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Oh, I wish I had chickens

Without a price, I don't know what the fuck the thread is about. Plus, it is necessary to give a historical summary for comparison and preferably the prices for substitute products, also with a summary. This is going to be interesting.

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>>/284348/
There is.
Today I grabbed a hen of 360 for drying. From a local factory. Discount. Maybe prices are normalizing.

Well, if anything, it's my personal liquorist.

>>/284367/
Navalny has this project https://pricing.day/ Very revealing. Here leeks 2 times increased in a year. It's gonna be cooler than crypts.

>>/polru/284370@284336
Now I would like to go to FSB on links. Except for the chicken, I didn’t really notice. Pork cost 360 and is worth it.
I hope everything goes up because of the ruble.

Polru/284370@284336
"POLASOMILLS LUKOM".

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In Ukraine fillet 140-170 UAH
Turkey 200
Thigh 120-130

Toko at the endache dulled sho breast fillet and thigh fillet are different products naha!
File hips in Ukraine 170 UAH

>>/polru/284602@284336
Endchan culinary and educational

Would you be 8th?

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>>/polru/285152@284336
>> Where were you 8 years?

>>/polru/285723@285296

Even before the war, he managed to buy a sold pan of thick stainless steel. The pen is also their stainless steel without rivets. It doesn't heat up when you fry.
Feline chicken is the same thing. I wash the fat and the burnt. I pour water and a spoonful of soda. Let me stand on fire for 10 minutes. Then everything is wiped off with a spatula easily.
It was 4,000 or 5,000 then. Stainless steel is an imported brand in Latin.

>>/polru/285858@284336
You just never dried/dried fillet, immediately would have tried-understood what an ultimatum method of making chicken.

>>/285896/
I used to cook myself a namka in a restaurant - finely cut the breast, slap in eggs and bread crumbs, and then deep fry a little. Cooking a minute, but the meaty tender turns out to me

>>/polru/285928@284336
> deep-fried
It tastes good, but then you fuck off your cholesterol and other fatty foods. It tastes better, too.

What if there's a larvae of a worm?

>>/polru/285933@284336
Well, yeah, just a long time to cook.
>>/285944/
Dried or fried in oil?
I don’t care, I’d rather give the fish to the fish

>>/polru/285945@284336
Fried in oil larvae are considered a delicacy in some countries. And tourists who try them in principle even love.
And in general, there are many prejudices about insects, no matter how twisted it really is one of the best and cheap sources of protein. I would say that if I had to survive, I would eat crickets/larvae. But it's just so nice, of course, that chicken is a sluggish fuck.
>> Well, yeah, just a long time to cook.
Well, it's cheese-dried. Just lethargic can be done in the oven with injection in a day.

>>/284336/
What about the eggs? It should also increase in price if chickens die without Western antibiotics.
>>/285954/
Well, no, I won't eat that kind of abomination even if I'm hungry, it's better to hunt pigeons.

>>/polru/285945@284336
Dried or fried in oil?
The aerogril is ours.
And also good is the bee brood, interrupted with honey in a blender. The product is purely seasonal and local.

>>/polru/285962@284336
>> What about the eggs?
It feels like they've gone up in price, but in chicken, they're not good at sweeps. As far as I know, laying and slaughter meat are different technologies in general with different medicine, maybe eggs are not so bad.
I'll take Azovo, lol.
I will not disgust you.
He'll get you. Then you will try and even praise. Overton point is like that. But in fact, you probably imagine it this way - you are served literally alive still moving insects in shells.
In fact, most people grind into flour, and if you don't tell them there are insects, you won't even notice. That's how many buds suddenly fuck when they find out that their favorite protein comes from cricket flour.
And the infected larvae in the larvae generally distinguish dicks from the naggets.

The main thing is that technology is needed to make food objectively more attractive.
I mean, we have no problem eating eggs, right? Because we invented to eat the unfertilized. But from the eggs with the embryo will vomit anyone unfamiliar with this noose. It's worse than living insects.
So why are eggs normal? The habit and the fact that they are not fertilized. It'll be with bugs, too. They'll come up with a digestible form, they'll learn how to cook, and you won't notice how you'll even start preferring them to regular meat.

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The colonel captured a new height of 97

>>>/286455/
On the Kurinome front, the poque without a feather, 500 did not break through.

>>> polru/286503@284336
prinal

Because of the warming in my farts flytraps and mantises started

In Russia will rise in price of coffee, tea and confectionery.

Major tea and coffee producers have already warned (https://www.kommersant.ru/doc/6148707?from=glavnoe_5) retailers about an increase in selling prices from autumn by 6-9%. Confectionery factories will raise the cost of production by 15%. The reasons for the rise in prices indicate the weakening of the ruble, dependence (still) on imported raw materials, which in turn rose in price due to the low harvest of cocoa beans and tea.

Pay attention to how we are carefully prepared for price increases. Here, turkey will soon rise in price by 15%, coffee and cocoa by about the same amount, meat and chicken have already risen in price, and will rise in price even, for tobacco prices in general from day to day in space will fly. Gasoline has never been so cheap for the residents of an energy-producing country, with a discount it is only for friendly partners, and who are we? Well, which of us are partners, in fact, and someone should work out a discount for India and Belarus.

Why all this “news” about the upcoming price increase, when prices are already rising daily, and not by 15%? Just to hit the psyche. In order to sow panic, and then reproachfully report on TV, they say, again people like a herd, all swept off the shelves, how we were so unlucky with them. This is the only kind of motivation and tone that the state understands. Sow panic, fear and anxiety. And then you wonder why nobody gives birth in this country

“During the inspection, bacteria of the E. coli group, salmonella, listeria were identified, and the meat of some brands was classified as a group of questionable freshness,” salmonella and other bacteria, including the E. coli group, were found in minced meat on Russian shelves.

It is specified that 18 brands of chicken mince were studied from 10 subjects of the Russian Federation. The products were tested on 86 indicators of safety, quality, organoleptic characteristics and labeling reliability. In the trademarks ABC of Taste, Rococo, SPAR, Crossroads, Myasnov, Chernyshikhin meat and Yaroslavl broiler Roskoshestvo found excess in the number of mesophilic aerobic and optionally anaerobic microorganisms, Troekurovo, Every day and Chernyshikhinskoe meat found bacteria of the group of E. coli; in the brands Svoy, VkusVilla, Chernyshikhinskoe meat and Yaroslavl broiler found pathogenic microorganisms, including salmonella, a perekureoka and perekurok. In Miratorg products, fiber that was not declared on the label was revealed. Fiber was also found in the products of three other brands, but in these cases the manufacturer announced it.

That is, Miratorg puts something in the mince, but does not even consider it necessary to notify about it. And some unnamed manufacturer, it turns out, does not weigh much: the weight of the product was indicated 500 grams, and in fact was 478.6 grams

How do you replace kura if anything?

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Reported capture of 98 colonel ruble.

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>>/polru/288959@284336
Fuck the geese, you can see they're ready to give the eagle the cunt.

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>>/286958/
Dog, pigeon, cat. But not for long (quickly all the game will end in the available water area) and will have to switch to cockroaches and flies.
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To taste the composition: starch + sugar + koler + fragrance "raspberry". In the "composition" for some reason, the starch was forgotten. The price is junk, but it's not worth it - the taste is disgusting.

>>/286958/
Soybean mince, tofu, seitan

>>/289615/
Peas, aren't you Russian?

>>/289761/
Well, beans are a base

>>/polru/289855@284336
Do you want to give a sweater every 2 minutes?

>>/polru/289972@284336
To get the right nutrients

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There will be no more bush legs.
There won't even be a mop beetle or a black soybean.
It'll be Ukrainian dick

And I told you that you need to build fly nurseries - flour from flies is the most nutritious.

>>/290178/
By the way, fellow Negroes can help with learning how to sculpt patties from flies, I even saw a video on YouTube.
Maybe that’s what they bring in to experience.

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At the bottom of the bocharik kg chicken costs 200 rubles

Do we?

>>/polru/293285@284336
in our country you can buy a fat glasses blogger

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>>/polru/293285@284336
>> Do we?
Quite.

>>/polru/293285@284336
The carcass is worth it. I don’t know how much it cost six months ago.
But that's where he'll buy 20 eggs for 100 rubles. I've had a dozen C0s for a hundred years.

>>/polru/293560@284336
i confirm the eggs c0, yesterday i saw a dozen of 129 in a five-orkok.
so the prices are out of his ass

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What's the most important thing?

>>/polru/293902@284336
By the way, why are sanctions not brought to Russia from Ukraine? The ideal path and losses are minimal when transporting.

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>>/polru/294014@284336
> Minimum losses
You would also ask why there are no grains from Armenia in the carabs.

Still sad about the available smear (https://t.me/stalin_gulag/7585)? You have not heard that the category of luxury products jumped and glazed cheese.

By October, retail prices for some of them will exceed 120 rubles apiece. Of course, due to the rise in the cost of spare parts for production, raw materials, logistics and problems with cocoa beans in the world market. Price increases are expected to reach 40%.

Manufacturers offer to forget about chocolate glaze, as if it never existed. And replace it with fruit to keep prices down. It is also proposed to reduce the mass of cheese. I remember it was already reduced (https://t.me/stalin_gulag/4248). At this rate, only a wrapper and good memories will remain from the glazed cheese

>>/polru/295229@284336
How can you not make a glaze? Chocolate out of Russia is even 50 rubles. Quite edible. I glaze it myself.

>>/polru/293902@284336
89 rubles for a similar bottle of "Good Coke", i.e. 20 rubles more expensive

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Alushta.

>>/polru/295447@284336
And we have in the news loop for as much as 11 rubles cheaper. 468 now. Let me suck.

In autumn bread in Russia will rise by 10%

Now I would like to recall that quite recently the president boasted of a record grain harvest, and there is nothing to say about the free sending of wheat from the master’s shoulder to African countries

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In the autumn, bread in Russia will rise by 10% due to the withdrawal from the grain deal, the collapse of the ruble and sanctions, Baza writes (https://t.me/bazabazon/20663), citing sources among producers.

The main reason is precisely the deal: after its termination, grain and flour prices creeped up, purchases now cost about 20% more.

In the Ministry of agriculture, this information was called fake.

>>/polru/295681@284336
>>/polru/295711@284336
10% is small. I need 100%. At least.

>>/polru/295711@284336
>> In autumn, bread in Russia will rise by 10% due to the exit from the grain deal, the collapse of the ruble and sanctions
And in the winter there will be famine.

>>/284336/
>>/polru/295720@284336
Endcha. Worth shit in a package of faggot "bread" 35 rubles, will cost 39 rubles. We need to be right under the hundredth.  Like the beans.

In early September, Nestle will increase prices for baby food

We are talking about breast milk substitutes (Nestogen, NAN, Gerber and Nestlé), ready-made breakfasts (Nesquik, Hrutka, Cosmostars) and instant drinks from cocoa.

The upcoming rise in the price of baby food Nestle explains the decline in the ruble - more than 30% since the beginning of 2023. In addition to the ruble, the cost of cocoa drinks is affected by the growth of world prices for raw materials and sugar, in particular, the price of cocoa beans, which has jumped up by 23% since the beginning of the year. Nestle plans to raise prices by 9% from September 4

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>>/polru/297371@284336
In the USSR, until the mid-70s, there were no baby dry mixtures at all, and after they were scarce, children were fed on women's milk, mothers with excess milk were registered in dairy kitchens and were required to donate milk every day. It was packed and sold in “dairy kitchens”.

Why would you ask? Nothing, just a titty

>>/polru/297897@284336
And if there is no milk or formula, what are the children fed?

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There were 365 days, just 300 rubles.
I wonder how dangerous it is to buy this. I really want to dry it.

>>/298102/
pisai

>>/polru/321312@284336
Did you grow up on the pee or did you learn the twik of nobility?

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>>/polru/300811@284336
365 is an internal brand of tape, like every day from achan. Skidos due to excusability and logistics.

>>/polru/297897@284336
Fuck, that's what the fuck this is. I thought I couldn't hate council country any more.

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I propose a billion-dollar Chinese innovation, for poultry producers and retailers - to pump carcass with water-soluble gel or transparent cream and fat components without fragrance.
You can increase the mass of the meat.
You can start with 5-7% of your weight.

>>/284336/
PETELINKA
Fucking hated that shit in the rah. I remember that fucking thing happening 2 times. I don't know what the fuck they're doing there, maybe brine or whatever, but the chicken from the farmhouse didn't have that shit.

>>/polru/324424@284336
This is the best piece of shit that sells. It just doesn't stink. That’s why they take it, despite the fact that it costs more than 400, although there are options for 350.

>>/polru/324707@284336
>>/polru/324424@284336
And what are the most famous and largest brands of chicken now in Russia?

>>/polru/325001@284336
Since almost every major city has its own factory in the region from which, and sometimes not one - as a rule, "known" primarily local producers. For example, in Novosibirsk it is NPF (Novosibirsk poultry farm) or Kudryashevsk meat plant. And so that everywhere you can find - Petelinka, Azovo, Troekurovo.

>>/polru/3254@284336
Thanks for the education. Do you have chlorinated chicken or chlorine free?

>>/polru/325501@284336
The law requires chlorination. After one of the epidemics of E. coli, the law was passed. I thought I was signing bears. Therefore, the importation of European and American chicken is prohibited.

>>/polru/325506@284336
And, although delirious, on the contrary, chlorine was forbidden. I'm going to bed.

>>/polru/325506@284336
>> Therefore, the importation of European and American chicken is prohibited.
Import is prohibited due to the embargo of agricultural products from the EU, Miratorg and other agro-alliances were fussed in 2014, when the Kremlin was imposed personal sanctions for the cream

Excise taxes on wine in the Russian Federation from may 1 next year may increase (and may not increase) 3 times — the draft amendments to the Tax code.

From Krasnoyarsk KFC disappeared chicken wings. The problem is the shortage of chicken in Russia, the company said.

Meat processors complain about the high cost of chicken in at least spring.

>>/polru/333203@284336
In my city, the wings also disappear periodically. It's kind of silly.

>>/333491/
What is there to eat? Vegan burger?

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>>/polru/333767@284336
Onion roots and worm crickets.

>>/polru/333767@284336
Legs/strips. For some reason, it was the wings that disappeared from everywhere (even from the fuck).

Experts: due to rising food prices, Russians will celebrate the New Year with bread and salt

>>/polru/334283@284336
>> Legs/strips. For some reason, it was the wings that disappeared from everywhere (even from the fuck).

Amazing. It is as if the wings are produced separately from the legs. . .

>>/polru/335658@284336
Huita. In general, they did not even get close to at least “inconvenient” prices, now they even drink somehow weakly wild. And x2-x3 will not be very soon.
>>/polru/335717@284336
I think they're just being used more and more, that's all.
But in general, the crisis there has been overcome, the wings are again stable in sale.

>>/polru/336539@284336
> Rostix And kfz
Don't you fucking get it, isn't it the same now? And why somewhere called kfz, somewhere called rostiks? What's going on?
And so apparently with bird flu more or less dealt with, for some period was a chicken. And now the new attack is staff shortages. Dude, bring in the Palestinians!

>>/polru/336794@284336
>> Dude, bring in the Palestinians!
Created conditions for them?

>>/polru/336806@284336
Yeah, sure. Did you see how many mosques they built? Soon there will be more than churches.

Russia is waiting for a 30% rise in the price of fish and seafood, said in an interview with Radio 1 President of the Association of production and trade enterprises of the fish market Vitaly Kornev. According to him, today the main suppliers of marine products to Russia are Chile and other Latin American countries, as well as Turkey, China, Vietnam, India and Indonesia, and prices for raw materials increased by 30%, as they depend on the ruble against the dollar.

Raw materials have increased by 30 percent, the labor force has now grown by 20-30% with a tendency to grow by 50%. If we talk about the cost, it grows by 30 percent. And the future price growth strongly depends on the exchange rate of the ruble against the dollar, the expert said.


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It is very disappointing that Russia has no access to any of the seas, otherwise the fish would not be expensive.

>>/polru/336794@284336
>> Dude, bring in the Palestinians!
Negroes don't go, you mean Palestinians.

>>/polru/337495@284336
>> It is a shame that Russia does not have access to any of the seas, otherwise the fish would not cost much.
If there were oil and gas reserves in Russia, fuel would not be so expensive.

Chicken in Russia rose on average by a quarter, reports (https://) rtvi.com/visual/v-kakih-regionah-czeny-na-kuriczu-vyrosli-silnee-vsego-infografika/) RTVI.

According to Rosstat, from January to September, prices rose by 25.4% - from 176.25 rubles per kg to 221.02 rubles. The largest increase was recorded in Dagestan (+50.8%), Penza region (38.8%), and occupied Crimea (+43%). The head of the Ministry of agriculture Patrushev (broadcasting from the chicken coop) assured Pydor that chicken producers have already begun to reduce prices. Due to the rise in price, the authorities want to ban (https://regulation.gov.ru/Regulation/Npa/PublicView?npaID=143076) the export of certain types of chicken from the country.

  The government plans to curb the price of chicken as gasoline by banning exports. Experts are opposed to

This material is produced and distributed by a foreign agent of the Bell or concerns the activities of a foreign agent of the Bell. 18+

Vladimir Pydor the day before yesterday at a government meeting asked why chicken has risen in price by 27% since the beginning of the year. Minister of Agriculture Dmitry Patrushev said that “there are no economic reasons for rising prices in the domestic market.”

On the same day, the Ministry of Agriculture published (https://regulation.gov.ru/Regulation/Npa/PublicView?npaID=143076) a draft “temporary ban on the export of certain types of poultry meat outside the territory of the Russian Federation for a period of 6 months” starting in December.

The rationale recalls how the government explained the ban on diesel exports (https://thebell.media/pochemu-zapret-na-eksport-topliva-ne-budet-dolgim-gosbanki-podnyali-stavki-po-ipoteke-cisco-pokupaet-splunk) in order to curb domestic prices. “The current situation [the dollar rate] contributes to the excessive attractiveness of poultry meat exports compared to supplies to the domestic market, which poses a threat to food security,” the ministry wrote.

What products will be affected by the ban, is not yet determined, and the Ministry does not comment. Sources of Kommersant suggest (https://www.kommersant.ru/doc/6298772) that we are talking about the carcasses of the broiler. This is about 50 thousand tons, or 15%, of chicken exports worth $ 50 million per year. Possibly, chicken leg and turkey will be banned and exports to the EAEU countries will not be included (about a third of the total volume).

  What is the possible effect?

Experts believe that export restrictions in principle cannot lead to a serious decrease in prices for poultry meat in Russia.

  Export chicken is different from domestic chicken. For foreign markets, carcasses of 0.9-1 kg are produced, for which there is no demand in Russia. “With export restrictions, such items can only be sold for the production of cheap raw materials, leaving foreign retail,” the newspaper’s industry sources say. First of all, Viktor Nauruzov’s Resource and Cherkizovo Group, which exported almost a quarter of a million tons of poultry meat, may suffer.

  The increase in the cost of production is due not only to the weakening of the ruble, but also to the shortage of labor and rising wages. Prices for chicken are actually restrained by the cheapness of grain in the domestic market.

  Exports of poultry meat account for only 5-7% of Russian production, which is kept at the level of 4.8 million tons per year. Therefore, restrictions can have an effect only in the short term, and in the long term we need to think about the growth of production and guarantees to investors.

A ban on poultry exports could reduce the investment attractiveness of finished products exports and lead to increased exports of grain or soybeans. Experts recommend (https://youtube.com/@STERNENKO _/economics/v-rossii-hotyat-zapretit-eksport-myasa-pticy-i-yaic-upadut-li-ceny-na-nih/) to take advantage of the experience of Brazil, which exports more than 4 million tons a year of poultry.

♪️ Experts call the ruble exchange rate the main factor for stabilizing prices. At the price of a dollar up to 88 rubles, the price of eggs and chicken meat should stop its growth.

Experts call the ruble exchange rate the main factor for stabilizing prices. At the price of a dollar up to 88 rubles, the price of eggs and chicken meat should stop its growth. Now a dollar is worth 94.40 rubles. In the coming months, the US currency will cost 90-95 rubles, analysts expect (https://quote.ru/news/article/653b772b9a7947782c872651).

What a life

>>/polru/349332@284336
I know how it helps with gasoline. And with agricultural products every time the same shit happens. How much grain rotted in covedic times, so as not to bring down prices for faggots.

>>/polru/352798@352272

In the magnet some perpetual action on the fillet, 258 rubles. I bought, ate, like, live, ordinary fillet. Not for good, did the Chinese bring, the prices of the couple so dramatically went down.

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>>/polru/290102@284336
>> It'll be Ukrainian dick.
History repeats itself. It's sausage, but it's nouance.

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>>/polru/293285@284336
He wrote it as if it could be bought for 100 rubles. What a pussy. He was once a funny artist. I respected him once

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>>/polru/295711@284336
What a motherfucker

>>/polru/357161@284336
Chicken unrest?

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>>/polru/293285@284336
august 16 is literally a distant past in terms of price

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slope

Vladimir Vladimirovich "Foot" Putin fucks children

аSkabeeva told about the “shit” in the United States, and then – for the sake of contrast – about the Russian economy.

"Cocacalypse" is how the propagandist described (https://Paha-Ne-Vydast.me/rtvimain/87364) the situation in San Francisco, a "ghost town full of shit." And in order to “feel moral superiority” (according to Skabeeva), she immediately after the footage with feces said that Western sanctions could not destroy the Russian economy, and the Russians, unlike the Americans, live “even better than before the SVO”.

Their victories.

Almost 8 million Russians stopped paying for housing and communal services, – FSSP.

“The number of malicious debtors for housing and communal services in Russia by the end of 2023 amounted to 7.9 million people,” the service said

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In connection with the increase in prices, the FAS conducts anti-cartel inspections of 12 producers of chicken eggs and chicken meat. https://fas.gov.ru/publications/24185

It's not a joke! Since the beginning of the year, eggs have risen by 25.3%

Due to the increase in prices for ingredients in Russia, cakes have risen in price. The cost of confectionery products soared by 20% due to the rise in the price of milk, and therefore cream and butter, as well as constantly expensive logistics.

Now to lose weight for the new year there is a real chance

New Year’s table this year will cost 9.17% more than last year. The top 3 products that have risen in price over the year are tangerines (35%), chicken (27%) and eggs (25%).

When I watch food prices rise, I don’t understand why securities are needed, all these stocks, bonds, bitcoins are yours. Dumbly launch futures on the Moscow stock exchange for tangerines and eggs, and we will be trading the whole country every year. We will become an international financial center. Warren Buffett will be jealous

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What is the name of this disease when they go to die for Piedor, come back disabled, and then ask Piedor not to send them back to death?
They do not ask for justice and equality. They ask him to make an exception to the lawlessness.

Send him to die again or leave him to be treated with state money? The solution is obvious.

>>/polru/360739@284336
Date of birth: Approximately 1968. com/watch?v=4PTRR0PQxAc

>>/polru/361560@284336
I was in two fives today. No eggs. Sow. All cleared up

>>/polru/361568@284336
The population hopes that the rate will grow to sell profitably

>>/polru/361552@284336
It is necessary to wait a year and call the hotline to Piedor - after all, everything is solved by manual control: a dozen faggot problems a year, let the rest wait for the next one and remember the royal kindness!

What's with BANANAS?

>>/polru/362399@284336
Bananas are fine and will be fine.
I generally laugh with people who write with indignation or admiration about why bananas are cheaper than potatoes.
Because, my naive friends, one box from Argentina filled with NOT bananas pays off their whole lot.
They are cheaper than potatoes, don’t worry.

>>/polru/3625@284336
What about tangerines?
I'll die without tangerines.
Here recently, instead of normal, Chinese sour parachute with a thin skin is brought. Fucker.

>>/polru/3625@284336
It is not clear what will happen to the non-bananas, given that a new president has arrived in Argentina, who is radically opposed to pulp and pulp. Perhaps the State Duma will soon be left without its daily sniff of non-bananas.
>>/polru/362857@284336
I heard that the Abkhaz have a crop failure this year. I don’t see anything other than Chinese.

>>/polru/362866@284336
Are bananas made in Argentina? This is the first time.

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>> There were no eggs

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Anon, what are good tangerines? In the shops I see a lot of soft, from them diarrhea

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>>/polru/363767@284336
The Israelis were fucking healthy, soft-skinned and sweet. But you know you're gonna fucking find them now.
The Moroccans are still good.
The rest is usually shit. Especially Chinese. Small, tough, thin-skinned and sour. It's like they're being picked up early.
The clementines are all right, but they're gone from everywhere.

>>/polru/364192@284336
The Abkhaz people are fucked up, but they don’t have something this year, and it’s such a big deal to support a faggot pseudo-republic.
Morocco has joined the sanctions, and it is not.
Chinese crap, although it would seem that China is the birthplace of mandarins and the leader in their production.

>>/polru/364347@284336
>> Chinese crap, although it would seem that China is the birthplace of mandarins and the leader in their production.
I'll tell you a secret: China sends all normal goods where they're paid well. In Russia, they drive the nonsense, for which in Europe they will give in the face.

>>/polru/364399@284336
There is a funny story about China and food. The birthplace of the kiwi fruit is China and originally it was called Chinese gooseberry and they practically did not eat it until New Zealand decided to grow and force it and now the main producers of kiwi in the world are New Zealand, Italy and Chile. Only recently did China come to its senses and start growing and exporting it massively, but have you tried Chinese kiwi? And New Zealand?

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>>/polru/364407@284336
Well, the Chinese kiwi was originally the size of a walnut, New Zealand - a product of breeding, the Chinese at this time fought with sparrows and died of hunger, they were not up to fruit.

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The Kiwi is also a bird. . .

>>/polru/364347@284336
In the tape I bought Israeli - my respects, better marrocan. Here I can not understand what happened to the pomelo, even in the covid, prices have increased several times and there are few of them.

Today I learned that washing chicken in accordance with American and European standards is harmful.
https://youtube.com/watch? v=90Nd_vh3yk8
Like in the process of washing you will spoil more space around, it is very difficult to wash dishes after a raw chicken, and even in the process of washing you even poison the air with a chicken.
So it turns out, according to their numerous studies, a normal white man does not wash the chicken. Asians, blacks and faggots wash by both cheeks and retrain them. Even a scientist involved in the study of the question and acting as a consultant on statistics - a Hindu - admitted that although he understands everything, but washing the chicken - a habit.

Do not wash the chicken if you can afford it.

>>/polru/364796@284336
And if the hen was sick with the black plague, then plague sticks will disperse throughout the kitchen. By the way, do chickens get plague? Or just a plague?

>>/polru/364796@284336
you don't have to wash your fucking hands either, splashes with pathogenic bacteria fly, you can get sick and die. you don't have to wash your fucking hands. i've also heard that you have to close the toilet lid when you drain, because the shit in the spray forms a suspension that you inhale.
in fact, you need to wash everything, because if you get sick from bacteria that fly away from meat, then you have a cunt with an immunka, and it is not worth washing / not washing the meat, because you are in intensive care.

>>/polru/364799@284336
Believe that salmonella saves the immune
Thinking smarter than the U.S. health ministries and Europe
Faggot, did you even look at the video?

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Well, this is somehow so counterintuitive that if you get infected from salmonella that got on a water suspension while washing a chicken, then nothing will save you, it is fate.
I didn't see it, it's complicated, it's complicated.
Taking this opportunity, I want to clarify with the viewer: is it possible to catch salmonella while washing the testicles? In another authoritative video game, I was told that only faggots do not wash their eggs before cooking. But now I'm not sure of anything. How can I avoid salmonella if I want to eat testicles?

>>/polru/364800@284336
how many people get sick from washing meat.

>>/polru/364800@284336
>> Believe that salmonella saves the Imunka
Almost all pathogens of diseases are suppressed by the immune system, until they pass beyond the critical mass.
If this were not so, then all people would have died a long time ago, because these pathogens are saturated with everything.
>>/polru/364841@284336
>> How can I avoid salmonella if I want to eat testicles?
Cook/fry the contents of eggs, wash hands and objects touching the shell.

>>/polru/364841@284336
>> Well, this is somehow so counterintuitive that if you get infected from salmonella that got on a water suspension while washing a chicken, then nothing will save you, it is fate.
What if there's an anthrax stick in there?

In Russia, beef for the New Year holidays will increase in price by at least 7-10 percent, said Roman Kostyuk, Director General of the National Union of Beef Producers.

Beef production is the only industry that has failed to significantly reduce the need for imports, he told Parliamentary Gazette. From 280 to 320 thousand tons of imported beef are imported to Russia per year - at least 20 percent of the total production.

>>/polru/364864@284336
If there is an anthrax stick, then you do not need to rub raw chicken into your cuts.
>>/polru/364861@284336
Washing hands and objects touching the shell
> wash
But on the vidos they say that washing is even more dangerous than cooking unwashed. By analogy with a chicken, you need to break an unwashed egg into a pan in gloves and throw the shell together with the gloves into a sealed bag. All this without removing the mask of FFP3 minimum.

>>/polru/364902@284336
>> If there is an anthrax stick, then you do not need to rub raw chicken into your cuts.
Anthrax is a very dangerous disease for humans, and if you suspect it, you should consult a doctor as soon as possible.
In the absence of such a possibility, the following popular means may be useful, which can still capture the disease at the very beginning:
- the pimple that appears should be immediately cauterized with any improvised means: strong vodka, pure carbolic acid, caustic lime, hot iron, molten maroon, ammonia;
- bake an onion in hot ash, rub it with lean oil and apply it to the sore spot, often changing poultices. After 6 hours. the black spot will become convex; then it should be lubricated with a feather with nitric acid (or strong vodka); then again apply the bulb. After 2 hours, lubricate again and continue treatment for 2 days until the black spot falls out of the nest.

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!!️ 2021. People wonder why bananas are so cheap compared to vegetables.
2023. Bananas in Russia have risen significantly.
Conclusion: Don't ask for anything, it'll only get worse

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! In the state Duma called “dog nonsense” dreams of pensioners about meat for the New year.

That's right, you live in a superpower - overhold and eat a swan!

>>/polru/365254@284336
Bananas have gone up in price. Anon was right.

>>/polru/365254@284336
> 2021. People wonder why bananas are so cheap compared to vegetables.
> 2023. Bananas in Russia have risen significantly.
Well, because only an absolute moron, of which 80% among the deep people, will put the question in this way. The Russian government’s response was absolutely right: Don’t you like that bananas are cheaper? Raise the price of bananas.
It would be better to ask why wages are falling relative to the global average. The whole world will not be fucked up to change the non-Russian part of inequality.

Orange juice has been growing in price for 2 consecutive years. Even Bitcoin cannot do this in such a time.

In Orenburg, due to soaring prices for eggs, they began to be sold piece by piece.

FAS offered retailers to temporarily limit the markup on all chicken eggs sold by them at the level of no more than 5%.

>>/polru/367956@284336
Neleka in Russia is probably time to ban for testicular force.
https://youtube.com/watch? v=hRPPhxUlZYM

Anonchik, explain exactly how eggs are fertilized in egg-layers?
I don't understand shit.
After all, if an egg inside a chicken is already formed with the shell, how do sperm enter and fertilize it? And if it is soft at first, then this means there is only a short period when a rooster can fertilize a chicken, and then the tops are not useless? But after all, hens rush almost every day.

>>/polru/368140@284336
Eggs in chickens are literally monthly, that is, working out unfertilized material. But in general, it is better not to go into the topic, then you will become a vegetarian.

>>/polru/368140@284336
The shell is formed literally at the last stage of development, before
the way out.
>>/polru/368542@284336
There are a few things that are not quite so and not quite so.

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Saratov. Huge lines to buy eggs cheaper than 100 rubles for a dozen. Superpowerly

For all standing in line playing Disco Accident! Ooh!

And cold in winter and green in spring.
With you and me, it's eggs.
You'll wake up at dawn.
You hear the kids laughing.
If only there were these
It's Eggs.



What do you eat for breakfast? - Eggs
What do you know by the smell? – Eggs
What do adults and children like?
What is the turn of the millennium?
Here you go with them from the store.
Make the eggs visible for a moment.
And you'll see how surprised people are.
Passers-by, look, it's just...
These are eggs

>>/polru/368613@284336
On the squares of Saratov lined up huge queues for eggs for 78 rubles.

Did they dream of bringing back the USSR? There he is!

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>>/polru/366441@284336
yeah... clearly some kind of conspiracy.

The testicles are fucked, there are no eggs in the ribbon at all, in five from 120 are. I can't afford to be 200k per second.

>>/polru/369007@284336
What about the dumplings?

>>/polru/369051@284336
I've never bought a dumpling in my life, so I can't tell you how expensive it is. But there are all kinds that in the tape, that in the five. From Deshmansky for 120 rubles (there are sawdust that) to some pretentious for a couple of pieces. On average, the price of 300 somewhere. pork in general fell even more, as I began to buy it instead of chicken so it has only since become cheaper.

>>/polru/369007@284336
Today at 5K:
CO 135 rub/des
C1 120 rub/des

Japan has fallen into “crab dependence” on Russia, the Nikkei newspaper reported.

For the first three quarters of 2023, Russia’s share in the import of crabs in Japan was 68.8% – in 2021, this figure remained at 5%.

This is due to Western sanctions.
The U.S. used to be Russia’s largest consumer of crab meat, but Moscow has shifted its focus to Asian markets following the restrictions.


Calling the Explanatory Brigade

>>/polru/369087@284336
>> Calling the Explanatory Brigade.
Japan doesn't give a fuck about snow niggers. They put their wakizashi on all the sanctions against Pydorahia, and they buy everything without restrictions.
If it is not clear, sanctions are needed so that the United States squeezes the European market, and the Asian one is not interested in the United States.

>>/polru/369157@284336
Before the sanctions, Russia supplied many crabs to the United States. After the sanctions, this amount of crabs went to Japan.
Are the Japanese buying more tons of crabs than before, or has the crab market not changed, just Russian crabs taking someone’s market share in Japan?

In the state Duma proposed to return two-year military service. A member of the State Duma Committee on Defense believes that this can solve the problem with the number of conscripts

>>/polru/369170@284336
Japanese crabs went to the United States, what is not clear?

>>/polru/369187@284336
Makes sense. Thanks.
I didn't know it was called "crab dependence" on Russia.

 >>/369087/
> Crab meat prices drop in Japan as Russian imports flood market
> Russian-caught snow crabs now fetch about 2,000 yen ($14) per kilogram in the wholesale market, down 33% from 2022's average.

А по чем крабики в России?

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>>/polru/369508@284336
From Kektai. It seems that many years ago there were news about the gigateplica and the displacement of grandmother’s cucumbers from the market.

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Prices for eggs in Russia equaled the prices overtook prices in the United States.
13.59 rubles for an egg in America against 16.40 rubles for an egg in Russia.

At the same time, the average salary of an American is 6.5 times higher than the Russian one

>>/polru/369416@284336
There's more crabs to look for. Shops are full of mimicked pollock crab meat

>>/polru/369514@284336
Where the fuck is it? Some are already 200 rubles won.

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>>/polru/369416@284336
Prices for snow crab on avito:

Size L1 - Price: 1100p -1 kg, 500g - 550p. From 10 kg 1000p/kg.

Size L2 - Price: 1200p -1 kg, 500g - 600p. From 10 kg, 1050p/kg.


Snow Crab - 1900 rub/kg
Fallanga snow crab - 3,500 rub/kg
Snow crab salad meat - 2100 rubles / kg

>>/polru/369524@284336
Removed the main thing - the egg line

The night of 1992. A Ukrainian village. One hut door with a bang
A German soldier enters the room and shouts to the hostess:
- Grandma! Milk, eggs, trigger, schnapps!
Scared grandmother:
- Oh, come on, we haven't seen this in a while.
- Stupid woman, I brought you all these!

>>/polru/369527@284336
> take on avi food
Okay, are there extremes?

>>/polru/369611@284336
Hz, wholesalers ask for a request, then they'll tell you the price

How has the cost of couromide changed over the past six months?

It was the second year of the great struggle of Piedor with the American hegemon.

In Russian stores, prices for eggs were equal (https://Paha-Ne-Vydast.me/sstarovoytov/894) with prices in the United States, reaching 150 rubles per ten. At the same time, prices in Russia increased by a third, while in America they fell by a half.

Perhaps this is the strength of the United States that the average American does not particularly feel the result of its geopolitical adventures. In our country, if the political leadership decides to squirm in the international arena – Russians, throw yourself at each other.

First of all, it will come to ordinary people. They will stand in queues for eggs and send their relatives woolen socks to the front, and the main instigators will happily grow rich and sparkle in front of each other orders. But greatness!

Chet all the eggs literally before the eyes of another 10 rubles made, and in some places online they stopped selling. People are buying them up in stacks. These are eggs, they're kept for 20 days.
Bitch, I used to eat eggs like cheap protein every morning.

Champagne prices began to rise before the New Year. The average cost of one bottle now reaches 465.6 rubles. In Moscow and St. Petersburg sparkling costs a little more — 541 rubles and 520 rubles per bottle. Cheapest you can buy champagne in Ugra - there the average price tag is within 310 rubles.

Stock up in front of corporate parties now, otherwise you will have to buy all the alcoholic ice cream (https: //) Paha-Ne-Vydast.me/oplata_skoro_budet/4724) at the Scoocat.

>>/polru/370597@284336
Like it's 20.
Eggs become a luxury

Why isn't mayonnaise so expensive?
Is it not made of eggs?

>>/polru/372294@284336
You don't have to open it up.

>>/polru/372294@284336
Egg powder is better stored.
It is easier to import from China and other countries.
Fresh egg goods short logistics, it is 5000 km can not transport.

I wouldn’t be surprised if egg powder will soon become quite popular in Russia.

New Year’s table this year will cost Russians more — in general, food prices for the holiday rose by 12%.

The average person will have to give a little more than 5 thousand rubles to set the table. Muscovites will pay for the traditional set of 6109 rubles, and residents of St. Petersburg a little less – 5623 rubles. Mainly the increase in prices affected beets, eggs, chicken fillets and bananas.

Taking into account the price of alcohol, we are preparing to spend all our premium on the New Year treat.

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This is what the prices look like (https:/) /twitter.com/be1o4ka88/status/1733000759111778399?s=46) on eggs somewhere on Sakhalin. Olivier is definitely for the rich this year.

! Manufacturers and suppliers of products in Russia will be prohibited from raising prices by more than 30% for 60 days without economically justified reasons.

And after the election, at least the flood...
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"It's all the roosters' fault." The debtor explained the sharp rise in the price of eggs

Import substitution: Russia has started supplying eggs from Turkey.
So the authorities are trying to contain the sharp rise in the price of eggs.

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In Russia, the qualifying rounds of the Hunger Games began.
The current stage of the tour is the battle of ZA Eggs.
In the video (https://Paha-Ne-Vydast.me/bel_podrobnosti/9948) huge queues of Za with cheap eggs at a fair in Belgorod

A very capacious post was written by the author of the z-channel “Two Majors”. What does Russian society care about? War doesn't care. The situation at the front doesn’t matter either. Even the next inevitable nomination of Vladimir Pydor made no special impression on anyone. Egg society is concerned.

https:/ / Paha-Ne-Vydast.me/dva_majors/30447

>> We need to do something with "eggs for two hundred rubles." Prices for chicken caviar cause a much greater response from the audience than the situation at the front and news about the decision of the Supreme to go to the polls.

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Russia is a land of opportunity. Anything is possible, but it is likely to be unpleasant.

Even a year ago, no one would have believed that in a mighty and geopolitically great Russia, eggs would be sold piecemeal. Paha-Ne-Vydast.me/pdmnews/65435, so as not to scare people away with rising prices.

No one would believe that in Crimea, which Russia allegedly liberated and defended, a dozen C1 eggs would cost (https://Paha-Ne-Vydast.me/fcpeshka/10677) 262 rubles. That the eggs will be in line. That eggs in Russia will be more expensive than in unhappy America. No one would believe that the price of eggs was a serious topic.

And yet we're here. Once again, we find ourselves in a place where no one would ever believe we could be. It's ridiculous to even discuss what else is possible. Food stamps? Everything is possible, because Russia is a land of opportunity.

>>/polru/372889@284336
I wonder how the military represent the concern and interest in the front? There's no fucking going on at the front. Avdiivka for the third month "already tomorrow" take except that.

>>/polru/372786@284336
I bet it's from the Purer humanitarian. Or from Lynyra.

>>/polru/373039@284336
Does the LDNR have eggs?

>>/polru/373044@284336
Why not? Do you think every village is fucked up?

>>/polru/373046@284336
If there's a poultry farm, they've been selling eggs somewhere

>>/polru/373047@284336
Luhansk, for example. Luhansk will now be interrupted, for example.

>>/polru/373048@284336
If LPR poultry farms take eggs at cost, how long will they last?

It turns out that chickens were fed imported feed from Holland.
After the sanctions, the chickens began to feed domestic shit and they all began to die. Hence the shortage of eggs and the rising price of chicken meat.

Dumb fuckers spit in the well that fed them. Impossible degenerate bitch.

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And I remember perfectly well how the Yaru fascist fuck deliberately destroyed Ukrainian poultry farms and cowsheds.
Then those fucking Nazi fuckers started shooting at the granaries.
As a result, the Yarusian carrion stands in queues for eggs. Karma, fuck. And this is just the beginning, motherfuckers.

>>/polru/372781@284336
Egg supplies from NATO countries have begun. We are helping NATO build up its military power

I just came back from the store and I’m in a hurry to write the main news of the day.
In Mariupol, in Our Mark, eggs fell by as much as 5!!! rubles (I perceive this as 5 kopecks)
Yesterday their price was 147 rubles, today (December 9) 142 rubles des

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And remember, a month ago, the younger Patrushev, who works as the Minister of Agriculture, told stories from the chicken coop about how he is working on solving the problem with the expensive chicken.

Within a month, the price of eggs had risen.

It's been fruitful.

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(https://telegra.ph/file/47e30f507c22fb95c9434.jpg)News getting up from the knees - this is how empty shelves look in Ryazan, from which a valuable product of poultry breeding has completely disappeared.

It seems that the Russian Federation will soon appeal to North Korea to return the previously laid eggs.

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New queues of Za with eggs.

They called the USSR so long that it came back. He came a little bit from the side he was waiting for

The Russian government imposed a ban on the export of hard wheat until May 31, 2024

U.S. to provide Ukraine with another package of military assistance by the end of December, - Kirby, National Security Council Coordinator for Strategic Communications

The absence of Russian chicken eggs is a consequence of the presence of the majority of Russians chicken brains.

The queues for eggs suggest that before the queues for the “hams of Bush” is not so long. Who gives them.

By the way, I sold all the eggs at 125 and now sit in rubles. I'll pay back 50 in a month. Remember that tweet!

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The chicken problem was successfully solved.

LLC "EcoBelok" at the enterprise in the working village of Fryanovo of the Shchelkovo district already produces more than 10 types of food products from the biomass of the larvae of the Black Lion - a two-winged insect, the press service of the Ministry of Agriculture of the Moscow region reports.

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>>/polru/374221@284336
Aquafaba (from Latin aqua - water, faba - beans, beans) is the name of a viscous liquid obtained as a result of boiling the fruits of legumes such as chickpeas, beans, peas.

Due to its ability to mimic the functional properties of egg white, aquafaba can be used as a direct replacement for egg whites.

>>/polru/374248@284336

They are cute, I feed them to fish

Drink a glass of milk
@
I realized I had just drunk 50 rubles

>>/polru/374271@284336
You eat!

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>>/polru/374248@284336
Goi! Immediately learn to digest chitin, otherwise when Moshiach comes and the New World Order is established... you will simply starve to death!
This should have happened sooner, because the Goy people are the cause of all evil in this world, and the people of Israel are like an innocent sheep that 70 wolves want to eat.

Continue to argue about who is right or wrong, the Krakrains or the Rabseyans, the left or the right, the Nazis or the Communists. Our G-d, Yahweh, wants you to bite each other’s throats like wolves and rest as soon as possible. Moshiach Now!

In stores, truffle leiss is everywhere, a truffle menu appeared in the kfz (yes, somewhere else kfz has been preserved, a lot where), in the burgerking there is a truffle menu.
What's this conspiracy? Have you got a sniff of fancy food for last? I love the truffle flavor.

>>/polru/374540@284336
It smells and tastes like domestic gas.

The Rosselkhoznadzor is nullifying import duties for a number of Turkish enterprises in order to ensure the supply of table eggs, prices for which in Russia have skyrocketed.


Give money to the country of aggressive NATO

The sharp rise in the price of eggs tells us how much the Russian government is unable to predict the future even at a short distance. Back in the summer, everything was good - the price range of chicken eggs was in the usual indicators, which correlated with last year: from 52 to 77 rubles. But then something terrible happened.

The word “suddenly”, of course, should be put in quotation marks, because in the second half of the year the growth of egg production began to decline (https://rg.ru/2023/12/10/vlasti-vzialis-za-kurinye-iajca-kak-i-kogda-mozhet-byt-reshena-problema-s-socialno-znachimym-produktom.html), and the costs of companies, on the contrary, to grow against the background of the fall of the ruble.

Price growth was 25% for equipment, 15-25% for vaccines and veterinary drugs, and 15% for packaging. Priced and feed with grain - from 9 to 15 thousand rubles. per ton.

It is also worth adding about limiting the import of foreign vaccines, reducing the import of incubation eggs, and then it turns out that there was enough material for making predictions. The authorities could safely assume that they would follow all these factors and prepare in advance, but no, the system works differently. She needs a patient with a mild cold to get from complications in the intensive care unit, after which she will begin to search for a diagnosis, and later to treat the dying person.

Discussion of flights as usual takes place in emergency mode, and the regulators again pray on Turkish eggs: Rosselkhoznadzor allowed imports from 17 enterprises of Turkey. Stop selling eggs abroad and return preferential loans to producers. However, prices have not yet reacted to the efforts of the government, and even Rosstat mercilessly concludes: eggs have risen in price by 42%.

All this very simply explains to us what Piedor power really is. She can't predict. And just because of this, anything can bring down the regime completely unexpectedly, and it will not even understand how it happened. Because it won’t wait for this black swan, as it didn’t expect the shortage of eggs this winter, and as it did not expect the shortage of fuel this fall.

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>>/polru/375034@284336
>> But suddenly it happened.
> for equipment - 25% = 100% import
Vaccines and veterinary drugs - 15-25% = 100% import
Packaging – 15% on average = 100% import
> feed with grain - from 9 to 15 thousand rubles. per ton = from 30 to 60% import. agricultural machinery, equipment, consumption / additives, seed / gene material, etc.
> Import reduction of hatching eggs = 100% of all egg from which hatched hens = import.
In total, the fag happened literally pycryl. The beginning of the awakening of the cattlemen in the kndr.
Welcome to the scoop.

>>/Polru/375024@284336
ПЕРЕБОЙ, ЯИЦ

Soundtrack trade:

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If you’re a little tinkering with the market, you don’t even have to open a spoiler to see how domestic producers will survive the Russian government’s measure.

THC Double Yat
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Bush legs.
@
Erdoğan eggs

The bald can not pull rubber and immediately cry to the Americans to send the ham. Fortunately, the form in the dads already has nineties.

The raw material for the production of measles vaccine is an egg – Pedor

I’m sorry, I apologize, this is a failure in the work of the government – Faggot about the situation with egg prices

United Russia MPs make millions from egg exports So far, the Russians lack them.

Three egg factories, which most of all export them against the background of the egg crisis in Russia, belong to the families of deputies. Paha-Ne-Vydast.me/svobodnieslova/3556)

Since the beginning of the year, the company "Belorechenskoe" from the Irkutsk region exported eggs for almost $ 26 million. Its owners are Father Gabriel and son Sergey Frantenko. The first was a deputy of ZakS at the beginning of the zeros, and his grandson Stepan is now also a deputy from United Russia.

Poultry farm "Manyarossiysk" - the second place in export - belongs to the family of United Russia Vladimir Mkhitaryan, who was a deputy of the city Duma from 2004 to 2020. He made about $2.3 million from eggs this year.

In third place is the poultry farm Novo-Baryshevskaya, the daughter of the holding of the Novosibirsk poultry farm Oktyabrskaya - associated with the family of United Russia Oleg Podoma. During the year, they exported eggs worth $ 1.9 million.

Fuck, in my millionaire, eggs don't come to order anymore. Maybe even 200-300 rubles have already been sold out.

>>/polru/374466@284336
beetles are forbidden in judaism

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>>/polru/376292@284336
> Sergey Frantenko

The vacant manda of the Legislative Assembly of the Irkutsk region will be transferred to the registered candidate Stepan Frantenko (regional group No. 14 Usolye-Siberian). This decision was made by the Election Commission of the Irkutsk region, the press service of the commission reports.

We will remind, in the Legislative Assembly vacated a seat, because Deputy Sergey Brilka became a senator of the Federation Council of the Federal Assembly from our region. The Legislative Assembly gave him this power at its first session on September 19.

C. Frantenko was born on September 7, 1988. He holds the position of First Deputy General Director of SH PJSC “Belorechenskoe”.

FAS has initiated cases against four regional producers of chicken eggs due to rising prices, the Agency reported

>>/polru/377273@284336
Turkish testicles will be the only option. Yeah, faggot. It would be amusing if the Turks or Erdope personally ordered part of the Russian-Egg profits to be given to Ukraine.

>>/polru/377305@284336
Yandchu. After a couple of checks, the business owners will estimate how much money they made and say, "We've had enough for now." Quickly bring the poultry farm to bankruptcy and the workers will say "but the FAS has no claims"

"Za omelet" and "Cool." The pre-election slogans of Piedor are presented

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  United Russia from the Khanty-Mansiysk Autonomous Okrug will teach the wives of the military “not to be offended by the world”. The bonus is the ability to tolerate and not arrange rallies.

MP Olga Lesnova organized (https://Paha-Ne-Vydast.me/horizontal_russia/31014) a special series of trainings called “Woman”. The way to yourself. However, women there breathe the uterus, contrary to expectations, will not.

“The husband is now serving his homeland on the territory of the SVO. His wife can share his condition with him, or she can go into a state of resentment at everyone, depression, rejection. Our goal is to show that she can also engage in service: home, family, some social processes or herself, says United Russia.

A new level of coaching.

>>/377492/
>> Children, faith, food, pain
Insinuates that it hurts testicular prices?

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! December, 2023, "egg fever" reached Krasnoyarsk. People lined up to buy a "scarce" product.

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The head of the Ministry of agriculture Patrushev: in 2-3 weeks eggs will arrive from Turkey without import duty, which will finally reduce prices.

All the "greatness of Russia as a superpower" in these words.

Which will disappear first, the chicken or the egg?

>>/polru/374122@284336
>> Patrushev from the chicken coop
Personally, smoke inseminated.

>>/polru/378520@284336
I buy Turkish and go to Turkey.
I had a lot of Turkish coffee from last year.

Nobody wants a fucking war.

>>/377492/
No one is offended by the world.
There's war.

On the birthday of Erdogan (February 26) in Russia will celebrate Egg saved

Reduction of egg prices in Russia is expected after the New Year – Rusprodsoyuz

“Thank God, it was a success” – Letters on efforts to stabilize egg prices in Russia


Confident geopolitical daddy!

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Eggs are coming from Azerbaijan this week.

What happens if the EU and the US impose sanctions on the supply of eggs to Russia?

First batch of eggs from Azerbaijan imported to Russia in the amount of 612,000 pieces – Rosselkhoznadzor

>>/380786/
the consumption of eggs per day in russia is 30 million pieces.

The head of the State Duma Committee on Industry United Russia Gutenev reports: eggs are becoming more expensive, since Russians have become rich and therefore they have become too much of those eggs to eat.

And we wondered: who is it for hours in the cold behind cheap eggs?
And these, it turns out, are rich Russians

>>/polru/380781@284336
It was the 10th year of import substitution.
And remember how the faggots all those DISYATA LITs squealed how well Vadim Vadimich did, furnished this stupid Japad like notes. Do you remember the tractor-squashed snack? So I'm thinking, do they not like it if they got exactly what they wanted? I stopped going to the makachich out of principle, but now I really want to go fat with crushed food to post, Keck.

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The rooster dad croaked... I got high on heroin on the plane and groaned

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>> And remember how faggots all these DISYA LITH squealed what Vadim Vadimich did well.
In the store near the shelf with eggs can be discussed

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>>/polru/381523@284336
● Fatness with crushed food, Keck.
Put the fuck down!

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We're all about!

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Russia will be saved by Erdogan’s eggs! Remember, there were “Bush legs”, and now from Turkey will go eggs to Russia. You may ask, what about import substitution, and why does Russia not provide itself with eggs? And because 100% of breeding eggs are imported into Russia from abroad, and incubation eggs, those from which chicken can grow, which can also be bought in the store, from 20 to 40% of incubation eggs are also imported from abroad. Do you have to fight with the West? © Gleb Drunken

Minister of Agriculture Patrushev said that the zeroing of duties on imports of chicken eggs is almost complete and the first batch will arrive this week from Azerbaijan. In two or three weeks, eggs will be imported from Turkey. Earlier, the FAS began checking in connection with the rise in price of eggs by 40%. The main thing is that during the inspection you do not get to the main criminals, because of whom, in fact, everything is now in one place.

Video: @glebpiano (https://) vm.tiktok.com/ZGeNabk16/)

It is not only Turkey that is rolling its fraternal eggs to us, nor is Iran far behind it!
Russia will start importing eggs from Iran. From January 1, the Eurasian Economic Commission will abolish the import duty on eggs for six months. They will be imported from Turkey and Iran.

There are not enough eggs from Cameroon for a full gangbang. Then we will definitely establish a new world order!

The faggot took Russia with eggs, and will leave without them

Fuck, I just realized how much I missed my testicles today. Bitch, generally no one delivers in the city, neither in the tape, nor in Yandex food there are no testicles anywhere. At least get ready and go out on your own.

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>>/polru/381714@284336
The first batch will arrive this week from Azerbaijan.
From the same cows that the Rusichs fed generously? That's ironic, you ruthless bitch.

The war has a new global purpose. It turns out that with the help of a spark and flame, a new and strong Russia, cleansed of Western demons, is being forged.

Tell this witty man that even eggs in Russia are so far "Western demons.".

>>/polru/382777@284336
What's the irony?