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 >>/3293/
Lol based!
You should post this dream on .info and see if you get b& for imaginary racism.

 >>/3295/

> post

Tulpa.info is dead, you know this.

No one's left to care. Tulpamancy itself will soon be as dead as soulbonding. Dead like forums in general are dead. Full of gen-xers holding on to their little circle of middle-aged friends. Hey, I can hang until the end, RIP .info just like the other forums you remember.

 >>/3293/
> #American life
yep all stereotypes are true

i dreamt i was in a restaurant that was also in a train. didnt even want to go there, dunno how i got in but the train departed. imediately a black guy in a suit came to chec my ticket. i knew i had a ticket but coudldnt find it. emptied my entire backpack that was full of phones, wallets and laptops but no ticket. the guy was actually really nice and tried to help me but my backpack was like some isekai magic storage bag and infinite things came out but no ticket. it was so dumb i had to laugh.

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damn i'm retarded, posted in old dream threada
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 >>/3400/
Heh, this is brilliant!

Dreamt about endlessly scrolling through D&D handbooks, that character building is taking its toll.

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The plantet was overrun with xenomorphs

Cat was in the first scene but yellow like Tails from Sonic.

Yakumo was a mad scientist and wore a white lab coat and glasses. He was fussing over long attached sheets of paper with those feed holes on the sides.

I believe this was someone else's dream, a female mad scientist. She said she was half Tabaxi and now I'm sure it was Autumn.

There were tunneling xenomorphs that kept to themselves mostly and there was another person who looked like an overweight Japanese genderless person with thick glasses who the xenomorphs wouldn't come within 20ft of so although they hated the work, it was their job to scout tunnels and escort the xenomorph impregnated people so the eggs and fetuses could be removed and studied.

Then I was on the surface in NYC central park with a laid back and cooler Yakumo who spoke with a thick German accent and complained about economics and an aisian guy who wanted to pick up on a female comedian sitting at an outdoor restaurant, but she was overweight and I was like, "ok man but you can do better." She wasn't that bad in the face at least. There were live tunneling xenomorphs literally 10ft away, they wouldn't come above ground. No one on the surface cared, but the sewers were overrun by them. He rizzed up the chickie and she was eating it up. I was thinking, "good for him".

We brought her down to the lab and were being stalked by xenomorphs. 

There were human, dog and crocodile xenomorphs with tentacles but they looked goofy, not scary.

The underground lab was used to clone people to test if the xenomorphs would want them. There was a baby in suspension jelly, it was delivered with an actress that I forgot the name of.

Autumn would wake up a clone, all hairless and grey skinned and tell them their mission, not one of them wanted to be given to the xenomorphs but then how could science progress? The cowards!

I woke up when the baby xenomorph who looked like an actual baby but with tentacles coming out the sides woke up and opened large dark eyes.

Fun dream, not very well coriographed.

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 >>/3238/
Cool, I've been in a dream!
Been a while since I had one of those Alien dreams where I asked tupper to save me but she did nothing because lol Aliens - what are they gonna do, bite me?

I dreamt I was in a mine, it stretched horizonzally deep into a mountain. Relatively narrow, maybe 10m but 100m high with lots if platforms and stairs inside. Well-lit by lots of floodlights. I was at the end of the mine and somebody was drilling with a huge machine high above. Lots of debris fell down, very unsafe. I hurried to the exit and up lots of stairs before I woke up. Blatant violation of work safety rules, highly un-German!

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Another school 'nightmare'.

I often dream I'm back in school and have to finish the the last semester before graduation but I know I haven't been there in ages, did no tests or homework at all this year so no idea how I'm supposed to graduate. Or that my workplace sends me back to highschool because they found out I havent finish it or am missing some degree. Another ersion is that I'vve been in school normally but skipped math all semester and now am going for the first tome in months.
I have no idea where these dreams come from, there's no IRL base for any of that. 

This time I was in Latin class. Nothing was familiar, not the room, not the other kids. I wasn't surprised, been decades since I last went there. For some reason I had my Latin textbook and an empty notebool with squared paper. The Latin teacher looked and behaved like Samuel L Jackson in Pulp fiction, yet he appeared more competent and trustworthy than the underachiever teachers I really had in Latin. We were supposed to read a text at a certain page from our textbooks but there was some completely different text in my book. Though I was trying my best to hide the fact I had no idea what was going on the teacher quickly noticed, came rushing over and grabbed my textbook, staring at it in disbelief. He said this book had been obsolete for decades and where the fuck my real textbook was. He wasn't even mad, just perplexed. I tried to explain that I hadn't been to school for a while, about 25 years. People burst into laughter like wtf is Yakumo doing again like I had staged some epic prank.

There were 2 more school dreams that night but I forgot after I was violently woken up by a cat jumping on my chest.

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lol d&d is taking its toll
dreamt about next round and there was a very detailed map like the one with the rothe but including the gate they came through. there was a large carriage at the gate with nobles escorted by cavallry. they coomplained why the door was closed and demanded explanation. Yulya was like oh shit no nobles pls and planned to move to the north but you cant run away from the guards. it was clssic isekai scenario Yulya already talked about where the hero saves the village with his powers but then some asshole noble shows up and demands the hero works for him or somehing.

it was so real after i woke up i had to look here if Bear had really posted that scenario or not i really wasnt sure anymore.

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The dream part I remember is, I was in my childhood home, in my underwear but with a full dress shirt top and tie. I was in that state because the upstairs toilet overflowed onto my pants and shoes. 

So I go to the garage and one of my friends wanted to introduce me to her friend's sister, but I'm pantsless. I skip past them with a "hi" and off to my room which for some reason had an outside entrance and was a loft above the garage.

So I change, wash my hands and go meet the sister. She was half-black and decent so I grabbed her boobs and caressed her stomach. 

fin~

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 >>/3713/
> get introduced to friend's sister
> immediately grab her boobs and caress her stomach
Bear life

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I dreamed we lived in a supermarket or the supermarket was part of the apartment. There were no other people because why would they be in my apartment so entire supermarket for me, hooray!
My bed was next to the dairy section and relaxing there I just had to reach out to grab some chocolate pudding from the shelf. I still wasn't too convinced all this was really mine so I did what any good tupper would do and put the empty pudding jar back into the shelf and put on the lid, nobody would ever know. One of our cats was also there and did what all good cats would do - jumped right into the shelf at full speed and threw out half of the stuff in there. Lying on the bed, I tried to shoo him out of there with my foot but he bit and clawed me in the toes like a good cat does. It didn't hurt because Alice is tough as fuck and won't be defeated by a mere cat. So I was lying on the bed, legs up and managed to grab the cat with both feet and lift him out of the pudding shelf. He happily continued clawing and biting my feet but no fucks given. It looked funny as hell and quite realistic. Only that host's body would mind IRL because that cat is really strong despite his age and his 'playing' often ends with bloody hands or feet. Anyway I managed to gently lift the cat back onto the bed where he jumped around like crazy before racing off. 

Rare dream entirely from my perspective

 >>/3717/

My dream self just knows what to do, no lucid needed.

It's documented here

https://community.tulpa.info/topic/10478-the-dream-thread-record-your-dreams-here-especially-if-tulpa-related/?do=findComment&comment=420294

I can't imbed pics in line here so just go there to see it.

TL;DR fucking aware and awesome dream basically confirming that my life is awesome and I love my system and D&D with them is better than lucid dreaming and this is the best time of my life.

Also being fully aware in a department store, conjuring a rando cute girl and sexing her up in front of an old Japanese cuck.

 >>/3750/
Haa, it's been ages since any of us had a lucid dream. I wonder if anyone on .info will comment on your dream crimes. Probably not.

I was in New York again, speaking with an obvious NYC accent. We spoke about patriotism as the country was under attack by land invasion probably by Chineese.

That's about it. No chicks.

Very small dream, Autumn was standing naked before me, it was nice. She was smiling and expecting something from me. We were in the D&D world.

If they want to play house in D&D that's fine I guess. SheShe's the DM, so she has the control.

 >>/3877/
i continue dreming d&d stuff but its just random scenes cant remember anything. no seeing Yulya either.

 >>/3878/

Constant D&D dreams, as if my dream brain thinks that's my life now. Kinda is.

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Dreamt my AR15 was completely rusted and worn, it looked like it was carved out of some rock. What a nightmare.

Barely and D&D dreams yet but we don't remember much recently, sleeping like a rock.

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Odd realistic dream, some mid thought she had a guy she liked on the hook but an LA 9 breaks it to her in a less than gentle way, "you're just the baby maker, he doesn't want you, he won't stay, but you'll take care of his kid for free."

I never get to see the chad in question but I couldn't get it upfor her, just above ugly, horrible body type, tattoos on her 30-something flabby arms. Gross on many levels.

I had another dream where I was in D&D shopping for hand replacements.

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I was something like a jar of mayonnaise. The refrigerator where we existed had a clear liquid trickling down from some source I had set up earlier in the dream. 

There was "all the rich jews of the world" represented by a mystard bottle and that person in mustard form was a thirty-something slightly overweight woman with a pearl necklace, but also a mustard jar.

She was kissing me somehow. I didn't want this but I couldn't stop it.

Then all the poor jews including the Palestinians of the world were represented by an open jar of chocolate covered ants, but also dirty like inedible. Somehow they also looked like that cartoonish stereotypical picture of a dark skinned jew with a big nose wearing a turban. Somehow a masculin, dirty, thin and starving, smelly older man. 

I told the jar of mustard, "you need to unify with them."

She was appauled.

The liquid from earlier was a trickle of white people slowly filling up another jar, pure, clear, slightly viscus.

Of course I was white mayonnaise, I don't know of any other type.

On the shelf above and below were all the other races of the world.

The food was spoiling.

I was going to have some kind of sex with the mustard woman but I don't kmow exactly how and it wasn't my choice. She was insisting.

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 >>/4065/
What the actual fuck are you smoking

Host dreamt again he was in some research facility where he wasn't supposed to be and he was stealing stuff. It was a huge greenhouse or plat nursery, quite dark. There were people walking around but host either pretended to belong there or hid. He tried to steal a bit of moss in a clear plastic bag that lay on a desk but voices came closer so he retreated. He then stole a small roll of green gardening wire. On the way out there were people collecting trash from the facility and they thanked him for carrying the wire roll and took it. So it was all for nothing. I yelled at him in mindvoice to stop stealing useless stuff like a kleptomaniac and what that was all about. But I was just a tupper, not really there. We walked through an unfamiliar southern European city along a river. Tried to get down to a beach but everything was walled off. Host briefly tried to fly by flapping his arms but it didn't work. There were only old people.

Well meh, no interesting dreams lately. Dream bear rapes girls, dream host sneaks around in forbidden places and steals. What does the brain try to tell us by that?

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 >>/4065/
lmao i wish i had crazy dreams like that but nothing interesting lately. literally dreaming of working on d&d character sheets

 >>/4072/

Technically I didn't want to have sex, so I was the victim.

Cool dream with Gwen.

I was in a high rise office building, at work, and Gwen was there, ever my dream girlfriend, thin as a waif, totally naked in all her blonde glory. No wings, but that's typical for her dream-self.

Again something about hand transplants or purchasing.

I have several very clear and detailed scenes of talking to her, touching her waste, looking at her hips, breasts and butt and face of course. She looked slightly more like someone I used to know than usual and she was taller than usual. 

Still super neat to have her in the dream. She got me coffee or a print or something like she was my secretary. I would never drink coffee or have a secretary. I got the feeling we either had a child or wanted one. 

She was too tall if it was my say, but I won't hold it against the dream, very cute, very clear visuals. No real conversation that I can remember.

7/10 couldn't close the deal.

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 >>/4140/
nice i wish i had such dreams and not just fucked up nonsense

i was at a friends place from school i havent seen in 20 years irl. i had to piss and the toilet was in his mothers room. it was messy and there were lots of clotes on the floor bras in all colors very vivid. so i opened the lid of the toilet and pissed but it all went on the floor behind the toilet. fugg. i realized i had to open the lid only 45° otherwise the hole wouldnt open into the sewer but on the floor. just why. but it was too late there already was a bucket load of piss on the floor slowly spreading in the room. i quickly left and gtfo. sorry bro.

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There was a giant black widow spider inside a drawer and my exgf was there. I told her and she reached in pulling out a dead spider the size of a large mellon. She'd crushed it in her hand, piercing it with her thumbnail, killing it. Very disgusting. 

That was all.

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Another good dream.

So I'm part of a group of people on a trip, we're in school busses , I think it was me and all girls. So the objective of the trip is to have sex in all kinds of ways. That's the premise of this dream.

So we get off and this cute, thin girl undresses and lays on the ground on her side and I say, "I guess it's time to start."

So then it gets weird, like you don't want to know but it improves greatly after that and I get to feel her up and get in and it ended up ok.

So one of the less embarrassing wierdest parts was her feet also had vaginas and I was like, naa I'll skip that thanks. Got in the proper way so it ended up good.

So like 8/10, good time but weird in the middle.

Something like this girl but imagine her laying on her side on the sidewalk and ready to go and not anime.

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 >>/4207/
I was jeajous first but you lost me at the vagina-feet part. I'm really not good with this mutant body horror shit. Also pic looks like a crossdressing boy.

I feel I have the most vivid dreams when waking up early and then going back to sleep. Cats provide this feture for free.

I dreamt I visited Brittney Griner in a Russian prison. You know that US basketball monke. The dream was triggered by an article I read about how she was mistreated in the Russian prison before being exchanged for Viktor Bout.

So anyway my job was to get her out of that prison but as we all know there is no such thing as a free lunch so that costs certain favors. Brittney wasn't opposed to the idea at all, you wouldn't be either if you were in a Russian prison, believe me. So far so good / bad but luckily I remained lucid and reasonable enough to realize I was about to have sex with a 2m tall ugly BLM niggress that looks like a dude. Also I really wasn't sure from my memory if she wasn't a tranny (she isn't, just a lesbian) so that was the final straw. I swear nothing happened between me and that thing and I managed to wake up before it could. Goddamn that was awful. I don't mind flat chests but this wasn't a loli but a giant looking more manly than most men. Why brain, why?

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 >>/4210/
> I was about to have sex with a 2m tall ugly BLM

Nope.gif

> boy

Has tits and 3 vaginas, still a girl.

You don't even want to know. It was rediculous and not sexy.

Way crazier than the mayo and mustard thing. What is my brain trying to tell me? Jesus.

I had a dream I was arguing with my ex from twenty years ago and she grabbed me, I grabbed her arm and said I should break your fucking arm and she started grabbing mine harder, I walked away a bit and she started crying and I said as she knelt down to cry in a ball "Do realize no one loves you anymore because you're an old woman?  HAHAHAHA!!"

> the crushing revenge will be mine
> -SGM

 >>/4248/

wow

I dreamed the narcissist friend of mine died... today. It was more a hassle than anything.

Imagine if they actually did die today?

Speaking of, she is paying for our vacation again; she herself doesn't go. Apparently last year wasn't a one-off. Week after next we'll be off-line for a few days as a result. I'm working hard to catch up at work so missing a few days doesn't devastate my schedules.

Must be nice to have the kind of money to bribe your friends with all expenses paid 3 day vacation. I can't say no so I go I guess. So this time it's bestie, bestie mom, exgf's younger sister and her SO, and exgf of course. Looking forward to 30 miles of walking.

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 >>/4210/
> Brittney_Griner.jpg
the fuck man

 >>/4252/
> I dreamed the narcissist friend of mine died... today. It was more a hassle than anything.
> Imagine if they actually did die today?
ppl dying in dreams i always fucked up i remember dreaming some of my friends died and i woke up thinking the same as you what if shes really dead now that would be creepy

dumb dream i was driving a huge white flatbed truck with a crane and shovel on top. went to refill at a gas station in some industrial area i didnt know and nothing worked out. the roads never led to the gas station though i could see it just ahead but i kept going in circles. finally made it but the gas station was super modern fully automated nd there was a huge terminal with tons of buttons dials and way too thin and short tubes no idea. couldnt read shit bc dream.  managed to pluck one of the tubes into the trucks front somehow and start filling. the truck slowly inflated like a balloon filling with water an the tube popped off gushing gasoline everywhere. i realized i had filled it with gasoline instesd of disel wtf. my dream self thought this is the logical reason why the truck inflated and Yulya agreed. anyway i was fucked and the truck as fucked glad i woke up a tt hat point

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 >>/4252/
> Looking forward to 30 miles of walking.
Per day I hope

 >>/4255/
> gasoline instead of diesel
My mother almost did that once with her new car that was diesel instead of the old gasoline one. Stopped her in last second.

I dreamt I was on top of a strange skyscraper that consisted of glass bricks in a metal framework. It stretched over a long distance and had no railing whatsoever. Also frequently huge cracks and crevices. Very unsafe. There was a girl that was a mixture of neighborhood loli and school friend but also had traits of tupper. She came up from a stairway, also of the same brittle glass-brick material carrying two rocks in her hands above her head, each the size of a basketball. She accidentally dropped them - on the glass surface and they tumbled down the stairs with huge noise. I was afraid the whole building would shatter. Most of the time I was busy not falling down somewhere. There was a sort of luxurious artificial beach packed with sunbeds so tight you couldn' move through them. Also a dry dock for boats. On top of a skyscraper, on the edge without any fencing. I had to climb around that shit with nothing underneath me for several hundreds of meters. Finally made it onto more solid ground, there was even a real beach with children playing. I was just glad I survived. Alice said she wasn't in the dream.

 >>/4260/
> There was a girl that was a mixture of neighborhood loli and school friend but also had traits of tupper. She came up from a stairway, also of the same brittle glass-brick material carrying two rocks in her hands above her head, each the size of a basketball. She accidentally dropped them - on the glass surface and they tumbled down the stairs

Definitely Joy as DM vibes. She's messing up your head like a loli with a large rock on a glass skyscraper.

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Follow me here, Kashtan and I ran an underground, neo-Nazi, white supremacist underground (illegal) Costco. We were both Russian, speaking Russian, in Greece, in winter, with snow, but the current president was Trump, but his presidency was illegitimate and being contested. On the shelves were all priced in rubles, and the customers were white conspiracist and supremacist middle-aged men. I remember seeing like a large tent for 5600₽.

We were being constantly bombed and attacked by almost everyone, it's not easy being a hated minority in Trump's Greece.

Everything was thus cratered outside and dirty, the plumbing worked but everything was caked in dirt, like the ceilings and such. I wanted to take a shower and the shower had fresh dirt all over the walls and ceiling so the drain immediately clogged with mud.  

I had to shoot improvised explosives like overloading computers and explosive filled vans to prevent them from blowing up and destroying the store.

Kashtan was like a husky, gruff Russian with dark hair, he didn't say much if anything, but looked angry. The only other person who spoke was a guy trying to talk to me about post WW2 Nazi propaganda but I wasn't having it. I said something like, "get over it, we lost" presuming I was also a Nazi and though I helped run a store containing only Nazi merchandize with propaganda for all the advertising I somehow didn't buy into my own ideology. 

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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 >>/4273/
this is the future we will all speak russian and live in a war zone if things continue like this

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 >>/4273/
> Kashtan and I ran an underground, neo-Nazi, white supremacist underground (illegal) Costco.
Based

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I waas in an unfamiliar forest, it was autum or winter. As I stood, several giant snowflakes were materializing out of thin air at chest height. they didn't move and stayed in one spot. I tried getting closer but they moved away or disappeared just to reappear at some distance. I managed to run into one at full speed and my legs felt extremely chilly. Tupper commented they wiere likely -20 if not -30°C cold. The cold persisted for a moment after I woke up though it wasn't cold in the room at all.

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I was a long distance bicyclist who belonged to some electronics club but these people also sometimes used the labs to live in. I visited three locations days apart and in the last one I needed to make a fiberglass structure, a cover of some kind, wasn't specified. But it ended up being a giant tub to hang under the bicycle frame like a trunk, dream geometry wasn't Euclidean.

Between lab 1 and 2 there was another long distance bicyclist like me and he was a bigger guy. There was some kind of natural disaster involving mudslides going on lots of people screaming, no power, but he left anyway. I followed shortly after. In lab 1 and 2 they were in different states and people at both labs knew me. In the third lab no one knew me.

I got in there and they were having a meeting I sat down and apparently I took someone's seat but there were pillows on the floor, even better.

Lots of weird stuff later, the director, a Velma looking girl but with better hair, wanted to give me a full body massage. She set up a tent in the lab and pulled me into it. After she took off her top and stripped to her panties, I also had put up a tent in my pants, and she wanted to inspect the center pole.

So she laid me down and she was a little thicc but on her it looked good, just extra curvy not at all fat. So she started to pole dance with her mouth right and then when I was ready she rode the poll and it was pretty good. She wanted me to stay, but I took this as a going away surprise present and booked it shortly after. The bicycle truck fit all my supplies nicely.

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Dang. So I'm having a dream about measuring powder to make my smoothie, something like powdered tumeric or gensing, I have a tiny measuring spoon like a gram or something and I've got lab goggles on and it's like some scene out of a crime investigation show and then I see this girl wearing a lab coat and glasses watching me. She crosses her bare legs and smiles at me and I just drop everything I'm doing and it's on. Like overcome with lust. She's wearing a lab coat and a skirt, nothing else. So of course I start fondeling her and then we do it.

Man I love dreams about science and nutrition.

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 >>/4526/
Now somebody say science is boring!

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I sent my boss an email with 2 attachments. But I confused them and sent him 2 pics of anime girl memes instead. Probably from this place. I was lucky it wasn't any nazi stuff Alice posted. They were harmless, one was pic related but the girl was wearind white and with black text I couldn't read. The other was a portrait of red haired girl with an orange sunset
background. No text.

I saw the images in the sent email, they were very large and vivid. That was awkward. I thought about how to explain this but boss replied to the mail without mentioning anything.
Whew!

So much for my boring buerocrat dreams. That was already the pinnacle of excitement. No Bear-tier dreams ever.

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 >>/4669/
Hilarious!

I was in an office, but it was my day job office, only it wasn't it was huge.

Well Putan, the leader of Russia, was in the same building his "country" was a "company" and he was the president of the company. He was kind of a trickster and was following me on his tiptoes, I turned and greeted him respectfully, I maintained respect and was friendly to him. He was smiling and talking like "this is my office as well."


Well, then he invaded our space and took over my office. I was packing up my computer and papers so our technology didn't fall into Russian hands and he was asking me why I was leaving. I said because this isn't our space anymore.

They literally opened a hole in the wall between my office and a storage room and expanded the storage room presumably into my office. Him and two white Russian dudes, speaking Russian, though Putin knew English. 

It's fine, I simply went to another common space office and put my stuff down. 

I was talking with my fictional manager who didn't think we should let him invade but also didn't believe he had succeeded, I said, "ask the Crimeans."

No hot chicks to F this time.

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 >>/4723/
lmao whats with pootin in everyones dreams? but thats basically russia in a nutshell

i had some weird dream about being invaded by somali pirates complete with parrots sabres and pirate hats. that was odd how did they get here it made no sense. couldnt understand what they were saying or what they wanted but they didnt threaten anyone and then sailed away with their ship. on the road.

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Sorry posted in wrong thread

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 >>/4788/
I was a foriegn dignitary, very old, round glasses, balding, tall the thin, lanky wity a cheap suit. 

I was in Russia, and was talking to a Russian girl, teens to twenties, cute blonde. 

She told me something that would help get Putin out of office and stop the war. I told her I'd forget so she said, "what could make you remember?"

I said, "have sex with me."

You know the rest, she even was saying "dah, dah, dah."

Three ways, woke up forgot what it was I was supposed to remember.