/b/ - Random

poop and fries

You will never be a real Nazi. The real Nazi Germany was crushed like the pestilent pustilent pest swarm of abysmal failures at every single one of their documented missions before your parents and probably grandparents were born (zoomie lmao), Hugo Boss hasn't made those ugly shit-brown coats since the nukes dropped, you have no queer widdle beer trucker hat with wimpy pirate skull or Viking lightning bolts on it -- compensating for something..? -- and adrumf hither swallowed his own bullet as cowardly losers like you do.

You are transnazi, a nadsee larper, a terminally-online keyboard warrior who hasn't spoke to another human other than your parents or whoever's letting you couch-surfe "in between jobs" you've yet to apply to for months and haven't had even a wagie-cagie career in years or maybe you're on Social Security disability, collecting free autismbux for your self-diagnoses special-snowflakeism?

You've probably not even kissed a girl before, yet you think "your"* "political"* "opinions"* are the only sane path. You will never breed minimum of two each blond-haired, blue-eyed white children or even one brown-haired brownoid muttslime lookalike, which is only realistic means of saving the white race as per the typical zarathustrian ubermench cosplay idol Brendan Tarrant. You don't know who that is lol ignorant poser. You didn't even know the one true way to saving the white race before I just told you right now; if you weren't so busy super-spreading gamergate maymays ten hours a day bitching about reposting "ey, tone" maymays about the death camps you'd know a thing or two, ya fuckin' poser.

And you think YOU'RE in any position to save Evropa? You've probably never even seen a gun outside of Minecraft zombie apocalypse modpacks, and you have no idea how to filter rain water or from a river in the woods 100 miles outside civilization so you don't die of parasites, let alone the first thing about raising chickens or sheep or gardening with no technology beyond that which was available to anyone to at most the 1970's. Again, you think you have what it takes to be a footsoldier against ZOG? When you don't even have a clue about how to be a part of decentralized counter-insurgencies?

Real Zarathustran Übermensch Aryans and True Israelites would disown degenerated pond scum such as yourself and shoot you in your ugly face and obese belly and microcock before your bulbous misshapen half-poojeet skull cracked onto the floor, you crying your shit-brown widdle eyes out lying in the fetal position -- just like you always did before big sis kicked in your bedroom at 11pm to rape you with her newest plus-sized dog dick vibrator, dragon rabbit dildo, or just a broken cheap beer bottle after locking you to your own bed post with fuzzy handcuffs to make it extra kinky for you.

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Big search engines like Google track your activity and sell your data for ads — which is why a lot of us don’t search freely anymore. I’ll share a few alternatives I’ve found, and would love to hear what others are using too!

DuckDuckGo: Best for untracked searching
Startpage: Best for unprofiled browsing
MyAllSearch: Clean interface and an emphasis on user privacy.
Qwant: GDPR-protected searching
Startpage: Combines the top results of multiple engines, primarily Gigablast and Yandex.

Last thread 404'd. Making a new one

Post cool and interesting YT channels here. Doesn't have to be yt. Vimeo, rumble, odysee, a full website, etc. Post whatever you got.

Fuck indians

Nigga, nigger, chink, chingchong, cracker, no-purpose flour, mayomonkey, faggot, queer, wetback, niglet, common negroid, beaner, borderhopper, do not redeem, dyke, fag, chigger

Comment below which ones I missed

If everything's fucked, nothing's fucked. lolvirgins

x7net - A New Anonymous Imageboard

Just launched a clean, minimalist imageboard that brings back the spirit 
of old-school internet culture. No captchas, no ads, no tracking - just 
simple anonymous posting like it should be.

Features:
• Real-time updates
• Image uploads (5MB max)
• Tripcodes for identity verification
• Greentext support
• Mobile-friendly
• Mod tools (pinning, closing threads, bans)

Currently running /g/ - General board for anything goes discussion.
And /ih/ - IRL Histories for tell happens, histories, greentexts and drama.

If you're tired of overmoderated, bloated platforms, give it a try.
[https://x7net.github.io/x7net/]

Reminder that the newest Revival of Beavis & Butthead is coming out in August 2025!

Beavis and Butt-Head are set for more wild adventures. Comedy Central has renewed “Mike Judge’s Beavis and Butt-Head” for Season 3, which will air on the network in 2025, TheWrap has learned.

After MTV commissioned a full series around the characters, “Beavis and Butt-Head” ran for seven seasons, from March 8, 1993 to Nov. 28, 1997. The series was revived in 2011 with an eighth season airing on MTV, and then revived again in 2022 with the Paramount+ series “Mike Judge’s Beavis and Butt-Head.”

The show’s popularity has spawned various related media, including the theatrical film “Beavis and Butt-Head Do America” in 1996.

The newest version marks the second time “Beavis and Butt-Head” has been brought back to television. After it originally ended in 1997 after seven seasons, MTV revived it for an eighth season in 2011.

https://www.thewrap.com/mike-judge-beavis-and-butt-head-season-3-renewed-comedy-central/
https://variety.com/2024/tv/news/beavis-and-butt-head-renewed-season-3-comedy-central-1236026648/

# Welcome to the Nobody General

The 'I have the Woman of Scars Trapped in my Bedroom Edition and They won't let me post this on 4plebs'...


I have the Woman of Scars trapped in my bedroom... I can't see her because she is wearing a wetsuit made of light refracting metamaterials but I can sure as hell hear her and I can also see her transparent shadow move when she makes sudden movements.

I'm just waiting for her 12 hour battery to run out and she explodes into vision in a flash of light so I can rip her throat out with my red right death claw hand.. I know what she did for her initiation, and the punishment should fit the crime.

Good thing this whole ordeal is live-streamed on an invite only backdoored downloadable from third party apk, that way I can get away with the murder of the bitch with a decent defense...

1am in oz at them moment, got half a box of Modafinil, a freshly topped up Spotify Premium account and a door that I can see through a gap but wont open till she explodes screaming in a flash of light.

You see the trick to this coward tech is, they don't want anyone to know it exists so entering a house that is under global surveillance by not only alphabet agencies, but also the general public is a risky move.. She can't make herself known, like making noise or simply opening the door.. That would give her away and she would sink the entire country club she gets gang banged by every Friday night..

The album Mashochist by Elysia is currently playing. I can taste blood and smell fear.

Wish me luck!!!