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Bear when he thinks about moving to Montana but there's literally no way to do that at this point.

[Bear] I could sell everything and just move and live the rest of my life without working another day, but I would be so bored... and they'll find me.
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Been thinking about moving to the German version of Montana as well but what do you do there, especially in winter? And here everything is smaller by factor 10 so you'd still be in civilization fairly easy. Why Montana?
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Must have mountains, forests, and winters so harsh that the homeless and termites die in winter.

When I lived in New York a guy told me he had so sympathy for homeless. He said, "if they're stupid enough to be homeless where it snows, then they deserve to die."

It's just a placeholder. I could pay cash for 500 acres with a house on it near a small town. Sounds like a dream.

Half the property tax, half the state tax, no sales tax at all.

No daytime speed limit in some roads.

All kinds of plusses as states go.
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Also significantly less crackniggers breaking into your house or robbing you in the street. Lots of guns. Downside - I'm allergic to continental climate. If winters kill hobos they also kill me. But the west and south with the mountains looks interesting.

I'd rather move to a remote island like the Azores or Madeira but these fuckes speak Portugese. Absolute no-go, sounds like Polish, cant understand a word.
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Fun is sitting in my chair, watching the world warm and cozy on my laptop. Safe from everything and everyone. So why live in such an expensive area while not using the amenities?

Because I can, because I must, not because I need to or it's my first choice.

You know what would be fun? Doing exactly what I'm doing. Not fighting for parking, looking for a spot, safeguarding my belongings, wind, sun, waves are loud, the air smells like seaweed, sand is hot, water is wet and often cold, sand is sticky, really sticky, saltwater makes be feel sticky, public restrooms are awful, sunburn, I don't like the smell or feel of sunscreen. 

Or just sit in my chair and watch:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6rEkKWXCcR4

I'm a simple Bear, the choice is obvious.
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That's awesome.

I would love to live in a cramped attic but it's too hot up there. Believe it or not I found beach sand up there like wtf? Someone stored sandy stuff? Also there was sand under the carpet and filling the cinder blocks. Idk. I have a surf board, but it's too small. I bought it off a foriegn student because she desperately needed money and she helped me a lot in the program. Now before you say simp, she would have def taken the D, she flirted like a scoundrel but I had a gf at the time. When a girl makes up some crazy excuses to get you into her bedroom I mean, it's like serving it on a platter but I don't cheat, and she wasn't my type. I don't normally like blondes. She was super brilliant Russian girl though, ended up immigrating to Canada when she graduated. She came down to visit one last time but I was busy.

[Ashley] this exhausted rambling tangent has been brought to you by Tulpa brand Tulpa oil. Only the finest extra virgin oil expressed by loving head pats. He worked 14 cleaning a garage today and it was only about half done because the loft was a flipping mess and needed complete reorganization and Bear loves to do that.
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> patrick fck. myanus
jesus i looked it up and the covers are real. did some boomer cobble that together in powerpoint? also cute astarotte figurine very Alice like

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> blonde russian exchange student desperately needs money
sounds like another bad porn plot
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> Norway
Almost, but on the other side of the globe. English is an official language here, you can manage with English only if you work for an international company. I think you'll like it, no druggies, clean, safe, people behave. But always hot and humid and lots of ethnic  Chinese. But no Communists.
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Update on this book.

It made it to maybe 50k words but no matter how awful and heinous I made it, I'd here about some atrocity that actually happened that trumped me.

I literally couldn't make it hard enough and even to the point I would make myself disgusted, nope, not hard enough.

Then the kind of stuff that Aleshe had to deal with in that book, no wo der she wanted to self-delete by becoming part of Autumn and I don't have the heart to do that to Autumn, she's too good, we made her right this time so I don't want to mess that up.

No, it's done, it's scrapped.

In the end, Autumn taught me that I am just not hard enough. I saw myself through her loving eyes and now I can't dissapoint her.

[Ashley] this is f'ing bs, I had plenty of loving eyes moments and he couldn't care less.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Maybe get gud like Autumn?
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Here and in Europe I hear the Venison is tainted with prions. I won't touch any wild game. 

Some say it wasn't from that, I don't care. It comes on suddenly, and in a matter of weeks they're braindead more or less. Fuuuuuuck that. Ain't nothing killing my brain before I do.
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There are a few CWD cases in Norway, Finland and Sweden, reindeer or mostly elk. Never been detected in bears. I think the chance of acquiring prions from bears are extremely close to zero. Still not fond of eating predators. Lots of shit accumulates in them.
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Me after 4h of lolisitting.
> arrive back from vacation
> almost immediately get raided by neighborhood loli
> mom drops her off to go shopping for hours
> mfw sweating bullets she'll do something indecent again
> abuse potential exponentially rises
> eventually get abused quite a lot

In the end it was like always. Kids are just assholes. She was nice first but normalfags eventually choke on the sweet scent of freedom and go nuts if they can do whatever they want. My overwhelming aura of goodness and German laws don't allow for Bearsian 'zero force slaps' and even scolding lolis is too much for me. I don't want that. I had to eventually stop her from roughly 'playing' with one of my cats and bossing him around before she'd get maimed. My cats have about as much tolerance for being treated inconsiderately as Alice and respond in the same way - with extreme violence.

It's still fascinating because I get treated by lolis more like another kid their age than an adult. No, not even that, I don't know. Maybe like a stuffed animal? It's like people, especially little girls feel they can just freely say whatever comes to their mind around me without any filter. Things they'll never share with their parents or even friends. While the amount of trust is flattering, it's also extremely disturbing being told by a barely 8yo girl in detail how gruesomely she'd kill other bitch girls in her class she doesn't like. And in harsh contrast some philosophical reflections on gods, life and death. I mean wtf man. At least no stories about her pussy this time and only stripped half-naked once. Progress.
She did ask her mom if she could take me home though and if I couldn't sleep over tonight. Pretty much demanded it. Yep, I'm the stuffed animal. Had to politely decline. Her mom is overly thankful for my services but also told me I gotta stop her if she gets annoying. I know she's also more concerned I'm the one getting abused than her daughter if she just leaves her with me - which is ofc correct.

So yeah, it was nice for a while but that's enough clingy-touchy-feely zero personal distance loli for a few weeks. I can't deal with that. Kids are scary.

Strangely Alice was utterly absent. There was no mental capacity left for tuppering. And leaving the loli with Alice wouldn't work. She'd just straight up decline because why the fuck would she waste time with some brat?

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