbeard Radio New Episode
Released: World Radio Day Sunday, Feb 13th
#13: CaptainBlackbeard Goes META




In this episode, CaptainBlackbeard Radio invites ye
to the FUTURE OF ENHANCED REALITY
and the story of SEX, VIOLENCE and BETRAYAL
behind it!



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Released: World Radio Day Sunday, Feb 13th
#13: CaptainBlackbeard Goes META


The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground, CaptainBlackbeard Radio triumphantly returns for the highly anticipated thirteenth installment!!!


The Dark Seas Pirate Radio show returns, World Radio Day Feb. 13th, for a psychedelic audio adventure unlike anything ye have ever heard before. In the most ambitious audible thrill ride yet, we take ye into cyber space for highs never before touched or felt by man. This broadcast also ruthlessly explores social media, the creators of social media and the intent of social media.


In this episode, ye will receive an all access pass to the future of enhanced reality as ye experience every phase of it. From beautiful beginning to the explosive end!


Ye shall also receive two of humor, interweaving stories and the best soundtrack designed to be the biggest bang for yer audio buck in cyberspace, on the information superway and the Dark Seas!


WE BE LIVIN' SCIENCE FICTION!



CaptainBlackbeard Radio is a universal pirate radio humor and music broadcast unlike anything ye have ever heard, for the lads and lasses of action across the Dark Seas.


PASSION!
A
S
S
I
O
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VIOLENCE!
I
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C
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BETRAYAL!
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Join us, World Radio Day Sunday, Feb 13th for CaptainBlackbeard Goes META!


MUSIC FROM:


Alabama 3
Refused
Luscious Jackson
Rob D
Fanny
Ning
Jimmy Curtiss
The Zombies
Beastie Boys with Anthrax
Ministry


Guest Stars


Mark Zuckerberg
Mike Judge
Taylor Swift


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Mates, holy shit! THERE ARE A LOT OF YE OUT THERE! We sincerely hope ye are enjoying this project and the broadcasts! Since we received download numbers from our last broadcast from Darknet-Inside, we can honestly say 50-100x more of ye mates are listening than we originally thought and CaptainBlackbeard Radio numbers be astronomical when viewed through the lens of mainstream podcast numbers!


We have received so many terrific messages from so many great people saying how much they enjoy the broadcasts and how they be sharing it with all their friends!!! Some of ye wonderful mates are sending them coast to coast! And playing them across the globe in virtual realms of every kind! We are completely overwhelmed with this positive energy and thank all of ye so much!


This project is as pirate as it gets. We make these broadcasts purely out of love because we want something like this in an ever increasingly perilous, censored and spiritless world. With our very humble and limited means, we intend these broadcasts to be a celebration of the human spirit and condition. Poking fun at modern life while hopefully bringing ye some humor, comfort and entertainment.


For ye mates, out there who enjoy the show. From the bottom of our hearts, thank ye! We make this show for ye! If ye enjoy this, we do not want yer money! Please just pass this show and project to others!!! Tell anyone ye know or do not know about CaptainBlackbeard Radio! Ye mates, telling others about this project is the most positive thing ye can do for us, and will probably get ye infinite pussy and invited to the best parties!


Thank ye so much for everything, mates!!!


Yaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!


-TheCaptain

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