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Can I get some male attention please? I'm drunk and lonely. 

Can I stay at your place tonight, anon? Pleaseee :3
You are probably already gone, but here I am, a man giving you attention. Hope you are satisfied. 
What are you drinking btw?
My own piss! Wanna taste? UwU

Its filled with crack cocaine! hehee
Hook me up with da plug

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Where in the fricking frick do my 9chan go?
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I want some Japanese Hibachi and sushi. I have never really tried sushi, except once, but I want to. I love the Japanese. They are so cute and loveable and nice. We Jews like them I think. Not so much Western Jews like the Jewish fag who made The Last of Us to make some cash. Dunkey is a Jew. We know what's good about games; it's just that our brothers and sisters give us a bad rap due to our even higher empathy than Esau, i.e. white European gentiles
Like, I saw a Jewish woman praise pit bulls. It's not out of ignorance. It's out of empathy for the hated and down-and-out. I love them for that. But I also hate pit bulls. I love Jewish women, however.
Mild eves walking in Japanese urban area apartment complexes are my dream existence. Walkable cities, yes. I love the Japanese.
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the best place in town to eat . . . is a . . . food truck? I love them. They're not very busy which saddens me. people around here probably don't like asian food, but it's very different than chinese. They are very cute

konnichiwaaaaa :D

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If the Russia we know today was actually still the USSR, is it worth the support?

Refer to >>/39683/

Because we all know that the settler-colonialist colony of Israel has been waging a war against Russia (and to an extent Trump) as referred to that thread.
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> If the Russia we know today was actually still the USSR, is it worth the support?

lmao no
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> Israel has been waging a war against Russia
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The mindfuck spell our country is under is truly terrifying today. If we ever want America to survive we need to restore Constitutional law and stop acting like the world police. Another factor to our decay is not addressing criminal conspiracy, there is and has been for a long time criminal conspiracy to fundamentally change America, strip us of our Constitutional rights and create debt slavery and that is exactly what we see happening today.
Anything anti-American is anti-human and deserves no support.
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> Israel has been waging a war against Russia
> lol
> reddit space
> another reddit space
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> be me
> have stupid cock.li email
> go on its irc
> check vincent's ip out of curiosity
> its in niger africa
> i say its mega based
> get fucking banned on cock.li and 4chan
> the most important think they talk about is probably mac n cheese or some shit

anyways who wants some free invites
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> niger africa
Gr8 b8 m8
eye r8 u n 8
Here, have a youtube livestream in
> namibia africahttps://youtube.com/watch?v=ydYDqZQpim8 

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Is that true?
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the more obscure the imageboard the higher the chances you get a blonde, blue-eyed, beautiful trad-gf, who's hobby it is to collect flowers on your local field in the summer, obviously.

Therefor, lurk moar, and dig deeper. Every Eepsite and every CRXN address you save, is one step further towards your dream girl.
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> um
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> oh, wait...
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ok, so here we go. the skill gap in street fighter is like this
and the skill gap in smash bros. is like this

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How to join the Israel reistance from a foreign country?
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I actually agree with a lot of your statement, after the Patriot Act was signed into law back in 2001 that's when the government and politicians started shitting all over the US Constitution and continue destroying it piece by piece today. That said we still have our guns and we still have food at the grocery stores, and as long as Americans don't starve or have a reason to get off their ass over some "red line in the sand" (supposedly, we'll likely see about that unfortunately) then Americans are going to keep working and keep paying their taxes like good little goyim. On the other hand, it's easy for the government to fuck this all up too, by pushing people over the edge or causing hyperinflation and crashing the economy (and the squatter rebellion from the 2008 mortgage collapse would look like a walk in the park next time around). If you don't know about the 2008 squatter rebellion it's because the corporate media and govt memory holed it. Picture this: forced evictions led to destroyed pipes, vandalized walls, in some cases entire homes were hit with arson, toilets jammed with cement bags, homeless people taking over other vacant homes illegally, etc. And this made real estate, landlords, banks and taxpayers lose a whole lot of $$$.
Sorry, this comment was meant for >>/40556/
relevant to my interest
Watch out for the spam.  Internet is crap how to communicate anything.
Shoot yourself in the head

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[Posted this to /tv/ but I think that place is dead so here is a /b/ mirror]

Time to list some must-see films I think anons should watch before SHTF.

What counts as a good film for me? Story must be intriguing and get you hooked. Acting must be good, believable and unique. Also, I prefer more realistic movies, but it doesn't have to be if the movie is a top notch classic with a great story and incredible acting.

Go ahead and make your own recommended lists if you like, and if you do, please post the titles and release dates!

Badlands  (1973)
My Cousin Vinny  (1992)
STONE  (1974)
The Day After  (1983)
River's Edge  (1986)
Absence of Malice  (1981)
A Fistful of Dollars  (1964)
For A Few Dollars More  (1965)
The Boys Next Door  (1985)
Beast With A Gun  (1977)
Stranger Than Paradise  (1984)
Five Easy Pieces  (1970)
Blue Velvet  (1986)
Kojak: The Belarus File  (1985)
Kojak: Fatal Flaw  (1989)
Dirty Harry collection (the whole movie series: 1971 - 1988)
The Dirty Dozen  (1967)
Nebraska  (2013)
My Friend Dahmer  (2017)
Menace II Society  (1993)
The Sandlot  (1993)
Falling Down  (1993)
Kelly's Heroes  (1970)
Night Of The Living Dead  (1968)
Dawn of the Dead  (1978)
Day Of The Dead  (1985)
Panic In Year Zero  (1962)
In The Heat Of The Night  (1967)
Far From Home  (1989)
Desolation  (2017)
Deliverance  (1972)
The Shining  (1980)
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(A business commuter is driving through California to meet one of his clients. When he heads back home to his family he notices someone in a truck is following him. It does not take very long for him to realize this is no ordinary stalker, 1971)

Mysterious Island Of Beutiful Women
(Decades after a devastating plane crash suspected to have killed all on board, an all-male crew makes an emergency landing on the same uncharted island. Believing they are stranded on a desolate island they become shocked when they realize the island is inhabited by a tribe full of women, 1979)

My Friend Dahmer
(Based on a true story about the serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer, this movie depicts the childhood and social life of Jeffrey when he was growing up with his dysfunctional parents, 2017)

(A troubled pre-teen girl living in rural Alabama with her religious grandmother suddenly becomes obsessed with the rock 'n roll scene after listening to Elvis Presley. Of-course in those times at that region of the world, that was considered blasphemy, 2007)

(A young woman who is inspired by punk rock moves to New York City to find like-minded people she can form a band with. After meeting several people she takes advantage of whoever she can to get what she wants, but this exploitation won't last forever as people find out what she is really all about, 1982)

(An older woman who owns and operates a hotel and diner nearside a public beach with her daughter are having excavation done near the property. When a fatal accident occurs the excavation crew is shocked to find out massive colonies of killer ants are living below the beach and humans just got on their bad side, 1977)

Phase IV
(After a mysterious cosmic event, desert ants suddenly network together to wage a war on human inhabitants. It is up to two scientists and a stray girl they rescued to destroy them, 1974)

Assault On Precinct 13
(An old Los Angeles precinct is under siege by a bloodthirsty street gang. An unlikely partnership between a Highway Patrol Officer, two criminals and a station secretary is formed to defend precinct 13, 1976)
A few more classics to wrap-up....

They Live
(A covert alien takeover of Planet Earth has largely gone unnoticed by the masses. Only a small group of people have come to realize the human race is being deliberately kept under a dream-like mindless consumerist state by these aliens who take human form and have subverted the television and radio airwaves to keep humans dumb. When a pair of monochrome glasses are discovered, a job-seeking city drifter can see the aliens, and see the subliminal messages they have placed all around gone unnoticed by the masses. Desperate to find where these glasses came from, and who may have more of these glasses who also may be aware, he tries his best to form a posse of like-minded individuals to alert the human population and prevent the final takeover of the planet, 1988)

War Games
(A young teenaged hacker finds a backdoor that leads to the United States Air Force Strategic Missile Wing which has control over NORAD. Unaware that he has access to nuclear launch control centers and this is not some kind of online game he hacked into, he proceeds to send false alarms of Soviet attacks directed at major American cities which force the US military to escalate the DEFCON level while trying to defuse tensions between Russia. The teenager has little knowledge of what he has done and just how many powerful people he has pissed off around the world, 1983)

The Wild Bunch
(After an unsuccessful robbery, an aging group of outlaws look for one last big score as the traditional American West is disappearing around them. When they head down to Mexico the group finds they have a lot of other problems to deal with and get themselves stuck in the middle of a war while trying to seek more lucrative opportunities, 1969)

Rio Bravo
(A small-town sheriff in the American West enlists the help of a disabled man, a drunk, and a young gunfighter in his efforts to hold in jail the brother of a criminal kingpin. The kingpin hires a posse to take them out and free his brother in the meantime, 1959)

Beast With A Gun
(Dangerous criminal Nanni Vitali escapes and Italian prison with four accomplices. He and his henchmen terrorize the populace and seek revenge against those responsible for Vitali's incarceration. Commissioner Santini, son of the prosecutor who had sentenced Vitali, tries desperately to stop them, 1977)

Five Easy Pieces
(An oil rig worker, Bobby, lives with his girlfriend, Rayette, in Kern County, California in a small town. When Bobby finds out Rayette is pregnant and his best friend Elton is arrested for armed robbery, he returns to LA to see his family, finding out his father had two strokes. Bobby cheats behind Rayette's back whenever he has the chance to but Rayette is eager to maintain their relationship eventually pissing off Bobby's own family, who consider her to be poor white trash, 1970)

Wild Man of the Navidad
(Based on a true story, this film depicts the old conspiracy/fairy tale about the first sightings of "Bigfoot" in Texas, along the Navidad River bottoms. It's said that the Wild Man of the Navidad was eventually sold into slavery in Victoria, Texas, and lived in Refugio and Victoria Counties until his death, 2008)

The Shining
(Jack Torrance, a recovering alcoholic and former school teacher turned writer, takes a job to be the caretaker during the winter in the remote Overlook Hotel out in the mountains. Jack intends to stay three months in the giant hotel with his family while caretaking. Jack's son Danny has a telepathic ability called "shining" and on certain occasions Danny can see into the future. When Danny witnesses a horrific glimpse to come, he has to face his dreaded fear staying at the supposedly haunted hotel. As Danny starts having more frightening visions, Jack's mental health deteriorates creating a perfect self-fulfilling prophecy from his shining. Meanwhile Jack's wife Wendy is increasingly worried about the safety of Danny and Jack's declining mental stability. When Wendy suggests they leave the hotel, Jack snaps and makes it apparent he never intends to leave, 1980)
Bumping and archiving a good thread, anyone else know of any classic movies to watch?

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Interesting stuff.

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Technology companies cannot be bought with money alone.

The main reason why Elon Musk could not buy Twitter is because technology companies cannot be bought with pure money power.

In order for you to actually buy technology companies, you need to deter other power elements related to the relevant technology company and secretly take control of the electronic, cybernetic and telemetric devices used by those companies beforehand.

Before purchasing, you should also secretly control the employees of the relevant technology company.

The real owner of Twitter is MOSSAD. The American Nationalist Forces behind Elon Musk are actually trying to buy Twitter from MOSSAD. Since the original owner of Twitter is MOSSAD, it is difficult to secretly take control of Twitter employees and the servers and other devices Twitter uses. Because of this difficulty, Elon Musk and the US Nationalist Forces behind him are prolonging the process with various excuses.
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MOSSAD will ask Lütfi the questions of "why didn't you defend yourself against him when you were in high school", "why did you choose a complex revenge instead of defending yourself" and "is it right to take revenge instead of defending" yourself even though the person "you are going to take revenge from is weaker than the average person?" I believe that MOSSAD has the morality to evaluate this situation.
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why hebrew ?
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Whatever, all Big Tech companies are definitely compromised by governments as censorship curation platforms as well for spying on dissidents/ making blacklists. This is old news for anyone paying even the slightest amount of attention the last 15 years.

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non-official alcohol / drinking thread
what are you drinkin /b/?
right now i'm drunk off of new amsterdam gin & generic (staterbros) tonic water + UV blue vodka
additionally, how are you doing currently? i'm bretty gud, eating food as i wright this image related; the yellow is generic mustard
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Wanna play Smash Brothers or summat? I'm British! Why are you attacking a humble English man tossing out terms like schizo! You should be ashamed of yourself
i could whine directly to the admins, but i don't care enough to do that
this sounds like it was written by a bot
You guys are no fun. I'm done playing with you
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OP here, again
drinking my usual
currently watching "Genndy Tartakovsky's Primal"
its a good show, i like it so far, very much recommend 
i've been sick for the last 3 weeks with an annoying cold
i'm tired of coughing, but its let up so far, by the end of the week it should be gone, only allergies left then
its also been getting colder where i live, but is is of course september; i do like fall though, its such a nice time of year
I'm drinking some wine

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