/neko/ - neko

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 >>/15814/
NEW THREAD!!!!!

Good morning to the nekos :D
No new toks really so I'll post the new ryo but since you have made the thread ryo I'll also post first funky.
Oh yea I was gonna blogpost, remember when I've said on like monday or tuesday that I'm kinda sick? Well it was mostly uneventful but it is still annoying me till today, thankfully it didn't get much worse and I think I'm in the stage of just getting rid of the last holdouts but I slept for 12 hours today/yesterday lol.

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 >>/15816/
get well soon funkertron, as neko's resident biologist, I can tell you that more slepeing = more healing, it's as simple as that. Illnesses can't spread whilst you sick, that was patched in years ago.

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 >>/15817/
> that was patched in years ago
I wish, I think it was last year when I caught something so bad I spent ~20/24h in bed. I hate being old…

since nobody replied to me I assume everyone else agrees that Ed is the best bebop character :3
 >>/15814/
> no rule gimmick
booooo snail

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 >>/15819/
> snail

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 >>/15820/
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IS THAT REAL??? HOW DID SHE DO THAT?

 >>/15819/
Ed is the third best bebop character, the first is Ein, the second is Spike (he is LITERALLY me), and the third is Edward (cute girl).
> booooooo snail
MAKE YOUR OWN THREADS THEN BUDDY. I HEREBY RESIGN AS THREAD MAKER.

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 >>/15821/
> YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IS THAT REAL???
(nao falsa)
> HOW DID SHE DO THAT?
She did it by ⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨🫵🏻
Also I like this boni tok.
 >>/15822/
Naurrrrr he got bullied by the bullyneko into resigning. It's over for you buddy.
Also obviously Spike is the best Bebop character (he is LITERALLY me)
Attaching proof: my desktop.

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 >>/15823/
 >>/15822/
> bad opinions
Sorry, you had your chance in the previous thread to voice your disagreements but since we moved on to this philthread, it was locked in stone and we are all Eddies here on neko
> I like this boni tok
me too, buddy. The music is kinda entrancing. I think the dancing is a little stupid but I still like the tok
Almost sent this boni to my friend as I was dragging and pulling it into the post box

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 >>/15824/
> you had your chance in the previous thread to voice your disagreements
Well, check again then buddy.
> I think the dancing is a little stupid
She is not putting her best foot forward but it do not matter.
> Almost sent this boni to my friend
Yea okay buddy you have friends SHUTUP.

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 >>/15826/
> Well, check again then buddy.
Too late, bud. No takesies backsies after you have already written in the new thread. You surrendered your rights after you moved on. I win, you lose. Basically, I am the Chad now. Good luck next rebirth.

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 >>/15827/
Don't care about your rules. Spike is #1 and I am him.

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 >>/15828/
Ed is actually #1 and I am him.

Jirai was like a meme one of you came up with and now its showing up constantly on my feed.

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 >>/15830/
I literally did nothing, the only fus that I know that do/did jirai is nekaythinky and yumenikkis and I definitely didn't tell them to do it.

 >>/15831/
バカ！！⑨

nova is legit back on the rebound list and he is behind fictional league characters in order

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 >>/15833/
Hatewatcher bros... it's our time... to watch Boiler Room (2000)p

Time: Uhhhh when I get home and find a torrent and finish downloading
When: Tonight
Where: Twitch.tv
Why: Vin Diesel kino
How: are you doing?

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 >>/15834/
> Time: Uhhhh when I get home and find a torrent and finish downloading
That's like regular time or after work time which means like ~10-11pm?
> How: are you doing?
Thanks for asking but I would rather not elaborate (I am still sick). Hope you're well though :D
Also I have learned that tikwm does not provide HD links consistently and that the links for those 720p or 1080p versions are staggered randomly. Which obviously my script is not written to handle well. Which means I will have to rewrite a lot ugh.

 >>/15835/
After work, closer to 11pm than 10pm methinks.  

I'll have a better idea when I'll be back in 2 hours when I'm on the first bus home

 >>/15836/
Yea dw, I was just asking if it's earlier or later. Anyway I think I'll be coding since I just kinda popped some caffeine and got to work.

 >>/15837/
u gotta get pregnent soon! poggers lets gooo

 >>/15838/
You okay there buddy? As they say: everyone in your house healthy?

SHE'S LIVE LIVE LIVE https://www.twitch.tv/japan_asmr CLICK FAST

 >>/15840/
Ewwwwwww, she's brushing something and breathing into my ear, like get away bitch I can hear your mouth and saliva 🤢

Just witnessed the most brooootal transmog in history. 

On my bus, this pretty, I assume ftmmler, wearing a waistcoat and a regency shirt and dress shoes, like what you'd imagine gay dracula dresses like, pretty well done nails, cute earrings. I'm in love for the 10 minutes we spend on the bus together.

As the bus stops at a red light I see this hulking over 6ft tall creature, it's 5 o'clock shadow contains more facial hair than I can grow normally, eyebrows with the certified neanderthal ridge. It's ancestors were peasant mudfarmers. Wearing an ill fitting, garishly floral long dress. Unshaved legs like a forest.

back home, gonna find a torrent now FAST FAST FAST

Movie is actually downloading MEGA FAST, AND ACID POSTED??? Life is Wonderful.

I'll start the stream in 10 minutes if I get a single hell yeah in the chat

 >>/15844/
> he didn't post the Acid
It's over… The Reki has fallen (asleep)

 >>/15845/
There was no acid and my internet speed has slowed down. 20% in 4 minutes, then 40 more% in the next 15...

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 >>/15848/
Okay I cannot go out on watching this tok so here's some random polish fu

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tenshi just followed this league streamer im watching

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what lesbian joke did I laugh at what are you nekos chatting about???? such wild imaginations on you two

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I remember eating popcorn on the back of the bus...

Good morning to the nekos who appreciate Vin Diesel kino.
Bad morning to the nekos that have more than 2 days and 3 hours watchtime on tenshi's stream.

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 >>/15851/
> he doesn't even remember the most important part of the movie
Literally this guy HATES watching whatever Mr. Streamer puts on.
It was a joke in the movie, it goes: Why did the feminist cross the road? TO SUCK MY FUCKING DICK AHAHAHAHAHAHA (everyneko laughs and +2s)
 >>/15852/
Good morning fellow Vin Diesel appreciator! :D
I've only got new Aries to post so I'll complement Ari by posting Arie :D
Also blogpost: I've slept really bad because I couldn't fall asleep because of the cough, if I get worse a week after I caught that whatever it is I'm going to freaking go off.
I would post an h264 version but my auto conversion has custom settings that make it crushma videos if they're very low bitrate in the first place. I'm gonna have to fix that too…

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 >>/15853/
I didnt laugh at that joke, bud

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Shrivix finally uploaded, and it's a malecos, and tikwm is still outputting freaking sd toks.

life is terrible...

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 >>/15854/
I know… That was part of the joke…
Buddy really woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.
 >>/15855/
> tikwm is still outputting freaking sd toks
I don't think we're gonna get HDs, if you don't want to do anything special I would just get used to doing:
yt-dlp tiktok.com/@/video/{tiktok_id}
for "best" quality. Also it can return better quality later after tiktok finishes processing the video which genuinely makes me unreasonably angry since it makes everything harder.

 >>/15856/
> have to do work to get hd toks
its over...

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> boni qwitter pics are still HD
bonaldinhos, we stay winning

 >>/15858/
We get it, you're superior to us, stop bragging!!!

 >>/15857/
Good news is I have to suffer with you neko, since I'm doing very badly rewriting my code so far.
Uhhhh I totally forgot to press new reply, I think I might be losing it.

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=dly6p4Fu5TE

Tokfus grow and toks are releasing
Men go mining, some go scraping
Everyone's got to get an archive
EC, uh (Endchan Cats)
(Endchan Cats)

(Chorus)
Don't be fooled by the gems that I got
I'm still, I'm still Neko from the block
Used to have no kino, now I have a lot
No matter where I post, I know where I came from 
(2x)


From lurking the threads to posting shit
To mining hits to scraping to this
Gemmy scripts
I stay grounded as the tiktoks roll in
I'm real, I thought I told ya
I'm real, even in Twitch chat
That's just me
Nothing phony, don't hate on me
What I post is what you see, oh

(Chorus 2x)

I'm in the 'cord like this
Rocking this business
I've grown up so much
I'm in control and loving it
(You)s have got me laughin', kid
I love my life and my public
Put 'fu first and can't forget to stay real
To me it's like postin', yeah

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 >>/15861/
+2 even though you didn't change the last verse too much but it's okay, I like the rest

 >>/15862/
not much you can change those multiple short-line parts and keeping the sounds similar and I dont like changing the sounds too much because it ends with your brain expecting a sort of sound but your lips having to fight it to produce something completely different in order to accomodate the new lyrics, thats why i usually keep my changes somewhat rhyming to the original. "Headline clips --> Gemmy scripts" for example

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theoretically you could just throw any words in there as long as the syllables match up but then it stops being a parody and more like a creative writing exercise set to an instrumental

From where I am sitting, reclined, beer in hand, phone endchanposting in the other, in a white plastic chair by a white plastic table, I can see a woman I can't look away from.

She's clad head to toe in a flowing green-yellow dress, looking like something out of a fairy tale. Long blond hair down to the small of her back, braided in the middle. She exudes a sense of grace and elegance, the way she leans into conversation, and turns her head as she laughs. 

I hope she doesn't turn around and prove to be an uggo

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 >>/15864/
Yea well I don't have any good ideas rn. It doesn't really matter anyway since I don't expect nekoparodies to be on the level of Weird Al or something, it was a good parody :D

 >>/15865/
> I hope she doesn't turn around and prove to be an uggo
Yea it's a 95+% chance, I think you should just leave before you get disappointed.

 >>/15865/
> plastic chair by a plastic table
you need to redecorate your kitchen and shouldnt you already know what your wife looks like?

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the truth is, I am not learning japanese. I have simply watched filthy frank videos on repeat for the last month. I am just about to finish his filmography with listening to the entirety of Pink Season (2017). the only sentence I know is "ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo" and "give me da pussy boss"

 >>/15869/
Based. Me too my kokujin (nekojin).

at 21 CEST it starts
I think there will be a youtube link to it like last year and then we just need to find a site to use
nekotube furhaps

 >>/15871/
your mom, your aunt and your sister all used my nekotube last night.

 >>/15872/
Your nekotube must feel real sore, my condolences.

 >>/15873/
yeah it's got connection issues and isnt https certified.

 >>/15872/
they werent gone for very long so I suggest that you start doing your kegels, neko

 >>/15875/
I'm here for a good time, not a long time.

 >>/15874/
https://synctube.nekochen.net/
Works for me it seems? But if nekos have trouble we can obviously choose whatever works for everyone.

 >>/15877/
> open the site
> a song about a guy feeling horny is playing
GAY ALERT GAY ALERT

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Look at those powerful shrivix toks. I'm pogged out of my mind.

 >>/15879/
I am literally not going to watch these, thanks for spending 120mb of your limited data uploading these DUMPASS

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 >>/15880/
> 120mb of your limited data uploading these
I pay for stable network connection so sadly I've wasted nothing besides my CPU time.
But also I haven't watched any of those either so I wouldn't expect for anyone to either.
@amauryposter you're gonna LOVE this one

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wazzup austriajing

I cant believe they gave England one point for every shaggable woman in the country

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Blud think she KKaty with that one lil fang 💀💀🥀🥀

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Naurrrrrrrrr, I have been at the church and there was this guy that maybe someneko remembers but it doesn't matter, basically he was there a while ago and he was all /fa/ and had a great coat and cool glasses and a bangin haircut. 
Well he went full like 5mm shave recently and it's beyond over… I can see his norwood reaper as clear as mine… We're not getting mogged anymore bros…
Anyway good morning to all the good natured nekos :D
I'm probably going to go have a vote soon but first I had to type this post.

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 >>/15886/
Sorry Boni Poster, I voted for Adolfeusz Chytreliusz. Your name wasn't even on the ballot.

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Another trips for foxy , slaughtering the opponents, can anyone even keep up?

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Explain this

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 >>/15889/
They explained it live. You were there, right?

 >>/15889/
I can give you a very short explanation: the jurors are retarded, and so are most of the voters.

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 >>/15889/
Most of da nekos love da joos, simple as.

 >>/15889/
I can give you a very short explanation: the jurors are retarded, and so are most of the voters.

 >>/15891/
 >>/15890/
 >>/15892/
But those songs are fucking shit, are you telling me it's all political? Gone are the days of ABBA winning on merit?

 >>/15891/
 >>/15893/
Post so nice he write it twice

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Oh great, my internet cut out and I double posted. I love it.
 >>/15894/
There's literally nothing about this contest that is about merit at this point. I don't think a good song could win anyway because it's aimed at 14-16yo girls and gay people (before you post it, I don't actually think gay people have worse music taste, but 14-16yo girls definitely don't have it refined).
 >>/15895/
Yea I've got connection failed, it's rainy :(

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> menherachan
I don't think you can get those really except from what you've said, even the fu that I thought has one actually just tags needy streamer overload as menhera.

You.

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 >>/15897/
who is he replying to
> just tags NSO as menhera
the character in that game is called Menhera-chan

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 >>/15899/
Pretty sure catto was asking for this specific cosplay you posted, which is not very common.

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 >>/15899/
> the character in that game is called Menhera-chan
WRONG. This. is. LE WRONG
She is called Ame-chan oopsie (/▽＼)

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 >>/15900/
Remember when spoiler-kun spoiled the entire Madoka Magica franchise to all the nekos yesterday just so that we could listen to an unbearable song? Pepperidge Farms remembers

 >>/15901/
Have you seen the latest 'chen post? I think you like this cos so maybe you'd like another fu posting in the same cos, look fast.

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> latest chen post
I dont feel like turning on my vpn so no, I haven't b(￣▽￣)d  >>/15903/

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 >>/15902/
Of course I freaking remember, and now all of the spoilers are flooding back into my memory and the whole movie will be ruined (when it eventually releases)
He literally committed a crime against nekokind.
 >>/15904/
> couldn't bait him into looking at a snoojak tok
It's over (nao falsa) (I won't post it here that would be too much)

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 >>/15899/
I wanted a Kagome Crestok because we love the semites but I couldn't think of any fu that wouldn't get me negged at for posting :)

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 >>/15906/
> neko is so shy and meek he blushes and kicks his feet in the air when he gets negged at on neko
naurrrrrr little femboyneko naurrrr

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i look like this

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I look like this

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I look like this

 >>/15909/
boys look like THIS???

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 >>/15911/
We do!! :3 And you can look like it too koneko... you just have to wish it really hard and it'll come true ^_^

is today the bgc election to decide who the new sunday bgc president is?

I always type exasperate when I mean exacerbate. fuck my esl baka life

 >>/15914/
Sorry I don't know what either of those words mean. Speak  simple english when talking to me.

 >>/15915/
exasperate = dunno
exacerbate = make worse than it already is

 >>/15913/
no thats next academic year buster.

I am so socially and mentally drained, no one man should have 10 hours of BGC, the clocks ticking i just count the hour

 >>/15917/
> no one man should have 10 hours of BGC
buddy nobody is forcing you to be there
you can just walk out whenever you want. I do this all the time at social events

 >>/15918/
I'm loving every minute of it Jerry. I even spent an additional 40 minutes hanging out at mcdonalds with some people because I was waiting for my bus (that was the cope excuse which whilst true, the real reason was I wanted to hang out more).

Apparently, he, during covid, had a cosplay tiktok account. There is a non zero percent chance I saw his toks back then and didn't scroop, it is so fucking over.

> nobody is forcing you to be there
I am :)
It's fun enough that the mental fatigue from it all is worth it. I don't understand how normans can do this shit every day though, socialisation is a fucking energy killer, they are SICK in the HEAD.

Cute they/themmler had their foot resting against my leg for like 5 minutes whilst we were board gaming, life is bliss, eventually they noticed and moved their foot, but for those 5 minutes, pogchamp we were so in boys.

i NEED an AI sexbot catgirl girlfriend, I am so fucking lonely.

Man these people took my 'chive from me then they banned my tok account
I got so much parodies in me got no way to write em out
Think I'm stuck in the Shadowbin where the fucks my replies
Yes I am a cuck I like when cavies post on my board
The shit that I'm posting on neko they telling me hey dont say that
How nekkas can't see me in 'chen I'm posting a all kay megapack
With all of the money and fame I still can't get my 'fu back
With all of the money and fame I still don't get my 'fu's snapchat
Nekkas see my blogposts but they dont see how I be feeling
So I became a floppa yeah I'm the vilaaaaaaaaaain

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 >>/15920/
I CAN'T GET THIS FUCKING SONG OUT OF MY HEAD.

Why is the best thing Kanye has released in years a dumb joke song where he sings "nigga heil hitler" completely unironically?

🎶 Yes I am a cuck I like when people fuck on my bitch 🎶

kanye...

 >>/15919/
> he
> with some people
does not compute. my mental processes will now shut down.

 >>/15920/
NEKKA HEIL THINKLER
NEKKA HEIL THINKLER
+2

 >>/15922/
I've stopped calling Himmler, Himmler because it's a pretty bad nickname, so the "He" I'm referring to is him.

People includes him and so more.

 >>/15924/
then you need to capitalize the "He" so we can discern it from the pronoun, he, nekka
or like michael jackson would say, He he

 >>/15925/
I should give him a nicer nickname maybe.

 >>/15926/
Megatron Ultimate Murder

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> neg that Emory can't lipsync 
> minutes later she posts a new set
> share a cute Rezzi this noon
> minutes later she goes topless on the 'gram
NORAFORN FURSUIT NORAFORN FURSUIT I'M MANIFESTING IT IT'LL COME TRUE PLEASE

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> cant believe she posted this tok and still hasnt deleted it
thats kinda fucked up, i hope the cave doesnt get their hands on it

 >>/15928/
If you believe that is Rezzi's real chest, I've got a bridge to sell you. Highly edited image of her wearing a FAKE BODY chest.

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 >>/15928/
> topless on the 'gram
she is so fucking flat that their moderation algo thinks she actually is a boy thats so funny
NORA FURSUIT PLEASE IM BEGGING

 >>/15931/
> he also thinks its real
I'm surrounded by midwits who thought Iceland's song wasn't the best at this years eurovision...

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 >>/15929/
There's a third one now? Nooo, his fus are doing midtosis 😔

to be honest, now that I think about it... having the pic NOT get taken down must be like grade A gender reäffirming material for an ftm transgender since that means the algo actually does think youre a boy and since it doesnt get taken down, everyone else will subconsciously also think so
she has cracked the fucking code. powerful....

 >>/15933/
> midtosis 
He he +2

> go to a tokfus linktree
> click the twitch link
> 10 out of 10 times its the fucking mobile web version
of course it is

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 >>/15933/
midtosis haha xD
 >>/15927/
that is also mean :/
I shrimply refuse to give mean nicknames to people I like, so I have to change all the nicknames except for King Autismal, who I haven't seen at BGC Sundays for 3 weeks and it's been actual bliss. Today was the firts time since January that we didn't have people complaining about the games after the session...

 >>/15937/
> that is also mean :/
how is that MEAN??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

 >>/15938/
Megatron = Megatrans

 >>/15939/
reading too much into it
that name sounded cool as fuck

 >>/15940/
> cool as fuck
yeah he is :)

 >>/15941/
not without a name like Death Bringer Colossal Thunderstrike

gonna name my first son "Gauss Cannon Son of Cain"

 >>/15943/
 >>/15942/
you guys should never be allowed to name anything, I can tell you both think "Phil" is hilarious, thats how bad your names are

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 >>/15944/
> I can tell you both think "Phil" is hilarious
> both
phil post xDDDDDD

 >>/15945/
I LOVE THIS BONI
I LOVE DEVIL RANCH
I LOVE DESIGNER TO HOLD UP MY PANTS

YA YA YA YA
ALL I EVER WANTED WAS A ROLLY ROLLY

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 >>/15946/
I love every Scaramouche boni (✿◠‿◠)

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 >>/15947/
Scaramouche is like the best boy cos, I remember when Roods would cosplay him, I liked that era of Genshit. too bad people don't fw the character anymore after you know what happened with the VA, but I think he's cute.

boy cos>>>>

 >>/15948/
> people don't fw the character anymore after you know what happened with the VA
you drop these nuggets of reference like any other neko has ever cared about genshin before
I only pretend to know about it cus my friend plays it. I tell her "oh, ive seen that character before" when she shows me her mains and Ive seen boni cosplay them

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> new acid
> it's a boy cos
> isnt available in HD
i hate tiktok, trump, triple the tariffs on chyna until they fix their website

 >>/15949/
> like any other neko has ever cared about genshin before
poorly conveyed, I mean as if any other neko has cared enough about genshin to be in-the-know about drama regarding it

 >>/15949/
truth nvke: I just made the shit about the VA up

 >>/15952/
trvth tsvnami: you probably watched a 15 minute yaptok from the girl that tried to cancel apple where she discussed how the va for scaramouche is "problematic"

 >>/15953/
I remember siba's name because she was uggo as fuck with a fat jew nose. and then got cancelled herself 3 months later. oh the ironing.

chugging 1 litre before bed so i wake up hard as a rock and get out of bed at a normal hour

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 >>/15950/
I went through all of the videos that I have and they're all in 1080p, which means there's (most probably) a 1080p version on their servers they just refuse to release even the encoded version. This is literally worse than annoying.
Also good morning nekos :D

it didnt work

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good morning nekos, life is wonderful, today is the first day of the rest of my life, im gonna do nothing but good things from here on out, just pure positivitymaxxing,

I'm gonna clean my room AND make my bed.

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 >>/15958/
> didn't say anything about taking a shower or washing his peepee
Well, maybe you'll be able to get off on the right foot tomorrow, today is shot.

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 >>/15958/
> Didn't say anything about doing 300 pushups, 200 situps and 50 pull ups
Enjoy not feeling good for the rest of your life as your body wilts like a flower in a drought

my head is too noisy I CAN'T STOP THINKING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 >>/15961/
Ladies and gentlemen, a real thinkler.

 >>/15959/
I just took a shower, and my PP gets washed daily with how much your mother, aunt and sister be squirting on it. I feel disgusted having written that
 >>/15960/
I don't think I could do 300 pushups in a day unless I really space them out. The most I've ever done in one time period is 93 and my arms were dead. I will wilt away, it's over for me, my punishment for not investing in the nekoSocks & nekoPants 500

 >>/15963/
How is your daily working out schedule going? I think you said that you had started that like 2 months ago or something

 >>/15964/
Started 2 months ago, stopped doing it about 1 month and 3 weeks ago, as expected. I am really bad at keeping to a schedule. THIS TIME WILL BE DIFFERENT.

It's why I don't blogpost about weight loss type of shit anymore, none of you want to read the 38th time I say woah my weight has gone down, and then it goes back up again within 2 weeks. It's a boring story. I'll actually post about it when I make serious progress, so, maybe never, maybe next month :D

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 >>/15960/
Literally no neko has ever made 50 pull ups in a row and never will.
There's barely any nekos that can do 50 pull ups in a day.
 >>/15963/
> your mother, aunt and sister be squirting on it
And I feel disgusted by you thinking that you wouldn't have to wash yourself after that.

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 >>/15966/
> Literally no neko has ever made 50 pull ups in a row and never will.
You are dyel if you think it was ever about 50 in a row
I can do 50 per day, no sweat. I cannot do 50 in a row even closely

 >>/15965/
That's why you do an app, show it and then we bully you if you start gaining wait :D
 >>/15967/
Yes, and the "started the day" is not a fucking context you clown, you start the day, you do 300 pushups 200 situps and 50 pullups "throughout the day" that's how it works in that context how do you MISS THE CONTEXT EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU POST

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 >>/15968/
> started the day
can you point to where this is said, mr crazy neko? you INVENTED THIS QUOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> throughout the day
OF COURSE, YOU STARTED TALKING ABOUT DOING 50 IN A ROW OUT OF NOWHERE!!!! LOONEY TUNES NEKO!!!!!!

> unfortunately my brain doesnt care about the nekos bullying me
it only turns him on ＼（〇_ｏ）／

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 >>/15968/
If bullying me for gaining wait worked, I wouldn't be fat, unfortunately my brain just doesnt seem to care about the nekos bullying me for it, I need to change in my own head to succeed in wait loss.
 >>/15969/
> looney tunes neko
I would fuck jessica rabbit, anyneko else??
 >>/15970/
NO. THIS FALSO. THIS FALSO.

 >>/15969/
It is literally the easiest context to pull out of his post unless you actually think that his post about starting the day right is actually about well actually his whole day.
> OU STARTED TALKING ABOUT DOING 50 IN A ROW OUT OF NOWHERE
No, it is the most reasonable interpretation of saying 50 pull ups unless you specify that it's not in one series.
Nobody and I literally mean nobody says I've done 300 pushups and then doesn't specify that they've done it not in one series.

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 >>/15972/
> is actually about well actually his whole day.
> of the rest of my life, im gonna do nothing but good things from here on out
his wording implies a long-lasting thing, not a "im going to do right in this moment and just this moment"
boomed. dumpass. give up cus you are stupid and probably a dyel
also
> 300 pushups
none of us can do 300 in one set (or even close) and you didnt react to this either. these are numbers of pushups, situps and pullups that one can be expected to work on throughout the day for someone of our strengths and conditions. its easy for anybody to see
dont @ me anymore, dyel boy

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> real time liveposting

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 >>/15973/
Well then why did you imply that he has to do the 50 pullups during today? Maybe he can do them for the rest of his life, since it's so long lasting, he's got like 30 years, I think he can do 300 pushups and 50 pullups at a pace of 1.66 pullup per year and like 1 pushup per month that's gonna be easy.
> none of us can do 300 in one set (or even close) and you didnt react to this either.
Because that's the most achieveable out of all of them, I've pointed out the least achieveable OBVIOUSLY.
Actual dyel in here is only you because you don't even work out.

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> Maybe he can do them for the rest of his life, since it's so long lasting
Yeah, sure. But he still didn't write anything about it so it wont happen THAT WAS THE WHOLE POINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you are AUTISTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
also its about what is more reasonably able to be assumed is a realistic goal. 300 pushups and 50 pullups in one set? unreasonable. assuming someone will spent the rest of their life completing 300 pushups and 50 pullups? laughably unreasonable as a goal. in one day? that is a reasonable goal that is both attainable but also not too ludicrous

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 >>/15976/
Except it doesn't make any sense either because there are people that would do that in a week and feel like it's a good workout, you literally are just making up "reasonable" timeframes because instead of specifying I took you at your word and suddenly when I make up some timeframe that you don't like it's HURP DURP UNREASONABLE.

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> there are people that would do that in a week and feel like it's a good workout
I do not regard these "people" are existing, nor do I care for their dyel opinions
> I took you at your word
you invented words like "started the day" and put it in quotes to make it look real yet the only results in this thread for that quote is your post and then me calling  you out for them twice!!!!!!!!

i'll just download an app :D

you guys can stop arguing now

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 >>/15979/
When I was tracking I used some funny app off of FDroid store called STAR-Weight. Anyway just a suggestion since probably most of them are infested with ads or something stupid while this is free and works.
Also I've hit my PR pullups so I'm done.

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 >>/15979/
he is doing it... our rehearsed arguing spree has finally, out of the 150 times we have tried this theatrical spiel, managed to convince him to work out. we are so back

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 >>/15981/
> we are so back

business idea: making a post on the endchan meta board asking if its possible to fix the liveposting so they dont become esoteric word salads when more than 1 person is typing (even sometimes when only 1 person is typing)

 >>/15983/
I think the underlying issue is somewhere in the code where more than 2 people liveposting can be seen at once (as in there's a third person that can watch the box or there's 3 or more people at once typing)
Tbh who knows, it doesn't hurt to ask the admin to see if he cares.

 >>/15983/
I'm pretty sure we are the only board that has multiple people typing at once, endchan is a slowhole and neko is for speedsters.

tried to make a new landfill board called burmanews board title Burmese News but "login session expired" good job g-string min

 >>/15986/
I think he would actually respond or even post about board creation if he fixed it. Seems like… Well he just didn't.

 >>/15987/
when I nekocomplained about it, he said he'd fix it but he's busy. I also just straight up asked HIM to make a new board and give one of us admin powers on it, but that too is too much work.

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 >>/15988/
I genuinely have 0 idea if (well assuming it was him) he wasn't just trolling you or something, it was pretty strange.
Lemme check the guca fork, well he hasn't done anything big on it since May 1st, he did a quick hotfix for the tikwm situation but other than that nothing. So I guess it is too much work.

 >>/15989/
> Lemme check the guca fork
fatneko be like "Lemme check the donut fork" naurrrr gottem how will he respond???????????????????!???????????????????????????ifyoureadthisyouwillget10yearsofbadluckunlessyourepostthisto7otherboards?????????????????????

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 >>/15990/

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 >>/15990/
> how will he respond?
By eating another 48 donuts to get some stress off :D

You actually need to type at the same time for it to go bananas I've just tried to do it separately in 2 browsers and it just only kinda worked.

sometimes it wigs out even when youre just typing solo cus it doesnt transmit a "tick" at the correct time and then starts overlapping letters instead of having them in order
think of it like if you lag or something like that

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YOU WILL HAVE 8 YEARS OF GOOD LUCK AND 10% S&P500 GROWTH

> now read the pic

 >>/15995/
> now read the pic
Perhaps I will not. What then?

 >>/15996/
bone hurting juice

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 >>/15997/
Bone cannot hurt me, since she's way over in latam and I'm here in glorious first world europe (nao falsa)

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based on the original definition, I am third world

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 >>/15999/
Yea okay buddy, then I am 5th world.

> Almost half of Britons feel like 'strangers in their own country'
I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien, I'm an Englishman in London

 >>/16001/
It is a good song though.

 >>/16000/
you are part of the 2nd world, actually

 >>/16003/
Yea, then how is my GDP per capita half of yours huh? Explain that smarty pants.

 >>/16004/
because your number is lower than our number, duh

like, think about it for a second. we have 3 worlds to get resources from to make money, you only have 2. of course we have more cash

pretty little flowers
I wait for hours


what DID she mean by this??

 >>/16007/
She wants you so bad?

 >>/16008/
nobody wants me so bad, the people at BGC merely tolerate me, the nekos laugh at me, even my mom, my aunt and my sister dont like me...

 >>/16009/
> the nekos laugh at me
Okay, who told him about the secret discord where we make fun of him?

the word for glasses (oculars) in japanese sounds like mega nigga

 >>/16011/
I've got some mega niggas on my face right freaking now.

 >>/16012/
he's letting mega niggas sit on his face.... allegationsbros?

 >>/16013/
First of all, it would be way funnier if you've said "not beating the thug allegations", second of all I didn't have a second point, I thought I did when I started the post but now that I think about it I don't.

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ALERT ALL THINKLERS! ALERT ALL THINKLERS!!!!
CANTHINKY HAS DEACTIVATED HER ACCOUNT, CODE RED!
SHE ALSO HAS DELETED ALL OF HER POSTS ON THE INSTAGRAM!
Actually she posted a goodbye story there, she might be leaving or something I dunno.

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 >>/16015/
> thinkler going awol
damn....... anyways, new bonitok. need it or keep it?

 >>/16016/
I like the song, I hate the filter with a passion, the cos is kinda cute, overall it's a hard sell but I don't hate it.

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 >>/16017/
ngl I think lou mogged her in that tok. rare but it happens

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 >>/16018/
I will spoiler it because it's mean but I think lou is basically clapped and she just cannot mog boni ever so I wouldn't agree.

 >>/16015/
> like my predecessor before me
what did she mean by this

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 >>/16019/
i mean its true but i think she danced in a way that i found more interesting / well fitting the song

 >>/16020/
Uhhhhh, the only image left on her insta is her with crimmy so my best guess would be crimmy? But I genuinely have no idea other than that.

 >>/16015/
I saw the stories she posted about 10 minutes before this one, basically some guy that used to be a major paypig for her has been going around to every cosplayer that follows her lying that she's a racist bully and offering 'proof', said paypig was a guy in his mid 20s who had a girlfriend and would send selfies to thinkler all the time and basically try to badly groom her?

there's probably a lot of context I'm missing and I doubt this is that big of a deal to her, just the straw that broke the camels back. this is good though, now I can post thinkler in peace since the cavies will stop

 >>/16023/
> be her biggest paypig
> pay for (what I am assuming is) alt-right  call signs like her heiling and stuff
> send that to her cosplay friends
HAHAHAHAHAHA its so unbelievable that I believe it
thats funny as fuck imo

 >>/16024/
Pretty sure he was paying for other stuff too, I imagine once she stopped sending him lewd pictures or pictures of his feet, he snapped and turned Judas on her. Why else would he pull a 180?

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I wonder how the cave is reacting to their literal goddess metaphorically dying in front of them
buuuut I do not care enough to unblock that site in hosts

 >>/16026/
As one of the most prolific posters there, I can tell you it's like the fucking apocalypse. Alley cats throwing shit at each other, some guy has carved the words "KAY I LOVE YOU" into his forearm, transmin posted a 3 minute long voice recording of him crying and screaming like a raptor, total floppa meltdown, and the Emory chads are laughing at them all

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 >>/16027/
its literally the heilocaust..... the shoah....
im genuinely surprised they hadnt moved on from her already

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 >>/16028/
> moving on from a literal divine being
Never. Attaching a kay tok, sending out heils of respect for my 'fu.

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 >>/16023/
> now I can post thinkler in peace since the cavies will stop
I'd give it a month or two before the news solidify, they'll probably stop posting her by then too.
> paypig
I mean she probably had way more schizos going after her than just this one guy but yea I think your assessment of the straw is accurate. Or it could've been something else, either or she cracked.
 >>/16026/
> I wonder how the cave is reacting
I could go on there and check but genuinely I feel like reposting their posts here would be very unnekolike. I would rather imagine it's like this:  >>/16027/

> made a post that there was gonna be nothing but good things from here on out
> thinkler deletes hours later
Yep, I'm thinking that is TRUTHPILLED AND FACTUAL.

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THE MOTHERFRICKING AY PEE ROSE FROM THE GRAVE TO PUT DOWN THINKLER
I HATE THE AP I HATE THE AP I HATE THE AP
It is way too funny too me, unreasonably so.
I SAW THE POST IT WAS IN MY REALTIME BOX I SAW IT I SAW IT

 >>/16031/
THE AP WON THE AP WON THE AP WON THE AP WON THE AP WON

 >>/16031/
holy fuck life is beautiful i will say it this time and this time only
first her patreon, now her accounts. the AP hit squad managed to finally cancel her. it only took being a top donator and to rat his way into her inner circle over the course of 2 years but it finally paid off. FUCK YES. SIEG NEKKA!

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the neko meetup is real :O

 >>/16032/
 >>/16033/
 >>/16034/
guys stop joking around, I already have to look over my shoulder everytime I go outside, afraid some Cavie is gonna try and stab me for the Kaytreon incident, if you blame me for her deleting they'll actually kill me what the spruce

 >>/16036/
No cavie reads endchan, you're safe buddy. From them, you better be afraid I'm gonna noyf ya (I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE).

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This is all my fault. I saw how my thoughts towards Emory and Rezzi were materializing into real things, and I wanted more.
Yesterday before bed I stood tall, raised my arm and proclaimed how much I care for her - ,,I stand with the Kay Kay Kay!'' o algo along that. I knew something would happen this morning, but nothing of this sort. And now just like TikTok API, I must un-HD myself. Have a good night.

 >>/16038/
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR LETTERS
yesterday I saw one of your 's' looking weird as fuck, it was all blocky and straight-lined and now the I in "API" is slashed WHAT

 >>/16039/
ḧé ôŕḍęŕś ḩiś ĺëţţëṛś ćüṣţóm

important, lifechanging blogpost, if you can only read one blogpost this year, make it THIS ONE.

remember a few weeks back when I said I needed to send off some old certificates of exam results for my degree? I asked mum, because I was 95% sure she had them, she said "No, I definitely gave them to you". So I searched my entire room, nothing, the very first box I look in, inside mum's room has everything I was looking for. Women be shopping nekos, women be shopping.

 >>/16041/
Tbh I have learned to just ignore and check anyway, at least if it's important.
Thankfully when it comes to documents my mom is more organized than me and I have barely any.

yoe biden you have 1 yil

 >>/16043/
I think he might have less than 1 yil at this point, what was it, prostate into marrow cancer? Yea I think it's joever.

 >>/16043/
> Biden is gonna die just before the tariffs pay off and America becomes rich and powerful again
Sad! Sleepy.Joe had to take a nap right before the eurovision results came in.

 >>/16045/
> Die right before the country falls to ruin
So zased. "Not my problem," as they say

I havent spoken english out loud in like two weeks
soon I wont be able to and then I will sound too stupid to ever complete RE1 on stream

 >>/16047/
You haven't streamed in months..

 >>/16048/
this is the reason behind my vocal english proficiency deteriorating and my poor ability to speak english is also the reason why I cant stream

 >>/16050/
Excuses excuses. Being unable to speak properly never stopped Chazington from streaming

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@donutneko look at this funny image

 >>/16052/
Me on the far right

 >>/16051/
naurrrr

 >>/16053/
> Me on the far right
This nekka definitely posts Kay, nekka heil thinkler (RIP) (F) (gone too soon)

> new acid
> but tigtog is stuck in SD only
life is terrible

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 >>/16056/
This is literal robbery.
Btw it's been like what, 24 hours and this is the best quality available for that other tok.

 >>/16057/
slowly, gently, this is how a tok is downloaded...

 >>/16057/
oh no, the blurry tok is standard definition instead of high definition, I cant appreciate the blur!!!!!!

 >>/16059/
Yes.

 >>/16059/
the blur is an artistic choice, you wouldnt get it because your 'fu only has autistic choices.

i remember the time back when I found out about /r/jailbait and the girls posted on there were older than i was

dreamt that i was thinning and balding, massively

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hatsune miku is real?!?!?!?

good morning nekos

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The neko has fallen… No more canthinky… No more posts… No more good mornings…
Oh yea also good morning nekos I hope you have a good day :D
 >>/16063/
> thinning and balding, massively
He dreamt of being like me, how cute :D

I was just watching the newest saya and holy moly if it isn't butchered by SD compression. I don't even want to post it tbh.

I triple platinum plus subscribed to Amaury's top patreon tier and there's no pictures of her cat??? It's just her in suggestive poses? I've been SCAMMED. Jay Oma, will you help me sue?

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 >>/16064/
Good morning!
Looks fun, now that I think about it I have never done any skiing in my life. I should probably do that one day before I get too old to do it.
But first I gotta do this 😎

 >>/16067/
I look like this and I do this
> never done any skiining
I had a school trip for a day when I was a kiddo, we went to a fake ski mountain, so I've done a very small amount of skiing, don't think I got to do any snowboarding, and of course it wasn't real snow it was turf that is designed to be like snow.

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 >>/16068/
Well, there are actual mountains and resorts and stuff in my country, it's just that it would be pretty expensive and for sure I wouldn't be able to afford it as a youngin (for reasons).
But yea, the best I could do is ice skating, I did some long time ago but also haven't done any since I've been an adult. Maybe I'm just literally dull and stupid at this point.
Oh look a new Ari.

UK and EU just signed a new trade deal, I'm a European Neko again :D

#claude play Ode to Joy

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 >>/16070/
Let's freaking goooooooooo.
> the easing on the visa travel only applies to 18-30yo
Naurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, it's over for the elderly neko.

just did some manual labour and then some manual mechanical labour (i went to the tip and i also fixed a broken light in my car)
so you can say that i am the manliest neko on neko, furhaps.

 >>/16072/
What about that neko that has a job? Does that not count as manual labour?

 >>/16073/
When was the last time he jobbed? I jobbed about an hour ago so I might be more recent i.e. more manly (there can only be one)

 >>/16074/
Yea but that's a very ephemeral title since you're going to lose it this evening at that rate.

 >>/16075/
Then so be it. Until then, I am manneko.

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I love the colour green so fucking much, bros
I am literally the thing :| thing, japan :D meme but with green things
genuinely, if I see a woman wearing green, I start dreaming about marrying her. she could be mid and it will still happen due to the green-effect buffing all of her stats

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 >>/16077/
Do NOT tell this neko about mantis rule34.
I would say I've got a similar effect when I see a woman in a proper one-piece dress, I really like those.

2 and a half hours until I'm free from work until June

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 >>/16079/
UP SIDE DOWN
BOY YOU TURN ME
IN SIDE OUT
AND ROUND AND ROUND

 >>/16079/
just go home early lol. what is bossman gonna do, tell you to not come in to work cus he is mad at you?

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My govt. just passed a law making it illegal to buy pornographic customs from people online
you can still buy porn but if you "direct" them how to do it (i.e., tell them to masturbate in a video and send that) you can go to prison
imported american chastity panic. 
it's going to be hard to police and follow through with but apparently it will make banks less likely to allow business with sites that allow it (like patreon, onlyfans etc) and then swedish people that sell that type of content will either have to stop, move abroad or start selling sex on the street again. I really couldnt care which way if someone wants to sell videos of their tits or dicks but I really struggle to see a single benefit to society with a law like this except the puritanian perspective

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> If a person, in relationship with the pornographic creator, lives in the same shared residence with the model, even without taking part of the income, they can be charged with pimping.
> If a landlord (God's blessing upon them) rents out a residence to a pornographic creator, they can be charged with pimping for allowing the residence be used as the location of sex sales
Take me out of this timeline. These are laws that normal people come up with. These are laws that people come up with to soothe the minds of people with moral panic and to make it look like they're doing something despite increasing equity gaps, rising housing prices, electricity prices, food prices, failure to meet environmental goals and increasing ang violence
I live in the third world. Even Brazil wouldn't think about a law this ridiculous

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 >>/16082/
 >>/16083/
Lmao how is that even a thing, dumbass unenforceable laws that just make it harder on some random broads. 
I can at least see some reason when the dumbasses try to limit the access to porn for minors (even if it's obviously going to be misused or not done well enough to amount to much), but this just doesn't make much sense.
It's like if someone asked a chud to draft a law and it just passed, are you sure you're not under an alt-right regime buddy?

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> try to limit the access to porn for minors
This has nothing to do with the porn itself, it's just about the purchasing of custom porn. If a company pays you to shove a stick up your ass, that's fine. If Sven pays you to? Off to jail, both of you.
With this being a crime now, police is allowed to suspect anyone that owns pornographic material. How could they know you haven't paid for it, huh? Coupled with another law that allows for electronic surveillance when you are suspected of a crime with at least 2 years of prison on the scale, they can now listen in on everything that you're doing just because they suspect you of.... paying someone to use their feet on a dildo
I can't believe this country sometimes.
One chick (OF pornographer) was interviewed in one of the newspapers and she said that she is considering moving abroad but that most of the people that she asked, as well as when she contacted the biggest (translation will be rough here, I am ESL) Sex Workers Union(?), apparently most of the people they had talked with as well had said that they would start selling on the street with the minority (and almost all of the remaining answers) considering moving, too.

> One of the parties preaches for a much further reaching implementation of the law. They also want to forbid paid subscriptions to public OnlyFans feeds, as they consider these an expression of male violence

To clarify, the sale of customs isn't being criminalized – it's legal just as selling sex is – it's the purchase of it that is now made illegal, just like buying sex. Though, this just means that their income source is being made illegal and therefore they cannot make money unless their clientelle is international

There is a lot to talk about on this topic but I think I will stop this post here. It will just spiral into meaningless legal and political talk of which I am the only person in the country where it might be interesting to discuss

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 >>/16805/
Maybe you should've not been named Sven, ever thought of that?
> the whole post
This literally sounds like parody, as in I would believe that if someone tried to literally kill onlyfans/internet sex work in your country as a business or if someone was trying to make a catch all law to entrap males that have any porn on any device.
It literally sounds like someone is making up retarded horseshoe theory analogy between far right and far left, and if I didn't just believe you're most probably not pulling my leg I would definitely be in disbelief.
> as they consider these an expression of male violence
Golden quote. I'm dying from laughter here nao falsa XD

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 >>/16086/
The fun part about the horseshoe theory mention is that both far right and far left voted for this (in reality, every single party except one did from what I read, though the golden quote comes from the legal policy spokesperson from the party that voted no (I havent checked the numbers, I just accepted this statement as fact))

I missed one thing in my previous post that was mentioned in the post before it but might've gotten lost inbetween. People can still sell, nobody can buy and the sites that host it or facilitate it can be charged with pimping meaning that it's not just "losing their swedish customer base", it's being kicked off of the sites completely in order for the companies not to end up in legal trouble

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> the sites completely in order for the companies not to end up in legal trouble
Well, you can always just host your own OF clone site as a singular svidish creator :^)
But yea I've got it, basically it kills the industry as a whole. Funny, in a "wtf are these retards in power doing?" kind of way.

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 >>/16088/
Yeah. It's almost getting to the point where typing "Sweden Super Power 2030" is fun in the same way as typing "India Super Power 2030" is

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 >>/16089/
YOU BLOODY BENCHOD BLOOD YOU NEVER DISRESPACT THE COUNTRY BLOOD AGAIN BLOODY
Don't worry, worst case scenario you can come to Jaśków, Szczebrzyszyn, I'll hide you at the attic or something