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No. 800521 [Preview] [Reply]
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Based.
I had something similar once. A package came with the wrong stuff in it. So I emailed them and said you have sent me someone else's order.
They sent another package with what I ordered and let me keep the wrong stuff too.
And then I ended up getting two lots of the stuff I ordered because it turned out they had sent the right stuff originally in addition to sending me the wrong stuff. They had just put my address on two parcels that came one day apart.
So I ended up getting three parcels for the price of one.
I hope all that made sense.











































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use the marmite to bait snares to catch the neighbourhood cats and rats and dogs. Skin them and sell the grisly remains to the chinees restaurant, use the proceeds to buy meth. Sell the meth to the pajeet uber drivers and take the money to the chink casino. Fill up on the complimentary succulent chinees yum cha while you are feeding their pokies. Slip some of it into bags you make from the cat and rat skins.














































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I've got a pain in my upper chest and lower throat. I don't know how to describe it other than as a stabbing pain. Had two panadol, an ibuprofen and a pepto bismol. Reading about it on the internet sounds like heartburn but I don't think that is it. I guess we will wait and see. It hurts to breathe in deeply.


















































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Why cant they make a survival movie where the plane crashes and the survivors do everything right and theres heaps of guns and ammo for all the wolves and crocodiles that attack them.? The movie could end when they trek into a town all swole and loaded with fur swag.









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 >>/800664/
I invented deep frying back in 1789 when I accidentally dropped my sandwich into the rendering cauldron at the whale tallow factory. This simple mistake kick started a career as a celebrity chef and I would perform at all the town squares and opera houses.




































































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> it is safe to say if pronounced correctly
I am amazed by this idea amongst leftists that people deserve to be bashed for saying nigger. It is a level of racism towards blacks that not even tiffin can achieve and yet it is the stock opinion for leftists.
















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https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/jan/09/mar-galceran-makes-history-spain-first-parliamentarian-downs-syndrome
> Mar Galcerán makes history as Spain’s first parliamentarian with Down’s syndrome



















































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Reading on the farms about that autist who made the news for digging a tunnel under their house.
Not only is he a mtf tranny, but he also pretends to be indian. Photos with the dot on the head and everything.
What a world.







































No. 800845 [Preview] [Reply]
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In Jerusalem, they dug the cave down to the Gihon spring. 
Knowing how they imitate to amend mistakes or ritually 'live' experiences, it might be some weird thing like that. 
I don't think so though. You'd expect it to link up with a subway. There's lots of abandoned tunnels all over the island.
















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Yep. It works as well as you can imagine. 
The only people that honestly benefit are people in the bush because you don't need to stick to the price guide. 
So a physio or whatever can only charge $220 ish per hour, and usually 30min travel time.
If they need to go out whoop whoop, they can privately arrange their own charges between them and the participant.
$220 is a lot, but if you got that to work with Bob who lives in the city and 10 mins away, what incentive is there to drive 3 hrs to Ben living in the bush? 
Can also avoid having to justify supports in the same way. 
So if Barb wants to go swimming weekly but her only listed disability is a psychosocial disorder, generally you need to spin a story about how engaging in community activities is good for integrating them into mainstream society, with self managed, I doubt anyone would even ask. 
They do get audited but that costs more than tightening the strings saves.












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Nope, you just ask. They like it because it saves $1500 a year that would normally go to a plan manager. 
Some providers won't work with self managing participants because you end up having to harass them to pay, while at the same time kissing arse to get more supports through you. 
Pretty awkward situation.







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Temple is in the wrong spot. To go into the temple you had to ritually clean yourself and the spring isn't close enough for them to do that. 
It is now because of all the tunnels and channels and stuff. 
There's allegedly another 'floor' beneath it. 
Bathing in spring water in an underground cave does sound pretty awesome.
















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All I remember is Newman being a mong and the girl gets sneezed on by a diplodociousaurus long neck thing. 
I remember thinking about all the cuts she had on her and how the snot would sting, especially if it eats pines.

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https://www.couriermail.com.au/news/breaking-news/woolworths-dumps-australia-day-merchandise-from-all-stores-cites-gradual-decline-in-demand/news-story/fc387453c94309174f0858cba8bfb78c












































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> The Greek Monk Who Never Saw a Woman
>  >The Intriguing Tale of Mihailo Tolotos
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11937885/A-man-lived-82-years-died-without-knowing-woman-looked-like.html





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Imagine how big of a smile you'd get when that crisp csus7 or whatever melts the calcified fluride off all of your pineal glands at the same time and you remember that telepathy was always occurring between everyone and everything and you feel one anothers first exposure to freedom of mind simultaneously while processing your own.




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Went gym. Think the trainer is going easy on me but I still doubled what I did last week. 
Saw a gym thot, turns out they exist. Gym thots do indeed just sit there on tinder mirin and taking selfless. 
Pete was right about gym, second time in gym, nothing bad happened, fear of gym unwarranted.

















































































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I have not finished BAP or Ma's book. 50 pages into each of them at best. Really like the HA so far just because its edgy and audacious. BAP actually has some decent points regarding day drinking, pro-Darwinian dating selection being nullified in smelly brown cultures. Basically if you sell your daughters for cash then natural selection doesn't exist. BAPs whole philosophy is essentially masculine patriarchy, which I'm totally on board with. I don't care about "fairness" and I'm not afraid of being called a fascist. I don't owe anyone anything. Totalitarianism is good actually. This is fine by me. 
Ma likes to call people faggots and niggers, and I like that. He hates women and millennials and I like that too. BAP is a Romanian Jew creating a falsehood in the 'RW twittersphere' but I will look past that when I indulge his "philosophy". I should read more, I look at the book every morning on my bedside table but I ingest more adjacent content online than I read. Many such cases.

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Cat poos in box. Flat smells of cat poo. Unsure what to do with kitty litter, can you flush it down the toilet? Stomp it down the drain?
Maybe just carry it to the park and throw it in the bushes
















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> if you sell your daughters for cash then natural selection doesn't exist
Sure it does. Natural selection selects for money making ability in those situations, as well as resistance to all the diseases that are around due to lack of sanitation. I haven't read the whole book, but I didn't get the impression BAP really understood evolution.









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Also, white cultures used to insist that their daughters should marry prosperous men, with good jobs and not members of the lower classes. That's pretty close to selling their daughters.




























































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If they're dried you've got to rehydrate them then cook them through.
If canned you just rinse them off and add them to shit. Soup, hipster salad, make a lentil curry with some onions and curry powder. You can make lentil burgers. 
Lentils aren't very interesting but you can use them to replace bread, pasta, potatoes or rice.
I just made a chickpea curry, costs virtually nothing, healthy, some protein










































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roads and streets never change. You only need a current one if your going to the new subdivisions and they are always going to be full of pajeets and chinks so basically to be avoided. If you are going to chuck that street directory then give it to me. Mine is from 1982.









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When are you going to stop stealing from artists, Nuro? Your habits of pirating moofies in 5K harms the industry, at least have the grace to watch them in 1080p so that there is some incentive to go to the cinema. 
You villain.









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Got called out to a bad home aunty unna couldn't deal with. Going to ascertain which footy team the house barracks for, Collingwood shirt is better than a stab proof vest in the bad home area. Might wear both



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Failed tug attempt.
Im not waiting 15 mins. 
The other tugger said she could text someone else to come, then looked upset when I said I was alright.
The old bloke in the waiting area looks flabagasted. Watched me drive out the carpark looking like his head was coming off his shoulders, the way he was gawking.
Wanted to stop and yell some elder abuse at him. 
Kind of think he might've been a legit customer.

















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You will need a few new pieces to match the new car.
That mongs tan jacket was nice.
What colour is the interior?
Im guessing theres some rule like how watch bands and belts should match.
I reckon a pair of new sunnies with a red line on the side would look snazzy.

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He was done, he was just talking to her in the reception area.
Then I got in my car and was looking at my phone, then took off and he was standing in the carpark staring at me with his mouth open. 
We locked eyes but he didnt look away.















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We should write a screenplay about mong life. 
Act one, Dan Murphy's
Act two, cenno
Act three, the op shop
Cast: mong, tard, government worker (playing cop, canno worker, wrangler), homeless neet (playing taxi driver, chorus, anonymous opshop urinator)
























































































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> In 1988, Casey was sacked by radio station 2KY after describing Asians on-air as "little bastards"
> In July 1995, Casey's interview with English author and Holocaust denier David Irving made news around the world
> In May 2000, Casey was suspended from radio station 2GB after saying that Aboriginal Australians were "disadvantaged because they won’t get off their black arses and do some work"


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> I've always found whenever I've worked at various radio stations before getting the sack, that if you are nice to ugly girls, it sort of helps them—it boosts their day—it makes them feel good. And I've always made a practice wherever I work, of selecting the ugliest girls and as they walk by, give them a backhand pelvic flick."[11]


























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Yep that’s a Mitsubishi Gallant. That was my Derro friends in high schools first car. It had 4banger, stick shift, rear wheel drive. He used to rip skids on that poor thing everywhere. He moved to the Gold Coast and used it for pizza delivery and got caught stealing slices so he got fired and then got on the meff and  I never saw him again. Mind you this was 20 years ago.




















































































































No. 801445 [Preview] [Reply]
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> Living in a dunny without the owner's knowledge 
While not on the dole and earning a wage and paying taxes 
>  is indeed worse than living in a caravan park.
While being broke ass and on the dole and being an all round nuisance to everyone around you  

We are all sick of the lies IGA and we are sick of you










No. 801455 [Preview] [Reply]
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> While not on the dole 
Yeah, an NDIS scam is much more noble.
> paying taxes 
You don't earn anywhere near enough to pay back your 10 grand in HECS debt. You make absolutely fuck all after decades of coasting on the dole. Don't act like you're better than the proper neets here.
> We are all sick of the lies 
Yet another insult towards you that you copied. Typical leftist behaviour of not being able to meme. SAD!
> we are sick of you
All of us are sick of all three of you. Fuck off and die.





















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