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There once was a NEET who was so desperate for attention that he would do anything.
One day the other NEETs got sick of him and left.
The desperate for attention NEET spent two whole months talking to himself on a dead board and crying about his loneliness.
Then some NEETs returned and he started his silly little show up again right away exactly the same as before.
The silly NEET could not learn that actions have consequences and nobody wants to be around an annoying fuckwit.
Poor silly NEET.


This weekend is the 6th anniversary of Nuro shitting up /ausneets/. I know this as his arrival coincided with Brenton Tarrant doing his thing.














































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 >>/940069/
ah well then... (You) are just a piece of meat to them anyway I suppose...

Still. All the big boss mussies have nick names, might pay to ask around. It might be "Mad" Abdul or Abdul the golden or some thing.























Also, sorry FIFO forgot to reply in the other thread.
Yeah, failure and disease, the right artery is completely blocked and the left isn't too great either it seems.
Have to see my cardiologist again to get it all explained but from what they said today they will want to cut me open which I am not keen on.







 >>/940100/
understandably so, having a heart stent is a serious business. But have a thought for all those care-free neets who just ignored their diabeetus and will just keel over one day


























Back during COVID I had this NEET call my ambulance. Dude was in a hovel with, literally, just a bare mattress on a floor and shit Toshiba laptop. He was all fucking pissed off that there really wasn't anything I could do to make him feel better. He had a mild fever and was being a real bitch about it. I repeatedly explained to him that he was best off just waiting it out at home and to call back if his respiratory symptoms worsened.
This dude wasn't hearing it. He started shouting and acting tough, but avoided anything that might be perceived as violent. He was, no shit, yelling "What does your significant other do, huh? Fuck you! What does your significant other do?" This was some kind of argument I didn't understand. Someone explain it to me.
I made him walk to the ambulance, because I don't carry people who don't need to be carried, and he gets even more upset. This retard made me drive him to the hospital that was, without exaggeration, down the road from his caravan park. This is May of 2020. There are roughly 400 people waiting to get in that ER, most in far worse shape than this guy.
This dude was cursing my name up and down, fuck you this, your mother's a whore, the whole works. I go to walk him in the ambulance entrance and sit him down in the waiting area. Then I go over to my favourite security guard, let him know this NEET is gonna be a problem and get the fuck out of there because we have like 10 jobs pending. Security sorted him the fuck out.
2 days later I end up getting called to the same place, and when I get there all of a sudden this dude is SUPER submissive and breedable. Thankful, pleading for help, reasonable, listening, you name it.
It was astonishing. This guy was acting like an entirely new person, and I knew all of it was complete bullshit. Security must have tuned him up pretty good.





























> hello police how can I help you
> Brain worms in my arse
> I beg your pardon?
> WEBBBEEERRRRR!!!!
> What the fuck?
> I LOVE WEBER?!!
> Just fuck off cunt
> rape
> 
> rape
> 
> nuro


 >>/940158/
That blackboard picture of community activities from the news story about the double murder back in 2023 indicates that Cenno is coming tomorrow at 11:30am. Just tell them then




















































 >>/940198/
I dont think I'm gonna watch any more justin Kerzel moofies. He's a tool of the jew propaganda machine now, what with that ned kelly tranny pic he did and now this shit with its 2D neo nazi bad guys just there to make the FBI look good, the mixed race good guy familiy with the white parents and la cretura offspring. Its just disgusting, I wish I never watched it. 

Although the nature scenes were good and the WN community scenes were kino.














 >>/940223/
I just don't get whether this is live testing or a ddos on the front page. Usually there's a test stack with static pages which you can configure cloudflare to dump spam and saars into, so only one front end is public. Don't really understand but have a spare hundo if it would help the site recover


























You were being a cunt the dame as you always do.
Nobody likes a cunt which is why most of the neets post elsewhere now.
Even a fucked up retard like you should be able to work this out.

















 >>/940264/
Considering how packed Noosa is i am amazed more people dont go here. You can always get a park too. How are things NEET bro. The spammer was doing Gods work. It was healthy to get a long break from this forsaken place. Any moofie nights planned ? I got a few suggestions i made a new list.

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 >>/940269/
Every night is moofie night here and I'm comfy studying for an electronics exam. I was reading up on AI coding and I think the spammer was a script kiddie who spent a couple hours on deepseek to make a imageboard spambot. It's scary to think that AI can easily interface with IB's and IRC. They could kill the vibe hard, worse than a fag troll ever could.

 >>/940266/
 BASADO! 
 >>/940267/
new sound chips and more niggabytes per second sound betterer
 >>/940268/
not hiding anything, thats pc is well used and the decade of acid and achohol pouring out of my hands have taken a toll, just put a new battery in the old girl. I am going to buy a new M4 macbook this week and return it if i can get Asahi linux werking nicely on it 
 >>/940270/
As i said previously i bet the sapmmer was Ukranian or at the very least Ukranian financed. I couldnt imagine a country get any more intollerable than Isreal yet here we are. Worst part is both politcal parties here are going to keep sucking their psychotic askenazi cock.




No one goes to that area of Noosa anymore because there's always some disabled creep taking photos of girls including kids and before being confronted zips away on an electric bike.

 >>/940272/
Now that we are back i hope this type of behaviour is reported by all and instantly banned on sight. No need for any of this shit in such a small group of users (that are deciding if they want to come back or not)





























































 >>/940335/
When I was a match-goer out teams in our Euro football they played on Wednesdays and Saturdays. I don't think they changed that since. Except most stadiums did not have lighting so many of them played only in the afternoon, and not in the evenings.
















































I was fired from my volunteer job at the animal shelter because I was raping the animals but they took me back because nobody else was volunteering to clean up the shit.











































> Possum-infested 'uninhabitable' shack to sell for millions
So that's where they're hiding.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14525591/grange-home-brisbane-housing-crisis.html

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Ok, finally I will reveal the truth to you now:
Everything you are and you think you are, the world you live in, the good and the bad sides of your life, the things you have and the things you miss, it's 100% a creation of your own mind. If you live at a beautiful rich place or at a poor hell hole, it's 100% created by your own mind. Your life, your body, your death, your rebirth, even your gods and demons, all created by your mind. Your past and your future, it's all your mind. There is nothing else. And it's like that for everyone. To realize that is step 1 of the path to liberation. And liberation means, of course, to be liberated from the dreamworld in your mind.











 >>/940420/
I should have a look at mutiny on the bounty. Damn the defiant was heaps good Kino, lots of acting and awesome CGI with sail boats and cannons blazing and sailor dudes swinging on ropes with swords. No darkies in sight and They even got a frenchy to play the frenchy. Amazing!




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To those that don't know. 

The king decided that this torture method was so heinous and dehumanizing that he forced the inventor to be killed by the invention he created at the behest of the king.
No one needed to die for this; but the king made the inventor die in the same vessel he created.

The Iron bull is way up there on the "torture" scale. It's like an 9-10 and I don't disagree with that.
I'm a piece of shit. I would not curse those that sentenced me to such a death. There's probably a good chance I deserved it.

Granted. The death views are mostly officatied by jews. I don't trust them as far as I can throw a stick. jews need to die. All of them. Immediately. The longer they stay alive, the worse the planet gets.
Every single jew needs to be eradicated, but muslims need to be eradicated in the same lens.
Both are despicable and treat human life as a joke. They both need to be eradicated.












Would it be prudent to set up a few extra bunker sites for the neets, so if endchan.org goes down again we won't end up so badly scattered?














































































It was great to catch up with Queensland Premier @DavidCrisafulli this morning at Parliament House. A Dutton Government will guarantee dollar-for-dollar funding agreements for Queensland public schools.







I hope whoever is reading this knows that we’re all in this life together and to never give up on yourself. Peace and love to you all ❤

Remember, friends: the purpose isn't to 'win' in this thing called life.  It is to experience it all, as deeply as you can.  The joys, the pleasures, the sadnesses, and the pains.  Drink deep of it all, and know that no matter how it ends, or where you ultimately wind up, you alone have had your experience.  No one can ever be you.  Find someone to share that unique experience with, and hear their own, and make it through this life together for as long as you can.  Love completely; none of us are getting out alive, but that shouldn't frighten you.  It unites us in empathy and understanding.  Live well, everyone.

To anybody reading this, I pray that whatever is hurting you or you are constantly stressing about gets better. May the dark thoughts, the overthinking, and the doubt exit your mind right now.

May clarity replace confusion. May peace and calmness fill your life. God bless you





























In other news today one of Lord Possums Armoured Marsupial War Mechs was ambushed by two (2) divisions of Abowaffen commandoes approximately 240km soth of Darwin earlier this evening. 
The boongs were soundly and easily defeated by the monstrous war machine with it's massive hydraulic claws and flamethrower nipples.
All praise our Marsupial Overlord for keeping us all safe from the grim tides of Aboriginal Fascism once again.



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I went outside and i was humiliated beyond belief. First of all i went to a meeting where there were only supposed to be 1 other person. What happens? I get fucking ambushed for a humiliation ritual between 3 WOMEN at the same time. We get into a room with a table and everyone is watching me. I dont want to speak so i yes nod or say "hmm". This did work until they specifically asked me several things and it became very awkward because everyone was just looking at me while i tried to hum the answer. Thankfully the guy i arrived with helped with a few of their questions. I did however have to open my mouth for a second and say some word which i dont remember. That was fucking humiliating since my hygiene is shit and therefore i probably stinked up the room. They then somehow accepted that i just hummed and said something about yes or no questions as if that was normal and that they could just ask me that. Now they probably think im some super autistic guy. Anyways after that was over i went straight for the door and went out before saying anything else.
Here comes my other humiliation.
So i arrive home and just as im about to enter my apartment a beautiful arab girl opens the door and looks straight at me. This was extremely humiliating because im ugly and hate being looked at. Anyways i thought she left after i got behind her so then i just put my hand on the door to hold it up for my mother and the girl was still standing there holding the door. So i just stopped and walked to my residence. She must have thought i was a creep because i was like right behind her holding on the door. My mother and her greeted eachother but we never greeted eachother.
I dont know why i wrote this. Its just been a bad day.


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 >>/940576/
> Now they probably think im some super autistic guy.
Seems like the proper diagnosis.
> enter my apartment
You mean the apartment block, and not your home itself?
> beautiful arab girl 
You should have reminded her to wear her burka. It's really her fault not properly covered in the presence of a man. Ofc it was humiliating.





 >>/940582/
B-brand????
I buy green hot paprika, which consistently spicy. Sometimes stronger, sometimes less so, but rarely sweet. A pal of mine says, any time he buys it's sweet. Bad luck. Or maybe wrong market.
































My butthole was made for expandin' and that's just what i'll do ! and one of these days my butthole is gonna expand right over (you) !


kek, just got txt message from coles,"your order is nearly there, we'll be ariving in the next 30 minutes" guess pajeet didn't like what he found.









Last drop off then I'm done. Fuggen flat tyre in peak hour traffic. inner on a dually of course. some cunt's ice cream is gonna be fucked.









































Have u guys ever played or thought about playing with shit ?

I know u guys have a lot of spare time and boredom. how about just shitting on a plate and playing with it ? then maybe tassting it ?

It's quite thrilling going outside of socitial norms ! you're not harming anyone and no one will know ...



















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watched this moofie. Its pretty good for and old timey kino. Its not as good as event horizon, I dunno the script is a bit insipid. i think its a sequel to this other one I never seen but I saw the memays of some niggers all chimping out around a monolith or something. Gay.















Gaza’s Health Ministry says at least 50,208 Palestinians are confirmed dead and 113,910 wounded in Israel’s war on Gaza.
At least 1,139 people were killed in Israel during the Hamas-led October 7, 2023.




















After the fuck up with my coles order I put an order in with woolies for this morning, pajeet from woolies then started to deliver my order to the neighbours house, pajeet 2 neet 0





















 >>/940737/
The bo doesn't care, he and the other neets still have their hidden board, they don't give a shit about this place or us. I was going to post some pics of the pizzas I got delivered from the local shop but I think I will just say goodbye neets, the others arent going to post again and it's just too depressing to come here anymore. So it's Goodnight from me, and it's goodnight from him, goodbye neets.






 >>/940746/
Build a coop. I saw a nice one you can roll around. It's essentially covers a couple of sq meters so chickens can pick worms and bugs. And if they cleaned an area and fertilized it with their poop, just push the coop further.









































Apparently they have international competitions in Australian handegg. South Sudan and Samoa:
https://www.bartvsports.com.au/afl/220219-australian-football-international-division-1-final-world-9-s-south-sudan-v-samoa-1/


In theory there are 9 Aus tv channels I could watch:
ABC, TVSN, ABC Me, ABC News, M4TV, Racing.om, 9gG!, 9Life, and 9Rush.
Not sure if any of them loads.








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Did a quick tandoori in a pan with a bunch of fresh ginger, the yoghurt is loaded with shallotes, mint and sweet spices, the tomato sauce is made of vinegar, tomato, green chilli, salt, sugar.




 >>/940800/
Often it goes diced into the yoghurt but personally I think it has better palette cleaner value this way. 

At the commune simple taste neets can have the butter chicken version without all the strange and hurtful spices












So. Not bad, actually enjoyable. Geelong seems to have the upper hand, not just by score but for they mostly lead and Brisbane was pressured to run after the points.
Some stuff that bothers me:
- They often don't pass when there is someone in the clear to take it, but they hug the egg selfishly.
- It takes so long while they pass, seemingly they can run with the egg miles before they have to pass it. I understand they have to bounce it to the ground every once in a while, and this makes it so weird. I'm not sure how to put it, maybe I expect them to bounce it or pass it but they keep in their hands longer and run with it - then bounce it or pass it... out of sync to my mind.
- Australians look weird. They don't look particularly Bri'ish but not European for sure, and some of them, usually the lighter ones, has the  close sitting eyes, the mark of the Small Island inbreeding.
- They call the egg a "ball".
What I really like:
No Euro football style of pretended injury drama and long pauses, fiddling with the free kick for minutes and such.

 >>/940811/
Bernd always loved sports. We watch actual footy all the time.

Was interesting that the first quarter started out as an open "free" play, then by the last 7 minutes it became choppy, they were bunched up all the time, barely moving anywhere.

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> Was interesting that the first quarter started out as an open "free" play, then by the last 7 minutes it became choppy, they were bunched up all the time, barely moving anywhere.

Like just now with the goal.
> so he's gonna kick it, all right, let's see
> runs
> runs
> runs
...
> runs
> runs
> oh finally he kicks the egg














 >>/940831/
No.
We pick fav teams based on local-patriotism. Very few people becomes a fan of a team of a different settlement, and we have strong and bitter rivalries. This is the air I grew up in so getting attached to foreign teams is rare for me.
I watch pro-jap sumo since 2020, all the tournament every two months. I can't say I can point out one particularly fav rikishi there.




With one point difference I assume Geelong will try to push hard to get back the lead. How Brisbane will play this? Get on the defensive or try to get the initiative and attack more?














All right. I think not a bad match to watch for the first time. Good job Brisbane bringing it back and turn it over.
Thanks for the link. Bookmarked it.


I think I figured out my problem. In primary and high-school we played both handball and basketball, and there you have to pass or shoot on the third beat.
But this is just part of the problem. When these guys get a free kick, they don't execute it in place but can run like half the field with the ball and then kick it.


 >>/940853/
In the sense that seems to have less constraints than hand-, basket- and football, I think it is.
They also have more space to move about.
In fluidity - like moving about the field - ice hockey beats it.

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> I was a shitposter.
> Along the End boards I did ride
> Mods and jannies wished I died
> Many a newfag felt that I had overstayed
> Once again it looks like boardneet does have aids.
> The fat bitch banned me in the March of twenty-five
> But I am still alive.
> And I'll be back again, and again and again and again and again.










































































 >>/940928/
1. it wasn't a question, I know it, and you very well know it
2. you just want to provoke useless and endless debate over a thing I do not debate
I won't reply to you anymore about this.


















































The overheads of running a food place are too huge to sell anything at a sensible price. If anything I'll run a hobo kitchen out of a shopping cart








Instead of watching The White Lotus I’d rather watch The Wife Lois. And the adventures of her family Peter, Chris, Meg, Stewie, and Brian.














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