/v/ - Video Games

Let's have ourselves a comfy Devil May Cry thread.

Fucking arrogant assholes pulling Cyberpunk 2077 from their store. Please, CD Projekt, put Sony in its place. Don't let them put 2077 back in their store and laugh at them while they lose market share to the PC and Xbox because they don't have the hottest game of 2021. Teach those fuckers a lesson.

Any one from 8chan hanging out here during the downtime

When the imposter is sus!

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Dear Nintendo
It is your fearless underboss, extendo not yet super extendo. 

In good faith I request an actually very and extremely fun ge, beyond the ordinary moderately fun game.

I suggest: a Mario tennis game where you get to your ball like a super Mario 64 star to hit it. Besides that your character runs and jumps with the same or greater powers than super Mario 64 Mario. A super smash bros aspect added would be a good thing. Then after we all tee off we can chase each others characters down and squash their heads and punch them and stuff, it would be cool. I know some cohesion of dynamics would make the game playable in multiplayer. I like making Mario run and jump around in super Mario 64.

I think this requires about ten dark years in the think tank to brainstorm.

Our robloxian Lizzy Wrinkle commonly known throughout the roblox as "lizzy_wrinkle", has passed away after having cancer and heart disase
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Found a new p2earn game based on CryptoBlades.
Air drops for the launch are already on!

Does anyone want to talk about the disaster that is the Pokemon Sword/Sheild release?
> No national dex
> Can only catch certain levels of pokemon depending on badge
> After months of lies it was as everyone predicted and they just copied and pasted the 3DS models
> People are finding the models of pokemon they can't use in the code

Are you playing Electronic Arts games? Are you aware of Electronic Arts's racist & bug problems of The Sims 4?

Electronic Arts (EA) never listen / The list of bugs and problems
https://codeberg.org/thesims/sims4-problems/src/branch/main/README.md

So the new age people who collect healing stones (just rocks and gems).....do they think they're playing a RPG? I mean they seem to think certain stones will protect them from debuffs like cancer, poison, or bad energies that would power down their attack points. 

Sounds like a great idea for a video game...picture yourself walking around Portland, Oregon fighting antifa, angry heavy metal fans, anarchist punks, Wiccans, and methheads on skateboards. Later you must collect the special rings from conservative  sororities to unlock the seal on the dean's heart and free Evergreen University from liberal tyranny. 

There could even be a level where you have to escort RICHARD DAWKINS past crazy liberals and Muslims into the heart of irrational America: Berkley. In his radiant presence all of the magical rings lose their effect.