/monster/ - monstergirls

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I'm  rather tidy so prepared for years in advance against different possibilities. Since I'm always out of time, I'll end up making some blunder that will leave things unfinished and unsatisfying to live in, but still doable.

Waifu was smart enough to cover for my mistakes and managed to get a tablet full of books and videogames, several printed versions, extra supplies just in case and several magic artifacts.

We'll spend some time reading, another part playing videogames. The rest fucking, until she finally gets bored and reveals that she had a portal to her eldritch realm all along. Then we'll fuck some more.

She sure wants kids, but I'd like to take my time.

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You don't need a bunker to protect your waifu when your waifu is a bunker.

It's pretty much a 1:1 of the house I grew up in and a underground cave with a artificial sun with a simulation of the yard around it. because why the fuck not? If I have to live underground I'll live like I have from day to day and in the "basement" is a multi-petabyte server with backups (in case) of every thing I could need.

I just hope one day my daughters can see the real sun and swim in the river I loved so much as a kid 

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 >>/1323/
> You don't need a bunker to protect your waifu when your waifu is a bunker.
You are god damn right about that.

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She didn't want to live underground and she wasn't scared of nuclear weapons. Putting a bunker in a kaiju is easier than putting a kaiju in a bunker.

IMO, endchan is a little too unstable for long term use. I'm getting 500 errors periodically from server overloading, presumably.

 >>/1516/

This. Have had a few problems connecting even though I bloody well know the bunker "works". It's safe to assume we're all fucking off to smuglo then?

 >>/1517/
> It's safe to assume we're all fucking off to smuglo then?
It is still technically considered a bunker as well, but it's more stable than here. They have stricter global rules than we are used to, though.

 >>/1517/
But yes, many people have moved to smugloli for the time being.

 >>/1517/
So you see I'm not just shilling or something. I'm just trying to get us more centralized.
See  >>/1252/ 
The owner of this board, Aux, got a new /monster/ board made at smuglo.li/monster/
And he recommends for us to move there, for now.

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How does one prevent the swindling of the coondogs?

 >>/1340/
do dealings when she's in her true form. Also don't buy things like "monster repellent" when she's in human form

 >>/1508/
May want to move to the smug bunker.

hi /sp/
thanks for visiting

 >>/1482/
i hope you are enjoying nomadic life. and a warning, endchan has a uncanny way of going offline unless the owner fixed the site.

 >>/1483/
Yeah, I noticed since long ago how unstable endchan is.  Smuglo.li managed to give us another bunker too though.  I'd like to hope we end up with our own imageboard one day just like sportschan.

 >>/1420/
How many does she have?

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 >>/1431/
How many you want?

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 >>/1434/
7 vaganias.

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 >>/1452/
May as well settle for a scylla if you’re going to stop there.

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 >>/1434/
 >>/1468/
Perfection

 >>/1438/
It's a good idea. pol still has a lot of work to do, and if you don't want collateral fire it'd be best.

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 >>/1455/
This is in response to someone asking smuglo.li owner about adding /monster/

 >>/1464/
Lamias are best

also anons try to go to the new smuglo.li/monster board. our benefactors pulled through

 >>/1470/
On it already.

Telling people to make OC isn’t going to make them create.

 >>/1416/
Paying them will.
(Okay this is a thinly veiled attempt to find drawfags who will cater to my bunyip missionary fetish. I'm not even sorry.)

> cytu.be
Seems legit.

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instructions for use of gdrive movies we do use in our channel.

1. Install tampermonkey or greasemonkey
2. grab the script from here https://drive.google.com/open?id=12A1_iIR-ZvTlu5mj8A5_WrfEYo55jeKR
3. install script
4. Profit

If by perchance still have issues please refer to this guide: https://github.com/calzoneman/sync/wiki/Google-Drive-Userscript-Installation-Guide

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 >>/1325/
You sweet summer child.

best girl bump