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Maybe some of you have seen it. Elon tweeted yesterday and the tweet was quickly deleted. Looking at the nft pointed out by Elon, it doesn't look very institutional (pridecatsnft).  Actually the price is very cheap. I have only one question in mind. Was it an accident or an alpha leak?  What are you thinking?
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> Was it an accident or an alpha leak? What are you thinking?
musk is a huckster and a ripoff artist. You should just avoid anything related to him

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I'm so fucking lonely. TLDR the person who I thought was the one I would spend my life with turned out not to be the one. I'm considering ending it, so send tips on how to kill yourself, memes or fuckin anything idrc.
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> that pic 

fucking saved!
>>/38000/
##Almost 20 Mexicans raped 5 Filipinos.##
Look into the suicide info thread.
Cringe.
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>>/38507/
Being a keyboard warrior is fun, but this is serious.

Take action today and pass the word.

You can be sure that there will be starvation and gun bans this year.

The globalists are going all the way.

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Look at this UGLY ASS Troll looking creature trying to ruin our cryptocurrency.
You could pin her picture to your dart board, but the darts might run away.
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Typical Goblin in the op pic
She is very ugly
What are they trying to cover up this time?
Ban all trolls
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>>/40030/
no trollz here bos

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1) Go to urban dictionary
2) Screencap or repost the most lulziest words you can find into this thread
https://www.urbandictionary.com/random.php
3)???
4) Profit!
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>>/39053/
meh. could be better
Everything is illegal, everyone is a criminal, everyone is under surveillance 24/7, and no one cares.

Living in a police state means that you must live in dread of being arrested. You can't help feeling hopeless.
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Heh, bum fuck
Americans say the US is dangerous because the NRA supports gun rights, but maybe the real threat is the ruling class who wants to ban guns so that the elites can fill their private prisons.

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Why is Lena Raine the greatest woman 2.0 ever born?
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It has a penis and makes shitty video game music.  What more do you need to know?  I know I'm a huge fan!
literally who
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Yikes.
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Got a link to that?
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there was this like foreign Gangster movie I saw back around 2012 or 13 can't remember the name of it or what country if was from it might have been a Russian movie, where one of those old timey Mob Dons (guy who played him must have been in his late 80's) in this movie was always seen fucking some hot chick there was never not a scene where you didn't see him having sex with some hot girl, does this sound familiar at all to anyone here or maybe might have seen it yourself at one point?
You can't help feeling overwhelming despair.

The elites have closed all the doors.

The globalists basically have unlimited access to the government money printing press in the form of bailouts, subsidies, loans, contracts, and grants.

The ruling class has made everything illegal.

The globalists import refugees and illegal immigrants to divide Americans.

The elites weaken and distract Americans with welfare and bread and circuses.

The billionaires run the government, Wall Street, media, and Hollywood.

The 1% rig elections by forging ballots and hacking voting machines and give cushy job promises and campaign donations to politicians and kill, blackmail, and give Deep State threats to judges.

The ruling powers can purge the military and pack courts.

The elites will go all the way to kill off the 99% because the wealthy face no resistance.
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Is this the movie you're thinking about OP?
Americans say that the US is the land of the free, but North Koreans also believe that North Korea is a free country.

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Need suggestions on new orginizinization methods for miscellaneous items
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>>/39248/
smoke meth
>>/39205/
Physical
The world is rapidly crashing.

Now feels like the Roman collapse, Civil War, Great Depression, WWII, and Soviet collapse all at once.

Today is even worse because the USA is a police state.

http://f2bbs.com/bbs
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>>/39248/
Try meditating

>>/39274/
Try organizing things alphabetically
Does anyone get the feeling that the Uniparty has been bought off by the elites?

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YOYOYOYOYO

GET IN THE THREAD

MOTHERFUCKING THINKING SHIT IS SWELL!!!!

DOLLCHAN . NET / BYTEBEAT FOR ALL YOU THAT DON't KNOW

t+(t&t^t>>/6/)-t*(t>>/9/&(t%16?2:6)&t>>/9/)

LET ME EXPLAIN THE FUCKING RULE SET, YOU KNOW?

LET ME TELL YOU WHAT WE DOING, (doing... doing...)

yeah.

So im the mc and i got the mic, when i talk and i speak you know it's the shit. listen up - pay attention, that's right....

if you wanna talk, just post what you want, but make sure you respect the mc at the top, right? and when im done, bitch, im gonna hand the mic, then you can fuck around all yo uwant, 
all yo uwant...
all you want..
 all you want.
   all you want
           all you

want.
all you want.

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MC. - DO NOT COPY. IF YOU COPY WITHOUT PERMISSION - THE GAME IS OVER - LETS NOT MAKE EVERYONE HAVE TO BRING OUT THE ENCRYPTION KEYS JUST YET, EH?

TERMS AND PERMISSION ARE LIABLE TO CHANGE AND FLUCTUATE AT INCREASING RATES.
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hey hey hye!

let me switch up the beat real quick guys.

(t>>/9/^(t>>/9/)-1^1)%13*t

so what sup?
 yeah , man, looking good.

im doing fine, chill, got my weed, got my booze, got my things...

hmmm

so yeah man, I think ill just talk a bit, 

i just love you guys, really.
I have so much fun on the boards, you know?

Every day I go to a new place and I find new people, new things to do, yeah? and we talk, in ways that I don't think were ever possible, not really.

I mean, I once met this guy, called himself nanon, and he just posted big longform texts, talking about his life and issues, and he's just such a bro man.

I talked to him about my own personal stuff and he didn't quite reach me, we never quite do, but it was good, you know?

it's hard on the net to really know who you're talking to, but sometimes it's just clicks, right?

yeah.

..

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..

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ANywAy, Im gonna leave the mic open for some time. If you want, come over and talk. Im not yet ready to give up MC permission, but you can switch the beat, try to change the talk, have fun with it. If no one's coming, that's fine as well. 

Like feel at home man, really.
Just in case you are wondering, yeah, im referring to (you).>>_
WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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What was that?

I think I heard something...

Maybe?

Deep in the net, calling out to me?

A wolf yelling from miles away?

hmmm.

Well, mr. wolf, I'll drop a couple of keys here - 

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DROP[EWQ
--- USR N:

use whichever you want.
Friend who works at a bank just said get your money out of the bank today and buy gold, guns, ammo, and food.

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Post Ukraine videos. I'll start:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=43HOSop5poo 
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Thanks you Poland. Very cool
More of this >>/39305/

And less of this >>/39273/
>>/39327/
I would have preferred Article 5 though
In a free country, you are the one who is responsible if your life is a mess.

In a police state, you can blame the government if your life has been destroyed.

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Hi, Slovak here. Does anybody here hate Hungarians as much as me? I mean, just look at them, they are absolute mongrels. Literal mutts of Europe. They never brought anything good to this world (inb4 paprika), they have never invented anything, they always only brought wars and destruction to Europe. They have no place among us Europeans, they have migrated to this area from the Far East. They are descendants of Attila the Hun. Romans had to slay Attila to stop them from ravaging Europe and raping it into extinction. Germans have fought countless wars and crusades against them in order to stop their rape-conquest of Europe and rape-expansion to the West. They both gave up in time though and now it's up to us Slovaks to deal with them. Why does nobody want to help us to exterminate that vermin from the face of the Earth? It would be so easy. Hungarians are dumb and weak. We would kill them all off in a week and go celebrate home. I dream about killing Hungarian mutts every night. Is there anybody who shares my dreams?

Anyway, sorry for the long post. Are there even any Slovaks here on Endchan? I would love to talk to other Slovak anons. I have my own imageboard by the way. You can come to say hello if you want. It's here: https://alokal.eu/
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JavaScript > PHP
>>/37795/
Racist pig
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Yes
No one hates morality more than Americans do.


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