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Rules:
1. No lewding minors
2. No personal contact with any tokkers
3. No doxx
4. No chen usage
5. No skipping meds
6. lurk moar

last thread: https://endchan.net/neko/res/14125.html

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LOOK AT THE STARS
 >>/14839/
 >>/14840/
> im a fan
Well that goes without saying, you'd probably like anything boni does…
> bright yellow
> dyed her eyebrows
I'm not gonna say I'm a fan but maybe it's better than her former hair?
The eyebrow choice is puzzling at best tbf.
Also first Arie of the thread :D

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One of these days I'll actually archive of all of Maeve's toks from her original (now private) account. That, will not be today, good morning to the nekos! Life is wonderful, there's a bank holiday on monday so no work :D

BGC was fun yesterday, played a full game, then spent like 50 minutes hanging out and talking to Himmler and Chudleigh (I hope you're writing this nicknames down because it's getting difficult for me to remember them all), most of it was just bitching about King Autismal who happily won't be there this sunday, so we'll all have fun, and then next sunday it'll be back to work at the shit factory.

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 >>/14847/
> One of these days I'll actually archive of all of Maeve's toks from her original (now private) account
Chop chop buddy, every day tiktok might delete any of her toks and they'll be GONE.
> I hope you're writing this nicknames down
I am definitely forgetting them in like 30 minutes.
But I do hope you have fun at the BGC and bring us more spicy stories that we'll indulge in (nao falsa)
Post the first funky of the thread or the first bubs of the thread… What to do…

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 >>/14848/
Chudleigh, the same guy who brought up the funfact of Elizabeth Rule 34 from Bioshock: Infinite redefining the animation medium or some shit, tried to do the same thing yesterday.

> Hey guys, funfact do you know how Vampires are created in the Elder Scrolls?
I cut him off and diverted the conversation because I could really really tell he just wanted to bring up Molag Bal raping people to death to turn them into vampires, and his title as 'The King of Rape'

Some people seriously have no fucking filter. That's not even entirely true, thats how pure blooded vampires are made but most vampires just bite another guy and he becomes a vampire. It's yet another misinformation piece because he's just trying to be edgy. 

You'd like him funkertron, HE'S BALD.

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 >>/14849/
> Molag Bal factoid
I think I memoryholed that one, I faintly remember hearing about it somewhere but if you asked me "how the vampirism spreads in TES" I'd probably just say through porphyric hemophilia disease (which is basically a proxy for being bitten) 
> You'd like him funkertron
> bald and a retard
Yea I'm sure I'd be delighted to be in his presence.

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All of these characters are LITERALLY me.
 >>/14850/
The disease is how it actually spreads, but skyrim introduces the vampire lords in a dlc, and it can be inferred that Molag Bal raped the Volkihar family to death to turn them into pure blooded vampire lords, because he is the king of rape, and Serana says she suffered 'things'. It being Skyrim, it's never explicitly said that they all willingly got raped to death by a daedric prince, but thats what fans assume.

It's just silly to randomly bring that up, I have to remember that a lot of people at BGC are 5-6 years younger than me and still quite immature and also autistic so they don't understand bringing up rape isn't funny in a board game club context.


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 >>/14851/
> All of these characters are LITERALLY me.
> he's bald
NAURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
For me? It's Cowboy Bebop, Jotaro and maybe Saitama
> Skyrim raping the lore
See what I did there? Hehehehe
I have actually never played the DLC for Skyrim, I was so disappointed by the base game I never picked it up again. Basically if it's anything past Morrowind I'll be skeptical and if it's past Oblivion I just don't care about what Todd made up.
> still quite immature and also autistic 
Naaaaaaaah, you've got some real selection bias going on there. Believe me I've been at IT in uni, so basically autism central 99% male and it was higher functioning than what you have at BGC.
And there were quirky people, I don't deny it, but they were harmless quirky and mostly adapted. At 19 and over you should just know things and not be completely socially stunted.
 >>/14852/
I'm not even a hater bud, I just think unnatural hair color looks wack, doesn't matter who it is, I think funkys hair color looks wack with her rainbow color blend.

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 >>/14853/
> Believe me I've been at IT in uni, so basically autism central 99% male and it was higher functioning than what you have at BGC.
tfw Himmler and some others said they thought I was a computer science student before I told them I did a biology degree

I give off chud energy... it's joever..
 >>/14852/
Not him I think the hair looks good, did you like my parody about it last thread???

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Spent an hour of my morning talking to a japanese bloke who wanted to practice his english pronunciation
He spoke well and I understood basically everything he said first try
He was a funny guy. He says he looks forward to the day we can talk again but in japanese
 >>/14854/
> did you like my parody about it last thread?
yeah I liked it. I wouldnt had made the connection otherwise but I really like that album and might relisten to it now because of that
also I already called first last thread so your post  >>/14845/ is null and void. SCREW. YOU!!

 >>/14854/
> said they thought I was a computer science student before I told them I did a biology degree
> I give off chud energy... it's joever..
It's your stinky smelly aura. Trust me, I am a Funky poster. I know what that stank is like.
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 >>/14854/
> I give off chud energy... it's joever..
No, it's autismal energy. ITs are not known for being chuds, actually the opposite I think, barring the natural skew of men towards conservatism.
 >>/14855/
> also I already called first last thread
That was a first post of the month, not first post of the thread… He doesn't even know what first he's claiming… Stewpid…

Lmao trying to impersonate me without a funky tok, the biggest failure.

Take this hair for example, it is not funkys natural hair but I don't mind since the color is more or less natural looking so it's w/e.

 >>/14857/
I hope you are writing a parody to Hit 'em up right now
> First off, fuck your fu and the toks you claim
> Neko when we ride, come equipped with game
> You claim to be a player, but I scrape your fu








my adblocker still makes me not see ads on youtube but now I instead have a black buffering screen for what i assume is the duration of the ad
the adpocalypse has finally caught up to me and I am in deep trouble

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 >>/14867/
Didn't happen to me yet, are you using ublock? Well I also use brave's built in one but that one also seem to just werk.
Maybe you're getting the new "feature" of having ads built into the video stream tested on you. I've seen the guy that's responsible for sponsorskip complaining about it since it makes all the timestamps off.







my mom is an AI zogbot despite how many times I show her how stupid it is and even used it to ask it how LLMs work (without leading questions) to which it plainly stated what I have been telling her
> yeah but it's so easy and frictionless
gg




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 >>/14877/
If google hasn't been making sure that the quality of the search is going down gradually I don't think AI would've been as popular as it is.
I find myself doing the same just because using a search engine for anything but the simplest search keywords is a pain nowadays, even though I know AI can easily lie to me.
 >>/14878/
LETS FREAKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It actually looks awesome. Just looking at how much they've achieved in this engine I'm honestly impressed. Sovl. Todd could never manage to make such an epic game nowadays.



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goodnight to the nekos, hopefully tomorrow I wake up to a new world, one where nigel fricking farage is president of the UK. 

phwoah, look at this english roses, proudly supporting reform uk.




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good morning to the nekos, woah I have neko open in two tabs and I can see myself liveposting. hi mom im famous!! liveposting is moving so fast nobody will see that im gay

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 >>/14886/
> nobody will see that im gay
Naurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr he's gay it's over for him. Might as well go for the males at the BGC.
> Three Days Grace - Numb.mp4
BUDDY… PAL… why the heck are you naming the toks like that…
Also good morning :D

I might as well blogpost that I haven't done pretty much any progress on my app since yesterday. I am literally SICK of being such a dumpass procrastinator.



 >>/14889/
> she does not carry the grace of a woman
because she is not a woman, she is a girl, a CHILD, basically if you scrape this 'fu, prison is the fate for (You)
 >>/14888/
good post, kay is sauuur cute in this tok, she's not posted on her main in ages, my scraper lies dormant...
 >>/14887/
> spoiler
It's a tiktok story, since it lacks a number ID I'm saving them seperately wiht the song title in a different folder
> blogpost
woah, great blogpost! maybe tomorrow we'll get a three sentence blogpost!





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 >>/14890/
> basically if you scrape this 'fu, prison is the fate for (You)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xPWdSRXBZOk 🙀🙀🙀🙀
 >>/14890/
> It's a tiktok story
Okay, I'll forgive you this time.
> maybe tomorrow we'll get a three sentence blogpost!
I'll try my best 😎 Thank you for your support fellow Neko 😄
 >>/14892/
> 7.3M views
Holy moly, he has to be pretty famous in the country.


 >>/14896/
You should actually probably delete the link, I think there was some embedded info in it that could be identifiable when you shared it (a while ago, dunno if it still does that)







Why do I do anything?
Stream? The nekos doxx me
Post Maeve's tiktok stories? The nekos doxx me
Blogpost about my life and accidentally write my city name in the post? The nekos doxx me

oh I just realized why all the tiktok story links that I got had the tok ID directly in them? i guess it was cus i was logged out and it had nothing to put in the tracker info idk


someone dropped a neoclassic hegelian doxx document on a swedish namefag today on this blessed friday
we all cadaverlaughed at the picture and are now listening to his dad speak his weird portuguese language

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 >>/14907/
> That was so freaking funny
For weeks afterwards I kept looking behind me, worried that I'd see some tall chadrick looking guy wearing an anime graphic t-shit and hello kitty socks stalking me. Fortunately, even walking through the city centre I felt pretty safe, if a real neko was there they'd tower above the normies so I'd spot them and have time to run and hide in the local bingo parlor.


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 >>/14909/
> if a real neko was there they'd tower above the normies
I'm only slightly above average (6'2 btw) so I think I can blend in and surprise you, you will not see it coming bud. I'll also wear no neko related merch 😈
 >>/14910/
Seconding, !docket, where's Mr Streamer when you need him?

Emergency Emergency paging Mr Streamer, when are you finishing Resident Evil 1 on stream? And also do you have plans for a movie on caturday? I was





some portuguese bloke just posted in the swedish int thread with a pic named "fu with the neko" but catto isnt in this thread???? what the spruce




yeah catto (assuming it was catto) I looked at he link in the picture and apparently its not the same Jorge Ferreira
naurr faildoxx in the threaden









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I'm watching a review of The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay (game) and Vin Diesel is such a freaking nerd lol. Like talking about Warcraft lore on the stage where he's doing a promo for the movie kind of nerd.
It's so funny to see since he's obviously associated with the fast'n'furious and all those turbo normie targeted movies.








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AHAHHAHHAHHAA
THIS IS TOO FUNNY
I would listen to this, it actually goes kinda hard https://litter.catbox.moe/nrn7i3.mp3

 >>/14938/
SO MANY HEILS I'VE DONE FOR MY 'FU
-Kanye "I gave my cousin a blowjob" West

It's getting increasingly hard to say I think Kanye has made good music bros... When he was a nazi? Yeah sure whatever, but now he's GAY???














 >>/14952/
He's just a terrible manager, all he does when he's in your area is look for issues
> Hey Chaz, you've not cleaned the toilets
"Yeah, we're not even halfway into the shift, I do them at the end so nobody uses them after I'm done"
> He goes downstairs
> Hey [Barbara] you've not cleaned your toilets there's paper on the floor
"I have, obviously someone has come in after I'm done"

Now I know for a fact Barbara actually does clean her toilets first thing, but he complained about the same thing and told us opposite advice. I need to clean mine immediately,  her at the end. And you know if it was reversed he'd say the reverse.

He's a shithead, literally just finds shit to complain about. Literally, he is complaining about shit.

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 >>/14953/
Well he's a middle manager so he has to do anything to justify his existence, no matter how stupid it is 😄
One day you might be the middle manager and you will be the one that makes up stuff just to annoy your peons.


 >>/14938/
I have been thinking and humming this song all day. THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND THE THINGS I SAY ON TWITTER. the beat goes so hard

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 >>/14956/
I caught myself singing "NEKKA HEIL THINKLER, THEY DONT UNDERSTAND THE THINGS I SAY ON TWITTER" a few times today (not actually heil thinkler, I would NEVER support that monster (it was the kanye lyric I was singing))

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KzMLDVqR-KU

Thinking about Marina's latest song brings me back to the first song on her first album, it is so fucking good. It makes me feel things, I feel like nearly every line has meaning that normal ordinary people can relate to, it paints a great picture of her at that stage of her career. I guess I shouldn't be so surprised that now she's just making vapid empty pop music, the insecurity has gone, she's done it, here's success, people will laud you for releasing shit tracks.

FUCK YOU music producers bring back family jewels era marina.

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the new bbno$ song (as seen on funky's latest tok) is even worse than the last one to get popular on tiktok. this guy fucking SUCKS.

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 >>/14959/
> not actually heil thinkler, I would NEVER support that monster
Cringe, we LOVE canthinky here, refer to the post No. 14888.
 >>/14960/
Everyone has peak and falls off eventually I guess. Even more so applicable when it's pop music.
That reminds me I should check out what DwtD is up to, maybe there's a new album.
 >>/14962/
Good morning neko :D
And good morning to all the other nekos (those that I didn't respond to too <3)
 >>/14963/
Lmao I didn't even know it was him, yea it definitely sucks.
New funky (and new Arie since the new funky is… not great)









 >>/14972/
YOU DONT HAVE SMALL WRISTS YOU DONT KNOW HOW IT HURTS
I SEE A CUTE GIRL I HIT HER UP AND SHE SEES MY WRISTS AND SHE GETS AN INSTANT ICK
THROWS A CUP OF SPRITE MY WAY
BEYOND OVER



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 >>/14975/
It's measured at the thinnest point but I am quite literally probably genetically deficient. Not that it matters that much since you work with what you got and I don't feel like I've been dealt a really bad hand.
Also yes, 22cm is the average, you're way above average if you're 26cm.


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that video might be my favourite new video from recent memory
its so good

bought maccas
20 euro for the "Minecraft Meal Pro"? No way
18 euro for the "Minecraft Meal N00b"? No way
but I got a medium fry with the Nether Flame Sauce

just got home from d&d/BGC saturdays, documentary night in 20 minutes, eating maccas (this is a lie im eatinig dinner my mum made, everyneko says thanks to her)






hello everyneko and welcome to running on empty.... foooooood review!

today we've got the minecraft meal with the nether flame sauce


 >>/14987/
I've started running a TTRPG game for some friends on saturdays, and then afterwards we play my favourite board game Tyrants of the Underdark. 

I am severely bored and needed something, it's nice. Unfortunately, himmler isn't there, so I can't use this as a rizz session. (He doesn't even think I'm funny he probably HATES me)


 >>/14989/
It's me, Chudleigh and two new characters I've yet to name. Uhhh, Michealangelo and Izzzyzzzz, Michealangelo might be the most normal, chill guy at BGC, he literally does not care, he just shows up, has a good time and then goes home. Izzzyzzz is pretty cool, also studies animation (lots of animation students, kinda weird) and they're nonbinary (many people would say female)








Just checked, the lowest level of resist fire from a sigil stone is 15, the highest is 35, it would be trivial to be 100% fire immune in oblivion, because they removed enchantment capacity from armour so even your rusted iron armour can have top tier constant enchants on it.





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 >>/14996/
marzipan is really popular in sweden on lots of different baked goods and cakes and shit
youre not supposed to eat it alone nor that big chunks of it at once wtf are you outsiders thinking
also eastern rising sun western flowing wind water spring digits get

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 >>/15002/
> dragonquads get
 >>/15003/
> also eastern rising sun western flowing wind water spring digits get
He's LITERALLY making up shit at this point.
> youre not supposed to eat it alone nor that big chunks of it at once wtf are you outsiders thinking
There are marzipan uhhh, kinda chocolate bars here that would probably be pretty similar to what she's eating. I don't think it's bad, well I wouldn't eat the whole box of those but one chocolate snack sized one is fine.


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> uploads 1 video
> goes private again
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm literally going to download the tiktok app just to follow all the fus I care about.
 >>/15005/
I think emulating is in a decent state, barring nintendo being assholes and trying their hardest to screw over any project. Though it probably depends on what kind of virtualization capabilities your cpu has.


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You nekos give off chill caver vibes, like you lowkey like Kay and have all the peddler leaks but you got impulse control so you would never post them if you know what I mean. I do that stuff too and it makes me happy to read your posts because it feels like I can participate too.



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 >>/15007/
> cow come you dont follow my agartha tokfu hyperborea edit account??
You do not have an agartha tokfu hyperborea edit account. And if you have it maybe you should link it HUH? I luv fu edits :D
 >>/15009/
I bet it's the 4th guy that likes discussing brokeback mountain that's trying to get a rise out of us… Shamefur dispray…
 >>/15010/
Ntn but I was thinking that's who you were talking about when you've said she had bunny in her name but I dunno why I wasn't lucid enough to mention it.



I left my house at 11am, I got back at 10pm

I spent over 9 hours at BGC, and the rest on the bus/waiting for the bus.

good day :D
Himmler says I'm autistic, I dunno guys, am I?








> still hasnt answered the now previously doubleposted ex-livepost livepost NOR has he blogposted about his bgc 9 hour adventure
double cancelled

I showed up early, and ran the first two games, people had nothing but fun during my games, it was afterwards that people started to complain, but it was almost entirely some people being overly serious about the game, which I get, it can be a bit of a damper.

I'll mostly talk about himmler, because lets be honest thats what you're all here for. He had fun, after we packed up at about 5:30 (the toks missing), I pulled out my board game (Tyrants of the Underdark) and went to play a few games with friends. Himmler... sat around and chatted with us all. Someone left, himmler look his place and played the next game, 2 more guys left, and himmler was down to play a third game, at 9pm, when it'd just be me, him and izzzyzzz. So, I don't know, we might be friends. You don't spend a few hours hanging out with someone after an event and agree to there just as 3 unless you're buddies or pals. Unfortunately they close around 9pm, so we had to stop just as the third game started.

He kept joking that I was autistic, which, I guess theres some autistic stuff I do, but certainly not enough to self-diagnose, and I don't want to be autistic. Invited me that I should go to what is essentially the autism society, but King Autismal is obviously president of that society unironically and since I'm sure King hates me, I don't think that'd be fun. So I declined.

Told me to pirate "A Knight' Tale", so I've gotta do that before wednesday.

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 >>/15023/
Sounds like you're reading a bit too much into it but then you should actually freaking know if you're
> buddies or pals
Maybe that's why you're getting called autistic lol. 
But no I don't think you're actually autistic, and it's actually strange that you'd get called that at BGC since I would imagine they'd be against throwing that around.
> King Autismal is obviously president of that society
I wouldn't even bother then.
> Told me to pirate "A Knight' Tale", so I've gotta do that before wednesday.
This guy will NEVER open the torrent in his WHOLE LIFE.



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new acid :)
 >>/15024/
I mean, when they're talking about 'social reads' for BGC Sundays, I can't fully get on board. I'm pretty dogshit awful at reading people socially. Chudleigh pointed out the tell of some girl that Himmler is friends with (Chudleigh has never spoken to her outside of the game so its not a friend thing), and I just didnt see it at all until it was explained to me.

It's weird, because socially Chudleigh says some of the most retarded, tone deaf things, but he also can read expressions and stuff in a game of social deduction in a way that I, a far more experienced player, cannot.

Eh, admittedly the autism thing is kinda stuck in my mind. I'm kinda tempted to message himmler and ask about it, like, if he's serious about thinking I might have autism, but then again maybe I should just sleep and forget about it.

> additional blogpost
King Autismal wasn't here, and after I finished my games, two people @'d them on the discord and said "Wow, Chaz ran some fun games, hopefully there's more like that in the future @King Autismal", obviously directly poking fun at him saying it was imbalanced and wouldnt be fun.

Within 20 minutes the messages were deleted and the president of the society posted about being nice to people who arent here because their feelings can still be hurt. Epic level damage.

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 >>/15027/
> I'm pretty dogshit awful at reading people socially.
Just get better at it then 😎
> I should just sleep and forget about it.
Well, you definitely shouldn't try to message her at 11PM if "you think I'm actually 'tistic?????"
> Within 20 minutes the messages were deleted and the president of the society posted about being nice to people
Naurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, he will never recover.
I don't even have any new toks… It's over…




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 >>/15029/
> new boni pic
It is a pretty nice pic I'll give you that
I also have lied about not having any new toks, they're just all bad pretty much, like who the frick cares you've got a miku figurine haul from a thrift shop saya…






I woke up at 10 with 5 hours of sleep. Felt tired but like I could probablyy manage. Thought "I'll set an alarm for 25 minutes from now and lay in my bed whilst I watch this youtube video"
Now, normally I would assume I just messed up setting the alarm when stuff like this happens. This time I have actual proof that I set the alarm for the future AND that I set it correctly with the days and shit so that it SHOULD RING.
No. It did not ring. It legitimately just ignored my alarm. Assuming nobody else turned it off in which case I actually feel kinda disgusted

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 >>/15037/
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO WAY AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAA
Oh I'm laffin.
Peak, thank you President Trump, may the fourth be with with you!!!!111
 >>/15038/
Well, if I was you I would assume I have turned it off half-asleep, which happened to me like a few times in my life. Very rarely but it did.

It was buried underneath grip trainers that I would have to move if I turned it off in my sleep and I woke up tucked into my sheets like I had before I fell asleep so the evidence points towards not having done so >>/15039/

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 >>/15040/
May be, may be, I think my phone does only like a limited alarm time and if it's playing for too long it'll just turn off and maybe re-ring after a while but I think it's possible to just sleep through all of those.
You should probably check how yours does it and if it isn't being dumb if you think it might be tbh


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 >>/15042/
> get up you stupid bitch
Yea I'm sleeping through that, I am not a woman 😎
I probably still got the pillar men theme set as my alarm, though I haven't been using it for a while since I don't have to get up at regular hours (grim)







 >>/15048/
truth nuke is supposed to be used to say an unpopular opinion. you being tired because you're carrying stuff for your dad isnt an opinion, it is a fact, and it cannot be unpopular because only one person in the world has ever thought about it.










 >>/15059/
No the joke is (read only if you don't get it) that the strong force "defying" is the same as "atom-splitting" it's (for most practical purposes) the same interaction physically








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 >>/15067/
> bank holiday
thats nice. also I thought the wank holiday joke was funny but you deleted it so you do not get an additive sign two
> running on empty
I have been on my starvation grind this last week. barely eating food and just EDmaxxing (not the ED that phoebe has, the other ED) so I know the feeling



 >>/15068/
I figured out the best way to diet is to spend 9 hours at BGC. I show up, no breakfast, I get home, eat dinner, 1 meal all day, and slam a can of red bull, hoorah. Told himmler I was gonna make a chainmail shirt once I've finished my neko socks so now I've got that on the docket too for summer

 >>/15071/
> chainmail 
chainmail is honestly so fucking cool but yeah have fun with that. that's going to be a multiple year process, genuinely. assuming you dont spend 10 hours a day doing it that is. Ive heard some people say that theirs took like >8 months and they did it for 2-3 hours a day cus of the whole process with turning the metal wires, cutting them into loops, connecting the loops and all that
but youll have a sick ass shirt after

 >>/15072/
It is possible to buy small metal rings in bulk, that massively cuts down on the time commitment and would be what I do for ease, I'm not gonna forge the chains myself, I'm not blacksmith certified...

He looked really happy and surprised when I mentioned it and stuff like a coif and a gambeson and said he was surprised I knew all that. I think I've mentioned he studies like clothing design.

Anyway, the point is, I need something to do during summer, with no BGC I'll be fucking insane.
> 1000 hours of work
I'll ask chatgpt to help me, and get it done in 10 :D

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I kind of wanna make one too but I dunno if I have the patience tbh, maybe in a few years
> For a long-sleeved chainmail shirt with 8mm rings, I need about 30.000 rings. That equals 1000 hours of work. If somebody is doing this 8 hours a day, he will need 125 days. Without working on the weekend it will take that person a bit more than 6 months to finish.
 >>/15073/
> I'm not gonna forge the chains myself
thats not what I meant, I think some people buy the thin metal rods, spin it around something to create a spring-like coil and then cut the rings out by one by one
I found a chick on tiktok making her wedding dress in chainmail and she's been at it for 4 months now (2nd tok is at 3 months of progress) and she's gotten quite far so maybe it'll be faster than expected
anyways, I think you should do it, its a cool thing

 >>/15074/
The forging bit was a bit of a joke, I was mainly referring to what you've mentioned of coiling metal wire around a metal rod to make the rings, in the tok it looks like she's just bought pre-ringed rings, which I know you can do online

 >>/15075/
> in the tok it looks like she's just bought pre-ringed rings
yeah, i think she works with these kinds of things. her page is about jewelry and i saw other chhainmail things there like purses so she has experience





Neko is almost certainly the most filesize intensive board on endchan per post, but we're probably also up there in terms of storage use in general. The biggest boards have 10x our posts, but almost entirely post images.

We're lucky the mods don't care about 5 guys forcing them to spend literal tens of dollars on storage space...





 >>/15085/
England is both western europe and northern europe, the two best parts of europe, raaaaaaaah, we have the blood of vikings in our veins, and are descended from charlemagne, can other eurocels even compete?

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So I tried to upload a 200MB Sayatok, but couldn't do it without end shitting itself.
So anyway, blud think she Sadie Adler o algo.








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> An upcoming studie from Uppsala University shows that the average height for young men in Sweden is, in the modern day, 185,5 cm.
> This entails an increase of about 4 cm since an earlier study was conducted in 2012.
Hilarious how every single neko is a manlet in my country



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 >>/15087/
I think the biggest toks I've managed to upload here are in 70-80mb range, whenever I tried to upload any larger the site would just not let them through, whether it's because it takes too long for me to upload or end doesn't like it I do not know.
Not that there's any real reason for me to go above that, I try to limit my toks to 8mbps/1080p since that's my download and it's not a bad bitrate (don't tell anyone that is anal about quality though)
 >>/15097/
Good job neko!








 >>/15105/
> me when I'm on a con, it's hot, my head is splitting, my lashes are falling off, food prices are off the charts and an old grandpa wants to take a photo with me (S.O.S.)
> the audio is just "please delete me" (an euphemism to please kill me) over and over
Now you can understand everything :D































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 >>/15131/
(You), a fraud - wants to post a certain cosplay, writes #korone on his computer, waits for his endless archive to load the thumbnails and scrolls down to pick an appropriate tok
Me, a scholar - use my photogenic memory to know which exact tok I want to post, open up tikwm on the phone, roll my eyes back into my skull as I type the full tok id by memory
We are not the same

 >>/15137/
 >>/15137/
> Me, a scholar - use my photogenic memory to know which exact tok I want to post, open up tikwm on the phone, roll my eyes back into my skull as I type the full tok id by memory
AHAHHAAHAHAAH
I kneel, Neko-sama














I still havent pirated and watched A Knight's Tale, I really have to do that before BGC tomorrow or Himmler will FREAK.

!remindme 10 hours




















 >>/15171/
I dont think Ive ever heard more than 1 of their songs and I wouldnt be able to tell you which one it is. I think all of that kind of music kinda sounds the same



 >>/15173/
Ive heard about this song but I have never listened to it
I went to check "I Hate Everything About You" to see if TDG made it and yeah, thats the only one I have listened to https://youtube.com/watch?v=d8ekz_CSBVg
I used to play minecraft MineZ back in 2011 with a swedish girl and an american guy called Chris P. Bacon and he would type "I hate everything about you" to me and I would always tell him something akin to "why dont you type the rest of the lyrics, huh" once i figured out that it was from a song
idk if that counts as flirting. maybe I was a flirt machine back then. 
if I scroll far enough back in my facebook messages history, I still have that swedish girl somewhere down there, right amongst the other people i added off of minecraft like that one chick that showed me my little pony porn which made me into the Animal I Have Become









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> mid discussion about a climate case with my group on zoom
> one girl goes
> "Have you guys heard about that one guy TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR" 
wake uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup


























This is streamer's mom..
 He was hit by a sprite bottle 5 minutes ago and died due to head trauma.  His last words were "Didn't say thank you? Fuck you feeber..."




two little faggot kids vandalizing the park near me
yelled at them and told them if I see them doing it again Ill beat their asses
two swedish kids that spoke like immigrants, too. "wallah it was not mean that did it I swear"



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 >>/15216/
Dragula? Yea that's my favorite Rob Zombie song how did you know?
Your post actually made me feel like I should write some code finally. Maybe I can finally make something more than just basically rewriting the other code but making it easier for end user.




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 >>/15220/
Essentially he says all the negativity and dealing with it was stressful and ruined the enjoyment of it, but also like my brother in christ you are the source of 90% of the complaints I hear, people explicitly didn't like how YOU handled the situation.

There'll run an election to replace the position next year, which I'll be eligible for as a student... Furhaps it'll be a perfect Coup D'etat... Probably not though, I can't imagine anything less fun than having to be in charge of the wackjobs at BGC Sunday, if even the person hyper autistic about the game burnt out from the management, I, a fare weather fan, would hate it. I just want to show up, game and have fun.

Himmler, I dunno, think he was in a bad mood today but one time when I tried to talk to the group he was with her was giving me this look like he wanted me dead. I'm probably overreacting, he's got a habit of being really grumpy and negative just in general. Why am I attracted to someone that is near constantly in a foul mood, and then sometimes in a super happy mood, why have I not conquered the BPD demon inside my head that makes me like those types of people? It's over for me.

I really need to stop letting the minor drama from a society full of autistic people stick in my head, who fucking cares, I could've spent the last 15 minutes reading Harry Potter Fanfics. And I shall. FUCK YOU


Its quite insane how I live 2 hours from campus but for each and every. single. time. ive had to go to school to meet with a group of other students, I am the only one on time. People rather come late than early and even people that live 15 minutes away are routinwly late

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 >>/15221/
> he considers becoming the King Autismal
It is indeed "It's over for me."
Good blogpost, we love those.
 >>/15223/
They don't care and you don't have any other choice. I would be perfectly on time most days personally when I've been like 10 minutes away from my uni, but I'm an outlier, most people were at least 5-10 minutes early since they had to commute or late because they were classic always late students.

> we will respond within 10 working days
> it's been 10 working days
> no response

Bad morning to people that work in HR jobs. FUCK YOU.


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 >>/15225/
I would just not worry about it at this point as in basically that's like a "no"/"we don't care" response, unless it's something that they actually should respond to then it might be concerning.
 >>/15226/
Let's freaking GOOOOOOOOOO.
Armored neko socks for the final tourney in London (doxx of this neko).

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 >>/15227/
It's documents I needed to send off to get my degree application finalised, and also a request to change campus to another campus that has the same degree but is more convenient for me to reach.

It's May, so there's still like 4 months to finalise all this shit, but I'd rather have it all done and dusted as soon as possible, you know?
> final tourney in London
but neko... I am merely a peasant, they'd never let me compete in the Joust...

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 >>/15228/
> documents I needed to send off to get my degree application finalised
Probably no biggie.
> request to change campus
Yea that might be a problem, you could always call and ask or visit if they're open but it'll probably change nothing.
> there's still like 4 months to finalise all this shit
And it is the finals season (the uni final exams) so it's not really strange that they're taking a bit longer than the usual.
Maybe you should worry if they take another 10 days lol.
> they'd never let me compete in the Joust
Not with that attitude that's for sure, you just need to have a beer or 2 with the CEO of Google and I bet you can get to CFO in like 6 months if you try hard enough and have a firm handshake.

 >>/15229/
> Yea that might be a problem, you could always call
I called and the woman on the phone said "I can handle that for you right now"
I'm currently on hold whilst she speaks to someone and changes it.

It's THAT easy, #winning, #ulrichwins

 >>/15230/
> #ulrichwins
Sorry I do not know any Ulrichs or Liechtensteins, HOW did they think he was THEIR GUY when he was from the freaking Liechtenstein???? That's a GERMAN country.

 >>/15231/
It was weird, especially the bit in the tavern in paris when the frenchmen were saying "an englishman will never win on french soil" but Ulrich is pretending to be Germ?

It's pretty silly, innit, surely a single person would've tried to get him to speak German once, or noticed how he lacks a german accent, or noted how weird it is that he's good at fighting despite being from a cowardly lesser race.

A girl sat next to me at the bus stop. I say quite far from the hus stop and I have a feeling she wanted me to open on her but I had just turned on a jazz song so 7 was too busy vibing.
She has one of the most white blonde hair i have ever seen in my life. Looked like the colour was natural too. Almost scary how light it was. Face was kinda slashed tho otherwise I mightve


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 >>/15232/
I mean it wasn't the stupidest part of the movie but fr, they could've chosen some backwater english county if they wanted to go for a parody.
 >>/15233/
> this neko has women sit next to him instead of as far away from him as physically possible
Not my neko, this guy, this is an IMPOSTOR (nao falsa)
 >>/15234/
Here's the HD but I think there might be a... Well what they call it a small problem. Basically tikwm stopped returning HD links (along with any other site/api that I have checked today). Soooooo we might never get any HD toks ever again and the best quality you can get is from running yt-dlp on the video.



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 >>/15236/
I hope so because for example last susu I've got is in SD and I will literally lose it if funky or nemuru posts and I cannot get the HD 😿
 >>/15237/
Well technically, but technically there's already a board for what we're doing. Unless you want to create some new funny gimmick that'll filter all the cavers.

 >>/15238/
> but technically there's already a board for what we're doing
not one that is moderated
> new funny gimmick that'll filter all the cavers
banning them from the board 😅

 >>/15237/
I for one am in favour of giving it a try. The cavers will just use the main page they're redirected to anyway. The only issue is, what to call it?

The /neko/ board on chen? Sounds dumb. How about the wsg works are gif board :D
Old nekos remember wsg




 >>/15243/
Okay, maybe no references to canthinky or emory, however funny they would be I think it would actually make the cavers just think we're welcoming them with them.





 >>/15248/
Now that I think about it, wasn't there one time (during my lifetime) where they've sent up white and it was actually just a fakeout and they didn't choose yet?















I've got a new editor and it uses a very opinionated python guideline checker, there's a thing there that's called cyclomatic complexity of a function (yes I also thought that's a made up word) (it basically measures how many branches there are in it) and my main has it at 72. Out of maximum of 15.
Well half of my functions have above 15 too. Pretty funny.

 >>/15263/
https://x.com/DIGITALNAS/status/1920316352046231876
kanyes full song is out. thoughts?
I kinda dont like the "Bitch Im the villaaaiiiiinn" I liked it better when it was just an abrupt stop there


 >>/15265/
> Yes I am a cuck I like when people fuck on my bitch
Kanye... I could defend the hating jews, I could defend the heil hitlers, I could even defend the gaysex with your cousin, but being a cuck? it's over, deleting MBDTF from my library now.

I agree about the villain line, it works better as it cuts to silence.

The guys chanting Heil Thinkler actually goes hard as fuck.
> straight up hitler speech at the end
based schizo can make anything listenable.

I hopped in Tenshi's chat and asked if she's heard the new Kanye song, she said she had to stop listening to him after the cousins tweet. THAT was the straw that broke the camels back, the racism beforehand? She was cool with. Wife material.












@funkertron
Did you see the latest Warlockracyslop? He went fullschizo and has just started invented new Fallout games to 'play'.

The ideas he had sounds pretty interesting, I like the Legion in his 'game'.

I have invented a new gimmick to complement the eric posts.
May I present to you *drom roll*: phil posts.
when you mess up the syllables in a parody, thats an epic phil

also now that i have your attention, was the compendium of eric posts of 2024 supposed to come out 5 months ago? Im starting to feel like there is no such book of eric posts saved


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 >>/15279/
I have not, I should watch it though I just wasn't watching much youtube recently. Well at least not online.
 >>/15280/
> Im starting to feel like there is no such book of eric posts saved
That would be a lie and the neko that's responsible for book of eric posts would never lie right?






 >>/15284/
I was below average even before this new statistical revelation but you are now manlet in my country meaning that you just got pwned
I was born pwned, not much changed. you just got DUNKED ON, yeah yeah yeah you just got DUNKED ON. YEAH YEAH YOU WAS STANDING IN THE WAY SO I JUMPED UP IN THEIR AIR AND I SLAMMED IT ON YOUR FACE!!!! https://youtube.com/watch?v=571BuZeeQjE









its live
nekochen.net/negrosonly
for my nekkos sorry my dyslexia was flaring up when i made the board name and i dunno how to change it


okay stop fucking around I am making a chen board RIGHT NOW and I need a name, give me the wretched name or I'll call it fucking /factorio/











 >>/15307/
There's a possibility you need to have posted at least twice on an IP to create a board/account.
I know that's the limit for thread creation last time when I've compiled it.




passed out for half an hour as I was watching a video about new york jews
think that was an anti-semitic god telling me to stay awy
all my nekkas zogbots nekka heil israel



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 >>/15279/
> gave his own game 6/10
Peak.
I think I'd have to rewatch the video honestly, it was pretty dense and kinda disjointed since I'm guessing he didn't have it perfectly fleshed out. But I like his ideas too.
> there's no funky
> I cannot get in HD
IM GONNA SCREEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
Also that _ytdlp is a work in progress, if anyone has better idea on how to mark those I'm down, though I might just call them original name and rename the ones that I'm downloading from tikwm to _sd since that's what they are now.




> erm sorry we need a picture where all 4 corners of the certificate are visible
They've accepted my degree and college level results without proof, but they're demanding to see high school level qualifications from nearly 10 years ago. I don't fucking know where they are, so I sent them a picture I took of them from 5 years ago, which clearly shows all the results, but since the full certificate isnt visible (all the text is, they just cant see the bottom half which is empty) they're not accepting it.

I am seething. I'll have to try and find them, but failing that I'll have no choice but to pay an absurd amount of money to get new certificates printed and shipped to me.

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 >>/15321/
Didn't you go to school locally? Don't they just give out the certificates for nominal fee of getting it from the archive and copying or something?
Also well, you kinda gotta keep those even if it's retarded, I'm sure I've got them somewhere on the shelf with all the rest of my even primary school stuff. Especially since you might be talking about ACT (or whatever the equivalent is) results which are used for college admissions no matter how old you are.





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Adding ,,tok unrelated'' to all my postings in order to spare the nekos from the stress of having to invent some sort of connection between the text and the attached files.
Tok related.




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nekos be like: NOOOO ALL MY TOKS ARE IN SD
hah, not mine. boni is holding off from posting until it gets fixed 😎 she somehow also managed to preëmpt that this would happen by 2 weeks 🤯

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 >>/15331/
Hah, my fu, nemuru, has your fu beat by a month almost 😎 She knew it was gonna be an issue and knew I couldn't stomach it if she did upload and I had only access to SD.
I can only imagine how vindicated would AP (Abbles Poster) be if he was amongus, his fu predicted this turn of events years ahead of time.

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This is your chance to finally embrace Yappy, Russia's TikTok clone. All our yaps are in HD 😎
Hurry up, there's a very limited amount of fus left to claim and (You) don't want to miss this chance!








> Any dudes in chat?
> *laughs to himself as he catches how stupid of a question that was* I know what site I'm on, I dont need to ask that...
This is, like, funny? because it's true? But its definitely not worth the fucking onslaught of +2s that he got in chat














 >>/15352/
In the time since I posted this, I have chained together 5 rings. 5 rings in 20 minutes... I bought 2000....

The guy in the tutorial had a metal rod and a vyse to keep the baseline of rings locked in place, and his rings were about 3x the size of mine. I am spending a shit ton of time fiddling and trying to keep things together. I will make something with them though.







 >>/15361/
Last blogpost update about this for tonight, about 35 minutes after this I have added enough length that I can fit the chain around my entire wrist, so 1hr 30ish to do that, not bad. I was much much faster in the last half, figured out a better way to do things, sped things up a lot.

Still gotta add like 3 extra lines to fill it out, but I dunno, could be a nice bracelet maybe? Its mostly just practice with doing the links since this is too small for real chainmail

for the chain the length of your wrist's circumference, how many rows is it? one?
dont forget to make it a bit wider than your wrist before you close it cus you need to fit your hand through the opening





didnt you talk about chainmail with her? just say "I bought rings that were too small for what I had planned but you can have this since you made me realize I wanted to do this as a hobby"
 >>/15367/
> GIRL

 >>/15368/
> her
somebody sent this neko to the reeducation camps

That line actually sounds pretty good. I plan on taking my kit in on for sunday and working on it before BGC starts because I always arrive early, I'll bring it up to him and show him what I've got so far once I do, and then I'm sure he'll find it kinda cool

> That line sounds pretty good
They doubt my rizz, yet I am the only neko that has had shrex... hmm, curious... peculiar even...
do NOT show the in progress work if you want to have spex with himmler. That will just make you look a) SLOW and b) NOOB. Only finished progress for pussy (male) (female)

/biz/ idea: make a giant chain and say "haha yeah I measured the size of my peanus weanus for the length"

shrivixhaving neko, would this be rizz?



 >>/15370/
show in progress work: makes you look cool and like you're working on projects, makes it more casual

give him a finnished bracelet: makes you look like a freaking stalker who is obsessed with him (I am not, ignore the fact that I kissed him in a dream)


proof: women dont want work in progress men, thats why they only get with the nerd once he is successful and a finished man with a good job


I am once again listening to the new Kanye track, it is so fricking good. I CAN'T LISTEN TO THIS IN PUBLIC.

NEKKA HEIL THINKLER

 >>/15378/
ive sang this to myself multiple times today
insane how you just need one catchy song to have millions of people saying heil hitler without even thinking twice about it









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Top 5 🥇🥇🥇 trends 🤩🤩🤩 we're bringing back 🔙🔙🔙 with this grim 🥶🥶🥶 SD era 🧞‍♂️🧞‍♂️🧞‍♂️:
> Danganronpa gang signs 🤟🤙👆
> 2 phut hon 🏺🐱‍👤🏺
> Ahegao 👁‍🗨👄👁‍🗨
> Megan Thee Stallion 🎤🐵🎶
> Otaku dance challenge 👯‍♂️🗾👯‍♀️
What's the 🤔🤔🤔 consensus? Need it 🥰🥰🥰 or keep it 🌝🌝🌝?






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 >>/15393/
I know the tok, I will never remember any megan thee stallion lyrics. I just won't and no matter what you do it just won't happen, I refuse to mentally. Like you can probably ask the same question tomorrow but differently worded and I'd be about the same amount of confused.







 >>/15400/
would be kinda neato burrito assuming all hehimmlers looked like abbles, but they don't, most are just incredibly mid girls who want to put in 0 effort to their appearance, which itself is fine, but cope by calling themselves trainstrenders






Hey Siri, type this message for me. Sorry, I am unable to type right now as I am gooning to Nora's fat bubble butt on my HD Monitor.



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There is something energising about spending time outside with real people playing real board games. Humans were made to socialise, not sit inside with the curtains closed watching twitch.tv/tenshi





 >>/15413/
If you scroll back up, the original norapost was saying imagine if this was a hehimmler, so by you being so dedicated to 'nora's fat ass' you are actually saying you love hehimmler ass therefore you are a gay nekka



 >>/15417/
if you say anything else then you are willfully misgendering her and I will screenshot your posts and send them to her via her business email so that she will feel disdain towards you. Choose your next words carefully, chud.

ANY beautiful woman and/or transgender individual or non-binary identifying person or transspecies that gets posted here. I WILL get you in trouble.
> B*SED word
Oh you chuds piss me the FRICK OFFFFF

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 >>/15418/
nora or shrivix?
because shrivix's pronouns are he/she/they, the HE is first, so I can say that I love HIS big fat TITS. and I am simply being based and accepting of HIS gender.

nora?
who cares she's skid and mid, take away the makeup, photoshop, anglefrauding and skeletonmaxxing and she looks like every other femoid on the planet.
















 >>/15435/
just look up a guide like persona 4.

El Presidente of BGC told me on wednesday "DON'T USE A GUIDE FOR PERSONA GAMES"
like, ooookay buddy, like I'm not gonna maximise the content I see from a fucking 100 hour game.





 >>/15439/
maybe you should just play the resident evil games people actually like, such as the one with sexooo vampire girls. PLEASE STREAM SEXOOO VAMPIRE GIRL GAME NOW.

 >>/15441/
I wanna play them all in order also I dont know which one has the vampire girls
I uninstalled league today and will have it gone for at least half a year cus I had the worst streak of demons at 4-6 am so maybe just maybe I will have motivation to play other games now (I played a chess match and won)


 >>/15443/
I play like 1 game a day, I burn out very fast with that game cus it actually takes way too much mental energy cus I am so smart and think so much
if I get into a chess grinding mood I can stream some of it tho



So, here's the plan

> King of BGC Sunday will be open for an election at the start of next year on account of Autismal having a mental breakdown and resigning
> I run for it, and win, because I am charizzma maxxing
> I then use that as a platform to run for El Presidente at the end of the year as the current Presidente will graduate next year so top spot will be open with 0 competition
> I, as dictator of BGC AND Neko, usher in a golden age
> use my political top seat to fuck cute girls for the final 2 years as girls love guys who are Presidente of Board Game Club

Machiavellian schemes, some would say.


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Bad news: I was kind of busy in the morning and didn't make a good morning post for you nekos.
Good news: HD toks are back and you can get them RIGHT NOW through tikwm.
Worst news: there's one (1) funky tok that will forever be SD now because of that.
Also good morning to all the nekos even though it's not morning anymore.


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 >>/15450/
Yea, she nuked it :(
It's not a bad tok either, I think it was fine. Oh well. I'm just glad the toks are in HD again and we didn't miss much.
I think out of the fus that are posted by the nekos we didn't lose anything (except for that 1 funky tok) so it's not the worst. Although maybe our variety poster could've lost some, I don't have all of his fus.


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Top 5 🥇🥇🥇 trends 🤩🤩🤩 we're bringing back 🔙🔙🔙 with this marvelous 🌞🌞🌞 HD era 🦒🦒🦒:
> bbno$ 🎤👦🎶
> Shit nobody cares about tierlists 🎂🥳🎈
> Tung tung tung tung sahur 🏏👀🧠
> KING CHINA 🕺🤠🕺
> Every fu on my fyp having a 50% chance of being a peddler 🔮🧷🎭
What's the 🤔🤔🤔 consensus? Need it 🥰🥰🥰 or keep it 🌝🌝🌝?


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 >>/15452/
> boni has orchestrated it all just so I lose 1 funky tok (in hd)
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
 >>/15453/
> Every fu on my fyp having a 50% chance of being a peddler
This has to be the worst trend of all the trends (if true)


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 >>/15456/
Too much work for a gimmick that would only ruin the tok, sorry. Maybe after I fix my script, and the other script. So basically maybe in 2 months. Then I'll remember it and respond to your post for sure.










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 >>/15465/
I agree with this neko, if they're adult it's just a hoefu or however you want to call them but at least they're not selling the worst stuff.
Anyway I just ate lunch, how about you nekos, did you do your workout today yet?

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been watching monogatari videos on youtube for a while today
that series is so fucking soul, cant wait to rewatch it in a year when I kinda half understand what theyre saying



Another BGC Session where I'm gonna obsess over something he said to me for days. "You always talk in one tone, so it's tricky to figure out what you mean by what you say."

I mean, yeah, I do. But fucking hell people don't say this, this is like an uncomfortable truth.

I will not message him about it I will not message him about it I'm not gonna let him know I'm still thinking about something he said two hours ago ahhh.


 >>/15472/
He's noticing shit about my manner of speaking, not just listening to my words and processing them, but actively paying attention to how I act and remembering that. AND chose to come back to BGC and sit with me and some guys whilst we played games after the session ended.

I am not gonna promote myself in my head but he enjoys spending time around me, this is awful.


 >>/15474/
I don't fully know but I need something to feel awful over, surely you understand this in years of knowing me. Life is so good right now that I'm feeling bad over the fact that someone possibly considers me a friend and is noticing the socially bad things I do. Bad as in bad at expressing myself, not negative interactions.


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Sorry I don't have any cool blogposts guys, in a way my life is like a video game.
 >>/15453/
forgot to say this earlier
+2
very good post, makes you remember how dogshit bad modern tiktok trends are.


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 >>/15478/
Oh no, the way he said it was like he can tell when I'm joking, but it takes a bit of figuring out. I should appreciate that he actually knows me well enough to see through the sarcastic barrier I put up because I've been too hurt by love in the past that I can never let anyneko get close.
> Crow voice
Some of my friends do the crow voice ON ME when they're making fun of me for liking Morrowind ;___;

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 >>/15476/
you better give it to himmler as a gift when you're done with it and "showing" it to him
also you have to show us as well because we are equally as hot and fuckable as himmler is so you dont want to end up in our bad graces
 >>/15479/
> the sarcastic barrier I put up because I've been too hurt by love in the past that I can never let anyneko get close.
I wonder if this is a canonical koneko trait

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 >>/15480/
Of course I'm going to give it to him, I just need to plan out the perfect way of saying it so it doesn't look like I'm giving a creepy romantic gift to him.

I'll, of course, show it to the geckos when I'm done
> canonical koneko trait
Most likely, we're all some kind of mentally ill here.

 >>/15481/
> oh shit I made it slightly too thin for my wrists haha 😅
could go great but could also go horribly. high risk high reward
I still think the "I made this for you since you made me realize I want to have this as a hobby, thanks" route works decently. low risk mid reward



 >>/15484/
yeah im dumb shes a lesbian, I thought I had found the one, we were good as married in my mind but married in my mind's no gooooooood ooooooh pink triangle on her sleeve let me know, let me knooooooow the truth




chain update: finished the final length of one, completed about half of the next chain, plan to attach the two, hopefully might look cute. Might even be finished tomorrow if I keep up this WR pace.

found out my mom has been using my favourite cutlery to mix up dog food with the argument that "they get washed in the dishwasher"
I asked her why she doesnt just use the ones she likes the most if thats the case and she was just like "eww no"
yeah






 >>/15495/
Hanging with my cousin, reading dirty magazines
We seen two niggas kissin', we ain't know what that shit mean
Then we start re-enacting everything that we had seen
That's when I gave my cousin head, gave my cousin head
Gave my cousin head, I gave my cousin head
I gave my cousin head






 >>/15501/
havent had 'scream in a month or so now and dont feel like starting
im going into my anti-sugar phase now that I have been through my rebound list of honeys since losing my beloved polish miod



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 >>/15504/
Good morning neko :D
I'm glad you're feeling good.
 >>/15500/
You can always just eat with your fingers :D That way you will never have that problem again 😎

I've got something probably from just going to church, my throat hurts but thankfully not too badly so the optimistic take is that it's gonna get better till tomorrow.
The pessimistic take is that it'll get much worse and I won't be able to talk tomorrow, which is not impossible.
> Incase you wanna duet #rem #remcosplay #ramrezero #rezero #rezerocosplay #anime #animecosplay #cosplayer #remandramcosplay #remandram #contacts #remrem #kawaii #rezerorem #remrem #cutecosplay #ardawigs #adorable #kawaiirem
ITS MY CHANCE!!!

next door neighbour's dog has been outside and barking for over an hour straight

why even fucking buy a dog if you'll just lock it outside where it's unhappy








 >>/15507/
ive listened to this song so much I have gotten tired of it, which is rare because it requires me to overlisten something pra caralho
me diga então... como vai ser, eu sem vocêêêêêê


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 >>/15515/
> Is it that good?
no but it is a ruthless ear worm. it will get stuck in your head and make you listen to it again
I didnt even know it was being used in tiktoks until the one posted earlier
> the tok caption
phil tok. how can you just write the lyrics without looking them up? she just miswrote them like a dumbass but also 99% of her views are other tiktok girls who havent listened to the song to begin with aside from tiktok audio clips so they dont know the lyrics either
phil world


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 >>/15516/
> I didnt even know it was being used in tiktoks until the one posted earlier
I think I saw it before but I dunno if I'd be able to find it now.
It wasn't on any of the fus that I actually watch every tok of.
 >>/15517/
She's polish, that's probably why. Whether she actually knows english or not is a mystery (probably not as well as any of us do since she's not a 30 yo neet).

 >>/15518/
> 30 neet
Someone yesterday, you wouldn't know him I havent given him a BGC Blogpost Nickname because he's not a main character, said he thought I was 28...

I am not even close to 28 and most people have said they figured I was like 20...




 >>/15522/
Never tried it, but I did eat it with my fingers. I do generally eat a lot with my fingers, well I wash my hands before and after but y'know.
I never tried eating spaghetti with a sauce with fingers, that's a bit too messy, but in general I use spoons or fingers and forks are kinda just there for me.
Not attaching so noone will know my identity mua~ha~ha~ha 😈










 >>/15531/
yeah but you said "miss this era" meaning that we are no longer in that era which means it HAS to be /ttg/core cus we are CURRENTLY in the /neko/core era which means basically I won and you lose





 >>/15536/
remember that ttgfu that did tiktok dances with her tits out and then started pretending she was a boy and stuffing dildos into her pants before recording her toks? this girl kinda looks like that girl










you had been posting about reki and clover for a long long time before oilyandy ever showed up cus I remember saying that clover looks like that one afghan boy at the football game video for at least a year before I ever saw oily andy
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pMgi3XxShbk
I still think this is what clover looks like

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yeah sorry I am NOT reading your replies, Nora is shaking her fat ass on my screen again
 >>/15548/
why is his immediate reaction to lift his shirt and start badly belly dancing?
it's so fucking funny

clover does NOT look like this golem



another W for the bonaldão clan
we have been preaching this for years and finally we got reconcilliation for our truths
quints coming up in 3 posts, hope its a









listen to the tok audio holy fuck he is calling "sam"poster out cus only good little kittens can get the sextuple 5s hoooooly fuck i cant handle this my oats are quaking

@sam poster

Don't listen to the alley cats, I think you're a cool guy and your husbando is great, please keep posting more sam toks on neko :D

Sorry if this is a hot topic, not looking to stir trouble just curious:

Why did you guys leave nekochen? the admin seems active and still updating the github



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 >>/15563/
Sectarian differences, basically we think anons from sturdy are cancerous and do not want to assimilate, they just want to have sturdy 2.0 or sturdy backup edition on the 'chen.
So you've got the choice of else preserving the culture of the board or letting it get flooded by people that don't care about it. 
I don't even care for new cats as long as they lurk a bit and try to post in a way that conforms to the culture, but coming in and trying your hardest to stretch the definition of the rules because they're not upheld somewhere else or you err on the side of caution is not it. On a slow board you need only 1-2 bad actors with enough will.
 >>/15565/
It has to get better eventually.

Good morning to all the nekos, hopefully even to ones that have bad sleep schedule :D

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Holy fuck, has he done it? A 9 am wake AND I am not feeling too tired. A bigly 7 hours of sleep. Mi idolo...
 >>/15563/
He basically didnt touch the site for over a year nor post it on it himself until sturdy went down because he figured that he might get them to stay. This ultimately culminated in him pandering to them and their skirting of the rules in order to trying to get them to stay, at the expense of the people already on the site

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 >>/15567/
> A 9 am wake
Has he done it? Has he finally fixed his sleeping schedule? Find out… Next timeeeeee…

Now that madoka has posted again and susu came back can I get ruru back? Maybe some cute funky toks? Is that so much to ask for?







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one of my stocks might be down 20% (340 euro) since I bought it but today I got about 7 euro worth of dividends, lets gooo we are making it out of the rat race with this one


 >>/15576/
You wish you could get 7 euro worth of dividends that you can buy a pizzer with. Might buy half a pizzer with mine (Pidzers here cost 18 euro + mandatory 80% tip to the delivery driver (they are poor and immigrants so they need it))


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 >>/15577/
Last week I had a personal pizzer whilst waiting for the bus, since my parents were taking our dog to the vet so there wasn't any dinner at home, it was nice. There's a pizzer place right next to my bus stop on the way home from work (DO NOT USE THIS INFORMATION TO DOXX ME).

Was alright. No complaints. Much cheaper than your eurohole too.
 >>/15578/
he killed off DEI... and DEI stands for Dmaking Elots Imoney...


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 >>/15578/
The stock is a company that deals with the housing market (basically a brokerage/real estate firm for renting apartments, think Zillo if you know about that american company but for renting) so they shouldnt be affected by tariffs (given no exports) but  I have no clue why they are dropping so hard, there have been no bad news since I bought it
It just dropped like 20% the day after I bought and then slowly made it back to my start value (and then dropped like 20% the day after that again)
I am being targeted


 >>/15580/
Sorry I wasted my free chatgpt coins for some stupid stuff and cannot do that today unless I make a second account or something but that's probably way too hard.
Wonder if there's maybe deepseek or something that could take file input without those stringent limits, probably not though since it would be abused.


 >>/15583/
running openAI's Whisper locally is what I did in the start with boniyaptoks but she speaks way more clearly that I can understand what shes saying now compared to maeve
also boni sometimes puts CCs on her videos which help



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Sorry I had to go for a minute.
 >>/15581/
The markets are retarded right now but I think if everything doesn't go tits up you'll recover in the long run. Hopefully. Or there's another global financial crash.
 >>/15585/
Maybe I should do that too but I'm just always lazy with setting up stuff. On the other hand I don't really need it unless SOMENEKO asks for no freaking reason.


THE DOG IS OUTSIDE YAPPING AGAIN ITS BEEN 15 FUCKING MINUTES. IF YOUR DOG IS BARKING FOR MORE MINUTES THAN MY 'FU HAS YEARS OF AGE, YOU ARE IN THE WRONG.


 >>/15591/
I would genuinely rather waste 1-2hrs setting up some bullshit FOSS than have AI built into my system. I'm not even joking.
 >>/15580/
Eu quero falar com todos os futuros cientistas de plantão que me seguem. Façam que o sedentarismo seja saudável. Falei. Falei, eu odeio fazer exercício físico. Não consigo. Nossa, meu Deus, eu odeio fazer exercício físico. Mudei alguma coisa. Eu vou assinar uma petição. Eu vou criar uma petição. Todo mundo assina. Todo mundo assina pro governo fazer alguma coisa. Chega, gente. Que saco, não pode comer miojo, não pode dormir mal. Ah, vai se fuder. A gente devoluiu pra quê, então? Não sei. Eu não gosto disso. Eu não gosto. Só isso que eu tenho pra dizer.
E a coisa que mais me irrita é esse negócio do sono. Por que eu não posso ter o sono desregulado? Por que isso tem que seqüelar meu cérebro? Ah, me poupe! Eu quero ter o meu tempo, meu tempo! Meu tempo, minhas regras! Mas não, tem que dar problema na cabeça. Tem que deixar você todo bocó das ideias. Porque você não dormiu bem. Porque você não dorme bem há 7 anos. Ah, me poupe! E daí não tem como você recuperar esse sono? Ah, me poupe! Não é assim que funciona. Não é assim que funciona, tá? Melhore, ser humano. Melhorem todos vocês. Todos vocês como pessoas, melhorem.
Just for you neko.




 >>/15595/
cus winchads just pip install it and then run the command in the command prompt whilst lincucks have to do like 5 billion years of getting on their knees and licking boots to run the code ONCE












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Tikwm is returning SDs again instead of HDs it's SO OVER.
 >>/15607/
Uhhhhhh don't read my post ahahaha don't worry here let me spoiler it up for you so you don't have to :D

the ONE time i try to take a cheeky nap in my chat whilst watching youtube videos is the one time I get a phone call
the first phone call I get in over a month
yeah. like Im supposed to believe that this stuff happens "coincidentally". totally.



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 >>/15610/
I think it's over this time, like actually over. Last time I was looking for info on reverse engineering the api (like 6 days ago?) I think I stumbled on the github account of the tikwm guy in yt-dlp. Well it might be him or it might not be him but here's the link: https://github.com/yt-dlp/yt-dlp/issues/4138
And I'll attach relevant snippet.
Basically I think that's it.
Also his last post coincides with when the tikwm started working again and when it stopped working I think, though I am obviously not sure on the exact time, so if it's someone larping it's a good larp.
 >>/15611/
I hope at least you get some comfortable rest neko.



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> Keir Starmer has defended his plans to curb net migration after an angry backlash from MPs, businesses and industry to a speech in which he said the UK risked becoming an “island of strangers” without tough new policies.

> The rhetoric was likened by some critics to the language of Enoch Powell, and the prime minister was accused of pandering to the populist right by insisting he intended to “take back control of our borders” and end a “squalid chapter” of rising inward migration.

uhh labour bros...did we elect bong hitler?

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 >>/15615/
> bong hitler
Isn't there some better nickname you can give him? Like Trump has Orange Hitler, Bong Hitler just doesn't hit as well.
Also I have barely understood what the newsman wrote, I have no idea who Enoch Powell is and wtf is a "squalid chapter" of rising inward migration, I think they mean immigration but who says inward migration in that context.

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 >>/15616/
tbh he does kinda have a nazi sounding name already

Enoch Powell was a tory politician who made a speech in the 60s warning about immigration in apocalyptic terms - known as the 'Rivers of Blood' speech. He is seen as a kind of racist boogieman - think a more grounded version of comparing politicians to Hitler

And yeah this is foreign immigration. I assume 'inward migration' is a Guardian style guide way of avoiding stigmatising language

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 >>/15617/
Holy, that's a really cool tok.
> a Guardian style guide way of avoiding stigmatising language
Sounds dumb af but I can believe that. Even though imo there's literally nothing charged about terms immigration and emigration (on their own with no adjectives)






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 >>/15623/
Well I can tell you it doesn't point to any ID that's available now because that's what I checked first. I don't think I have seen that fu before but I've seen a girl that did some good editing before, I just wouldn't be able to recall her name and I'm pretty sure I don't have her scraped.



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> my cousin whom I am stil not sure if she is going to transition or not just uploaded an instagram story telling the world she put in a spiral
kinda gross revelation desu


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 >>/15626/
Well, what did you manage to grind so far neko? Hopefully you're locked in right? Right?
 >>/15627/
Thanks for sharing :D I have looked up contraceptive methods to see how it looks because I never did and there's some graphics there that make my noggin very confused. For example a graphic that claims that after sterilization (the snippy one) there's still up to 0.5% chance for a woman to get pregnant within 1 year of regular intercourses…

I might be genuinely losing it, thanks for listening.

> waiting 15 min for bus
> go to nearby petrol station for a snack and copy of the daily mail
> guy buying his petrol says "ill pay for that mate"
> asks for a receipt too
Was it like a tax thing or did I just get groomed? Any financenekos able to help explain??

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 >>/15629/
> Well, what did you manage to grind so far neko?
uuuuuuh
i'll do my kanji eventually... yeah... any day now
 >>/15630/
he was just being nice. he saw that you were clearly a starving young oliver twist with no meat on his bones and wanted to pay the gift forward from the time back in the late 70's when a proper geezer did that to him, allowing him to survive one more day and turn that gift into a financial powerhouse (you just met Simon Reuben)

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 >>/15630/
> handsomeneko getting the handsome silent handshake
I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY BEAR HANDS
 >>/15631/
> i'll do my kanji eventually... yeah... any day now
Yea I'm procrastinating fixing the script with the HD/SD situation since it's kind of broke. Well not exactly broke but I should really really get some of the features going because if I have to manually delete/add toks whenever hd availability changes it's gonna suck so badly.












in japanese, the word for serious/seriousness is 本気 which is pronounced Honky and i cant take that word serious at all
"I am honky" XDDDDDDDDDDDDD


 >>/15645/
some good but none of them will be missed
where im from, we only care about wow machinimas
I dont know why you're rolling a priest
Shadow damage cant manage to top me




THEY DONT UNDERSTAND THE THINGS I SAY ON TWITTER

I can't get this fucking song out of my head, I'm singing it constantly in my head.







 >>/15654/
The driver in the front car fell asleep because there were no explosions, while the one in the back car cannot sleep since there's explosions in front of him.
Your neighborhood street wack neko.






 >>/15661/
> someone needs to repost all of the old pre-invasion chen era gems
maybe when I've got my week and a half off work at the end of the month I'll take the time to finally archive (manually) 'chen posts that are worthy of being in the eric book of phil posts.

 >>/15662/
> I can go and see the old bonbi threads :D
Dunno about that, I was only checking out the /ttg/ threads last time and I don't feel like there's anything worthwhile there to read tbh.
There's a bunch of deleted posts and most of it makes little sense anyway


 >>/15665/
'member when nekomin said you could make a new board, and I tried for like 30 minutes, wrote that it was broken and then he replied and never fixed it?

he was a good friend







I just spent 20 minutes looking at old 2chen threads. I can now admit it is just nostalgia, those threads were fucking garbage.

If I go back and look at old 'chen threads, I'm laughing often, the posts are almost all good, it's a good community. Even back on .moe the community was too big and full of weirdos.

 >>/15673/
> those threads were fucking garbage
I told you they were bad, pretty much the same thing goes for the old /ttg/ threads on /wsg/. Unless you literally know who posted who and ignore all the retards over half of it is incomprehensible garbage.
It is what it is, at least neko was good while it lasted.




also what was that googling gary business yesterday about why we left neko
do you guys think that was femMin doing market research?

 >>/15676/
its like how disney star wars isnt star wars but is called star wars, /neko/ is just a hollow shell, without the based cavies posting here, we lack sovl...
 >>/15677/
always have been. FUCK YOU.
 >>/15678/
who the frick is femMin? are you talking about the individual who way back on 2chen he was a SheMin?

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 >>/15678/
I thought it was nekomin, or one of the nekos that's not often here, or just one of the random guys from the cave that knows that we're here, pretty sure some of them know they just don't care to bother us (since it's obvious it'll be a ban on sight)
Anyway it didn't hurt to answer I guess.
 >>/15679/
> without the based cavies posting here, we lack sovl...
Damn, I feel so nostalgic about cowering in a binned thread because there were 20 posters from another site just shitting up the threads. What a great time that was… Wish those times came back…
Anyways, maybe I should actually archive the 'chen threads too, it's not like it's gonna hurt me and it might come in handy in the future.

 >>/15678/
It certainly wasn't actually googling gary, who is like 95% probably just Acid's BF, right? if that really is the case, omg... sam... hi...

the question about leaving neko, I don't believe it's nekomin either, he obviously understands why we left and if he cared about that he would've asked much earlier, we've been here for 11 months now after all.

I agree with  >>/15680/ its some random cavie who is just curious, maybe randomly remembered that nekochen exists and so does /neko/ and asked.




In The Mood For Love (2000) on saturday
more Wong Kar Wai kino from Hong Kong
> saturday eurovision
FUCK
ok I will watch this movie on some other day cus I really wanna watch it and I might (just might) announce when I do so ahead of time.

thank you for streaming but isnt this saturday eurovision?

oh i guess there's time before eurovision, it starts at 9pm GMT, and you usually stream a movie at 7pm GMT.


actually apparently In the mood for love is the 2nd movie out of 3
ill have to watch the other 2 in quick pre- / succession
if i wake up early and do my cards, I might do that (i wont do my cards at a normal time (fuck my baka life))









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just checked with the judges (i paid the finest music teacher I could find on fiverr €45,99 + VAT) and they confirmed basically everything said in  >>/15692/ and also told me that I am really handsome
and wow they just told me that Hanekawa is fucking mid???? completely unprompted? I hadnt even mentioned Monogatari but I agree

fricking neck pain for 3 days, i hate getting old, its just constant pain. Can't sleep on my front, can't sleep on my side, can't even sleep on my back properly now.


 >>/15699/
I slept terribly on account of the neck pain, and now I'm tired enough to try and go back to sleep, the fucking dog next door has begun his daily routine of barking constantly.




















> TobiasRieper4
: Cheer 100
100
After being cheated on in a 3 year relationship , It was like I fell into depression. i played 18 hours league yesterday 
> also donating, gifting and dropping bits on tenshi the day after being cheated on
DONT forget that he was doing this in the middle of his relationship as well. this isnt new behaviour from him. I wouldve cheated on him as well



> swift subscriber
phil terminology
> what if
i would be saying forsen memes to her 24/7 and we would be cuddled up watching babaG




she doesn't have a stream delay, theoretically an EU West neko could stream sniper her and throw games to be le epic troll...


 >>/15726/
she looks iranian
 >>/15727/
> eu west neko stream snipe her
you know how expensive an account as low mmr as hers is? you literally cannot bot an account that low because you either get banned for being too blatant with griefing or your bot will end up winning cus the enemies are just that bad










> I like yone but I think I am too bad to play him (implying she would play him if she was better or thought she was allowed to despite being bad)
> I like Cho'Gath more (implying she wont play yone even if she is better at him)
mhm I love people that sour grapes themselves out of fear of discomfort

*turns around to silence an enemy that has already used his movement spells and they're on CD*
*dies because she had to turn around and didn't just keep running*
zased, absolutely zased.
 >>/15739/
It's cope, she can't think these things and also say she's happy in iron








 >>/15746/
in brazil, food is still alive and tries to jump out of your mouth
its the leading cause of death, food jumping out and people starving or food jumping the wrong way from being confused and choking on it




you can tell all of her mods are women or pedophiles wanting to get close to women because nobody reads all of the messages that have been in chat so far and then reacts with "EXCUSE ME WHAT" to "is it okay to do meth when you are old"
only someone trying to be or that is a woman would react like this
























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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SHE THE DEVIL, SHE A BAD LITTLE BITCH SHE A REBEL.
> the neighbour's dog has begun his 1 hour long yap tok
I fucking hate little dogs and the lesbian couple that buys them FUCK YOU LESBIANS.
 >>/15775/
I freaking love this tiktok audio, it's a shame she didn't leave it going for the full song.

also, omg cute germ

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> FUCK YOU LESBIANS
You wish horndog…
 >>/15776/
How in the flip do I have this tok in better quality than you buddy? Explain that?
> love this tiktok audio
It's responsible for all those piercings on the lips DIRECTLY, I HATE IT.


 >>/15777/
I have no idea, I downloaded the tok before tikwm's issues started, so it being low quality makes no sense to me, and yet... no maeve tok can be low quality :)

Thanks for the higher resolution nerd, I've just saved it without asking for permission.
 >>/15778/
he speaks russian now???

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 >>/15779/
> I've just saved it without asking for permission.
I've given you my permission retroactively so now you're the one getting PUNKED (gotya)
I could upload all of my maeve toks somewhere if you want me to, she does seem to have yaptokmaxxed or something because her mirtilo account is 12gb (and like 500 toks) on my drive, even counting only the unconverted toks it's like 10 I think, which with my upload will take an eternity.


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learned a fun fact yesterday
Mayoi, as in Mayoi Hachikuji from Monogatari, her name comes from the verb Mayou, 迷う, meaning to get lost HAHAH its so funny that these kinds of things can be hiding in plain sight for the baka gaijin but the japs who know must be slapping their knees laughing their asses off









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 >>/15790/
I would never. Like I could archive funky streams but I don't even feel like watching them and I never will.
I guess at least you're learning a language there.
This tok is so peak. It makes me smile every time.





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> saw a random thread on the 4chan front page about a chatgpt prompt to make it become incredibly analytical, based and objective. (picrel 1) and then asked it the most important question I could think about and check the answer @phoeberton important look fast (picrel 2)
Crab bros.... we fucking won



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 >>/15798/
You are just mad because AI is the future AND that it has better taste than all of you suckers.
Peace out, losers. I am going to go have hot passionate sex with my drivergahara wife (best girl of all arcs as proven by science.)

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 >>/15799/
> AI is the future
You know what? It's probably true. 
It can get so much worse and it's already pretty dystopian and bad.
Well, at least I got some code out of it that's actually useful and I probably would have spent much more time writing myself.








7 months into employment and I've had my first bit of on the job training. Bossman told me he forgot I'd never received any.

I can't take it anymore

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 >>/15808/
Hahaha, reminds me of my training in KFC, I came in at tail end of summer when there was still a lot of people in the joint daily. Basically I've got rudimentary practical training and by the time I've got official training that's "according to the standards" I was like at least 3 months into the job.





good morning and new thread :D

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