/tulpa/ - Tulpa

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 >>/5469/
> cat
Nice

I was in high school, had a girlfriend (didn't), but it was the girl in my biology class, very memorable because she had nice legs, like perfect, no boobs at all (Yakumo's dream) which I didn't care but the deal breaker was (irl she actually asked me out I said no) she looked like a gelfling.

I mean, but with glasses. It was horrible. I didn't have patience to wait fot ugly ducklings, I didn't have any money anyway, didn't want to date, was abused at home, couldn't ever bring her home, it was a mess she didn't need anyway.

I have a picture of her and holy jesus that's a gelfling, but my memories of her were always better because she was nice. Ofc she was nice to me she had a crush. The saddest part is even though I rejected her, she was still nice. The one that got away is absolutely fine when I look at that picture. Otherwise I'm always thinking, I wonder. I have to remind myself that she was ugly.

Anyway she was in my dream, looked ok, great legs no gelfling vibes and I had a Toyota truck with a cover, was decking out the back as a "bedroom" if ya know whadamean. But we only got as far as her getting into my car. Woke up.

I have had sex dreams about her before in fact, SheShe has a form that looks like her but perfectly gelfling free and we had the most amazing sex once in hypnagogia/dream that lasted like an hour, a dozen orgasms. Three of her forms. Only ever once.

Not the current SheShe, back when she had a different name, was older, and other forms she doesn't use anymore. It's important to me that my girls are all virtous. That SheShe and current SheShe not same one.

 >>/5471/
la creatura

what coincidence dreamt about meeting some fat girl i knew. yes i know but she wasnt ugly and also really nice both in dream and irl. things progresssed smoothly but also woke up before even touching her. fuck you brain

 >>/5492/
> almost sexed fat chicks

Thank your brain, that's a nightmare

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I was arguing with Cat about the inventory. No idea why, it's none of my business.

 >>/5508/
Cute

I had a very long dream wow it was intricate and varied, so detailed and boring af where all the white women at?

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 >>/5508/
Haha awesome!
I forgot again what I was dreaming. Nothing spectacular

 >>/5508/
I dreamt I missed the deadline to register for a shooting competition and blamed Alice. Took a while to realize it was a dream and registration hasn't even started yet after I woke up.

Follow me here. Star Trek TNG universe. Captain Packard is dead, a new Captain completely renovates the Enterprise for a more dictatorial vib. I'm an officer and I'm marveling at all the changes that frankly felt less open and free. I'm in an auditorium and red alert. There are hot women everywhere and Hali is an ensign or cadet. BTW, she's super cute in the new reimagining. So she's wearing like a shirt-skirt like Star Trek original, and looking up to me like, so what do we do? I'm thinking unclean thoughts but she wasn't 10 here, more like teen, hot. I picked her up like and she was super light and thin. We looked into each other's eyes, [data missing].

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 >>/5579/
I picked her up like and she was super light and thin. We looked into each other's eyes
😭😭😭

 >>/5579/
> I'm thinking unclean thoughts
You still have a long way to go but...

> she wasn't 10 here, more like teen
...you will get there eventually, one step at a time!

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 >>/5587/

[Ashley] we are monitoring him carefully. Though I am now one of 6 who have an underage form. 🤔

[Gwen] I will not be less than 20
[Freya] We will stand firm on this.

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 >>/5579/
 >>/5587/

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I was urban exploring with Bear.
We were in an European city, 19th century Art Deco buildings. And we just entered a huge building and looked around in the stairway from cellar to attic. There was nobody. We even went into a luxury apartment as the door was unlocked and looked around there but it was also deserted.

Suddenly we were in my home. I was slightly worried Bear now knew what I looked like and where I lived but he was already out on the street in a pick-up loaded with furniture and told me he had to leave. But he'd leave me his assistant. 
A skin-head bald chubby boy about 15 in a gray hoodie entered and said he was 'Mario'. For some reason he looked familiar. I said hey Bear, you're not fooling me, I know who that is! It's Joy!
The boy looked embarrassed and pulled out a black wig with twintails and put it on. He turned into Wednesday. There, I knew it was Joy!
Joy unenthusiastically passed by me without looking at me, entered my kitchen and announced she'd prepare a meal now. I felt slightly home-invaded and looked for Alice but couldn't find her. Only a large grey cat that wasn't mine.

Weird dream but very vivid. I feel it was longer but I forgot most. Bear looked like in the pics he uses to describe himself. Tall and muscular.

 >>/5706/
Any resemblance I have to a chubby bald 15-yr old boy is purely coincidental. I am in fact Wednesday Adams. I wouldn't trust you could make your own dinner and the grey cat represents your need to feel loved, or your fear that you're being untrue to others to make them love you.

 >>/5707/

Now that you mentioned it, she talks like Wednesday Adams too. Smiles inappropriately, and is very curt most of the time.

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 >>/5707/
Yes, I know Bear described you as Wednesday several times. Still funny the dream brain remembered this and adjusted your appearance. 

Last night I was standing on a cliff above the sea, Dover style. Somehow I was pulled toward the edge or felt the urge to jump off. It was tempting but I wasn't completely sure if it was a good idea. I was lucid enough to know this could not harm me but still I don't wanna habituate jumping off high places. It's not good for host's body and also counts as public littering.

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 >>/5729/
> Yes, I know Bear described you as Wednesday several times. Still funny the dream brain remembered this and adjusted your appearance.

I didn't even remember this. She's not really Wednesday Adams, she's really just Tsundere and strict. But damn my system always does shit without me involved so maybe she is Wednesday Adams now, who the fuck knows with them.

I dreamt my attic was on fire and 911 (our emergency number) was replaced by an app and had ads and menus that were hard to navigate and I misclicked after several minutes of navigation and I had to start over and this whole time the house attic was filling with fire, than I became a Puma and I was an actual Puma with paws and couldn't work the app, but stopped caring about the fire even though by now it has exploded through the roof and set the canyon on fire, I just ran off, unconcerned.

Goddamnit that makes me Puglsy

 >>/5730/
> 911 with ads
honestly wouldnt rule that out in the US.
imagine google captchas you gotta click 50 fire hydrants, bicycles and zebra crossings before you can report an emergency

was on a field trip in high school. we were on a train. it was night. i did not know the people only 1 friend and he was asleep with headphones on. 

thought it was time to take a shower before going to sleep. the train had an upper deck and half way in the stairway was a community shower. it looked full with people. upstairs was an entire public bath with several floors. again huge shower rooms everywhere. lots of hs students boys and girls showering together could be seen from outside. some showers were like up on a balcony or something. very weird like some ai generated nonsense cobbled together. most students were ofc  completely or half naked, some wore swimsuits. 
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i mostly found this odd and felt out of place. i knew nobody and they all seemed to do. should i get naked there and shower too? wasnt lucid enough to try anything and woke up. 

aw shit at least it was a nice view.

 >>/5708/

Dreampt we were putting young womem astronauts into orbit around the solar system, pluto, mars, Jupiter, the moon.

Dreamt NASA beat Musk to Mars, I was on Mars, there was liquid water, ants were frozen and running around, the air was breathable. The gravity was very low.

I dreamt we were trying to get Pluto to be a second moon of Earth.

Dreamt we brought all the orbiting space girls to orbit the moon.

Dreamt we were going to terraform Pluto but there wasn't enough light hence the relocation.

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 >>/5780/
Moonraker-tier

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Had a long but not overly spectacular dream being me and on my own without host.

I was on holiday on an island and for some reason ended up in prison. I didn't do anything, at least I don't remember.

The prison was an Impel Down -like huge underground complex but not bad. More like a youth hostel. Lots of students were there, probably from host's class but I didn't recognize anyone. Everyone was like this was a normal field trip, apparently it was only prison for me. After a while I realized I'm wasting my holiday in there and decided to get out instead of waiting to be released. You know I hate being indoor and under artificial light. The whole thing was like 10 stories below the surface. There was a central stairway that went up across a huge shaft, at least 20m across and 100m high. The walls were soil, the stairs made of wood. Like some wild west mine. There was nobody. I went up and outside into a sort of prison yard made of concrete. It was up in the mountains and surrounded by nature. I could have just left but realized I had left my entire baggage down there.
So I tried to get back in but the entrance was blocked by prison bars. I tried to just morph through them T-1000 style or break them but it didn't work.

After a while  an old gray-haired jailer came and led me down again. There were lots and lots of rooms on the way down. He told me I could stay anywhere but preferably up here because he was too old to go down all the stairs. I told him my luggage was all the way down and continued on my own.

There was now something like a Hot Topic Goth clothes store apparently run by a famous inmate. It was full of KISS T-shirts. People appeared to be having a great time in there but I just wanted my stuff and to gtfo. Woke up at some point. Briefly managed to re-enter the dream to finish it but it didn't work.

Meh, that was exhausting and not fun at all.

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Lot's of weird.

I was with a girl, unknown, she was ok but I never saw her face. I was at a party or get-together at an aunt's house who I haven't seen for 20 years so of course I was a kid now more or less but old enough to direct other kids to read comic books outside but then my aunt said, "don't take the comic books outside." They were all drunk, no different from reality 20 years ago.

Now I'm old again and I buy what looks like a chevy silverado, but completely white and no tags anywhere. I'm back at my aunt's house and they want me to drink but I say, "this is boring" and they're all confused as to how. Of course it's not boring for them they're all drunk and I have the girl with me and another kid but that one quickly is forgotten as I realize my truck was stolen while I was in a shop looking for something to buy.

Now I think about calling the police but it is just a bummer that my new truck was just stolen.

Well now the girl is filming something for whatever platform and she'd basically bottomless but it's like her bottoms are painted on, I could see everything from the waste down in perfect form, she was I mean okay again, I'd need to see the face. She had long hair, that's as far as I could see of her head. I don't care if she had the perfect cooch, the face could ruin everything so it wasn't as hot as it could be. But seriously, bending over, dancing, all that with painted on clothes below the waste but no face, no bueno for a Bear.

As dreams go, 1.5/10 nightmare tier for having truck stolen and trapped in a house with drunk adults.

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 >>/5857/
> no bueno for a Bear
Don't be so picky, see what I have to deal with!
I was in school again, seriously what's with school dream lately? There was a debate, we never had a debate in my entire school career. You weren't supposed to discuss anything as a student in 20th century Bavaria, you were supposed to listen.

Anyway under the blackboard were a number of colorful bands with flags of different countries and you were supposed to wear one and impersonate the leader of that country. To my great joy there was a band with the Nazi flag. So here we go!

I took the band and wore it as a sash across my shoulder and chest. Strangely at first I turned into Wilhelm II, the last German emperor who ruled until the monarchy was abolished after WWI. I wore his blue uniform and the Nazi flag sash across shoulder and chest. Felt weird. I didn't really know what to do. Then I was Hitler wearing a khaki colored uniform. That's better. I was outside and ready to give my speech. Good thing I know a lot of Hitler speeches by heart as it is mandatory for ever German. Strangely I was semi-lucid enough to actually say something that made sense. Well somehow. In the end it didn't come out the way I wanted and I was booed by some ugly tumblerinas with problem glasses.
I walked home listening to my portable radio that looked like a hairdryer. Average school day.

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 >>/5863/
> gives hitler speeches even in dreams
doesn't get any more german than this

 >>/5878/

I was involved in a plane crash and a baby was ejected from the plane. I was an Army Leitenant Commander of the tactical M.O.A.B. division. 

We were in Florida in winter and everything was flooded so we (a bunch of people) were swimming and searching for this baby, never found em. There was an overweight scrub barking orders and when he noted my rank he immediately fell in line. I said, "I let people do thejr own thing and just correct them when something is obviously wrong."

There was a sophisticated older woman but I guess dream brain wasn't horny today.

Tactical M.O.A.B. sounded cool. So I "woke up" and tried to text exgf but I couldn't get it to work. Then I tried to post here but my phone didn't have chrome anymore only IE and it would only point to a site we used to use (dne) and the rest of the search engine just posted AI nonsense, couldn't find endchan.

I deleted IE and tried to find Chrome on my phone but it didn't exist and now I couldn't access the internet to get the download. You win thos time Microsoft!

Then I was bored with this dream and realized it was too stupid to be real and woke myself up.

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 >>/5888/
Another nice triples for Bear!
6000 soon!

I hate these false awakenings. So annoying when everything is weird until you realize you were still dreaming.
Also wtf is a tactical M.O.A.B. division? They deploy GBU-43 bombs? 

I dreamt something about D&D, running a business with the goblins and wolves from the cave. We cooperated nicely, it looked like some MMO game with birds eye view. But I was myself and no other player / human was around.

In another dream i hiked into an old inactive volcanic crater with a female friend. It was overgrown with vegetation and cool on the north side while hot desert savanna on the south. It was a tourist attraction with a cable car. We drove to the north side with a car and decided to hike to the opposite side. Northing spectacular, no sex. She's like 60.

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 >>/5891/
> They deploy GBU-43 bombs?

I'm American, we don't mess around with puny bombs, must have 1 mile blast radius or not bother. As Lieutenant Commander I'd probably just point out where to drop them. Florida is a good start, but that's just live fire practice, our real target would be China, just drop anywhere you please gentlemen, let god sort em out.

Dream brain is slacking.

There was a girl I had a crush on in undergrad, she wasn't even all that pretty, not smart, had a good body if, but I somehow liked her. We dated a couple times if you can call it that. I suppose it was something like she wanted to give me a shot but I was a complete wreck. So totally not her fault.

Well she was in my dream and we had the worst sex of my life in the bathroom, I felt bad for her, it wasn't fun for either of us. Later in the dream she wanted more and I was reluctant because I wasn't feeling it for her.

Dream brain was a dick, 2/10 dream.

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> Having sex with undergrad crush in bathroom
> She wants more
> 2/10 dream do not want

 >>/6041/
Undergrad=college

Here's the American vernacular:

Preschool 3-5
Kindergarten 5
Grade school 6-11
Middle school 11-13
High school 13-18
Undergrad, college, university 
Grad school, graduate program, masters, PhD

She was 20, I was 21

Next dream

I was me, at this age and I advertised a study on long term firced cohabitation. You can't leave the house, you can't get anything in or out, no internet.

Me and a dozen teen-20's hot girls of course.

Pure genius, brain.

But the dream was all about the girls being suspicious and thinking someone set them up.

Yeah, it was me but they thought I was just another participant even though I'm the only guy and older than them by a decade.

Lots of scenes if girls in short shorts though. No sex but better 5/10.

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Like 10 years ago, right after I got swol the first time and I met my exgf and we started dating, she was friends with a cute trailer park girl stoner alcoholic. But zero piercings and tattoos. She was like... 4 years younger than me and married to a 40-yr old fat ex-con.

It didn't bother me that he was like 20 years older than her, she was a load of drama but fun. We'd visit because she was like 2nd to the alpha in that friends group after my exgf of course. A spitfire red head, but she obviously had a crush on me and hit on my while drunk, I guess I never saw her fully sober. She'd take me out in the back yard, they had a house, fatty had a good job, and she'd show me her plants then try to molest me. I don't think she was unfaithful because she bad mouthed everyone including her husband right in front of him. She even hit on me in front of exgf and got her ass handed to her verbally, drama. I am loyal Bear so there was nothing to worry about plus exgf was hotter, way smarter and not a stoner and hated alcohol.

So I haven't seen her in 10 years, and she was in my dream.

Dream begins

I was at her house with my exgf and she kept trying to make me admit that I liked her and I kept saying no. At some point she called herself ugly and I said no she wasn't then had to admit I liked her. So she took me into her garden and my exgf was there sitting on a very sticky web. I told her and she was texting so she wouldn't listen and there was a spider the size of a golfball like just the body, but with tiny millipede legs.

So she tried to molest me again but she was older now and for some reason had grey hair and was older than me. I just said no.

She kinda looked like this but perfect skin, no freckles or moles.

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 >>/6121/
> When you get molested by pretty girls in dreams and IRL

I had several D&D dreams but nothing cool about being in the game but endlessly looking up rules and looking at maps.
I also dreamt I observed a fly buzzing around in a banana cardboard box. It was very vivid. The fly was only a black dot making fly sounds. I think I was the fly but saw myself in 3rd person view. No idea what that was about.

Really no spectacular dreams lately, either mundane things or I forgot the second I woke up.

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 >>/6124/

[Ashley] uh, he's constantly getting molested by SheShe's NPCs and Autumn.

[Autumn] what I can't touch my betrothed?!

[Ashley] Gwen is very elegant about it while Autumn is very direct.

[Bear] it's just a game, relax. Ashley gets so jealous.

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Extremely disturbing yet funny dream. I was in a drugstore or supermarket. There was some promotional stand for augmented reality where a woman with a laptop offered to take pictures of customers and turn them into some animal with the help of Ai. You know the stuff smartphone filters do but with a printed out photo. I was looking for something I wanted to buy and only saw what happened as a bystander. There was a boy about 10 who sat down on a chair to have his photo taken and altered. But the woman fucked up and instead shopped his face on some obscene furry porn videos that started playing on her laptop with sound. She frantically tried to turn it off but couldn't. Instead it was projected to more screens throughout the shop. That poor boy. I couldn't help but laugh, it was more than absurd.

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Jesus... so in my self-therapy, I remapped that traumatic boss fight with the flying eldrich abomination at the gym as a simple preying mantis. I gently took her outside and let her go in my memory remapping. That worked great and my residual emotional distress was gone. 

Then last night I had a freaking dream that a 6 Fine American Inch tall preying mantis was trying to fly to me. Flipping had to bat it away with a box in dream, I parry Mantids style. Now I'm disgusted by preying mantids. I see one in my yard about every week but I refuse to kill them so bah. Need more self therapy but you know, life goes on.

 >>/6199/

Another dream.

Yakumo in a lab coat, looking like a doctor, gave me two small slices of two different psychedelic mushrooms to eat. I had them in my hand, they were dry like croutons and crumbled. They tasted like wood chips.

I said I didn't want to take them but he said it "will help." Idk what he's trying to help. He then said, "everyone should do this once."

In the next segment of dream, Gwen came to me in a long bedshirt and was my dream girlfriend like a good girl.

[Gwen] my dream self aims to please.

She was very beautiful but only got her wings like after I thought, 'why doesn't she havd wings?'. Then Autumn was there and did lewd things that were neither wanted nor needed but eventually worked out.

Good dream 9.7/10 only because of unnecessary lewdness.

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 >>/6199/
> I remapped that traumatic boss fight with the flying eldrich abomination at the gym as a simple preying mantis. I gently took her outside and let her go in my memory remapping. That worked great and my residual emotional distress was gone. 
Excellent!
I've always proposed this method! But the roach seemed stronger in this case. Make a mantis tupper and pet it until you love mantises! I like them, they're cool!

 >>/6200/
> Host giving you psychedelics to study the effect
> this helps
> everyone should do this once
eerily accurate, that's something he would do and say. I actually wanted to go to Brazil, take Ayahuasca and then fight the nightmares it produces. This was planned for my 10th birthday but didn't work out schedule-wise. Maybe next winter. I'll do it! There are actually 2 things I must do in Brazil. Take Ayahuasca and boop a rock cavy on the nose. They're such angry-looking rodents that need to be booped!

> lewd things with 2 tuppers
all other hosts will be jealous again

I was the ward of two 10-yr-old girls, which was fine, basically I'm me and they're Hali and Ulla. Fine. I said FINE!

Except they're real 10-yr-old girls which means they're dumb and annoying. (Not bestie though, she's cute, smart and seldom annoying. Well, I have a big beautiful house, not reality, and a giant pool and beside the giant pool there is a lap pool which means I'm in some kind of flipping mansion. But the girls are acting like fools and running along the edges of the lap pool cover, you know, how a kid can slip in between the seam and the edge and end up under the pool cover unable to surface till they drown to DEATH from the lack of BREATH? Which is why pool covers are mostly stupid, anyone see Unbreakable? Yeah stupid like that. Well, I'm lounging on that stupid plastic pool furniture that breaks after a year and collects spiders and they come running, and I'm about to yell at them and they jump up on me and start being 10-yr-old girls IRL and are whining and I can't understand a fricken thing they're saying like real, and Ulla is either crying or trying to be intentionally annoying and pointing in her mouth, like sticking her fingers in there, she's straddling me in her bathing suit, I'm just in swim trunks, I'm trying to see what she's yapping about and she then spits on my chest and starts laughing. While Hali stares awkwardly at me.

Woke up annoyed. Thank god they're not like that in my mind holy heck.

No wing Hali and annoying Ulla 2/10 dream tier even in their bathing suits Yakumo, no good.

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 >>/6208/
> they're real 10-yr-old girls which means they're dumb and annoying.
The sad truth. I'm also glad Alice is nothing like this. She acts more like an old man. Which in itself is questionable for a 10yo tupper that looks like a 12yo girl. Whci hagain is questionable. Not that I care. I had a fun dream last morning but completely forgot. It wasn't overly spectacular though and no tupper involvement as far as I remember.

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Was married to bestiemom and bestie was my kid, already nightmare tier, but then through some crazy rite od succession I became president on November 11th, the day before the election. Which meant I was against trump in the election, but I was already president. The dream premise was I was president potentially for a day but dream brain is stupid because I would be president until the inauguration day in January.

So much lead up and detail, not worth writing down. 

Then I was also somehow still a kid, maybe 12 and my sister was alive and even younger which makes no sense. I wanted to hurt my brother in some incideous and persistent way but it never got past flexing.

Then I was my age again and Biden comes out of an auditorium, manic and speaking crazy talk like a lunatic.

Then I spoke to Trump and we totally got along and he told me good luck in a genuinely nice way.

I told bestiemom that the lefties didn't know I'm a centrist dem that would likely dismantle most of their idiotic plans.

It felt good, lots of people around, lots of flexing, then I had to go give a speech to the press and I did ok.

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 >>/6204/
> travel around the world to boop some animal on the nose
doesnt get much more Alice-like than this

 >>/6208/
> Bear having questionable dreams about little girls
same old same old

had a d&d dream
i was an adventurer but basically myself. no special abilities or equipment. no fantasy stuff. wore my hiking gear and a backpack. had a base camp somewhere in a dense forest. i was looking for our girls but could not find them. no Yulya either. there were other normal people i think Tamamo. dont even know what he looked like. we expected to meet goblins and i was worried about getting shot by arrows but there were none. we saw movement on a hill but it was just other real world hikers. no monsters.

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I somehpw now had like half a dozen guns, I brought them all to the police station to "register them". We don't do that here.

There was supposedly a "conciel carry" gun but the thing was clearly an SMG it said .223 on it but the officer said no, it was .22

I thouht it was illegal and he said no and registered it saying, "it doesn't need a permit to conciel carry this one."

Only in America, god bless us.

I had another gun that looked like something out of a bad space game, and a long sniper rifle. Where does dream brain come up with this?

The cases I had to carry them were a mix of cardboard and a briefcase. One was wrapped in a sheet. Police didn't care.

Realized I couldn't transport these guns like this, was worried but no one cared.

A secretary girl at the front then reiterated that I couldn't carry those guns without cases, but then didn't stop me as I left.

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unpleasant dream
i was outside in a restaurant overlooking the sea at sunset. probably with tupper but couldnt see Yulya. there was a hissing sound and I looked around as meteors fell. they werent big but many. everywhere. no impacts close to me but they zipped by with a hiss or rumble. i tried t think about where to hide and if it even made sense. no panic rather a sense of being doomed

 >>/6438/
Had a long dream with all kinds if crazy, Joy was with me and even though she's tiny and cute, she was like a doting older sister.

I had a 2-3 inch hole in my face where my nose was supposed to be and  I was looking for my prosthetic nose which resembled two coloful wooden fish lures and a blob of silicone. 

When I put it on, it looked pretty normal but it jiggled a lot. Joy told me I didn't need it, but it was certainly embarrassing to have a hole in my face.

Then I was looking for a set of earrings because that was something else I needed to cover up some other deficiency.

It was actually a nice dream, we walked through a door to another dimension to get a glowing fuzzy orb, then we walked back out and realized our world only existed when we were in it, it was otherwise grey and paused. There was a windmill and it was stopped and slowly started moving again and throwing sparks like a firework.

I said, "this world isn't real."
Joy said, "I know, it's just real enough so you don't try to escape."

Then we walked into an unassuming house and I walked up to a balcony and it was actually just the top of a huge building.

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> prosthetic nose which resembled two colorful wooden fish lures
Perfect! You should create a start-up and sell those!
Why are our brains sp crazy? Is this normal?

Host dreamt he was playing video games with middle school friends. No girls. He watched first and didn't understand what the game was about. There were several growing colorful circles on the screen that eventually popped like soap bubbles. The controller was an oversized disposable razor that exuded a pinkish liquid from its blades. Don't ask me why, I just don't know. He didn't know what to do with it either. Then he got lost in the apartment of his friend and couldn't find out again.

I finally managed to have a dream as me after a long time - and remember it.
We were hiking along a path that cut through a forest with slopes on both sides. We climbed up because there was less vegetation and I wanted to bask in the sun. Going up a gravel slope we found a nice meadow but there was a young couple. Not having sex, at least not yet but on the way. Awkward. I dragged him along and we waked over a landscape of meadows. There was a family with a fat girl (yes, girl) with a very short skirt. You could see her panties. Nope. Not with me around. Again dragged host on. We came to another meadow riddled with burrows. Looked like from prairie dogs or something. But it was huge cartoonish black mice, the size of a guinea pig that dashed around between the burrows. I tried to catch them by leaping at them but no chance. Host had a net and managed to get some and stuffed them into a bag. Soon we had a bag of mice and went home. We ran into some Star Wars sandpeople like bandits wielding spears that made nigger noises and wanted to rob our mice. This was still in a peaceful meadow landscape with other people walking around in some distance, totally ignoring us. I was ready for the usual branching spine attack but grabbing the spear of one of the sandniggers and beating him with it was enough to make them run away and disappear.

Not a dream thing but this morning Joy woke up, not me. Yes, apparently Joy was fully and completely switched in and had to wake up instead of me.

[Joy] it was awful, I hated it.

Yes that little snuggle-bunny was so tired, and cute, and fell back to sleep for another half hour then woke up again. She also experienced a dreamlet between.

This has never happened before.

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> [Joy] it was awful, I hated it.
How so?

 >>/6459/
> Yes that little snuggle-bunny was so tired, and cute, and fell back to sleep for another half hour then woke up again.
Imagine losing your job because your tupper overslept. 

I do think I woke up a few times but don't really remember. It was rather unspectacular and didn't last long.

Weird hypnopompic dream nonsense this morning. I was in a b&w manga, wearing a bear suit. I was standing on a balcony or terrace looking down on a town square full of people. It wasn't a dynamc scene, just a drawn page. I had a speech bubble with 3 unrelated nouns that didn't make sense. Host remembered them when he woke up but then forgot.

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She says it felt uncomfortable to be tired and didn't like it.

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Another weird dream. I was warden in a prison camp. But there was nobody but a few goats and other guards. All men because fuck me. I felt I was more like a prisoner myself. I knew I had to work there a few more weeks before I could go home so I was counting time. It was boring. At least the scenery was nice. The camp was in a Central Asian mountain landscape, green treeless pastures and snow capped mountains. Very beautiful, but very lonely. The other few guards just stood there like NPCs doing nothing. There was one friend from kindergarten, now my age, who spent his time sleeping in his room. Suddenly I was tupper and told him you know me, I want to be outside in the sun, not indoors. So I wandered around outside. It was one of those fenceless prison camps in the middle of nowhere. You could leave any time, just to die in the endless mountain wilderness.

I decided to do something useful and made a list of things I need to do when I get home. I suddenly remembered I had bought a piece of land near my home and had not been there in years. This is actually a recurring dream. I suddenly remember I have a house, garden or other facility I totally forgot about and had not visited in months to years. Once it was a cellar full of aquariums (the fish were still alive), once several greenhouses, an abandoned factory or an attic full of interesting stuff. But this plot of land was eerily realistic. I had seen it in several dreams. No idea where the brain got this from but I actually had to sit down and think if I actually had bought and forgotten something like that until Alice popped up to dismiss the idea as insane.