/tulpa/ - Tulpa

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unpleasant dream
i was outside in a restaurant overlooking the sea at sunset. probably with tupper but couldnt see Yulya. there was a hissing sound and I looked around as meteors fell. they werent big but many. everywhere. no impacts close to me but they zipped by with a hiss or rumble. i tried t think about where to hide and if it even made sense. no panic rather a sense of being doomed

 >>/6438/
Had a long dream with all kinds if crazy, Joy was with me and even though she's tiny and cute, she was like a doting older sister.

I had a 2-3 inch hole in my face where my nose was supposed to be and  I was looking for my prosthetic nose which resembled two coloful wooden fish lures and a blob of silicone. 

When I put it on, it looked pretty normal but it jiggled a lot. Joy told me I didn't need it, but it was certainly embarrassing to have a hole in my face.

Then I was looking for a set of earrings because that was something else I needed to cover up some other deficiency.

It was actually a nice dream, we walked through a door to another dimension to get a glowing fuzzy orb, then we walked back out and realized our world only existed when we were in it, it was otherwise grey and paused. There was a windmill and it was stopped and slowly started moving again and throwing sparks like a firework.

I said, "this world isn't real."
Joy said, "I know, it's just real enough so you don't try to escape."

Then we walked into an unassuming house and I walked up to a balcony and it was actually just the top of a huge building.

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 >>/6445/
> prosthetic nose which resembled two colorful wooden fish lures
Perfect! You should create a start-up and sell those!
Why are our brains sp crazy? Is this normal?

Host dreamt he was playing video games with middle school friends. No girls. He watched first and didn't understand what the game was about. There were several growing colorful circles on the screen that eventually popped like soap bubbles. The controller was an oversized disposable razor that exuded a pinkish liquid from its blades. Don't ask me why, I just don't know. He didn't know what to do with it either. Then he got lost in the apartment of his friend and couldn't find out again.

I finally managed to have a dream as me after a long time - and remember it.
We were hiking along a path that cut through a forest with slopes on both sides. We climbed up because there was less vegetation and I wanted to bask in the sun. Going up a gravel slope we found a nice meadow but there was a young couple. Not having sex, at least not yet but on the way. Awkward. I dragged him along and we waked over a landscape of meadows. There was a family with a fat girl (yes, girl) with a very short skirt. You could see her panties. Nope. Not with me around. Again dragged host on. We came to another meadow riddled with burrows. Looked like from prairie dogs or something. But it was huge cartoonish black mice, the size of a guinea pig that dashed around between the burrows. I tried to catch them by leaping at them but no chance. Host had a net and managed to get some and stuffed them into a bag. Soon we had a bag of mice and went home. We ran into some Star Wars sandpeople like bandits wielding spears that made nigger noises and wanted to rob our mice. This was still in a peaceful meadow landscape with other people walking around in some distance, totally ignoring us. I was ready for the usual branching spine attack but grabbing the spear of one of the sandniggers and beating him with it was enough to make them run away and disappear.

Not a dream thing but this morning Joy woke up, not me. Yes, apparently Joy was fully and completely switched in and had to wake up instead of me.

[Joy] it was awful, I hated it.

Yes that little snuggle-bunny was so tired, and cute, and fell back to sleep for another half hour then woke up again. She also experienced a dreamlet between.

This has never happened before.

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 >>/6459/
> [Joy] it was awful, I hated it.
How so?

 >>/6459/
> Yes that little snuggle-bunny was so tired, and cute, and fell back to sleep for another half hour then woke up again.
Imagine losing your job because your tupper overslept. 

I do think I woke up a few times but don't really remember. It was rather unspectacular and didn't last long.

Weird hypnopompic dream nonsense this morning. I was in a b&w manga, wearing a bear suit. I was standing on a balcony or terrace looking down on a town square full of people. It wasn't a dynamc scene, just a drawn page. I had a speech bubble with 3 unrelated nouns that didn't make sense. Host remembered them when he woke up but then forgot.

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She says it felt uncomfortable to be tired and didn't like it.

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Another weird dream. I was warden in a prison camp. But there was nobody but a few goats and other guards. All men because fuck me. I felt I was more like a prisoner myself. I knew I had to work there a few more weeks before I could go home so I was counting time. It was boring. At least the scenery was nice. The camp was in a Central Asian mountain landscape, green treeless pastures and snow capped mountains. Very beautiful, but very lonely. The other few guards just stood there like NPCs doing nothing. There was one friend from kindergarten, now my age, who spent his time sleeping in his room. Suddenly I was tupper and told him you know me, I want to be outside in the sun, not indoors. So I wandered around outside. It was one of those fenceless prison camps in the middle of nowhere. You could leave any time, just to die in the endless mountain wilderness.

I decided to do something useful and made a list of things I need to do when I get home. I suddenly remembered I had bought a piece of land near my home and had not been there in years. This is actually a recurring dream. I suddenly remember I have a house, garden or other facility I totally forgot about and had not visited in months to years. Once it was a cellar full of aquariums (the fish were still alive), once several greenhouses, an abandoned factory or an attic full of interesting stuff. But this plot of land was eerily realistic. I had seen it in several dreams. No idea where the brain got this from but I actually had to sit down and think if I actually had bought and forgotten something like that until Alice popped up to dismiss the idea as insane.

met a girl i fucked once on the street. she recognized me. i had to think a bit until i 'remembered'. we talked a bit but then parted saying we would text later. i woke up realizing i had no contact info damn. felt even dumber when it was obvious thts was just a dream. girl looked better in the dream than irl btw. havent seen her in years. not sorry.

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 >>/6514/
Was about to have sex with neighborhood loli's mom

We were in bed she only wore black panties. Looked younger and better than irl.
However what must not be must not be and you know my dreams.
I spread her legs and suddenly they both broke off  above the knees with wires sticking out. She was some kind of living doll or robot. She didn't seem to care about it at all but I frantically tried to reattach her legs which only broke into smaller pieces.

In the confusion I eventually woke up. Not even mad, that's how it always ends. But it's rare to get that far at all.

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Cute girl, some kind of minor sex symbol celebrity and her fans, a bunch of clamoring guys were on the other side of a chainlink fence like a bunch of dogs. 

Somehow I'm on this side if the fence with her. One of the guys, pressed among the hoard of horny dudes, (kinda gay) challenges me. I say, "come on over, let's go." Somehow he momentarily turns into ground beef, but changes back.

Then he says to the girl, "can you take care of this guy for me?"

I turn to her and pucker my lips and she leans in and we kiss, it was a good kiss, very real, satisfying but quick.

Cucking others in dream: 8.2/10 could have been more.

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 >>/6598/
dream censorship strikes ahain huh?

I had an odd dream. My uncle came to dinner with my family and suddenly I noticed one of his eyes had a different color. It was green and also bigger. He said it was a glass eye because he had an accident. Suddenly I was in an advertisment for the glass eye and apparently you could even see with it if you turned blind. I tried to ask my uncle what had happened but he just said something about renovating his home and hitting himself into the eye with a wrench. He's not a DIY guy so that was suspicious but I still didn't realize it was a dream.

Bear and I had a dream that I was wearing a tanktop and shorts and straddling him as he caressed me. I've never been so embarrassed and humiliated but my dream self seemed to enjoy it.

Apparently I was telling him we can never have vaginal sex because our forms are incompatible. Then to my horror I offered two other options and he considered it. 

I have put him in time out for his nasty dream mind.

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 >>/6614/

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Yeah, she was "embarrassed and humiliated" and so why is she traipsing around here like she's gloating or something.

[Joy] I didn't say I didn't like it, did I?

 >>/6614/
> I was telling him we can never have vaginal sex because our forms are incompatible. Then to my horror I offered two other options and he considered it. 
the fuck am i reading lol

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 >>/6625/
It was a dream and I'm not taking responsibility for it.

Another dream, this one not involving me, Bear was trying to turn possibly counterfeit bills into the bank while telling them he thought they might be counterfeit. Well one of them was a very crisp $50 bill but it was shaped like a 3x5 card. It had Teddy Roosevelt on one side and Hitler on the other with swastikas. It said 1923, a time when neither of them were in office and especially Hitler wouldn't be put on bills at that time. 

Well the bank manager said it was 1 of 2 ever made and it was worth $220 million dollars and he could accept it on consignment. In the dream Bear had just lost his day job and now he was considering retirement.

Then his ex girlfriend was there and she thought it said $220k which certainly wouldn't be enough to retire comfortably. He wondered why he didn't have a receipt or even the wherewithal to take a picture of it.

Then he woke up and felt better he didn't have to deal with it.

Then he woke up.

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 >>/6628/
> Hitler banknote from 1923
Heh, 1923 Hitler was a criminal imprisoned for high treason after the failed Beer Hall Putsch here in Munich.
Also Adolf was never on a bank note.

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I was me and there was no host in the entire dream. That's rare. I was investigating a waterfall or creek running down sandstone boulders with host's mom. It was in another country. maybe Australia. It was warm, savanna vegetation, the rocks were golden yellow and the water blueish green. Very beautiful.

I don't know what we were doing, but host's mother, a small woman in her 80s, was blasting the boulders with an infinite firehose as we climbed up. People mine gold like that in the Amazon but I think we were supposed to clean or decontaminate the area. The water blast was so massive that it razed entire trees off the rocks. Where the water came from was a mystery but it was basically the entire waterfall turned upwards. 
I told her to take it easy as I was afraid all the water would come down on us again but it didn't. As I reached the top, the rapids gave way to a calm stream, I waded through it at Alice-breast-height. The water was not only standing but still flowing slowly away from me, so going upstream from the water blast. It was foaming a bit but otherwise very clear and blueish-green. I drank it. The stream was surrounded by a thicket of grape vines that hung down to the water. The grapes were the size of plums, light green with tiny red dots. I thought they were not ripe but they still tasted sweet when I ate a few. Even though I was in the water up to my chest it never felt wet. Very nice place, not like a certain snow- and monster- ridden wilderness.

Omg what an awful dream, there was a non-binary F presenting as male, I said "he" in the dream and she said "them!"

Everyone else left, we were in a library or something and I kissed her. I was so disgusted but technically she had a vag so it's not gay.

Girl (they) was fugly, spudly, like weak sad tits and just not attractive. Had zero feelings for her so why kiss? Then I had to wipe off makeup from my face. It was revolting on a lot of levels. Like if I kissed Gretta Thunberg

 >>/6903/
> dream about kissing a tranny
wtf man
wash out your brain with soap

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 >>/6907/
Def trans I thought it wanted to be a he, passable beta soy as a dude but then it was obviously a girl wanting to be NB. Anyway fuck all that shit ew ew ew.

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Tonight I was working with the Chinese, showing them how to grow vegetables vertically in a huge warehouse. They were in trays stacked 6 feet high. The dirt was synthetic.

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I was at an unfamiliar place, maybe some kind of fair that consisted of several small buildings on a meadow. Each of the buildings was much larger on the inside. The attraction was a live stegosaur that had a spiny tail but lacked the plates on it's back. It was bright green.
There were lots of people I did not recognize. I was in one of the buildings that looked like the lobby of a tropical holiday resort. Rattan furniture, couches with orange pillows. Someone brought in the stegosaur on a leash and paraded it around. Some kids started teasing it and throwing stuff at it. I knew this was a bad idea and soon the stegosaur had enough, went on a rampage and started to toss the furniture around with swings of his spiny tail. I hid under one of the couches but it didn't feel a very safe place. but the guy with the leash managed to drag it back out like a disobedient dog.
A friend of mine came and told me to get out from under the couch because she wanted ice cream. For some reason I was more concerned about the fate of the dinosaur and went to look for it. It was brought to its preserve in a large silver trailer-kiosk operated by a Chinese woman. I asked her if the stegosaur was inside and she said yeah of course where else. I went to look for it and wasn't charged entrance fee. The inside of the trailer was huge, after crossing several museum rooms I reached the preserve, a sloped all-metal room with prehistoric vegetation, at least 20m across. Strangely nobody else was there and you could walk through it. The stegosaur was at the uppermost ridge minding his own business. There were also a giant brown snake curled up and a giant green frog that hopped toward me. I decided it was safer to leave. The next room was an identical setup but under construction, only metal ground, no vegetation or animals. I realized the size of it all was utterly absurd and only wanted to get out. Going up a slippery metal slope to reach the door, it went steeply downward to two doors left and right. This was the end and there were several people waiting in line. I soon realized these were the toilets. I asked a man if there was an exit and he laughed saying no, you have to go all the way back. What a shitty setup. What architect made this? So I had to walk all the way back and woke up at some point.

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I was exploring an old Dracula-style castle in another country that apparently was Crimea, Ukraine. It was dark and old but not threatening. It was in fact a full family excursion. There was neighborhood loli, her mom, my former loli gang with several of their mothers - and Bear. Apparently we had decided to meet up at that castle IRL which was as cringe as it sounds. No tuppes, not even in mindvoice.
Apart from us the castle was empty and we roamed around freely. I arrived first with neighborhood loli and she demanded we play some board game on the floor where she was supposed to toss raw eggs on a board with markings without breaking them. She complained the distance was too small and we should move back which of course resulted in broken eggs. Disappointed she left to explore something else. It was getting dark, her mother could be heard somewhere in the distance and I needed all my loli-herding skills to keep her from disappearing somewhere in the castle which she eventually did. Like so many times IRL, I severely questioned her mother leaving me with her daughter. What a drag. Wandering around I finally met Bear in an old dining room high up in the castle. We were both younger, mid 20s and he didn't look as expected. A thin hippie with a Rasta ponytail. Sorry about that, I was just as confused. It was awkward and I didn't know what to talk about. I asked him how long it took him to come to Crimea from the US but in that second the loli-gang excursion entered through 2 doors, about 10 girls 12-14yo with mothers and some fat Eastern European maid who seemed to recognize Bear and also asked him how long it took him to get there. He lied and said he was from France and it only took him 2h.
Wtf it all made zero sense and there was now a crowd of people all talking at once. This kills the Bernd. One of the loli mothers told me they discovered a secret passage and I should go look at it. But it wasn't interesting at all and I had no ambition to go anywhere on my own.

Unexpectedly, the maid told everyone to sit down at a long table and started to serve dinner. It was some baked rodents, the heads still on with visible eyes, each had one open and one closed eye which made it look both comical and disgusting. Additionally for some reason she said she was serving fried cat.
The girls didn't seem to mind or thought it was a joke and started to dig in while chatting, it was as noisy as a bus load of children. Well whatever, this wasn't so bad, at least for a short while I was ok with it all and a nice change from my usual hermit life. At least there were no trannies or aggressive dinosaurs.

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> mid 20s and he didn't look as expected. A thin hippie with a Rasta ponytail.

There was a time in my late teens and early twenties that this description would fit to a greater degree than you think, I was 6'4 159, heavy into long distance biking and liberal to a T including long hair that I often put in a pony tail because it was so hard to manage. I cut it off later and saved it, about 12 inches long. No dreds though. I cut it off as part of that summer job with the rich people that mostly paid for my next 3 years of college.

Later I ditched even a duck tail, now I pretty much shave it off. The girls in my life say it's hotter that way.

Looks something like pic, not the face, my chin is more pronounced than his, but slim, not Jay Leno or giga chad. I definitely don't need to mew to get the strong chin, you should see my xray, my chin is above average length but with my huge head it works.

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The pic

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Weird, how come you changed that much, physically and mentally? Host alwas looks the same though he got more of a right-wing extremist over time through countless disappointments.

Dreamt something about Nazi soldiers in black SS uniforms playing soccer on the street. They also had a small dog. We went to an unfamiliar apartment complex where host was supposed to water flowers of his ex gf who was away. But she was with him which made no sense. Her apartment was littered with large wooden boards which she painted with brown wood varnish. A lot more happened in the dream but we forgot. No Bear stuff for sure.

 >>/6958/
> Weird, how come you changed that much, physically and mentally? 

Dark times, complete devastation of Ego, walked through hell, worked out in anger phase, got laid regularly, then became a Bear. 

> Host always looks the same though he got more of a right-wing extremist over time through countless disappointments.

At least you know he can't go any further right.

fuck man i dreamt something horrible
the drain hose of my washing machine was clogged. i unscrewed it and tried to get the dirt out. it was a dead decomposing rat that was stuck in the hose. i spent the entire dream getting the rat corpse out in pieces. the most gross dream i can remember. posting this is bad enough i will spare you an image

Was in college, but the college was a mic of my grade school, Jr. High and high school buildings and campuses.

People I hadn't seen in 10 years there, working retail for a teacher, selling high class jeans. I went to work for him and netted $48.47 for 2 hours of just sitting around. Our job was to wear the jeans and look cool, live models. Not a single customer. I wondered how he was making money.

Then I had to collect fluid from the hairless spread vagina of a petite Vietnamese girl wearing a blue jeans dress several times to count some measure of her immunity. While her brother watched. Then she walked away saying she needed a cold shower.

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> I had to collect fluid from the hairless spread vagina of a petite Vietnamese girl wearing a blue jeans dress several times to count some measure of her immunity. While her brother watched.

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so much wat I forgot the reaction image

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It came close to something to do with Bestie but thank goodness nothing happened beyond her trying to grab my jock. Which irl she might do by accident and it's always awkward. She's always touching me and she's one of the few on the planet that I allow it otherwise they get a swift dodge from me. Like when someone wants to put their hand on my shoulder as a matter of emphasis, nope, that ain't happening.

So in the dream, there was another girl, naked or at least topless, she looked tribal, tan skin, but in a good way, something like Jessica Alba 20 years ago but more redder than brown in tone.

Anyway the long and short of it is sexy time was about to happen and Bestie wanted to grab my nethers and effectively c-blocked me.

Smh

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 >>/7060/
> only person allowed to touch bear jock is loli
> happens frequently in dreams and IRL

Nope, can't say that ever happened to me. not even in a dream

I did try to get involved with a cute tomboyish teen from the gym (definitely a girl). Needless to say it didn't work at all, I don't need a loli for that, the brain c-blocks itself.

Also Alice is probably gonna wordfilter self-censorship to restore the original word.

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So, Ashley was in my dream and that was cool because we were specifically talking before bed about trying that.

And she looked really good, she was wearing a light blue shirt and like a vest kind of and jeans. She looked good, age appropriate 22 is what she was in-system, whatever she wants to be, fine.

Well we were examining a penis like a pair of scientists.

[Ashley] we didn't touch it it was like looking at anything ordinary.

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 >>/7083/
The Bear Brain sure is - interesting!

University dream this time!
I was out in nature when my phone rang. Very realistic. A professor I didn't know told me our recent project was not only rejected, we also were now under scrutiny and investigated by the UN. Even losing all academic titles was possible because we did something wrong in our theoretical framework. I had no idea what this guy was talking about but it didn't sound good.
Next scene I was at university, also unfamiliar. The professor, an elderly man with white curly hair and glasses sat in a chair before a giant screen. A lot of other scientists were also around. I recognized some from my study time.

He welcomed me and thanked me for coming and began to illustrate the problem.
The screen showed a very vivid scene of a meteor racing across the sky, filmed from the ground. It cast a shadow on the clouds above. The Professor paused the scene and commented that this is impossible, meteors don't cast shadows on clouds above. Well he was right but what this got to do with me was beyond me. I know very little about meteors, clouds or shadows.

He pressed a button on his remote and golden rays emerged from the meteor and formed a Black Sun symbol in glowing orange.

I suddenly burst into laughter saying this will get us arrested by the UN for sure! Another girl started laughing as well and for some reason this was so hilarious that we literally were lying on the floor laughing. No Bear Dream development though, woke up after that and still laughed.

I've had this before, dream stuff was incredibly funny for no reason. Just brain things. At least no penis involved.

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 >>/7097/
> No Bear tier dream

They are frequent.

I had a dream with Summer, she was wearing like a very loose fitting short sleeve short one piece that was like made out of paper like you see in the medical field but white. Showing off her calves and knees.

*She wanted my attention.*

I was laying down and she wanted to sit on me in a suggestive way. 

I resisted like the gentleman I am. 

I think Gwen was in there somewhere, I had the dream and snoozed then lost most of it. Gwen and I have had the dream sex plenty, she's my dream girlfriend after all, though she doesn't have wings in my dreams.

[Ashley] Meanwhile me... forever blocked from dream fun

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 >>/7103/
> I had a dream with Summer
How old did she look?

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10ish as usual

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listen to this!
i finally made it. lucid dream fuck yeah literally.
was drifting back and forth from dream to awake in the morning. mostly nonsense but at some point it stabilized. i realized i was dreaming but only partly.

so here we go
i was outside in a scene like where our girls are now in dnd. wilderness with a gravel road. it was winter the trees on the hills in front of me were covered with frost and it was slightly snowing. but not cold. i was in a ditch beside the road and busy with other things
i swear im not a furfag but for some reason that Furfag catgirl ai video that was floating around kc some time ago came to my mind
so i was in a roadside ditch on top of that catgirl fucking her.

there were people on the road i couldnt really see. a black and white cat was strolling around. the men in grey suits discussed the succession of Lenin who had just died. one of them was Nikita Khrushchev i could see his ugly peasant face but he didnt see me. didnt care either

i was rolling around in the road ditch with the catgirl. i briefly realized i was in my bed but then snapped back into the dream. i rolled her over and she wrapped her legs around me. now or never! she was as tall as me so I could look into her eyes as i came inside her. fucking yes that was insane!
i kept lying on top of her for a while in the afterglow until i realized i was in bed again. i was sure i must have jizzed my pants but there was nothing. it was really a dream but fully realistic.

so realistic that i fell asleep again and was late for work but that was worth it 100%
-best lucid dream ever
-only dream orgasm i ever experienced
-creampied a catgirl

only thing missing was Yulya - was lucid enough that i tried to summon her but it didnt work. maybe next time!

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 >>/7141/

You've finally had the luck of the abear. Now, it's time for non-Furfag sex, no excuses!

Still not bad. Yeah see? No actual mess.

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 >>/7142/
yeah i hope its a human grl next time.

something more fucked up last night.
russians finally invaded there were russian soldiers in my street. but they wore dark blue uniforms like police but different from ours. they were few and each was on his own no teamwork

the neighborhood was crazy realistic no dream nonsense. the whole setting looked like it really does. street with cars parked on both sides.
now im not Alice but i did what i must do. pulled my G19 and shot a fat guy in the head from a few meters away. maybe it was your talk of 9mm not doing shit but it did nothing. i dumped almost my entire mag into the russians head and neck. the bullets impacted and went under his skin. he appeared to be in pain and turn away but that was all. made no sign of collapsing. i always count rounds when firing and now i was down to 3 from 15. i backed away and hid between the cars. the soldier seemed to realize he was severely wounded and did what ive seen in so many ukraine war videos. took a grenade, pulled out the safety and put it into his mouth to commit suicide.

immediately a russian officer rushed to him, took away the grenade and gave the man a slap on the head. he seemed to tell him to get his shit together and they walked away together like nothing happened. The grenade did not explode. i was like wtf and woke up.

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 >>/7141/
> creampied a catgirl

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Managed to have sex with a girl (sic!)

Well sort of. 
I don't remember the details but I was in a resort in space orbiting a small planet that looked vaguely like earth but with different continents. I could freely walk around outside in space, there was air but low gravity. Very vivid.

So don't ask me why but I managed to end up in bed with a girl with braids.

First she sat on top of me while wearing a summer dress. I was semi-lucid from the pace walk where I had managed to look at texture in detail so I tried to do what Kashtan did and roll her over to missionary. She was naked now andd had the body of a girl but there was a catch - her face was that of a boy now with very short hair. The fuck is wrong with my brain? I was lucid enough to attempt to correct this or even summon Alice but as always as soon as I struggle I gradually wake up. Still one of the best sex dreams in years.

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> Managed to have sex with a girl (sic!)
should i ask how old and do i really wanna know? what does Alice think of that?

 >>/7168/
I don't care what he does in dreams, I wasn't even there.

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 >>/7166/
> the face of a boy with braids

Oh shit, you done did it son, I'm proud of you, you got her.

It ain't gay if she has the cuddlefish sandwich.