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A cartoon doesn't eat in real life. It doesn't exist. It's not really anything but animation kid.

But to answer a basic question. Yes, a vegetarian can change into an omnivore (eating both meat and veggies) or carnivore (just eats meat). Most people are omnivores, they like both meat and vegetables.

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Most real-life so-called herbivores and carnivores... aren't. There are cows who eat chicks and even some Australian cows who will stampede snaked and chew on them like beef jerky. Most deer and other ruminants will also eat baby birds every chance they get, usually when low on calcium. Most cats will eat grass for bellyaches including leopards and jaguars, and they all love catnip. Jaguars regularly eat a type of grass that makes them trip balls.

Pretty much every man-made classification of nature, nature doesn't care at all and just does what it do as it has for billions of years before we arrived and will continue on for trillions after everything humanity has or will ever do becomes space dust and forgotten.

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There's a species of moth that has for hundreds of millions of years eaten nectar, but as soon as humans encroached on their home turf they decided to all become vampires and now suck human and other animal blood. Painfully, as they have no anticoagulants nor painkillers like mosquitoes and vampire bats do, they have to rock back and forth to dig their mouth-tube under your skin until they hit a vein, which they've apparently never done until they met humans. (No evidence they snacked on other animal's blood until after humanity's first contact.)

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Yah dude, I raise chickens in my backyard and have a chicken coop I clean out twice a year, once during spring and once during fall. I notice there are a ton of rodents. I've actually seen my chickens swallow baby mice whole. Once time I had my gloves on, pouring more hen scratch for them to eat and found a "nest" full of mice. I watched them scramble as I grabbed a bunch of them, and threw some of the mice at my chickens. Those chickens gobbled them up as if I were feeding them grain. I've also seen a chicken swallow a small lizard it caught whole too. A lot of people think chickens only eat grain but no, they'll eat just about anything, even leftover fruit and the peel too.



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The Five Laws of Useful Idiot Ideologues

1. Useful Idiots Always Lie
2. Useful Idiots Always Double-Down
3. Useful Idiots Always Project
4. Useful Idiots Always Eat Your Own
5. Useful Idiots Never Succeed At Your Chosen Ideology, Except Your Massuh

Useful Idiot Idealogues defined: those moralist, busybody, control-freak losers of both leftist and rightoid varieties (often, but not always political: anything from nationalism to religions to even the slice-of-life or Star Trek or boomer-shooter or Morrowind fandumbs -- though entertainment media/medium fanatics usually lack lethal consequences for their cult worship of fictional and even factual edutainment concepts... usually), even so-called moderate-centrists as named by ex-KGB gulag overseer Yuri Bezmenov.

They all crave nothing more than disproportionate retribution and revocation of unconditional release (major marker of clinically-diagnosed psychopathy) for their parents' crime of birthing them as perma-losers.

They are all brainwashed, useful idiot, genocide cultists of both extreme leftists (blm and trantifa), extreme right-wingers (from anarcho-capitalist libertarians to unironic fashy nadsee larpers who worship adolf hitler far more than they claim to worship jesus or odin), and yes including moderate-centrist varieties like the late Charlie Kirk.

These are usually called either left-wing or right-wing woke or wokefags or woketards (modern era), social justice warriors (SJWs of the 00's), politically correct (70's to 90's), hippies (60's), beatniks (50's), anti-white judeo-communists, globalist technocrats, medical tyrants, scientismists: particularly lusers of /r/atheism, /r/ifuckinglovescience, 4/sci/, 4/lit/... and worst of all feminists (all times and all political ideologies) as feminism has always been the foot-in-the-door for juden-socialist infection vector leading to complete national collapse after 50-100 years of growing societal cancer and social contagions on steroids, enabling homosexuality acceptance and bleeding heart liberalism towards brown-skinned feral civilizational invalids, and so forth.

As an aside: cuckserviletive "tradwife/cottagecore/underconsumption" feminists, both female but much more often self-hating males of masculinity-masochism which is very common among right-wing millennials and elder especially male boomers and boomer-brains even as young as zoomers, have been sharply growing in trendy popularity for the past several years, 

The politically-obsessed boot-licking meme super-spreading keyboard warriors of extreme social dysfunction vastly consist of those who have deeply unhealthy relationships with the opposite sex especially of non-heteronormative / non-cisgendered kinds (whether total lack thereof as per onlyfans consuming and twitch third-tier subscribing and youtube superchatting simps and white knights, incels [particularly sour grapes, self-annointed volcels & trvcels], MRAs, MGTOWs, going ghost, passport bros, male gamers/geeks/nerds -- or deeply psychologically damaging fornicators with triple- or even quadruple-digit body-counts such as PUAs, players, trophy wives, tinder thots, onlyfans producers... almost nothing in between these two dangerous black-and-white extremisms; nearly zero Politically Useful Idiots have have successfully married and produced emotionally disciplined and mentally well offspring) and their parents, most often the one of their opposite sex. (Daddy issues for the little girls, mommy issues for the little boys.)
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It's all the same flag of totalitarian collectivism where only the ultra-rich will be legally human. And you're swallowing it all hook, line, and sinker. Whether you all-but-in-name worship Trump, AOC, Hitler, Floyd, Evola... they don't even know you exist. They wouldn't care to know you. And once you help them achieve complete domination you will be discarded the moment you stop being a useful idiot, or become uppity by starting to ask questions or do anything else but die in body or soul in the name of their brainwashing of you. You will be gotten rid of by gulag and genocide, and Hitler 2 is not going to let you finish your sentence when he puts a bullet in your head as you spit and sputter "B-B-B-BUT I REPOSTED ALL THOSE 'EY TONE' /pol/ INFOGRAPHICS ABOUT HOW AUSCHWITZ WASN'T A DEATH-CAMP AND THAT THE HOLLAHOAX DIDN'T HAPPEN BUT IT SHOULD HAVE--"

[pop, pop, pop]
[ack, thud, gurgle, glug]
[twitching corpse being dragged and tossed down a ditch like rotten garbage]

And that will be your end. You will die on your knees as you lived: an obedient, order-following, humanity-surrendering, hive-minded bugman.

I look forward to watching look in your eyes when it finally hits you that you were sold a lie, a bow-tied nail-polished turd sculpture of adolfo, a pretty fake promise of curing homosexuality and autism, of removing degeneracy and laying down the law in straightfoward dictatorship, of stamping out free speech except for yours and statements of fact and opinion you agree with only, of gassing the kikes and race war now and day of the pillow soon.

Because you're too cowardly and weak, far too gone to ascend above and beyond your pitiful trap of being submissive to the mommy-dommy cosplaying e-thots and idol musicians and ecchi mangas you frequently fap to, to handle freedom and independence and true mature adult manhood or real femininity not feminism.

You useful idiot death cultist.

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And YOU are a useful idiot too for wishing death and destruction upon your own society just because you failed at waking up a bunch of normie idiots. If the road is tyranny and genocide believe me you'll be right in the thick of it too. You better have gotten prepared for living life off-grid, during mass hostility and a focus on raw survival.

You must be smart enough to know they are right in the middle of a "Great Reset" when it comes to the global financial system right? Why are central bankers buying up all the physical silver and gold? Why is Trump deploying troops to nearly all American cities? Why is Trump lying about peace in Ukraine and now handing out nuclear-capable tomahawk missiles to strike Russia knowing full well this ends in global nuclear war? It's really all connected. They need a DEBT RESET. They can never pay back the all national debt so they are ready to plunder the entire nation, the whole world with it, into nuclear war. Martial law. Civil war. Depopulation. Debt reset.

I've been screaming and warning idiots about this for years and it all still falls on deaf ears.

The only fortunate thing for me is I prepared a long time ago. I started stacking silver when it was only $15 per ounce. It's over $50 per ounce in value today. I bought long-term storeable foods, plenty of guns/ammo and other necessary supplies all of which have increased in value as the purchasing power of the Dollar goes to shit and faces hyperinflation. Do I feel bad others have not done the same? Of-course I fucking do, yes. But I warned them. I warned people to do the same well over a decade ago. They refused to listen. I don't want them to die, I don't want to have to defend myself from these mindless starving zombies someday, it's not like I asked for this. Truth is, it's coming.... get ready.

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By the way, isn't it all just a big coincidence because of the crisis the government created by opening our borders to the third world for many years, now they have troops and federal agents surrounding all the major cities.... oh yah... just in the nick of time when all the food stamp welfare programs like SNAP and EBT are about to be CUT OFF starting November 1st 2025???? That's some very serious coincidence, almost as if this was all planned very strategically.



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I fucking hate being attracted to animals.

Alright so I am a zoophile, I'm genuinely sexually and romantically attracted to animals, I'm not attracted to my fellow human being. This leads to a lot of people hating you.

I'm finally sick of it. But I'm not gonna kms. That's lame.

I'm just going to quit any type of porn that isn't on the hub; no rule34, no illegal bestiality sites, just pornhub. Maybe I can convince myself I'm aro-bi instead.

Who knows? Maybe I'll get a python constrictor and try to get him to suck me some day. Maybe I actually will kms. Maybe my self-conversion will work.
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To all pedos and zoophiles or whatever the fuck you are:Please kill yourself the world is better without you.Nobody will remember you or care about you.Even your family will forget about you in a year or less.Click the trigger.

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So be it.

Let me preface this by saying I will ALWAYS hate pedophiles; and I don't care if thats hypocritical because they're extremely easy to mock and make fun of and I like mocking them.

But I am so fucking sick of being a zoophile. No I don't want "furry porn", no I don't want some bullshit excuse, because you know who else makes bullshit excuses? Lolicons! And they're one of the things I HATE in a person. When I was a kid, I used to wish dinosaurs were still alive because I thought they were COOL, not HOT. But NOW, they're COOL and HOT. I would KILL for a velociraptor blowjob or footjob. HOT and COLD. SILVER and GOLD. Two sides of the same coin.

Do you hear what other rappers said about KING VON when he was alive? "He was a serial killer, who bragged about killing people. He professed and confessed to be a demon." Or something like that idk. Anyways, I like to rap. I like listening to rap, unless it's Drake or Diddy. 

Me and Von? WE BOTH RAP. Now I'm not going to kill anyone, but I'll KILL these BARS, and these BARS will sound like a man who KILLS, you feel me?

The "Saurians" album, dropping--I actually don't know when because I like to procrastinate but before 2040 atleast.






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So let me get this straight.... the socialist nation of France is facing socialist protests because the socialists running France wish to cut socialist public spending like welfare to be able to spend more for wars so the socialist protesters are inconveniencing average workers by blocking gas stations and highways instead of blocking socialist government buildings?????

This defines the utter stupidity of socialism.

https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/france-flames-block-everything-protest-movement-sweeps-country
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LOL now socialists are calling other leftist socialists "right wing" in Europe because Europe is bankrupt from their socialist policies and are forced to cut back spending. Meanwhile the "rich" are taking their businesses elsewhere, outsourcing. They still don't understand this never works LMFAO!

https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/far-left-protesters-will-not-be-satisfied-until-france-collapses





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Sexual stimulation? That thing which resembles pain and makes you want to pee when you actually don't have any pee, and you desperately want it to end, but the closer it is to the finish, the more intense this shit gets? So it's like I'm supposed to desire feeling burning and overwhelming sensations around where my urethra is, then do everything to make it even worse, only to get rid of it?
Dis stupid.






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