/b/ - Random

 >>/76930/
> the girls in the Eighty83three

wow those are generic and npc-esque!

that's what you spend your precious time with baby? watching some boring girls pretend to have a life in front of the camera?

 >>/76941/
Who cares about their social profiles? Hopefully someone will just post their nudes here for us to look at hehehe.

 >>/76947/
> Hopefully someone will just post their nudes here for us to look at hehehe.
this

 >>/76947/
> Who cares about their social profiles? Hopefully someone will just post their nudes here for us to look at hehehe.

in no way meant to poop on your parade but i can't get a boner for these generic cattle girls.

when they are on onlyfans, there are websites that just mirror onlyfans and you can look at/download their images and videofiles on them for free; which is the only moral way to use only fans because they literally use the money that they don't give the girls to make genocide with.

again i don't mean to poop on your parade but i can't get a boner for evil. i can only fap to old porn like seymore butts because evil wasn't invented back then.

 >>/76954/
Honestly I don't really get a boner just seeking some random nude chick either. It's typically only a type of girl that has a rocking hot hair style, I like the chicks with curly hair, no tattoos or body piercings, not petite but not fat either, smaller perky tits no fake implants and I hate whores with too much makeup, if she looks like some China doll it turns me off.

 >>/76946/
> The bdsm / kink community is so draining

bdsm is how order-followers have sex. authority is such an essential part of their psyche that it grew into their sexuality; nothing outside of superior/inferior relationship makes any sense to them, they have left voluntary human interaction behind and have grown dependent on laws/rules/orders. they can no longer see people as equals, there always needs to be a leader otherwise nothing makes sense to them.

just normal sex with someone you are attracted to and like and have a physical/emotional connection with is not boring, it is effortlessly pleasant and fulfilling but because they can not have a real connection with other people, they have to act like they are all tough and normal sex is boring. that's not the case, they say that to divert from the fact that they are borken people unable to have genuine human connections...

oh wow very textured and dry. mine is smooth and moist. you would benefit greatly from chewing your food more. you are but a bag of fluids and so does your stommach expect the food you swallow: a liquid. when you only chew enough to be able to swallow it down, you are swallowing inaccessible surface area that the liquids your stommach is adding can not touch. best case this is just roughage and it flows through you (though you might not have that good of a flow given how dry your sausage is). worst case this gets stuck in your gi tract.

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 >>/76894/

Bad advice. Enjoy your inevitable colon cancer tho.

 >>/76897/

> Bad advice

get a real computer with a keyboard and then you can actually write what is bad about it instead of just presenting your empty minimal effort touchscreen judgement as if it meant anything🙄

 >>/76883/
what's the green stuff?

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 >>/76840/

based 40 get

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 >>/76840/

i don't know what to tell you buddy but trans people are the only real people. enjoy your jew organs tho.

 >>/76796/ she was fine tho

 >>/76659/
tits or gtfo

Is this yunners?

how is he your "boyfriend" if you dont fuck him? but anyway, males only want whores.
 >>/76715/
> how could becky lie to me?
males will do anything but settle for their looksmatch
all males are simpletons without morals

 >>/76935/
> all males are simpletons without morals

yeah you say that but then when you see one that isn't, you lose your shit, literally melt, instantly turn cringe and have your spirit crushed when he doesn't even consider you worth looking at because of how disappointingly unremarkable you are.

you don't even believe someone could be excited for you, you are saying someone should 'settle' for you. i guess that does sound better then adopt you and be your male nurse, which is what you are really after.

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 >>/76235/

yeah you don't understand anything, you think some millionaire can cut the uglyness out of your face if you can just come up with enough money to pay for a face re-arrangement.

that's like saying "no it is no problem for me to be fat because i ride around on a fork lift and the fork lift carries my weight so it is ok"

troll physics but with female anatomy, that's you. females are dumb because their life is so easy.

 >>/76254/
> you think some millionaire can cut the uglyness out of your face
no, that's my fucking point, i can't change the fact that i'm ugly
> takes mocking seriously
> calls females dumb
your worst problem is not being able to fuck syndey sweeney. drones do not have problems.

 >>/76652/
> no, that's my fucking point, i can't change the fact that i'm ugly

the millionaire plastic surgeon can't change it, you can't change it BUT you could change it if you were smart and lived your life intelligently. while you believe you were unlucky and was dealt a bad hand in life and that there is nothing you can do about it, there may have been quite a lot you could have done about it and potentially still can. the problem is that you are dumb and most likely will not be able to tend to your garden so even though nobody and nothing is stopping you, you still can only count to potato and have not bothered to understand to live a good live which will naturally turn you more beautiful slowly. you failed to learn how to make yourself bloom and now you don't.

> your worst problem is not being able to fuck syndey sweeney. drones do not have problems.
no my worst problem is that i understood so late that i am not living in a democracy but in a complicated rape-theater-nightmare-prison and i have all these hopes and dreams that aren't really possible in a rape-prison. but don't make your corrupted little head hurt, you are busy being a butterfly who you don't even know you have wings and could leave the cocoon if you stopped eating cheese for a second and spread your wings.

 >>/76658/
> you could change it if you were smart and lived your life intelligently
how do you expect me to change the distance between my eyes? how am i supposed to get a pornstar pussy without losing my virginity? how am i supposed to heal my scars?

 >>/76936/

how do you expect me to change the distance between my eyes?

despite what the labcoats repeat, symmetry isn't beauty. i've met plenty of symmetrical faces that were boring and ugly. your face doesn't need to meet certain shape requirements for beauty to occur, beauty is an attitude that ends up manifesting physically. the attitude is difficult to hold for people who just life life unconsciously by imitating the people around without thinking or just defaulting to what is normal.

> how am i supposed to get a pornstar pussy without losing my virginity?

there is herbal stuff you can do to your pussy. like douche with herbal tea which has a variety of benefits that i already forgot about. it is a herbal formula invented by some relative of the person who came up with the papsmear and an herbalist. look up "heal all tea", i drink this stuff, doesn't taste that good, but it was invented to keep the pussy healthy.

there is other plants that herbalists says make the pussy tight, i have not looked into it too much but i am sure amazing things are possible once you realize plants are your friends.

> how am i supposed to heal my scars?
without knowing anything about it i would buy aloe vera leaves and they last a long time, cut off a small piece and rub the gel that is inside the leaf on the scar. what does it do, does it hurt? does it ooze garbage juice? is it burning? or is it simply not looking nice because you still consider yourself an object mostly?

the most important thing you can do to improve every aspect of your life is diet and exercise. you handle your health. don't be like a christmas tree decoration and wait for a man to save your life to make you all better, nobody is coming. you do your own saving.

This is why you really should be archiving whatever the hell it is you enjoy and like onto offline storage and having MULTIPLE offline backups of everything you need and want. The internet WILL NOT be around forever. Gems get taken offline all the time. Someday places like archive.org will be too. Do not take the internet for granted, grab shit up and back shit up, anything you enjoy, old tv shows, movies, music, music videos, ebooks, youtube videos, porn, memes, roms and emulators, whatever. 16TB drives cost around $350 but are well worth it and can store pretty much anything you need, have at least two physical copied drives at all times.

 >>/76925/
erm you can't download videos off of xhamster back then it was only recently that you could, though only if you are paying for a subscription

 >>/76927/
I don't know about that honestly, are there not online rippers for almost anything if you take the time to seek them out?

 >>/76931/
> are there not online rippers for almost anything if you take the time to seek them out?
I'm not entirely sure on that one

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 >>/70984/
hello heello test test

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 >>/71576/
His lawyer is currently trying to appeal the sentence. So he may be out soon and diddling some more people again.

Maybe even diddling >YOU

As the great George Carlin used to warn us about corporations, media, government and politics "it's all one big fucking club and you and me ain't in it!" George Carlin was the last true liberal who actually made sense in my opinion.

 >>/70984/
how the hell is my shitpost thread still up

 >>/76758/
> how the hell is my shitpost thread still up

It's a good thread budy

 >>/76564/
Kill yourself you wrothless fucking faggot, my cutter girlfriend with BPD draws better then you even when shes crying about lifeslop.

 >>/76550/
Bunch of 'tists on this board anyway if you want to actually learn to draw just learn dividing by 3s, 3D and trapezoids as well as basic shapes like circles and basically that's all there is to art like anime in general. Practice by sketching some characters you like their poses of for character/style study practice to improve.

Looks cool, anon! Do you have any other pieces you are willing to show off?

 >>/76550/
looks cool anon

 >>/76785/
>  my cutter girlfriend with BPD draws better then you even when shes crying about lifeslop.
pix or it isnt real

Bump..

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 >>/76662/
Just pull the trigger already

 >>/76719/
Im trying not to

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 >>/76752/
It's the only way out, brah. You're never getting that money from a bunch of 14yo, 3rd generation edgelords on a comatose image board

> pls halp I needs monies 
> no story 
What a shame, to see this is what the world has come to.