/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

FAR 

Nuro saw some black people, once.

 >>/937780/
Black people aren't real.

 >>/937779/
Stop posting this shit

 >>/937777/
Thanks, Whizzy.

 >>/937784/
Luckily Australia is not a slut she is so they don't get to come in her. They do.

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>>/937784/

 SYNC, CORRECTED BY ELDERMAN 

If you neets could only see the hashes here and knew how many vile posts are made by supposedly respectable members of the neet community.

 >>/937784/
These suckers have a huge chip on their shoulder towards anglos, they are hiding it very well.

 >>/937788/
It is not me; I am a good poster.

>>>/Ausneets/93/7784@937761
You don't hate pajeet enough.

I bet its weber

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I want to know more about Indian ethnicities so I can be better at racially profiling.
The centre and south seem to have some okay ones. All punjabis and delhis I've met have been shit.

>>/937792/
>>/937790/

>>/937794/
Hmm.

Thinking about shooting baby possums out of a didgeridoo

>>/937796/
nasty

 >>/937797/
Not fatally. Just make them fly a bit.

>>>/Ausneets/93/7768@937761
How? 

 >>/937779/
That's a man!

>>/937787/
Good ad.

 >>/937792/
This is all part of a smear campaign by Dan and the Executives after Weber decided to stop drinking and lose weight.

>>/937788/
Based.

Also good ending to the thread.

That lamb seized up on Weber because he kept prodding it with the fork. I didn't want to say anything earlier.

Those pidges are back in the carport again. Two on top of the air-conditioner and one on top of my car.
I heard them through the wall. I have scared them off for now. I will check again before nightfall.

Researching dandruff treatments.

 >>/937807/
Grease Police can help.

 >>/937808/
They will arrest me.

>>/937806/
Pidge homestead.

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Went out for chinkies with motherbot
-one (1) beer, she had water
-1.8kg of Mudcrabs of equal size (one (1) Singapore style, one (1) Salt and Pepper)
-four (4) Mango pancakes (I ate three (3) of them)
At home I had a tall glass of milk. 

Could do with a Cherry Ripe McFlurry tbh

 >>/937805/
Prod you with a fork.

 >>/937810/
They have adopted him as their father.

>>/937811/
Did she make remarks?

 >>/937814/
She popped into my room before and said
> you ate well

 >>/937811/
Sounds very nice.

 >>/937811/
> glass of milk
Do you drink the whole milk?

 >>/937817/
I could have had more. I had a tall glass and a half of water after it.

 >>/937818/
You showed moderation. Great strength of character.

Fell asleep by accident. Over stimulated.

 >>/937816/
Was a beautiful meal. Made a terrible mess of the table. Some Chinese or whatever it was complaining they booked the table we were sitting at while finishing up (we also booked).

 >>/937821/
Did the crab shells come pre-cracked or did you have to hit them with a hammer?

Fuck this. Garn Craigs

>>/937823/
Monk no!

 >>/937822/
Some cracked but most needed to be cracked with those seafood crackers pictured as a pair in the middle but not the things on the sides (that we needed but we used chop sticks) 
https://www.amazon.com.au/Upgraded-Version-Hiware-10-piece-Crackers/dp/B01B7CZ3R4/

 >>/937825/
Sounds very primal.

 >>/937793/
Boil them until they turn Japanese.

 >>/937827/
Then add Paprika as required?

 >>/937825/
Those are what Weber used on that lamb.

 >>/937828/
I dunno I'm listening that Sam Hyde video "Dear Elon Musk". Sounds like random rambling mostly.

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 >>/937827/
ask criuisey if they's good for boom boom

Search engines now totally unusable.
Page after page of AI generated SEOslop.

At some point the Alexa score died

 >>/937826/
It is, you eat everything with your hands. You have bowls near you for the shells, a big bowl to dump the shells in. A bowl of water to wash your hands in. You have heaps of napkins and wet napkins things.

All right this shit was funny:
> we need to do a naval blockade of china to make sure they don't get any of these amazing indians

 >>/937811/
> Cherry Ripe McFlurry 
You've earned it mate, all that healthy sea food

> ordered a big za 30 minutes after the italian place opened 
> they have a habit of employing their kids
> zoomer chick answeres the phone
> can barely talk
> order za
> go to coles while waiting to get some ice break and milk
> pick up pizza
> someone calls me when picking it up
> dont check it 
> get home
> smal pizza in family box with the wrong toppings
> call them 
> phone busy for 20 minutes
> get through to same zoomer chick
> she has a panic attack 

for fucks sake we are fucked

 >>/937825/
I've never eaten crab, are they full of internal organs?

 >>/937834/
Don't the Chinese have a hatred of Indians?
> Made-in-India iPhone 15 creates ‘racist’ buzz in China: Social media users say iPhones smell of 'curry
https://www.businesstoday.in/technology/news/story/made-in-india-iphone-15-creates-racist-buzz-in-china-social-media-users-say-iphones-smell-of-curry-400081-2023-09-28

 >>/937836/
J U S T
Get a refund.

 >>/937836/
How did they rectify your za situation?

 >>/937838/
Indians are a super weapon, or nanotechnology. The US has to use the threat of nuclear weapons, to keep China from getting these precious Indians.

 >>/937837/
Cruisey slurps the "mustard" right out of the shell and it drips down his chin.

 >>/937834/
nuro told you guys it was good


> infinite indians 
> if ron paul took steroids
> its what drones do they fly around in co-ordinate space who gives a fuck
> a speech pistol and put a speech bullet though their fucking head 

XD

>>/ausneets/937836/@937761
Do not breathe

 >>/937837/
Not sure. You see it alive, you then see it cooked. I think there is shit in the middle you don't eat which is disposed of but everything else is eaten.

 >>/937843/
> you guys
Who are these?
I found it on >>>/news/.

 >>/937841/
>  precious Indians.
They should be divided up equally between all nations to be fair.

 >>/937841/
> from getting these precious Indians.
India already had nuclear weapons, the Maple flag gave them the technology
https://nbmediacoop.org/2024/05/16/canadas-plutonium-mishap-in-india-was-50-years-ago-this-week-is-history-repeating-itself-now/

 >>/937840/
 >>/937839/
they are using square so i am meant to get a refund next  business day but its up to me to remember if they fucking did it and will have to check tuesday or wednesday

 >>/937847/
We had this in the middle ages. A king's rival was chopped up into equal pieces which were displayed at towns.

Attempting to complete a genuinely important task. Having to beat my way through jeet, AI jeet, jeet AI.

>>/937851/
jeet is your friend.

 >>/937841/
swear to god i posted it, literally sent it on imessage to normies too

 >>/937851/
Monk needs to develop an extension that filters through it and draws on searches from multiple search engines. Monk Search, its do-able.

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Welll this is funny. Just finished watching gABC news. Reportedly there is a actually nation wide shortage of seroquel. Literally legit schizosacross the country  are having withdrawals and full breakdowns at the moment....

>>/937855/
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-01-04/quetiapine-medication-shortage-concerns-for-mental-health/104781530

bum pimple

>>/937857/
Language!

 >>/937855/
 >>/937856/
This is all NEETs fault.

 >>/937837/
How have you not eaten crab?

>>/937842/
Flavour.

 >>/937844/
Dont use meme gibberish please.

 >>/937852/
Jeets time is not worth anything, so jeet doesn't recognise that wasting someone else's time is antisocial.

 >>/937855/
Problems that fix themselves.

 >>/937862/
New slurs are always welcome in Australia.

Some shitzo is screaming at a tree, meds shortage confirmed

 >>/937866/
Imagine not singing a romantic duet with your favourite tree. It's like you NEETs don't even know how to live life.

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Night.

 >>/937866/
As long as he doesn't hear the tree replying it's fine. Could be a case of alcohol and repressed anger.

>>/937868/
goodnight.

 >>/937869/
The tree started it by it's smart arse comment.

>>/937868/
Night fella.

>>>/Ausneets/93/7868@937761
Good night Pidge. xx

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Joslin'c Daughter???

At the afp building

 >>/937875/
Stay strong.
What's an afp?

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Snitches get stitches.

 >>/937876/
The good guys.
 >>/937877/
Dobbing on you.

 >>/937878/
Noone called me house afp.

 >>/937879/
They still might.

Meanwhile I looked it up, it's da police on the Australia.

 >>/937838/
Strange how everyone who has been living near indians for thousands of years hate them. Must be the fault of white supremacists somehow.

 >>/937860/
May as well be eating bugs.

Went out for a night drive, absolutely fucked up for reasons I don't want to go into. I am a fucking invalid.

 >>/937882/
> Strange how everyone who has been living near [insert any ethnicity here] for thousands of years hate them.
This is how it actually works.

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 >>/937866/
He's probably trying to get his pet possum to come down and go to bed.

 >>/937884/
Do not be so hard on yourself NEET. You are doing the best you can.

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I failed wagon 2025. 
I guess my plans of pursuing a military intelligence career and infiltrating elite institutions will have to be postponed until next year. 
Do you need a bunch of gay soccermom certificates to work on top end prawn trawlers?

 >>/937887/
I will try again tomorrow
 >>/937888/
monk you boong

>>/937888/
Have a cute little possibility
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CtuP1c9i92o

I am looking forward to this NEET prawn trawler arc.

 >>/937883/
Insects actually branched off from crustaceans, so crab eaters are basically eating the bugs. And being happy.

 >>/937892/
Crustaceans are basically just underwater bugs anyway. Lobster used to be peasant food

 >>/937836/
>  >she has a panic attack 
She deserves the dsp

Tom Sewell has gone full schizo after getting reinstated on xitter

 >>/937895/
> full schizo
Is that good or bad?

I haven't smoked weed in so long

>>/937897/
Good.

Hello

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Hi NEETS

good morning ties

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"Good Morning NEETs"

Just wanna post

 >>/937909/
Where is my cappuccino?

>>/937907/
>>/937908/
>>/937909/
Good morning NEETs.

K?
http://old.reddiit.com/preth/comments/1htb37x/taking

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We're back neets. The russians tried to stop us. They couldn't.

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 >>/937914/
I'm gonna be rushin to the toilet and you better not stop me.

ADIDAS power hour begins. We are also on WT for those interested.

 >>/937911/
In my ass

* sQuIrT *

is this still working?

 >>/937937/
It is. You can check home page to see if the flood is still on or not.

 >>/937938/
This russian spammer is your evropean mate, tell him to bugger off.

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 >>/937939/
Nothing to gain from communicating with these. Just don't get frustrated.

 >>/937938/
> Firefox Can’t Open This Page
> To protect your security, 4chan.endchan.net will not allow Firefox to display the page if another site has embedded it. To see this page, you need to open it in a new window.
I hope it's not the announcement that is borked. If it is fix CORS plz

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GET BOMBED YA DUM UKIE DAWG

 >>/937940/
cant you just ban his VPN? Like you did with IGA?  

come to think of it. The spammer is doing the same thing as IGAy, and we know that faggot is a one trick pony.

 >>/937951/
Your the spammer

Your gay ass -5d chess ain't working bud

 >>/937951/
He's posting from dozens of different IP's unfortunately.

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Reckon we're getting spammed in honour of Peace.

I have perforated blinds on my window, they have been closed a lot lately.

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Good morning Chat.

>>/938001/
morning neeto

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 >>/937999/
You need to get yourself some venetians, it's the only way to protect your hovel from normie gaze attacks.

 >>/938001/
Good morning NEET.

Drove to Lyndoch via Gawler and got Motherbat some breakfast. Drove home via Kersbrook and One Tree Hill. Stopped at Lizbef Park Drakes for a newspaper and got some chipolatas. The Police were investigating some overnight happening at the tobacconist. It started raining when we got home.

 >>/937940/
Cant you just drive to his house and shoot him with a baseball bat or something

 >>/937895/
He didn't go 'full schizo', he pointed out anime posters are faggots

>>/938009/
test

>>/938010/
icles

 >>/938009/
Thomas is test dropping red pills on pozzed X.
 >>/938007/
Didnt know you read the paper. Lets hope the ching chong doesnt get shy about selling synnie cannabis, meth pipes and chop chop

 >>/938008/
Tell his Mummybot that he is being nordy on the internet. He will get in big trouble!!

Wanna post again

>>/938015/
iktf bridge

>>/938021/
I am eating salad

having a ginger beer as a treat
i bet russian faggots dont even have that

WE NEED TO EXPELL ALL RUSSIANS

 >>/938027/
I'm calling for a total and complete ban on all slavs and any internet packets from slavic countries until our country's leaders can figure out what's going on.

GET BOMBED DAWG

No new Olive tiktoks and a fucked up board. 2025 is UTTERLY FUCKED!!

♪ Olive is ♪

 >>/938030/
Why didn't we listen to that neet who stayed back in 2024?

Notice how the spammer and IGAy appear at the same time.

 >>/938007/
> The Police were investigating some overnight happening at the tobacconist.
Did you offer them any suggestions?

The pool is getting full of aids I'm afraid.

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Really need to make some social connections outside of imageboards.

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Sorry neets, pool's temporarily closed due to russian aids. Hope to re-open in a few hours. Maybe go outside and run around in the mean time.

Alright neets, we have to access endchan through magrathea.endchan.net - click on https://magrathea.endchan.net/ausneets/thread/937761.html

>>/9382226/
hello

Heil NEETS

 >>/938227/
 >>/938228/
Henlo neets, how did you cope without ausneets all morning?

Fucking IGAY went crazy again.

>>/938229/
I didn't copy

Endchan owner installed a new captcha to stop the spammer, but it means we have to post through https://magrathea.endchan.net

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 >>/938230/
It was the russians. The trench warfare of the ukranian war has now spread to ausneets.

 >>/938232/
This sounds like a Hungolian scheme...

I hope some of you neets went outside and ran around and had some fun away from your computer screens.

 >>/938236/
In this weather?!

Harry Potter and the Socialising Because Endchan is Fucked

>>/938236/
I did not go outside.

I hope HP is on tonight.

 >>/938240/
Not on womboflix

Damn captcha silently tripped me up, stopped refreshing the board. I would tell you neets to click on something to make sure you do the captcha, but you won't see my message.

motherbat is making me bacon and eggs and chipolatas for dindins

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Feeling hungry. Might head to maccas for a cherry mcflurry.

 >>/938064/
Notice how (you) always turn up and divert from the real spammer (you)

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ATTENTION
As if it wasn't obvious by this point, I will spell it out for the more retarded NEETs: IGAy is the spammer

You can see this for yourself with his lame attempt to keep his usual  ruse going on the illegal thread he created in the catalogue. (You) can clearly see that all of the russia spam follows the same scanty gaslighting idiocy that he always brings out when he loses control of his behavior. Remember all the times he spammed and gaslighted /ausneets/  starting with the dick spam, then the downie spam,. then the nuro spam, etcetera. This slimy troll has been with us for five years and has not developed his style at all, showing how unfixable his personality is. 

I blame the current BO for making our community a safe space for this maggot. I offered to kick this rabid dog to the kerb, I could have done it, but the BO is a communist and a cuck. 

IGAy is the troll you all deserve, except the executives, Nuro, bean neet and the ghost neets. 

Tab closed.

Like Clockwork

>>/938241/
Right.

>>/938243/
Lucky NEET.

 >>/938246/
Today's spam attack came from some slav trying to take over polru. Don't be an idiot.

I hope Cruisey (smoothbrain) works out to use this newfangled website

 >>/938251/
> works out to use this newfangled website

I too had this part of the concern.

 >>/938252/
i forgot the word how in there somewhere

>>/938250/
Don't question Your Lord Nuro

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 >>/938031/
Time to give this new site a test spin.

> ^ausneets/938255@937761
No spoiler hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I am going to miss Cruisey.

 >>/938257/
Not if you aim properly.

>>/938258/
 

 >>/938257/
He's in a better place now with Possum.

Sprayed my car inside and out with bug spray, after finding a huntsman on it last night. Left it for a few hours then took it to a car wash, badly needed a wash, there were spider webs in various cracks, should be washing it regularly, but I'm a lazy sod.

 >>/938260/
We have lost too many good NEETs over the years 😭

 >>/938260/
We have lost too many good NEETs over the years 😭

 >>/938261/
> webs in various cracks, should be washing it regularly

yes you should be.

>>/938264/
Hot!

Huntsmans are bros ya dawg cunt

 >>/938261/
Did you check it for brown snakes?

This is too confusing.

Every single post here give me a (You) #wealthy

>>>/Ausneets/93/8268@937761
Cruisey? ! !

My hopes got a little too high then...

My arse has not forgiven me today

Made some cobbee in the Chemex after the bacon (6), eggs (2), and chipolatas (3).

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What do you NEETs think of this method of cooking pidges?
I think Cruisey would eat them.
The video is a bit graphic.

 >>/938273/
That meal needed chips with it.

 >>/938273/
Lucky NEET. What type of cobbee?

>>>/Ausneets/93/8275@937761
Cruisey!

every time

Whats the moofie tonight?

 >>/938275/
Yes, but that is so 2024

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 >>/938276/
This one. It's a little too finely ground to work well with the paper filter, but it tastes quite good.

 >>/938279/
The carbs are out for 2025.

I can't work this out.

 >>/938282/
It's not good

 >>/938278/
Has to be HP!

 >>/938280/
Looks trendy. Would try.

 >>/938285/
Coles or Woolies sell it, as does Amazong

also emailed bossmann this mording to say i was taking another week's holiday
2025 is going to be the year of tellign not aksing

 >>/938287/
Based. Good work NEET.

I am struggling to cope with this change.

 >>/938289/
it is the future, we have evolved

 >>/938289/
At least HP 240 will be on soon.

50 in, up to 90, 70 out, 50 in

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 >>/938289/
Can't find the copium pepe.

 >>/938292/
That last 50 in was not a good move.

> Coming up, the devastating toll loneliness is taking on the body

 >>/938295/
I am flooded with stress hormones.

 >>/938278/
None. Womboflix is kill.

 >>/938292/
Did the last 50 disappear?

 >>/938278/
 >>/938297/
Monthly movie on 11th.

The rest of it was this morning. 50 now was because I'm dumb

I'm here for (you) ❤️

>>/938300/
♪ I'm dumb
Smoothbrain.

 >>/938297/
We had some good times. RIP.

 >>/938300/
There is no shame anymore.

>>/938301/
Thanks Dan.

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 >>/938303/
cheers
I meant to show one last movie, maybe on new year's eve, but somehow it came and went.

 >>/938297/
For good?

 >>/938296/
That wasn't hormones neet, if you know what I mean.

>>/938306/
> one last movie
HP 6

 >>/938307/
As I said about 20 times, I planned on finishing up at the end of 2024.

 >>/938310/
Just confirming before I delete the server.

 >>/938310/
Goes in on one ear, goes out through the other.

 >>/938311/
It's fine webby, you can go ahead and delete it unless anyone else wants to take over.

Thanks GregO that looked like a good feed.

>>/Ausneets/938314/
Your welcome.

 >>/938313/
 >>/938311/
You should give it more time to see if someone wants to take over.

>>/938312/
Kinda like food

 >>/938316/
The fellas here aren't famous for taking charge and responsibility.

 >>/938318/
they like to complain though.

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 >>/938319/
Leading the charge in complaining.

 >>/938320/
Text in the background should be fixed to
> APU

What the fuck happened to the site, are we just hiding in margetetha and abandoning endchan.net

>>/938322/
Same site.

 >>/938322/
NEET we are on...

 >>/938323/
Like the same cell except it's taken over with cancer

Monk can you create a Magrathea Pizza for Dummies?

My IT skills are virtually nill.

 >>/938327/
Monk will need to start doing the heavy lifting. The moofie server could be his first task to complete for 2025.

 >>/938327/
> t. any JS frontend dev in the trade for over a decade

>>/938329/
Like (you)

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 >>/938329/
Your image didn't attach.

Can you make the posts (You) when replying to others?

 >>/938332/
On the >>textNumber part I mean

Ty.

 >>/938332/
Probably.

 >>/938335/
(You)s are very important to me.

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Night.

if you're not cruisey i dont give a shid

>>/938337/
Night, fellas.

The fuck. I corrected it to
> fella

>>>/Ausneets/93/8337@937761
Good night Pidge. xx

>>/938340/
fellate

 >>/938329/
currently suffering the mother of all headaches trying to work all this shit out

Got JEETed again. Why are sars like this

stress headache. very stressed

I do okay during the daytime. It is at night that the depressive thoughts assail me.

seven tutorials. not a single one works on my machine. no documentation. at this stage I don't think it's me who is wrong

 >>/938346/
During the night try sleeping instead.

 >>/938347/
It's the wrong version.

 >>/938347/
what are you trying to do?

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Tried to post here all day is it working yet ?

If this post goes through the funniest thing about this whole situation is Sir Stanners Stinksalot must of refreshed this page about 1000x times today to post with his fucking stolen flag.

Went for a night walk, spiders everywhere, woe.

 >>/938351/
I understand you have a phobia of them NEET, but you should not have murdered that huntsman.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Lvu60dcx0YE

Do possums eat spiders?

 >>/938349/
Can't explain it all here, currently on 9 tutorials. sick of being told that if the instructions failed it was somehow my fault. I understand that these instructions are generic, but if I've got to go through troubleshooting that's not a user issue, it's a system issue

 >>/938353/
Possibly. They eat ticks which are arachnids.
https://www.atshq.org/what-do-possums-eat/
> They Eliminate Ticks

> According to statistics by the National Wildlife Federation, one possum can potentially kill 4000 ticks in a week. This is due to their vigorous self-grooming methods.

> They either crash or consume the ticks burrowing in their fur. They are not susceptible to Lyme disease and can therefore protect humans from the same. This makes them a suitable pet to keep.

Now I want to keep possums. Ticks are a bane.

>>/938355/
Those are seppo possums m8.

 >>/938356/
Are you saying our possums aren't clean mate?

 >>/938355/
We don’t have Lyme disease here

 >>/938359/
I'm sure we have something just as terrible.

After washing my car I found my biceps were weak and twitching, just from the exertion of holding the pressure gun. Absolutely disgraceful that I have become so unfit, especially as I have nothing to do all day. Starting tomorrow I'm going to embark on a program of intense weight training. No more excuses.

 >>/938347/
I too am struggling to follow tutorials, seem to have developed long term mongitis. Used to be good at learning stuff.

NEETs after 2 weeks of sloth like shut in i got some exercise today. 

Feeling good.

 >>/938363/
what did you do?

 >>/938361/
> Starting tomorrow

Sounds doable NEET. Good luck.

 >>/938363/
Well done. Same again tomorrow.

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Wondering how much they'd pay me to get sterlised.

> 938366

Achtually its back to work tomorrow. Its going to fuck me good. Thank god i aquired some dexies thisafternoon. Still have some oxy  left. Postie should also be comming tomorrow too. Lazy fucking shits.

just shit the couchbed

 >>/938367/ 
What if we just required the infinity indians commming here to get sterilised ? fucking problem solved. Fucking Brilliant.

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 >>/938368/
> Thank god i aquired some dexies 

Clearly this is a message from God

can’t even clean up quietly 
fucking floorboards are squeaking with every step

 >>/938369/
Its the low carb diet.

>>/938373/
fucking stupid salad

Nothing good on youtube again. Ffs.

Are there any NEETs who have NOT failed their new year resolutions yet?

Dragging myself through a mire or jeet, AI slop, archaic infrastructure packages and code. Who would do this full time?

Rubbing my belly. Had my last choof. Was all powdery and rocked me. Had to have two tokes. Too much roach. Too overcast to see the stars. Barefoot and sore. Thinking about how if there weren't all these cardboard boxes, we'd be in a paddock.

Long time since last choof

wish i had some bros to choof with

I can't shout ya mate, honest. 
To god, brah. 
I got some resin in yhe stem if youre desperate aye thou

Not comfortable with the new site thing. It's different and I don't like it. I hope it's not forever.

Life can be better than right now, I know it.

 >>/938382/
I share your feelings neet. We have been drivien from our homeland by the russian war spammer.